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ALLEY CAT
hi everyone!! glad to hear you liked my story, i will continue to share
as long as you guys continue to enjoy them, i enjoy everyone;s stories
very much
ELEANOR- i have been reading some of your old posts and i am very glad to
hear your brother has learned to behave himself. i hope it stays that way
and good luck in the future.
well here’s another story as promised:
a little less then a year ago my shift was just ending at work. i had
been there for 10 hours and couldn’t wait to get out. as i was leaving i
thought “hmmm i have to pee” but knowing it was only 15 minutes to get
home i knew i could easily hold it, i didn’t want to spend another minute
there. i was driving on the highway talking on my cell phone and as i
turned off my exit urgesuddenly overwhelmed me and i dribbled a bit into
my panties. “oh no” i said to my friend on the phone ” i have to pee so
bad and i’m still 5 minutes from my house” she laughed at me for not
going at work, but having been in the car with me through several
emergencies she told i could make it, she’d seen worse and i’d made it.i
kept talking to her, hoping it could my mind off my full bladder and my
slighty damp panties. it worked until i pulled into my driveway. as i got
out of the car i let another dribble go! my just damp panties were now
soaked but i managed to get a grip beforemy jeans got wet! . i began
running for the toilet.as i ran up the steps i lost more! it was now
visible on my jeans! still on the phone i began to panic to my friend
“i;m going in my pants” she just laughed (not meanly) and said who cares.
i got another grip and thought i could make it to the bathroom without
another incident but when i got there icouldn’t get my belt off!!! my
muscles lost complete control and i stood there, next to the toilet, pee
rushing down my legs and puddling on the floor. i told my friend, who
said “well sit on the toilet silly so you don’t have to clean up a big
puddle” so i did, with my pants and panties still on, they were soaked
completely anyway.as soon as i finished i snuck into my room to change,
feeling stupid and embarrassed.i tried again with the pesky belt that had
caused the whole mess, it came off on the first try!! my friend (who i
was on the phone with for the whole thing) just laughed and said “life’s
like that” but i felt like such a little kid. this! post is getting long,
more accidents stories coming if you guys want them!!
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adele
hi,its been agas since i posted–our comp packed up,got a new one now so
ive been catching up on old posts,,
KAREN–i know the probs u r having,i to have roids-i first got them when
i was 12.[i am now 15] they cause me to mess my knickers alot when they
are bad.i often get constipated and have to strain hard to poo this makes
them bad and bleed–sometimes i use a s.t.or i wear plastic knickers if
they are to sore to use a s.t.
JEN my mum too is quite easy going about where i pee or poo–i just tell
her ive done it and she clears it up and cleans me up if needed.i still
wet my bed most nights. when i get very constipated[like i am at the
moment] she makes me sit on the toilet for ages straining then when my
bum gets very sore she tells me to do it in my knickers.she always feels
my poo thru my knickers when ive done it.
xxadelexx
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Pico Tamale (The Butterfly)
I do not know if it is just-me, but here is how I feel:There is no
better-way for a woman to show how much she loves/trusts her man, than to
allow him into the bathroom w/ her, when she is taking a crap! There,
Pico said it. Now, what do all of you think about this theory?
Agree/disagree? I would love to know!
Later,
Pico
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RyanS
Hey everyone. I just thought I’d tell you all about a couple of things.
Sunday night I had a pretty satisfying dump. I went to the bathroom and
pull down my pants and breifs and let out 2 8″ logs that were about 1 1/2
inches wide and medium brown and soft. They made alot of noise coming
out. It was really satisfying. And the next day my friend Alex took a
dump and after he came out I went in and it stunk like never before. His
dumps aren’t usually that smelly but apparently he had a smelly one that
time. Also today (Thursday) I was in the boys bathroom and I looked into
the handicapped stall and there was brown water and a thin 10″ turd in
the toilet at the left side. It was tempting to further observe but I
didn’t this time. It was cool considering you don’t get to see this often
at my school. Well I guess thats all. Happy pooping
Ryan
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Buzzy
Lately,I’ve noticed a lot of constipated stories on the forum and I just
count my blessings that I rarely have that problem cause it sounds like
you “binded” up folks are really having a hard time.Just STAY AWAY from
the laxative thing-your body is not meant for that kind of abuse!Some
responses-TO PUNK ROCK GIRL-I really enjoy your dumping stories esp now
you discribed your butt which is MY kind of butt-sounds lovely-you and I
should do a nice outdoor dump in the morning after some
breakfast-Well,i’d enjoy it anyway!Good stuff!
TO AERIANA-I really enjoy those outdoor lady buddy dump stories and your
s was great-sounds like a real bunch of poop was being done out there in
the bushes-nice!
TO PICO TAMALE-Yes,I really enjoy the sounds of pooing along with others
in the toilet-wish I could run into that lady again at the gym ,but
haven’t seen her in quite some time,but every now and then when I’m
sitting on the bowl at the gym and it’s quiet in the men’s room,I lean
back and listen to what’s going on in the ladies room and every once in a
while,i hear some peeing and some farts,but no pooing and then uaually
some guy walks into the men’s room and joins me in a good morning dump
which is always fun for me,but i’d love to hear another pretty lady do a
good morning dump on the other side of that wall!Toos bad about you and
your lady friend -well maybe she’ll come arouns or you just have to do a
KGB-CIA spy job when she poops!
