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Nathanial
I’m working at a grocery store this summer for a bit extra money (i’m in
highschool) and i’ve seen many funny things.
About a week ago this really hot girl came into the store. She was around
17, i’d guess (i’m 17) and had strait brown hair, she was thin, and
pretty, fair skinned, brown eyed…she was just really hot. She came into
the store, and she was looking a bit uncomfortable. I was orgainizing the
things in the isles, so I walked around near her for a while while she
collects her things. Suddenly she stops and clutches her ????. SHe needs
to shit! i realized! A minute later she comes up to me and says, “excuse
me, but where are the ladies rooms?” I directed her to them, kind of
following her. THe ladies rooms were out of service, and this hot girl
groans, closes her eyes, and doubles over in pain. The girl touches her
ass for a second, and says “NO!” softly to herself. I figured that she
was really desperate. “You can use the mens room,” i told her, but she
said that it was okay, she didn’t need to go very badly. i knew better.
SO this girl wanders around the store getting the rest of what she needs,
the look of pain on her face getting worse and worse. Suddenly she says,
“Damn it!” and runs to the bathroom, one hand on her stomach, and one on
her ass. The restroom is still not working, and the girl says, “OMG, i’m
doing it!” she sounded horrified. I can see a bit of a bulge form in her
pants. Suddenly she runs off to an empty corner of the store, where i
witness her pull down per pants and underwear, shit out two long hard
logs, and then have a loud noisy diarrhea explosion. Then she quickly
pulled up her pants, and paid. I watched her go into the parking lot, and
the second she was out of the store she runs to a trashcan and pukes her
guts out. It was interesting.
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Mowgli
One time me and my sisters were at the park with this one girl we met
there, and she had to go to the bathroom. We didn’t go with her because
there was no doors in the stalls. She came back 30 minutes later, and
told us that she missed. So we went in the bathrooms because she was
going to show us and when we got there poop was all over the stall!!!!
She was standing there laughing while we were looking in DISGUST! There
was chunks of corn and mac and cheese, but there was no cheese. Then we
asked her how could you miss? She said that she didn’t want to sit on the
toilet so she stood up half squating. It looked like melted, chunky
brownies smeared on the walls. Plus she didn’t wipe. Trust me you didn’t
want to smell. Till this day we haven’t been able to go there again in
fear of seeing her again. And that was a couple years ago. My friend
Bethany still queefs in fear from the adrenalin.
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Allison
I am new here but I have read a lot, but I rememebr this story, it didn’t
happen for me but i felt sorry for the girl it did happen to. I was at
baseball game and I wasn’t that interested and i had to pee so I went to
the bathroom did my thing. When i got out of the stall there were these 2
girls standing in the middle of the bathroom. one girl looked very
uncomfortable, she was wearing this really complicated pants w/ ties and
buttons and she couldn’t get them undone herself. Her friend was trying
to help her and didn’t do it fast enough because the poor girl just peed
her pants. Lesson learned, don’t wear complicated pants and hold your pee
for a long time.
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PrettyPooper
CHELSEA M. AND TARA- Wow! almost the exact same thing happened to my
friend and me the other nite! My best friend Amy and I are also really
open about pooping only we dont like toilets. We both enjoy pooping our
panties and pooping outdoors. Amy does that awesome stomach massage thing
too.
Now for my story. Once, when I was sleeping over at Amy’s house, we
decided to share her king size bed since it was really cold. We were
sleeping when suddenly I awoke to find Amy grunting and moving around
under the sheets. I said “Amy?” but she was fast asleep. I lifted up the
sheets and looked underneath to find Amy pulling down her PJs and
spreading her cheeks with her hands! The tip of a thick solid brown log
was poking out of her anus. She was pooping the bed in her sleep! I
watched in amazement as the huge turd inched its way onto the bed. She
farted, grunted, then pushed harder as her poop slid out farther. I
rubbed her stomach hard and she groaned as the end of the massive snake
left her butthole. The turd was about a foot and a half long, smooth and
solid. I laughed then woke Amy up and explained to her what she had done.
We couldn’t stop giggling and we took a picture to remember the monster
poop by.
Keep your stories comin Chels and Tara :)!!
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Mike
Hey guys.
I haven’t been reading or writing here in a while. Good to be back. I
want to share a big poo experience I had today.
I was sitting reading something, and I was farting a lot. My farts were
loud and stinky. Soon after, I felt a good poo coming, so I went to the
bathroom, pulled down my pants and sat on the toilet. My poo started to
poke out as I was pulling down my pants. Well, the poo poking out broke
off and plopped into the toilet. I then farted, and then my butt opened
up and a big poo started crackling out. This poo came out slowly, and
kept coming and coming. It plopped into the toilet. When I was done, I
looked and saw that my poo was 1 foot long. What a poo! I flushed and
left.
This leads me to half an hour later. I was farting and farting again. I
then had to suddenly make my way to the bathroom, pull down my pants, and
sit on the toilet. As soon as I sat down, I farted, and a poo quickly
made its was out of my butt. I got up and looked and this poo was
skinnier than the first, but was just as long. Two winners in one day! I
flushed and left.
Well, that’s all for today.
Keep up the poo!
Take care guys.
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anna
hello first time posting i have been reading great stories i love the
detail and ecspically the stories about soft musshy and runny poop. I am
a female that is 5’6 blonde hair blue eyes. I love watching and looking
at other girls poop. escpically in there panties and pants. it just makes
me a little wet you know were! well actually just thinking about it does
that to me. anyways on to the two things i wanted to say.
