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Stephanie T
When I was thirteen my Mom took me and my friends to the movies. We went
to lunch at the food court in the mall first. I ate something that mad me
sick. All through the movie I felt my guts cramping and hurting really
bad. When the movie was over I ran to the womens room and had really bad
diarrhea for a long time. Then on the way home, I thought I had to fart,
but I wound up crapping my pants! I cried my eyes out all the way home
because I was so embarrassed. On Monday at school, the girls I was with
told me it was okay and I shouldn’t be embarrassed. My one friend told me
she had crapped her pants once while on a road trip with her family. That
made me feel better. But I hope it never happens again!
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Sentinel Chicken
Anyone have stories of peeing or poopingi n their swimsuits? I’d
especially love to hear any from girls. Bikini, one piece… doens’t
matter. Home, beach, pool party… doesn’t matter. 🙂
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SeXy gIrL
Hey everyone…I just wanna thank everyone who took my survey, but I have
another one. It’s about peeing…..
1. About how many times do you pee a day?
2. Girls, do you sit peeing or stand, or squat?
3. What color is your pee?
4. What times of the day do you usually pee?
5. Have you ever peed your pants in school, and was embarrased?
Well the other night, I ate something horrible. At first I didn’t have
the craps, but then I got them. Throughtout the night, I must have went 3
times, and there was a huge mess in the toilet. I have been eating normal
now, and I’m waiting to go poop again. When I woke up this morning, I
farted maybe 2 times. Since then, I’ve been farting like every hour lol,
so maybe tonight I’ll do a satisfying poop!
Jenna –
Great story. That happened to me once too. I was dying, and right when I
got to the toilet, a piece slipped out, but landed on the seat. I just
took a piece of toilet paper, and wiped it into the bowl. That happened
when I was 15 years old lol….haha I know it’s funny!!!
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Ashley
RM Ive never put soap, or anything on my hole before I poo, but I do
carry wet-wipes with me in case I get extra messy. In public restrooms
Ive moistened a paper towel and taken it in with me and at home we have
washbasins next to the toilets so I can grab a paper towel (or two) and
wet them if I need. I love the clean feeling that gives me.
Uranus I had to think about your question. I guess its a bit of
natural and naughty combined. My g/f and me often go together even if
only one of us needs to do a pee or poo.
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Dreamer
I would just to share a tip for those who want to hold your pee in times
that tou want to, or probably you want to test your bladder.
Dont hold still. If necessary, allow some body movements, preferably
walking around so the body can hold your urge until you want to.
Thank you.
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Bryian
To Sara C: Oh i didn’t know you read that thing about Marie Osmond on
another website. Sounds like intresting movies you saw. Was the movie on
the net animated(cartoon) or was it real?
To Gary: Liked your story..have you ever seen any other guys using the
bathroom there?
To RM: That sounds like an intresting way to shit…i might have to try
it. Im thinking the soap acts as a shield and when the poop hits it kinda
shields your skin from getting dirty..is that right? intresting
To Danny: Liked your story..LOL did you ever tell your roomate you pooped
in the litter box?
To Dirty weekend: Liked your story about your g/f
To loadlogger: Thats intresting about weighing your turds.
To Anon: Liked your soccer story..cool
Yesterday we had this worman come here he was in his 20’s but he acctully
looked older. The rest of the family, was in the family room i hear him
come in and start then i hear the bathroom door open which is like 2 feet
from here and the fan goes in and i went out to see who it was and i
instantly knew it was the young workman in there. I heard some farts he
was in there a good 10-15 minutes. I went to check it out and it really
smelled in there..wonder when he last pooped 🙂
Then last night before bed i pooped and it was a good 1 i had this 9 inch
log and i wiped like 7 or 8 times, i got thinking of the young workman
that was here and i wondered if his dump was like mine…
i then get in bed
i go to sleep and i had this dream i went out to eat and i had just
ordered my food and i really had to pee and im like BRB and i walk over
to the bathroom and as i did i started peeing my pants. I see a line for
the mens room i think there was only 2 bathrooms for each. I see a door
and its a bathroom so i go in and i took the first stall and i peed way.
