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Ross
Jennifer,
A lot of people are telling you here that you need to change your diet.
The truth is that for most people it is VERY difficult to change their
diet overnight. I’m not going to suggest that. Other people are saying go
to the doctor. Again, the truth is that some people are just too
embarrassed to do that for a problem like this. Besides, you can’t always
get to the doctor right away.
You need very quick relief, and here is a solution that is safe,
effective, works fairly quickly and won’t cause you a lot of stress or
embarrassment. Start drinking prune juice. You can stay with your regular
diet, but drink at least a full glass of prune juice with each meal. That
should start correcting the problem. If you need to drink more, increase
it to two full glasses per meal. Drink as much of it as you can stand. If
you can’t stand the taste of prune juice, drink apple juice instead. It
doesn’t work quite as well, but it should eventually do the trick.
I agree that your diet is contributing to the problem, but the most
important thing right now is to get fruit juices (prune or apple) into
your body in fairly large quantities.
If that doesn’t work for you, then you will have no choice but to go to
the doctor. Do NOT, I repeat, do NOT take any laxatives without a
doctor’s approval. Laxatives are very dangerous and may cause you more
harm than good. If you absolutely have to take something over the
counter, I would start with Metamucil. I do think, though, that if you
just start drinking the juices in large quantities, it will solve the
problem without need for laxatives or other over-the-counter stuff.
No one should have to go through the kind of pain and discomfort you’re
feeling. I hope you feel better soon…Let us know.
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josie
Iam a first time poster.heres my story of the time I pooped my dress in
hischool.In science I felt the urge to poop and asked If I can go but the
teacher said no I said it was an emergency and couldent hold it she said
fine.I ran accross the hall way poop slid rigth out my but, but and when
i got to the bath room witch had only 4 stals it was all each girl was
pooping in there it smelt prety bad i waited awhile but no one finshed my
panty already had a turd in it so i ran outside pulled up my dress and
pooped in the bush a long 13 inch poop slid out m friend came out and
said are you ok i said no i went back inside to wipe and toss my panty
and went to rest of the day pantyless
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Markus
Hey everybody!
I have got a curiosity question: Do any of you like to study or do any
type of homework while on the toilet? Sometimes I like to study a
vocabulary list or notes on the toilet.
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Candee
Jackie: Urine is relatively sterile and clean. The body needs to get rid
of water and this is it’s process. The average composition of urine is as
follows:
95% water
2.5% urea
2.5% other substances
This can vary depending on if the body has toxic substances in them ex. a
disease, but these substances are not harmful unless there is an
infection of the kidneys, bladder or urinary system.
My friend once told me she had a bad cut on her foot and her dad told her
to turn her head for a minute, while he peed on her cut. It’s supposed to
clean it out pretty good. Who would have thought!! Feces on the other
hand is composed of a lot of harmful bacteria.
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Amazon
anyone ever have to pee sooooo bad when you wake up that when you get out
of bed and stand up it starts to come out, yet you can’t even feel it?
that happened this morning. felt pretty good. Have you ever had to go so
bad at anytime that when it comes out you don’t notice until your pants
feel damp? man thats such a rush!
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jon
did you guys hear about the woman who in flight
got sucked into the toilet seat and was stuck there
for the whole flight ! Mechanics had to free her !
It happened on an SAS ( Scandanavian Airlines System)
767
true story !
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Scarlet
Hello! Well, I had a big dissappointment this morning. I finally got
Ashley (the guy I like) to come over. Trust me, that was the good part!
We had been watching TV for awhile, when he asked where the bathroom was.
I showed him, and as our bathroom is off the side of the TV room, I
planned to listen to him. Well, it turns out that he’s one of those guys
that runs water while peeing, so I couldn’t hear anything. That’s the bad
part…Then again, I kinda knew he was shy about peeing. One other time,
I was telling him about Mickey (the guy in my first post that peed in the
motel parking lot) and Ashley said that was weird and he’d never do it
b/c he’d be too embarrassed. Then, we went up to my room a few minutes
later, started making out, then he stopped and said he had to use the
bathroom again. What’s up with that?
Ok—question for the guys here. I’ve always wondered–when you are
standing to pee, and holding your penis, can you feel the pee coming out?
I mean, does it vibrate your hand or anything, or does your hand even
feel it at all? Just curious about that. Thanks to all who answer!
Later!
