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Helena
Hi everyone!!! I’m Helena. Ive been visiting this site for a while and
finally summoned the courage to write something myself.
About myself, Im 22 years old, from Germany, medium length blonde hair,
slim with small breasts. Unlike some of the other people who post here, I
think pooping is something you do on your own or with people you feel
really close with. If I am with strangers, at parties for instance, I
dont feel comfortable about pooping, and usually try to postpone it until
I get home. Also, I feel a bit awkward about letting boyfriends hear me
poop. But there is one person I have no hangups about pooping with, and
that is my sister. She is not just my sister, but also my best friend and
a person I care so much for. We study in different cities now and I miss
her so much! I dont mind her coming in when Im on the toilet, and she
doesn’t mind me. You know, some of the best conversations we’ve had, have
been while one of us was sitting on the toilet. In my experience it is
much easier to open up, maybe because you’re already so exposed anyway.
(And my sister takes SO long to empty herself, ! unlike me, she’s often a
bit constipated.) Does any of you have a similar experience? Ill come
back to my sister in future mails, but in this mail I would like to tell
you about my first real pooping experience with anyone other than my
sister.

I was 18 then, and in my first year at university. It was just after
lunch and since I hadn’t had chance to relieve myself that morning (Im
always late for the bus!) I really had to go. Now just as I had placed my
butt on the seat, I heard the door open and somebody entered the stall
next to me. She seemed to be in a hurry. Like I said above, Im not that
comfortable about pooping with strangers, so usually I would have waited
until this other girl had left. But I really had a big load pushing
inside of me, and I was already late for the lecture, so I figured I
didn’t have time to wait. Anyway, this university is quite big, so you
feel kinda anonymous.

I didn’t really have to push at all, just to relax, and a big, rather
soft turd slid out of my little ass. It didn’t really make a lot of
noise, because it was so long, but it sure smelled. I felt embarassed
because I was certain that the girl next to me could smell it to. I didnt
have anything else inside me though. Just as I started to wipe, I heard a
small fart from next door, followed by a quite loud plop.Unlike me, she
must have strained a little as she pushed out her shit, because she made
an audible sigh. (Sounded a bit like my sister actually) I didn’t really
smell anything, but that was probably because the atmosphere was so full
of my own poop!

As I washed my hands, looking into the mirrir, I could see the girl come
out of the stall. I got a big surprise when I realised it was Sonja from
my English-class. I had briefly said hello to her a couple of times, but
we didn’t really know each other at all. I had noticed her though,
because she is such a beautiful slim brunette. I wish I could look like
that! (though no one has complained about my looks either, so I guess I
should be happy enough!!) We were both a bit embarrassed, both expecting
the girl next stall (can I say that??) to be a complete stranger. I just
wanted to say something, so I asked her stupidly, “the lecture is on at
1.30 right?” (That was already at least ten minutes ago) “Er… yeah, I
think so,” she replied, looking a bit bewildered. I waited for her to
wash her hands, and we finally came to the lecture, where we discreetly
sat down on two seats on the front benches. It was funny, as soon as we
started talking to each other, we almost immediatel! y hit it off
together. I felt so at ease talking to her. I wonder if the way we met
might have something to do with that, it was like we had nothing to hide
from each other. Later, I discovered how much we had in common, and what
a fantastic person she is. So you could say that this pooping experience
was the start of a wonderful friendship! (And although it was the first
time we pooped together, it was not the last.)

Hope you liked my story, everybody! I would love to share more of my
pooping experiences with you, if you want me to!! Also, girls out there
with experiences similar to mine, just send in a post. I never though I
would actually muster the guts to submit anything, but now I have… Take
care everyone.

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Bryian
No Updates today…im surprised!
Any way got a story..i had this dream last night that i went out to eat
to this restaurant for breakfast and i remember going back to the
bathrooms and it was a big mens room and i remember seeing a urinal where
it looked like once a toilet and stall used to be, you could tell on the
floor where the stall was. Then i remember walking all the way back and
there were some showers and i thought i saw my uncle in there…It was
weird. Then i woke up. I know every once in a while i dream about all
these toilets in the open. I think that part was gonna come but my alarm
woke me up at 5am for work.
Any way i haven’t pooped in 2 days. Im sure it will be huge cause i’ve
eatten alot in 2-3 days..gotta run bye

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Incitatis
Hey Bryian!– Im glad you liked my story. I always like yours too. You
are kewl dude! To answer you, yepper there were others in all the movies
except “I Spy” (wonder why? lol!). It was that stadeum seating where each
row of seats are up one level. I was up in the last row. For my “Harry
Potter” dump the other peeps were down about 5 rows at least, but when I
took the piss with my pants and briefs around my ankles there were like
two young couples and an older couple only about 3 levels down. That one
felt the best because it was so radical!

I forget if I said but so you all know, especially the ladies I am 17,
six foot one with just below shoulders blond hair and brown eyes. I live
in Philadelphia USA. I wiegh 195 and am slim but not cut or anything.

