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Jared
Hey all!

I’ve decided to post the story of Mallory’s quite impressive load she did
earlier this week. But first, some comments:

PRG: Wow! What a dump! That must have been nice to let go of. And quite a
sight to behold, had anyone been there!

BETHANY: I’m afraid I’m not familiar with your troubles, as this specific
situation has never happened to me. However, I can tell you that it
probably won’t be that big of a deal. Your friend will, in the worst-case
scenario, probably joke maybe once about it, and that’ll be that.
However, I doubt even this will happen, as he seemed quite good-natured
about it. The fact that he made no mention of it the rest of the day
speaks in favor of the situation, and so you have little to worry about.

SUDDEN URGE: That was quite a gem of a story! Might you happen to have
any others?

SCARLET: Glad to hear about your success in science! It’s wonderful to
see how this site helps us all!

MALITA: What a hot story! A certified jaw-dropper, I’d say! I give it
five flushes! (out of five) Wish I was there. I’m glad you think I seem
huggable. You seem huggable too. And quite the hottie as well! Lucky
Jake…

Now, for the story that you all probably scrolled down to anyway:

On Tuesday afternoon, Mallory and I were out of class for the rest of the
day, and we decided to go for a stroll (yes, instead of studying) and she
was holding her stomach a lot, so I asked what was wrong. She wouldn’t
tell me at first, saying it was “nothing, just some chili that didn’t
agree with her,” but I had an idea as to what it was, and I told her that
I had happened to hear her on one occasion, when she didn’t know I was
around, in the bathroom, grunting loudly to the point of whimpering,
getting up without flushing, and leaving the bathroom. I asked her if she
was constipated, and she nodded, pouting. I asked why she didn’t tell me,
and she said it was because she didn’t want me to see her grunting and
red-faced like some rabid beast.
“Would you like me to help now?” I asked.
Mallory sighed. Then she smiled and said, “It’d be a new bonding
experience.”
We went to a clear but sheltered place. Having planned to talk to Mallory
about the problem, I had brought some Vaseline and toilet tissue with me.
When we got to the place, I took down Mallory’s sweat pants, and she
pulled down her panties, exposing her wonderfully round butt. She
appeared a little hesitant, but then squatted down in front of me.
Mallory’s abdomen tightened; her impressive stomach muscles heaved, and
her red anal flower parted slightly, allowing the tip of a dark brown,
nearly black bowel movement to poke through. Mallory stopped to catch her
breath, which caused the log to slip back in. I took a breath, for there
was a line that I was about to cross.
“Mallory, we’ve been friends for a long time, right?” I asked hesitantly.
“That’s-urgh-right,” Mallory breathed.
“And I do have Vaseline here in my bag,” I said.
Mallory looked back and smiled, brushing some hair out of her face. “Are
you planning on putting that Vaseline somewhere?”
“Only if you need it,” I said cautiously.
“I think I might,” Mallory gasped slightly.
I gooped up a finger with Vaseline, and warned Mallory that I was going
in. Slowly, I lubricated the inside of her defecation canal, making sure
to ask if she wanted me to stop. The hard tip made me cringe.
“I think it’s working,” Mallory said. She arched her back like a cat, and
I rubbed her sides. Slowly and loudly with lots of crackling, her log
inched out of her well greased opening.
“Mmm, this is better,” Mallory purred, sighing and pushing more. This
thing was about three inches thick and made up of conglomerate pebbles
fused together. It was impossibly long, maybe a foot and a half, but it
got softer near the end, probably because the end hadn’t been in her as
long, and therefore had had less water absorbed from it. After this came
some mushy mess, spiffling (I like that verb) from her anus to ooze over
the curled log. Then, she farted loudly (and heinously, but who am I to
talk?) and let out some more mushy contents, and was done.
“Wanna take care of everything back there?” Mallory asked. I was happy to
oblige, giving her an extra something in the rosebud, while being
careful, as her anus was slightly swollen from the strain. Finishing up,
I threw away the used toilet tissue, and came back to Mallory, who was
pulling up her underwear. I took hold of her pants and pulled them up
over her cute flower-patterned red panties.
“Thank you so much, Jared,” Mallory said, pecking me on the cheek. I was
happy that I had been able to bring us closer together than we had been,
and we left the clearing, better friends than ever.

My, that was quite the long story! And it was nice to relive it.

Jared

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I used to not like to take a dump in public, but that’s changed. Often
when I crap in a new place, I’ll sit down, pee, and flush. After I’ve
relaxed and unloaded, I’ll wipe of course, but not drop the paper in
until after I’ve stood to admire my work. If it’s a big log, I’ll just
leave, throwing the paper in a trash can or another toilet, leaving
nothing else in the bowl, no pee, no paper. All that remains is my huge
turd for the next person to admire.

I call this “Leaving”.

Sometimes, if someone else has “left”, I’ll just drop another turd on
that one and leave it as well.

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Jenna
1. Have you ever taken a dump in somebody’s house where you took a long
time?

