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Traveling Guy
Yesterday I worked on a project in an office with lots of work/study
college students around. One female student talked about the bathrooma in
her dorm. It seems that her campus has no sorority houses, so the
sorority members live on dorm wings in certain buildings. The girl who
was telling this story lives on an opposite, non-sorority wing of her
dorm. Some of her friends among the sorority girls, she said, have been
told by their upperclass sisters to go to the bathrooms in the other
wings to take a dump, so as not to stink up the sorority bathrooms. The
girl telling this said, “I don’t know what those girls eat or drink, but
the sure do stink up our bath. It’s abnormal to go someplace else just to
poop. What’s normal is to take a good, big, stinky dump wherever you
want. Do they think they’re so special that they can’t poop in front of
one another?” My kinda girl there!

JOSH – I’m no expert on enemas, but I use them sometimes and have read up
on them, especially lately, because my 18 y/o daughter has to take them
as part of a medical diet she’s on. Maybe doctors have some good reason
for saying enemas shouldn’t be given to children, but just because
they’re invasive and embarrassing doesn’t sound like reason enough to me.
In very young children, I’d be afraid that the giver might not get all
the air out of the bag and hose, so it would then get injected with the
liquid, possibly causing painful cramping. Also, there is always a risk
of damaging the rectum with the nozzle or the colon or higher intestinal
areas if the water pressure is too great.

But, IMHO, if the giver studies up on the proper liquid mixture,
temperature, and flow and gives the enema carefully, I don’t see why it
shouldn’t work for children to prevent the constipation you mentioned.
For everyone, it’s important that enemas be used only once in a while, so
that regular bowel action isn’t harmed. (The same can be said of
laxatives.) And, if a doctor advises against an enema in a certain case,
I’d definitely go with that advice.

I’d rather see kids have a good diet with lots of fiber that favors
regular bowel movements than to take enemas or, far worse, laxatives. A
doctor once told me that good diet, combined with developing a specific
toilet time, can help a lot of kids to overcome chronic constipation.

PUNK ROCK GIRL – In the third outhouse you described, the bucket type,
were there any doors or partitions? I admire you for going when you had
to, even with guys for company.

CARMALITA – Heya!! Long time, no greet, huh? Think you could get your
Peruvian friend to tell us some of her favorite outdoor pooping or peeing
stories?

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DIANE NY
Yellooooooooo! Its so f–king good to be out of the hospital. It sucked
like rotting shit in there. Well let me tell you about what happened as I
left the hospital and hopped in my car. Well I was on the highway at
night and all of a sudden my favorite song came on the radio. Rose Royce-
Carwash. This song made me go from 85 to 125 in no time. So As Im
listening I feel a nice piss come along. Well I hadnt pissed for 3 days
so I thought what the hell. I pull over and after the song finished, I
stepped out of the car. I squatted ever so slightly and pissed. I was
wearing a short skirt. I hardly ever wear panties, to me they are kind of
constricting if you catch my drift. It lasted for well over a minute.
After I finished, I got back in my car and drove home.

Today when I was at the hair-stylist (my first time there, I have always
wore my hair the same way all my life, thought I might try something
different, long everyday kina gets tiresome and dull). We while I was
there a woman sitting in a chair next to me, accidentally lets this huge,
wet, and bubbly fart out. Her face went red. My stylist and I raised an
eyebrow and laughed. The woman said she had beans for breakfast. A very
interesting experience indeed.

Later today I was doing some searching and I found this tape labeled
Dianes first potty use. I was curious, so I popped the tape in the VCR
and I saw this tape was shot by my mom and dad. It shows me on the potty.
I hear brrrrap. I farted then my dad went she takes after her daddy I
see. I laughed when I saw this. I was about one when this was shot. Well
97% of me is my dad, the other three my mom. Then I stand up and dad
zooms in on the potty and mom says I filled it with poo. I looked and saw
a lot of soft shit piled on top of each other. The potty was pretty damn
full, And I still have that same habit to this day, albeit on a larger
scale. That was a nice piece of my past to look at although I have no
memory of the event. It was very funny.

In a few weeks Ill be staying in my dads cabin in Up- State NY. It been
passed down from my grandfather to my dad, and then to me. I pay each
month for its maintenance and well keeping, might as well see what Im
paying for. Never been up there. Hope Ill have lots of shitting in the
woods experiences up there.

Ive been away in the hospital for so long, I was unable to track what
was going on here. Its just know Im finding out RJOGGER and his wife
Kathy were killed in an auto accident. My God, I cant believe it thats
just horrible. Ive always had a strong hate for drunk drivers, this
makes the hate that much more intensified. Rich and Kathy, may the two of
you rest in peace. Ill shall miss you two very much.

Ill report back Sunday night after I catch up on some late reading.

Peace.

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anonymus
My 8 year old daughter just had a huge accident. We were walking to
church when suddenly a bulge and poop stains appeared! She kept pooping
for almost a minute, the suddenly she must of realized what she had done.
I told her we were going home because i had a bad headache, so she turned
around. we were almost there, when she suddenly started to wet herself.
when we got home, she changed and acted like nothing happened. i didnt
mention it, but i spanked her and told her, “you know what thats for.”

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Punk Rock Girl
Hey there, all.

To the person with the enema question: (And this is just MY opinion–I
speak for no one but myself)

In recent years people have become obsessed with being PC, protecting
kids from any and all the evils of the world, keeping kids in the dark
about sex, and making kids feel ashamed to have to empty their bodies of
waste. We live (as Americans) in an absurdly conservative society, one
where people are more comfortable (and it is considered more appropriate)
talking about violence and tragedy than they are talking about sex or
bodily functions. I once saw a news show about gangs in which they showed
a murder victim sprawled on the street covered in ants. It was grotesque,
disturbing and on at 6:00 PM. I know that they would never, EVER show a
woman’s bare breasts in the same time slot, though. THat is so completely
f????d up it’s astounding.

People are concerned with “hurting” or “doing permanent psychological
damage” to their kids not so much out of concern for the kids, but
because of their own hang ups and embarrassment in dealing with their own
sexuality and bodies. It’s sickening that people are so neurotic about
something so simple and basic.

I was given enemas as a child, and have never suffered any psychological
repercutions. I was taught about sex when I was 8 or 9 and still have
never murdered anyone. Imagine that! I had seen a steamy sex scene in a
movie by the time I was ten and to this day have never had a nightmare
about it! I discovered masturbation at an extremely early age (like
eleven, maybe) and still have not gone blind.

Parents have been conditioned by our self-righteous, repressed and
sue-happy society into thinking that giving kids an enema, spanking a
kid’s bare bottom, talking to kids about sex or even getting “too close”
to your own kids can be construed as molesttion, sexual buse, or, at
best, psychological abuse. THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT IT BOGGLES THE MIND. I
speak from experience. People have been taught to be afraid of their own
bodies in the United States, and we grow up having to figure things out
for ourselves. The very shielding of sex from kids is, in my opinion,
exactly what leads to many teen pregnancies, rapes and other such sexual
related dilemmas in our society. Perhaps if we were taught about it as
kids, and not conditioned to be afraid of it, some of this shit wouldn’t
happen.

