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Alexa
Hi everybody! Did ya miss me? I couldnt write for a while because 1)
nothing that interesting happened, just me doing the same runny stuff
that I was doing before, and 2) my net connection was down. But now, both
of those conditions are gone, so Im back! And with a more solid poop
story for you guys. I was with my friend Tina (who had on the cutest
little plaid skirt, barely covering her ample round bunnies) at a gas
station yesterday in the evening when I felt this one coming. I knew that
I would have a big load that day since I had eaten a lot of stuff before.
But Tina was in worse shape than I was. A couple of minutes later, Tina
held her stomach and said, Oh my gosh. I said, What? Do you have a
stomachache? Then she said, I think it might be worse than that. So we
were going to head over to the bathroom, but they were all really
disgusting. Like horribly disgusting. So we headed over to Tinas car,
and I drove since she was in no condition to drive. We were about!
halfway there when I felt my logs knocking a little more urgently at my
back door, telling me they wanted OUT. But I clenched my tocks together
and drove on. Tina, however, was getting all red, and I said that maybe
we should pull over, and Id hold a bag for her behind her, since it was
kinda dark. She gasped out a little okay and I pulled over. Make sure
it doesnt hit the car or anything, she said between gasps. As soon as I
stopped the car, Tina just opened the door and hovered over the side. I
had about enough time to get halfway around the car before I heard a
sputtering fart like a lawnmower. I got over in just enough time to put
the bag under Tinas sweet pink @$$ and see her unload. Holding her
cheeks apart, she groaned as a pile of hot creamy mashed potato-like
waste came pouring out of her. It wasnt so much runny as it was mushy.
Her hole closed momentarily, but opened again as she groaned again and
unleashed another brown dragon. I cringed, as I knew the ! feeling well.
She let go of her cheeks and said, I think Im- but was cut off as she
was gripped by another wave. She quickly cleared away the backdoor as
more crap came out. After about fifteen more minutes of this (and a lot
of fidgeting from me) she was done. She wiped using some Wet Ones she
had in the glove compartment, then tossed them into the bag, pulled up
the panties, sat back, and sighed a sigh of relief. Relief that I hadnt
gotten yet. So I handed her the back, and without saying anything, but
hoping she got the picture, I turned around, unzipped my very tight jeans
(that, by the way, seem like they should need the jaws of life to get my
mammoth butt out of) and pushed. I saw Tinas eyes light up as my hole
domed. I can assume that it was widening a lot, because the turd I was
passing felt like a 20 oz. Bottle stuck in me. It joined the mushy stuff
in the bag. Then I pushed again, and sighed with pleasure as I felt the
second one start out. What a Kodak mome! nt, Tina joked. I loved the
feel of the poop sliding out of, at this point, my very large hole. It
landed softly in the bag. I wiped up and pulled up, then tied the bag.
Kind of like a role reversal, I noted, getting back into the drivers
seat. One that I was pretty happy about, excluding the whole
Tina-is-a-poop-geyser thing.
Well, I hope you guys have some happy pooping!
Alexa
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ice
I’ve been reading here for a few months, but this is my first post.
Some of the places I have peed:
Into innnumerable cups and glasses, empty soda cans, empty 2 liter soda
bottles.
Into one of those wheeled mop buckets that schools and businesses use.
Into a locker at school.
Onto a shelf in a classroom.
Into an air conditionaer’s vents at school.
Into the corner of a locker room at school.
Onto numerous bathroom walls.
Into many sinks.
Onto numerous bathroom floors.
Into drains in bathroom floors.
showers/bathtubs,etc.
Out of a bedroom window.
too many outside places to name.
Onto the glass beside doors at schools.
Into the corner of a friend’s shed
Into floor air conditioner vents.
On a bedroom wall
On a bed/behind a bed/under a mattress
out the bathroom window of a moving charter bus
on many floors
interesting shits:
Into a garbage can that had a brown grocery bag in it. Later took the bag
and put it in the outside garbage.
Same scenario as above but putting the bag in the firepalce and burning
it.
Into a black trash bag and taking it out and throwing it in a ditch.
In my pants in kindergarten and the turds would eventually find their way
out and drop out of my pants legs.
Can’t think of nay others right now, but I know there are still some i
haven’t mentioned.
I love stories of peeing in public, especially Silke’s. I also liked
Louise’s stories of peeing on the beaches.