I then cleaned off where i peed in my pants. I then noticed 2 older guys
were pooping in the last 2 stalls. After that i woke up and i was dry so
i didn’t pee my self while sleeping. At least in my dream i didn’t pee my
pants all the way.
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Curious Dude
I have a question for anyone…
My friend has posed a question as to how old the idea is of watching
other people poop. Anything about the history of this? I am a 20 year old
guy and I find the idea of watching girls a major turn on. It is a major
idea that I think about all the time. Anyone have any idea about what
causes this? I have heard that Sigmund Froid may have a valid
explaination that some of us got stuck in the anal stage of development
causing a fascination. In the stages I think what is strange about this
concept is that many of us who are straight are turned on by at least
listening to the same sex. I am not one of these people though. I find
the whole idea of watching a little more sexual than others probably do.
Any responses would be greatly appreciated. Thank you kindly for your
time. Everyone take care and embrace your thoughts. Believe me, it is
great that we are this way.
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Dan
I am a 14 year old kid and I am fascinated with peeing, shitting and
anything of the like. I love doing this and more outside. It is relaxing
natural and really nice. If animals can do it out there than why not
humans HUH?
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king of the throne
Hi
ive been reading posts from this forum for about 6 months and decided to
contribute.
I poop about once a day and it usually not very big but this morning i
had a big dump to take after breakfast. I sat down and had some nasty gas
with a little diarheaah and the the poop kept getting harder and harder
until i finally laid about a 12inch long 3 inch thick turd. The smell was
overpowering and i wiped fast sprayed a bunch of deoderizer and got the
hell out of there.
By the way love the outdoor dump stories keep em coming
kott
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KIDD X
FOR GIRLS ONLY!!!!! Have any of you ever wet your pants because someone
tickled you to much? If so explaine the incident.
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Masked Bastard
Sara C: I saw The Doodie Movie”. It was okay. The woman sounded like she
had the runs. It even shows the poop in the toilet when she’s done. It’s
a crazy video.
MORE BASTARD THAN MASKED
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loadlogger
Somebody just pointed out that we don’t have bidets in the United States.
Does anyone wonder why such a big difference in butt-cleaning sanitation
between the U.S. and Europe?
I think that wiping with TP is an unpleasantly scratchy, not very
sanitary, and almost ritualistic American activity. As in other areas of
my dumping habits I have over the years begun to rebel against “the
norm.” I do still use TP on the rare occasion that I have to go when I am
away from home, but otherwise I remove the shower-head and thoroughly
wash out my area while sitting over the edge of the bathtub, bidet-style.
If it gets a little messy by the tub drain I spray it for a few seconds
and it washes right down.
I guess it makes for a slightly dirtier bathtub drain, however for a much
cleaner derriere.
to Renthal: Thanks for that info about the marathon chick. I bet it would
be nice to have a marathon-runner girlfriend… 🙂 LL
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TV Guide
South Park fans:
There is this episode of South Park I saw when Cartman helped bring
Christmas to Iraq. Anyways, it was a Christmas episode, so obviously, Mr.
Hankey shows up. (Mr. Hankey is a piece of crap who gives presents to
children with a good amount of fiber in their diets.) He offers Stan,
Kyle, and Cartman a ride (Kenny is dead) to the South Pole with a train
made out of crap summoned from the sewers called “The Poo-Choo Train”.
Stan and Kyle plugged their noises, but Cartman just keeps on singing.
Another episode takes place in the jail Cartman is taken to since he is
charged for a hate-crime (he hit Token, the African-American kid, with a
rock since he called Cartman “Fatass”). Cartman was a slave for a kid on
stilts named Romper Stomper, and he snuck in stuff. Since the prisoners
were searched, Cartman shoved whatever item it was (cigarettes or a
Tic-Tac-Fro game) up his butthole and would then crap it out in the
prison toilet. Ooh, that’s gotta hurt.