Not giving enemas to kids because of “psychological damage” is just the
tip of the iceberg. But it’s part of a bigger problem with our society.
Fine, lets just ban enemas in children. Give them laxatives so their
intestines get permanently screwed up. Or just let the costipation work
itself out, so the kid eventually shits his or her own rectum out (it
happens more often than you’d believe).

If I was mentally disturbed in some way because of the way my parents
raised me, maybe I’d feel differently. BUt my parents were totally and
completely open with me about everything from sex to shitting. And I feel
like an extremely well-balanced person now because of it. F??k Bill
O’Reilly and his bullshit about “shielding” kids from sex talk until
their teen years. We’re going to remain a hopelessly repressed society
until a generation stops equating sex and digestion with evil.

Just one chick’s opinion.

Peace.

PRG

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CC
Hi

My condolences to Rjogger and Wife’s friends and families, it’s a tragic
loss.

Someone mentioned a short movie they watched recently about a woman who
takes a poo at her boyfriends house. After some searching on the
‘Tropfest’ website (the competition that the film was entered in) I found
out that it is called ‘Boomerang’. They had a 30 sec. preview which
showed the start and unfairly (!) stops just as the woman is about to
enter the bathroom! I’ve searched everywhere for this film on the net
(unfortunatly I missed it on TV) but can’t find it!

Yesterday I was out shopping, I got up much earlier than I usually do so
I had a feeling (quite literally) that I would end up having to do a poo.
My feeling proved correct and I stopped off at a public toilet in a park.
The mens only had one of those steel backed urinals and one handicapped
stall. I went into the stall and sat down after placing paper on the seat
because the toilet block was pretty dirty. It didn’t take long for me to
start my poo as soft pieces fell out for a while. I had actually went
earlier after getting up but only managed a small firm piece of poo. Now
though I had plenty coming out. I sat for a bit to make sure I was done
and started to wipe.

All in all an uninteresting poo until I heard someone walking outside.
They went into the ladies side. My heart pounded and I stayed seated.
There was a large gap between the ceiling and dividing wall and I could
hear fairly well what was happening on the other side. The woman went
into a stall, closed the door and I heard the seat clatter. A few seconds
later I heard a tinkling noise that went deeper but not into a hiss. This
went on for some time, probably only half a minute but it seemed like
ages. The tinkling died down and eventually stopped. I heard silence for
a bit then a loud fart and ‘plunk’. She started getting toilet paper and
I heard her finishing up and flushing the toilet. I wanted to see who it
was so I made my way out too. I saw a middle aged woman, blonde hair
wearing a miniskirt. I couldn’t help thinking “she just took a shit”.

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poo pants
To Adam and Noel – I have been looking at this site for a while now and
it seemed that everyone talked about accidents when I never believed they
were – it was as if they were too afraid to admit they like a good poo in
their underpants. I do and have done since I was about 15 and had a poo
accident on the way home from school with my mates. It was no great
shakes really because they had all dumped in their pants at some time but
I realized that I really enjoyed doing it. I went on from there having
dumps through the summer holidays when mum and dad were at work.

I have had a few wet farts like Adam but not enough to be a problem –
most of mine are very wet and have litle lumps and they really do make a
mess far beyond their size and always involve a change of briefs.

I had never really thought about this but i always wear my shirt inside
my briefs. Most of them are quite short but I have two with long tails
and one day I did a dump that never damaged my briefs – just filled my
shirt tail. I would not try to chaqnge the habits of a lifetime!

I live in Derbyshire am in my late 20’s, slim, about 5.10 and fit. I
enjoy rock climbing and am good at it and also play football for a local
team. I travel a god deal but mostly work from home rather than an office.

Yesterday I ended my day with a farm visit and when I left I pulled in
near a local viewpoint, sat on a stone wall and did a long and satisfying
piss in my briegs. It was a warm afternoon and the warmth of the piss
complemented it. After it had soaked in I stood up, sorted out the
comfort of my briefs, dropped at the knees a little and did a wonderful
long dump that came out as two long medium stiff and sticky turds that
filled up my pants from the legs to the elastic top. It was amazing. I
put a plastic sheet on the car seat and drove home. The poo squeezes
around my balls and all over the back of my pants. The clean up at home
took a while but it was worth it and it gave me a lot more pleasure while
I was doing it.

Enough for now.

Poo pants.

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Coprologist
When I shit at home, to avoid skidmarks in my pants, I always wash my
arsehole with soap and water and a flannel.But I can’t do that if I need
to shit away from home. So I have started using baby-wipes. I use the
packs of 24, which last me about a month. These are not of course
designed for anal use, but obviously they cannot be harmful if they’re
used on babies.I have tried now about six different brands, and they are
hugely different. The Pampers brand is the best for me. I use TP to get
rid of most of the shit, and when the TP looks clean, I use the
baby-wipe. Then I finish off with one sheet of TP.The worst wipes are the
ones containing alcohol, they really make your anus sting. The best are
the ones with baby lotion, which leaves a nice smooth feeling during the
final wipe with TP.It was only after using them for some time that I
discovered that they are supposed to be disposed of in a waste-bin rather
than by flushing. A few toilets do seem not to let them flush easily! .
But I can recoomend them, if you can afford them. They cost out at about
5 pence per wipe English money.

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Vince
As an occasional poster here, I believe I’ll do a little delurking…

Arnold and Mickey: Thanks for your reports. You guys are lucky; sometimes
you just have to be in the right place and time….

Mickey: You are lucky to have a wife who is so open about such things.
Your wife’s long gushers remind me of an old girlfriend I had. She was
somewhat of a bigger girl, being almost as tall as I and had a large (but
not fat) figure. She would go all day without peeing as she hated to go
in public toilets. Often that would be up to 8 hours or longer, but she
wouldn’t complain about having to go unless it was really bad.
Unfortunately, she was quite shy about such things and never let me
listen or go in front of me.
However, one time, after spending a night on the town, we got back to my
place and she was bursting. It was about 11pm, but she told me she hadn’t
pissed since mid morning. She immediately ran to the toilet, closing the
door tight as usual. But you know I couldn’t miss this, so I stood
outside the door to listen. I heard a really strong gusher that went on
for quite a while. I didn’t have the chance to time it or anything, but I
can guess it was over a minute and a half, judging roughly by the digital
clock. Unfortunately, this was the only time I got to hear her when she
was anything close to desperate. The only other times I heard were
unimpressive, as she would wait till she got home to go.
My current girlfriend (and future wife, heh) is more open about such
things. I can post a few stories about her later, if you guys want.

Have a great day everyone!

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Russ
EARL: Hi. Thanks for answering my query regarding the doorless stalls.
You answered with clarity and I’m grateful. keep those logs coming and
enjoy every pleasurable moment.

JUSTIN: Hey, my man! Thank you also for answering my question about the
doorless stalls. At the same time it being a violation of privacy the
authorities are also looking out for the public so they don’t witness
such atrocities like drug and sexual activity. Good idea if a bit
embarrassing!

I had to take a shit outside the other day. I was walking home from town
when I felt the urge to go. As I was walking by a little wooded area,
that forms part of my route home, I decided to go in there.

I always feel a little turned on when I shit outdoors and this day was no
exception. I felt like I wanted someone to watch me take this shit but I
knew that would never happen. Only does something like this occur when I
least expect it. It always goes like that doesn’t it!