Yes, a few times I have just gone in and taken my time going.

2. Have you ever had to open the window, turn on the fan and or spray the
bathroom after you dumped in sombeody’s house, other than your own?

No; everybody poops and poop smells, it’s not that big of a deal to me.

3. Have you ever read a magazine or anything while taking a dump in
somebody’s house, other than your own?

Always do.

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Outdoor Jane
Piggy Poop: I really enjoyed your story. How old are you? Do you ever
pee/poo outdoor together with someone? How old were you when you get the
interesst of do your bussiness outdoor. I think you know the most thing
about me, so i wont write it down (again, have done it many times at this
forum for new readers) but if you wonder about something with me just ask
me and you get answer. By the way: Where is the stories you have written
before? (number of the site) Keep on writing!

to everyone else: I enjoy the most of your stories.

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superpooper
When i was a youngester in grade school i was always constipated, then we
had a trip to the swimming pool, well after an hour in the pool i had to
go, i went into take a poo, there were 3-stalls 2-occupied and one had a
paper sign that said clogged do not use, well i tore off that sign
through it in toilet and set down and left my dump onto it, it was a long
hard logs, already on top of someones elses logs that had clogged toilet.
While i was in there leaving my dump another young guy came up and said i
got to go hurry, well i wipped my butt and didn’t flush, this guy sits
down, about 20-minutes later i see this guy trying to flush all this down
toilet, he has plunger and water and turds are going every-where, i see
some of my hard logs floating on floor, what a experience.

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Bethany: I totally understand why you’d be embarrassed, because I would
be embarrassed as well. Although I don’t mind being seen on the toilet,
and actually kind of like when my boyfriend is in the bathroom with me
while I take a shit, I don’t like him to actually see my shit. I don’t
know why, it’s just a thing for me. So, I think it’s okay for you to be
embarrassed. But not HUMILIATED. Try and see the humor in it. And always
remember–BOYS AND GIRLS SHIT THE SAME WAY. Everyone gets diarrhea,
everyone occasionally clogs up the toilet. As long as he doesn’t make a
big thing of it, neither should you. Relax about it. Look at it as a
funny moment!

Lewis’s Survey:
After I have a bowel movement, I
(5) use nothing on my bottom but dry toilet paper…usually. I will
occasionally use a wet wipe if it’s really stingy diarrhea that irritates
my ass. I wipe as much as I need to.

Bill’s Survey:
1. What do you generally eat? Tons of fruits and v?????? Fast foods? Ribs
and steaks etc? Sandwiches? All of the above…though fast foods and
steaks only occasionally.

2. How many times do you usually fart in a day? Sometimes not at all,
sometimes several times. One average, I guess once or twice.

3. How big is your average bowel movement? Two inches around, ten-twelve
inches long.

4. If you poop in a public toilet, do you leave it unflushed? Would you
leave it unflushed if it’s the biggest poo you ever done? Absolutely not.
It’s a sickening thing to do.

5. If a lady left a large turd for everyone to see in a public toilet,
would you be disgusted or amazed? Disgusted. Not by the sight of it so
much, but by the sheer lack of consideration for the next person in line.
I don’t care if you’re thrilled at the size of a dump, flush it down!

6. How many times in a week do you use public restrooms? Out of all those
times you use public restrooms, how many times do you find unflushed poo?
I’ve found unflushed poo a few times, more often when I was in college. I
use public restrooms all the time, at least two or three times a week.

7. What’s the largest poo you’ve seen done by a little girl? (Under the
age of 12) I’ve never seen a little girl’s poo per say, but once a little
girl was in the stall next to me and dropped a load that sounded like it
came out of King Kong.

8. Do you use laxatives when you’re constipated? If so, what kind? Never.
At least not anymore. Usually when I’m constipated, I just deal with it
and push. I’ll increase my fiber intake if it gets really bad. If it gets
to the point where I cannot shit, I’ll give myself an enema. Anything but
laxatives.

9. How often are you constipated? At least half of my BM’s are on the
hard and stubborn side.

10. Does your average bowel movement takes less than 3 minutes from start
to finish? Nope. More like ten to fifteen minutes. Why bother rushing?

IMPORTANT QUESTION BELOW

I attend college right now and I’m currently taking a 3 hour math class.
During this time, a lot of girls leave the room for 3 or 4 minutes. Is it
possible that they’re taking a quick poop? They don’t bring anything out
the room with them and they don’t bring anything back with them, so they
must be going to the bathroom? … First of all, what difference does it
make? In class you should be paying attention young man! Not wondering
whether the girl who just left went to take a dump. But yes, I suppose
it’s possible. I have girlfriends who would go to the most ludicrous
extremes to hide the fact that they were taking a shit, or even holding
it until they were totally alone. I suppose I could take a shit in three
minutes if I had to, but why bother. When you gotta go, you gotta go.
It’s bad for your rectum and anus to rush it.

Peace!