In South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, at the scene when all the kids
go to Terrance and Phillip’s movie, they show a scene when Terrance light
a match, farts on it, and it lights him on fire. Well, Kenny wanted to
prove Cartman he could light a fart on fire, so Kenny lights up a match,
lets it rip, and then catches on fire. He is then taken to the hospital,
where the doctors cut him up carelessly and do stupid acts like cut out
his heart and put it in a microwave. Well, they think Kenny is fixed, but
since the doctors replaced his heart with a baked potato, Kenny’s chest
explodes and is then presumed dead.
One thing to never, ever do, is light a fart on fire! Got it?
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Michael M
After reading some posts about wiping with wet toilet paper, or soaped
paper and wet wipes, I thought I mention what I do often.
I will go and take a jar of vasoline and dip a bit on a fingertip.
Then I will take a press it into my butt and lube up he hole a bit
outside and inside. You sort of get used to it. I know a few times after
being clogged up for a few days and trying to pass a hard log that a
ittle vasoline helps a lot.
When you are done, and go to wipe, you use a few wads of toilet paper and
its almost always clean with only a little vasoline on it. If you do a
messy shit then its easy to clean up. Goes a long ways in preventing
hemmorrids too.
I thought Id pass it along for those who sometimes have a hard time
trying to drop a log.
M
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is it normal to have occassional pee accidents if u r older than 12?
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Friday, March 07, 2003
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CARA
Thanks for answering my survey! heres another one to the gorgeous girls:
1)If you are wearing pantyhose during the day and you need to use the
toilet do you?
a)pull down both pantyhose and panties at the same time?if so dont u find
you get kinda tangled up?
b)pull down pantyhose first then panties?
2)When pulling down pantyhose when sitting on the toilet do you pull down
to:
a)thighs – if so do you find you cant push your legs apart properly if
your having a big turd?
b)past your knees
c)down to the ankles?
3)Do any of you girls wear panties
a)over pantyhose, to avoid skid marks
b)under, for hygiene purposes.
Tnanks for answering!im very grateful!!!!!!!!!xxxxx
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Ashley
RM Ive never put soap, or anything on my hole before I poo, but I do
carry wet-wipes with me in case I get extra messy. In public restrooms
Ive moistened a paper towel and taken it in with me and at home we have
washbasins next to the toilets so I can grab a paper towel (or two) and
wet them if I need. I love the clean feeling that gives me.
Uranus I had to think about your question. I guess its a bit of
natural and naughty combined. My g/f and me often go together even if
only one of us needs to do a pee or poo.
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Sara C
Uh-oh, looks like there’s another Sara on here. I’ll just be Sara C from
now on just to avoid confusion.
Bryian – I’m sorry. That thing about Marie Osmond was just something I
read on a another site. I don’t even know if it’s true. I just thought it
was funny. Guess I should have made that more clear.
I saw a really dumb short movie on the internet. It was called the
“Doodie Movie”. The first scene shows a woman and she says that the first
thing she likes to do when she gets hom is do a big doodie. It then shows
her sitting on the toilet with her pants down reading a magazine and
grunting. You can hear her poop splashing in the toilet. Then the phone
rings and she gets up to answer it with her pants still down. The rest of
the movie concerns her poop coming to life and doing human activities and
is really dumb and hookey. Only the first scene was interesting.
Speaking of dumb movies, I saw “Daredevil” today. What I have to say
about it: someone took a crap and called it a movie. The only reason I
went is because someone made me. I needed to pee after that. Apparently,
so did everyone else in the theatre. So the bathrooms were real crowded
and a girl, about 14, in front of me was holding herself and doing a
‘pee-pee waltz’. Obviously too much soda during film. The line is really
long as time goes by, the back of her jeans start to get really dark and
that darkness started running down her leg. She did make it to the toilet
without totally peeing herself but still, I feel sort of bad for her.
