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Working Gal Liz
Hello again forum. I say “again” because I posted here a long time ago
under the handle “College gal Liz” I believe it was or something close to
that a few years ago. Well I have still been reading the forum often but
haven’t had anything really interesting to post but today I do :-). To
get you guys up to speed I am 22 now and will turn 23 at the end of the
month and I graduated earlier this year finally. After looking for a job
in my field, which happens to be accounting, for nearly a year I finally
got a chance at permanent gig working for a firm, all I have to do is
pass their training course which is six weeks. This story is about
something that happened to me earlier this week.

Now I have always been one to be slow to adjust to new situations as far
as bowel functions go and I am ashamed to say that I am one of those
ladies that has serious anxieties about dumping in public restrooms to
the point where my little ???? will go into some kind of “auto hold” mode
to keep me from having to go through the embarrassment of going in a
public place. I’ve been in this program for 4 weeks now and even with my
slightly changed eating habits I had been lucky enough to not have had
much trouble with waiting to get home to poop until this week.

Since starting this class in the city I have had to pick up something for
lunch from a nearby food court and of course now that I am not at home as
much anymore my boyfriend insists on taking me out to dinner one more
night a week than we used to so we can have more time together. Even
though I have been eating more I have actually been going less it seems,
and a few days in class it has left me feeling kind of packed and
uncomfortable.

This week in class on Wednesday I was afraid it would be another one of
those days as I hadn’t gone in two days already and I had had a really
large plate of pancakes, bacon, eggs, and hash browns from Denny’s the
night before which left me stuffed. The next morning came and I still
didn’t have the urge to take a dump. On the train going into the city
though I felt it start building up and I began feeling gassy. After
holding it in for the entire train-ride as soon as I got off into the
noisy station I let loose to my hearts content which made me feel much
better for the time being.

As I arrived at the classroom I worried things would get really
uncomfortable as I would no longer have the luxury of passing my warm gas
at will. So I sat and did my work feeling uncomfortable on and off until
around 3:00 at which point I could feel something moving down there.
Since everyone was hard at work on our assignment things were quiet and I
knew I may be able to get some privacy in the ladies room so for the next
half hour I contemplated whether or not it would be a good idea to sneak
away and take my crap as quickly as I could.

At around 3:30, after packing a little bit more into my stomach with a
slice of pizza at lunch time, I decided I simply couldn’t wait any longer
and quickly got up to go to the restroom. To save some time I began to
push while walking down the hall and I was able to get it started because
I knew my body’s anxiety wouldn’t let me get this one out easily. I was
in luck as the restroom was completely empty so I went into the first
stall, undid my rather tight fitting tan dress pants and slid them along
with my panties down to my ankles and sat down spreading my cheeks apart
on the seat. I immediately bore down as hard as I possibly could, I’m
sure I had a priceless expression on my face :-), and began to pee. Very
soon I could feel a very hard piece of poop slowly coming out, so being
the curious person I am I opened my legs to watch it come out. It was
blunt on the end and light brown in color, to my surprise I could smell
it pretty strongly as it came out as I usually can’t smell anything when
I’m at home, I guess it’s because there’s no fan in the restroom at work.
As the hard chunk of my waste fell into the water with a slight splash
the smell was still hanging in the air so I did a courtesy flush, it was
then that two ladies walked into the restroom so I was glad the hardest
part was done but I could feel a little more in there so I began pushing
again and the tip of the turd fell into the water. I tore off some paper
and wiped sitting down even though I usually stand up to do it, it was a
pretty clean one so I finished, washed and went back. My stomach and my
rear end were a little uneasy after all that work as I went back and sat
down but I think I hid it well ;-).

I was feeling much better the last hour or so I was there but I knew
there had to be more built up inside to come out. That evening I realized
I was right in a biiiig way. I spent the evening not having to go at all
until I was doing my nightly exercise routine right before bed at around
9:30. As happens often I was hit with another urge suddenly as I was
doing my stomach crunches so I had to stop right there and run across the
hall to the bathroom as much as I hate stopping in the middle. I took off
my exercise shorts and just slid my panties down to my ankles, sat down,
and began to push. A dark brown hard chunk came out easily soon after
with a second chunk following right afterwards. Usually this is it for
me; it comes out quickly and cleanly but not this time. I could actually
feel more in there which is totally unusual for me. I stayed seated and
began pushing again raising my feet to my tippy toes and throwing off my
panties too. Another small piece made its way out but this one was much
softer. I stayed seated taking a rest positive I was finished but like a
minute later I could feel there was even more to come. I bore down yet
again and I could feel more soft poop start to slide out, I was amazed as
it got longer and longer so I watched this long thing come out between my
legs in total astonishment. Soon after that I saw it slide into the water
and lay on top of the hole at the bottom of the toilet too long to sink
all the way to the bottom like the rest of my healthy pile down there.