~Scarlet~
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Me2u1time
Hi,
Here’s a question I have not seen here before and is sure to induce some
discussion. I am most curious about girls opinions, but all are welcome.
“Do you enjoy the full feeling of having to poop and also do you find the
feeling of the passage of you bowel movement pleasureable? (I am only
referring to normal, healthy poops, not when you’re sick, etc.)
I’ll start by stating that I enjoy the full feeling and find pleasure in
‘holding back’ on a poop as long as I can. The feeling as it slides out
of my body is wonderful and I enjoy it a lot.
Let’s hear from you! :>)
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Bryian
To Alexa: I liked your stories about those guys from the boybands…thats
really cool!
Scarlet
To Leo: Cool story about your friend letting you come in and see his poop!
To nathan: I liked your stories
I saw Scary Move 2 last night….i think someone had posted about this
when the movie came out, about the bathroom sceenes. There were 2
bathroom sceenes right in the begining there was a little girl about 11
standing in her pajamas and she started peeing on the carpet. It kept
coming and coming, she must have peed for 2 minutes and it was bright
yellow. They had called a priest over to have prayer for this girl and
then the priest is sitting on the toilet pooping and it was like diahreah
and he was farting. There was one part where ever one started throwing up
all this green stuff.
After the movie i had to poop big time! I hadn’t been in like 3-4 days
prior and i was sick the days before. I still had a huge load…i was
sorta suprised i had all that shit up me after only eating 3 meals before
and after i was sick. I wiped several times and flushed. The log must
have been 9 or 10 inches. Gotta run
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tike
to movie fans: here are some othe toilet scenes in movies i haven’t seen
listed here before: :since you’ve been gone”, “something wild”, “jimmy
hollywood”, “flirting with disaster”, and “doc hollywood”. if anybody has
anymore let me know.
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A Male
Hi There. I Am 21 Year-old Male Who Has Cerebral Palsy. I Want To Be A
Witness For Jesus Christ To All Those Who Suffer With Kidney And Bowel
Problems. I Pee Okay, But Sometimes I Have Trouble Getting My Stream
Started.
I’ve Always Had Bowel Problems. I Have To Take Enemas To Get My Bowels To
Move. Sometimes My Stool Is Hard, But Now That I Watch What I Eat, It
Stays Soft.
Before, I Have A Bowel Movement, Prayer Helps Me Relax. I’ve Learned That
A Good Laugh While On The Toilet Will Help You Get Your Business Done.
Try Praying And Trusting In Jesus And That Will Help You.
I Like To Hear About Clean, Fun Buddy Dumping Experiences, So If You’ve
Got Any, Please Let Me Year Them. God Bless You All!
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Ina
Hello girls and boys,
Thank you for the nice letters and thanks to all for some of the great
stories.
RIZZO: Hi, you kind guy. Hope you are doing ok. You are right, indeed. I
am another “Kraut” invading this site. You have to tell me the trick, how
you guessed?
Talking about that dish, that gave us the name and that some of my fellow
posters have already refered to: Avery similar thing happened in our
family like that sharp thing that TIMs son had swallowed (thank god the
little one was alright). Many years ago, my mom was decorating some
dresses. As people do, she had all the pins and needles in her mouth.
Suddenly her boyfriend at the time came and gave her a suprise hug. She
swallowed all the needles and pins out of shock. Of course they were in
panic and rushed to the doctor. He said the same thing: Eat lots of
“Sauerkraut” …She did and it seemed to have all come out the natural
way with no hassle. I dont know if swallowing sharp things by accident
is a typical German thing, or why we are so famous for that remedy…LOL.
I usually only eat that stuff about once a year, but it can surely cure
constipation.
Thank you again for your compliments. I feel flattered. As I said I
always look forward to some of your stories, especially the pees from the
boat and outside. I lived a few years in England and studied there. I was
struggling a lot as well with the essay writing. I usually prefer to
think in images. When I was going to school I also still learned that you
do O-levels in England… So you are British, but live abroad now? May I
ask in which country?