1st. i was on my way home from college and i was driving home on the
interstate. I hadnt pooped in 3 or 4 days and i was like 10 mintues away
from my house when i suddenly had the urge to poop. Well i pushed it off
didnt hurt that bad and i was almost home. So i continued down the road
nearing the off ramp when i got on of those cramps that almost makes you
cry. I stoped turned my blinker on and as i started to turn i farted a
long slient fart. I instanly smelt it. and knew i only had a few minutes
before there was going to be a mess. ( i always wear full panties expect
for when i go on dates,just for these reasons, i seem to enjoy those
accidents so i usally have a plastic trash bag under my driver side
seat.) so i quickly pulled it out and sat on it with my undies only on. i
stoped just long enough to take my skirt off. So i thought i could make
it home i didnt want to let this one go in my panties it would be
horbbile to clean up so i drove fast hoping i could hold it . i neared my
road that i lived on and came to the stop light off course its RED. im
sitting there only 2minutes from my house when the biggest cramp of my
life hits me. its sends me cold chills at first then i double over and it
stops nothing. umm thats werid i thought. so the light turns green and i
start driving then a fart comes out of nowhere and i feel a little hard
turd slid into my pants. Then i fart again another hard turd. So i keep
driving now only 1 minute to my house and and cramp hits me agian. This
time i have to pull the car over along side the road. it buckles me over
and i start to cry when my anus opens up and a huge turd roound turd gets
expelled into my pants wow….it must have been 5 inches and perfectly
round. so i am sitting on a huge ball and then i start driving again and
my stomach is just sturring up a hurricane. I start to pull into my
driveway when i feel what i didnt want to happen i rush up the drive and
as the garage door is opeining so does my anus soft poop starts to ozzz
out a little bit at a time. i feel it starting to build up just a little
bit on top of the giant hard turd. i pull in stand up and close the
garage door as i walk in the screen door. i start to run to the restroom
when a cramp hits me and send me doubling over agian. This time there is
no stoping it i feel the smooth soft poop roping out and i am now on the
brink of loosing it. I walk into the bathroom and step into the tub as i
know i cant control what this next cramp is about to do to me. I ready
myself for it hits me so hard that my legs give out and i fall to the tub
and then it doubles me over and i put my hands on my stomach and start
crying as it wont go away then as i start to rub it i loose all control.
I fart a huge echoing one that boucnce off the tub and i then the games
begin. first wave is just smooth soft poop that last for about 30seconds
wow it was starting to go halfway up my vagina and a little on my back.
then it stops i know its not over i stand up and i have a huge mirror on
the wall of my shower and tub. it is just sitting there squishing
togehter when the second cramp hits me and the wave follows it is super
soft and quickly lets loose enough to go above my clitirous and halfway
up my back of my panites. it lasted 10secs at the most then i feel the 3
cramp and the turn of events that happens next is unbearable. i try to
hold it but the cramp just doubles me over and instanly i unleash the
most diahrrea ever it just keeps flowing and flowing in like 20secs my
panties are full and the cramps have subsided some what then antother
wave hits me and my panties just cant keep it all in it starts flowing
out the front and back and starts running down my legs. i keep wondering
when it is going to be finsihed i stand there for 3 mintues and it just
keeps coming out. it slows now there is a puddle forming over the drain.
i manage to laugh at this sit. me with my underware full of shit and the
drain cloged. this wave last 2 more minutes i thought this has to be the
end of it. i have a toilet seat chair in the bathtub so i sit down on it
and the poop goes all over the place. the big ass turd is still in my
pants and is still intact after all of this. i think i am done when some
soft poop ozzes into the diahrrea. pushing more out into the tub. i start
to stand up and the final wave hits me putting me back on the seat my
anus is now so sore i cant hardly take anymore but it begs to be let
loose so i dont have any control at this point and it just shoots stright
through my panties and starts flowing out the bottom of my panites for 4
more mintues finally it nears the end with some loud farts and echos
through the pooop. i stand up and look at the mess wow. defintely knew i
didnt want this in my car even though it had a plastic bag undernear me.
it was at least3 to 4 inches deep by the drain and a full underwares
wroth in side. i emptied my panties and the round turd dropped like a
cannonball and just thudded. it was huge i couldnt believe it. i picked
it up and put it in the toilet. then i cleaned up and of course i well
you know i was really really excited after that so you know what i did
after i was all clean. i got dirty again!!
sorry so long but it was the first time and i got exictied while i was
writing it so some words may be spelled incorrectly. thank you ..
2nd thing is i found this cool site wear you can post your pictures as
long as there not R rated its nonpronograhic and the images arnt going to
posted anyplace else.. it is really cool. ill give you the address here.
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Koko
I had an accident in my pants today, and I’m really embarrassed about it.
This is the first time in probably 15 years that I’ve had an accident.
So, i was constipated, really really constipated. I hadn’t pooped in two
and a half weeks, which is half a week longer than the longest I’ve ever
been constipated before.
I’m 24 years old, female. So, I had nothing to do today so me and my
friend decided to go have some “childish fun.” we were going to go
shopping, and then to an amusement park beecause it was like 2 blocks
from where we were going to go shopping. While shopping I felt my stomach
cramp, and I felt like i needed to poop, but I didn’t want to do it with
my friend around. So i held it in. If she noticed, she didn’t say
anything. As we were paying for the last shop, my stomach cramped badly,
and I had to sit down and hold my stomach. My friend didn’t say anything
still.
So we had lunch. I had some chili, and she had some chicken fingers.
Suddenly I felt my bowels start moving. But i didn’t say anything because
I didn’t want my friend to know that i needed to poop, and that i had
been constipated and not pooped for the last 2 and a half weeks. We
waited inline for the largest, scaries, highest, fastest rollar coster
there is. My bowels started really moving now, and I kept groaning. Now
my friend said, “You okay? You sound like you need to poop…” i told
her, “It’s okay. i’m constipated. i haven’t pooped in over 2 weeks. I’ll
be fine.” so we got on the rollar coster. Instantly i knew it was a bad
idea. “After, we go to the bathroom,” i told my friend. She nodded. We
started to move, and the pressure of the metal bar against my bowels and
the moving made me need to go badly. I was groaning and holding on to my
poop for the life of me. I managed to get through it without messing
myself, although I did have a bit of poop sticking out of my ass. What
was worse, was i was wearing a white miniskirt.