I stood up to wipe and tore off some tissue and as I wiped I realized I
was an absolute mess down there as I could feel my hole was covered with
my own soft crap. After wiping about 5 times I flushed even though I
wasn’t done because our toilet is easily clogged. I was horrified but not
surprised to see my load had stopped up our weak toilet but relieved when
I saw it was only having brief trouble and the water kept going. I wiped
4 more times and when I was sufficiently clean I got dressed again
feeling very much cleaned out. But I still don’t see how the other gals
at the office can just go into the restroom and loudly fart and poop so
easily as I have heard and smelled it quite a few times…

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Megan
To Brenda:

I loved your story about you and your two friends peeing into the urinal
device while camping and would dearly love to hear more about your friend
with the mega-bladder. Weird as it may sound the size of my bladder
helped me achieve some notoriety as well as some new girlfriends when I
transferred to a new school in the middle of last year. At first I was
having a hard time getting used to the new surroundings. One girl who was
supposed to be popular and the center of attention really ticked me off
by accusing me of not being a real blond (I am) and telling me not to try
to hit on certain guys. Finally I thought enough was enough.

One afternoon I saw her go into one of the girl’s restrooms with a few of
her firnds in tow. I hadn’t gone to the bathroom all day and just knew
from experience that I could probably take a pretty long and loud pee–I
can out-pee anyone in my family ten times over without really trying and
my mom and older sisters are always amazed how much I can pee. So it’s no
stretch to say I knew I could put on a good peeing demo. Anyway I went in
just after they went in, and went into a stall a couple down from her.
She started a few seconds before me but I quickly started up, making sure
I went straight into the middle of the water. And I went…and went…and
went…Her girlfriends started coming out of their stalls and going over
to the sink area as I continued to pee and pee. Then I heard her finish
and loiter around a little before ripping off a tissue. Then she came out
and went over to join her friends at the sink and mirror. By this time I
had been going (no fooling) for at least like 3-4 minutes, but I knew I
had more to go. So I kept going until my stream tapered off to a real
long series of splishes and splashes. I started hearing some whispering
going on but I had no idea how much an impression I had made. When I came
out it was like “Gawd, we were all wondering how long you were going to
go.” And I was like “ho-hum, it was no big deal I’ve gone a lot longer
and more.” Much to my glee, my arch rival queen bitch was thoroughly
humbled and defeated in this womanly battle of the bladders. Long story
short, by the end of the year I had a tight cadre of bathroom buddies and
fans.

I nearly forgot Brenda- I went over to a pajama party over Easter where
they had one of those red “she-inal” things that one of my girlfriend’s
older sister got from a catalogue. Ours was red with large female funnel
attachment at the end. The box that it came in said it held 1000ml which
I’m pretty sure means 1 liter. Later on that night when we all had to go
we took turns going in it to test our aim and bladders. After watching a
couple of the other go into it and fill it from half to three-quarters
full, I was sure that I could fill it no problem. I chugged water like
mad until one of my girlfriends piped up and told me it was my turn-
everybody wanted to see visually what my endless pisses at school
translated into. After a lot of begging I relented and we all retired to
the bathroom where I sat on the edge of the toilet seat and placed the
red she-inal porta potty with the white female adapter just under me. It
was hard to get going at first with an audience but slowly the drips,
then a trickle then a stream came out. The somewhat translucent container
began to fill and fill as I peed and peed, an eager audience of my
girlfriends staring straight at me. Then I swear, the container filled
completely up, including the funnel adapter, and my pee started spilling
down the sides on to the tile floor of the bathroom. My girlfriends began
squeeling for me to stop peeing, but I continued peeing anyway! Seriously
I was nowhere NEAR done yet, and was having so much fun showing-off the
size of my bladder I was not going to stop. I continued to pee amongst
the hoot and hollers of amazement all the while pee was flowing all over
the floor. By the time I stopped going all of them thought I was
Supergirl or something.

I can’t tell you how much I peed, but it looked like more ended up on the
bathroom floor than in the container. Brenda, how long and how much can
your girlfriend pee? It would be fun to have a contest with her, even a
hypothetical one.