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Ashley
Crystal I loved your story the other day, sorry I didnt reply before
got sooo busy with schoolwork. Thought you might like to know, I often
dont do a poo for 2 or even 3 days but I can tell when Im going to do
it because I get a sort of dull on-and-off full feeling in my rear. The
problem is if I sit on the toilet, either nothing happens, which is just
plain frustrating, or what sometimes used to happen was that I would feel
my hole starting to open and the tip would just start to poke out, maybe
an inch or so, then it would stop coming out. That is TOTAL frustration.
I have to say, I dont like pushing at all. I like it all to come out on
its own, it just feels sooo much better that way. So what I found was
that if I kept holding it in and holding it in, eventually it would want
to come out sooo bad that once it started to come out, it didnt stop.
That was also cool because it meant I could get through school without
the embarrassment of having to ask to be exc! used in front of the whole
class. Love to everyone Ash.
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Bridget
Carmalita- It’s good to know that you and Jake ended your relationship on
amicable terms. It’s always better when the decision is mutual and there
are no hard feelings… I also understand about your not wanting to get
involved with anyone right now. Now I see why you were reluctant to
assist Joanne in pushing out her turd, given her expectations… So she
invited you out for a drink? Perhaps you’ll be able to enjoy a little
poop action afterwards… I also enjoyed reading about your dump session
with Nu…
Tina- That’s a funny poop poem. I’ve written many shit fiction stories
but I never tried my hand at poetry… I should get creative and think of
something…
Ashley- I would imagine that if a turd is especially hard and big, it
will stretch the anus and it will remain that way for a while after the
turd is pinched off. If your constipation becomes too extreme then I
would get it checked… Although I would most likely feel uncomfortable
having someone prodding up my ass… LOL!!
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Uranus
Girls…..
Now why exactly do you enjoy talking about your bowel habits?
Is it a primal thing, a naughty thing, a natural thing?
And…. will your sharing extend into relationships later in life or does
the sharing exist only for this forum of fellow poopers?
Truly,
Uranus
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Bryian
To Renthal: Liked your story what you saw on the radio.
To Jenna: I liked your story.
To Carmalita: Funny story about the guy in the ladies room….I did that
once but i was only 9 at the time, i was taking a crap in the ladies room
i didn’t know till i heard a mother and a girl talking. Till this day no
one ever found out.
To Tina: Cool poem
To Moderator..thanks…
I pooped 2 nights ago…it was kinda soft and light orage/brown. I
haven’t pooped since, it was that color from carrots i ate.
well gotta go bye
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Gary
I am a 45 y/o married truck driver. My travels take me across the U.S.A.
, so naturally I hit lots of truck stops. One place is a personal
favorite of me and my partner, cuz they make the best strawberry-rhubarb
glazed pie. However, after a few slices, the porcelein palace is like
“utopia’ This place has a reletivly small restroom, 3 doorless toilets
with partitions, but they are so shallow that you can see the guy next to
you’se knees whie you are sitting there. They also placed the toilet
tissue holders on the ‘end-caps’ of the center stall, so there are only 2
rolls for three toilets. Never seen a concept like this before, but i
guess it saves tissue waste. Anyway, i’ts a ‘Mom & Pop” operation, and
the “Mom” is an elderly woman who knocks on the door quietly, then
marches in to do her cleaning. Amazingly, me and my buddy are not
embarrased, no matter how bad we are stinking up her mens room. She is a
sweet woman, and she always tell us to stop back for anoth! er slice of
pie before we leave. Sweet woman 🙂
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FED POOP)
Answers to Sexy girls questions:
1. About how many wipes do you do after you poop? Normally 3-4
2. Have you ever got the toilet paper caught in your butt crack? No
3. Have you ever only needed to wipe once? Yes
4. What was the most amount of wipes you ever had to go? Cant remember,
over 10 I think
5. Do you wipe after you pee? no
6. If you were in the woods pooping, and you had nothing to wipe with,
what would you use? Leaves
7. Do you ever wet the paper before wiping? Never
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RM
Hey everyone,
I have a rather unique method for wiping my butt which I have never seen
anyone else mention. Does anyone else do this? BEFORE I sit down to shit,
I lather up some soap and I rub the lather on my butt hole and along the
crack. This is BEFORE I shit. After I have the area soaped up, I then sit
down to shit. When I wipe, I find I only need a couple of handfuls of tp,
and it gets the area nice and clean and fresh. I find this works a lot
better than putting soap or saliva on the tp, which a lot of people seem
to do. If I am in a public restroom, I take a paper towel and put a bunch
of soap on it and take it with me into the stall. Then I just put some
soap on my finger and run it along my butt before pooping. It works
great. We don’t have bidets in the United States, and those pre-moistened
towlette things aren’t always available. If all you have is regular
toilet paper, this method works really great.