We got off the ride, and there was the second scariest rollar coster, and
there was no line! so we got inline for that. We had just gotten on it,
when I had a terrible cramp, and it was all i could do not to poop in my
pants. My friend says, “Are you okay koko?” i say “yeah, i don’t think
the chili agreed with my stomach, though.” THe ride starts going, and
every time we turn i almost let loose. but i manage to hold on to my poop
well enough.
Finally the ride ends. I was in so much pain that it was all i could do
not to poop in my pants. We wandered around looking for the restrooms, me
barely moving i needed to go so much. Suddenly a major cramp hit me, and
i doubled over. “I can’t hold it!” i told my friend. I let loose a giant
stinky fart, and with it came a hard chunk of poop. Then came this giant
pice of hard poop. I was practically screaming it hurt so much to push
out, but i couldn’t move, i was in so much pain. and my stomach was
churning as well. Then suddenly i released a violent wave of diarrhea. It
was followed by another one, and another one. Finally i stopped for long
enough to crawl to the bathroom and sit on the toilet and shit some more
diarrhea. I was feeling very sick to the stomach now. My friend gives me
clothes that i bought to change into, and we get into her car. Suddenly,
right as we are driving, I say, “i need to poop and it’s an amergancy,
pull over now!” but she couldn’t, and i had a violent diarrhea explosion
all over her seat! Then i proced to puke all over her car. Finally i got
out. she was mad at me, and i can’t face her. i ruined her car.
any support, anyone?
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I was working late, and needed to take a shit badly all day. but i
couldn’t because i was to busy. Suddenly I fart, and i got more than i
barganed for…I released a wave of diarrhea all over myself. Everybody
in the office saw it, including my boss. I was to embarrassed to move,
and i was going to wait there until everybody else left to leave so that
nobody would see my mess. I had to wait so long that I actually peed on
myself, and had another diarrhea attack.
This happened today. I’m so embarrassed…I can’t bare to go back to
work! They’ll be calling me things like shit-face. What if i get fired?
OH no, i’m so worried!
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StAr_ClOuD_tHrEe
Hi I’ve got 1 new story. And I wanna say that Ive
My first story-
I was home and watching tv. I had eaten almost a whole pickle jar and i
just opened it.after a while i went to my friend Aimie’s house. I started
to get really sick not throwing up sick but sick to the stomach. I said i
was going home for lunch but I was really was going to the bathroom as I
like to poop only on my toilet. I sat on the toilet and I felt my ????
rumble. I was literaly peeing out my butt it was so runny.
Ill talk some more later gotta go!
StAr_ClOuD_tHrEe
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Kara
Hi! This is my first ever post; I can’t believe I just discovered this
amazing site this morning. A little about myself: I am 24, blond, 5’8”,
145 pounds, blue eyes. I am also engaged to be married next February. I
have been interested, fascinated actually, with the topic of this board
since I was a little girl. Not any of the “hardcore” stuff; I just enjoy
the unbelievable feeling that comes with relieving myself of both pee and
poop.
I figured that I’ll just answer Amanda’s survey: by the way Amanda, I was
also a cheerleader in HS and ran track in HS and college.
1. Descibe yourself male/female age etc
24/female… the rest is in my message
2. How long does it take you to poop
If I’m at home I almost always read a magazine, so that usually takes me
about 20 minutes. If I’m in public with nothing to read, usually about 10
minutes.
3. Do you poop in pubic, if so do you cover the seat
I poop in public all the time, and I don’t cover the seat. I will wipe it
off with paper if it’s gross though.
4. On average how many times do you wipe
Depends, but usually about 4-5 times for my butt and twice on my vagina.
5. Do you ever plug the toilet
Yup. I’ve always been a little embarassed about this, especially when I
was in college and clogged the toilets all the time. My poops are than
average most times.
6. Do you ever leave skid marks or floaties
Yes, once in a while.
7. Does it stink bad enough when you go, you open the window use the fan
or some other method of covering up the stinch. (describe)
At home I’ll light a scented candle.
8. Chicks have you ever sat down to pee and ended up pooping but that
isnt why you sat down in the first place
Oh yeah that happens a lot. I’ll sit down to pee and realize that I can
poop too. Why waste a trip to the toilet?
9. Have you ever gotten up and went to wash your hands or something and
realized you weren’t done.
Not really, I’m always pretty thorough in my pooping. I push and push
until I’m all done.
I’m so happy I found this board!
Love,
Kara
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Austin
to Punk Rock Girl: Great to hear from ya! Still around Huh?
Cool! Keep up the good work!
to Nancy: Wow! That’s the next best thing to being there! Thanks
for the live commentary!
AUSTIN
Okay, this is the tale of the “Day of Four Shits”. For all my growing up
years, the rarest thing to ever see would be the site of a woman pooping.
Your chances of seeing a dead person were much greater. America is
changing though, becoming more like the Europeans
. which makes sense.