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Buickman
Dear Quizzical:

In most cases the affected parts of the body are the spine, of course,
and the urethral area, which would affect one’s ability to urinate (or
not, depending on the severity of the condition). I am not a medical
doctor (studied mostly psychology, and some anatomy) so I cannot tell you
that I have really seen firsthand what is so, but we have known a fair
number of people over the years with this condition (including my
mother-in-law, who was affected only in her spine). Neighbors of ours had
a daughter who was affected in her urethral area as well as her spine.
The parents told us that their physician advised that it would take 2
separate surgeries to correct her urethral area, and as far as I know,
this was the case. We last saw her when she was 16, and walked fairly
normally, was absolutely beautiful, and pees normally, too, although we
did not ask about that!
We have some lifelong friends, school friends of my wife, who have a son
who is 21 with spina bifada. He has gone through countless surgeries, but
still has to use a catheter. It all depends on the individual.
I have never heard of anyone with spina bifada having had bowel or rectal
involvement, but again, I am not a medical doctor and can only speak from
knowing 6 or 8 people with the condition.

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JoJo
Hi there! I’m a thirty-something woman who’s into pee and any sort of
bathroom humour and discussion. I’ve got quite a few stories to tell, but
some are really long, so I’ll tell them later. It’s nice to know I’m
normal, though! My husband, for the most part, is very understanding,
although he’s a biologist who works with human cadavers, so he’s very
open about bodily functions! Also, he’s French. Does anyone else find
that the French are more open about this sort of thing, or is it just him?
Nice to meet all of you, and happy toileting!

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outdoorpee
@ Sarah Elizabeth: Loved your storys, can you write more of them?

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James
Hey everyone! I am a 16 year old male and had a story about pooping next
to a hot girl that I am friends with. Well a couple of weeks ago I was at
a camp for a week. The bathrooms there were terrible. It was a little
outhouse with two toilets side by side. The two toilets were about an
inch away from eachother ontop of a box. Well I have a friend named Kelly
who I talked into driving up that night and visiting me. When she got
there we all ate dinner in camp. We had a beef stew and some cabbage and
it was very good. After a while my stomach started to turn and I had to
go to that outhouse bad. I told Kelly I had to use the bathroom and
quickly went into the outhouse. The outhouse smelled terrible and was
very dirty. I tried to put some toilet paper on the seat but was too
desperate and had to go. I yanked down my jeans to between my knees and
calves and let er rip. Right about the time that I let my explosive shit
go, the door swung open and Kelly ran into the bathroom. She didnt say a
word but she looked like she was going to be sick. She jumped up into the
outhouse and jiggled with her belt. She finally got it loose and unzipped
her pants. She quickly shoved them down on her sexy tan thighs and
quickly set down. She let out a load of nasty diarrhea. I couldnt help
but look because her beautiful ass was touching my ass on the two seater
shitter. She was sitting almost straight up, but her back was bent
because her butt was hanging back because of the size. Kelly has long
blonde hair and very nice legs. She is about 5’5. WELL, while she was
pooping she was letting out very sexy soft grunts and I was getting
REALLY REALLY turned on. I got the biggest hard on. She was holding her
stomach and I was just trying to keep it cool and not be how obvious she
was turning me on. After about 5 minutes I was finished but she was still
letting out little squirts. She finally finished but there was no toilet
paper on her side. She asked me “Can you please hand me the toilet paper
to clean up this big mess?” I smiled and handed it to her. As she was
wiping I tore a little of the roll as she held it and began to wipe. We
finished at exaclty the same time and she pulled up her baby blue thong
and blue jeans. She stopped me before we stepped out of the outhouse and
said “well, now i guess we both saw a side of eachother that we didnt
ever think we would see. I hope you werent grossed out and think of me
differnt now.” I told her that it didnt bother me one bit and was
actually didnt mind the situation that we had been put in. She smiled and
gave me a hug and a kiss (which didnt help my hard not situation at all)
She noticed the huge bulge in my pants that I was trying to hide. She
just laughed and said “im glad to see you enjoyed this, Maybe itll happen
again someday” and walked out of the outhouse. **Tell me what you think
about this post. Does any one else have any stories like this? and LADIES
do you think it is odd that i was so turned on by seeing my attractive
friend pooping next to me in the outhouse? Thanks Alot,
James

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Nicky from Ontario, canada
ok just a quyestion here, i’ve been reading these and noticed that quite
a few times a man says he gets an erection from pooping. is this from all
kinds of poop, or just big hard ones?? im confused here. i also like to
know if it is normal to sit with your signicant other while they are
using the toilet?? my bf is often constipated and he likes the company, i
hold hs hand, rub his back and belly and help him try to relax, is this
common???

