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Sara T
Wetfan, i’d love to hear some of your stories!

Carmalita- congratulations, honey! sounds like the wedding nite was fun 🙂

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Does any one ever pee or poop in their bedroom or while watching tv or on
the computer?

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Sarah
Thanks to everyone who gave me suggestions for overcoming my poop
shyness. Unfortunately, I think I am a long way from taking the step of
actually asking someone to watch me while I use the toilet! My first step
is really to understand why I feel the way I do. I appreciate the
comments from people who are comfortable going in front of others. I
would REALLY like to hear from people who are like me — people who get
embarrassed when someone sees them pooping. Specifically, I would like to
know exactly WHY you feel so embarrassed. I’m hoping if I learn why
others feel embarrassed, it will help me understand my own embarassment.
As I said before, intellectually, it doesn’t make any sense that a person
should be embarrassed if someone sees them doing something which everyone
does. That’s what is so confusing to me. I feel embarrased about a normal
human function that everyone does. Why do I (and so many others) feel
this way?

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wetfan
Matt-I am 16 yrs. old,m, high school junior. I also like the school
stories, peeing is my thing. I have never peed my pants in high school
(while in school that is), but have been very desperate many times.
Sometimes there’s just no time in the day to pee- i have to always hold
it one more period, one more period, and then i find myself almost doing
it in my pants unless i get to the bathroom real soon. I peed my pants a
couple times when i was 14 (8th grade), once ehile on a class trip and
another time while hanging out with my friend in my basement. If you or
anyone are interested in hearing these stories, please respond.

-wetfan

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Humdinger
My girlfriend has been taking methodone for several months. It’s had a
nasty side effect–chronic constipation. Anyway, her system has been
backed up for weeks. Laxatives and enemas are not much help; she will
pass some mush or rabbit turds, but nothing more. Every four days, she
will vomit everything in her system (except for the log in her bowel) to
the point that she passes out, and her stomach aches from all the
churning. It’s obvious she needs medical attention.

Does anyone know of a solution to this mess? Others in the methodone
program take over-the-counter laxatives, but none that we tried seem to
work. Will this require hospitalization? If so, what is the procedure
like?

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Silke
To somekindofchick I’m sure they clean the restrooms, because otherwise
they will be unusable in only a few days. But the underpass will not,
because you can see there wet spots and piles in every condition; from
new to extremly dried.
More later.

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anonymous
hi there i had never imagined that such a forum could ever exist i am
glad ‘coz it takes off ahuge burden off me that has stayed with me for
over a year now. i can finally confide in like-minded people
This is a true but almost unbelievable incident that happened over a year
back i am a college student in india – I was 19 when this took place
my elder brother is married & has a mother-in-law about 45 years of age
who lives alone in a small town in Gujarat I was part of a nature camp
near her place After the camp wound up as told by my brother I went to
stay with his mother-in-law for a few days She is very fond of watching
movies & the only cinema-hall is within walking distance from her place
so we decided to see the latest flick in town for the late night show we
had a very sumptous & lovelt dinner prepared by her & boyh of us went to
see the movie which was quite enjoyable But after the interval, I started
getting cramps in my ???? & felt like going to the loo but decided to
hold on ‘coz I was too ashamed to tell my brother’s mother-in-law about
it But soon the feeling grew stronger & I began experiencing the
‘attacks’ When just 15 minutes were left for the movie to end I could no
longer bear it & had to excuse myself On the way, I actually pooped a bit
into my briefs but was not! very worried because I would be able to clean
up without anyone knowing To my utter disgust the loos were closed
because it was the last show of the day & the janitor was nowhere to be
seen As i was walking back trying my best to hold it in a big semisolid
turd pushed its way through I wass still hopeful because my pants were
not yet messed up & in another 15 mins we would be home Just as I was
thinking of how to face her, the movie ended & she asked me whether I was
alright I lied to her saying that I had already gone to the looI tried my
best to appear nonchalant but the walk back home seemed like an eternity
as the house appeared in the distance I felt a very strong attack come
over me & I started walking faster she realized that something was wrong
so she asked me. i stopped to let her feel that nothing was wrong &
started walking along with her That was the biggest mistake (if u all
realize the faster u walk the better the chances of your poop not com!
ing out with a force)
& a massive amount came out By now it had overflowed into my pants & to
my alarm a big portion slid into my left shoe
by now the smell was strong but still I put on a brave front as we
reached the house she told me to unlock the door as i was doing so, she
actually saw what had happened & let out a gasp angrily she told me to
clean myself up & said i should be totally ashamed of myself I was almost
in tears but managed to clean myself up Before going to bed I shamfacedly
went upto her & begged of her not to tell anyone about this accident In
return i would even be her slave I told her at this she softened a bit &
then did the most astounding thing she actually kissed me on my cheek &
embraced me tightly In spite of the huge age gap to my surprise &
discomfort I was aroused she knew it & said that all I had to do
was…..I was shocked but secretly excited too The inevitable happened &
i had the best sex in my life She has kept her word & after that too we
have made love to each other a few times of course without me having to
poop in my pants
I know this sounds unbelievable but believe me every single word is true
if anyone else has had such experiences please share them on this forum
please do not consider this as lewd or a sex experience or unworhty of
being posted on this forum I would like to conceal identities for obvious
reasons & hope to write more often – the next time i will restrict myself
to accidents that i have witnessed in public especially those with women
I shall sign in as Anon
Goodbye for now!!!!

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Robby and Annie
Hello friends,
I just had to get off my ass and write something. I don’t want to drag on
about this but I’ve felt poorly this week. I am feeling some better.
Well, with that over I will move on. Annie is out with the girls.
When Susan, the girls, and I were living in New York City, Annie came to
see us. Alan couldn’t come. Her Mum had just moved to New Jersey. One
evening we all went to the theater. We were dressed to the brim and ready
to paint the town. We ate a big dinner and went to the theater. At
intermission we naturally had to go to the loo. I didn’t have much of a
problem getting into the gents. I just weed and zipped up. I waited for
Sue and Annie. They came stumbling out of the loo laughing to beat the
band. I asked what was going on. Annie sputtered out this story. They had
to wait awhile and Sue said; “I really need to shit, bad”! Well, they
finally got in the loo. Sue and Annie went into adjacent stalls. They sat
down and suddenly farted or trumped simultaneously. She said it was like
a concert. BBBBBBBBBBRRRR, BBBBBBRRRRRROOOOOW, BRRRRRRRWWWWWW! Then two
other ladies went into the other stalls. They needed to poo, also. They
farted and then all 4 of them dropped their logs one ! after another.
PLOP,Plop,Plop,Plop. This was too funny to Sue. She started laughing and
then Annie started laughing. They were laughing so hard they farted back
and forth and plopped two more logs. Sue said they farted a tune. They
finally wiped and staggered out of the loo. For the rest of the play they
roared with laughter. The play WAS a comedy. Those two were crazy
together.