Hope you are posting again soon, I always look forward to it…Love and
hugs from Ina
A little wee story for the meantime: Last weekend I went to a party and
drank lots of wine and even more water. Suddenly I felt like leaving
right away, otherwise my mood would drop imensely. There was a long queue
in front of the loo and I felt like I could wait a while. By the time I
had everything ready and was about to mount my bike I started to feel
uncomfortable. I hesitated but thought, “oh, well I guess a guy would
find a spot” and of course so would I…I looked around for a bit and
then went behind a big rubbish container. I quickly placed my ‘peebuzz’,
which does not take me longer than it does for a guy to pull it out and
relaxed. Sweet relief! I felt so happy again to just be able to stand
there fully dressed and relief the pressure on my bladder. There was a
loud splitter-splatter as it hit the bin and the concrete. I am still
suprised by that, as I always forget its coming from a bigger height. I
had to go much more than I had realised and enjoyed forci! ng and
relaxing the stream from more to less forcefull. I always thought before
that it is a typical male thing to want to mark your terriotory, but I
fully understand the fun now. Cause if you can pee standing up and are in
full control to direct the stream it feels so much more powerful. Its
peeing at something, as an active thing rather than passing water…Well
its fun and sooo practical, what more can you ask for. Happy pishing
everyone!
LOUISE: Well, thats exactly the thing! Using the device is already like
peeing with a willy, you dont have to place a rubber tube on it! Its
not like a funnel, but is placed directly in front of your peehole with
your lips snuggling around it and holding it in place. I then just hold
it in one hand like a penis and can direct it how I want. They also sell
rubber tubes there, but they are for peeing seated e.g. in a car or a
wheelchair. Its fun, but I dont have to mention that, do I? As always I
very much like your recent stories. My friend already thought it was
strange I went to a sex shop with my mom…I think your stuff would knock
her out. Take care and hugs from Ina
ROBBIE AND ANNIE: Thanks for your compliments, sir. Do you have a job for
me? LOL. I also often work as a freelancer in the media. Maybe well meet
one day (e.g. at the urinal in the BBC mens room… LOL). Glad you are
doing fine and having fun.
Oh yes, as I said to Rizzo, I speak German as my first language but lived
in London for a bit (nearly five years). I also enjoy working with Brits
and Americans occasionally, its usually quite funny. I once had an
American boss. What would strike me, is that he would always say; “I just
got to pee, Ill be right back” when he needed to go. I was suprised, as
I thought Americans are usually much more prudish than Germans and even
here you would not usually say that at work (not to your boss or vice
verca). I thought it was rather funny (and have to say I would have liked
to see him do it…although I did notwant to do other private things with
him). Annie, five kids? I am impressed. You surely seem to have good
nerves. You all seem to be such sweet people. Lots of love to all of you,
Ina
SARAH AND MEGHAN: Hey sweeties, are you having fun at college? Seems like
it. Nice wee on knees! You all seem to be so open; I am suprised you are
saying you are not. Enjoy yourselves and take good care. Hugs from Ina
PPG: I dont know if the spices were the problem for me after all, as my
problems continue. I used to live with girls from Malaysia and India, so
I am quite used to it and have a big cupboard full of spices. But it
seems you sometimes have problems as well?
Happy poops and plops…Ina
PV: Not even a hello, after several long posts I have written to you? To
tell you the truth, I am offended, fellow redhead…
Lots of love and best wishes to TIM AND SARAH.
Stay well, all of you, Ina
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TAILWAGGER
Hi all,
I came home from work yesterday and changed into a t-shirt and a little
blue denim miniskirt (very little! – more like a belt!!). After a bit of
housecleaning I felt to urge to fart so I let out a bit of a blaster and
almost immediately a long brownie started to come out. Within seconds it
had reached below skirt-level (not difficult!) and wow it just kept
coming out in a long straight line! Paul came home and watched in
amazement at me trying to walk carefully with this brown tail dangling
out – it nearly reached the back of my bare legs and felt just great. I
got as far as the toilet door when it suddenly dropped onto the floor.
Paul was in hysterics and he left me to dispose of my sausage! Charming.
I wiped my bum without taking my mini down cos it was so short and it was
clean! Amazing.
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Renee
Hellowe everybody!
Hey nice pic of the babe in the slip! Wow, some really great stories.
Sorry I’ve been absent for so long. Baby keeps me busy. Me and Patsy have
been reading the stories like crazy. Patsy’s been a regular log queen for
awhile now. I don’t what’s up with the girlfriend, but she’s been
shitting huge, monster turds for the last week now. She also flirts with
me on the pot when she’s pooping and I’m diggin’ that! We make great moms
too. Baby Malita is doing great, just past her one month birthday! Jake
is really helping out with her. I freaked when I came home and found out
he’d held up a snake for her to look at. He said he didn’t want her to be
afraid of anything in life. She wasn’t either! She’s a tough kid.