TO KAHTRYN-Sound like you really enjoyed that poop the other day-sounds
like you did a good load,but be careful with the enema thing cause your
body could become dependant on them!My nurse friend years ago told me
that,but every now and then(very rarely) she would give me a big enema
and make me hold it till I was ready to die and then let me go and it was
super,and we had a lot of fun then too,but seriously, be carefulwith that
enema thing!
TO KIM & SCOTT-Boy,i really enjoyed your buddy dump the other day,boy you
guys sure can poop!Wish I could have seen that!i really have to find a
lady friend to buddy poop with and Scott,I envy you,buddy!Enjoy all your
stuff,guys!Hopefully soon I’ll have some outdoor dump stories to tell you
guys,but it’s just too cold to do it now!
Got to go to work-My dumps haven’t been much to report about-i’m in a
slow cycle now which usually means I’ll have a big dump coming sometime
soon! BYE
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Jane
Annie, Robby, Meghan, Sarah S: That was an interesting story about Sarah
and her fellow cheerleaders having to poo by the side of the road after
eating fast food. I agree that cheerleaders tend to make bigger poops
than average, as Kim and Althea can attest to. I hope Sarah is doing well
and would like to hear more of her cheerleading stories.
London Lad: I didn’t understand what you were asking me. If you were
asking about being late for class because of pooping (by the way, that
happened many years ago), as far as I can remember, that happened only a
few times. I had many of my massive poops in the afternoon, sometime
after lunch. Jumping to the present, most of the massive poops I have
taken at work occur in the late afternoon.
Jen: I think that was a horrible thing your parents did to you, to let
you have an accident rather than have you go to the bathroom if something
more “important” was going on, such as having company over. I think that
is very inconsiderate and irresponsible of them as parents to deprive
their children of their basic needs just for the sake of convenience or
avoiding the embarrassment of having guests hear bathroom sounds in the
house. I would venture to say that they were guilty of child abuse. If
you say you still experience accidents, you should seek professional help.
Yesterday afternoon I had a sudden urge to poop, and it felt like a major
one. I went to the ladies room, went into a stall, pulled up my skirt and
pulled down my pantyhose and white panties and sat. I proceeded to push
out a solid, semi-soft motion of poop, pushing out long thick pieces, one
right after the other. After a minute, the toilet was filled and a strong
smell emerged. I flushed the toilet while seated. I tried to push harder,
but it wouldn’t come out any faster this time. I relaxed and continued to
drop large pieces. I estimated it was about half as long but just as
thick as Kim’s pieces. I filled the bowl and flushed the toilet while
seated three more times before I was done. I wiped several times, flushed
a final time and saw a couple of skidmarks in the bowl. But I felt much
better after that.
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Jason
Hey everyone! Cute girl on the toilet. She looks like Bridget did the
first time I was in with her.
Had a lesson again. Bridget says that I’ve really improved playing piano.
I think it’s because she gives me some good incentive! Like this recent
lesson. At the end, she had to go to the bathroom again (evidenced by her
farts, which, by the way, she is entirely open with. (Go Linda Go)
Anyway, during the whole lesson, she was farting some seriously deadly
waves. So much so, that she had to get one of those little fans, pointing
away from her butt, so it would suck up the smell and blow it away. I had
fun hearing the farts though. Even though I could hardly breathe, that
is. They were really full-sounding, not like any of those lame squeakers.
I thought that any minute, she would be feeling a little mushier down
there. But no, to my mixed relief and dismay, she didn’t. Rather, she
valiantly held it in without a mess. After the lesson, she said, “As you
can see, or hear, I have to really really go. So if you’re coming, come
now.” I was DEFINITELY coming, so I went. She pul! led up her knee-length
skirt and down came her blue thong. As soon as she sat down, she started
releasing a huge thick load. Her ring opened up really wide. “Here come
the tacquitos and rice,” she said, smiling at me. I went in back as she
moved up, bending forward. I knelt down behind her to get a really good
view of this huge monster coming from her dark cave. This thing was huge.
I mean, with a body like that, I wouldn’t think that she could produce
this thing. But when it was half out, it was about nine inches long and
four-and-a-half inches wide. I am dead serious. Somewhere in the back of
my mind, the name “Kim” appeared. I wonder why that could be. As this
thing hung out, Bridget started to heave a little harder, grunt a little
more prominently. “Unnnggh,”she groaned, spreading her butt a little
more. “C’mon. You can do it,” I said, rubbing her stomach from behind
her. “Oooh, thank you, thank you,” Bridget said. She made a few more
moaning noises, and it started to so! und like she was doing something
other than evacuation! “You can do it, Bridget,” I said, still massaging
her stomach. Then, the tell-tale crackle of the job moving again. “Aaah,
I’m gonna die here!” Bridget said. “this thing’s gonna kill me.” I just
kept rubbing, and the job moved down into her rectum and out her
incredibly stretched anus. Then, it hung down. I could tell that it was
almost out. “Just a little more,” I coaxed. “Unngh-aah!” Bridget moaned,
and with this last effort, the log slid out. It seemed to be choking the
toilet, the same way it was choking her flawless @$$. I suggested that
she break it up with a wire hanger before flushing, which she did. Then
we both hit the flush lever together and watched the
world-record-breaking jobbie swirl down the toilet. Then she let me wipe
her (best times of my life, gotta tell you) and flushed that down too.
