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Shit Lovin’ Chick
Hey guyz,
I’ve got a Question.I keep hearing of guys being turned on by chicks
shitting, but are there any chicks out there like me that are turned on
by either guys shitting or other girls shitting? i havent once heard a
chick say i’m turned on by shitting.Ne way enuff jibberish, on to my
latest story, A stall story (My favourite).
I had been holding my shit for a week, trying to make a really impressive
dump.I had had real strong urges a couple of times, but simply ignored
them.Well on monday this week, i felt the strongest urge i have ever
felt, there was no way i could ignore it, this shit had to come out of
me.So i walked briskly toward the big female toilets (so i would
definetley be able to hear a chick taking a nice big shit like me.I
walked into the middle stall of 12, took my jeans down and sat( i wasnt
wearing any underwear)As soon as i was seated i let out a tearing fart
and a really really thick log slowly eased its way out.I was sitting a
bit off the seat so i could watch the shit fall out(which if u didnt
know, makes me really wet)There was a booming splash as the 8″ hit the
water.I let out to flappy, airy farts, which were very relieving and
right then another person walked in.I froze, hoping they would take a big
dump.She walked into a stall about 3 away from mine, sat down, tinkle! d,
farted and flushed.Needless to say i was bitterly dissapointed.So i
relaxed my desperate anus and another thick, really long, smooth log of
glorious shit slid out of my delightfully sensitive asshole, and i was
almost orgasming.Again i watched this one fall out of my asshole, it
didnt make a splash because it was about 12″ long.I must say that may
have been one of the best logs i have ever pushed out.And once again i
farted and a chick walked in, i froze.She walked into the stall next to
me.a slight rustle of her jeans being pulled down, a gentle sigh as she
relaxed that beautiful invention they called an asshole.And then, the
loudest, biggest expulsion of gas i have ever heard.after the dust
settled and a small splash followed by another large splash.Two more
larger splash, another loud fart, a tinkle, no wipe or flush and she
jogged out in a rush.I was glad she didnt flush.Meanwhile i am struggling
to hold in my load.I let out a big breath and around 5 medium logs all s!
plashed out at once.then some repatisious farting follwed by a groan of
enjoyment.i wanted more of this orgasmic material, i pushed as hard as i
could but there was just nothing left in me.I looked into the bowl and
there was no water visible, shit was piled up, there was no way this
glorious load was goin to flush, so as i usually do i left it there and
didnt wipe because there was no need.I quickly raced into the stall next
door and rubbed my face on the still warm seat and lookd at that ladies
beautiful faeces.I walked out of that stall went back to mine and just
stared at my mountainous load.I stepped out of my stall and went to wash
my hands.When a lady came racing in holding her butt, and headed for the
stall next to mine, i looked at her and she said “Didnt get to finish my
dump, damn boss.”I was pleasantly suprised and delighted.I opened the
door and let it close so the hot lady would think i was gone.She let out
a huge fart and two logs splashed into to the water an! d she let out a
sigh of relief.To cut a long story short, i stayed there for another ten
minutes while this lady dropeed about 10 more heavy logs, it was
unbelievable, she must have been holding for like a month.this lady
really made my day.
That takes the spot for second best day of my life.
I must go now, i need to drop a huge dump, im sitting her naked and a log
is poking out of my ass, maybe ill have a shit in my trash can, im sure
to post about this one
Cya
Shit Lovin’ Chick
xoxox

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desperate to poop
briyan

I saw the video on you’ve been framed.

Looks like the girl on the masthead has let loose with lots of pebbles
and sprayed a bit. She looks happy mind.

One thing about peeing too. I woke up this morning with a very full
bladder. I was expecting it to really gush out but no it was a very long
slow but steady piss. I felt so good after it

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Saturday, November 30, 2002

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Adrian
Bucket. I cut the cheese so to speak earlier this morning. I also went
for a good motion although it wasn’t so good as one I did yesterday which
was a real panbuster. If I remember rightly I had to flush 3 times then.

Louise. Hi! Enjoyed your post. Just a couple of questions though. Can
Donna last longer than you or does she have to go more often. Also, can
you usually beat her on quantity or is it the other way round.