Anyone else do this??
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Danny
To answer a question from an earlier page on litter boxes…
I was sharing a house with a guy and his wife for a few years. Against my
wishes they adopted a cat. It is not that I dislike animals, but I would
just rather not live in the same space as them, especially I hated the
smelly litter tray.
One night I came home after a few lagers and a spicy meal. The first port
of call was the bathroom. I really needed to snap one off.
As I stumbled in the doorway I tripped on the litter box. For a rare
change the litter had been replaced. Before I could even begin to think
through the consequences. I was hunched over the tray pushing out a foul
turd. I covered it up nicely and went to bed.
The next morning I woke to the sounds of my flatmate cursing the cat. I
can not beleive that he was dumb enough to think that the cat managed to
push out a 10 inch log. Well I was rather embarassed but highly amused by
this.
Needless to say the litter tray was placed in the garage from that day
onward.
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someone
Were you ever as a child given permission by anyone to go in your pants?
no
2. Have you ever as a child went in your pants on purpose as part of a
game? (Truth or Dare, Hold it Contest, Playing as the baby or small child
while playing house house, etc.) no
3. Have you ever as a child went in their pants on accident because you
didn’t want to stop doing whatever you were doing? yes
4. Have you ever as a child went in your pants either on accident or on
purpose while you were sick? yes
5. Have you ever as a child went in your pants either on accident or on
purpose while in the hospital? yes
6. Have you ever as a child went in your pants out of fear? yes
7. Have you ever as a child went in your pants because you were locked in
a room with no bathroom or locked out of the bathroom? yes
8. Have you ever as a child went in your pants while traveling in a car?
yes
9. Have you ever as a child went in your pants while traveling on an
airplane? no
10. Have you ever as a child went in your pants rather than use a public
toilet? yes
11. Have you ever as a child pooped in your bathing suit either by
accident or on purpose? yes
12. Have you ever as a child went in your pants because you were
physically unable? (Broken leg, physical handicap, etc.) yes
13. Have you ever as a child gone in your pants because you were unable
to get undessed quickly enough? yes
14. Have you ever as a child went in your pants because you weren’t
allowed to go? yes
15. Have you ever as a child went in your pants in defiance? (Just to be
a pain in the butt.) no
16. Have you ever as a child went in your pants because there were no
toilets available or because the toilet was broken? yes
17. Have you ever as a child went in your pants while at the movie
theater rather than miss the movie? yes
18. Have you ever as a child went in your pants because you were too
tired/lazy to get out of bed? yes
19. Have you ever as a child went in your pants while on stage performing
or any other time while a large crowd was focused on you? yes (i had a
diaper on though)
20. Have you ever as a child went in your pants in front of your friends
during a sleepover or party? yes
21. Did anyone go in their pants while reading this list because it took
them so long to get through all the questions that they couldn’t hold it
any longer? yes (a few squirts of diahrea came out. i thought i could
hold it but i gess i couldn’t)
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Dirty weekend
My girlfriend and I went away for a weekend, we stayed in a Bed &
Breakfast boarding house. On the Saturday night we went out for a meal
and then went on to a nightclub, when we got back to the boarding house
we went to bed and made love.