Then we washed up. As we were washing our hands, I asked her if it hurt.
“It killed,” she said, “but it was also re! ally fun, to get that one
out. It felt so good. I saved that for you, by the way, so I hope it was
satisfactory. Four days worth of crap, right there.” I was surprised, but
also kind of flattered.
PUNK ROCK GIRL: Beautiful description of your lovely butt. Wish I could
see you too. You have a derriere like Bridget’s. Oh well, I’ll just have
to leave your ‘assets’ to your b/f. I hope you weren’t in too bad of
shape, because it was fun to read your post.
KATHRYN: Loved your stories. Hope you get some softer movements. Try
senna. It worked with Bridget, so I think it should solve your problem.
The only thing is that you might get really cleaned out. But that’s
better than getting into a heaving sitch.
JEN: Of course people will like to hear more! Feel free to post as many
times as possible.
AERIANA: If you want to get runs, then unless you are LI (lactose
intolerant) enemas and laxatives are pretty much the only way to go. I
wish I could have seen you guys (if you’d have let me, of course). Hope
you solve your problem.
KIM: You’re amazing. How can you blast out those things so often? Doesn’t
it hurt after a while? Keep wowing us with your stories. I wouldn’t mind
watching you, either.
PICO: Pico, Pico, Pico! I really feel for you. Once you watch someone,
it’s like a whole new world. I’m sure Bridget wouldn’t mind you watching
her. I think I’ll tell her about this site, so that we can both post.
Maybe I could snap a Polaroid of her and send it to the moderator…
Well, that’s all for now, folks!
Jason
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JW (the first)
Kathryn- Your experience with the enema is much like my own and few
people seem to talk about it. I’ve used enemas when costipated quite
often and its never as easy to get rid of as all the stories you read
would have one believe. Have you been chronically constipated all your
life? My mother used to make quite a bid deal out of the fact that I
didn’t poop every day. Where you forced to sit and strain as a kid?
I wonder if all that straining didn’t make the problem worse instead of
better.
FW- Please tell us you stories…I for one enjoyed all of them.
Linda GS- Hi nice to see you back. Have you had an really hard poops
lately? I think of you often when I’m struggling.
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INA
ROBBIE AND ANNIE: I am always so thrilled when I read your dear words.
You are so sweet people. Sorry, I could not reply earlier, I was not that
busy, but I could not get into the net for over a week due to browser
problems. I missed you all so much. I even took a brief glimpse at the
forum in the internet cafe and was it was so nice to read your words. I
did not dare to post a reply though, as I wanted to make sure the top
part of the page would not show….I bet some of the young guys aroung me
would have been interested as well…anyway, thank you soooo much for
thinking about me!!!
I was very, very sorry to read you lost your spouse as well, Annie. I was
afraid it might be the case. Its good though, you are having each other.
You obviously seem to care a lot and have fun together, which is great. I
enjoyed the story, when Robbie helped you to score the goal, Annie.
Doesnt it hurt or bleed when you have to strain so much? My poos are
fine, as long as I get them out regulary, but it starts to hurt and
sometimes bleed as soon as they get any harder. At the moment I am
working a lot at home, so with the help of my morning muesli and lots of
fruit and vegetables, I do usually two good piles a day. I hardly ever am
really constipated, but seem to be really sensitive if the poo is getting
a bit harder.
I felt honoured when you wrote that Sue would have probably loved writing
to me! She sounds like such a wonderful lady, I certainly would have
loved to hear from her. But now she left it to all of you to tell her
tale… You never answered to me. how she and all the other ladies in
your lovely family learned about the standup wees. I would be very
interested since when you knew the skill and how regularly you use(d) it.
I was impressed about your brave whizzer at the urinal, Annie!!! I dont
know if I would ever dare. Well done, great lady…And Robbie, please,
pretty please, can I hear more about the wee in the wastebasket..? I of
course would love to hear…big grin. Have you given another concert of
the famous watermusic on your special instrument for your neighbours?
Like Sarah and Tim, I would also like to know if you have a garden in
which you or others of the family play a splitter splatter tune, concert
on the green. Book me a ticket for the next season, please!
Do you know the dogma film “Idiots”? Its about a bunch of people who
pretend to be mentally retarded as a social experiment…European art
movie… LOL. In one scene they leave one of the guys with some rockers,
asking them to take care of him while they quickly go to the bank. He is
scared they might find out he is not really mentally ill and tries to
sneak away, still playing his role. They think he is looking for the
toilets and take him for a wee. Its a weird scene, but interesting. Its
kind of sweet when the big hells angels type guy, pulls the other guys
pants down and holds his willie while he tries to pee. He cant go much
and they turn on the water and he shakes him a bit to help him go. Its
all shown in close up and you can really see the guy weeing a bit. Its
not fake! as it would be against the dogma rules. I guess the problems
of the guy peeing in the scene, also had to do with the problems of the
actor….I guess they censored it it in the states…
Sorry, I guess my morning poo is calling…see you later. Lots of
loveXXXXX and big, big hugs from Ina. Hope you are all healthy and fine!