I took a huge dump this morning, man it was a big one! I think I must
have crapped about 5 pounds of shit in three flushes. I burnt my butthole
and stunk up the bathroom, but it was a much needed and very healthy
dump. Jake talked with me for awhile while I pooped. We talked about the
old days, horses, Texas and rodeo and all. He always manages to make me
smile. He heard about three big plops and was impressed. The smell
finally drove him out though. I did have a really nice long turd that was
really thick. It was pretty gross, but impressive! One time, back home,
me and Jake were riding and I had to take a big shit out on the flat.
After dismounting, I jerked my Wranglers down, squatted and plopped a big
pile. After I finished and we rode off, Jake turned and looked over his
shoulder and said “Ya outa mark the grave. That pile’s big enough t’ bury
a man under.”
Nu has been over a few times, but we haven’t heard too much from Angie.
Nu took a beautiful, classic shit at our house. She was wearing a black
dress with heels, was really made up nicely, and when tipped her ass for
us, a huge log pinched out and splashed loud in the toilet. It was so hot
and crazy watching her grunt and push. I could see her ???? flexing from
the workout. Her turd was a real fattie. A few days later she let me
video tape her for three of her shits. One, she had a bad case of the
runs again, but it looked very hot on tape! I’m telling you, the way she
grunts and grimaces is soooo hot! But the last dump was perfect because
she shitted a really long one that looked like it would never end! It was
a smelly one too. Nu brought some fresh “her and Angie” tapes over for
some great girl action. Apparently, Angie and Tesa are no longer an item.
The tapes were sex tapes, not pooping ones. Am I in trouble for
mentioning that? Oooops! Oh well, they also had lots ! of poop scenes in
them too.
And speaking of Tesa, she came by to see the baby. Man, that girl is
really looking good these days! She’s bubbling into a very spicy latina.
She even treated us to a similar long, and very smelly dump, much in the
Carmalita tradition. What I like a lot about Tes is that she pees a
fountain. Patsy can spray pretty hard, and fill a good sized bucket, but
Tes just pees and pees and pees some more! She spreads her legs so you
can watch it squirt out from her black, hairy puss. Then, she plops
turds, and I mean big ones too. In fact, all of us girls shit pretty good
sized turds. Carmalita does the biggest ones, and is the smallest runt in
the house. Go figure. One time, Carmalita sat on Tesa’s lap and took a
dump while Tesa was on the toilet. I’d give anything to talk those two
into putting on a show like that again!
Sad news for Carmalita: Her favorite child at the community Center,
Juanito was taken by pneumonia five days ago. The boy died in his sleep.
He’d just turned six. His poor parents. Carmalita has not been the same
since. She isn’t laughing or smiling. She barely comes out of her room.
She’s losing weight because she’s not eating. If this keeps up I’m going
to get very worried. I never knew how much he really meant to her. Little
Juanito was an angel and I adored him as did everyone. There was a
special service on Sunday for him. That’s all I’m going to say before I
start bawling, because I can see his face in my mind.Too late, I’m
bawling anyway.
I need some more girl stories. We all in this house need something to
cheer us up. When Carmalita is down, we’re all down.
Anyway, my love to all, and special hellowes to RJOGGER (hey dude,) and
Kathy (hi babe,), Rizzo, Jeff A, Kim and Scott, Steve and Louise, Robby,
Annie, Meghan and Sarah S., Amy co-ed, and so many more I’m forgetting
I’m sure. It’s been such a great year with you all! You saw me through my
pregnancy, and now I have the most beautiful gift in the world.
Renee
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Eleanor
I have been reduced to tears now I have come back to read this site. I
had no idea how very many kind and wonderful people there are at this
site, and I am so grateful for all the replies. A very big thank you to
you all.
I was particularly pleased when Kendal wrote to me. I had read a few old
posts, and its quite obvious what a kind and caring girl she is, and I am
so envious of her having a cousin who looks after her like that, although
I still think its a bit peculiar why people would want to watch each
other on the toilet. I mean, its just something we all have to do to
relieve ourselves. I don’t get any enjoyment listening to hisses, tinkles
and especially plops, and as for smells, yuk ! I suppose that maybe
actually seeing the person sitting on the toilet with their knickers down
might give some blokes a cheap thrill, like my brother and his mates. But
its not for me. Just my opinion anyway. But when I read Kendal’s
experience of being looked at with a mirror, it sent shivers down my
spine. I think being able to see my brother and his mates in the room
with me is bad enough, but being looked at using a mirror where you know
they can see you, but you can’t see them, except for their! eyes spying,
makes me feel sick.