PRG

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Joseph
Enemaguy:

Thanks for the post would like to hear from you and we can discuss
enemas. I see that we are on the same wavelength like you say. I take
enemas frequently and as I explained on the other posts I have had severe
bouts with constipation since I am a kid. The enema is the only remedy
for me. I prefer enemas over laxatives any time. Laxatives can upset the
stomach more so and sometimes does not work in having a bowel movement.
By the way how old are you? Hope to chat soon. There is also a Enema and
Suppository board that you can post your views, it’s fun and very
informatiive..Well its time for my soap suds enema and will post here
soon.

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Hermione
Bill
In answer to your questions:-

Q.What do you generally eat? Tons of fruits and v?????? Fast foods? Ribs
and steaks etc? Sandwiches?
A. Mixture of most – but not too much fruit

Q.How many times do you usually fart in a day?
A.6-10 times

Q.How big is your average bowel movement?
A. 2 inches thick or more and up to 12 -16″ long if I go my usual every
four days.

Q.If you poop in a public toilet, do you leave it unflushed? Would you
leave it unflushed if it’s the biggest poo you ever done?
A.Yes – if its a big one – for others to admire !

Q. If a lady left a large turd for everyone to see in a public toilet,
would you be disgusted or amazed?
A. Interested – certainly not disgusted.

Q.How many times in a week do you use public restrooms? Out of all those
times you use public restrooms, how many times do you find unflushed poo?
A. All at the office. Occasional unflushed poo of large diameter.

Q. What’s the largest poo you’ve seen done by a little girl? (Under the
age of 12)
A. Cannot recall when I last saw any.

Q. Do you use laxatives when you’re constipated? If so, what kind?
A. No

Q. How often are you constipated?
A. I regard myself as constipated if I have not been for more than about
5 days. About once a month at period time I do not go for a week or so.

Q. Does your average bowel movement takes less than 3 minutes from start
to finish?
A. No longer – sometimes up to 5 minutes or more to pass – particularly
if large in diameter and hard.

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the “HOLD IT” man
Piggy Poop:

I sure would hate to be the next person to have to use that phone booth.
Espcaialy at night time. That happened to me when I was about 10 years
old. We still had phone booths back in those days, and I had to call my
mom because I was on detention at school and I missed the last bus home.

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Adrian
Bethany, I think I’ve read your post correctly and my reading of the
situation is that I honestly don’t believe you’ve anything much to worry
about. Natural functions shouldn’t be an issue between good friends who
accept and respect each other as they are.

Katrina. I hesitate to venture any suggestion that Louise can outhold or
outwee Steve for fear of causing matrimonial strife. However if you look
at back at her previous postings you’ll see that she’s had several very
impressive outputs – far greater than anything I could manage!

This morning I went for a good poo after breakfast but it was
unfortunately one of those messy jobs which hit the back of the pan and
required plenty of hot water as well as bleach to clear up. Life’s not
very kind to us sometimes!

Best wishes to everyone

Adrian

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the “HOLD IT” man
Piggy Poop:

Anyway it was the dead of winter, and very dark. To make things worse,
the lighting in the phone booth was not working so I had to bumble around
in the dark. I was going through a smoking stage back then so I used my
lighter to see the dial, but I could not see what I was stepping in, and
because of the cold weather I could not smell it, either. It wasn’t until
I was in the heated car that we started to smell it. Neither my mom or I
could figure out where I stepped in crap, but I suspected that it may
have been the phone booth, so the next morning, when I got off the bus, I
went and checked the phone booth, and there was a HUMONGUS pile of shit
and right in the center of it was a shoe print. Most of that phone booth
floor was covered in huge turds, which leads me to believe that there was
more then one person crapping in that phone booth.

I guess in an emergency there isn’t much you can do, but if it was me, I
would have tried to duck in an ally or something, or behind a building. I
d on’t know what your circumstances were, but I hope I never have to use
that phone at night.

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Pete (US)
Bowel Habits of Infamous Dictators
I recently watched a PBS TV documentary about some 20th century Infamous
Dictators and their personal lives/habits. I learned that:

Adolph Hitler drank chamomile tea and also used it as an enema. He
suffered from stomach cramps and had trouble with gas, but took anti-gas
pills at each meal. They helped with his flatulence, but not completely.

Mao Tse Tung was frequently constipated and his bodyguard administered
enemas every two or three days. A normal bowel movement was a cause for
celebration among his staff.

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the “HOLD IT” man
Katrnka:

I hope you don’t mind if I join you this Halloween in the bladder hold
contest. I know I won’t make anywheres near 48 hours, but I am going to
try for 12. My cousen, and several other ppl are going to join me. I told
them about you and this web site so we decided to have our contest on
Halloween. I am going to take a coupld of vacation days. To make things
interesting, each one of us is going to put 20 bucks in the (pardon the
pun) pot and the winner gets all the money.

I am guessing that Katie is going to win this contest, because 12 hours
is not a major peoblem for her. She’s a Registered Nurse, and often works
a 12 hour shift with out even a chance to take a piss. She will probably
out last all of us, but her two friends who are going to be there, one is
another nurse, and the other is a teacher. The other guy who is in this
contest is an airlines pilot so he just might give her a run for her
money.