KENDAL: Hi, my dear new niece. It was so wonderful for you to ask us. I
have read the stories about you and your friends. I enjoyed every one of
them. I wasn’t familiar with the word, trump. Sarah clued me in. I can
tell you my wife Sue was a champion trumper. She was like her daughter,
Meghan. She did mega trumps. You would have loved her. Annie and I will
do what we can to help you. The girls said they are thrilled. They have
already spoken to you, I think. I know Annie has. I just wanted to speak
to you and tell you I am so proud of you. Take care, Lots of Love and a
big hug, Uncle Robby and Aunt Annie

ANDREW: Hi my friend! Meghan had this idea that since they were to ask
you to be their adopted cousin then I could become your adopted Uncle and
Annie your Aunt. Both of us would feel blessed. Don’t know what you think
about it. I just know the girls are on cloud 9 about having new cousins.
Well, think it over. I read your post about yourself and being small
isn’t bad. I am 5’7″ and Annie is 5’4″. Your concern and love for your
cousin and all of your friends makes you a big man in my eyes. Keep me
posted on your schooling toward your “A” levels and your loo adventures.
Lots of Love, Robby and Annie.

RJOGGER and Kathy: Thanks for your screaming words about the story on the
ocean liner. Annie and I still laugh about that. That situation wouldn’t
happen again in a thousand years, LOL!! Glad to hear from you folks,
again. I congratulate you for 36 years of marriage. I know you are proud
of your children. Loo bonding sure was an added joy for Susan and I. I
miss that. Hope to hear more jogging stories and loo adventures with
Kathy. Take care, Robby and Annie

DEAR RIZZO: Thank YOU for your kind words. I haven’t heard anything from
my test, yet. I guess no news is good news. I am sorry that your wife has
had so much trouble. Did the laxatives help? I can’t eat chocolate,
either(BIG SOB!!) I was in such a state on Halloween with all of that
candy lying around. I have a glass of wine in the evening to relax. I may
have to give that up, too. We’ll see. I see your poos are turning into a
jog to the loo. That can be good. I also read that your eldest son is
visiting. Hope you can do some sailing. Oh yes, I got a call to do a
“Messiah” in December and a Brahms “Requiem” in January. I know that will
be wonderful. You already know the Brahms was Susan’s favourite. Take
care, my dear friend. Love, Robby and Annie.

JEFF A: Thank you for your kind words. We enjoy your stories, too. Hope
your health is improving. Take care, Robby and Annie

LOUISE AND STEVE: Hi folks! Yes, Anne was and still is fascinated with my
willie,LOL!!! I really liked the story. Do you still hold Steve’s willie
while he wees? I think you said you did. I don’t know if Annie would have
a go. Oh well. Take care, Love, Robby and Annie!

JANE: How is our champion office pooper? I read your words of kindness.
You are special to us, too! Give our best to Gary. Love, Robby and Annie

RING STRETCHER: Than was a BIG poo!!! Had it been days since you had your
last poo? Take care, Robby and Annie

LINDA(14yrs): Hope you are doing ok. People will talk to you, here.
Please post again. Take care. Robby and Annie.

CARMALITA: Looking forward to more of your loo bonding stories. I know
you are busy with Jake, hehe! Love, Robby and Annie

PV: Hi GAL! How are things down under? Annie tells me that you are doing
an Aussie form of Karate. Annie could rip my face off if she wanted to.
Thank God she hasn’t. Look forward to hearing from you. Take care, Robby
and Annie.

SPECIAL HELLOS TO: Scott and Kim, DianeNY, Pat and Renee, LindaGS, Diva,
Erin, Mandy, David and Niki, Mindy, Laura, Ellie and Little Lou(Hope you
come back).

HAVE TO GO TO THE LOO!!! BYE NOW!!

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Sarah S and Meghan
Hi Everyone!
We are home from school. We wish we could respond during the week but it
is so frantic and busy. Hope you understand. It is so great to have Annie
back with us. We have a story but it will be in a response. See below!
Dad is better, I think. He is so down. Meghan is worried sick about him
and I try to calm her. Well, on to the responses.

KENDAL: We read your last post and WE WOULD be blessed to become your
adopted cousins. It will be so much fun. We are closer to your age. Maybe
we can be of some help. In the response to your question about
Meghan’s trumping. I asked Annie about this and she said it is farting.
We learn something eveyday. Meghan trumps everytime she has a dump. It is
so loud. For example; this morning she sat down and let out a tremendous
trump!! BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! It was a killer. I
think it knocked down a wall,haha! She then drops 2 small logs,plop,plop.
She is tall (5’8″) so she bends way over. She trumps again and again and
again. It is hilarious. A large piece usually follows with a big PLOP!
(Meghan)- I know I trump loudly and I’m PROUD of it!! Now, Kendal, I want
to say that I am thrilled to be your cousin. Sarah and I don’t have
younger cousins. I think this will be so awesome. Oh yes, we got on the
net and found a site for Mischa Barton. If you look like her, you are a
beautiful little girl. Size doesn’t mean anything. It is in your heart.
ANDREW: Sarah and I want to ask you if you will be our adopted cousin,
too. WE will be blessed. Now, we know how tall and ! how “small” you are
for your age. It doesn’t mean anything. Our mother told us that beauty is
in the heart. Blond and blue, eh! We picture a nice looking guy! I have
shoulder length dark brown hair and brown eyes(our mother’s). I don’t
know who I look like. Sarah has light brown hair and hazel eyes(our
Dad’s). Well, please keep in touch. Good luck to both of you on your
studies. Lots of love and hugsxxxx, Cousins Sarah S and Meghan.

RIZZO: We read your post and we are sorry that you and your wife are
having to give up chocolate and wine. Dad can’t eat chocolate anymore. He
was a grouch on Halloween Annie told us. Dad and Annie do drink wine
occasionally. We are worried about him. He has had 2 heart attacks and he
is getting down about his health. We didn’t want to bore you with this.
We hope your wife’s health improves. I know that Annie will post later.
You now poo like Meghan. Quick and fast. You are a dear man! Take care.
Love, Sarah S and Meghan PS: Enjoy the boat trip!!