I thought you all deserved an update as to what is happening, and now
that I’ve come back here, I know you all deserve to know. After the last
time when he made me wipe while he watched, I managed to wrangle going to
a friend’s house straight after school for a couple of nights, and got to
have a nice private poo and wee. The night after that, I really dreaded
going home. My friend was picked up from school because she and her Mum
were going out, so I couldn’t go to hers. I remember shaking as I put the
key in the door to let myself in. In fact the fear almost made me poo
myself. But when I got in, the house was silent, and my brother wasn’t
home. I dashed to the bathroom and with much relief locked myself in
safely, and had the happiest home poo and wee that I’ve enjoyed in days.
The next couple of days, he was home, but didn’t seem concerned and
wasn’t in the bathroom spying. It was just like he’d had his fun and
would now leave me alone. Unfortunately, last night was ! the worst of
all. I got home and he was home with three mates. One of them was one of
the originals ( not the ‘nice’ one ), the other two were new. What
happened was I got home. They weren’t in the bathroom, but when my
brother saw me on the landing heading for the loo, he rushed to try and
stop me, but I was too quick and got in and locked the door. He called me
all the names under the sun, and I took great delight in teasing him
back, telling him how I was really going to enjoy my “wee and a very,
very big poo”. He then said they would all stand outside and listen then
instead. So I said “tough luck” and feeling pleased with myself at this
idea, I turned on the shower, which makes a lot of noise to hide my
tinkles and plops. As I settled on the toilet to relieve myself I could
hear them mumbling things to one another, and I couldn’t help but grin to
myself, thinking “yes, I’ve won”. Unfortunately, that wasn’t to be the
case. I don’t know whether I’m just thick or something! , but I had no
idea that even when I was locked in the bathroom, someone could still get
in from the outside. I heard my brother shout “Prepare yourself Ellie,
we’re coming in”. I froze, and the poo half hanging out of my bottom
froze with me. I expected to see the door crashing inwards as they broke
in. Instead, I had to watch in horror as I saw the lock magically undoing
itself. Then the door just opened and they were in. I screamed, and
grabbed my knickers from round my knees and tried to pull them up to hide
my fluffy bit, but sitting down, they snagged on the toilet seat and
prevented me from completing the job. They all laughed and pointed and my
brother said “There you go guys, I told you I’d be able to show you my
sister with her knickers down” ! Bastard ! The first thing he did was
turn off the shower. Now not only could they all watch, they could hear
everything as well. Fortunately, I’d finished my wee, and I had only one
plop to finish off, but I knew no amount! of tears was going to prevent
them from watching me wipe this time. So I just did it to the
accompanyment of wolf whistles etc. And that is why I’m back here again.
Wish I’d read some of your replies before. Like throwing my pooey toilet
paper at them !! Still, I’m going to think about all of them. But I’m
definitely not going to do anything dangerous. I thought the laxitive
idea was great, but not when someone else here explained how dangerous it
could be. And I couldn’t possibly poo on his bed, otherwise my Dad would
leave me with a sore arse for days. I also don’t want to involve any
outsiders. Steve said that might mean getting taken into care, and I
don’t want to leave my Mum who is very nice to me. (You are right Steve,
my brother is 14. I just want to say that I think Louise is very lucky to
have you. ) I liked Toni’s idea of pooing in his underpants ! I could get
a pair, put them on, go to the toilet, not pull them down, and then poo
inside them, as much as I could. Then empty it down the toilet and put
them in the wash basket ! Yes ! But then he might hit me. And also, the
thought that my poo might “invade” my other pr! ivate bits down there (
or not so private it seems now ) makes me feel sick as well. I don’t
know. I will think about it very carefully, and once again thank you so
very much to everyone for your sympathy, which has made me feel so much
better at the moment, and I promise, cross my heart and hope to die, that
I will come back and tell you what happens. Thanks.
Lots of love from Eleanor xxxxx
PS Kendal, I wish I lived in Devon, then I could ask your Andrew to go
out with me !