Damsel. Thanks for your kind post. Matters are much improved and I think
the infection has about cleared but I still have a little discomfort. I’m
trying to drink as much as possible and keep on with the cranberry.

Billy. Thanks for the information about Big Anne. It sounds as though she
really produced some huge motions. I was interested to hear about her
accidents, particularly the one when she messed herself on the way back
from a shopping trip. Also I was interested (but not surprised) to hear
that she could cut some big farts. As a general rule did she go to the
privvie in good time when nature called for a number two or did she often
spend a lot of time doing pre poo farts before she finally went?

Best wishes to all

Adrian
Best

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Todd & Diana
Meghan and Sarah S- Hey you two! We miss you soooo much and hope that you
are doing well. The babies are doing great, but they miss their
cyber-sisters. I hope that both of you are still reading on the loo. Keep
us posted, We love you so very much. Lots of Lovexxxx Todd and Diana.

Alexa- Hey, thanks for responding to our questions. You sound like your
hot. Yeah you are one of the many females on this site that we would die
to see, take a dump. So your into Shakespeare. Both Diana and I have read
Romeo and Juliet on the toilet before. Keep us posted on your reading on
the toilet dumps. Are you single?

Now here is the latest. I had dinner at my parents house this
year(Diana). Todd and his family came over too. We girls were preparing
the meal at 11am, when I had to take a dump. So I picked up a magazine
from the coffee table and headed for the bathroom. I went in and locked
the door. I went over to the toilet and pulled down my pants and panties
and sat on the oak wooden seat. I had opened the magazine to a good
article and started to read. Then shortly after I farted 4 long farts and
then began to pee. I sat there for about 10 min when finally a huge log
made it’s way out. I had farted a few more times and realized that I
wasn’t done. So 5 min later I pushed and let go another massive log
followed by some pee and then farted a few more times. I was done, so I
cleaned my backside first and then my vagina. While still seated I
managed to spray the bathroom with cinnamon air spray. Then I flushed the
toilet and then walked out, putting the magazine back on the coffee tab!
le. I didn’t know of Todd’s friends was there just for a moment. He said
to me: You had to go pretty bad and I said yep, that is what the magazine
is for. He then started to get huge. I love turning people on when they
know that I have been in the bathroom. I am waiting for Todd to dump out
his portion from the meal.
Quick Question for the ladies: Do you wipe your vagina first or last
after taking a dump? Are there any new lady posters that read on the
toilet? Oh one more, when you dump, is you vagina visible, I mean do you
open you legs a little or do you keep you legs closed, Todd loves it when
I show him my vagina while pooping? Keep us posted, Lots of Lovexxxx,
Todd and Diana!

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Darius
Hi to all of you.

I have not had a post on here for a while – but do read the posts that
are on. There does seem to be a lack of those I communicated with on here
who pooed and/or peed their pants. I think of Adam, Poo Pants, Dork, Mark
B, CKF and last but not least Matt (who is at uni, and may not have
access to this site at present). Be good to hear from you all again. Hope
you’re all OK.

To others I have communicated with at times including Scarlet and Bryian
I send my best wishes. Sorry that you have been off sick recently Bryian
and hope you are recovered.

Darius

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Eleanor
Just a quick note to say I’m still alive !

RIZZO: I’m much better thank you. If it was Lisbon ????, I don’t
reccommend catching it to anyone ! Your love has been passed on to
Kendal, who sends smooth hugs.

MEGHAN: Hope your leg problem can be cured. Its a good job you have good
friends to help you pick up the pieces, so to speak. Just like Kendal.
Normally, I’d want to be left alone while I’m ill. But Kendal spoiled me.
Now I never want to be alone again !