P.S.: Just did a unspectacular plip plop one, but at least no hurt or
bleeding…have nice ones, sweeties.
P.P.S.: Hi again, I just read this mornings post. I was hoping to still
make it in but was too late. So, Hi Barbara. Nice to hear from you as
well! How do you like working with a guy, who wees into the wastebasket?
LoL. I have not seen that, yet, but there is still hope…grin. My wee
with one of my bosses, I posted about a while ago, was the best one so
far…Somebody told me, she had a discussion with another designer, I
also worked for, about female urinals. He claimed womans bathrooms were
messier than mens, as he had to clean some in his younger years, working
in a bar. I would have loved to join into the discussion. Shame I wasnt
there…Robbie, you might be suprised (or maybe not!), I got my place
into design school by doing a scetchy design for a toilet redecoration!!!
I turned it into an aquarium like place. I would love to design some
interesting urinals as well. There is a web page with many, many pictures
of differnt ones. The best ones are in Califiornia! . Its a urinal that
looks like a rock with a waterfall and you are peeing into the streaming
water. I would love to use that! Are we doing a field trip with the whole
group? Would be great! Do you also pee standing, Barbara? Good to see you
are helping Annie to take care of the sweet, mad singing writer! Hugs
again
MEGHAN AND SARAH S: Hi, dear sweeties? Hope the work is not getting over
your heads. I hated exams when I was studying. If you are working there
is also lots of pressure but at least it not the uncertainty of not
knowing what the questions will be and if you are learning the right
stuff…its different though. Are you having nice wees and poos at least?
Are you as brave as Annie with the urinals? To answer your question, I
normally dont have trouble to wee once I get to it. Sometimes when I
have a big pressure or being still a bit “aroused” after sex I need to
relax a few seconds before I can go. (It’s a bit like peeing with an
erection, guys..) But I never had to leave with unfinished buisness. I
used to be rather shy about pooping in public toilets. I remeber sitting
for ages, waiting for everybody elso to leave. I was also embarrassed to
hear others pooping. I am quite enjoying it since recently though. A lot
through reading about stuff here. The other day I had to do an urgent one
in a small toilet. It was only three stalls and I another young woman was
pooping next to me. It was very quiet and there were a few woman going in
and out, using the remaining stall for pees. Not long ago I would have
been rather enstranged, but this time I really liked to sit there and
hearing my anonymous, “silent” dumping partner rele! asing her soft load
with silent grunts and deep breathing as well as lots of farts, while I
just let go myself…Its very freeing…Hope you are tip top. LoveXXXX
and hugs from Ina
TIM AND SARAH: What can I say? I was so touched by your lovely and caring
words. Thank you so much!!! So are such a dear couple. It certainly
helped. I even took the inspiration and went for some counselling, which
was unfotunately rather awful though…The woman was rather prejudiced
and there was not much symphathy. I got the impression that she saw my
preference for woman, we mentioned the topic of relationships, as a
bigger problem than the eating disorder. It was rather strange and very
painful. She did not want to offer me another session and I certainly did
not mind that . I know I should not give up, but I might need a bit of a
break now…anyway thanks for your care, you are so sweet. I hope you two
are ok again, regarding your flu.
I loved your tales. Seems like you are having a very skilled husband,
Sarah, LOL. Seems like you got your own device then…;-). Its nice you
let your sweeties peepee onto your plants in the garden. I bet they like
it. Hey Tim, I hope Sarah does not mind, but I would have liked to swap
places with one of the Japanese guys. Nice story. I bet it felt great to
finally let it out. I hope you are all fine and Tim is fit for work
again. Hopefully you can poop ok now with no trouble and are tip top.
Lots of loveXXX
LOUISE: Hi girl. Love your stories as always. Steves describtions are
great, as well as yours. I have been practising a bit under the shower.
The problem is that its hard to tell how well you do. Two days ago I
dared and stood in front of the bathtub and weed into it using both hands
to spread. It worked really great and I just dribbled when the stream was
dying down. I am still far from trying it with cloth on, but it was a
good sucsess! Have you tried the travel mate, yet? I know, you dont
really need it, but I would be still interested in your experience. I am
finding, that when I use my fingers, the stream is more spraying, like
from a very narrow shower, whereas with the travelmate its a thick
stream. Do you also get that? Keep the fun up. LoveXX from Ina
PV: Hi, I admittedly was a bit disappointed to get no answer from you,
again. Anyway I was interested in your advertising reports. There are a
quiet few examples on German advertising as well. Maybe I post them next
time, Ill have to go now…Best wishes
RIZZO: Hopefully I did not offend you. Sorry, if I said something silly.
I hope your back is getting better. Have a nice trip and all the best to
you as well.
-Oh, I just read this mornings post. Seems you just forgot me last time
and arent annoyed. I am glad! Yes, I am doing lots of standup pees! Did
you read about my “coming out” as a stand up weer? LoL. Did I love your
story about the pees onto the jellyfish!!!!
I have this love-hate relationship to this creatures. I think they are so
beautiful and fascinating, but have been badly burned (or do say stung?)
by some in my childhood. So I guess “shooting” some with my stream could
be a good redemption for a childhood trauma…I recall my parent saying
they are usually near sewers in the water. Do you know anything about it?