When we had finished she said that she needed to have a shit, the toilet
was across the landing from our room and although she laid there for a
while hoping that the urge would go away the noises that her stomich was
making indicated the opposite.
She put on her dressing gown but had forgotten to pack her slippers, she
had to put on her high heels as these were the only shoes she had with
her. She asked me to wait outside the toilet while she went, she crept
across the landing as quietly as she could and went in, I heard her enter
an inner door and I opened the outer door and slipped inside.
There was a gap under the door and I heard her take off her dressing gown
and hang it on the back of the door, she sat on the toilet wearing
nothing but her high heels.
Almost immeadiately she began dropping soft turds which went SPHLLUUTTT
SPHLLUUNNKKK SPHLLUUSSHHH, this was followed by a wet sounding bubbly
fart and a quick succession of splattering loose shit. She sat there for
about five minutes before doing another wet bubbly fart and spurting out
another load of loose shit. She then stood up and started wiping her
bottom and flushed the toilet, as she put her dressing gown back on I
went back outside on the landing. She came out and went in the bathroom
and washed her hands, she crept back across the landing. When we were
back in our room she took off her dressing gown and was standing there
wearing high heels and a nice ring mark on her bottom from the toilet
seat.
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loadlogger
Anthea: I remember that line from Basic Instinct too. Good movie but a
stupid line. The psychos are the ones who DON’T look.
Marsha: of course i remember your posts, but didn’t you used to be
“Martha?” Why don’t the old-timers post in dumping forums anymore?
Does anyone ever weigh their loads? I’ve become rather disenchanted with
the dictatorship of the toilet over the act of dumping, and so i often
shit on the bathroom floor onto one of those plastic gorcery bags and
then take it out back and throw it in the trash. I bought a digital scale
at Staples for 35$ and before i toss out my shit, i weigh it.
When I first began this, i was surprised at how little a large dump
actually weighs. You hear these stories about people claiming they shit
out 10 pounds. But for me, (and i’m not little) anything 1 pound (450 g)
or larger qualifies as a huge dump. My largest one ever was 20 ounces
(565 g) and i estimate that it was roughly equivalent to about 36″ of
logs.
An average nice dump weighs 280-350 g. Anything under 200 g (7 ounces) is
disappointing. BTW my body weight is about 170 lbs (male) and i am in
good shape and physically active. I almost always dump only once per day.
I’m interested in any numbers anyone else might have (especially the
ladies).
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Michelle
Katherine
1. Were you ever as a child given permission by anyone to go in your
pants? yes
2. Have you ever as a child went in your pants on purpose as part of a
game? (Truth or Dare, Hold it Contest, Playing as the baby or small child
while playing house house, etc.) yes,often.