LOUISE & STEVE: I’m fine, and have well replenished my lost fluids ! I
don’t think Andrew has recovered yet from seeing my big bum while he held
me up in the field, nor the grot that was decending from it ! Hope you’re
both well. Love from Eleanor xx

LINDA GS: I see your cousin let you watch the underground comedy scene of
the two models pooping. I wonder if it was faked ? I’m with you, how can
you poop if you don’t eat anything ?! Looking forward, as is Kendal, to
hearing about your thanksgiving poop. Don’t forget to invite us both
along, especially as you shared in my post sickness constipated poop that
Kendal has told everyone about ! Love from Eleanor x

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Rizzo
Hello Damsel, dear!
To give an answer to your question about the change of direction of the
stream of urine when pulling the foreski all the way back I can say that
this is the same with me. The reason is that the foreskinn has as little
bridge of skin on the underside of the penis. If you pull the foreskin
all the way back, this little bit of skin tightens and pulls the pee-hole
downwards, and the stream angles down too. Have a closer look and you
will see what I mean. Chuckle! Keep it up with your anti-infection
measures! Love from Rizzo

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Plunging Plop Guy

Hi, Everyone,

I’ve been here and have posted, but it’s not shown up again, so will just
make a short post today, and see what happens.

JAMES, Glad you took Tony’s advice and bought that toilet collar or
whatever it’s called, to give you greater height, and loud
Kerplunkability when on your toilet! The post you saw was in response to
my complaint about not getting the loud plops when I was on the toilet.
Anyway, things have improved a lot for me since then, and a better diet
with firmer turds, so that I often get good loud plops when I’m on the
toilet. My toilet, and one I use at public toilets both have good deep
pans, but I’m glad that your shallower pan provides the goods now you’ve
fitted this added extra!
Why not still see if you can get an older style deep toilet, then you’ll
be automatically dropping loud Cullomptons! I never took up Tony’s advice
because I was soon going quite loudly, but good to know it works on a
shallow toilet!

KENDAL, glad Eleanor is recovering, and as I said on my (deleted) post,
to be with a friend who’s having a rough time on the toilet is a really
loving thing to do.

BTW, Where is Tony these days? Hope you’re still with us.

Happy toileting to all! P. Plop Guy

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Chocolate Delights
I love reading other peoples experiences and stories on this board.
Recently,I was reading Billy’s post about the old style privy, when it
reminded me of my own child hood. I live in the south of England and in
the 1950s many of the villages had no main sewerage. My grand parents
lived in one such area. My grandfather was a farmer running his buisness
from an old rambling 19th century farm house. At that time (around 1960)
I was about 8 years old and often I would spend my weekends with my grand
parents. The house however had no bathroom or WC inside. I was always
encouraged to pee in an old drain around the back of the house, but for
pooping, there was the privy. The privy was a small room located at the
end of a long dark corridor in a wooden outhouse.The room its self was
about 6 foot in either direction with a small window covered with a net
curtain. Half of the area was occupied by a platform about 2 foot high,
extending the width of the room and which was enclosed at the front to
form a large box. the platform contained a hole in! the shape of a
perfect circle to form a crude toilet seat.I remember the hole was
normally covered by a square slab of wood engraved ornately with the
picture of a windmill. For me however the real fascination was the
contents of the bucket which resided below the hole. I was always amazed
by the size and varying colours of the turds which accumulated in there.
Many of them would be huge dark knotted ones, characteristic of bouts of
constipation and some would be smoother light brown ones that you
associate with an easy motion.
I am not sure how often it was emptied, but there often seemed to be
quite a large quantity of poop in it.
At that period in my life, I was very shy about such matters and coupled
with the prospect of navigating the outhouse in the cold, particularly on
a dark scary night, I don’t think I ever used the privy. Most times I
would suffer long periods of constipation which would enevitably end with
a large accident in my pants.
As things have turned out, I have now moved back to the village with my
family, but the old house was demoilished around about 1970 when my grand
parents retired and moved out.

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david
JEANINE
Hello jeanine.nice story indeed.I’d just like to second the initial
question from infantry really.What would you say the level of the stench
of your do-do is?And aslo do you tend to fart a lot on a normal day or
does it depend on what you’ve eaten?I like to read the source magazines
myself when i’m on the seat or some sporty magazines as i like to take my
time and it can be quite hazardous too!
Happy dumping all

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Bucket
Hey everyone…got a question for ya. When is the last time you farted?