The holiday I was stung by the jellyfish, I also had a great experience:
It was on a nudist beach, I was about ten. I went swimming and snorkeling
a lot and of course weed in the water whenever I needed. One time I had
to poop. I was far of the shore and other swimmers, so I just pushed two
turds out. To my shock they floated and I swam away as quick as I
could…Ill never forget the nice feeling of pooping under water though.
Its really cool. Have you ever done that? Would be interesting to hear
from anybody…So at least I pooped into the living room of the
jellyfish, haha! LoveXX to you, Ina
Greetings to all, but especially CARMELITA, hope you are ok! Best wishes
all!
Ina
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CC
Kendal: That was a sensational post where you basically described
everything happening! I felt like I was there! 🙂
Bryian: I don’t think I could have lasted the interview had I not gone
beforehand! I was in there for an hour and a half (waiting etc).
Plunging Plop Guy: In your response to Jim about this forum affecting
your life, I must agree. I feel like this forum is an escape for me, it’s
the one place I can come and interact with people who share the same
interest and let’s face it, it’s an interest which isn’t usually accepted
by the general community (ie they consider it dirty etc). It’s quite a
relief to find people with the same interest.
I had a good poo this afternoon. I went into the main toilet and sat
down. Fortunatly I didn’t have to use much effort as a nice smooth poo
started to slide out. It broke off and the rest started sliding out
aswell. I pushed out a couple more and then I had to really push for the
last few small bits. It took about six wipes to get fully cleaned up.
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Louise
ARTHUR – I have used urinals quite a few times and I always like it. I
have used the wall type that have a gutter and I have used those other
ones that are mounted on the wall. I like standing to piss anyway but I
like using the urinals. When I go swimming with my fiance I like sneaking
in the men’s with him so I can stand next to him and wash the steel wall.
LOL CC – You remember the show “Fire” as well. You said that it showed a
male firefighter on the loo from the waste up when the alarm went off. Do
you not mean from the waist up and not waste? LOL RIZZO – Hi guy!!! Well
yeah, our bath is just big enough to fit 4 in but there was no room left.
It is just best with me and Steve in really but we had to try to squeeze
him in with us. Are we bad girls for putting Steve in so much stress like
that? Yeah, biggest wee I have measured was 1.2 litres. I think that wee
was about 100 seconds from when I started to when I stopped but I think I
did about half a minute of heavy weeing before it slowed down a bit.
Steve measured my flow rate another time by measuring how much I pissed
when doing it really hard for 20 seconds so I did nearly 800 millilitres.
Yeah, I do not think my 1.2 litre wee was a really quick one but some of
my late night alley wees have been real fierce you know? I think you can
hold more pee than Steve can. I think he got measured at about 650
millilitres or something like that but I know it was a lot less than me.
Well it made me wince a bit when I read about how bad it was when you had
your appendix removed. I have seen those little bed bottles and I just
wondered if I would get a lot of splashing back from using one. I think
those are the ones that are meant for guys just to pop their dicks inside
the wide spout aren’t they and just wee like that? I saw some once by
bedsides when I visited somebody in hospital years ago. I bet you know
what I was thinking don’t you? LOL You know it makes me happy when I
write about my little adventures that you like them. You know sometimes I
daydream and I think how I would like giving a private wee show for some
of the guys here. When I was a teenager I was a lot more quiet and shy
but Steve has kept telling me not to be afraid of being the centre of
attention. I am getting more and more outgoing now, you will read! I will
give you a nice virtual kiss! Love Louise xxxxx ROBBY – Hi guy!!! Oh you
are quite right I like to be sure Steve eats well, he is very tired often
when he gets home and I do not leave him to have to make his own meals.
He needs his protein and his vitamins and minerals to keep him in top
shape. Yeah I know I do give Steve …! LOL Hey Barbara, nice story. Oh
yeah I have been modelling some more, lingerie and stuff, and I know now
I will be doing some more. I have been feeling brave enough to say now
that I have done 1 session of glamour as well on another day last month.
It made me shit that morning and I was nervy but I did not have
diarrhoea. Well what a story about Sue that was. You know I do not think
I could be so casual that I could sit on a potty chair like that and just
shit away reading the paper in plain sight of 10 campers! LOL Steve will
like reading about Annie’s standing wee in the shower. I have been
needing a wee really since I came home. Hey how about I go in the shower?
