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Mike of MD
1. Do you enjoy pooping? Sometimes
2. What is your favorite position when pooping? sitting/leaning forward
3. Do you get stomach aches,before your BM? sometimes
4. How many times a day do you poop? 2 to 4
5. What is the longest poop you ever did? 7 inches or 5 minutes
6. Do you find pooping relaxing? no or somtimes
7. Do you make grunting noises? Do you yell in pain when it hurts? part 1
somtimes part 2 no
8. How often do you get constipated? maybe twice a year
9. What was the longest you was constipated? 2 hours
10. After being constipated or just having a difficult poop,and it
finally come out,Do you yell in relief? no
11. Do you get stomac aches often when you do not have to BM?If so, are
they severe and how long do they last? part 1 sometimes part 2 1/2 hour
12. Are you gassy when you poop? yes and sometimes not
13. Do you look forw, ard to taking a dump? yes
14. What are the signs you have to go (besides stomach ache)? sometimes
gassy
15. Do you ever lie down after taking a looong dump because you feel weak
or tired? no
16. Do you ever have to catch a breath after pooping? no or sometimes
17. Do you like taking as long as necessary on the bowl,or do you get it
done as fast as possible? part 1 yes part 2 no
18. When you are constipated or having a tough time getting it out,what
do you think is the best way to relieve yourself w/o taking a laxitive?
pushing on my stomach
19. Has a BM ever hurt so much you ever started to cry? almost
20. How often do you have diahrea? maybe 3 or more times a year
21. When you onthe bowl taking a dump,what is the most comfortable
position(i.e. lean back,head between your knees,streight up with hands on
side of bowl etc.) lean back or hands between my legs
22. Do you ever push on you stomach to get the poop out? somtimes
23. Do you ever massage your stomach or stomach ache or to help your self
poop? sometimes
24. How do you feel someone poop with you,like to keep you company? no
very well
25. How do you feel about someone talking you through constipation, a
rough poop,diahrea etc? no
26. After a long, hard poop, diahrea, constipation, even when you have
the stomach/flu bug, would you enjoy a stomach massage? no
27. Do you stomache aches continued after you have pooped? sometimes
28. How often do you get off the bowl,and then realize as you walked away
from the bathroom that you were not done? Has this ever happened to you
more than twice in a row(for the same dump)? part 1 yes part 2 sometimes
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Chocolate Delights
I have just finished reading Ricks post about his fascination of
listening to woman going to the toilet. As I stated in my earlier posts,
I also share this obsession. I am 49 and I have done this as long as I
can remember.
To try and answer his question as to why we are like this, I read
somewhere that it is due to over zealous toilet training at an early age.
Somehow we associate bowel movements with our mother. Then later on in
life presumably this obsession spreads to include other women. Perhaps
someone can provide more information on this. I am not sure why it should
be so exciting, but I know it drives me crazy.
Like Rick I am also selective. I find that listening to my wife does
nothing for me, however the thought of other woman, particularly more
mature ones, pushes me over the edge.
Like Rick, I keep this obsession a secret, since there is no way of
telling how people would react. To my knowledge, only one person has ever
become aware of this secret. That was over twenty-five years ago, when
whilst at university, I lived in with a young family. One night my
landlady, Josie, invited her sister in law round for a drink and the
three of us were in the living room sharing a bottle of wine. After a few
drinks we were discussing peoples fetishes and I mentioned that some
people must be really strange. She then said Oh I know somebody who
likes to listen to women going to the toilet. Obviously I was extremely
embarrassed and she clearly realised this. She then went on to say Oh
its OK, I dont mind people listening, just providing they dont watch
me. Somehow I survived and we never mentioned the subject again.
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Adrian
Trisha. Constipation can be unpleasant, particularly you’ve not been able
to go, or do anything much, for several days. Fresh fruit and vegetables
are the best things for maintaining and restoring ‘regularity’ where it
has been lost. My guess is that by the time you read this the problem
will have resolved itself naturally and you’ll be feeling much better.
Annie, Sarah & Meghan. I liked your story about weeing with the
travelmates. Keep them coming!