3. Have you ever as a child went in their pants on accident because you
didn’t want to stop doing whatever you were doing? yes,
4. Have you ever as a child went in your pants either on accident or on
purpose while you were sick? yes,
5. Have you ever as a child went in your pants either on accident or on
purpose while in the hospital? yes,a few times
6. Have you ever as a child went in your pants out of fear? yes
7. Have you ever as a child went in your pants because you were locked in
a room with no bathroom or locked out of the bathroom? yes,sometimes
8. Have you ever as a child went in your pants while traveling in a car?
yes,a lot
9. Have you ever as a child went in your pants while traveling on an
airplane? no
10. Have you ever as a child went in your pants rather than use a public
toilet? no I always go outside
11. Have you ever as a child pooped in your bathing suit either by
accident or on purpose? yes,often
12. Have you ever as a child went in your pants because you were
physically unable? (Broken leg, physical handicap, etc.) yes,when my
mum was out for shopping
13. Have you ever as a child gone in your pants because you were unable
to get undessed quickly enough? yes,a lot
14. Have you ever as a child went in your pants because you weren’t
allowed to go? yes,often
15. Have you ever as a child went in your pants in defiance? (Just to be
a pain in the butt.) yes
16. Have you ever as a child went in your pants because there were no
toilets available or because the toilet was broken? yes,or i went outside
17. Have you ever as a child went in your pants while at the movie
theater rather than miss the movie? yes
18. Have you ever as a child went in your pants because you were too
tired/lazy to get out of bed? yes
19. Have you ever as a child went in your pants while on stage performing
or any other time while a large crowd was focused on you? yes,sometimes
at a concert
20. Have you ever as a child went in your pants in front of your friends
during a sleepover or party? yes
21. Did anyone go in their pants while reading this list because it took
them so long to get through all the questions that they couldn’t hold it
any longer? no
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Thursday, March 06, 2003
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Anon
>That remindet me of my time in primary school. As you know, soccer is
very >famous in germany. So one PE-lessen, we were playing football.
There was >this guy, who was very well-liked. He was running towards the
ball and, >with great force: shot – but in both directions. The ball was
flying >directly into the goal, and shit was squirting out into his
pants. When >this happened, you could hear a “pffftblubblub” sound
comeing from him. I >REALLY felt sorry for him, but I had to laugh as
well. It was so funny. >The strange thing about that is, that some people
are allways teased for >this, and others, like this boy, are not. The
normal reaction you get for >them is “Yes, even HE is not aware of it!”
Cheater! Jet propulsion isn’t allowed!
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Twice Shy
Correct me if I’m wrong…
I seem to hear a lot about folks who scrub away at their bungholes with
the T.P., as though they were using a brush to clean the mildew from
their shower, or some such. This sounds totally alien to the way I
somehow came to wipe my own particular butt. I will obtain a sizable wad
of the paper at hand and take a long, single stroke, from the perineum
rearward, and up out of the cleft, then drop it in. Should a residue
remain, I’ll repeat with a new wad. The thought of grabbing a handful of
crap and then re-applying it does not “sound right”. I’m thinking there
are some who can manipulate the paper so as to obtain new and untouched
areas from a single handhold, as one might with facial tissue at one’s
nose, only we’re talking crap, after all. I suspect I was brought up to
fear one’s feces, as “dirty”. And let’s face it, folks, it’s hard to deny
the nominal truth to that. Reciprocating motions as to the wipe are not
part of my routine, and never have been. Maybe I’! m misinterpreting what
I hear 2nd hand. I know the female routine would not include too long of
a retrograde stroke, for fear of pushing the e coli to an unwelcome
anterior orifice. I’m after the one and final wipe, digging on down
towards that dentate line as near I can with the initial stroke.
Sometimes we’re talking 4 or 5 wads, though I rarely clog the bowl.
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Sara
1. How many times have you dropped poop on the bathroom floor instead of
the toilet? Yes, at home just to try, and also in a really dity restroom
2. Have you ever seen your parents in the bathroom on the toilet pooping
and pissing? yes, very often. We have a very open household and we always
share the bathroom and often see each other nude and pooping and peeing
3. To the men have ever used a womens restroom?
4. To the women have you ever used a mens restroom? Yes, the ladies was
full or when the ladies is locked.
5. To men do you flush the urinal after using it?
6. To women do you flush the toilet after pissing in it? Usualy
7. Have you ever pissed on the floor in the bathroom? Yes, it went all
over and took some time to clean up
8. Do you always wipe? always
9. Have you ever left the toilet seat up in a public restroom? often.
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Renthal
Hey sorry I haven’t posted in a while I have been busy with school crap.
Anyway I have something cool to tell. This morning driving to school I
listen to the radio. Well these guys called Marc and Brian were on and
some chick called in said that she is a marathon runner. Well then she
went on to say that after she runs like that she has the biggest bowl
movement ever. Then she emphised the biggest ever part and then they were
asking here about her poop, and about the size of the loads if she runs
half a marathon and she said they are still huge. Anyway my sister this
morning before school she is 14 went into the bathroom and just stunk it
up. She is really shy about her poops so I don’t think she really new
this but when she went in I went to put jell in my hair and she had left
the worst skid mards I had ever seen. You could harley see the bowl of
the toilet in the lower half and the water was all discolord. Anway I
will post more later… bye
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Bryian
To Manhattan Girl: Enjoyed your story.