SARAH: Meghan- I have had shyness in not letting anyone except my sister
see me sitting on the toilet. I really don’t like my cousin Annie watch.
I know I am being ridiculous. You just have to work through it. I will be
as much help as I can. Take it a little at a time. Good luck, Meghan and
Sarah S.

LOUISE: Thank for your words. We count you and Steve as two of our online
friends. Take care, Love Sarah S and Meghan.

ERIN: How are you doing with your bathroom shyness? We read you are try
ing. Hope we can help. Take care, Sarah S and Meghan.

EPHERMAL: We are college students, also. What are you studying? We would
love to talk to you about your experiences in and out of the toilet. Take
care, Sarah S and Meghan.

LINDA(14 yrs)- We just want to say we will talk to you every weekend. You
will not be friendless here. Take care, Sarah S and Meghan.

JANE: We read your wonderful words. We think you are special and really
enjoy your stories. Thanks for being kind to all of us.

We have to go!!! HI to: Jeff A, Rich and Kathy, Todd and Diana, LindaGS,
PV! We know we missed some and are sorry. We are new.

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steve
bobby-I liked your story and I do think your friend matt does like to
poop his pants.

Today it was cool outside. I had blue jeans and a thick shirt on. I was
waiting for mom to pick me up from night school. We live in the woods 8
miles from the nearest school. I had not eaten anything the day before so
I ate a lot that day. When she got I had an urge to poop a little so I
walked to the bathroom and went. Then got in the car to go home. Got
around 4-6 miles from the house when I got the urge to poop. It was not
to bad until we got down this long dirt road that was not very smooth. I
was holding back but the poop was coming out in my briefs. But when we
made it to the driveway. More come out in my briefs causing a bulge. I
was trying to hide the bulge with my shirt so my mom did not see it. She
knew I had to poop very bad but I was trying not to poop my pants in
front of her. I got out of the car and ran to the front door more poop
came out but I stopped there was no hiding it by the time she got to the
door to unlock it the poop came out with a force and mak! ing a lot of
farting noise right in front of her. At first I tried to hold back but it
was hopeless. She said it would be all right go change.

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Ring Stretcher
jeez, I had a fat turd slowly come out of me today. When the urge hit it
felt like a train pushing against my closed hole, so I quickly dropped my
pink panties and sat on the toilet. After some tinkling I pushed har and
this fat, and I mean fat, turd pushed it’s way out of my domed anus. I
moaned loudly because my ring was stretching wider and wider to
accomodate this beast! I honestly felt like it was going to split. Then
my turd got stuck for several seconds as I grunted, strained and moaned
to get things over with! My body was quivering with effort; I gripped the
toilet seat and said “ohmygod” as my ring stretched so freaking wide. I
couldn’t take it anymore and just wanted it to come out. Finally I heard
crackling after I switched my posture. It must have been moving at 2 mph
coming out of my stretched hole. When it started tapering off I felt
relief, followed by a loud splash in the toilet.
It had taken ten minutes to pass it, it was 6-8 inches long and I swear
it was as thick as a beer can.
My hole remained opened for several seconds more; once it closed I wiped
but there was nothing to wipe. I felt 10 lbs lighter, too.

Special hellos to BRYIAN, CARMALITA, TRAVELING GUY, BUZZY, KENDAL, JANE,
EMPHERMAL, SCOTT AND KIM, ANDREW, MANDY, RJOGGER, ALTHEA AND LOGGER.

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Jeff A
Hi all,

Thank you everybody for your kind hearted thoughts and wishes. I’ve tried
replying several times, but they don’t go. I hope there’s nothing wrong
with my computer.
Special thanks to Plunging Plop Guy for a beautiful message, and also to
Steph, for coming out of retirement. It was very good to hear from you
dear!
Louise: Good luck on that test, I know you’ll do well. I’ve been reading,
keeping up with all of your stories from weeks and weeks ago. I thank you
dearly for the special ones you sent to me.
Rizzo: I hope you’re okay! I must’ve missed what happened to you, did you
have surgery or something? You and RJOGGER & Kathy are two of my best
cyber-buds here! I hate to think of anything bad happening to you.
Robby, Annie, Sarah and Meagan: What a wonderful addition you all are! I
love reading your stories.
Jane: How are you doing? Again, I love all your visits to the ladies
room, you paint a very vivid picture.
Carmalita: Oh, Senora! Congratulations!Grab all the happiness that you
deserve en este vida loca, ok?

We had a friend visiting the house, who’s about 40 I guess. She’s tall,
brunette, good figure. Anyway, she’d used the bathroom, been in there for
nearly fifteen minutes. When she came out, I investigated to find a very
strong aroma, and several swirling brown stains in the bowl. I’d always
wondered what she’d be like on the toilet, and lately it’s nice to have
such distractions.
On an even happier note, I was out of town the other day, and was hiking
and passed a restroom and stopped in for a quick pee. I heard two girls
go into the next room, and could hear them through the vent. It was
classic! They were laughing and carrying on. One kept going “Rrrnnnnnn”
to make the other laugh. I think listening was better than seeing! Then,
I heard one girl say “Pewwwwy!” and the second girl half grunted and said
“I know. It’s a big one too.” Listening as carefully as I could, most of
it was garbled, but I did manage to hear a nice, healthy PLOP! Then,
about two more just like it and more giggling. Then a toilet flushed, and
after a few minutes I heard a sound like wet, loose poop coming out
quickly. From the sound, it was the other girl’s turn. There was more
giggling, and complaints of “pewy” smells. When they finally left, I saw
them. They were young and cute.
It was very fun.

Take care everyone

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Buzzy
Happy halloween,fellow goblins-Some wild stories here lately-
TO OUTHOUSE SCOTT-I argee with you about the buddy pooing,but one must be
careful about who you choose-God forbid you get someone who is really not
into it and boy you are in trouble(It’s happened to me once or twice and
boy is it mortifying)There really aren’t that many open minded people out
there-So be careful!
I noticed a few folks talking about dumping out in the woods-all I can
say is it’s a great thing to do and if you read my posts you can see I do
it often( Ive done it so much i consider myself somewhat of an expert on
the subject),but you really should take off your pants totally or it
could get messy and if you are going to poo standing,you should bend over
slightly and you won’t make a mess on yourself,but the best way to poo is
squatting down cause you seem to poop more that way-it’s the best
position to poop and it’s feels the best too
Had one of those dumps this a.m. when i felt like I had to go but no big
deal til I sat on the bowl and started to dump and it kept coming out and
coming out,but it didn’t feel like a big one til I let out my 1st
pre-poop fart and boy did it start an avalanche of soft, well formed poop
and it stayed that way the whole time and when i finally felt done I
looked in the bowl and saw 3 8-10 inch smooth logs and a bunch of 4-5
inchers that looked like they broke up as they came out,man it looked
like 3 feet of poop if it was one piece that came out,but as i was
pushing it out I just felt the urge still strong and i felt like i just
had to keep pushing-I rarely do those kind of dumps and boy what a
surprise as i looked in the bowl and it was some load,but didn’t feel
like much-anyone else have these kinds of dumps-that was a big surprise-
literally!!Must be my system purging itself,i guess,but it felt good-
later BYE