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younggirl
I’m new to posting at this site (read a lot, but never posted before). I
love both the feeling of peeing and pooing. Wanted to tell you about some
interesting things that happened to me the last few days…

A couple days ago (Monday to be exact) I felt a poo coming when I woke up
(This happpens when I wake up, if I’m going to poo at all that day). You
know, a sort of very very weak cramp/tickle in the intestines – this
means that one’s coming down. Anyway I started the day as I always do, I
ignore pooing until I’m really full – makes for much more interesting /
less frequent visits 🙂

Anyway around noon I felt full, so I sat down and pushed. A LONG and
thick piece slid out noiselessly (I spread my legs wide, sit near the
front, and watch everything). As usual, after the one big piece I still
felt full but nothing came out. Just the one 2″x15″er (Normal is
~1.5″x9″).

So I went about my day, and one hour later I felt something trying to
come out. Oh well, guess I’ll have to go again… sat down, pushed, nada.
Pushed a little more and a 1″ wide rope coiled out… it was 12″ long.
Now I felt empty. Weird, two in one day… usually I go once every 3
days, although as a younger kid (I’m 14) I went once every 1-1.5 weeks
with the same size output(!).

Anyway an hour later and I feel funny down there again. Sat down, pushed,
thinking things were really weird today.. and out slid ANOTHER 1″x18″
long piece! Holy cow, what did I eat yesterday?

But again, 2 hours later… I GOTTA GO AGAIN. What the heck? Five 3/4″x6″
ropes came out after a lot of pushing. What’s going on here???

Finally that was the last one of the day. I keep thinking I really
shoulda held it all in, how impressive that would’ve been! 🙂

Okey, the second thing. For the last few months my kidneys have been
going berserk. My biggest pee has been in the vicinity of 2.5 liters
(!!!), but normal is 300-500 ml.

Anyway the last few months something changed. I used to go maybe 2 times
a day, with a 500ml hissing ribbon. Now I let loose a 500ml gusher, but 5
times a day!

My pressure seems to have increased also, previous measurements have been
15-25 ml/sec, now I get 20-35 and 45 if I push really hard (and shake
from the effort).

Anyway all this has been getting annoying, I used to just let rip in the
shower before going to bed and be fine all night. But now, I do the same,
and before I fall asleep I get filled up again with another half a liter.
I can certainly hold this much for hours and hours, but can’t go to sleep
with that itch down there. I also don’t want to wake my parents up going
to the bathroom at 11:30.

So, being the resourceful person I am, I rigged up a nifty urinal 🙂 Even
though I’m a girl I don’t make a mess spraying everywhere, it’s designed
to accomodate for that.

I cut side off a 20oz soda bottle, leaving a slot 5″x2.5”. I also drilled
a hole in the cap, aligned so that when the cap’s on the bottle, the
bottle’s on its side with the slot on top, the hole is at the bottom of
the cap. I then hot-glued two sizes of tubing to make a fitting from the
cap to a 3/8″ hose about 3′ long. I also put a fitting in the top of the
side of a cool-whip container, and punched a small vent hole in the lid.

When you connect the bottle and coolwhip container, and put the bottle 3″
above the floor with a prop to angle it at 30 degrees, you can pee into
the bottle like a Japanese toilet and it will go down the hose into the
container. I hid the container under my bed, when I need to go in bed I
just get out the bottle, leave the coolwhip container where it is, and
spray away. The coolwhip container holds about 600ml, just enough for me.
Perfect for emptying out at night, and fun to use in the daytime.

Oh and before you ask about wiping, I don’t after peeing. I don’t spray
much at all and my pijamas take care of the rest.

I am also thinking about connecting two or three coolwhip containers
together with another tube, what fun that would be! 1.2 or 1.8 liters! 🙂

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Qwert
Why is it ok for women to use the mensroom but not for men to use the
womens in an emergency? women use the mensroom all the time, but no fault
is given, if a man big toe touches the womens room floor, he gets
arrested…can someone explain this?

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Jared
I’m officially back!

ALEXA: Ouch, paper towels? Glad you had a mirror, though. That must have
not been a fun day.

Mallory and I have been having some nice dump shows, so I’ll post one of
them today. The most recent was when we were outside today. Between gas
emissions, Mallory was complaining about having to take a dump and I was
saying about how we didn’t have much time and how she could use a regular
bathroom when we arrived at our destination (Yes, it was hard to say, but
I managed). However, she wanted to show me especially, saying that it
would be wasted in a toilet. And since the unisex would have high traffic
at this time, we couldn’t both go into a stall together. So I relented,
encouraging her to do it quickly. She was happy to oblige, putting out
four soft snakes the size of spray paint cans. They slithered out nicely,
but produced a rather heinous smell.
“I’m sorry about the stench,” Mallory said, producing a bunch of tissues.
“Okay, go ahead.”
I wiped her thoroughly, making sure to completely clean off everything,
and then we left.