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Ron
As for the question about which actress you’d like to see on the potty,
for that matter which you’d like to see pooping, here’s my list of ones
whom I think belong an any top poopers list:
Daryl Hannah
Shannon Elizabeth
Tara Reid
Melissa Joan Hart
Denise Richards

And somebody asked what movie star poop smells like. Well I certainly
hope it smells just like anybody else’s poop! Would anyone of you out
there want it to be a different category of poop smell? I hope not.

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Sir Richard Pumpaloaf
To Bethany: Your friend is probably a poop fan like the rest of us here,
who was more than likely intrigued by the idea of seeing a pretty girl’s
unflushed turds in the toilet. This would likely explain why he was in
such a hurry to come in and help you when he heard the toilet flushing.
Betcha if you casually brought up the topic of poop to him in a
conversation, he’d be into it. Don’t be so humiliated. Everybody poops,
after all.

To Uncle Allen: I don’t think there’s any easy solution to
schoolchildren’s pooping fears. As long as kids are as cruel as they are,
and think that it is acceptable behaviour to pick on other kids for
things like seeing/hearing/smelling them pooping in the lavatory, I doubt
anything will change on that score unless all the schools installed
private bathrooms.

Happy Crapping,
Sir Richard Pumpaloaf

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irishguy
hey! I haven’t posted in a few days, but I have been following the posts
you have submitted. Its great that there always seem to be new people
posting as well as the familiar ones…

thomas: thanks for your responses! You said something similiar happened
to you at the gym, what happenned? I just read your post today about the
guy in the bathroom, I am gay and believe me we are not all like that,
which i understand you know from your post, the guy was out of line and
it is inappropriate behavior, even as a gay guy, if I am in that
situation and someone is creeping me out i would get mad to, it has
nothing to do with gay or straight or being homophobic, its about
respecting boundaries.

wetguy: you have great wet stories, and you sound like you are getting
more daring! I like your story from the football game where you publicly
pissed yourself! Love to here more. I have done a few outdoor wetting
accidents but usually only if no one can tell, like if its dark or
raining or I am wearing dark pants. I dont think I could be daring enough
to stand in a public place and wet myself so that everyone could see. but
accidents happen!

scarlett: are you male or female? strange question, I hope it doesn;t
bother you that i asked? Love to hear some of your wetting or pooping
stories…

Ckf: hey! Your back… cool story… I like the part when you first start
to fill your shorts and you can feel it starting to descend into your
underwear. did you change right away? walk around in them or sit down?
tell us more when you shit yourself again! do you ever wet yourself?

darius: where are you? miss your posts….

today I wet myself while walking home from work. It was cool because I
was wearing black pants and it was dark out. I walk home through a quiet
area where no one is usually around. I had to piss when i left work but
decided that i would just wet myself while walking home since i knew that
the chances were on my side that noone would see. It feels so good when
the first spurt shoots into your shorts and you can feel your balls
getting wet. It felt really hot as the piss ran down my leg. after I wet
myself i still had a block to go to get home so I decided to finish the
job and shit my pants. I did a nice firm load in my briefs which weighed
my pants down! I was lucky that I didn;t encounter anyone on my way
because from the back anyone could tell from the bulge that I had shit my
pants!!! It felt really good to do it outside with the risk of being
found out. I guess thats what some of the attraction is. Anyway i have to
piss so I will go now…….. never mind, I just did! it!!!!

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HI All
Katrina I think i was the British poster you refered to my name has
stopped appearing at the top of my posts i hope it does this time wow 2ft
long very very impressive
PRG YOU SAID IN YOUR REPLY TO SOME ONE YOU TAKE A LONG TIME HAVING A DUMP
CAN I PLEASE ASK HOW LONG AND WHATS YOUR LONGEST AND WHAT HAPPENED
NO EVENTS OF NOTE TODAY SO TAKE CARE ALL
LONDON CALLING

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Best wishes to everyone

Adrian

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Chaplan
Hello ladies, I have a question for you.

Right below where you post messages (under the big black box), there’s a
link to something called “Table of Colors, Weights, and Measures”.

Click that link and on the next page at the top, there’s a little box
with diffrent color rectangles and numbers inside the rectangles. Using
that box, can all the ladies tell me the number which corresponds to the
color of your poo?

Also, does the color of your poo change when you’re constipated or sick?

If you can’t find the link you can copy and paste this…

https://www.toiletstool.com/colorsweights/

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jr
Hi all. To start off a few survey questions.

1. How long do you take when you shit?

2. Do you grunt and groan or are you quiet?

3. How many guys have shit with there father or brother? stories?

4. How many guys have had to shit at there prom or on a date? stories?

5. how many have chest hair?

Bryian: thanks for response. I like your stories too.

Billy and Kevin: I like your stories. How about your brothers the oldest
might they tell us some of thier stories?