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Kyle
Outhouse Scott: I enjoyed your post about how to share the experience of
taking a shit with friends of both sexes. I’ve always enjoyed taking a
dump with friends to keep me company. I think, however, if you ask a
friend to come into the bathroom with you they will think you are real
weird. This applies to people of the same and certainly of the opposite
sex. What I try to do is to set up situations where this happens
naturally without actually saying anything, but you can only do this with
people of the same sex. To give you an example, me and my College room
mate, Scott, sometimes drive to our hometown to spend weekends with our
folks. It is about 120 miles from the campus. We usually leave early on
Saturdays and have a fast food breakfast on the road. A few weeks ago
after breakast, I told Scott that I had to visit the restroom and he
said: “Me too.” The restroom turned out to be one of those small one room
affairs with a crapper in the open and a sink. We went in ! and I locked
the door. Scott told me to go first and he looked surprised when he saw
me pull down my jeans and briefs to my ankles and sit on the crapper. He
said that he would wait outside, but I told him to wait there because I
would not be long. He seemed a bit embarrassed and looked away from me,
but we kept up a conversation about classes, etc. Then I farted and
said:”Excuse me!” and we both started laughing and this broke the ice.
Scott relaxed and made eye contact with me. I grunted a bit and there
were loud plops as my turds hit the water. After dropping about 4 logs, I
wiped my butt. We continued talking while I wiped and looked at the TP
after each wipe. By this time, Scott was completely unembarrassed and
just kinda stood there as if it were completely natural.
It turned out that he only wanted to take a leak and I washed my hands
while he did this. It was nice having him around while I took a dump, but
I don’t think I could have asked him to accompany me. The sitation just
worked out right!

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Jeff B
It was the mid 1980s; video arcades were the place to go after school
(during school for us hardcore gamers). I loved a game called Reactor,
but there was always the same kid playing it he was good. He would play
for about an hour on one quarter. He drew large numbers of onlookers
about 3 deep all the way around — you couldnt even see the game. He had
a stack of quarters sitting on the console just to monopolize the game.

This really pissed me off, so one day was just getting over a stomach bug
or something and I had really really bad and wet gasit was putrid and
rancid. The smell made me gag as if to vomit. I arrived at the arcade in
the mall and as usual, there was a crowd at the Reactor game. I decided
that I have had enough of that. So I patiently waited, all the time
knowing that a fart was brewing and festering in my bowels, finally it
was readyI carefully let it leak out, making as little noise as
possible. It was absolutely sickening the crowd quickly dispersed
leaving only the inconsiderate gamer. I watched from a distance and soon
the stench became too much and he grabbed his stack of quarters, shouted
obscenities, and grudgingly left the game unattended. I finally was able
to play Reactor. Farts are one of Gods greatest gifts.

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ANNIE & ROBBIE — Yes, martial arts are good exercise, if you can keep
the injuries at bay. Still, keeping hydrated (with all the sweating) can
lead to some major bladder-action afterward!

LOUISE — CONGRATS on your Aikido 5th Kyu! Wonderful! I’m proud of you!
It makes me want to have another go myself, and Aikido is a style I’m
interested in adopting! Unfortunately I’ve strained a muscle in my left
arm that leaves my elbow stiff, and the arm is not very strong at the
moment. I think I lifted some shopping bags awkwardly last week. It’ll be
a while… Well, those runny evacuations are a sure sign you’re eminently
human! We stress out, we gush forth! It shouldn’t hit so bad in future,
you have experience and a positive result. Steve was every bit the
gentleman to clean you up like that. Yes, it’s fun to use your urine like
a scouring hose — I blasted some blobby shit on the back of the bowl
last week, and decided to turn around and wee it all away!

RIZZO — “Pee Queen” — me?! I swoon to the compliment! Well, my target
is 15 wees on the beach this year in a single session, and a great big
dump if I can manage it too! I’ve been thinking I might try doing a
sort-of Louise — stand at the edge of the sea and wee straight forward
while staring off at the horizon, like it’s no big deal…

Cheers,

PS: I posted about two nights ago but I don’t see it here — lemme
check…

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Lucy
Hi guys!
An interesting thing is going on for me at the moment.
I’ve been a bit sick for about the last week so I went to the doctor and
he put me on antibiotics.

Well, I haven’t noticed many side-effects other than they make me feel a
little queasy sometimes. But I have noticed this: since I’ve been taking
them whenever I have to pee, the urge just kind of hits me and I find
myself having to pull back really hard on my muscles to prevent myself
from weeing right then and there. And that’s the first sign that I need
to pee. It’s really bizarre because usually I feel a slight urge at one
time but it usually just gradually builds up over a couple of hours
before I need to make a conscious effort to hold on.

Usually this strange initial desperation goes away after a couple of
minutes if I hold it in, and I can hold it for quite a while before
making a trip to the loo. However, it has resulted in a few quirts
escaping into my panties before I could make it.

Has anyone else ever experienced this kind of reaction with medications
which are not meant to be diuretics?

Lucy

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David and Niki
Sorry, it’s of course Louise and Steve and also PV. My appologies…David

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Jake
Matt: Saw your question about why dudes hold their dick down with one
hand while taking a dump. At School, our boy’s bathroom has stalls
without doors. I usually take a shit there in the mornings. It’s real
busy there during break with a bunch of guys pissing and shitting. I’m
still at that age when I get a hard on unexpectedly. I hold my dick down
so if I get a hard on the other dudes can’t see it and make fun of me.
Also when I am shitting out my turds, I often get a sudden flow of piss
without intending to piss. If I hold my dick down, the piss goes into the
bowl and does not get over my legs. Also shitting a large turd is a weird
feeling (kinda of a mixture of pain and pleasure) and holding my dick
down kinda helps deal with the sensation. Take care dude!

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sam
has any one ever shit themselves with out realising they even needed to
go. this happened to me a while back, I was sitting looking on the net
with a friend and laughing at this one site when all of a sudden I just
started to fill my pants. This was no little squirt I can tell you it
seemed to go on for ages me shitting myself and my friend just staring in
disbelief. By the time I was done it was pretty much around my balls and
up my back. I went to clean myself up and when I came back my friend was
pretty cool although he had a good laugh he has never told any body about
it.
By the way I am 24 years old.