Incidentally, Lexie, I do have another Clarionne story. This happened
later tonight, about an hour before I came back here to post. She hadn’t
had time to go to the bathroom in a while, and she wanted me to stay with
her saying jokingly that if she died while passing the results of her
holding going to the bathroom off, someone would know. I was happy to
oblige, as I rather like the sound of a large firm movement being passed,
much like a lot of the British posters who used to come here. So I tagged
along, going into the adjoining stall. In the early morning and the late
afternoon, there are usually no people in the bathroom, especially the
coed one, so we had it all to ourselves. I didn’t really need to use the
facilities, so I just leaned up against the wall and waited.
“Ready?” Clarionne called, urinating quietly.
“I’m ready,” I said, listening.
“Unhhh-uhhh-uhhh…” Clarionne pushed, and the sound of an exiting log
was heard, complete with the sounds of crackling. The first one dropped
into the toilet loudly with a PLOOSH! I heard Clarionne pant a couple of
times from the exertion, and then start up again. More cracking sounds
came over from the stall, as well as the ever-present pushing from
Clarionne. “Mmm-ghhh-rrrgh…” FLOOP!
“Done now?” I asked.
“Just a little longer,” Clarionne managed to say weakly. “Unnnhhhhh!”
crackle…crackle…crackle…sploLOOMP!
“Oh, there it goes,” Clarionne said. “Whoo, that was interesting.”
Clarionne wiped for about twenty seconds or so, and then she flushed. We
exited the stalls and we washed our hands. In hindsight, I’m not sure why
I washed my hands, probably force of habit, and it probably was better
for me anyway.
So there you go, Alexa! To you, and the other posters out there, hope you
enjoyed this!

Jared

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Punk Rock Girl
Cousin: Well, sounds like the Underground Comedy movie pulled no punches.
However, not pulling her underpants down in the “Complicated” video is
only one of the many reasons I despise Avril Lavigne, and not even one of
the major ones. Basically, she sucks. She’s a pale imitation of Alannis
Morissette, who’s a pale imitation of a Patti Smyth/Chrissy Hinds/Joni
Mitchell wannabe. I can’t remember the last time a performer struck me as
such a blatant phony. And yes, I’ve heard her album. It blows. Where have
you seen bare bottomed pics of her? I’d like to see that, maybe MTV
wouldn’t air it if she pulled her pants down. If that’s the case, I’ll
forgive her that.

Had a totally uneventful dump this morning when I got to work. I got to
work, felt my bowels shift, grabbed a memo from my boss and headed to the
unisex. I entered the middle stall, pulled my pants and thong down and
sat on the crapper. I had barely started reading when a long, thick,
solid log slid easily out of my bottom and into the water below. It took
about ten seconds and I was done! I thought, Wow, that was quick! No
odor, no farting, I didn’t even feel the need to wipe (though I did, just
to be safe–clean as a whistle). I pulled my pants up, washed my hands
and continued reading at my desk. Sometimes such an uneventful crap is
refreshing!

Peace!

PRG

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Alexa
TODD AND DIANA: My posts excite you? Gee, that’s so nice of you to say!
I’m sitting here blushing now, because you guys get excited by my posts.
That’s funny, because I don’t blush when I’m out on a bench pumping out a
thick one! Anyway, I like to think I’m attractive, and I guess others
would too. I’m 20, 5’7″, with hair dyed black except for two strands that
I wear on either side of my head, which go from black at the base to
grayish-silver to white at the tips. On days that I’m too lazy to wear my
contacts, I wear my white glasses with black flames. I’m sort of an
hourglass shape (big boobs, big butt, slim waist). Sometimes, I do read
on the toilet, mostly Shakespeare, actually, or Time Magazine. In fact,
whenever I have to go to the bathroom at the dorm, I ask my roommate to
hand me one of the two, or get it myself. So, with this in mind, make
your own inferences on my attractiveness! ^_^

BUZZY: That would be fun, being outside with another person who’s also
laying the logs out! Your stories are awesome!