Well I am back after my shower. I was not bursting for a wee really but
just so my virtual audience knows what I did I got myself soapy all over
and I stood with my knees bent a bit with my feet apart. My audience was
outside the shower. Well I turned the water off just for a minute, and I
just stood so my audience could look at me from the front. I just let rip
and did a nice hissy wee stream on the shower floor. My wee landed on a
spot between my big toes and my feet got splashed a bit but I did not
bother about it because I was going to turn the water back on again. I
was trickling and dripping for ages and I wish Steve had been there to
see it. I hope all the guys in my virtual audience liked it. Love Louise
xxxxx ELEANOR – Hi girl! Hey I have to say hello to you. I am really
happy you have written another letter. It is really good you have been
getting on with your brother. Steve will be happy, and I will tell him. I
thought is was cute too how your brother shut the door, I bet he has
learned to respect how you are feeling. You know I bet when I was 12 I
would have not coped as well as you did. You know I think you are really
mature. We were happy to help you. I will give Steve another kiss for
you, and please write again! Love Louise xx KIM AND SCOTT – Hi girl! Well
I liked your story and Steve did too. I think Steve’s favourite story was
the one when you were wearing the black bathing suit and took it off
before you had your log. He likes swimwear you see! Love Louise xx PV –
Hi! Well yeah, Steve says a boy will always be curious about what is
under a girl’s skirt if she was weeing next to him, so yeah it is the
sex-ed thing. I bet you are right, if a lot of toilets were made unisex,
it would be about 30 years for the attitude to change to match, you know?
It would not be thought of as normal for boys and girls to wee together?
It would be a bit scary really in a few places, and I would really be a
bit wary of it. I would want to be with a lot of other girls or to have
Steve with me. It is just such a shame that some guys like dear Eleanor’s
brother used to be, are predators like that. Hey it was great in our
bath, and yeah there was a lot of close up fascination when it was
someone’s turn to wee. Steve did not complain he did not have much room
but you would not expect it from him would you? LOL Hey have you seen
those hospital wee bottles that Rizzo talked about? Do you think it would
be a giggle to try weeing in one of those? I do! A guy is meant to stick
his knob down the spout and fill the bottle. I would love to try it with
and without a travelmate. My travelmates have not arrived yet. Hey when I
had a wee in the alley like I told you I gave Steve my g-string and my
bag. What I wrote sounded like I had 2 pairs of knickers on. LOL You know
I have more thong back knickers than the type that cover your bum a bit.
I think they are just a bit more sexy, and I know Steve likes them, and
he likes to look if I am showing the top of them above my jeans
especially at the back when I sit down. I wear Sloggi sports briefs and
tops under my gi when I do my martial arts practice. Thong backs get
pulled up tight! LOL Thong backs can be pulled over to the side easy too
when I want a wee, so that is another reason they are good. Well I feel
brave enough now to tell you that I was brave enough to do a session of
glamour modelling as well, as my Steve said that I needed to think if I
was sure I never wanted to do it. He says that you can sometimes miss
doing something and wish latter you had done it. Well I have done it and
I feel great! You know I am just not the same as when I was just 19. I
was asked then if I wanted to do glamour, even just topless and I was too
shy. Well the pics are really nice and I felt really good having them
taken. Hey, Jeff A, are you reading??? Well before the shoot in the
morning I had to get Steve to clean my bum and be sure there was no shit
stain left there because I had some mushy stuff drop out of me (not
liquid diarrhoea) but it was soft enough to break off when I pushed it
out. There was a soft bit sticking in my bum and Steve carefully cleaned
it for me before I had my bath before we went. Just before having the
pics taken I needed a wee, and when I went to the toilet I had a hovering
wee, then I was real careful with the tp because I did not want to get
the tp breaking up and having a piece of it sticking to me anywhere. LOL
I wanted to tell you earlier but I did not feel brave enough. Love,
Louise.
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Lawn Dogs Kid
LONDON LAD: I’m sure Kendal will be very pleased that you enjoyed her
story. Having just read it myself, I can see that she put a lot of time
and effort into “entertaining” you, and a few others by the look of it !
You’re a lucky lad ! Fantastic story from Sri Lanka. I enjoyed reading
it, but I’m not sure how Kendal will react. I suspect she’ll decide that
she never wants to visit Sri Lanka !! We’ll see.
ROBBY, ANNIE, SARAH & MEGHAN: Well, half term is certainly going with a
bang ! Kendal’s friends Kirsty and Charlotte, and Charlotte’s sister
Rachel, who still has another year at primary school to go yet, came
visiting for the day. It is the first time that they have actually met
Ellen, and they were falling over themselves. I’m sure this little girl
is going to be completely spoiled. Never mind, Kendal and I will make
sure she doesn’t turn into a spoiled brat !! Anyway, a while before
lunch, Ellen announced that she needed the “toidy” ( Linda GS, Ellen has
decided she knows what the toidy is now ! ) Everyone laughed when she
announced that she wanted everyone to come and watch. And laughed even
more when she said that it was on the condition that Andrew has a wee
first ! Now all the girls have seen me wee before, except for poor
Rachel. This was the first time that I had met her. And it was noticable
that she was embarrassed at the thought of seeing me wee. Well! she is
only 10, last week, barely a double digit oldie (like our lovely Linda
GS, who I know will be 11 next month !!! ). The other girls laughed,
clapped and cheered as I thrust down my trousers and undies ( orange,
Linda GS !! ) They laughed even more when Ellen asked if she could hold
it for me while I weed !! But I explained that it wasn’t the sort of
thing that brothers and sisters do with each other. So I put on the usual
display of forceful weeing, lots of wavy patterns, and plenty of frothy
bubbles in the toilet ! And I don’t remember having had such a crowd
around me before ( I need my space !! ). Ellen was stood right next to
me, Kirsty the otherside, and Kendal and Charlotte took what vantage
points they could. Despite Rachel’s embarrassment, I noticed that she
moved her sister out of the way to get a look at one point !! ( Was that
Linda GS I saw as well ?!! ). Anyway, having done, Ellen immediately put