To SeXy gIrL: Sounds like a nice dump you had.
To Crystal: Loved your story..sounds like a nice dump you had and you’ve
been constipated…how long has it been since you last pooped?
To Sara: You really saw marie Osmand taking a dump? cool
To Felix: Liked your stories..would like to hear more..are you the one
who does the poop logs?
To Nick: Liked your story..i know that those guys were mean to you but do
you think any chance they wanted to see your turds?
To Moderator: I don’t wanna be picky and make you people mad but i’ve
noiced my last few posts having showed up? am i doing something wrong?
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Look again, they are all there.
Katherine
1. Were you ever as a child given permission by anyone to go in your
pants? no
2. Have you ever as a child went in your pants on purpose as part of a
game? (Truth or Dare, Hold it Contest, Playing as the baby or small child
while playing house house, etc.) yes, only a few times
3. Have you ever as a child went in their pants on accident because you
didn’t want to stop doing whatever you were doing? yes, too often
4. Have you ever as a child went in your pants either on accident or on
purpose while you were sick? yes, expecialy in bed
5. Have you ever as a child went in your pants either on accident or on
purpose while in the hospital? yes, when I got my appendix removed
6. Have you ever as a child went in your pants out of fear? yes
7. Have you ever as a child went in your pants because you were locked in
a room with no bathroom or locked out of the bathroom? yes, when i got
locked in my room for a day
8. Have you ever as a child went in your pants while traveling in a car?
when i was very very young
9. Have you ever as a child went in your pants while traveling on an
airplane? no
10. Have you ever as a child went in your pants rather than use a public
toilet? no but i always go outside
11. Have you ever as a child pooped in your bathing suit either by
accident or on purpose? yes, to see what it would feel like and also
underwater many times
12. Have you ever as a child went in your pants because you were
physically unable? (Broken leg, physical handicap, etc.) yes, in the
hospital only for fun. I also got a nurse to help me hold the urinating
cup over my vagina in the hospital.
13. Have you ever as a child gone in your pants because you were unable
to get undessed quickly enough? yes
14. Have you ever as a child went in your pants because you weren’t
allowed to go? a few times
15. Have you ever as a child went in your pants in defiance? (Just to be
a pain in the butt.) yes
16. Have you ever as a child went in your pants because there were no
toilets available or because the toilet was broken? no , i went outside
17. Have you ever as a child went in your pants while at the movie
theater rather than miss the movie? no
18. Have you ever as a child went in your pants because you were too
tired/lazy to get out of bed? only at the hospital
19. Have you ever as a child went in your pants while on stage performing
or any other time while a large crowd was focused on you? no
20. Have you ever as a child went in your pants in front of your friends
during a sleepover or party? yes
21. Did anyone go in their pants while reading this list because it took
them so long to get through all the questions that they couldn’t hold it
any longer? no
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Jenna
Hi all havent posted for ages
i have a story to tell you of when i was about 9 or10
i was playing in the garden on my own when i got a very big urge to poop
but i didnt want to go inside so i carried on playing untill i couldnt
hold it any more so i ran inside to the toilet with poop litrally poking
out. i got to the toilet pulled down my jeans and as i pulled my panties
a little turd fell into them followed by another pieace onto the floor, i
then emptyed the rest of my self into the toilet. i was to embaressed to
tell my mum so i hid the turd on the floor under a rug in the toilet and
my panties under my bed in my bedroom. of course my mum found the one
under the rug and then i took her into my bedroom and had to show her the
one under my bed. she bent me over her knee and spanked me ha ha
-river i like to pee in my panties to i like to stand in the shower
whilst its off and pee myself it feels so nice
see you all soon *jen*
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