Carmalita: like to her about your husbands shits.

Kendall, andrew: are you still around would like to hear more stories.
I will tell more experiences next time. For now Happy toileting all.

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Jimm
Hi again, it’s Jimm the lurker. I’ve been reading posts, but haven’t had
much to post recently.
I’ve been having nice firm loads recently, and normally going right when
i wake up. I find this alot more relieving, since i don’t have it
building up inside me all day.
Also, i’ve wiped my ass a bit more than usual, mostly because i was too
lazy to shower and didn’t want to dirty my clothes. Normally, i wipe when
i’m in public or hanging out, but I think i’m going to quit wiping
altogether from now on. I read some of SusanSTL’s posts from way back
when she described how she had stopped wiping, and figured why not.

In response to PRG’s survey:
1. What’s the weirdest place you’ve ever a) peed, and b) taken a dump?
I’m not sure about the wierdest place i’ve peed, probably outsite, on the
side of an apartment building when i really had to go. As for taking a
dump, i’ve dropped a load in many various places. I’ve pooped in a torn
down abandoned construction, and i’ve pooped outdoors in a before. I
remember intentionally not wiping those times. Then there was the time i
had to shit in a box behind a kiosk, but i used wet-wipes that time.
2. Do you ever leave the door open…?
Only when no one is at home; I like privacy.
3. After having taken a crap, what’s the longest you’ve ever gone without
wiping your ass?
(this includes not washing my ass, since i normally do that)
There have certainly been alot of times, but probably the longest was two
days. I was ten at the time, and i didn’t wipe my ass at all, and didn’t
shower as much back then.
4. Who would you be most comfortable with seeing you taking a crap?
I’m not sure, since i’m not used to having company. I’d like to go with a
girl some time, but never had the opportunity.
5. Hypothetical situation. You’re at an outdoor event… have to shit…
dense crowd… right now.
a) shit your pants? b) on the ground?
Probably shit my pants, although i have good retention powers, so unless
it was dihorrea, i’d probably be able to hold it in.

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jim
has this happened to anybody, i wasin class yesterday and i had to pee so
i raised my hand and asked to go. she said ok, i got up and ran to the
bathroom. i made it no problems, i peed then i zipped back up and started
to leave when i felt my pee squirting out, i looked down and a round wet
spot formed on my jeans, i thought i was done going but more squirted
out. i didnt know what to do cause it was a big spot and everyone could
see it. i tried to dry it the best i could then i tried to pull my shirt
over it but it was not long enough. i walked back to class, i waited out
the door and was trying to figure out how i would go in so noone could
see. i opened the door and ran to my seat with my hands covering my spot.
the teacher said slow down and i got to my seat and sat down. class would
be over in ten minutes. the kid next to me was looking at my pants and he
saw the spot. he didnt tell anybody though. i said thanks for not telling
after the class was over, but i had to wal! k through the halls. i had
books lucky. and my next class was gym so i could change. when i was in
the changing room i pulled my pants off and i had a yellow wet spot on my
underwear. the same kid saw it too but no one else did. he said you only
had a little accidnet. i told him what happened and he said that never
happened to him. i hope nothing is wrong with me, this never happened
before. i have to go, by

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wetguy
To filup – I liked your story about the holding contest with your cousin.
How old are you now?

To John Q Public – I liked your story. Thanks for posting it, especially
since it involved wetting.

I just remembered a brief happening last year when i was a junior in H.S.
We had just finished gym class and took our showers. We were getting our
school clothes back on and i was dressing next to this kid named Charlie
who clearly had to pee bad. He was standing next to me naked with his
legs crossed, one hand on his dick and the other trying to get his boxers
on. Something to consider is that he was in the middle of a row and to
get to the bathroom he would have to climb over at least 2 half-dressed
kids, including me. So as he was struggling to get his boxers on he
started squirming real bad and scissoring his legs. He was obviously
trying to get dressed first before taking a piss. He finally got his
boxers on but the heavy squirming continued. He finally gave up and
struggled to get over me, wearing only his boxers, to the end of the row
to the bathroom. I could swear that as he tripped over some of my stuff a
small wet spot appeared on his boxers, a suspicion that w! as enhanced
when he quickly shoved his hand in his crotch. He came back a few minutes
later looking much relieved and he was able to finish dressing without
any more squirming. Although Charlie never said he had to piss and didnt
tell anyone that he was going to the bathroom, it was obvious that he had
to pee real bad and couldnt hold it anymore.

-wetguy

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Thomas
Mark,

Concerning the “Arby’s” experience:

When I was in high school, a bunch of the guys and I were at the mall
(looking at girls etc…) and were eating at the pizza place in the food
court. When we were done, a few of us had to do one or the other, so we
went to the bathroom. As fortune would have it, I had to get the one
stall with no locking door, but I had to go then so I did what I had to.
So one of the other guys yanked the door all the way open as a
sub-sophomoric prank and left it there. I could not reach it and if that
wasn’t bad enough, when the door to the bathroom opened, people in the
corridor could see into the bathroom. The worst part about this is there
was some really cute girl I was talking to earlier that passed by and she
probably saw me, or if she didn’t see me personally she could recognize
what I was wearing. Now that wasn’t cool!, but I now realize how old I am
getting when my buddies and I don’t do those cuckoo things anymore.