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Movie Fan
Logan, you asked about movies with female poop scenes. Here are some that
have been discussed here:

Senseless (poop sounds heard and dialogue references pooping)

Patch of Blue (no sounds, but context indicates girl has diarrhea; also
book the movie was based on indicates she has the runs)

Caged Heat (poop sounds heard, plus girl is reading book on toilet)

Labyrinth of Passion (poop sounds heard as girl goes in her pants; also
poop is visible on floor by her feet)

Twenty-One (no sounds, but girl is on toilet long time and wipes butt)

Car Wash (no sounds, but comment made about the smell after girl leaves
bathroom)

AI – Artifical Intelligence (no sounds, but woman is reading book on
toilet, which implies she was pooping)

Something Wild (no sounds, but woman wipes both front and back)

Homage (no sounds, but dialogue clearly indicates woman is pooping)

The Shooting (no sounds, but reference is made to woman “soiling herself”
– also the book on which the movie is based indicates she is pooping)

Once Upon a Time in America (dialogue indicates girl is pooping)

Indecent proposal (no sounds, but woman is reading paper while on toilet,
which probably indicates pooping)

Scary Movie 2 (girl apologizes to cat for pooping in his litter box; poop
is shown)

In addition to the above, the following scenes are ambiguous as to
whether or not pooping occurs:

Detroit Rock City (girl is heard peeing and farting, but nothing actually
indicates she poops)

The Drifter – (woman is sitting on toilet when another person enters, but
there is no indication of what she was doing)

Groove Tube – same comment as above

Kindergarten Cop (woman rushes into building in distress to find
bathroom; diarrhea is implied but it could just be nausea)

Can anyone add to this list? I am particularly interested in newer movies
that just came out in the past year or so. It seems movie makers are
getting a lot more liberal about bathroom scenes involving women. Pee
scenes are now very common. Can anyone add to this list of female poop
scenes?

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Vince
Hello everyone!
Diva: I am a percussionist, though not by career. I mostly play with the
pit orchestra at a local theater on weekends, nothing major. I haven’t
been lucky enough to make a career of it yet. Glad things are going well
for you.
I know of the perils a long show schedule on the bladder! I remember once
we were doing back to back shows, with only a 1 hour break in between.
One of my drumheads broke during the performance, so I had to change it
out between shows. To top it off, when the lighting was being adjusted
for the next show, a circuit blew so I had to help get that fixed (a
wiring nightmare). Anyway, needless to say, I did not get to the bathroom
between shows.
This resulted in my being desperate throughout the second show, not a
good thing when you’re trying to concentrate on playing! By the time the
show was over, it had been about 9 hours since I had gone. I had to run
to the bathroom, and the very long pee that ensued was great relief.
Have a great day everybody!

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Jumpz
Hi every1, how’s life?

I juz finished my papers! hooray, suddenly life’s so much brighter.
Though I only heard of it mentioned before, but never experienced myself,
hunch tells me I had a case of stomach flu on tuesday. Definitely not a
memorable experience, i went to the toilet like every hour, with the
feeling of a full “load”, but nothing happens, oh except mounting
frustration. Then I feel this big fatigue, from totally nowhere, and I
juz wanna lie down the whole day, and your appetite goes off too. You juz
feel so agonisingly full whole day. What makes it worse was I had a paper
on thursday, which I counted on studying on tuesday. but, praise the
lord, i was ok on wednesday, and my paper today though it came at a
cost(financially), is fine and over! Problems regarding bm are never fun,
and i have decided to start running, to see if it does provide for a
better bowel habit. i have this wild theory, does eating well and
shitting well bring a nice trim figure? Wouldn’t we all like that? ;! )
With regards to what i read around this site, do guys tend to have more
accidents or are girls too shy to write and talk about their embarrassing
moments, and prefer to bury it a hundred feet under ground? Personally, I
feel sharing it out helps u to become more at ease with the incident, and
most important, if u can see the amusement, u can laugh at yourself, and
u wont feel so embarrassed?

Silke: I’m glad u manage to relieve yourself in time, and keep your cool!
I personally would never be able to even glance at the other women in the
queue if i were there, then. Here, i can’t help but comment on your
contribution, it’s very thought-provoking. NO OFFENCE TO les francaises,
OR ANYONE AT ALL, but it’s a little hard for me to accept this particular
aspect of France. How can any1 fill tunnels, corridors or any public
place with turds? It’s not the woods, it’s solid pavement. And to shit in
the middle of public place? Since when has shitting been elevated to a
socially accepted level? I thought it was at best, a small, private
thrill? Even the toilet is a mess, and I thought females are supposed to
be the “civilised” clan here, u know with all the male miss-aims and all
(sorry guys), but Every cubicle is messed up with accidents, even used
tampons and slips, IN the toilet bowl? Where has education gone to? What
good has it done us? Perhaps the French janitors qui! t, and I don’t
blame them at all.
Here’s a question. What comes to your mind immediately when u
accidentally mess up a public toilet? I’m incredibly embarrassed how I’m
going to leave the cubicle, and face females outside, where any1 can see
the mess, and when I can’t flush the toilet! I really sympathise with
janitors sometimes, they are paid peanuts, given little respect (how do U
react, if u discover your friend’s dad or mum is a janitor? frankly?
afterall, janitors are around, and they have to be some probably normal,
great, handsome kid’s dad/mum), and expected to clear up our mess? I
admit taking janitors for granted way too much. When’s the last time we
thanked a janitor sincerely, or said a hello? Or perhaps I’m the
ungrateful one. Frankly, I feel these toilet heroes are SO
underappreciated in Singapore. No thank yous, not even a smile, and
humans are supposed to be warm-blooded, with feelings. Now, where has
that disappeared to? I wonder if you agree with me Nietzsche? Where the
hell are you ! anyway? Are you ok?
Sorry if i made the forum a hundred times more dull with my contribution,
I swear I’m not a politics major! Take care mes amis!

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Donny
somekindofchick – There are all kinds of squat toilets around the world,
some are just holes in the floor some are flat porcelain jobs with
“footprints” where you place your feet while squatting with your holes
over their hole. The jap ones look like a guy’s urinal mounted in the
floor and flush like a regular toilet. People raised with squat toilets
sometimes prefer them but if you’re raised with comfy toilet seats on a
toilet bowl you will detest them. Regular American type toilets are
becoming more popular with the Japanese I hear as well as other parts of
the world. Some people think squatting down makes it easier to shit and I
can understand their point, especially if a person has a tendency toward
constipation, but I have no problem and am happy with my big comfy
commercial openfront seat.