So I’m in this wooded area and I find the most secluded part to take my
dump. I decided to be a little different about doing it and I crapped in
the position of the compass. I left one nugget of shit at North, South,
East and West! 🙂

It was amusing I have to say. Wonder if they’re still there. So how have
your dumps been doing lately, buddy? I tell ya, that was music to my ears
when you said farm boys aren’t afraid to shit together…damn, I wish I
was a farm boy!
I’m 26 by the way, and I live about 45-50 miles from London. It’s handy
being so close to the city.

Yup, I will keep in touch and I’m looking forward to your next tale. So
until then, enjoy those dumps..think of me when you do ’em, huh? 😉

Catch you later, pal.

Russ.

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Steve
To Adrian,
I too liked that particular masthead. There have been some good ones
recently.
Anyway, about the Survivor (‘Backstabber’ being a better name perhaps?)
programme. Yes, indeed it would make sense to set areas of land aside for
toilets. Something further I remembered was a comment or two being made
about the contestants becoming increasingly ‘chummy’, with someone
‘seeing’ someone else, and I thought it could have been meant in a
lavatorial sense. Perhaps it’s just me, but I thought there seemed to be
an implication of something there, and I was wondering if the contestants
used fully separate men’s and ladies’ toilet areas or whether there were
no established rules at all. Perhaps the latter scenario is unlikely. I
suppose the other possibility is that the toilet areas might not be too
far apart, but as I haven’t seen much footage I could be reading
something into it that isn’t actually the case.

To Mickey,
Your wife sounds quite a lady. Yes, it would be very interesting to
compare Jill’s capacity with that of Louise. Louise thinks that during
that bucket wee she described to you, she may have broken her own
established 1.2 litre record, but this attempt was unverified. Not that I
am suggesting she would stoop to cheating, or that she would actually
need to, but without accurate measurement of the volume (the bucket only
bears marks for 1 thru 10 whole litres), she cannot be sure whether the
amount she produced was closer to 1.4 than 1.3 litres. To do so, she
would have needed to transfer the urine to a bottle I have that has
markings for every 200ccs. All that aside, I am quite prepared to accept
that 1.2 litres was exceeded, as I think she is capable of it judging by
some of her amazing past performances!
You might also measure Jill’s average flow rate as it peaks, which would
be very interesting to hear about. You can calculate this by capturing
the urine in a suitable container over a fixed period of say, 20 seconds
as I have used. Divide the volume collected by the number of seconds and
you have the number of ccs per second. I calculated Louise’s flow rate to
be just under 40ccs per second at peak. Again I think she can exceed that
figure at times.
However, Louise is not the mightiest pisser I have ever seen. That award,
without a shadow of a doubt, has to go to a girl we saw on a Spanish
beach. I believe she was Pakistani in origin, around 20 years of age, and
was with a group of around nine other girls of a similar age who had been
openly urinating seemingly without a care. Well, this girl squatted over
the spot they had designated in the sand, and she unleashed a true
deluge! I had an excellent view as Louise and I were actually quite
close, and I was able to watch from a rear view. Absolutely fantastic!
The urination did not last any longer than 10 or 15 seconds, but it was
the biggest gusher ever. Her friends were completely gobsmacked, and had
clearly never seen anything like it. I was treated to a repeat
performance a couple of hours later, and it was just as amazing. Since
that time I’ve thought how it was a pity I did not have an excuse or
opportunity to speak with the girl about it, as she did in fact giv! e
the impression of being quite a pleasant and cheery individual. She must
have known how she was different to the others.
Another poster was suggesting the Pakistani girl’s exceptional capability
could have been the result of a ‘reversed’ female circumcision, which
supposedly can leave a female with a wider urethral bore. Well, anyone
who knows about it will tell you that you can never reverse that
operation due to the full horror of what it entails, only that it is
possible to undo some of the ‘sealing’ that is performed. The physical
and mental scars along with the deprivation always remain after being a
victim of this vile and indefensible practice. Rant over. Okay, well, I
was able to tell from the wonderful frontal and rear views this very
beautiful and unspoiled girl unintentionally treated me to that her
genitals were perfectly intact, thank goodness.
Yep, shame we can’t meet for a direct comparison. Be sure to let us know
how you get on with measuring Jill’s output.
Cheers!

To Lawn Dogs Kid,
Good story today, very entertaining. Sounds like Emily has been
practicing – perhaps we need to check the old posts to see if Louise has
been doing any more teaching lately.
Ha ha, yes, it probably was a shock for you, a surprise at least, to see
posts from Louise’s sister. She has been avidly reading the new and old
posts for several weeks, and I think this prompted Louise to mention you
to her. This in turn prompted ‘Damsel’ to emerge and introduce herself,
and I have to admit I did not expect that to happen. She is certainly
entertaining to read, isn’t she?
Good to know you,Kendal and Ellen are back!

To Damsel,
You say _Louise’s_ wedding? I was thinking of being involved too, you
know.
Just in case our paths don’t cross for a few days, I enjoyed your
description of your wee in our shower. I can just picture it, and hear
it. I don’t think I’ll be able to look at that shower cubicle in quite
the same way again!
Have a hug from me.

To Ephermal,
Hello there, sweetheart. I hope you are well. Interesting trip to the
gent’s that you had, and it sounds like you’ve become familiar with some
of the joys of the men’s room.
It sounded as if you were struggling to begin your pee. Would I be right
in thinking that being in the ‘wrong’ room had a psychological effect on
you that brought that about, or do you sometimes find nothing happens for
a while even in the ladies? I’m just a little curious.
I was amused at your boss’s nonchalant reaction at finding you leaving
the room of the opposite sex. Sounds like he must see things like that
all the time.

Cheers All,

Steve.

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Jane
I’m still in shock over RJogger’s and Kathy’s deaths. It’s very strange
for me to feel this way about people I’ve never even met in person, yet
I’ve known them for a long time. I’m sure Rich and Kathy are at peace.

Over the past week, after my post-Easter dump, my subsequent dumps had
been small and hard. In fact, a couple of times at work I was a bit
constipated as I struggled to move my bowels, sitting for several minutes
each but not completely satisfied when I was done. Then I remembered that
RJogger and Kathy had a high-fiber regimen that helped them have very
satisfactory bowel movements. Rich mentioned taking some high fiber
powder, and I wanted to ask him about it but never got around to it. I
decided to experiment with Metamucil and took a dose a couple of days
ago, at breakfast.

That day, it started off as a normal day at work. However, right after
lunch I started to feel an urge to poop. Unfortunately I was set to
attend a couple of meetings. By the middle of the second meeting, the
urge became stronger and I started to feel stomach cramps. At times I
wanted to excuse myself but resisted. After what seemed to be an
eternity, the meeting finally adjourned. I dropped off my things in my
office and bolted for the ladies room.

Co-workers Rachel and Anita were at the sinks, and I nearly knocked them
over as I rushed to a stall. “Oh no, it is a big one?”, asked Rachel.
“I’m afraid so”, I said as I pulled up my skirt and yanked down my
pantyhose and white panties and sat. Immediately I pushed out a huge
“Dumb and Dumber” type wave of soft poop that lasted 10 seconds. I made a
huge fart and peed for a minute. Rachel said, “I hope you feel better,
Jane,” as she and Anita exited. After I peed, I felt a stomach cramp and
unleashed a mega-nasty wave of soft, gooey, chunky, but not runny, poop
that lasted 15 seconds and nearly displaced all of the water. I flushed
the toilet while seated. The poop smell was incredibly strong.