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Bryian
To Son of a Preacher Man: Loved your story..how old is your and yoru
brother?

To Other Son of Preacher Man: Loved your story >To Dolan: Loved your
story The other day after work, i had to poop and i had this big 8 inch
log…thats all thats new with me..gotta run bye

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Eric in Chicago
Dolan: Great story.

Ryan S.: yes, coffee usually does it to me (it tends to do it to most
people, though the reason isn’t fully understood. It’s not due to
caffeine, though; the effects can be reproduced with decaf. Part of it
may in fact be a conditioned response.

Mary: If I’m wearing pants with a zipper/fly, I’ll use it (along with the
fly in my underwear) for peeing. If I’m wearing basketball shorts or the
like, I’ll pull them down along with my underwear. If I’m wearing just
underwear (either briefs or boxers) I’ll usually pull them down as well,
even though they have flies. Go figure.

Oddly enough, in some other forums (not directly toilet-related) the same
question was asked and the results came in almost the opposite from here;
almost nobody used their flies. Some of those forums were a bit sexually
oriented, and I have a sneaking suspicion that most of the guys were
trying to imply that their equipment was too big to use their flies.
There’s definitely less of that dynamic here (though probably the people
there don’t clog the toliets as much as we claim to!).

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Gracie
hi! i’ve been a “lurker” here for sometime–until now have been too shy
to post. i pee several times a day and have at least one BM a day,
sometimes two (unless i’m having diahrrea). my BMs are kind of rough on
my stomach as i often have bad cramps or a bad stomach ache for about
twenty minutes or more before my BM, but it really feels good to get it
out. at the moment i can’t think of any stories to share but perhaps some
will come to mind soon. i haven’t seen many surveys recently, so i
thought i’d make one! since i am having a pretty awful ???? ache right
now (and will be making a trip to the bathroom soon), the survey is
mostly about BMs/stomachaches. some of these questions have probably been
used before but i hope that doesn’t make anyone not want to answer. enjoy!

1. Do you have a stomach ache, cramps, gas, bloating, or queasiness
before a BM?
2. If so, are you able to hold it or do you need to go right away?
3. Have you ever felt nauseous before or after a BM?
4. Do you hold or massage your ???? in order to feel better (before,
during, or after BM)?
5. Does your stomach hurt more when you are about to have a BM or when
you are constipated?
6. When you feel constipated, do you massage your stomach and if so, does
it help?
7. Do you generally feel better after pooping?

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Linda
Yesterday my toilet got blocked up, Im not sure whats wrong with it but
it has never really flushed properly. However, this time, when I flush
it, it just fills up with water and doesn’t flush anything away. I’ve
been avoiding flushing it and now its full of toilet paper. I didn’t even
think that I would be needing to take a dump this morning but after I ate
breakfast, I felt the urge to go. I didn’t want to risk using the toilet
(there is only one in my house) because it meant that I wouldn’t be able
to flush it. I thought about waiting until I got to work but I couldn’t
wait, so when I went to have a shower, I took a bucket in there with me.
I was going to take a shit in the bucket but I ended up squatting in the
shower, with the water still running and I managed to squeeze out a very
messy poo. There was a big pile of light brown poo in the shower, next to
the drain. It was interesting to see how big the pile was, as Ive never
taken a dump in the shower before. I washed it down the drain with the
running water and cleaned the shower with bleach. It was a nice
experience, doing a poo in the shower as I was able to wash my arse
aferwards.

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Clint
Hi

I have Spina Bifida and have no bowel control or feeling below the waist.
I therefore have no idea what it feels like to need a poop.

I was wondering if someone out there could describe the feeling to me?

Is there a sensation when the poop is coming on but is still a way off
(ie: further up the digestive system)? What is the feeling like when you
are going to have diarreah? What is the feeling like when you are going
to have a normal poop? What is the feeling like when it is going to be a
big firm poop?