I was in the library today, doing some research, when I felt a grumbling
in my bowels. I knew that it was probably because I had lots of eggs this
morning, which give me gas that should be illegal to pass! Well, I
wouldn’t want it to be illegal, but out of respect for nature in general,
it should be. So, I did what any good college girl with gas would do when
she’s too lazy to get up and go to the bathroom. I passed a whole buncha
gas right there in the library. They made light airy noises as they came
out, similar to the noise that is produced when someone pulls the neck of
a balloon to make the high-pitched squeal, but does it wrong, so it just
whispers out. They were also very bad-smelling, like I was burning manure
and tires. After a while, though, it was obvious that I needed to let out
a little more than just air, so I went over to the bathroom. Pulling down
my pants and thong, I sat on the cold toilet seat. Then, I settled into
the seat, wishing that I’d brought s! omething to read (like
Shakespeare!). My sphincter muscles relaxed and I let out a horribly foul
deluge of soft pudding-like crap, which, when emptying out of my anus,
made a sound similar to a lawnmower clogged with wet grass. Shifting my
feet around and rubbing my stomach a little, I breathed in deeply
(through my mouth, of course) and dumped out another wave like the first.
The smell was unbearable, but it still smelled like the eggs that I had
earlier, not just the sulfuric smell that normally comes with dumps like
these. I couldn’t resist sighing with relief, however, because that was
definitely a weight lifted off my stomach! I let out a firmer log, which
left slime in my crack, but it was worth it for the feeling of a
well-lubricated soft log sliding easily through my rectum out my anus,
sending electric feelings of delight through my nerves into my body!

Fabula est finitur. (The story is finished)

Lexie

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Cory
TO COURTNEY: I have been there I was always to shy to poop anywhere but
my house. I wouldnt even go at a close friend of mine.And like you, on a
camping trip, was holding it in for the weekend, on sat. night I was in
agont, I hadnt pooped in two day. Letting out really smelly farts all day
was all I could do to releive the pressure. I actually made it home, and
took the most relieving poop I ever had. and wow, was it big and solid.

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enema/pee/poopboy
you know i have only ever seen one or two posts about enemas? do any of
you do them? I love to feel the warm water fill me up then i love feeling
the warm water and poop come out of me. it feels so good. anybody else
use them?

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coyote
MOVIES: holly hunter in the lifetime movie, ” home for the holidays”
1995. she plays a single mom and is back visting her dysfunctional family
on thanksgiving and there is this scene where she is sitting on the
toilet holding the phone. of course being on TV they do not show her
actually urinating with the piss coming out of her vulva/peehole, but you
can hear a slight ” tinkling” noise in the background, sort of like a
drip off and on. anyway, now that I was thinking about that scene, even
though I am a guy, I love to pretend [at home and in unisex bathrooms in
public] that I am a woman and sit down to pee, just to see how it feels.
just now at home I did this and I ” tinkled” for about 40 seconds, then
wiped like a girl when I finished, the bowl water was about 2/3 full of
foam covering the water and the water a golden yellow color . I know that
this is sort of a fetish of mine, but I think it is so cool the way that
girls pee and I love the sound that they make when their urine hits the
water.

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Stan
To Saku: Re your question about diahrrea in the ladies toilets. Oh Yea
they sure do! I’m a janitor at a large university dorm and 5 of the 8
floors I clean are ladies floors.

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Infantry SPC
Jeanine- Sometimes I read sports Illustrated, or soldier magazine. I like
to be quick when I go, but there are just some days when I like to take
my time. Your roomate has doo doo legacy? lol, I think that is a very
interesting thing. Please explain more about her doo doo legacy. From the
way you write, it sounds like your morning dump is a very important part
of your day on saturday. My ex-girlfriend used to say that her morning
poop was a centering point of her day. If she didn’t have it, she would
feel sick or be very cranky. what would you rate the smell of your doo
doo on a scale of 1-5? and what about your roomates smell?