Well that’s all I have to say for now, maybe I’ll post again.
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Alyssa
Hi I am Jasta’s cousin the one she has been telling you about since about
New Years she came down to Ft. Lauderdale where I live If you haven’t
noticed she is naming her baby after me!
anyway today I had an embarrasing situation I was driving with my 2 year
old in the backseat and of course we was jammin to some r&b and I was on
my period (gurls you know what i’m talkin bout) when I felt a little
stream go into my pad I didn’t really have to pee that bad but my flow is
quite heavy so I thought it was lot of blood so I kind of relaxed and
pushed it out come to find out it was pee I was very freaked my baby
(whom I am trying to potty train) said mommy you wet your panty’s what a
naughty bad girl.
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I also have another story in about June I was at home chillin with Andrea
(my lil girl) when I went into the bathroom to change my tampon so I was
in the regular position with my foot proped up on the wall when Andrea
came in and saw she went and called 911 they couldn’t tell what she was
saying but she was so freaked they thought something bad was wrong so
they came out and I had to explain to them I was on my cycle and was
inserting a tampon when Andrea walked in they totally understood.
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One more story while I was pregnant a few years ago the doctor asked me
to bring in some samples of my stool so about 2 days before my next
apointment I had to have a bm so I decided to use one of them tupawear
bowls so I backed my ass up over it and did my business needless to say
when the doctor opened it it was very fresh smelling scuse my grammar I
was raised in the ghetto
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Althea
Jennifer L: examine your diet. Eliminate junk food. Eat lots of protein
meats, raw vegetables and fruits. Drink lots of water, daily. Your
troubles will be over. First, take psyllium or senna pod tea. I was the
same way in college at one point. Use natural remedies. Do not use
chemicals like Dulcolax or magnesia. They are bad chemistry. Senna is
brutal. But,it is a start. Then use psyllium with Vitamin C/ascorbic acid.
Mindy: Some days our high school toilets were not clean nor there was
toilet paper. I had keys to unused toilets. They were clean and well
stocked. Some days were unbearable. At gym, I and a two other girls(they
turned out to be lesbians)would purloin toilet paper from the gym
teacher. The gym toilet was the cleanest for the money.
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Brad
Jennifer L, I had a problem with constipation when I was taking an
antidepressant. I had to visit a doctor to remedy the problem, so that
was the end of the pills! The amount of time between your poops is too
long, and I suggest taking Metamucil(orange-flavored, sugar free),
drinking regular coffee, or having fruit milkshakes. Although I don’t
recommend the high caffeine intake that coffee provides, it may be worth
trying to see if it helps you. I have found those items to be the best
laxatives. Also, I’m curious about your diet. Make sure you’re getting
enough fiber–fruits, vegetables, oats, cereals–and drinking water. I
exercise regularly and eat a well-balanced diet, and I often go two days
between poops. And then when it’s time, it’s time to go immediately.
Please post your stories.
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Luc
JENNIFER
While bowel habits vary greatly among people — that is, the length of
time food takes to pass through the system — your 4-7 day cycle sounds
way out of the ordinary. It could be diet, exercise (or lack thereof) or
a combination You could also be alergic to some foods. Constipation may
be a symptom of lactose intolerance (i.e, your body has trouble digesting
milk and milk products). Anyway what do I know? I’m not a doctor, but I
am a father so here is my fatherly advice:
First, do not fall into the American trap about being SHY about your
constipation (see earlier posts about this topic).
Second, you need to talk about this to somebody who is professionally
capable of helping you. When did you last have a full checkup? Get to a
doctor. If you can’t talk to your own parents, see the nurse at school.
They’ve heard it all and can be very helpful. Or go to a woman’s clinic.
Hopefully that will lead to your being able to regale us, like the many
regular female posters here, with tales of your many satisfying, regular
(and large) big jobs. 🙂 Be healthy!
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Adrian
Jennifer L. Constipation can be unpleasant and uncomfortable. Like other
bowel function problems it can stop you living life to the full and doing
the things you want to do as well. We all get “bunged up” occasionally
and most of us can live with it – so long as it’s short lived and only
every now and then. If constipation is an ongoing problem which it seems
to be in your case, I would advise increasing your intake of fresh fruit
and vegetables. Some dried fruits are also good such as prunes and dates
but you don’t want to ‘overdo it’ with those. One poster (Carol) told us
some time ago that she found a wineglass full of olive oil helpful if
constipated, although I have to admit I’ve never tried it myself.