I kept pushing out wave after wave of soft poop, flushing the toilet
every other time. Each wave lasted about 10 seconds, with a couple of
nasty 15-second waves along the way. In all, I flushed the toilet eight
times while seated before I was done. I wiped several times, flushed a
final time, and left behind no poop stains on the toilet but a strong
poop smell. I felt much better after that and didn’t take another dose of
Metamucil.

RJogger was always concerned about my health, given my numerous toilet
adventures. I always assured him, and all of you, that I’m in good health
and would make sure I dealt with it if something was wrong. I will miss
you both, Rich and Kathy.

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Adrian
Damsel. Great post about weeing in the shower. i enjoyed it enormously.

Yesterday I saw a programme on ITV about Anne Kirkbride of Coronation
Street fame. It seems that one of her favourite pastimes, particularly in
idle moments is cleaning the loo! They actually showed her, resplendent
in yellow gloves, cleaning a toilet seat. It was great.

Also I saw ‘Survivor’ again last night and although there were few direct
references to going to the loo, at one stage some of the islanders
pointed out the general direction in which their ‘toilet area’ lay.

Today I saw ‘Crossroads’ and there was one scene where Tracey was really
sick at puked up all over a mental health nurse. I wonder how they manage
to get people to throw up like that on TV programmes?

Best wishes to all

regards

Adrian

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John
A real outdoor experience.

I parked my car and walked along a path for a short distance then headed
off into some woods to look for a spot offering those vital few moments
of privacy.

I considered several places then found one well concealed by trees
(though I always think that I will be spotted). I had a trial squat and
reckoned that I was out of sight.

I prepared to do it. Feeling both nervous and excited I took my coat off
(quite a cold day!) and dropped it to the ground. Next I lowered my jeans
and blue underpants by just enough to have a bm. I also made sure that my
penis was out, I didnt want wet pants.

Quickly I squatted, pushed and at once had a bm. (I never have to strain
when I am squatting outdoors.) My soft light brown turd crackled as it
emerged and the powerful odour drifted up (why does it smell so different
outdoors?), I pushed again and managed to pass a little more poop. I
pushed once more to make sure but the first two had done the job. I
looked down at my steaming turds, this had been a substantial bm – that
first turd was a big one. I would have preferred solid turds but it still
felt good.

As always I was in a rush to wipe and perhaps didnt do such a good job.
I think I used four pieces of tissue, stood up, had a pee and then,
feeling quite elated sauntered back to my car.

Looking forward to the next one. Will keep you posted.

Given that I enjoy it so much it surprises me that outdoor pooping is not
a more popular subject for this forum. So calling all outdoors fans
(especially UK) – do you have any stories to tell?

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Louise
RICHARD/USA – Hi guy, I’m back! Oh, you are right. I am writing stories
just for you and I am not really into it at all myself. Not even a little
bit. Oh no, sir, not me! giggle
Yeah, I liked my squatting wee in the shower. It was really good to do.
I had a nice wee in the bath with Steve this morning. We were just
sitting talking about the wedding and I lifted my bum up out of the water
so Steve could watch, and I let rip a big gusher in the bath water. Yeah,
I hissed. SSSSS…. I was noisy, and my yellow twisty gusher splooshed in
the water. I bet you would have liked that one, Richard, because you’re a
bad man.
Hey it maybe I will be a day or two, because I have all sorts of stuff
still to do for the wedding and so I will be very busy, but I will do a
special wee show for you again soon.
Hey I liked the story of your wife pissing in the toilet while your
friend took his bath. You know I bet she is a gutsy lady really, and she
must have known what she was doing to your friend by doing that.
Yeah I know what you mean about that film you told us about. A lot of the
time when Steve and I wee together it kind of puts us in the mood for
being a bit steamy, you know?
Love Louise xxxxx

ROBBY AND ANNIE – Hi! Annie I bet you will find it helps if you really
really know where your wee-hole is, and then you can position the
travelmate cradle under it. If you practice, you will get it right most
times.
When I had a bath with Steve this morning, we weed together. When we were
in the bath I held Steve’s willy and pointed it at the ceiling. I pulled
his foreskin back a bit so he could do it and he squirted a little yellow
fountain. It was a giggle, I bet you would have liked to see it. Steve’s
wee tinkled in the water when it landed.
Robby, I will be very happy if you picture me in cyberspace. Yeah, Steve
is the one to see the most of me and it is the way I like it.

KIM AND SCOTT – Hi Kim!!! Scott this story is for you because I had a
shit as well and I feel sorry I could have done a bit more on my last one
I did for you.
When I came home from work two days ago I changed into my small, blue
thong bikini again. I think I look good in this, Scott. I was hoping in
the afternoon that I would have a shit because I had a practice session
later in the night and I did not want to have to leave it to have a shit
during it.
Well I want a shit at home now, Scott, and a wee too. I know last time I
did not take everything off for you and I will do that this time, yeah? I
am undoing my bikini top by reaching around my back with my hand and
pulling the string. It is loose now and just hanging around my neck, and
I am taking the top off now and dropped them on the floor. I am hooking
my thumbs down the sides of my thong and just easing it down slowly over
my hips. Well my thong is down my thighs, and I take them down so I can
get out of them. I’ve kicked my thong off and gotcha it landed on your
head! Well I am hovering my bum over the toilet, and I am having my wee
first. Whoosh! I am pissing hard. I think it is because my lips that are
a bit open or something because my stream is narrow for me but it is
squirting hard and not really hissing a lot. I am really washing the
bowl, Scott! It is making a lot of noise on the front of the toilet. Hey
if I just push down a bit, hear the splooshing as I ! squirt into the
water? giggle Well my pissing is slowing down a little bit so I am now
trying to push my log out, if it is a log. Well in my mirror I see about
5 little lumps pop out of my bumhole and plop in the water. They are only
little brown pebbles aren’t they? I feel a bigger one is there. Yeah, I
am pushing and my bumhole is opening a bit more for a little log I think.
I am not really being stretched open – oh yes I am, this log is thicker
in the middle, look. My bumhole is closed tight around the log, and I
just keep pushing. Well I thought my log was going to drop, but it is
just hanging there and swinging by this thin bit that breaks and lets my
log drop into the water. I think the log was about 9 inches long. Well I
thought my bumhole was going to need a big mess wiping off, but the last
piece has just dropped out of me. Hooray!
Can you hand me 3 squares of tp please, Scotty? Thank you. I am wiping my
pussy from my vagina to the top end, and I have thrown the tp away. 6
more squares please! Thank you! I’m wiping my bum, and I am feeling a bit
of a mess there still. Oh look, there is brown on the paper, and I do not
feel clean. 6 more squares please. Thank you, Scott.
Well Scott I hope you liked that!
Love Louise xxxxx

EPHERMAL – Hi girl! Hey I liked your story from being in the mens room. I
bet you know I would have used that urinal if I were you don’t you? Hey
how did you feel being in there? My heart always goes thump thump thump
in the mens.
Love xx

Louise.