Tim, whilst I share to some extent your frustration about people not
being allowed to share e-mail addresses or identifying personal
information on this site, the rules preventing it exist for good reasons
and they deserve to be respected. Most of those who post here regularly
are, I’m sure, kind, decent honourable people with good standards and
intentions. However, the forum is an open one and it’s necessary that
everyone is protected from those who might pass by but whose intentions
are perhaps not so honourable. I hope this explains the situation
somewhat – at least from one poster’s point of view.
Best wishes to all,
Adrian
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Louise
JEFF A – Hi guy! I have passed my latest test and I am now 4th kyu. Steve
is very pleased and I am too. I was a bit nervy in the afternoon and I
had some diarrhoea. I hope you are reading this Jeff because I will be
disappointed if you don’t. You like girls with diarrhoea so I am writing
this little story for you. I will tell it like it is happening now. All
right?
I am looking forward to doing the test but I have not really eaten a lot
all day. I am just relaxing and waiting for when I will go, but sitting
reading a paper I get a feeling I am going to have diarrhoea. Yeah, it
feels a bit strong and I know I should go right away. I am going up
stairs into the bathroom and I am taking my shoes off and then unbutton
my jeans. Oh I am hurrying to get them down. I have got them off and I
just threw them out of the room. I am hooking my thumbs down the side of
my black thong and I am pulling it down really quick and kicking it off.
You caught that well didn’t you? Well I am hovering over the toilet. You
can get down and look up at my bum from the side if you like but do not
get too close because I do not know how much splashing it will make. Well
there you are and I have turned a bit so you can see my bumhole better.
All right I am pushing a bit now and I have a soft mushy lump coming out
of my bum. Look at it stretching longer like tha! t as it is coming out.
Do you like that Jeff? Well look at what is coming out now there is a
little bit of solid stuff in it but it is a a lot of stinky brown liquid
shit. Can you hear it plopping and splashing? I am splashing the inside
of the bowl with lots of brown goo. It is trickling out of me. Oh I think
I have another little turd wanting to come out so I am pushing a little
bit. Oh yeah I have just fired a little lump into all the brown in the
toilet. Oh there is a bit of a stink. Hey can you get me some paper, lots
of it please? Thank you very much! Ugh oh that feels wet when I wiped my
bum. Look at all that stinky stuff on the paper. Ugh! Well I have thrown
that away. I can feel a wee coming I am still hovering so I let it go and
SSSSSSSSS… I am doing a nice gusher now! Can you see? Do you like it? I
am using my right hand to aim my stream and I am trying to wash all the
brown off the inside of the toilet. LOL I am better at doing that than
when the toilet flushes! because I can use some pressure. LOL I am really
washing the bowl, Jeff! Can you see? giggle Oh that is it. I have stopped
now. 3 more squares of paper please. Thank you and now I am wiping my
pussy. That’s it. More paper please, lots! Thank you. I am wiping my ass
again and it is still shitty. I have had to wipe with a lot of paper
there, look at it. I am flsuhing it all away and I bet I will have to
flush again after. Well my bum does not feel very clean really. I think
what I will do is just put a skirt on that I was going to wash and not
put my knickers on until later so I do not ruin them with a shitty bum.
It is just in case I do more diarrhoea you know. I will have a shower
before I go to do my test and you can stay and watch that if you like.
Love Louise xx
INA – Hi girl! I am happy your mammogram turned out all right. That is
some good news. You know I think I would like it over where you are if
you see guys pissing all the time. I would not really mind them seeing me
in return you know. It is 3 weeks now to the wedding so I hope we get
some nice weather so I can share some more nice wees with my sister.
Steve’s best friend was very nice about finding me just after the last
wee. LOL The next time we saw him he told me he did not recognise me any
more with my clothes on.
Oh yeah I will share all the fun on here for you!
Love Louise xx
SARAH, MEGHAN AND ANNIE – Hi! I liked your story about the travelmates
and the shorts. LOL I have not had a go with my travelmate for a few days
so I will have to do it this weekend. Oh Meghan how can you say you could
not find your female bits? LOL No I know it is a lot easier to wee with
the travelmate when you do not have any pants on. I had trouble like that
when I first got started but I have got better now.
And Robby is not old. He is just distinguished!