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Eric in Chicago
Dookey Boy: From the description of your dump (very hard to poop out and
almost black) it sounds like you may be letting yourself get dehydrated.
Not a good thing. Either that or you had been ignoring the urge for a
long time, which is also not a good thing.

Kara: The black color in the Burger King slushies is really a mixture of
red and blue dyes (verified by poor man’s paper chromatography; I got a
few drops of it on my napkin and it separated into a red spot with a blue
halo). It’s really a very dark purple that looks like black. It’s not a
matter of the dyes being “powerful”; it’s just a matter of them being
inert and not getting absorbed into the body or having their color
changed by digestion. That means the effect is completely harmless; the
dyes are just passing through you like, say, fiber would.

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Daniel
DAVIE: No, I never did see Nat take a dump, but I think if he hadn’t gone
away for his year abroad and we’d continued our Thiursday lunches, he
might well have done it eventually. Once he did invite me in there just
after he’d flushed and he was buckling his bet back up. I could see just
the end of his turd disappearing down the toilet and his smell was very
heavy in the air. He wanted to comment on a funny picture in my bathroom
(involving peeing to a great height) He thought it was wicked and wanted
to know how I’d found it.

Several times I kept the door open while I took a dump and Nat was in the
front room–he didn’t seem to mind that either. He’s just very cool about
everything, the “boy-next-door” type.

He’s now back in a very prestigious drama college and I have no doubt he
has a great acting career ahead of him.

TYLER: I go camping quite a lot and I’ve always either leaned back
against a tree and let go, or, like you, I removed my trousers and
underwear and just squatted right down. I have even squatted and dumped
simply taking my trou and undies all the way down but not off, but you
really have to stick your butt out and hold your clothes forward to
prevent shit from getting on them!
Bye for now, Daniel (UK)

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Bryian
Looks like that lady is gonna pee or poop in the bucket…Hey Maybe while
posting a message here LOL!

To Bobby: Loved your story…..it was cool. Thats good your friend was
really open about you poopin your pants then he does it too cuz he had to
go and couldn’t hold it. Its also good he’s open about pooping his
pants..Cool

To Tyler: Cool story..really enjoyed hearing about dumping in the
outdoors and with a buddy.

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Upstate Dave
Good morning to all. It was a quiet Halloween around here last night.I
have a response to who asked about males holding their penis while
sitting. Some times when I wake up Ill have an erection so I have to
point it down and wait before Ill piss. This keeps from having a unwanted
mess.

Somekindofchick you asked about the squat toilets. There has been
pictures here on past pages. They are used widely in the Asian countries.
You can find pictures here on the web. Search for squat toilets and you
should find out what they look like. Everyone take care and we will catch
you later.Upstate Dave

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RJOGGER and Kathy
The last week and a half has been busy, so say the least, so we just have
time for some replies and hellos. Robbie and Annie – Oh My! (LOL) What a
story! The 4 folks in a tub, then the girls shitting, and Annie’s “wig
wag” (swinging) turd, and the steward gaping. (Explosive
Laughter!!!!!!). Robbie: this is one of the best stories that Kathy and I
have ever read, not to mention one of the funniest. I am still laughing
very hard, as is Kathy, and it is somewhat hard to write a reply, because
we both almost fell off of our chairs laughing. What a beaut, we would
have loved to have seen this happen. You folks take good care, wow, I
can’t (LOL!) stop laughing!
Buzzy – Neighbor, every opportunity that I get to share a poop session
with Kathy, I take advantage of. That is the main reason that we had the
twin commodes installed, so that we could share time together in the
head. We liked your story, Buzzy, keep on posting these beauts.
Rizzo – I see that you slipped and got hurt. Are you OK, friend? Kathy
and I hope that you are well and not feeling any bad effects. We enjoyed
your latest “boat” story very much. Take good care.
David and Niki – You guys are right, Kathy and I are “somewhat” older
than you, as we have 3 adult children that are in your age bracket. We
have known each other 37 and ½ years, been married for almost 36, and we
have enjoyed watching each other poop, almost from the beginning of our
relationship. I’ m sure that you and Niki will enjoy a long and healthy
relationship also. Here’s hoping that you 2 will post more adventures, as
they occur.
Carmalita – Congratulations, Carmalita and Jake, the Newlyweds! It sounds
like you two youngsters had a terrific wedding, not to mention the 3
great poop stories you just wrote. Again, Kathy and I just want to send
our best wishes and we hope to hear form you soon.

Hearty HELLOS! also go to Kim and Scott; Renee; Patsy, Jane, Diane NY,
Jeff A, Rizzo, Adrian and Muggs.
We will speak to you folks later in the week.

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somekindofchick, the second woman from the right on the bottom of the
background in the masthead above is using a Japanese squat.

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Fart fan
Has anyone ever heard a woman fart on TV (other than Jenny McCarthy, of
course, who did it on purpose)? I read an old posting here where someone
said Joan Lunden once farted on Good Morning America, but I couldn’t find
any verification on that.

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Rizzo
Hello to all you friends of this forum!

Because my wife has been constipated lately and her liver values
(whatever these are) were somewhat out of normal range, we changed our
diet slightly by cutting out the chocolate (sob), reducing our wine
intake from a glass or two every other day to zero (sigh) and increasing
our vegetable and fruit intake (hmhm). I felt the results first. After
breakfast the need to poop now hits with a vengeance, and I dont even
get to shave first, but see that I get to the bathroom quickly, get those
pants down in time and slam my butt on to the seat or the poop hits the
textiles instead of the water enclosed within the porcelain!! It is
usually softish, mahogony brown tinged with orange (all those carrots!!),
comes out at an apparent rate of feet per second at one and a half inches
thickness, and hardly smells at all! Just a simple
ffffffffffthththththhthhthhrrrrlOOMP, and its over! Two wipes, a warm
wash on the bidet, and I feel pounds lighter. Wow! There is no time to
weigh myself ! before in order to calculate the length of the coiled
and piled up jobbie from the difference to the weight after!

CARMALITA, dear, Im glad to see that you are back, happily married! Your
story of the poop by the fire on the beach is really romantic. Jake did
the opposite of eating out of your hand too! He let you poop into his! If
that isnt love, I wonder what is. I wish you and Jake and all the rest
of your fabulous family all the best. Love to all of you from Rizzo.