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Plunging Plop Guy
Hi, Toilet Friends!

I’ve just been working REALLY hard on my toilet, lots of grunting and
pushing and some really gratifying firm turds plopping and splashing down
the toilet. Feeling a bit tender now, but the last few days my shit has
been easier and not so easy to clean up after. (Today it was back to
being the sort that leaves hardly any smears on the toilet paper.) Also,
no itchiness either which seems to happen after a softer shit. I was
enjoying my efforts so much, I positioned a mirror infront of me and
watched myself sitting on the toilet with some very tight jeans down. It
was great!

I noticed in a post from COLLEGE BOI, that you consider yourself
good-looking and people ask if you’re a model. It’s great to know a
good-looking guy enjoys hearing other guys on the toilet having their
shits, and I hope you feel great about yourself when you have a plop
yourself.
It has often seemed to be that the guys who I’ve met in toilets who
occasionally express an interest in shitting have been men with a low
self-image or rather scruffy and not attractive.
There are various factors involved in what makes someone good-looking as
far as I’m concerned. Even if a guy isn’t handsome but has a good
physique and his thighs and buttocks look really muscular as he’s sitting
on the toilet; is assertive in his manner if someone annoys him on the
toilet, or not even bothered if someone’s looking at him as he’s proud of
himself; having a hairy arse; really good at dropping loud plopping turds
and uninhibited about loud farts, grunts and sighs as he sits there
shitting; having a masculine voice; friendly personality; hair that looks
good etc. etc. All these attributes are what makes a guy attractive, and
not many of us have ALL this going for us, nor is every one of us
considered good-looking by everyone else!
Anyway, everyone who shares an interest in hearing other guys shit should
feel good about himself and if he’s not the most hansome man in the world
should be proud of all his strong points.
I once felt inadequate when I was watching a guy(with his consent) on the
toilet and realised how much bigger his thighs were than mine. The fact
he didn’t think I was underdeveloped because of that didn’t seem to occur
to me at the time, and I kept wondered if I should go to a gym just to
compete with my idealised male role model.
Anyway, the point I’m making is, we’re all different in build, looks and
personality, so while it’s great to know we may be very good-looking,
there’s a lot of factors that can make us attractive on the toilet!

I was thinking recently how good it would be to have an electronic
response system attached to toilets so that as someone’s using it, you
hear a voice giving encouragement and congratulating you as you sit there
shitting!
Imagine having a really slow grunting session where the male or female
voice of one’s choice is urging you to push,and tellingyou how well
you’re doing, and not only tellingyou how well you’ve done each time
there’s a loud plop, but it can even monitor the size of the turd!
If women in childbirth can have encouragement, why not people on the
toilet, if such technology is possible for automated toilet responses.
As long as the plops aren’t drowned out by the voice, think how good it
could be in a public toilet as your every effort and result is being
graphically evaluated for others to hear!

At home I’ve got a wooden toilet seat, but the public toilet I often use
has a black plastic seat. Wooden ones are nearly always very comfortable
as they have smooth contours on the inner rim, but I love the feel of a
plastic seat as it makes me so aware of what I’m sitting on! If it’s
cold, I like the initial shock as my buttocks and thighs feel it under
them, knowing my body heat is warming it up, or sitting on a seat that’s
just been warmed by a guy who I want to follow on the toilet, and be very
conscious of feeling the warmth from his “toilet zone” that is never as
apparent on a wooden seat. I also like the slight sharpness of the rim of
the seat as I know it’s making a red mark on my thighs and buttocks, and
have yet to see the tell-tale marks on another guy’s arse, or showing if
he’s wearing shorts that tell everyone he’s been sitting on a toilet for
a while!
The particular one I often use does feel thinner than most, so after a
few minutes, I slightly reposition myself on the seat, perhaps allowing
more, or less of my bumcheeks to hang down the toilet to avoid feeling
too pinched.

I was surfing using a search engine for fetishes, just to see if there
was anything as good, communicative, or avoiding graphic images of a
scatological nature, or as interesting as this forum, (There wasn’t), but
I did find a site that had some useful advice about health and safety for
people wishing to “explore” shit interests.
I read an interesting snippet that said that people on the “Atkins Diet”
have the hardest stools. This diet is controversial to many, but the idea
is that a very low carbohydrate intake, and a very high FAT intake is the
best way of losing weight. The priciple is that the fat is burnt off by
the muscles rather than remaining in the body, as there is little
carbohydrate to give energy.
The fat being utilised, there is presumably none left to pass out of the
gut, and so the stools will be solid and heavy and will sink every time
as ther is no fat content.
It said the high protein intake is why the stools are more solid, but my
own theory is perhaps valid about no fat being excreted, but for all
those of us who want to pass more solid turds, myself included, as it’s
certainly cleaner not to do soft floaters, I find, I hope that will be of
interest.

Happy excreting to you all! P. Plop Guy

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Annie and Robby
Hi all!
We were reading the posts for yesterday and today and we saw some of our
dear friends had come back so we felt we had to post. The girls called
and at least Meghan will be home tomorrow. Now for some replies.

DEAR KENDAL, ELLEN, and LAWN DOGS KID: Welcome back dear ones! We were
right, weren’t we! The Lakes it was!! It looks like Steve had the whole
family up there! Maybe Kate will come out again. All of you can show her
the way! KENDAL- Robby told me that this would be a painful month for
you. Holy week is is always a joyful but sad period for us. Our thoughts
are always with you my dear. Now on to more cheerful things. The girls
and I had the same problem as you. We used our travelmates last Saturday
night. We didn’t aim right and the wee ran all over our legs and the shot
all over the place. We were in hysterics! I’m glad you got some practice
for the WSPC. Robby- ANDREW- that must have been a sight all of those
girls weeing up a storm! I’ll bet Kendal got a bit sulky when she weed
all over her legs LOL! Didn’t you have to have a go, too? Now, Damsel
hasn’t given up on you yet. I am the other man on here! I think she would
love to have a younger man so I will retreat to t! he background and let
you come forward. Look out for LindaGS, though,LOL! Annie-ELLEN- we think
you are a bright little girl. You are so proud of your achievements. Keep
practicing and learning from Kendal and Andrew. We wanted to add that
after we sang the “Requiem” on Good Friday we sang John Rutter’s “The
Lord is my Shepherd”. That really got Meghan and Robby. We thought about
all of you. We are glad you are back home in Devon and back here! Oh yes,
(Aunty)PV is across the pond in Florida. Hope she is getting some beach
wee practice! Lots of Lovexxxxx and mega hugs from Aunty Annie and Uncle
Robby

DEAR RIZZO: A big welcome back dear friend!! Your absence was felt by
all. We really enjoyed your loo adventures!! We are thinking about going
on a holiday to Spain this summer. We will have to see. Judging by what
Louise and Steve say, there should some marvelous weeing adventures on
the beach!! We hope your wife is ok. Take care! Lots of Lovexxx from
Robby and Annie

DEAR DAMSEL: Don’t be embarrassed my dear! You will find someone. Now
Andrew thinks you have dropped him. I will gladly step to the rear so you
and Andrew can have a go! He is really a wonderful lad! My goodness, your
shower wee was outstanding!! Annie is sitting here all impressed. You
must have held your wee for an amazing time! You write so creatively. You
must have been reading Steve’s weeing stories! Well, take care and keep
practicing. Lots of Lovexx Robby and Annie