Love Louise xx
PV – Hi girl! I bet Steve is a bit scared of going to see our next
netball match! No, I think the other girls did like him being there when
they pissed at the urinal. It was just really outrageous. giggle I bet
you would have liked to be there with us.
I told you in my last letter I would tell you about my last glamour
shoot. Well it was outdoors when the weather was warm. I knew I should
have had a wee before we set off but I knew I would not feel right until
I had done it. So I had my make up checked and I just told my
photographer that I was just going for a wee. I do not think she minded
it too much and all I did was go near a tree. I did not want to go behind
it because I thought I would get my feet dirty and I did not want to put
my shoes on. All I had on was my knickers and I pulled them down and then
squatted. I was not really a long way away from the crew but I was sort
of side on to them. I bet they could see my wee stream gushing out of me
but not my pussy as I was doing it. giggle I was given a towel to wipe
with. I hope my photographer did not think I was hard work. giggle
Love,
Louise.
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Robby, Annie, Sarah S and Meghan
Hi Fellow Toidyteers!
We are off to the lake where we have a cabin to spend the Memorial Day
holidays. Britain has a bank holiday on Monday I think.
Welcome ALL new posters. Stay with us! Lots of Lovexxx, hugs and a great
holiday to KENDAL, LAWNDOGS KID, ELLEN, ELEANOR, STEVE, LOUISE, DAMSEL,
PV, INA, RIZZO, TIM AND SARAH, TODD AND DIANA, LINDAGS, DAVID, JANE AND
GARY, CARMALITA AND FAMILY, EPHERMAL, SAMANTHA, JEFF A, DIVA, KIMMIE AND
SCOTT and of course ELLIE AND LITTLE LOU. Also the rest of you folks,
too! Here is the story!
***We were at the lake some years ago. Sari and Meg love to water ski. We
took the boat out and we pulled them and Sue around the lake for awhile.
We took a break and went into a small inlet. I was fixing the sandwiches
when Meg whispered something to her mum. Sue pointed to the water. With a
red face Meg looked around, pulled off her swim bottoms and squatted over
the edge of the boat. I saw Sari was squirming a bit. She pulled hers off
and squatted. They started weeing a stream over the side. Their mum told
them where to aim. Finally “mum” said; Oh really”!!! She pulled off hers
and squatted beside them. It was a triple hitter. My eyes were’nt on
them. Mine were focused on a boat about 50 yard away. I kept my head
down. Four girls were hanging their bums off the side. One of them was
pooping. I think that their guys were watching my girls and vice versa.
When Sue got finished she smirked and said;”Well, I guess you loved the
other show, didn’t you.” I had to admit I di! d. Have a wonderful holiday
and remember those who have passed on especially the posters on this
forum.
CHEERS!
ROBBY, ANNIE, SARAH S, and MEGHAN
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Plunging Plop Guy
Hi, Everyone,
Just had a really good shit on my toilet, doing medium size firm turds
needing some effort and feeling great after.
Yesterday I had a good long shit in the public toilet. All the turds were
floating briefly as they dropped in the pan, so they were quiet and it
took me ages to get my arse clean after. For several hours I felt a bit
uncomfortable and itchy, but today as it was more constipated, I ended up
feeling perfect!
Sometimes when I flush my toilet at home, the water level in the pan is
lower, perhaps due to having shifted more turds and TP than usual, and it
affects the water as it flushes away.
Today it was about 2 inches lower than normal, and so when I sat on for
my shit I had an extra 2 inches height to drop through, and of course,
the water itself was 2 inches shallower.
I must have had the best splashes I’ve had for a long time, up my arse,
and my buttocks were wet all over, so TONY, when I get that raised seat
facility you recommended, I should be enjoying more of the same!
TRISHA, Great news to hear you finally got rid of all that that was
bunging you up, and to know you had support from a friend while you did
it. I can imagine it taking 2 hours, some time ago I was having marathon
constipation sessions on the toilet, and I can imagine you feeling worn
out after yours. What a sense of relief it is though!
Great to know you can enjoy eating again without worrying about it not
being able to get out after it’s digested.
Do you know what caused it, and are you being careful to avoid it
happening again? Has it happened before? Make sure you make a note of all
the possible causes, and monitor your diet and liquid intake.