Thus, a message to you younger types out there: Enjoy whatever you do
now, because one day you will get older and have to get a job, pay bills,
raise kids, and the everyday things (as such) get so devoid of humor-
that is probably why my teammates think our “team turdings” prior to our
games are so cool (for lack of a better term). I guess it’s just the
“boys will be boys” sort of thing we don’t get to do much of since we all
have to do one or more of the aforementioned things!

Peace

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Happy Crapping,
Sir Richard Pumpaloaf

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pantyhose (tights) girl
TO CARA, KATRINA, LOUISE, ALTHEA, THONG GIRL, BETHANY, GILL, PUNK ROCK
GIRL

Hi , im a 22yr old attractive girl, i have noticed some posts about
tights (pantyhose in US), i know, beng a woman, that wearing pantyhose
can b a pain in the a** especially when u have to go quickly, i have had
numerous accidents in my tights when i havent had time to get them down,
Have any of the girls out there ever cut a hole in thier pantyhose and
gone with panties so they can poop or pee easily?? pls respond.has any of
the above gone in their pantyhose without panties before????////

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Katrina
That’s the piint, Fullup. Girls, as far as my experience has shown me,
have larger bladders, and stronger spincter muscles. Like I said before,
I held my pee for 48 hours once, while my boy friend at the time could
barely hold for 5 hours before having to run to the bathroom. My
girlfriends are the same way. I still can beat them, but I am 29 years
old. I’ve been into this sort of thing since I was 10, and on the
average, all the men and boys I have known can hold for 5 or 6 hours and
they are desperate to take a piss, while most of the girls I know don’t
even feel pressure until 8 hours, seldomly get desperate or fidgity, and
can last alot longer.

To illustrait my point further, way back when I was just 10. In fact it
was my 10th birthday, and as a birthday present, my parents decided to
take me, two of my friends and my 17-year-old cousen to the locan theme
park. It was a 2 and 1/2 hour drive each way, and we stayed there for
about 10 hours give or take. Ad that to the travel time, and our day was
about 15 hours long give or take. I did not have to pee (and remember I
was only 10) until we got home. I was very uncomfortable, but I was not
desperate or on the verge of an accident. My two girl friends managed to
hold out until 8 that evening, but one of them had to take a crap so they
went to the washroom. They managed to hold for about 9 hours, part of the
reason is the issue of public restrooms. Kyle, my 17-year-old cousen ran
to the washroom as soon as we got there, and was desperate. 3 hours later
he was running to the toilet again. He made two more fast-paced trips to
the toilet while we were there,! and once again when we got home he was
the first one in the bathroom. I listened at the door, and his pee was
not much to write home about. It lasted about 15 seconds at the most.
Then my two friends had to go for the second time that day. They realy
didn’t have to, they just wanted to empey out before bed, and their
pisses lasted for about 50 seconds. They did pee earlier. I was the last
one in the washroom. Again, I was very uncomfortable, but I was not on
the verge of wetting myself. I went in, removed my panties, and to the
amazement of my two friends who were in the bathroom getting ready for
bed, I peed for over two solid minutes, and it hissed out of me in a
torrent.

This is what started my interest in peeing, and from that point on I
wanted to see how I compared to others, both male and female, and to this
day I STILL have not met a man who could beat me in a bladder hold. So
far I have met 2 wonen who did better, but NEVER any men. This Halloween,
I am going for a new record, and a few of my friends are going to join
me. My boyfriend is also going to attempt an 8 hour hold. The best he has
done so far has been 6 hours and 40 minutes. And when he did that I
thought he was going to soak his pants.

So based on that, I realy believe that IN GENERAL, not all the time, but
IN GENERAL women pee stronger then men.

Katrina.

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the “HOLD IT” man
Katrnka:

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Usman
hey moderator(s), have you ever posted a story or something relating to
this site, seeing as how i guess it’s your creation? Are you guys as into
the stories as we the posters are when we read amongst each other?

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Not really. Not much to post. As for reading we have to read everything.
A lot of posts, we have long given up on trying to figure out who is who
in the story.
– There are the people who have a friendly attitude toward everyone or to
most people in general.
– There are the people who are busy or in school and post infrequently
but fill a large amount of space with things that are different or always
changing.
– These people just post. They never get posts dumped for trying to rip
someone a new one.
– There are those who just post. Not to an incomprehensible clique of
play aunts and uncles. Not filling volumes to one or two other people
while making the locals feel like unwelcome strangers in a foreign
contry. They post because they can.
These are a joy to read.