Certainly you want to avoid over the counter laxatives from the chemist
(pharmacist) if at all possible, because your bowels can become dependent
on them to keep moving and often the more you take, the more you need!
Try changing your diet first but, if that doesn! ‘t work and the problem
persists, consult your doctor. He or she is there to help.
Luc. In answer to your question I often do a combination of (1) (2) and
(3) when having a motion, ie I pee before, during and after. I think most
people have a wee at some stage when they go for a motion. It would be
interesting though to hear from anyone who can do a motion without weeing
whilst they’re at it.
Did anyone see the short programme on Channel Four last night (Tuesday)
about the office loo of the year? It featured an office which had all
kinds of interesting loos for the benefit of the staff. One of them had
broken mobile phones actually moulded into the seat so that ‘staff could
sit on the job.’ It was really interesting.
Special greetings to Annie, Robbie, Sarah & Meghan, Tim & Sarah, RJogger,
Kathy & friend Anne, Anne (housewife).
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Yachtman
Jennifer L
You need to change your diet, girl.If you are relatively thin, I hope you
don’t mean anorexia. But if you are doing great big poos, it seems to me
you must be eating enough. Your diet must be balanced. You need to eat
more vegetables and fruit. Also more starchy food such as bread (try
wholemeal with grain)and potatoes. Cut down on: 1) the McDonald’s and
Kentucky Fried type foods and 2) most takeaway food. The best remedy
though is to each much more fruit, particularly the stone fruits, such as
plums, peaches nectarines. Perhaps drink more water as well. You will
have to experiment with different food types and see what works best for
you.
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Alexa
This is Louise here!
Oh yeah, Jackie and me are used to weeing and even having
a shit with each other. We are on the same netball team.
We do like teasing Steve.
Steve speaking.
Annie, I really don’t mind you mentioning a certain part of me, provided
it is connected with the subject of urination. It doesn’t embarrass me,
honestly. If I embarrassed easily, Louise and her friends would be quite
merciless when I go for a wee. I have enough trouble
with them now!
I have had it mentioned to me enough times to be used to it by now at my
age, and there have been a few women who have been in my life making
comments about it with regard to its other use, but enough about that!
Robby, Haha, yes perhaps it would make interesting reading in a medical
journal. Well, it is good enough for me if it enlightens the opposite sex
as to how it is for us when we urinate, and if it was interesting as
well, then I’ve done what I intended.
This is Louise here. Oh yeah, Robby, it would have been
fun if you had wiped us! LOL
To Kendal,
Hello to you too. I hope you and family are all well!
Cheers,
Steve, with contributions from Louise.
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Toni
Eleanore — Its been said many times on this forum, but I’ll say it
again. Your brother and his friends have no right to invade your privacy
in the bathroom. You should immediately tell your parents about this or
at least warn your brother that if it happens again, you will tell on him.
Definately do NOT — I repeat do NOT slip him laxatives or something like
that in his food. I know it may be tempting, but its a VERY BAD idea and
its very dangerous. Likewise, I don’t think its a good idea to throw pee
(or worse!) at him and to use his bedroom as your toilet. That will only
serve to get you in trouble.
Like I said, your best course of action is to tell your parents. But if
you really feel like you have to retaliate, here’s something you can try.
I think that you said in your post, that you had no choice but to go in
front of them because you had to go very bad and your parents would
punish you if you messed in your panties.
I would assume then, that your brother would also get punished for
messing in his underwear.
You could retrieve a pair of his underwear from the dirty clothes pile
(preferably) or even his underwear drawer. When you have to go and do
have the opportunity to be alone take his underwear into the bathroom
with you, lay them down on the floor, squat over them and do your bowel
movement into his underwear. For a lesser effect, you can try simply
wiping yourself with his underwear. Either way, it will look like he
messed his underwear — either very badly or just a little streak.
Then take his underwear ahd hide them. The only thing is, you hide them
very badly. Put them someplace where it looks like he tried to hide them
but someplace that your mother or father will surely find them. Then sit
back and wait for the fun to start. Before its over, he’ll likely get
punished not only for making the mess, but trying to hide it (they’ll be
a real bitch to clean after the mess dries a bit) and then for lying
about when he’ll surely deny he did it.
Yes, its cruel but what he did to your was even more cruel
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Tuesday, January 22, 2002
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