SAMANTHA, Yes, sometimes I too drop an enormous one that I hardly feel,
and other times, small or medium turds take a lot of effort.
I don’t think size has much bearing on the sensations of shitting; it all
depends on the consistency. A very large and very hard turd will
obviously hurt, but a very large and soft one can drop out almost
unnoticed on occasions!
INA, Thanks for advice as to searching for images using a search engine.
It can take hours to work through search engines and keep stopping to
check out sites that look promising, and get side-tracked.
I’ve recently checked out some sites that are extremely scatalogical, and
I can almost smell what I’m looking at and it’s certainly not for me! I
have sometimes found some very interesting images of people on toilets,
but unfortunately, several really good images I found some time ago,
before I understood how to download from the net!
I think the sites have been modified or closed now, but one good picture
I saw was of a young guy sitting on a completely open air toilet in the
Australian Outback. This was a site to do with travelling in Australia,
not specifically toilet-related.
JACOB G. Good to hear from you again, and enjoyed reading about your
latest experience of hearing a good grunting session. You certainly had a
good view of the guy! Those reflective tiles seem to be purpose-built for
good observation!
DONNIE M. I’ve not heard of sportsmen getting injuries like you
described, but sometimes I hear of a footballer getting a groin strain or
injury, so perhaps that’s what has happened.
Yes, briefs must be a much better way of absorbing dribbles after a wee.
(Also known as a leak, or a slash in Britain!) and the support for the
dangly bits.
I’ve just had a look at mine, and both testicles are hanging at the same
level! I have noticed when lying in the bath that they sometimes move of
their own accord, so I suppose the way they hang will vary too.
A lot of people have responded to the quiz, so here are my answers;
1/ Yes, I enjoy having a shit when I’m well and have a good toilet to use.
2/ Favourite position is sitting upright, with elbows or wrists on my
thighs. I lean slightly forward on the toilet, and like to have my legs
quite close together.
3/Very rarely do I get stomach ache.
4/ I usually go once every day, sometimes twice.
5/ The longest turds I’ve ever done were about a foot in length.
6/I usually find it relaxing as I try to avoid shitting until I’ve got
time to spare.
7/ I do grunt and sigh and breathe deeply quite often when I’m working on
my turds.
8/ I’m often needing to put quite a bit of effort into it, but only
rarely constipated in the sense of forced straining.
Very rarely has it been painful, or been unproductive.
9/ About 6 months ago, I was unable to go, and when I did, could only do
very small amounts. This lasted about a week, but at least I was getting
rid of SOME most days.
10/I’ve never yelled with relief after a difficult shit, but have wanted
to share my satisfaction with others when it finally came out!
11/ I can’t remember stomachache WITHOUT needing a shit.
12/ I usually fart a lot just before shitting.
13/ I look forward to going to the toilet almost every day!
It’s usually a very satisfying and pleasurable activity, and I especially
look forward to using a good toilet with other guys around.
14/ Two signs indicating I need to shit are either a full dull ache and
pressure in the bowel, or a heavy slightly prickly hot sensation lower
down, almost waiting to come out.
15/I can’t remember lying down after or needing to.
16/Sometimes I try very hard so am holding my breath as I push down.
17/I take usually about 10 minutes, but can often regulate it so I can
take longer if I want to be heard!
18/When it’s really difficult to do, I keep tensing and relaxing my
sphincter so it gradually gets stimulated enough to start moving.
If I kept up the pressure on a relunctant turd, it would be quite painful
to force it out too quickly.
19/ It’s never been too painful to make me cry, but I have had some very
painful ones in the past! That’s when I had ‘roids.
20/ Diarrhoea is so rare for me I can’t remember the last time!
21/ The most comfortable position for me is as per question 2, but I like
to make sure I’ve got as much as my thigh/buttocks actually hanging
through the toilet seat, otherwise I might feel pressure from the rim of
the seat. Just a slight adjustment after sitting there for a minute, then
I feel perfectly comfortable.
22/I never push on my stomach, but I did on a few occasions when I was
very constipated, but it didn’t seem to help.
23/I might have massaged briefly once.
24/ I wish I had the company of other guys every time I shit!
Especially if they’re doing the same, and we can hear each other’s
efforts and results!