DEAR EPHERMAL: That was a sonic blast that worker did when you were
washing your hands! We really enjoyed your stories. Robby is opening his
play tonight. He is all jittery today,LOL! We hope you are getting some
relaxation but it doesn’t look like it. Take care and Lots of Lovexx from
Annie and Robby

DEAR ELEANOR: Hi dear! We hope you are settled in Exeter! My daughter
called me and she is all settled there, too! She lives in a flat in town.
She eventually wants to move out to the country. Lots of Lovexx from
Annie and Robby

DEAR INA: Hi sweetie! Here is another stage story. I was in Geneva
singing and I had an old friend singing the soprano part. We were in
rehearsal and in costume. We were singing away and suddenly I heard this
earth shattering trump(fart). Then I smelled it. Jan just smiled and
said”I have to shit, excuse me”! Well, she flew to the loo with her
dresser on her heels. We waited and waited. She finally came back and
said;”Gee, that felt really good”. We fell out laughing. Even the Swiss
thought it was a riot! Hope you are doing ok. Please keep happy thoughts.
Meghan will write you tomorrow. Take care, Lots of Lovexx and Hugs, Robby
and Annie

ADRIAN: Hi there. Thank you for your concern. Yes, our poos were either a
little runny or we were constipated. It was something. We are ok, now! We
enjoy you, too! Take care, Annie and Robby

WELCOME TO: Nina and SPECIAL HELLOS TO: Steve and Louise, PV, Adele,
LindaGS-don’t be mad at Andrew,LOL!, Elena, Cousin, Carmalita, Jeff A,
Tim and Sarah-hope you are ok!, Todd and Diana-how are the twins?, Kimmie
and Scott, Jane and Gary, David and Niki, Noel, Pat, Nu, Angie, Malita,
Renee, Erin, Ellie and Little Lou, and all of the other wonderful posters
here!

HAPPY POOS AND WEES

ANNIE AND ROBBY

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Robb
Hiya everone.

I’ve been reading alll your posts for the last few months now, but this
is my first post. Firstly, this is a brilliant site, bringing together
all of us whom love peeing, and letting us talk with each other.

Im 18, and according to my mum have been intrigued by pee and poop since
I was a baby. I love nothing more than a good sit on the toilet, and my
ultimate fantasy is to see another woman on the toilet. I love the
stories on the site (the ones with Steve especially) about watching and
wiping women, that is a dream.

When I was younger, about 13, I went on holiday with an auntie to the
countryside. We were camping in the middle of no-where, and to go to the
toilet we had to dig a hole in the ground and squat over it. I went one
day, and my auntie came upto me, dug a hole about a foot in front of me,
pulled down her tousers and panties, and squatted down facing me, not
embarassed at all. We both squatted there talking. I was peeing as she
came, but when she started peeing i remember her pee shooting all oover
the place. I managed to get a lot of decent looks at her vagina, being a
tennager who had never seen one before, and it was beautiful to see this
clear pee come out through her lips. She also had a little bush. I was
unable to avoid an erection, and however small my dick was then, she
still noticed it, but thankfully said “dont worry”.

I can remeber both of us there, pooping. Unfortunately because i was in
front, I couldnt see her poop coming out, but I saw the logs on the
ground, and her tissues with bits of poo on them. Luckily, I had an
excellent view of her wiping her fanny.

Not much time now, but I’m glad ive finally got round to introducing
myself. I hope to meet some like-minded people on this site.

Thanks

Robb

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Meghan
Hi There!!
I am finally back home. Sarah is too busy to make it, poor girl. She was
very upset but she is really buried in work. Also, we both are extremely
upset at the sudden deaths of Rjogger and Kathy. They were so nice and
sweet to us. Why does this happen to good people? We said a prayer and we
send our sympathies to their friends and family. Sarah wanted to share an
experience that happened this week. I wrote it down so here it is.

Our college campus is huge. It is like a big city. Sarah was walking from
the student center to the law school which is on the other side of the
campus. She said she had drank two or three sodas in the morning and she
was feeling the urge to pee. She was blocks from the school and she
started feeling the urge more strongly. She started walking faster
thinking that she could make it to the school toilet. Her legs were
starting to pain from squeezing them together. She was desparate!! She
saw a dumpster that was up against a building. She looked around and saw
the place was pretty deserted. She walked over, yanked down her jeans and
panties, squatted, and the pee started flooding out. Two girls saw her
and started to giggle. She tried to finish fast. She said she peed for at
least a minute. She finished and took a tissue to wipe. She pulled up her
panties and jeans and started off. When she got to her next class one of
the guys came up and whispered;”Great performance out ! there, I knew you
had a pretty ass”! Well, Sari just smiled back at him and goodnaturedly
punched him in the stomach. She said she had never been that desperate
before. I doubt her and wish I had been there.

KENDAL, LAWN DOGS KID, and ELLEN: WOW! You are back!! We are so glad!! We
knew you were at the Lakes!! We read your outdoor wee adventure. Kendal,
you will have to keep practicing. We have had that trouble in getting the
arc started. Emily must have been the champion out there. Andrew, you
said that she could be a limbo dancer,LOL! We laughed about that. Did you
have to pull out the willie and have a go yourself? Ha, I see you
blushing!! It is so neat that Ellen finds this so fun. It looks like she
will be a good member of the WSPC in a few years. Also Ellen must have
done a champion trump!! Does she equal the ones you and I do, Andrew?
Kendal, we just want to say that our thoughts are with you as you
remember your Dad and Mum. We know how it feels to lose a parent. Sari
and I have done the wee on knees several times. Once when we had been at
a party and came home a little tipsy. I sat down on the toilet and Sari
sat on my knees. I tried to part my legs. We ended up fall! ing on the
floor and getting it all covered with wee. We were so drunk we just laid
on the floor and laughed. We hope this doesn’t diminish your impression
of us. We have given up hard liquor, thank goodness. Well, we are so
thrilled you are back and Kendal and Ellen, please write! Lots of
Lovexxxxx and big hugs from Cousins Meghan and Sarah

INA: Hi sweetheart!! We missed you last week. Sari is just beside herself
that she is unable to speak to you this week. She is so busy. We hope you
had a good Easter. I know Annie told you about our travelmate tryout. It
was a riot. Sari couldn’t wee straight and splashed all over her and me.
Also, I missed my lips and weed all over my panties. Dad was laughing so
hard he couldn’t keep the camera straight. We are going to see Dad in his
play tonight. Sari will be here next weekend to see it. Oh yes, we read
your advice and Sari and I got our mirrors out and looked at where our
lips were and placed the tube on there. We will get better, I hope. We
hope you are getting to use yours. Also we hope your job prospects are
getting better. I am trying to find a summer job. Of course Sari has
already put out resumes to law firms. She should get some replies, soon.
Please look on the happy side. We love you! Lots of hugsxxxxxx from
Meghan and Sarah

RIZZO: Welcome back dear friend!!! We are glad you got back safe and
sound. We laughed about your toilet story. That girl must have thought
the toilet had backed up when the spray hit her when you flushed. We
roared with laughter. We know you were walking rather awkwardly when you
were trying to squeeze your legs together. We thought about you when we
played the Faure “Requiem” on Good Friday. It was a very emotional
experience for us. Dad sang the solos. We are so glad you are back!! Stay
with us! Lots of Lovexxx from Meghan and Sarah