down the toilet seat and pulled down her trousers and p! ampies and
hauled herself up, before having a right gusher ! She was most pleased
with the response of clapping and cheering for her, and began to kick her
legs to and fro, a habit she has when she is pleased about something. And
that habit always results in her pampies falling down to her ankles ! But
not off her feet this time, seeing as she had trousers in the way ! Then
she hopped off the toilet and wiped herself, and checked that she hadn’t
dripped on the seat before throwing the toilet paper into the extra froth
she had created ! Then my princess took her turn. Also wearing trousers
today, well jeans anyway, she pulled them down almost to her knees, and
then as usual pulled her pampies down just enough to do the job. I don’t
often see Kendal like this, with her arms resting on her legs. She is
always usually wearing skirts and dresses, and uses both hands to hold
them high over her ???? while she goes. But not today. And in another
departure from norm, she sat fur! ther back so she could add to the froth
in the toilet ! When Kirsty took her turn, I could tell that Rachel was
getting rather tense. She was obviously surprised that Kirsty would just
sit and go while I was there. But then she didn’t know that I had seen
her before. And surprise turned to shock when she watched her sister
Charlotte do exactly the same. All Rachel could say was “Charlotte !” and
put her hand up to her mouth. Charlotte just said “He’s seen me before,
Rachel. And don’t go telling Mum and Dad”. Rachel said nothing, as
Charlotte burst forth with a wee to rival anyone, even Carol, London Lad
!! Now poor Rachel was clearly feeling pressured, which isn’t how it
should be. She said she didn’t need to go, but Charlotte, not being very
sisterly at this point, said “well you said you needed to go to me just
before Ellen said”. Rachel gave her sister a hard stare, and then much to
my surprise, she reached and pulled her trousers and panties down in one
movement, showi! ng her bottom to me. The surprise was that she was three
or four steps away from the toilet. She then walked as best she could
before turning and sitting in one swift movement, with a clatter of the
toilet seat. Then she leaned right forward and rested her elbows on her
knees and put her head in her hands. Now I felt most uncomfortable. Even
more so when she singled me out for several lingering stares before
looking at the floor again. After a minute of inactivity, I thought there
was going to be an argument between Charlotte and Rachel about why she
wasn’t going. “I told you I didn’t need to”. So Charlotte said, “So why
are you sitting on the toilet then ?”. “Because you made me !”, came the
reply. “No I didn’t !”. Now for me, that was quite enough. I interrupted
and said that I was going to leave now, and perhaps everyone else should
do the same and leave Rachel in peace. Charlotte retorted that it was
hardly fair on me that Rachel had seen me go and yet she wouldn’t do th!
e same for me. Now I was getting quite angry, but kept my cool and said
that anything like this must be consential. Rachel had seen me, but I was
happy with that. And I certainly didn’t do it in the expectation that she
would then let me see her. We hadn’t made any such agreement, and she
should be allowed to go in private if that’s what she wants. Then Kendal
and Kirsty agreed with me, and Charlotte had to tow the line ! I was the
last out, and before I left, I turned to Rachel, who had now sat upright,
and wished her “happy weeing”. She smiled at me and thanked me for
understanding before I closed the door on this adventure for good. I say
closed the door. I did, but not on the adventure. I’m not that good ! I
went in my room, and listened against the wall. Sure enough, a gentle
tinkling began which only lasted around five seconds or so before it
tailed away, and then there was a huge CULLOMPTON, followed quite quickly
by a further less heavy splash, and then the wee beg! an again and lasted
a good minute or so. The poor girl had been so desperate to poo, she
couldn’t let her wee go without the poo coming as well. No wonder she
hadn’t wanted to go with the rest of us there, and especially me. Well,
never mind, at least I got to hear it. Now theres the advantage of having
the bedroom that backs onto the bathroom, with the toilet right next to
my wall !! Hope you’re all keeping well. Love from Andrew xxxx
RIZZO: Great story about the weeing on the jelly fish ! Yes, I’m still
about. I’m just happy to let Kendal post more often. And we’ll get Ellen
to post again some time this weekend I expect, after Kate and Emily have
gone home. Love from Andrew.
LINDA GS: Hello babe ! Now you were so kind to me with that story ! And
I’m glad I made you proud of me for stopping with Ellen, even if she did
puke all over me. I’m sure Cousin wouldn’t kick you out if you vomited
all over him again. I think he would just think that you are old enough
now to announce what was about to happen so he could jump out of the way
!! Your story made me laugh so much, it really brightened up another
miserable rainy day, especially how you described getting cold sweats
through trying to hold in your poop, and you don’t even know what they
are ! Now a boa is rather a large snake, and if that really described the
poop you had, I’m surprised you managed to fit it into one trash can !! I
hope your other sister, not Hortence, wasn’t too upset that you had to go
in the way you did. I can just imagine you, strained voice, trying to
comfort your other sister sat plopping away on the toidy, while you
relieved yourself of that snake ! Now tell me, i! sn’t it more usual that
Boas wrap themselves around you, not come out of your butt !! Linda,
thanks babe for what you did. You made this guy one very happy chappy ! I
missed a bit out of the story above. Its the bit where after Kendal did
her wee, she announced that it was Linda’s turn. And we all had to spend
two minutes looking at the toilet in your honour while you performed one
of your gushers,
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
The funniest part was Ellen looking very puzzled saying “there’s no one
on the toilet”. So then we explained that we had to pretend you were
there. Ellen seemed to understand that. But she really did make us laugh
after only 20 seconds or so when she said “Linda’s taking a long time. Is
she having a very big wee ?”, to which Kendal replied “Yes, she has great
big gushers” and then made us laugh with a Linda style sound effect, as
written above. Then Ellen said “Is she having a poo as well ?” to which I
said “! Oh God, I hope not, or we’ll be here all day” !! (just kidding
!). Actually I made a comment about having to go and fetch a hairbrush if
Linda was pooping. Of course, that prompted more questions from Ellen.