Still though, how is it that I saw or almost saw 4 in one day? Can you
believe that? Odds are funny like that though, if you flip enough coins,
some day you might flip 7 heads in a row. Okay
..so this was my day
The
Day of Four Shits. It started as I drove to Dallas on business. I was
cruising along, day dreaming, when I saw a brand new SUV pulled off to
the side of the road, flashers flashing. Out steps a lovely young college
student, blonde hair blowing in the wind. Casually, she bent over, then
squatted down. I thought she and her buddies had too much to drink and it
was going to come out the top end, like commonly happens around here. It
was then that I noticed the white napkin in her hand. Nope, it was going
to come out the bottom end! About that time, I passed them by and decided
I needed to pull over a discreet distance away for a better view. I
didn’t want to interrupt, so I pulled over quite a distance away. I saw
her bare bottom beneath the car door as she completed her task. Yes,
desperation had indeed gotten the best of her. After unloading her
burden, she wiped herself, got back in the car and they drove off. Next,
I arrived in Dallas, needing to find a new pair of pants for work in the
morning. I stopped at a mall to ask for directions. As it turned out, I
walked into a hockey rink. All the manly men were out on the ice, leaving
all their lovely beauty’s to wait for them at the tables in the snack
bar. Not wanting my face smashed in, I avoided the beautiful girls and
asked a gentlemen where to find the nearest pants outlet. As he was
explaining, I kept noticing the blonde a couple of tables over. She had a
yellow top, shortened to show off her mid-drift, and navy shorts. She
noticed me noticing her. She looked a little desperate for a bathroom,
clutching her knees together and jiggling her right foot. I think she
liked my attention, and started flipping down her shorts a little to show
some fanny crack. I thought that would be the end of it
.not the usual
girlie tease, but a tease non-the-less. No, she flipped them down a
couple times again, as if she was getting ready to unload right there!
Next, she pulled them down far enough to start making me worry about mall
security! I hope no one saw that, I thought! I really got the feeling
that if I kept admiring her lovely behind, she would have followed
through on her motions. I didn’t want her to get in trouble with
security, nor did I feel like being turned into a pancake by her
boyfriend, so I decided it was best to leave. The third incident came the
next morning. My co-workers and I were up very early, all of us meeting
at the hotel office. The office hadn’t opened yet, and I was early. As I
approached the office in the early morning darkness, I saw two very
healthy young women squatting down beside the office door with their
luggage. No
.I thought, just a co-incidence. I came up to my meeting
point, which happened to be five feet from the brunette. They both had
curly hair and seemed like some of those brainy people in perfect health,
maybe nurses or something. The brunette had her rear end against the same
wall I was leaning on, with her sandy blonde friend whispering in her
ear. She looked desperate. It was then that I realized, they were locked
out of the office, probably left their room key on the counter and they
were waiting for their bus to the airport. Not a good time for a poop
emergency, but telling that to one’s ???? does no good. I was careful
with my eye-contact, letting them know that I wasn’t going to hassle them
and that I would understand if IT should happen. At that point, they both
felt more relaxed and the sandy blonde tore off in search of toilet
paper. I didn’t want to make the brunette uncomfortable, but all I could
think of was that perfectly shaped fanny a few feet away from me. It was
a real work of art! Hard to believe human beings come shaped like that!
Covering her behind was a very thin, blue and white dress
..plus some
high heels just to send me over the edge. Hmmm. Okay, so about this time
the blonde comes back with all she could find
.a stupid envelope and some
copier paper. Too rough for our delicate friend. I could tell by her body
language that the blonde was apologizing with her whispers. Where was
that toilet paper I keep in my pocket for allergies now? I wanted to
help, but I was not prepared. THAT will never happen again, I assure you!
Unfortunately, about this time, my co-workers started showing up. In a
minute or two, there were 30 of us, making my new friend too bashful to
complete the job. It was obvious what she was about to do though, and
people’s voices started taking the strange sounding tones of anxiety as
we made small talk. Everyone’s heart rate went way up, voices cracking in
seemingly inhuman tones. We all knew what seemed imminent, but I tried to
sound calm, not wanting her to feel uncomfortable. I succeeded pretty
well under the circumstances. Nevertheless, she nervously fell over on
her luggage, then headed off to her bus, bowels stretched to unhealthy
levels
.Poor Dear
.Well I did my best anyway, and if something like that
ever happens again I’ll be ready. The last incident came later that day
when my ex-girlfriend called. Her voice echoed loudly from the bathroom
she was in. Some bathrooms really magnify all the sounds. I heard
EVERYTHING in crystal clear reverberation. She had an excellent poo,
while calmly telling me about her life, as usual. That rounded it out to
FOUR folks! Four in a 24 hour period! I still can’t believe it! Okay, see
ya next time! Until then, I’ll be counting my lucky stars!
Chris B (Austin)
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Fatman
Hi again people. Sorry not post or reply for so long but I was away on
vacation for a couple weeks.
Linda: yes I often drop large loads like I posted about. I do get
constipated too. In fact here’s what happen just a couple months ago. It
was one of my biggest shit sessions ever.
After a couple days of picnics & bbq’s I’d porked out quite a bit. The
usual sandwiches & burgers were consumed. I was drinking beer with a
couple of the guys when I realised I needed to piss badly. I went to the
bathroom at the house where we were bbqing & I stood there relieving
myself it dawned on me that I hadn’t had a shit for a couple days. I had
no urge whatsoever to go though so I dismissed the thought & figured when
it was time I’d know it. Another couple of days go by as I go about my
normal routine of work & stuff. However I still haven’t had a shit. Now
it’s 5 days later & I’m meeting a woman friend of mine for lunch. I have
a HUGE deli sandwich & a couple refills on my coke. She has a small
sandwich with a diet coke. As we chat I feel gas building up & I really
want to fart but not in the resteraunt & not in front of her. AS were
finishing up I excuse my self to the restroom. At the urinal I let loose
a ripping fart bbrrraaaaaaaaaaapppppp. Incredibly loud & hard. When I go
back we leave the resteraunt & I’ll call her later…blah blah blah.
Before heading back home I need to stop at the Home Depot. On the drive I
begin to get a stomach ache. As I park I get a serious cramp & fart
another loud one fffrrrrrrrrrrrtttt
I decided it was time to head for the men’s room. Sitting on the toilet I
can feel a load wanting out…..just in it’s own good time. I pushed &
grunted and got several farts out & the first turd pokes it’s head out.