2 days to thanksgiving… I can’t wait to hear every body’s stories about
their thanksgiving dump.

holla bac aight…
and no I don’t think that I’m going to iraq yet…

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jim
the other day i ran to the bathroom at school and i had to pee really bad
and the bathrooms were around a corner once you go in the door and i
slipped and fell on my side, i started peeing my pants. i stopped it and
got up real quick and went in the stall, i looked at my pants and they
were wet right in front, i finished going and came out i tried to dry off
the pee but it wouldnt dry. so i went to class, everyone was reading so
no one noticed i wet my self. when class was over the teacher told me to
wait a minute and i stood by her desk as everyone let. then she asked me
about my homework, and thats when she saw my wet spot. she asked if i had
an accident and i said just a little one. she said go to the nurse. i
went to the nurse and all she had were little kid shorts, one of them
barely fit me, i put them on and everyone laughed at my shorts, at least
they didnt know what i did in my pants. well gotta go. by

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wetguy
To Scarlet – Glad you like my stories. In response to your question about
guys’ holding abilities, I am 17 and feel that I have about average
holding ability. When I first get the urge to pee, I can usually hold it
for awhile, though I will almost always have to fidget in some form to do
so. However, when it gets to the point where I have a constant urge and
am really fidgety, I’m usually on the verge of squirting into my pants
before too long. So if we were to speak in terms of numbers, if I were to
pee and a given point, and having normal amounts of drinks, I could
probably hold it about 6-7 hours before really needing to pee bad again.
However, this can vary a couple hours either way.

To Eric – To answer your question, my dad did not notice that i was
wetting my pants at first. This was mostly due to the fact that they were
of the baggy type that most guys my age wear, so wet spots did not show
up right away. However, by the time we reached the rest stop, I had peed
quite a bit into them, and when i came out, there was a sizable wet spot
on them. When i got back in the car, my dad asked if I had made it. Even
though he hadn’t seen the wet spot yet, he would when i moved my hands
from in front of my pants, so I just said that I went a little in my
pants. He asked to see so i showed him. He was disappointed in my peeing
my pants at 15 years old, but I told him I just couldn’t hold it any
longer and at least I didn’t totally flood my pants. He’s the type of
person that does not accept peeing pants under any circumstance, but I
think it’s a pretty cool thing to do when the time is right!

A brief comment: I’m the type of person that hates to pee in a toilet
when it makes a loud noise hitting the water. So I usually flush the
toilet to drown out the noise of my peeing. The problem is when I had to
piss bad enough that I’m still peeing when the toilet finishes flushing,
or if it’s one of those ridiculously fast flushers, it still makes a
noise. I dont know why, but I just dont like having my pee make noise.
Anybody else feel this way?

-wetguy

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Biker Trash
Mornin’

I’m over this daring shit story I mentioned last post. It was more of a
personal mission at the time. Short story shorter, I got extremely stoned
and a little drunk and slit the seam in my baggiest jeans (the baggier
the jeans, the better hidden the lack of seam) then went to a mall of
some sort in the Kansas City area and shit inconspicuously in the
waterfountain in the center. There were maybe 150 people around between
the 2 floors. Apparently, someone noticed and called security, so I had
to run out. I actually got chased off, can ya’ll believe that?

Alexa: Where’s your post been the last couple of days? I see that you
like to be an asshole with your shit, too. (pun intented) Your’e my kind
of people.

PRG: I believe that you’ve made the most mention of movie scenes.
Nobody’s mentioned Leaving Las Vegas or Eyes Wide Shut, both of which
have kinda decent pee scenes. There’s also Trainspotting, with to
references to shitting-one where the lead character shits out his heroin,
then has to go swimming for it in the toilet lines and one where one dude
is coming down off the junk and shits the bed. This last scene is almolst
sick, but rather funny nonetheless.

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-wetguy

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Kansas Dude
I have a few questions if ya’ll don’t mind. I mentioned I’m a journalist
doing studies on restroom habits for a personal, freelance project and I
want to dip in on private habits for a minute. I nedd ya’lls help.
1) What is your favorite, folded or wadded paper? (54% of the united
states prefers folded.)
2) Where is your favorite place to go, inside or out? If outside, then
where at?
3) Do you make special preparations for ther experience, i.e., how many
people make specific plans to relieve themselves in a new and strange
location?
4) Do you prefer to be watched over being alone, and vice versa?
5) Finally, do you even care where you are at, as long as you get emptied?