DAMSEL: Hi girl! We loved that little wee you did for Richard/USA!! So
descriptive!! We have never weed in the sink. I don’t know whether I
could do it. I am 5’8″. Don’t be embarrassed about trying to find prince
charming. Goodness, Sari and I have tried for years to find some man that
we could be with. We have gone through several. They didn’t work out. We
know how you feel. We are off hard liquor now so we would only drink beer
if it was offered to us. Andrew is a wonderful guy. He is so caring and
we love him. We are his one-line cousins. Dad would gladly step aside for
Andrew. Anyway he needs some woman who is over the hill,LOL! Take care
and we will talk next weekend! Lovexxx from Meghan and Sarah

EPHERMAL: Hi gal! Well, you really weed up a storm, didn’t you!! We can
picture that worker coming in there with his big belly and letting out
that big fart,LOL! Sari said that she would have died laughing. We
sometimes have a sudden pain and the need to go have a dump. We also
think it is the runs but like you it is just a big one!! Sorry you are so
busy. Sari is too! Take care, Lots of Lovexx from Meghan and Sarah

STEVE AND LOUISE: Hi dear friends!! Our travelmate tryout was a doozy. We
have taken yours and Ina’s advice and gotten out the mirrors. We both
laid on the bed and looked. Then we got into the shower and placed the
tube on the lips and it worked fine. So thank you for the advice. Steve,
we want to be there when you and some of your mates have a wee,LOL! Take
care!! Lots of Lovexx from Meghan and Sarah

CARMALITA: Hi you sweetheart!! We loved your wee for Ang(sp). We have
sprayed each other, too! That dump was something else. One morning this
week I did one of my trumps(farts) and Sari always turns up her nose and
swears,LOL! We love you, Jake and all of the family!! Lovexxx from Meghan
and Sarah

LONG POST, SORRY! HELLOS TO: Jane and Gary- enjoyed your post. We want
more!!, Tim and Sarah-where are you!!! We miss you!, PV- hi gal, hope you
love Florida!!, Plunging Plop Guy- where are you!, Richard/USA-we love
your stories!, Mere and Mandy, Adrian, Buzzy, Noel, Todd and Diana-how
are the twins?, Eleanor-are you settled? Come back!! Adele- how are
things in Brighton?, Elena, Cousin, LindaGS-Finally Drew comes back! Glad
to see you are ok!, Jeff A- hi, hope you are ok!, David and Niki-are you
still in Berlin?, Alana, Althea, Erin, DianeNY-hope you are healed, Ellie
and Little Lou-please come back! and all of the others we dreadfully
forgot!

TAKE CARE!! WE WILL BE BACK NEXT FRIDAY!!

MEGHAN

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Friday, April 12, 2002

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Tim and Sarah
Some replies and best wishes, I apologise to anyone I might forget or do
not answer properly:

RIZZO: Great to have you back, dear friend. Sorry you were greeted by
such awful news. Great story about you and your wife though. Maybe your
wife should also consider getting a travelmate, to avoid such bad
experiences. Sarah is quite comfortable with hers and uses it often in
messy public toilets, like we encountered some in Spain. Who would have
thought? Good news on an old story. My in laws were finally able to
apologise on our last visit. I asked them how they could draw such awful
conclusions and they said it was a misunderstanding. It wasnt, but we
will let it rest. Our little nephew took over the revenge for his uncle
and peed an high arch onto the bed of Sarahs parents while being
changed. We were sorry for Sarahs sister, who was very embarrassed but
all laughted like mad later in the car. Hope you and your wife are tip
top and so is the rest of your family. Hugs and love from all of us.

ANNIE, ROBBIE, SARAH AND MEGHAN: Hi sweeties! Thank you for all your
notes and greetings. Hannah has returned to Afrika and we miss her and
the baby. I still hope she might consider a job in Germany in the near
future, but I know my sister and it would not be her way of life for a
long time. Well see. We were very saddened by reading about your pain
again. After all the sad news, Sarah had a terrible nightmare. Our
thoughts are with you, dears. We loved to hear about your fun with the
travelmates. Sarah said it needs practise but is awfully useful, e.g. in
squat toilets in Spain. Make sure you practise before you go Annie. It
will be fun. Sarah reminds you, that you have to spread the lips (!) and
put he thing in front of the hole directly and let the lips snuggle
around it. She finds it very easy by now and thinks every woman can use
it without problems once you caught the drift (no pun intended). Sarah
said she does not feel inequal, except when she reads about Annie! having
been a barrister and lawer and having had five children. How did you
manage? We are full of respect. I told Josie, I got a message from a
friend, who said he was sorry about her cat, Robbie. She replied, you
must be a very nice man. She asked how old you were and could not
believe, you were even older than me, lol, arent kids charming? She
invited you to come over, so you can go and visit her cat with her…its
living with Peter and Robert now. I said, I let you know. We were all sad
the cat had to move out, but I arranged for some horse riding for Josie
for comfort. She is over the moon. I made a deal with a young woman, a
trainee from the office, who owns a pony. I took Josie last Saturday and
she was very happy. She needed a wee afterwards and Marie said she could
wee in the straw of the stable if she wanted to; everybody would do it as
the toilets were too far away. Marie looked at me a bit embarrassed and I
told her not to worry, I also grew up on a farm. She ! laughed relieved
and replied I would know then. Weeing in the straw doubled the fun for
Josie and she talked a lot on the way back (not that she usually doesnt,
lol). I have to say, the thought of a stable full of young women, who
mainly own the horses, peeing in the straw when they need to, increased
my interest in horse riding very much! Lol. Sarah just rolled her eyes
and said: “Glad you both have fun…” I asked if she was ok and she said
yes, only joking. Hopefully your colds are better and the girls are fine
as well. Sarahs pee was a riot. Amaze your friends with a standing pee
in the future, grin. Lots of love and hugs from all of us to all of you.
Take care, sweeties.

LOUISE AND STEVE: Hi dear friends. Hope you are fine and getting excited
over the wedding. I am sorry, I had no time to reply in a while and have
forgotten half of the stuff, I wanted to write. Sounds you are also
having fun with the tool. Any more sword fighting? I loved your stories
as always, LOUISE! Sarah said, she does not mind, we are talking, cause
she is part of it as well. Sorry, yes, Loewie had phimosis. I type a lot
of mistakes, cause I am not on full concentration when I write late at
night. He could not wee properly and had a slight infection, cause the
foreskin could not be pulled back sufficiently for cleaning. It was itchy
and the doctor said, it could tear, if pulled back not carefully enough.
It hurt him of course after he had been cut but the problems are all
solved now. The first wee after the circumcision took a while though. I
said him between my legs on the toilet and read and told him stories.
There are quite a few childrens books dealing with p! eeing and pooping
and we looked at some for inspiration. Little dribbles and squirts came
over a long period . He finally felt done. We took him to bed and he did
a big poop and some pee in his pants… I find it interesting that most
grown ups would probably think shitting your pants is far worse than
wetting them, whereas many parents report their kids weeing in the toilet
first before they start doing their big buisness there. Josie has found
her very clever little way now. She squats when she wees outside, but
uses her fingers to direct her stream. I saw them in Spain, when they
needed to go on the beach. I took them behind some rocks. Loewie needed a
poop and I took his pants of and he squatted in the sand and did his
buisness. He held his willie forward like I taught him, so he does not
pee on his shoes. He happily pished a hole in the sand in front of him.
Both of us boys looked suprised when a second stream shot out, making an
even bigger hole, next to his. Josie sqa! tted next to him and directed
her wee with her fingers, with a big grin. Loewie giggled and they both
looked at me. I grinned and looked away, pretending I did not see
anything. I am very happy for my girl. The other day she peed next to the
car and I smiled when I saw her weewee stream on the bottom of the tyre
afterwards.Hope you are well. Love to you and Steve and hello to your
lovely sister, DAMSEL