25/ I’ve never been talked through a difficult shit, so I don’t know what
it would be like for me. I’d love it if someone’s really pleased for me
each time I drop a big one, and he knows how relieved I feel!
26/ I’ve never massaged my stomach afterwards.
27/ I’ve never had stomache ache after either.
28/ On those occasions I’ve needed to return to the toilet, it’s not been
less than half an hour. That’s not been because of diarrhoea, but because
my shit has been coming out in small instalments.
I think that’s enough for one day! Best wishes, everyone, P. Plop Guy
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voyeur
im totally into toilet voyeur pics – i saw a jap voyeur clip the other
day which had this completely normal and mightly woman shit out 65
—unbelievable 65 logs. all of them decently sized. another one had 35
for the women on this forum – how many do ull usually do? 10-15 max when
u do a heavy one??
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Moira
Tim, although you didnt ask me by name I wonder if you would be
interested in the answers from ???? Scottish lassie who does big jobbies?
1. Try to describe as best as you can the smell, shape, thickness, color,
and length of your turds. SMELL, DEPENDS ON WHAT I WAS EATING, EGGS MAKE
THE WORST PONG BUT OTHERWISE MY POOS ARE CHEESY, AT LEAST THAT’S HOW MY
HUSBAND GEORGE DESCRIBES THEM. SHAPE EITHER BIG CARROT OR NAVAL SHELL
SHAPES AND KNOBBLY OR IF EASY AND SMOOTH BIG CURVED SAUSAGES. THICKNESS
2.5 INCHES SOMETIMES IS I HAVE BEEN CONSTIPATED THE BLUNT START WILL BE 3
INCHES FAT THEN IT TAPERS DOWN, COLOUR USUALLY TOFFEE BROWN BUT DARKER IF
I HAVE BEEN EATING STEAK OR DARK MEAT. LENGTH BETWEEN 12 TO 16 INCHES ON
AVERAGE, IF CONSTIPATED A LOAD OF BIG FAT TENNIS BALLS AND GOOSE EGGS.
2. On a scale of 1-10 (1 being the least and 10 being the most), how bad
does the bathroom smell after you poop? 6 TO 8 ON THAT SCALE ONCE AFTER
EATING CURRIED EGGS IT WAS A 10 AND REALLY STUNK THE TOILET OUT, MADE
WORSE AS IT WAS A BIG LONG FAT BEACHER WITH ABOUT 5 INCHES STICKING UP
OUT OF THE WATER AND STINKING THE PLACE OUT!
3. Are your poops always thick or long? YES, BIG LONG FAT JOBBIES, OFTEN
PANBUSTERS AS THEY STICK IN THE PAN WHEN I TRY TO FLUSH THEM
4. On average, about how many times you fart a day? IF IM NEEDING MOTION
QUITE A LOT BEFORE I GO, OTHERWISE SAY 8 TIMES OR SO A DAY. AGAIN DEPENDS
WHAT I HAVE BEEN EATING, BAKED BEANS MAKE ME PLAY MY TUBA!
5. Have you ever pooped outside either on a road, in a forest, in your
backyard, behind your school, in a river/creek etc? YES, OFTEN WHEN I WAS
A KID AND TEENAGER, NOT SO OFTEN AS AN ADULT THOUGH I HAVE DONE A BIG POO
OUTSIDE WHEN CAMPING OR WALKING IN THE COUNTRYSIDE ETC. I HAVE ALSO DONE
A BIG MOTION IN THE SEA WHEN PADDLING. I WADED OUT TILL THE WATER WAS
JUST BELOW MY BREASTS, SLIPPED DOWN THE BOTTOM (BRIEFS) PART OF MY
COSTUME AND DID A BIG LONG FAT JOBBIE WHICH FLOATED UP TO THE SURFACE TO
THE GREAT AMUSEMENT OF GEORGE. ANOTHER BATHER SAW IT AND COMMENTED, “ID
SWIM AWAY FOLKS, THERE IS OBVIOUSLY A SEWAGE PIPE DISCHARGING NEAR HERE!”