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jim
hi, i think noel was your name, pullups are like diapers but for big
kids, they help you to not mess your pants if you have an accident. i
dont like going in it because it makes me feel like a baby and its no
fun. i sorta like to see if i can get away with going and nobody
noticing. sometimes i walk home instead of the bus cause my house is
close, i only take the bus if its bad weather ouside. and i poop my pants
before i get there, this was before pullups but i always got caught by
mom when i got home. she always checked my pants whe i walked in, she
would pull the back and look down in them to see if i pooped. sometimes
she would pull my pants down and see if i had a yellow spot on the front
of my underwear. this is why she makes me wear pullups cause i always
have accidents. when i am at camp i do not wear the pullups and i always
seem to have accidents there cause we are in places with no bathrooms.
well bye
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NOEL
Just a quickie tonight before I go to bed.
NATHAN: Thanks for your posting sharing your pants pooping stories. It
was great reading. I really loved your question and answer, “… would I?
And then I did it. It was sublime, I poop a huge amount, it kept coming
as my underwear sagging low with the weight. It felt insanely good, the
ultimate taboo, soiling oneself.” I think you have described my own
experience better than I could have myself. Certainly, no judgement from
me. I hope others will not judge you or me harshly either for our soiling
fetish. I have found nothing like it. I too LOVE to poop my pants (and
pee them too). Hope to read a lot more posts from you when you have time
to write.
BEN IN IOWA: To answer your question Ben, I have often messed and peed my
pants on purpose in shopping malls and in the street. I have also messed
and wet myself in the stalls of public toilets to see what reaction I got
from other guys when I came out. I planned to do this on one occasion
when all the stalls were occupied. I purposely gasped out loud, “Oh no!
I’m going to mess my pants!” I then pushed my huge load out into my
briefs as they then sagged low inside my jeans with the weight, with all
these guys looking at me. “Oh no, I’m wetting myself too!” I cried out,
as I then purposely peed myself. I was in a seaside town on a short 3-day
holiday break on my own, as I just needed to get away from some of the
pressure of intense study at that time. No-one knew me there. I don’t
think I would dare do this where I was known. I mess my pants only (no
pee) where I might be known – and only then if I think it is going to be
pretty firm turds. There is nothing like the feeli! ng of loaded
underpants. Only those who love it can really appreciate it.
Bye for now.
Noel
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Jill
To: London Lad
Yes I used the train loo today (Wednesday), but unfortunately I did not
flush when expected. I needed a good poo and it took a while to find a
working toilet. I usually try the flush as I have been caught out before.
Consequently I didn’t get sat down to start doing my business until we
were at Clapham Junction, and I was still pooing as we passed through
Balham. I flushed as we were passing through the next station
(Streatham?), but I guess you didn’t get to see it? Ah well, it felt
good, and there was plenty of it. Sorry I can’t write too long as I am
very busy – on stage every evening this week.
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Annie and Robby
Hi all!!
Sorry we post so much but we really enjoy this forum!!
First off!
DEAR KENDAL AND ANDREW: Hi, my dears! We are so glad you are back with
us. It looks like you and Andrew have been attending to that sweet girl,
Ellen. The fact that she trusted Andrew enough to let him take her to the
toidy(teehee) was a breakthrough. She,obviously is a very bright little
girl. Mind you, she has two very bright and caring teachers, too! The
story about the wees at your old home was very special. I’m sure it
brought back wonderful memories for both of you and the fact you could
share this with your new sister and cousin was an extra plus. Robby and I
are trying to get back and add to our toilet,er toidy adventures. We have
been too busy! We will have a story just for you next time. Kendal, you
better start practicing for the standing wees!! Below for a story about
Sue. Lots of Lovexxxxxxxxxx and squeezy hugs!! Aunty Annie and Uncle Robby
LOUISE: Hi gal! You asked for more Sue stories. Here tis!