Taking a deep breath I push again…hard. Slowly it begins to emurge. One
more push & it finially kerploonks into the water below. Now I piss a bit
as I fart some more getting the next turd in line. A cramp hits me &
pushing on my stomach I begin a loooooong rope shit that just doesn’t
end. With another fart the rope explodes to a finish.
Now I have more to go but it need some coaxing. For the next several
minutes I push & rock with lots of grunting to get this mass going.
Finially with a fart I exploded a ton of soft shit. That opened the door
& I proceeded to crap out a whole lot of turd balls. I reached back to
give a flush but the handle just giggled & didn’t do anything. There were
2 stalls in this bathroom & up until now no one else had come in. Now,
however there was a kid in the next stall. I wanted to switch toilets but
had no choice but to continue here as I now had to go again. Several
“banana” turds came in rapid succession & thuded on top of the other
shit. Another wave of soft/loose poop before I get another cramp & a huge
ass splitting turd inches it’s way out my hole. As it emerges I begin to
piss again but just a bit. Finially I feel done & check out my work. The
bowl is full. I couldn’t flush if I wanted to. I was in there shitting
for just over 30 minutes. I quickly finish my shopping & head home. On
the way I suddenly need to piss. Knowing I can hold it I continue home.
About 5 minutes from my place I feel another shit coming on & fast!
Clenching my ass cheeks together I hope for the best. I make it home but
have to get out of the car carefully so I don’t loose my load. I swear
it’s never taken me so long to unlock my door. I piss just a bit as I
hustle to the bathroom. And a bit more undoing my pants. The second my
fat ass hits the toilet I piss & have horrible diahrea for 20 minutes.
Wave after wave. The next day all was better.
Sorry to ramble on but I hope you like my story.
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steve-O
Wats good its ya boy steve posting again
I saw Harold and Kumar go to White Castle today with my older neighbor
who got me in and i must agree with tyger and CD the “battleshits” scene
is the funniest shit scene i have seen in a movie in a while if you
havent seen it,GET OUT AND SEE IT NOW
Chels and Tara: Loved your “very detailed” story keep the good stories
coming
Maya: Very pleased with tygers requested “less explosive” diahhrrea story
if i may suggest a nice poop story if u have one? that would be lovely
Niki: Im glad ur regular again and i wish only the best for your bowels
and their movements
Ali: Don’t feel bad about the accident. we are human, we all have them,
and when nature calls, it calls
Halie: Don’t feel embarrassed about asking your boyfriend to help when
you have to go, we are all human, we all shit, and if you need some help,
i guarantee he wil be there to help you. I wish you only the best and to
enjoy yourself and take care.
An interesting experience I had the other day: I was swimming over my
neighbors pool when the urge to piss came, so i dried off quickly and
went to my neighbors bathroom. She was in the kitchen and asked if she
could cut ahead of me,saying she only would be a second. My neigbor is
only about 37, a very attractive 37 year old blonde, so she went in ahead
of me, shut the door, pulled down the bottom half of her bathing suit,
sat down and started tinkiling. So I listened (what else to do) when her
daughter came in and whined for her. It was a very long pee and her door
was locked. Her daughter was 11 and was a little small nfor her age. She
whined the whole time and i estimated it was at least a minute long pee.
So i heard her wipe quickly, flush, pull up her suit, and begin washing
her ahnd when her daughter yelled “MOM, I GOTTA GO!!” so she finished
washing and as soon as she unlocked the bathroom door, her daughter
wobbled in, yanked down her jean capris and little yellow panties, and
had the worst attack of the shits i have ever seen. Even before her tiny
ass hit the toilet lost of mushy brown poop with a lot of nasty smelling
farts came gushing out. She had no care that her mother or myself here
right there. All of a sudden, she stared bawling on the toilet as
diahhrea came pouring out of her ass. So her mother stayed in as i shut
the door after another few moments of looking and left her to finish her
buisness with her mommy.It was odd why i gawked the whole time but you
would have too if you were there. It must have been something she ate
because after getting cleaned up, she was back in action chasing my
brother, who is a year older than her, around the pool and the rest of
the yard. As for me, i just went pee in the pool, not too unusual for me.
Well im out, looks like my survey will have to wait again. Sorry ladies!!!
Go out and see Harold and Kumar!!!
God Bless,
steve-O
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Wednesday, August 11, 2004
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Nancy
Good Evening!!!!
Last night was such fun!!!!……my beau came over to my apartment and
after dinner we both had to pee in the worst way…..we decided to go out
back of my apartment complex to the ravine………I had peed in it
before :O) So we looked around to make sure no one was coming and pulled
our jeans and undies down and peed away…..just as we started another
couple comes over and says “hey mind if we join you guys?” I said “sure
the more the merrier!!!!”
So the 4 of us peeded and talked……..I found out they live just a few
doors down from me and the 4 of us will be going to dinner saturday
night….what a cool way to meet new people!!!!…………Cheers Nancy
:o)
Hey PV,
It is awesome going potty in a storm…it was quite warm and humid when I
went out!!!!!
Wow you poop 3 times a day…I usually poop once a day or every other
day. I look forward to hearing more of your bathroom stories!!!!!
Cheers Nancy :O)
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BrentC
Night Owl, I can totally understand about the chronic constipation. I
have had the same problem really bad since I was a teenager. First, it
sounds bad enough that you should see a doctor. Most people get
constipated now and then, but if you have been plugged up most of the
time for several years, that warrants medical attention. Doctors see this
stuff all of the time, so there is no need to be embarrassed.
Second, it sounds like you really need to change your eating habits. As
you age, your body will have less tolerance for a bad diet. It sounds to
me like you eat a very constipating diet. Time to add some soluble fiber,
dude. That might just solve your problem.
You should avoid straining. That is not good and will eventually lead to
painful hemmoroids if you don’t have them already.