The green stools babies pass are called Meconium and consist of dead
cells and other detritus in the bowel left over when the foetus is
developing. Doctors look for this being passed as a sign of normal
development in the baby.The stolls normally change to a light brown after
that. Adults too pass motions of colours other than brown, On my normal
diet mine are usually toffee brown but get darker if I eat some foods. I
have passed greenish though solid stools, big white putty coloured ones
when I had Jaundice as a teenager(those stunk to high heavens!), and big
black ones when I have taken Iron Tablets to combat anaemia, (I have
heavy periods). These jobbies were also very smelly owing to the
production of Iron Sulphide in my bowels as normal side effect in such
cases.
Rick, I suppose you are right, it is the forbidden fruit to an extent.
Many men get the chance to see other men defecate, at school, camp, some
work situations such as building site work etc. My husband George has
enjoyed listening to and seeing women doing a motion (BM) since he was a
kid and so has our long term friend Tony. I have always enjoyed doing a
motion anyway and was quite used to letting my young brother come in and
watch when I did one. Apart from the normal attraction of the female
especially if unclothed or partly so to the male, I think that females
doing bigger turds than males all things being equal may have an bearing
on this as well. Anyway, reading The Toilet for the last 5 years or so I
estimate that the number of men who enjoy women defecating must be
enormous!
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Smith
To Trisha,
You’re friend actually stayed with you while you pooped?
Did they see the results of your bowel movement?
How did you get so constipated?
Are you short, tall, skinny, ????? How old are you?
If you pooped into a small bucket, would the bucket be really heavy?
Was the toilet water filled completely with your turds?
Do you eat a lot of ????? A lot of meat? A mixed diet?
After you expelled all of the hard logs, did the bathroom really smell
afterwards?
Was the poops a dark brown or light in color?
Was this the first time you was constipated for more than 5 days?
Before you pooped out the 9 days worth of poop, could you feel the hard
turds in your butt? Did your stomach have a bulge because of the food
inside ya?
was it hard to pass gas within these 9 days? Did you pass gas more?
Was you embarrassed when you were pushing out the huge turds?
How long and thick were they?
Thanks Trisha
(you don’t have to answer all the questions. But I would appreciate it if
you do)
P.S. Do you have a webcam or a digital camera Trisha?
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Saturday, May 25, 2002
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Curious
Does anyone hold their butt cheeks apart with their hands when they poop?
I’ve occasionally seen people doing that, and I just wonder why. Is it
supposed to help the poop to come out easier, or is it supposed to make
it less messy?
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TheFreshmaker
Cheri & Nealy – Awesome posts!!! Keep up the good writing. I LOVE
diarrhea stories. Especially ones involving accidents. I’d love to hear
more out of the both of you. Cheri, see if you can get your sister to
post some of hers like you said. I’d love to hear them.
I’ve posted b4, but I can never decide on a name. I think I’ll stick with
this one, though.
This isn’t too interesting of a story, but I’m sure that there’s a few
people who can at least relate.
First off, I’m 17 (just this april, so it still takes me a minute to
remember that I’m not 16!) I’m male and about 5’ 8″. 175 lbs, well
hidden. Medium build. I work out, but just to keep the fat off, I’m not
well cut or anything. I’m latin with a healthy (but still light) tan, and
I’ve been told that I’m cute by a few girls. I have a strong face
(whatever that means)with dark, almost black eyes and black, curly hair
and a goatee. I used to joke that I must be the only 15 year old that got
a 5 o’clock shadow AT 5 o’clock. I look much older and have been mistaken
for up to 25! Mostly because of the way I talk. I try to conduct myself
in a manner where people won’t feel put down by my intellect, but nor
will they look down on me like a kid.
Anyway, this happened yesterday.
I was watching TV in my mom’s room and smoking a newport (I’ve just about
quit. I’m down to about 2 cigarettes per day), and something happened
that happens quite frequently when i smoke. I got the urge to poop. For
some reason, every time i inhale, I feel like I have to poop worse. This
usually happens only for my first cigarette for the day. I think it has
something to do with the fact that when you smoke, you cut off oxygen to
your muscles to some extent, and for me, I guess my sphincter muscles
give out first. I put out the cigarette and walked over to the bathroom.
Just as I opened the door, I was siezed with a cramp. Unlike what usually
happens with a cramp, this cramp caused the turd (which a second ago felt
ugrent enough to come out into my drawers) to recede back into my colon.