When Sue found out she had the big C she told Robby she wanted all of us
to go on a vacation together. Our whole clan came over. We took a huge
motor home to the state of Wyoming. It is beautiful. Well, one morning we
were all in a huge field photographing the moose and the mountains. Sue
yelled out in her strong voice;”Who needs to pee or
grunt”? This embarrassed the hell out of her kids and ours. All of the
girls, except Liz, dropped their jeans and knickers. We all squatted and
started weeing and pooing. Sarah dropped a huge pile and Ellie was
sounding like a moose trying to get a giant turd out. Well, Sue and I
were looking at each other and trying to outdo the other in grunts and
moans. It was a scream. Well, I had a long piece coming out of my arse
and Sue had little balls dropping out of hers. We were laughing so hard
we nearly fell in our own poop. Then we heard a shout. A large moose was
coming on the run towards us. We tried to pull up our jeans. Sarah and
Meghan took off on the run with their jeans half pulled up. Ellie and Liz
were frozen. They had never seen an attacking moose before. The guys came
running and they had a park ranger with them. Sue and I took off and
sprinted to beat the band. Mind you, this was while poop was still trying
to exit and wee was running down our legs. The ranger f! inally shewed
off the animal. We were wet, dirty and the girls were mortified. Robby
suggested that we all go back to the motorhome and get cleaned up. After
all of this Sue and I were sitting around and she started to chuckle,
then started roaring with laughter. She couldn’t stop. I joined her and
our families thought we were going starkers. We did get to see more moose
and other wonderful things. Yes, she was a wild and adventureous woman.
This is one of the reasons I miss her so much.
On the subject of the mass wee. Of course we all would be honoured to
perform. By-the-way, the girls and I would be properly impressed to see
Steve “perform”. STEVE: May I say that your appendage will be a legend
here on the forum. I don’t mind speaking about it! Yes, Meghan would turn
the brightest scarlet but turn into giggles, too! Take care, Lovexxxxxxx
Annie and Robby
PV: Hi, you wonderful Irish redhead! I am glad your blood was up for
Eleanore. All of our’s were!! Are you doing standing wees? We have to
practice you know,LOL!! Lots of Lovexxx Annie and Robby
I HAVE TO LEAVE FOR SCHOOL! TO ALL OF OUR SPECIAL FRIENDS,
HAVE A GREAT DAY AND HOPE YOUR POOS AND WEES ARE EASY ONES
CHEERS!!
ANNIE AND ROBBY
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Wednesday, January 23, 2002
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Sara T.
To answer your question, publicloositntester, the best public restroom
I’ve used was at a restaurant in New York City called La Nonna, now
called Nipotino’s. Clean as anything, with cloth handtowels. Really,
really tiny, but gorgeous.
The runner-up is a Dunkin Donuts in New York. For a fast food place, the
bathroom was great. They often ran out of toilet paper but it was clean
and pleasant smelling… except for one time someone got the bright idea
to smear their shit on the walls. What the hell?! I was shocked.
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gyropokes
Outhouse Scott:
Your advice for eleanor was right. I forgot who it was who told that
school picnic story. One of the best I ever heard. If anyone can give
advice about this type of thing, it’s you.
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Outhouse Scott
To JENNIFER L:
First of all, you have nothing whatsoever to be embarrassed about! Do not
hesitate to tell your family, especially your Mom or Dad about your
problem. Everyone gets constipated sometimes. Sounds like you may have a
serious medical problem, though. You really should think about going to a
doctor. And remember whether your doctor is a man or woman (you might
have to see a proctologist, and they’re more often men)–your ass is
nothing they haven’t seen before!!! So don’t be ashamed!
In the meantime, here’s a suggestion. First, don’t take
laxatives–prolonged use of them could really screw up your guts. Try
using one of those Fleet enemas. While the idea of squirting water up
your butt may not appeal to you, it does work, and cleans your colon out
in a healthy, natural way. Give that a try.
Once again, don’t be ashamed about telling your parents or your doctor or
even your friends about your constipation problems. Everone poops and
everyone can relate.
Hope you feel better.
Scott
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Antman
To Jennifer L
My name is Anthony, I’m 28. This is my first time posting, but I have
been checking out this site for a while. Jennifer, I know just what you
mean. I am always constipated. I dont know what its like to have a normal
poop. Well, I cant say that, but most of the time I’m constipated. I know
I dont eat the best food, and I dont drink enough water, so it mostly my
fault……but its still a pain. I subscribe to 8 different magazines a
month, just so i always have somthing to bring in with me.
Oh well..just wanted Jennifer L to know she is not alone.
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Jennifer L-
Maybe you should eat more rice to make your poop easier to pass. If that
doen not work put some vaseline in you butt before you poop so it will
slide out.
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Ben In Iowa
Hello every one at the toilet.
I got a question. Has anyone messed or peed thier pants on pupose in
public like in a mall? Or has anyone ever wet or messed in a public stall
and come out to see what people would say.
And to the person who asked if anyone ever imagined using the bathroom as
the oppisite sex I have. People should give detail of what its like to
walk in sit down stand up etc. I hope people start doing this. Well I
post a story later.
More Later
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