DIVA, Wow, just reading your story of desperation made me need to pee! I
hope to hear you sing some day! Please post again! Take care of your
vocal chords by watering them well (grin), love from Rizzo!

PV dear, it is the first time I am looking forward to a beach season! The
difference is that I am here in Europe looking forward to the beach
season in southern Australia!!!! And why should that be??? Because my
favourite Pee Queen, you my dear, is preparing some more of those
superbly entertaining and adventurous beach wees!!!!! I cant wait for
the fun to start!! Best of love from your ally on the opposite side (more
or less) of the planet, Rizzo!

MINDY, good for you to have your relationship spiced up by that
fantastic, glorious buddy dump! Hugs!

TIM, great story of a dump of a weeks worth of turds you found so
embarrassing. I would have been just as embarrassed as you, although my
wifes parents especially my father in law – are not that uptight. Take
care, cheers!

ELYSA, you poor thing, puking orange up top and leaking yellow/red/green
down below! Although it might not have seemed at all funny to you, the
way you wrote it made me laugh all the same! I hope you are able to smile
too, when you re-read your story! Cheer up!

SID, great story of your dinner at the restaurant and the subsequent
blockage of your toilet by Carrie! The way you described her behaviour
towards you and her embarrassment after her mishap, gives me the
impression that she is rather fond of you, even if it doesnt seem that
way to you! When you comforted her and put your hand on hers, it must
have taken some effort on her part not to melt in your arms!! Thats the
way I see it. I may be wrong of course. Cheers from Rizzo!

TODD, hey man, this is the first time I read of a girl proposing marriage
to her beloved, while he is sitting on the potty taking a relaxed
dump!!!! A situation very fitting to this forum! This must be the start
of a most wonderful life for you two! I wish you all the best! Love to
both of you from Rizzo.

Dear ROBBY, you are too kind! Thanks for your words of support, they
warmed my heart! I sincerely hope and pray that your medical check-up
will show that there is nothing seriously wrong with your health! Give my
love to Annie! Ah yes, you are quite right, the concerto was glorious!
Enough said. Take care, love from Rizzo

Dear SARAH S. and dear Meghan, thank you for you kind words of
encouragement. So now we are getting to know each other more! Poopwise
too! Isnt it a hoot? Next week Ill have less time on my hands for the
forum, our elder son is coming home for some days, and, if the weather
holds, well be on the boat. Theres no computer linked to the net there.
So take care you two, love from Rizzo.

PlUNGING PLOP GUY, thanks for enquiring about my health. My shoulder has
healed incredibly quickly thanks to anti-inflammatory enzymes on a
vegetable basis. Super stuff! Took away the aches and pains in only a few
days. Love to you from Rizzo

LAWN DOGS KID, you are a dear, giving me such a treat with that most
fabulous story of you and Kate on the loo in the dead of night. The
conspiracy of it all and the closeness to each other must have been soooo
exciting for the two of you! And the little confusion when you thought
Kate was Kendal was really endearing, because it showed me just how much
you shower Kendal with love, which I have always found extremely
important, as you know! Yes, and now I finally know what you look like
too, but funnily enough, the image I had of you in my mind matches your
description quite well! You need not worry about your size. I think that
you will grow a bit more, about two more inches, Id wager. Perhaps more.
There are advantages you know! You wont bang your head as often as I do
(my wife says that I should wear a hard hat at all times!), and the seats
of cars are more comfortable because they are not too small for your
back. Yes, and it could be easier to find a fitting bike that! will not
leave you doubled over causing back ache!!! The same applies to
furniture. Your feet will never need to hang over the end of a bed; and
you will easily find clothes that fit!!
So your parents have found a buyer with the necessary cash for Kendals
old home. It will be a definite good-bye then. Im still not sure if its
the right thing you are doing, going over there to spend the nights, but
with you there Kendal should be all right. I just hope that the new
owners are good people. It helps.
Thank you for wishing my wife well; I had a good look at the written
results of the echo-graph, and there has been no visible change since the
last one at the beginning of the year. Thats a big relief. She was
bunged up too, couldnt poo for days, even after having soaked prunes for
breakfast, dried figs in the evening after supper, and eating loads of
fruit and ????. I had already prepared a rather ominous looking enema
aparatus, based on the model I had once described for use on the boat,
but much bigger! The sight of the contraption must have literally scared
her insides shitless, because she could suddenly go every day without the
aid of intestinal dynamite (laxatives)!
OK, I wont bother you with more details, take care of yourself, keep up
a steady good effort for those A-level exams seemingly so far away in the
future, but upon you in no time at all, love from Rizzo

Now to my dear niece KENDAL!! You made me go very pink in the face, quite
a colour contrast to my white side burns, but grinning from ear to ear at
my computer screen, by letting me know, that I would be welcome to kneel
before you – like before a true princess – and hold your hand with you
enthroned on the porcelain in full action!! How could I ever resist? Of
course you would have to wear your favourite sky blue dress and those
lurid blue undies!!
I will follow Andrews advice and go to the internet and find Mischa
Bartons picture when she was your age, and see if she is any match for
the image of you I have in mind! She might come close, but you are the
one who deserves my love, and that makes all the difference!
So heres my hug for you, it implies being swept to the level of eye to
eye – no, not quite as far as the stratosphere – and a twirl to let your
feet be lifted by centrifugal force, (Andrew, please step back a little
or her heels will make painful contact with your nose) then a scratchy
cuddle before you are returned to stand on solid ground again. There you
are! Love from your Uncle Rizzo.

I wonder what has happened to ALANA?

And TEENAGED GIRL, are you still reading? Have you reached your twenties?

Hellos to Steve and Louise, Jane, Rich and Kathy, Lucy, Jeff A., Austin,
Upstate Dave, Silke, Carol, Julie, Althea, Penny, Moira and all I have
failed to mention…
Bye to all,

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Tim
Hi Buzzy,

I am glad you found that story funny, I tell you it created a little
scandal around here…