Last night My bud Jace and me went to this under 21 club that can be
sorta lame sometimes. The cool thing is that the restrooms arent marked
tho you can kind of tell which is which by watching where the dudes and
chicks go. I was bustin for a crap so was my boy and we went into the
door where the ladies were going lol! There was no stalls but 5 or 6
bowls lined up against the wall. Jace dropped trou just around his thighs
but I took mine doooown baby! The girlz were kewl with it, and I farted
twice and this log crackled its way out of my hole felt a foot wide! This
blonde chick came over I thought she was gonna do a piss or hopefully
shit, but she just layed her hand on my leg. It felt so electric I cant
dascibe it even tho she wasnt doing anything except touching my leg. But
she was telling me how sexy she thought this was. I was having trouble
dumping more logs now because if you have ever been in a situuation like
this you know how tight your hole will get, but ! some other things
happened and Jace had fun too if you know what I mean. It was a very
sweet night in Philly!

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booyah
how do i increase my poop size? i find it embarassing that everyone can
take a long one and i can only produce turds that take less than a minute
to squeeze out! help me! anyone, please!

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One time I was using the bathroom and this old lady walked into the
bathroom. I think she was blind because she walked up to me and started
undoing her dress. (It was a big handicap bathroom) She went to sit down
and I knew she was blind then! I walked off and acted like it never
happened!

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Hi. I just wanted you to know that I had to pee really bad while at
college today. Almost didnt make it to the bathroom, but when i did it
felt good.
I am male, 39

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wetguy
Just a couple quick replies for now:

To Bryian – Glad you liked my story. In answer to your question, it was
pretty firm.

To John Q Public – Liked your story about the trip. I am currently a
senior in high school.

-wetguy

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Luke
I was taking a shit today and was thinking about this forum while doing
so. I had a bit of gas but nothing major. My roomate came in and sat down
on the bowl next to me. He asked me if the Chinese food we ate gave him
cramps too. I said not really. I was just taking a normal shit. He
laughed because he didn’t think the way I was letting the wind out of my
bunghole was normal. I said, “Smell it for yourself.” He said “Smell
this” and farted for like 9 seconds. Between the both of us, it really
stunk. I said, “What is this? A farting fest?”

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Katrina
Fart Lover:

Anal supositories are usualy mainly made up of glycerin, and very often
that will make you shit and fart in a wierd way. Glycerine is usualy used
to help constipated people shit, but recently it has been used to help
with the absorption of other medications when ingestion by mouth is not
possible. It’s also easier for the patient to administer to his or her
self then a hyperdermic neadle.

Hold It Man:

That’s an interesting story, but be careful. You are right. Your bladder
was fatigued by the first hold, and should be given a day or two before
you attempt another hold. I also think you might want to cut back to ont
bottle of water, because the two-hour drive should also help your kidneys
to work. A 900 militre pee will sound close to the 1050.

Dreamer:

1) Do you loved being watched deliberately by a man during your toilet
sessions?

ANSWER: I love to see the look on men’s faces when I pee in front of
them. I also like to pee with them, and I enjoy seeing their expressions
when my stream comes out bigger, harder and faster, and lasts for a
longer time.

2) If you’ve encountered a public toilet with dirt on the lid of the
bowl(probably shit or footmarks)in the middle of your sudden urge, which
do you prefer:
a. squatt above the toilet bowl
b. bend your butt just above the lid
c. wait till my turn on the next stall

ANSWER: I would be enclined to go with C on this question, but very often
I will just look for another washroom or until I get home. If I’m realy
desperate, which happens on rare ocassions when I have to crap, or I’ve
been holding too long, I will do answer A.

3) If youre pooping, tell the portion of your session you usually pee:
a. Before the first poop
b. In the middle of my BM
c. A or B
d. Not at all

ANSWER: Usualy when I take a dump, I end up squeezing out pee righe
before and during. I have never taken a “dry” shit before, and I believe
such to be physicaly impossible because of the situation with both the
anal and urinary sphincter muscles receiving simultanious messages to
open. When I bear down to crap, the added pressure on my bladder also
squeezes out pee.

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The other day I was doing some concreting outside, was kneeling down when
I felt this urge to poop. Unfortunately I was at the stage with job that
I could not leave. I was wearing tight black bicycle shorts becuase they
allow freedom of movement. I remembered I had not been for 2 days, so I
imagined it was going to be a biggy and hard. If I leave it for a few
days my turds are usually pretty hard & take a bit of pushing to set free
into the bowl. Sometimes I only need one or two wipes. As the concreting
progressed so did my urgency increase, I started to do loud smelly farts,
now that is not a good sign with me. These farts exit of their own
freewill, and is a sign that poop is very eminent. My cheeks were spread
wide by kneeling so I did not really have alot of control, in fact hardly
any. As I stretched out to trowel some concrete near a pipe I lost my
fight. A big turd rolled out into my shorts followed by another three,
one final push & I had fully shit my pants.! It settled right under my
balls, I must have had a very visible lump because a few minutes later
when I finished and stood up my turds felt like a grapefriut in my
shorts. I then went to the toilet and emptied my shorts & showered .