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Potty Pooper
Coastal asked Bill and Kevin what they’d do if two of them had to go at
the same time and there was only one toilet, I’d like to take that
question
one further: What if there was only one toilet, you couldn’t head outside
to go, you both really *really* had to go, and *both* of you, right at the
exact same time, absolutely couldn’t hold it any longer? What would you
do? Anyone ever been in that situation?

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Observer
With all these school students “holding on” till they get home you can
imagine that any delay in the journey home could have dire consequences.
For instance the bus might be held up for a long time due to traffic
problems. Ripe situation for accidents!

It also suggests that when you see someone hurrying home from school they
are not anxious to see the latest neighbours episode, but in need of
welcome relief.

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BIG-JOB BOY: Several years ago I went on a coastal holiday with my
parents in Wales. It was a site with large fixed caravans and had a
separate toilet block about 50 Metres away. One day we arrived back at
the Site, after being out for most of the day, and just as we were
parking the car in it’s usual place next to the caravan, the slim young
lad next door, (who must have been about 14 yrs.old), left his caravan
holding a full roll of toilet paper, walking in the direction of the
toilets, just down the hill. I told my parents I was just going to the
toilet & pulled several sheets hurriedly off the roll that we had in the
caravan. The lad wasn’t walking quickly, and I got to the toilet block
about 30 seconds after he went in, and realised he was already on the
toilet. No-one else was in there and the only door that was fully closed
was the fourth along (out of eight). It was very quiet in there and I
decided to go into tne second cubicle (leaving one vacant b! etween us).
I was able to slide the latch accross silently, so I don’t think he
realised I was there. I heard his efforts; ERRR…….ERRR, but no plop.
I realised he must have been constipated, and I was right. Suddenly,
after hearing his strains continue for a while, I heard a massive single
‘SPLOSH’ before he started wiping. By the sound of it his turd was hard,
fat, and probably quite long. He heaved a sigh of relief a split-second
before the drop, obviously happy to be finally rid of the ‘monster,’
happy that the lump was now out !! He’d probably been a few days without
‘performing’, as the change of water on holiday can often give you
constipation, along with the hot, dehydrating weather. It was certainly
an unusually heavy, loud drop from such a slim lad, and I wonder if he
secretly enjoyed doing it !! The toilet block was in an ‘L’ shape, with
another three cubicles around the corner, and on another occassion whilst
I was there I went into the middle of the ! three cubicles. Soon, (I
imagine it was two brothers), came in either side and were openly talking
to each other, giving a running commentary as they both pulled down their
pants, got on the toilet and seemed to take it in turns to drop some
hard, medium sounding turds, one asking the other, “Have you finished
yet,” “Not quite” came the reply, followed by some smaller plops. I do
remember when I was about eight years old I was on a picnic in the
countryside with my parents, miles from the nearest town, when I realised
I really needed a poo badly. I remember pulling my shorts and pants down
in the middle of an open field which had quite long grass. As I squatted
down to drop my load my Mother told me to be careful not to pee my pants
which were now around my ankles. A couple of tall blades of grass rather
erotically tickled my bum, one blade was actually tickling my bulging
hole & seemed to stimulate me to ‘perform’, so I just pushed long and
hard, leaving a fat, smo! oth, soft load on the grass. The blade of grass
was still tickling my hole after I’d done the ‘dirty
deed.’ Will post more experiences soon.

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Annie and Robby
Hi Friends!
Annie- I am staying with Robby at his father’s home. His father is doing
much better. We are thinking of selling the house down in Texas and
moving to his father’s city. When I got to his home we didn’t waste much
time. I had to poo so Robby sat on the tub rim and held my hand. I took
down my knickers and sat down. I hunched forward to get the maximum
effect. I let out a loud trump(eh Ellen) and a large piece started coming
out of my bum. I strained and strained. Robby started rubbing my ????. I
hadn’t shit for so long. My arse started to hurt. I strained some more
and the piece finally dropped with a big splash into the bowl. Some
liquid poo came after that. I weed and Robby gallantly handed me the
tissue paper. I wiped and pulled up my knickers. I gave Robby and a kiss
and we went to call Meghan. It was just like old times!. Meghan says
hello and that she has to have a raised toilet seat to sit on. She can’t
sit down fully on the pot yet. She said she had the biggest ! poo she
ever had yesterday. She dropped 6 big pieces of poo. It stopped up the
toilet. Her roomate wasn’t too pleased with it. Sarah S sends her love.
She is so busy and but she has let a male watch her poo. It was an
accident but she said it made her red and happy. She said the guy’s eyes
bugged out. We want to send out love especially to: Dear Rizzo, Sweet
Ina-hi dear!, Nieces Kendal and Ellen, and Nephew Andrew- we hope you are
doing well.Lovexxx Aunty Annie and Uncle Robby, Eleanor- we know you are
having fun with Kendal and Andrew. Steve and Louise- hi and hope we can
get back regularly here., Damsel-you are really having fun with your
boyfriend., Todd and Diana- we bet those are cute girls you have. What
have you read in the loo?, Tim, Sarah, Josie and Loewie-hope you are ok!,
Jane and Gary- hi there, PV- hi gal! we must get back to loo wall
weeing!!, Ephermal- hi dear, hope your constipation is not bad and that
you are feeling well!, Carmalita- hola! You are a dear! W! e have enjoyed
your stories so much!, Adrian, Adele, LindaGS, Jeff A, Ellie and Little
Lou-where are you?,and all of the new and regular posters here! There are
so many. HAPPY POOS AND WEES from;

ANNIE AND ROBBY

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thong girl
cara

id love to hear a st ory of u wetting yr tights when u were desparate to
go and didnt mak it to the bathroom, details please.