I would avoid digital stimulation. It is kind of gross, although I don’t
know that you can actually injure yourself if you put lubricant of some
kind on your finger. Have you tried getting things started with a
glycerin suppository? You can buy them in any pharmacy or supermarket. A
lot of constipated people on this board swear by them. Its worth a try if
you haven’t used one before. My constipation is so bad that they don’t
help me much. There is a stronger suppository, dulcolax, which has a
stimulant laxative in it. Those work pretty well for me, but, like any
laxative, do cause some crampy discomfort. It’s a lot better than staying
constipated for days on end, though.
As for your current situation, I can really sympathize. Laxatives do hurt
and make you kind of sick. What kind did you take? If the laxatives don’t
work in a reasonable time — like 8 hours — you are going to need to
resort to something else or risk getting into serious trouble with your
colon. Basically you are going to need an enema. Have you ever done that?
I have had a few when nothing else was working. It does work extremely
well when you are totally stopped up and only takes a matter of minutes.
You need to get an enema bag or syringe from the pharmacy. That is a hot
water bottle device with an adapter for a hose and tube that is inserted
in the rectum. Use 1 to 2 quarts of tap water that is slightly above body
temperature and try to hold it in as long as possible. Then sit on the
toilet and your problems should be over shortly. You can do this
yourself, although it is easier if you have someone help. If you cannot
find an enema bag or don’t want to use one, you might try buying a small
disposable Fleet type enema. Those are easy to give yourself, but it
might not work nearly as well for severe constipation. Post again and let
us know how you are doing and how everything came out. 🙂
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Penny
Hi All, I have not posted for a while but got a moment so thought I would
tell you about a strange day that I had last week. My friend Linda came
to spend a few days (the horse rider) and we decided to go shopping in
our local town about 80 km away. We left early and as woman do were
yakking away on the trip. It is winter here and so an early start means
driving in the dark for a while. Linda is the first to fidget next to me
and I sense she needs a loo. Long way from town so I ask if we must stop.
She says yes it is still dark so we can go next to the car. I pull over
and we get out. I need a wee so jeans and panties down (period time near
no thong) down and I sit on the door sill. Linda takes the other door and
we both tinkle. Dam cold so keep it short. I feel a little full down
there but will wait for town.
We get to town grab a coffee and start window shopping. Not long before
the coffee kicks in and I tell Linda I am off to the little room. She
says she will come as she is a little stuck so tries every time to push a
little poo. We walk in and it is a 5 cubicle bog. One is occupied but no
sound and we go into the last two in line. Quite clean so no paper needed
and I get down and give a little push. A small fart and the log starts to
move. It is out and is followed by my usual mush and wind. A little spray
and a fart and I start to pee. I hear Linda pulling down her jeans and
thong (always a thong with her. Says panties ride up) and sit. No sound
as she is a very quiet shitter. I just pick up a little grunt as she
gives a heave. I wipe front and back feeling much better check my panties
for any sign of period. Nothing but just in case I put a little wad of
loo paper in just in case I leak later. Linda I can hear is getting
serious as she has just dropped two marbles and is giving another good
push. She is at the tiptoe stage which means that there is something
coming. I finish dressing and flush and am washing my hands when I here a
huge fart and a splash from my friend. I know not ask if she is finished
but hear paper rustling, clothing going on and flushing. She immerges a
little pink with effort. The other cubicle is still quiet, so while she
washes I sneak a look under the door. No feet so I assume out of order.
Some shopping later plus a big lunch and a bottle of wine later, (have
not seen my friend in a while) we decide it is time to head home. A visit
to the loo and we can go. The same cubicle is still locked and we go in
either side of it to do our business. I strip down and sit and start to
pee and check my pants. Oh no. A rather large red stain. I pull out the
loo paper and it has gone through to my panties. I decide to take them
off so get up and get my shoes off and strip down. I hang my jeans on the
door and turn round to get a pad and clean pants out of my bag. As I
start to dress and put the pad in I hear a bang from the unoccupied
cubicle and a grunt. I think nothing of it and finish up. As I walk out
to wash Linda comes out still doing up her jeans with a wild look on her
face. She says look here I think there is a man in the cubicle. I look
and there is a track shoes with a trouser around the ankle and above that
a hairy leg. The owner of the leg pulls it back under the partition and
we hear hurried dressing. We decide to get out and get a security guard
because now there is water leaking out from under the door. Cut a long
story short there was a man in there and he had been standing on the bowl
looking at the two of us alternately and was probably playing with
himself when he fell and cracked the bowl. Security took him away. Lesson
was never take a cubicle next to one with no feet showing!! Scary but
true. Second time I have been spied on. The world has some funny people
in it
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desperate to poop
Hi,
I was reading in the newspaper yesterday about one of the pub chains in
England was going to introduce a bog off system whereby if girls were in
the toilet more than a minute the door automatically opened! This was in
response to the most complaints being about the length of the queues to
the ladies.
I must admit whilst I don’t like queues a minute seems a bit short. I’d
have troubled peeing in that time. And what about a Poo. I often poo when
im out. Just like last night I was out clubbing and the beer and meal
earlier kicked in. I walked off to the toilets and invetabily there was a
queue but not massive this time. I waited for a short time and then got a
stall. It was a bit dirty but nothing too serious. I pulled down my jeans
and pink g-string and sat. I immediately farted and a large log came out.
I proceeded to shit out this large log and another for another 5-7 mins
(def more than 1 min!!). I wiped and left relieved and went to carry on
dancing a few pounds lighter
Happy popping
xx
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Sarah S and Meghan
Hi all! We haven’t been here in a looooong time. I am now on the East
coast and Meghan is in England with Annie. Tim and Sarah, PV, Rizzo,
Carmalita and all of our friends here, we need to tell you that we lost
Dad(Robby) this June. He had a heart attack. He really loved this site
and Annie did too. She may start writing again. We have a story. Meg and
I were in London and we had been drinking pretty heavily. Annie and her
daughter were with us. I told her I really needed to take a pee. She said
to duck into an alley. I did and Meg and I pulled our jeans off and
squatted. The pee rushed out of us like a firehose. A couple of guys came
up and took a peek and then whipped out their willies and started a
stream of their own. We all started laughing and pee was all over the
place. We finally pulled up our jeans and said goodby. Meg was pretty
embarrased. Well, take care. I will try to get back writing regularly.