That’s all, folks. There’s a couple of you for sure that I’d like to hear
from, though I don’t know enuogh of ya’ll yet to ask personally for you.
I just remember your stories.

Adios!

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Traveling Guy
At work yesterday, a guy who always kids around with everyone tried to
squeeze through a narrow spot at the same time a girl who is also a big
joker was going the other way. “Be careful,” she warned the guy
laughingly. “I haven’t pooped in three days.” Funny thing, as she said
that, she glanced over at me. That girl and I kid around all the time,
too, and I’m contemplating saying something like, “Hey, did you get your
system going again?” next time I see her, just to see her reaction. Maybe
a mutual interest? You never know. Stay tuned.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Many of you here live outside the US, I
know, but we can all relate to being thankful, wherever we are. And for
those who eat a big holiday meal, like Punk Rock Girl plans to do, please
share the “outcome” with us here. I’ll see if I can top the long, coiled
up, 18-incher I did this morning. Take care!

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chris
I met a great looking girl on holiday in1997 in spain…she went on to a
balcony one evening and produced the most elegant shit i’ve ever seen,
what an experience???

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Bryian
To Punk Rock Girl: That bathroom sounds totally unsanitary…LOL about
using steel wool to wipe your butt…bet that would hurt. Have a happy
thanksgiving too..cool story…intresting about setting up a video cam
and watching it come out…some of my net friends do that.

To Jeanine: Intresting story…i usally sit there and think…you can
really think when your pooping.

To desperate to poop: Intresting about seeing that girl pooping..and
where did you see that video? on the net?

To unnamed poster: About pooping in your b/f’s trash can…LOL did he
break up with you cause of that?

To Mac: Enjoyed your story

To Astute Observer: Intresting about that movie..sounds cool.

To Kansas Dude: Did any one see you poop? or did any one find your poop?

To Chris: Intresting situation….that guy is probably curious about your
poop and is turned on..i know i get like that.

To on the run: Any one see you poop at that party?

To Georgia Boi: Cool experience at the football game..how old are you?

To PV: That sounds like a nice bathroom..did you enjoy that back then?
That doll sounds intresting..what color was it when the doll deposits it
back in the potty? is this in the usa?

To mike of md: 1. N/A 2. Never 3. Never 4. N/A 5. Yes 6. Yes i have 7. No

To London Goth MC: Intresting story.

To Courtney: liked your story…i pooped my pants before too and had
diahreaha. Did you get caught?

To Scarlet: I can probably hold for 8 hours..when you sleep your holding
about 8 hours.

To Kyle: Liked your story…LOL about the curtains falling down and
exposing your self to every one. were you embarssed? i think i rather
been seen there then shit my self.

To Cousin: Sounds like a cool movie.

To unnamed poster: About you and your g/f using the outhouse at
camp..enjoyed your story.

To Eric: I see about your roomie..thats ok, i understand..to tell u the
truth i forgot what i had asked you…lol…i might check back to refresh
my memory.

To Kyle: Liked hearing about your accident..did any one catch you? or see
you?

To eric cartman: I liked your story..were you peeing or pooping in that
porto pottie?

To Billy: liked your story about you and your grandma pooping at the sand
dunes..cool…did you poop big?

To Kendal: Thanks for liking that story…that was only a dream i had..in
the dream im pretty sure he had injested the string(maybe by eating
poutry cause sometimes they use string with that).

Have a happy thanksgiving every one in the usa…bet ya can’t wait for
those after thanksgiving dumps!

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MUSK
Yesterday at work, I was talking to a work colleague in the toilet while
he was drying his hands and I was waiting by the door for him. While we
were talking, a plain middle man came into the toilet and went into one
of the cubicles. As my colleague had done drying his hands and began to
make his way over to the door, the man in the cubicle started letting out
some really loud farts. When we got out of the toilet, my colleague
said:”He’s really going for it” and we both began laughing.

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-wetguy

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Tuesday, November 26, 2002

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anyone have emabarrasing toilet stories…like did you fart alot or
something…I like to hear!

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