My wife got a ring from her mom, who was indicating that I should not be
left alone with our kids anymore! I was so outraged and hurt. I mean what
an unfair reaction. Yes, it was embarrassing to have to let your pants
down in front of the family. But would it not have been as bad if I would
have shat my pants in front of everybody? There really was no other spot
to go and I could not have asked them to leave as my daughter had not
finished her wee, yet.
I was so embarrassed, outraged and upset that I even cried when my wife
told me, what she said. I love my family and I find it the biggest
offense of all to indicate I could harm my kids! Thank god my wife is on
my side and is totally comforting. She has a big argument with her mom
because of that. I told her how sorry I was for all of this, but she said
that she thinks they are being completely unreasonable. She even told me
a story where she was caught short, in order to make me feel better. I
won’t talk about it here but in a strange way it is a bit liberating, as
it seems to bring us together more closely. We normaly do not mind if one
of us is on the loo and the other one walks in but we never talk about
things like this.
My sister in law’s husband rang me yesterday and ask laughingly, he heard
I got rid of my constipation. I told him what our mother in law had said
and how upset I was. He was furious about that stupid reaction. He rang
her and told her that she was getting over the top. We even had to laugh
when he told us later how the conversation ended: He had said that he
could not believe what she was indicating and he hopes that she never
gets in a desperate situation because “we all know, even you poop
sometimes…”-She just hung up. I am so thankful to Martin, as I could
not have talked about it with her.
This morning I was standing in front of the toilet naked and peed before
getting into the shower. My daughter came in and watched like she
sometimes does, she is only four, and after I finished I put the seat
down for her and she also did her wee. I always felt there was nothing
wrong with things like that, but today I was getting really
uncomfortable. I told my wife and she shook her head and said she is
tired of this nonsense. I am getting strangely insecure at the moment.
Could somebody tell my there thoughts?
Through all this fuzz I am building up another constipation as well. I
guess, you fine people on this site are one of the few I can tell this.

What on embarrassment to start a family war by following an urgent call
of nature!

Stay well
Tim

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Todd and Diana
Hey Everyone,
Well in case your courious about what we look like, we will tell you. I,
Todd am 21 years of age and I am a heavier set man. I have awesome blue
eyes and brown hair and I also stand six feet, two inches. I, Diana am
also 21 years of age and have a traditional female build. I also have
beautiful blue eyes and I stand six feet even. I have blonde hair too.
Well here is another story. Yesterday we were watching a movie and we
were all cuddled up when Diana told me that she had to take a poo. I said
alright no big deal and I will follow you in there. She grabbed one of
her Glamour magazines and we went into the bathroom. She was sitting ont
the toilet when she said to me, “Will you come over here and rub my
vagina?” I said, “Okay Honey”. As I am sitting there doing this she tells
me that this is going to be a huge one, and naturally I got all excitied.
Then she stars to rip seven ten second long farts. She said that she was
in alot of pain and I felt so bad for her, I wish I could have been in
her shoes cause she doesn’t deserve that kind of pain. I told her that to
keep focus on the magazine and try to push. Then I started to rub her
legs, boy are they smooth. She was concentraiting on her reading material
and that’s when I told her to push. So she started to push. I said “push,
push, that a girl, come on push get that thing ! out of there, good
girl”, and by me saying that and praising her she managed to get out a
HUGE log I don’t know how big is was exactly but it was a giant. After
that was all over she sat there and weed for tewnty seconds. I told her
how pround I was of her and she said that I would be rewarded later. Then
I said that I had to take a wee. When I take a wee it is different.
Granted I am a male, but “I love to pee like a girl” and Diana really,
really loves it too. Well that’s it for now and again a SPECIAL THANKS
for those who responded to our posts, we greatly enjoy your thoughts and
we love you all with our hearts.
Todd and Diana

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Hearty HELLOS! also go to Kim and Scott; Renee; Patsy, Jane, Diane NY,
Jeff A, Rizzo, Adrian and Muggs.
We will speak to you folks later in the week.

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your name (optionalMatt)
About 2 years ago I had a paper delivery round and I had an accident one
morning. My Mum and dad work shifts and they were on mornings and my
brother had another round. I thought I would enjoy hanging on and got to
the shop and sorted the papers. I think I realized that there was no way
I would get back home without doing a dump but I decided to try. About
half way around I felt the poo touching the back of my pants. Slowly the
first lump slipped in and dropped heavy into the crutch of my briefs. It
was stiff but sticky. Then over the next few minutes the rest fell in and
rolled around between the top of my legs as I walked. I felt it smearing
me and knew I would be a mess. I met my mate Andrew at the end of the
round and he co8ld tell what I had done and I owned up and he told me
that he had done a few poops in his pants and had gone in his pants on
the way home from school about a week before. We both went back to my
house and I got cleaned up before my brother got! back. I don’t think my
brother is into pooing but I do know that his underwear id often pee
stained and I think he enjoys doing that but we do not talk to each other
about it. My mate Andrew have had a couple of poops together and will
tell you about them another time.

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Todd & Diana
Hey Toilet Friends,
A SPECIAL THANKS for the responses that we have received. It is really
nice to know that there is such a great site for this kind of thing. When
I asked the question about toilet reading I thought I would get more quy
responses, but that is not true. We really want to know form the feamles
and males too is what kind of material do you read in the bathroom? I
love to read Newsweek, Trains and also the Newspaper. In addtion to our
engagement we have decided to put another toilet in my house so we can do
our bathroom time together(Have two toilets side by side in the bathroom
with soft toilet seats). Diana wants to inform that she likes to read
Glamour, Redbook, and the Newspaper. She is the most beautiful person in
the whole world and I am so lucky to be marrying her. She also wants to
put magazine racks in the bathroom and I think that is a great idea. She
would also like to say hi to everyone. I wish we all could meet somewhere
and talk about our stories, like a class reun! ion. Anybody got any ideas
how we could do this? The wedding is planned for June 13th, 2002. Well we
have to go and have bathroom time now, so bye for right now and we love
you all with our hearts.

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Davie
Here is a poo story from my early teens.
I had a very good friend, Tony, who was in my class at school. I often
used to go round to his house after school. When we were about 13, I once
asked him if I could watch him having a poo on the toilet. He thought
about this and said ‘why not when the moment is right”. Some weeks went
by and we were round his house. His parents were out. All of a sudden he
said “Do you still want to see me have a crap? Because I really want to
go now.” I was really excited. We went into the toilet. Tony undid his
belt and dropped his trousers and underpants and sat on the toilet. He
leaned forward so that there was a gap between his bum and the edge of
the toilet, so that I has a clear view of his bum. I stood right behind
him to watch. He went quite quiet and was straining hard. Quite slowly
there was that lovely soft crackling sound and a log started to appear
from his arsehole. Then gradually it slid out more and more – it was
huge. Tony said “Can you see anything?” See anything! there! was so much
to see, it went on and on. It was quite a dark colour brown and didn’t
smell that strong. I put the index finger and middle finger of my left
had on either side of his arsehole and the poo and it slid warmly past.
It was so long it didn’t make any noise as it slipped into the water. He
even let me wipe his bum for him. It was a long time ago, but I am
shaking with excitement with the memory of that experience. Why don’t I
have those experiences today? I wish I could!

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