I still had to poop, but it wasn’t so pressing any more.
Well, better safe than sorry i said, and slid my shorts and boxer-briefs
down to my ankles. (I left the door open, as my mom had left for work a
couple of minutes ago and I didn’t have to leave for school for about
another hour) I sat and pushed gently. Almost immediately, a long, fairly
solid turd slid into the toilet and plopped into the water. “Ahhh…” I
said, letting a goofy smile come over my face. I pushed again and a
series of little soft pieces slid out. About 5 in all, each about 2
inches long. I noticed i had started to sweat a little bit because
despite the fact that it was 70+ degrees out, the furnace in my apartment
building was giving heat. Ugh. I hate sweating. So i decided to get up
and open my bathroom window. As i got up and walked to the window
(holding my buttcheeks open with one hand, just in case) I must have
disloged a poop tail that had been there all along. I opened the window
and walked back to the toilet and sat down to finish my poop. It came!
out with little struggling, thanx to the many tips i picked up at THIS
forum ;-D (leaning foward, rocking a bit, ect.). It was about ten more
small, soft pieces and one more 5 inch log. It didn’t stink that much. I
flushed and wiped about 4 times and left for school. When i got home, my
mother still hadn’t come from work, so i made myself comfortable. I then
went for a piss. Thats when i finally saw it. My poop tail. I didn’t have
a clue, but all day, a piece of poop belonging to me had been laying
there on my bathroom floor. I thought of what might have happened if my
mother had come home before i did. She would have probably blamed it on
the dog, but we all know that dog poop and human poop smell VERY
different. She would have scolded my little brother and he would have
denied it. So she would have known it was me! Ugh! How embarassing. I
blush just thinking about it. How would i have explained a piece of my
poop on the floor?!? Well I picked it up, flushed it and made s! ure no
stain remained on the blue tile floor. From now on, if I have to get up
in mid-poop, I will “inspect for tails” first.
Anyway, I was wondering if anyone else got that weird laxitive effect
from cigarettes? If so, which brand is the worse? Which brand is the
mildest?
I have a couple more poop stories, and they are more interesting than
this one. I just decided to tell this one because it was my most recent
and i needed a story to accompany my comments to Nealy and Cheri (keep up
the good work!). I also have a few pee stories. I mean, who goes to high
school and doesn’t have a bunch of bathroom stories? If not you, then,
ask your friends!
I don’t have many accident stories, though… I have good self control.
But there have been a few times that i had accidents on purpose when i
was younger. Just because it felt good and i was tired of holding. And i
have a few desperation stories. So, take your pick and let me know which
ones you want to hear the most!
Oh! Does anybody know what page Lupe’s diarrhea story is on in the
archives? I’ve been looking to read it again. I recommend it to anybody
who likes diarreah stories.
Luv ya all!
Goodnight!
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Atlanta Lady
I am what many call petite. Im 5ft 2 in tall. Short, cropped hair. I
am half Puerto Rican/half black. Guys say my body is shaped like a
guitar. I look like a young lady who wouldnt make big, nasty stinks in
the bathroom. Reality check, PRETTY GIRLS DO TAKE DUMPS. I know a lot of
females in college who make big stinks on the toilet. I know guys that
like to watch females go to the bathroom; theyre very quiet about this
fixation. The females who do it for them dont want anyone to know about
it.
I dont ever recall being on the road and pooping or peeing myself.
HERE ARE MY ANSWERS FOR TIM:
1. Try to describe as best as you can the smell, shape, thickness, color,
and length of your turds.
A. My stools are almost always long and firm. The color ranges from
orange to dark brown. The shapes and sizes vary depending on what I eat.
They are mostly sausage-like and very smelly.
2. On a scale of 1-10 (1 being the least and 10 being the most), how bad
does the bathroom smell after you poop?
A. I would have to say 8. I tend to hold it a lot.
3. Are your poops always thick or long?
A. Most of the time, yes. Down here in Georgia we have whats called SOUL
FOOD. I dont care what race or color you are, SOUL FOOD will give you
nice, firm floaters.