I would appreciate to hear from someone on this – especially a female 🙂

Thanks
Clint

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LoggerMan
I am very happy to have found this site. Nice to know there are others
with the same predilections as me. I especially like the stories by women
and girls about pooing outdoors or in their pants. I often dream of being
with a girl when she has to poo and she lets me watch. I like to poo
outdoors, and often do. I have to drive to somewhere where nobody would
recognise me if they caught me. I am nearly 50 now and not as brave as I
used to be. I now only go for walks in the countryside and do it in
remote spots. When I was younger I used to like to shit in multi-storey
carparks, down alleys, on the floor of public conveniences, as a teenager
I once with a friend both had a shit on the floor in a train compartment
just before it came into our stop. I have only once been caught, a few
years ago I was walking in Wales and my bowels were really urgently
needing relief. I held it as long as possible but eventually had to stop
and drop my trousers and let go a big loose pile of really smelly
yellowish poo. It took a bit of wiping and as I did so, two women came
round a corner and saw me. They were as embarrassed as I was and didn’t
say anything. I never want to poo at someone’s house because other
people’s toilets aren’t often very effective. (Did you see Jim Davidson a
couple of weeks ago having a laugh on this very subject?) The most recent
time I pooed outdoors was 3 weeks ago, I was staying at my
mother-in-law’s house and needed a poo which I sensed was going to be a
biggie and probably beyond the power of the WC. I grabbed some TP and
said I’d take the dog for a walk. As soon as we were in the alley behind
the house I pulled my trousers down, squatted and out fell a big soft
log, with no exertion needed at all. It was right in the middle of the
alley, and a bit risky as someone could have come along but they didn’t.
Well I’ll have to go now, work to do and all that, but I’m glad to have
found this site and will continue to visit. By the way does anybody have
any ideas about what sort of things to eat to ensure you get firm solid
poo? Because as well as doing it outdoors I also like to do it in my
hands and in the bath but not so good when it’s all soft and sloppy.
Happy crapping everybody
LoggerMan

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Steve B.
Shela,”The Fart Woman”,you sound like a very unique woman. You actually
enjoy farting out loud in public? Wow! How loud are your farts? What is
the longest fart you let out time-wise? What are the reactions of the
people around you, when you let them out? What foods make you gassy?
There are a lot of men out there that appreciate women who are not
ashamed to make loud,long,smelly farts!!! Can you describe what you look
like for us? And please continue to post your vivid fart stories!
Sincerely,Steve B.

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Saturday, July 17, 2004

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P-bone
Ever have to pee so hard it hurts your kidneys? I was driving the other
day & really had to go. There wasn’t any place to pull over & just pee so
I just kept going to my destination (the beach, about 20 min. down the
road).

I finally made it to the public toilets by the beach and got some relief,
but the strain caused a really bad ache in my lower back (I’m assuming
that was my kidney) and my crotch/bladder region. It also made me a
little nauseous and dizzy. I had to rest by my car for about 10 minutes
before I was ready to walk down to the ocean.

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Quizzical
Hello fellow toileteers,
Does anyone here have spina bifida or know someone well who does? I’m
dating a woman who has spina bifida and I was wondering since she is
basically paralized from the waist down, do people with this affliction
poop normally, or do they have to wear a colostomy bag or a diaper?
Thanks, Quizzical

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Mary
to all guys who answered my question: thanks a lot! i have always been
curious as to how u do that.
another question: do u ever get self consious about peeing in public
restrooms? again, details please! if u have any questions 4 me, please
ask! ill be happy to answer.

ill post a story soon, but i gotta go now (literally and figurativley)

thanks again!;)

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To Son of A Preacher Man: Read your story. I can’t believe that you would
be that traumatized to crap in front of your brother! Everyone goes to
the bathroon. And as you see, it was no big deal to go. As they say “shit
happens”!

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ucgenie
Ryan s, I agree coffee is the best directic. after 3 cups I need to dump
and NOW! I usually open my zipper and reach inside my jockeys and pull
out my dick.

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Bisou
Hi, I’m new to this board. I’m a teenage girl, still in high school, and
although I haven’t had an actual accident since I was a little kid, I am
very into bathroom humour and any sort of discussion about it, and have
been ever since I could remember.
Here’s a very awkward story: one day after school, I stayed a little
later and found I needed to take a dump. Being a little constipated,
since I usually avoid using public toilets for anything except pee, I was
very nervous. I snuck into a bathroom and the light was off. I clicked
the switch over once, which was a bad idea. No sooner had I sat down and
started pushing a really hard poo out, then the light went off!
Apparently, I had only pushed it onto the motion sensor!
Swearing silently, I tried with great force to suck the blasted thing
back into my butt, and waddled over to switch the light back on. However,
I completely lost the urge and was in absolute agony when I could finally
go again!
Well, nice to actually talk to some people that have this same interest.
I’m not as weird as I thought!

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