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MUSK
Had an interesting shit this afternoon at work. I went into the
handicapped toilet which is in a seperate toilet but attached to the main
toilet. There is a mirror which is to the side of the toilet so you have
a good side shot of yourself on the bog with your trousers and drawers
around your ankles. I have being eating large wholemeal rolls which have
been making me do some really stinking farts especially at night and
during the morning. This morning when I got up for work, I did a fart in
the kitchen and when I went back in there several minutes later the
rotten scent was still lingering. At work this morning in a toilet
cubicle, I did a few farts and it really smelt like very rotten gas.
Anyway, back to my shit in the handicapped toilet. I dropped my drawers
and hovered my arse above the seat, then began watching myself in the
mirror to the side of me. I began to push and straight away I saw a long
very dark brown skinny shit exit my arse followed by a long fart then
softer shit poured out like runny chocolate. It was very smelly. I wiped
several times, even wetting the toilet paper to make it softer. I
flushed, leaving a piece of shit in the toilet bowl on the side and went.
I got a cup of water from the water cooler and as I was passing the
toilet in the corridor, I could smell my stinking shit scent.

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Darius

To CKF: Loved your story of doing your load in your red briefs. What make
were they? Yes, I have not posted in over a week. I posted yesterday, but
it did not make it. Good to hear from you again.

To Irishguy: Love your posts and your responses to me. I did mention
yesterday that as far as I know, no-one discovered I’d pooed in my pants.
Though I’ve not posted much of late I’m still pooing and peeing my
underpants. In fact, I’m known to my panty pooper friends as the ‘pants
filler guy’! I love filled underpants. It’s just part of me I suppose.

To Brian: Thanks for your response. When you laid on your back to ppop
your bikini briefs, were you laid flat or did you have your knees raised?
Keep your great posts coming.

Gotta go for now. Take care everyone.
Darius

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Friday, October 18, 2002

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CuriousD
Hi Katrina,
I am a regular visitor to this site and you say your average log is about
2 FEET LONG? I, like most vistors here, would love to hear alot more
about your daily shitting results and experiences? If you really can
produce a 2 foot long snake/log, then you are one of the best shitting
queens this forum has seen to date!!!
Have you had this checked out by a doctor? I’m assuming a 2 foot long
turd would indicate megacolon or similar condition?
To wrap this up, I want to say you can poop in my basement toilet
anytime, but I doubt you live anywhere near me? try to post more often!

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Bryian
I’ve been really busy latly…haven’t had much time to post.

To Bethany: Liked your story

To Punk Rock Girl: Loved your story….don’t you hate when your on the
phone and have to poop. I was like that the other night too.

To unnamed poster: Liked your story about wal-mart

To Piggy Poop: Liked your story about pooping in a phone booth

To Potty Pooper: Liked your story about pooping at arbys..cool

To Thomas: Enjoyed your story

To dylan: Loved your story

To Scarlet: Yeah sure i wish that dream was true!

To Sudden Urge.: Loved your story..what a clever thing to do to see your
aunt poop..cool!

To Outhouse Scott: Loved your story..did you flush? And if not im
wondering what that lady thought about your load?

To JaLe: Enjoyed your story

To filup: Loved your story about your peeing contest you had with your
cousin cool.

To Billy and Kev: Loved your story..what the heck did you eat the days
before you pooped that big load out? and how many days had it been since
you last pooped? I loved your story about your friend robbie.

To CC: Loved your story about being at the library

To CKFL: Liked your story.

To Sir Richard Pumpaloaf: Liked your story about the dare you had and
about pooping on skyline drive

Emily of NYC: Loved your story

To G: Liked your story

To Amy (Co-ed): Loved your story

To billy & kevin: Loved your columbus day stories..cool

To Potty Pooper: Loved your story

To jim: Liked your story..atleast your mom wasn’t there to spank you..did
your mom ever find out?

To Joseph: Liked your story

To Jill DL: Loved your story

To Gary: Loved your story about the boy selling pizzas..cool

To Matthew C: Loved your story.

To Nick: Loved your story about being at arbys.

To wetguy: Liked your stories..have you ever tried wiping your thing
after you pee? that may help..never had that happen..only in boxers its
happened to me i guess.

To Matthew: Loved your story.
Not much new happening…I was at work today and a paitent(male) peed him
self..thats about it
oh BTW im on a new computer!

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