SARAH S AND MEGHAN
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LoggerMan
I was going to send a story about when I had a pee accident. It was a
real accident, in that I hadn’t planned it. But it was quite clear from
the start that it was bound to happen.
We had finished work for the Christmas holiday and went down the pub. I
had five or six pints before we split and went our separate ways. I had
about 45 minutes walk home, so no way was I going to manage that without
having to have a pee on the way. The first 15-20 minutes there were
trees, bushes etc and I went some distance into the woods because I had
to drop a log as well as have a pee. But after this there was a long walk
with nothing but houses and pavement. I began to struggle and kidded
myself that I would make it, that if I got to the top of the hill there
was an alleyway. I started figuring out all the possible diversions I
could take which led to an open space or a dark corner, unfortunately
none of them were any quicker than walking home. Eventually a small
trickle of piss went into my pants and I tried to walk faster. It was
broad daylight and although the road wasn’t used much by pedestrians
because it only went to the factory estate, it was still out in the open
and somebody would see me. But my embarrassment was no defence against
the flood which came when eventually I gave up the struggle and just let
it all pour into my trousers which were jeans and soon had dark stains on
them. Then I had a brainwave and pretended to fall over, making sure I
got snow all over my trousers so it looked like that was how they got wet.
My wife is going away to her mum’s. Does anyone know any food that
guarantees firm hard poo, because I like the idea of pooing my pants or
pooing in the bath but I only like it if it’s firm and hard and I only
have courage to do it if I have the house to myself.
Steve-o: do you mean proper movies, or specifically shitting movies? If
the latter, try the , if you don’t mind spending money on the web.
Maria: A word of warning, I don’t think they mean that you can poo in the
sink, only pee!
Jessla Lone: I liked your constipation story, especially when you went
and squatted on the floor in your room. Do you like to shit on the floor?
KG from NC: Yes I liked your story, it made me feel quite envious.
Hermione: What a lovely story about poor Clare. She adopted a strange
position, but a good one to visualise! Did you think of massaging her bum
and working it out of her? Since it was a nice solid poo, did the thought
occur to you to catch it and dispose of it for her?
Happy plopping everyone.
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Chelsea M.
Hi, my name is Chelsea- 5’2″, 105 lbs. My best friend Tara is here with
me, we happened to find this site and we have some great stories. Tara is
5’5″ and 112 lbs. Tara and I are very open with each other about pooping.
We grunt, sigh, groan, whatever it takes to get the job done. We are both
frequent poopers. In reading these posts, I see that the posters like
women shitting and like a lot of details, so here I go…
Tara had been telling me about her constipation since Wednesday. When she
came over for a sleepover on Saturday, she still hadn’t gone yet. She was
determined to poop that night. I have my own bathroom, so we had full
privacy. She laid down on my bed and I gave her one of my famous stomach
massages. I use open palms and push hard. When I started, Tara’s face
twisted and she breathed in deep in pain and I asked her if she wanted me
to stop. She replied, “nah, just get things moving…” So I massaged her
for another 5 minutes while she moaned and groaned in pain. Then we
headed back to the toilet.
She sat down and leaned back and waited. We don’t like to push a lot and
strain ourselves; we let nature take its course. Tara started to give
little pushes, then sat forward and squeezed the edge of the bowl. She
asked me to gently rub her stomach and I did, and she let out a huge,
loud, stinky fart. But no poop had come out yet. We decided that she was
going to have to push a little harder. As she pushed and grunted, I
pushed down on her abdomen. “MMMMMM UUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH… Chels here it
comes! ahhh uhhhh.” Just then, a huge turd fell into the toilet. “Ahhh…
ohhhh.” Tara sighed and leaned back and I very gently rubbed her stomach.
I heard here stomach gurgle and she sat up again. She farted a few times,
and then grabbed her stomach as another smaller log fell. I asked her how
she felt. “My stomach hurts really bad!” she replied. She grunted and
started to push out another one. “Ughhhh…. ughhhh. Chels help!” but
before I could do anything, a big, smooth log flew out of her but. “Oh,
that felt good.” Then she tightened up again, and had about 3 full
minutes of soft poop. I just sat and rubbed her stomach, a little harder
now, and talked to her. Finally she dropped the biggest log of the night.
She smiled and sighed and I asked how she felt now, and she said, “When
the poop comes out it feels soooo amazing. But my stomach still hurts
I
think there’s more.” She decided to go lay down a while and come back to
the toilet later. She collapsed on my bed and I sat next to her and
rubbed her stomach more. She farted a few times and then squirmed and
told me she had bad gas pains and begged me to rub harder. As I massaged
her poor aching stomach, she groaned, “ughhh ahhhh
it huuuurts
unnnnnnnggggg
” and she farted a few more times. “Rub more, chels
ahhhh
::fart:: uggg
ehhhh
” She sat up and we walked back to the bathroom. She
passed more gas, and then doubled over in pain as an ENOURMOUS, slightly
knobby, brown monster inched out her anus slower than a slug. She
remained bent over. I rubbed and patted her back a little as she moaned
“oh my god, unnnnnnhhhhh oooohhhhh.” She wasn’t pushing anymore, this
turd just kept coming
but slowly and painfully. I reached around her and
massaged the sides of her stomach/back, while she remained leaning
forward. Her eyes began to tear; she was in so much pain. The monster hit
the water with a loud splash
but only after a good 10 minutes of pain
for Tara. She wiped, and I carried her back to my bed. She asked me to
rub her a little more, so I gently rubbed her lower stomach. “mmmm
that
feels really good
ahhh mmmm.” She breathed deeply, and kept sighing and
moaning in contentment. “Mmmm, oh you have no idea how good this feels.”