4. On average, about how many times you fart a day?
A. I dont count my farts.
5. Have you ever pooped outside either on a road, in a forest, in your
backyard, behind your school, in a river/creek etc?
A. Nothing comes to mind right now, but if I remember Ill post it.
TO PUNK ROCK GIRL: We need more ladies on this message board posting
honestly and sincerely about our bathroom habits. You are awesome.
I have a funny story about an aunt of mine. We were at family barbecue
one summer. She was wearing some kind of African dress. She was sitting
in the tent talking with my mother and farted loudly; we all laughed with
her, but whatever was inside of her ass wasnt an element of comedy.
Later my aunt was talking with my little cousins. My mom and me watched
her kneel down to hug one of the kids. A brown morsel dropped out of her
African dress and rolled next to her sandal sole. I know my mom saw it
too, but she just looked away. Then we were in the kitchen talking; my
aunt said she had to fix her hair. She left the kitchen and was gone for
20 minutes. My uncle came inside looking for her. I went upstairs and
knocked on the bathroom door. My aunt told me to come in. She was on the
toilet with her dress gathered at her waist. I tried not to look; she had
stretch marks on her ass. She told me that she was powerful
constipated. I heard her poop pebbles ploppi! ng in the water every time
she gave an effort. Told my mother that her sister needed to see her.
My mom got a chair from the kitchen and we went back upstairs to the
bathroom. My mom told my aunt to lean forward on the chair and bear down.
It was so funny to see her like that. My aunt dropped a huge cluster of
chocolate-smothered almonds in the bowl. My moms chair-method worked.
But I hope I never have to use it.
Rachel
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Trisha
Hey all… I used an enema, for the first time ever. I drank prune
juice(eww) And it WORKED!! I hoped it would come out as diahhrea, but it
didn’t. It was hard and really big, and there was a LOT of it!! And it
took a lot of pushing to get it out. It took me almost 2 hours and IT
HURT SOOO MUCH! I still don’t feel well, but I expected that. I also
tried some of the answers to the question thing that people answered. Of
course I laid down for a while when I was done, and I pushed on my
stomach a lot, and my friend (she stayed w/ me thru the whole thing)
rubbed my stomach a little too. Anyway, I still feel a little sick, this
whole thing took a lot out of me, so I’m gonna go watch TV w/ my
friends… THANK YOU ALL SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!
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big c
Amber i would love to hear about a day of your very gassy behind. O r any
female for that matter. I love when girls fart
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Amber
Here are my answers to Tim’s questions
1. Try to describe as best as you can the smell, shape, thickness, color,
and length of your turds. my dumps usually smell like rotten eges mixed
with a cabage smell. my logs are really thick about 3in wide but not
really that long id say about 6-9in long. the colors in the middle of a
light and dark brown.
2. On a scale of 1-10 (1 being the least and 10 being the most), how bad
does the bathroom smell after you poop? id say an 8
3. Are your poops always thick or long? yeah most of the time theyre
pretty thick but not so much long
4. On average, about how many times you fart a day? a lot,im very gassy
5. Have you ever pooped outside either on a road, in a forest, in your
backyard, behind your school, in a river/creek etc? yeah just a month ago
i was drving home from a friends house outta town and it was about 2am
and i had to poop so bad and there was 20minutes till the next rest stop
so i pulled over and started walking into the woods..not too far cause i
was scared so im sure people saw me. I pulled down my pants squatted and
started to pee then i had to poop so bad that before i was even done
peeing a log starting coming out. Then I pushed out 2 more good sized
logs and left. I didnt get to wipe cause I had nothing to wipe so I got
some skid marks.
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hi. i was reading past posts, and i came across a post talking about a
guy strapped into a chair for drunk ppl, and he crapped himself and
stuff. i was wondering if you guys think it is wrong to detain ppl in
mental hospitals and foreign prisons and places, and not let them go to
the bathroom. like some places out of the country are real unsanitary,
and if someone was chained up or something, they would be sick and not
even be able to clean themselves. on one hand,i feel that they did it to
themselves and are being punished, but on another hand, it seems that its
just right to let them out every once in awhile. do you think ppl’s
captors know they have to go and enjoy it, or do you think they just dont
think about it and forget? do you think it’s right or wrong?
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