Well, before Ellen went to bed, she decided she needed to try and poo,
and unusually, it was me to take her, not Kendal. As she sat there gently
panting away, I got out the hairbrush, and gently brushed her honey hair.
Her big eyes stared at me, and I said “Now you know what I do for Linda,
and Kendal sometimes”. So babe, my brush is ready for the girl with the
not so helmety hair now ! Just tip me the wink, anytime ! Smoochies, Love
from Drew XOSXOS
ELEANOR: I’m so glad you decided to post again. Kendal will be thrilled.
You’ll have to keep us posted about your Dad’s job. Now that would be
funny to think that you might be living near us, and we wouldn’t know
where. But then that is the thing about this site. Its safe to post to
because no-one can get in touch with each other in any other way. I for
one am very pleased about that, especially for Kendal, because you hear
such terrible stories about paedophiles nowdays on chat sites. Well, no
one can come to any harm here, so keep posting, because Kendal and I are
proud to adopt you as a best friend ! I loved your story about your
brother catching you on the loo. And from his reactions, you two have
clearly resolved your differences. I just can’t believe that he ever did
that to you at all. If I ever was to upset Kendal in such a terrible
fashion, well, life just wouldn’t be worth living. Not that she would
make my life hell. I would make my life hell for having done ! it ! I
suspect it won’t be long before Ellen asks if Kendal and I are going to
pretend that you are having a wee with us, since we introduced the
concept with dear Linda GS. However, we shall be pleased to explain that
not everyone likes to have an audience while they go, and that you are
one of these people. It will be good for Ellen, before she gets the idea
that this is something that everyone does. Mind you, she did get some
idea with the Rachel story above. And I’m sure you would empathise with
the poor girl after what you have been through. You take care, and we
look forward to your next posting. Love from Andrew ( & Kendal ) xxxx
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kim and scott
TO BRYIAN-hello. thanks for liking our story.we hope you feel better from
your illness soon.
TO LINDA-hello girl. you seem so knowledgeable about farting. you can
write a book!and your right girls do fart..they also pass big logs
too..which some men still have trouble believing.be well.
TO RIZZO-hello. thanks for liking our post. we like yours too.and yes my
toilet bowl is big and long and strong. it has to be to accomodate
bodybuilders like scott and I. my toilet bowl also has a powerful flush
to get our gigantic logs down. be well.
TO ELEANORE-hello. thats great that your brother is treating you as good
as gold. its also great that his friends lost interest in him since he
doesnt spy on you on the bowl anymore. I tell you with friends like
those..who needs enemies right!!.plus I hope you think of kimmie and
scott as your friends. and please stay on this site. be well eleanore.
TO RJOGGER and KATHY-hello you wonderful couple.havent heard from you in
a while I hope everything is ok?post when you can.
TO JEFF A-hello dear. I hope everything is ok with you too. I havent
heard from you in awhile either.
TO LOUISE-hello girl. scott would love to see a videotape or even better
yet a live performance of you banging out a huge log.so the next time you
bang out a huge log send the video to scott please!haha.and dont worry
your logs are big enough to satisfy scott.and we both thank you for
giving scott permission to watch you on the bowl. and scott is a
gentleman if he ever watched you on the bowl he would just watch quietly
and wouldnt do anything you didnt want him to do.but girl you should not
tease scott about this too much because he is ready to lose it in his
blue jeans!haha. plus tell steve that if I could I would let him watch me
on the bowl as I overload the bowl with gigantic female shit!by the way
dear do you mind if I wiggle into my thong and join you in modelling on
the beach as a california beach babe?how fun would that be? I think
steve,scott,rizzo,austin,jeff A and some others would love that !!plus my
logs are usually huge,thick,long and solid. so solid in fa! ct that they
almost never break when I am in the process of shitting. the only time
they break is when I pass one enormous log and then I am ready to pass
another enormous log from my ass!hahaha. I remember onetime I was dumping
in front of scott and I pushed out a little round nuggett. scott laughed
good naturedly about this. since I usually pass huge logs but to scotts
surprise I suddennly pushed hard and out came a 20 inch log. I let my log
dangle in my ass ,showing it off to scott before I blasted it to the
moon! scott and I both had a great big laugh after that!I tell you my
friend I love my boyfriend and love banging out my huge logs.bye honey
and be well all,love,kimmie and scott
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Thursday, February 21, 2002
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