That was the end of her constipation, we hung out the rest of the night
ate a lot of junk food. Which lead to some amazing dumps the next morning.
Let us know if you liked the story and if you want to hear about the
morning, and some of my poops
😉
<3 always... Chels and Tara =========================================================================== Danny Im new here and i am a 12 years old male child. I live in Mexico but i was born in US. Today i went to the park to walk. The park is only 2 blocks away from my house so i decided to play there. 30 minutes later i got a stomach ache and i felt the need to go to the bathroom. When i got to the bathroom i saw that there were 2 stalls and 2 urinals. While i was walking to one of the stalls i saw someone coming and it was a nine year old boy. His face looked very uncomfortable and he looked at me. I said ''are you ok'' and he said''i have to poop real bad'' and i said that i was going to poop also so we got in the stalls. I pulled down my pants to my knees an i looked at his feet and saw his pants apparently to the knees too. I pushed and strained a little and a long soft log started coming out. Then i remembered that i saw him with a roll of toilet paper and then understood why he was taking it to the stall. I looked for tp around the stall and there wasn´t any tp around there. I continued pooping iand i heard some PLOPS in the next stall. I asked him for som toilet paper and said '' UNGH there you go'' of course everything we said was in spanish. Then i pooped another soft log and started wiping. Then i saw his feet move as he stood up. I asked'' are you done? '' he said yes. I stood up and wondered where does it flush and e told me that they flush automatically after 20 seconds after we were done. Then we got out of the stalls and saw the others poop. He pooped 6 or 7 soft little logs. I pooped 2 big soft logs.Then we went to wash our hands and i said thanks for the tp. Then we talked to each other about how frequently we visitead the park to see if we see each other in the future. Then we went to play. =========================================================================== The Spanish Ninja..... What's the longest you've gone without pooping? For me it would have to be 2 weeks. There could've been a longer time before that...but I dont remember...yeah..2 weeks is pretty long... =========================================================================== Cliff Haley Let him help you. I know he wants to but is too shy to ask. You'll get used to it, and it will even be a little sexy!! =========================================================================== vin tyger your post is interesting keep it coming everybody and keep posting =========================================================================== USER DATA = (em Danielle This is my first post here, and it is about a humiliating accident I had a few months ago while riding the bus to school. I was 17 years old and in the middle of my final exams. I have a 30 minute ride on the school bus to school each morning, and this one morning I wasn't feeling all that good but decided to go to school anyway. I was wearing a short black skirt and a white top. While waiting for the bus I felt the need to poop, and was holding it. The bus finally came and about 15 minutes into the trip I had a sharp pain, and my poop was ready to come out. I lifed my skirt a bit and sat tightly in the seat hoping the urge would just go away, but the pressure kept building and the only thing preventing my accident was the seat pressing on my bottom. As the bus pulled into the lot, I lost control and left a real big mess right on the seat in front of everyone on the bus. It was really gross smelling, and I got teased the rest of the year for pooping myself. Thank god I'm in college now, and noone from my high school attends here! =========================================================================== CD TO ALI: If your friends/coworkers are decent, professional people, then you shouldn't have much to worry about. They'll empathise with your situation and respect you just the same. Two or three years ago, a lady in my office had a bad accident and pooped all over herself and her chair. The next day, word had gotten around the office and people had the usual conversations about the incident... Day two, people went back to talking about basketball, the weather, and the latest happenings on American Idol. While I must admit everyone remembers that day, no one in our office thinks less of her in the slightest. =========================================================================== Punk Rock Girl Maria, I've been lucky enough to not have whatever part of the brain that makes people bashful about nudity or bodily functions. I can very easily take a dump in full view of a dozen guys. I'm simply not self-conscious about it. I can only imagine how horrible it must be to find taking a shit in public with other people around to be humiliating. We're all human, we all shit. No matter how beautiful you are, no matter how cute an ass you have, you still have to dump a load out of it occasionally. It's part of being human. And your bowels don't care where you are or who's around when they feel it's time to empty. The trick, I think, is to simply not think too much about it. If you have to take a dump and the bathroom is full, so what? Every girl in there is in the same boat, and many of them probably feel the same way you do! If you're worried about farting or grunting, then flush the toilet while you're making those noises. Or just learn to be comfortable with yourself. Always remember: you're not doing anything that everyone else doesn't do! I hope you are able to work out your fears and shit in peace! I got stuck with a case of butt mud over the weekend. I was in Barnes and Noble and felt a case of the shits coming on. I entered the ladies room and went in a stall and sat my bare bottom on the crapper and took one of those really gooey, sticky dumps. Well, lo and behold, NO TP!!! I got up and looked in the next stall, no TP there either. Shit! Literally! No paper towels, no napkins. I exited the bathroom, planning to go to the cafe and get some napkins, but Colin (my boyfriend for those who don't know) said, Come on, let's go!!! We were trying to make a movie that started in ten minutes. I figured I could wipe my ass in the theater bathroom. But, by the time we got there, the previews had already started and I didn't want to miss the movie, so I just sat there for two hours with shit squashed between my buns. It was worth it (COLLATERAL, great movie). I exited the theater and wiped my extremely gooey ass in the ladies room. Unfortunately, my thong had gotten covcered in shit, so I had to remove it and spend the rest of the evening free-bushing. Not the first time. Well, hope everyone had a nice weekend. Going camping in a few weeks, so I'll have some nice outhouse and dumping in the woods stories then! Peace! PRG =========================================================================== Next page: Old Posts page 1289 > <Previous page: 1291 Back to the Toilet ToiletStool.com, "Boldly bringing .com to your bodily functions." Go to Page... Survey
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