PV: Hi sweatheart. Thank you for your compliments. We also think so much
of you. Please do not envy us, you never know what the future might hold
in stock for any of us. You might find a wonderful person soon ( I hope
so) and Sarah might change her mind, about me being a pervert and leave
me. I very much hope not though. I now how lucky I am. I hope youll also
like to read what I wrote above about Josies adventures. We are looking
forward to talking to you, when you return, after a great holiday. Love
and group hug back to you!

RICHARD/USA: Sarah asked me to tell you, she hopes she did not say
anything to offend you or you might find hard to digest. She was only
trying to answer your question and explain a bit. You are very right she
is a wonderful and very caring lady. I am sorry, I snatched up the
greatest lady on earth, but your wife is very lovely as well by the sound
of it. We had a lot of fun over the issue of women peeing standing. I
showed my wife the finger method, I learned from a former girlfriend and
she taught herself the use of the travelmate together with my sister. She
thinks its very handy. Maybe your wife likes it as well. Sarah did not
jump onto the issue right away, but is glad to have the choice now, once
she came over her resentment. Maybe you can tell your wife you heard from
a friend of a friend. We are there in case you want to talk, as we know
the situation of one being more into the topic than the other one. Sarah
was suprised your wife peed so easily in front of you! r friend. She very
openly talked about the standing up issue with our friends in Spain
though, which was great and promised to let them watch on an occasion.
Best wishes to you (and your wife) from me and Sarah.

EPHERMAL: Hope you are ok, dear. I had no clue you are so young, still. I
know you will be a wonderful mom one day. I will always remember your
kind words last autumn, when you told me not to worry, but our daughter
was just a baby, and I should not be embarrassed. Try to eat healthy and
relax a bit, so you can have regular, pain free poos. Stay well.

A QUICK THOUGHT REGARDING ENEMAS: I know enemas for children are far more
popular in the US than over here. I share the opinion that enemas and
laxatives should be avoided whenever possible. As many know, I had
serious colon problems recently, but I get told by my doctor repeatedly
that laxatives and enemas are only absolute desperate situation solutions
and should not be used on a regular basis. Your colon gets lazy and works
slower if it gets this assistance regulary. I saw it on television where
they showed a healthy colon, which was pink and with working muscels and
a colon which was worn out from regular use of laxatives, which was gray
and absolutely out of shape. In rare situations its clinically
unavoidable, but often when kids suffer from constipation, its a wrong
diet or maybe some undetected stress. Avoid refined wheat and try to
figure out, what is in your diet that blocks them. But dont use
assistance too often, please. Your colon needs to work itself, li! ke any
other muscle. And the more you take short cuts, the weaker it gets. I
know it sometimes can not be avoided, but try to. I rather sit with my
kids on the toilet for an hour and read them a story, than give them an
enema. And its like any other training. You dont get progress within
two days. Believe me, I know what I am talking about: I tried to jog with
my friends in Spain, nearly collapsing after a short time, as I could not
train in a long while; and its not so many years ago I ran my last
marathon. Try to be careful about your health.

All the best to everyone else, slap me, whoever I have forgotten, please.

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Dear friends,

Sarah and me were also shocked and saddened by the passing of Richard and
Kathy. Our condolences to their friends and family. The only comfort we
could think of, is that none of them ever had to grief for the other one
and they could leave, knowing their children are grown and able to take
care of themselves. They still had to go far too early and under tragic
circumstances. We are sorry for everybody who was close to them. I loved
their stories and adventures and will miss them like many here and
elsewere.

On some happier notes: We had a nice easter with the family and friends,
although in the rain. Ina will probably laugh, as the whole of Germany
had wonderful days of sunshine, while we belonged to the poor idiots, who
went to Spain and had rain, LOL.
I had a deja vu experience in Spain, having an accidental outdoor poop
behind a building. It was not as embarrassing as the last time though: We
went to a restaurant and had to wait a long time for the food. I was
hungry and kept eating bread with a garlic mayonaisse, which you always
get over there. Sarah warned me, that it might give me problems, but I
knew better, or was just hungry. I also drank wine without proper food.
The meal itself was also far more greasy than our usual diet and by then,
I was also a bit afraid to get problems, but still ate it. We went with
my friend Peter and his partner. Soon after the meal, Sarah offered to
take the kids back as she was tired and Robert joined her. They left us
to talking about old times, as we probably bored them. We had a bit too
much wine, but a wonderful conversation and Peter and me staggered back
late at night. Of course we had to pee somewhere on the way. We walked on
the beach and could have just peed anywhere but ! it was rather
windy…you know. So we found a spot between two shacks of a windsurfing
school. Great feeling to let go the pressure of a very full bladder after
some glasses, chatting with a good friend, watering the wooden wall
together. We both pissed away happily. Leaving big streams on the wall
and wet sand underneath. Mind you, as much as I enjoyed myself, I
suddemly had this big, big urge to poop. I thought I could hold it and
zipped up, but soon got bad cramps. I stop in my tracks and held my ????.
Peter was worried and asked if I was ok and I told him I needed a poop.
He convinced me not to be silly and just do it and I could not help it,
but squat where I was in the sand and pooped. It was dark anyway. I was
expecting diarrhea, but produced a soft but firm pile. I covered my pile
with sand after I finished. Peter and me are so old and good friends, I
wasnt even embarrassed. I felt much better for a while but felt the urge
again soon. I just made it to the toilet a! nd had the first of three
diarrhea sittings that night with bad stomache aches. Sarah was so sweet
and made me tea and took care of me not even indicating that it was a
self inflicted misery, which of course it was. I told her how sorry I
was, being a bit drunk quite often. She just said its ok. I learned my
lesson though and avoiding unhealthy food will be even easier in the
future knowing the effects. I spent the nexy day in bed, being tired and
lazy and realised how much I needed a rest. So, as the weather was bad
anyway, Sarah and me rested a lot, sleeping, reading, walking a bit, and
cuddling, while Peter and Robert had fun with our dwarfs. It was a quiet
but very relaxed easter with some very dear people. There are more
stories, Ill post later, as my mails always get too long. I told Peter
about the site and asked if he did not want to post, cause he also loves
the topic. He is a writer and knows some great stories. He said, he knows
I mean well, but from his experi! ence gay men are not so popular on
sites like this and he would not know about it. I found that comment
rather sad. I told him there are quiet a few lesbians posting here and
were embraced very much. He said, its different with women. Would our
friends here agree?

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