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Josh’s Question
When at the toilet and nearing bladder empty, guys will do “a squeeze,”
(like trying to hold it in) which will cause an additional squirt of pee
(which was in the urethra) to exit, but girls don’t seem to do that? Do
you, or do you instead sort of give a “push” to empty out the last pee,
or is it just a simple drip till your done???
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Leena
To Void- thanks for the advice! i so should have done that. but its not
too late, i could still do it. i tried to go to the bathroom in front of
him the other day but i got stage fright. he held me close to him and
talked me through it. but nothing. as soon as he left i exploded! but
later on when we were fooling around he told me how sexy it was to hear
me groan and strain and push. at least i tried.
JW- i dont have frequent constipation, i just like using supositroies.
Mr. Clogs- thanks for showing interest in my post! that was a shit to be
proud of… even though i didnt reach my goal. and youre one of my fave
posters!
Carmalita- you didnt have an awesome shit story but it still excited me
to see your name, you have THE best stories. you rock.
anywho… i had a boring poop this morning but i’m sure that if i play my
cards right i’ll do something post worthy later on 😉
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Dave B
To Lindsay – Wow you used a bowl for peeing and pooping. I’ve never used
anything like a bowl to use as a toilet. I’ve been having troubles myself
with dirrehea. I had gotten some spicy wings for dinner, but I didn’t eat
them because I fell asleep. I woke up 5 hours later and decided to eat
them. This was kind of a bad idea. About an hour later I got this
horrible stomach crams and I thought it was gas. It ended up being
dirrehea and I slightly soiled my underwear. I rushed to the bathroom and
sat on the toilet as a wave of squirts came out and it just felt
horrible. I kept rubbing my stomach to try and make it feel better, but
it didn’t do any good. I wished that we had tums around so I could make
it go away. I thought I was done, so I flushed the toilet and when I went
to wash my hands the urge hit me again and I had to sit back down. I was
sitting there for about 10 minutes as these waves of dirrehea kept
hitting me. After that I was surely done and wiped, flushed, and left. I
hope to hear more stories from you and maybe some soft poop ones 🙂
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moi
Christina – im sorry to hear about your boyfriends problems, how did u
find out he was so constipated at first???? is he always in pain? do u
have any more stories to share??
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My worst incident
Normally when I have to poop, its just an urge, and I can hold it for
days if I want to. But one time the initial urge went straight to 100% in
about 5 seconds. I was sitting at the computer. Literally out of nowhere
I had to poop BAD. I tried fighting and squeezing the urge off so I could
stand up and gently walk to the bathroom, but it started to come out,
which never happens. I rushed the 15 feet to the bathroom and before I
could even sit down, it blasted all over the toilet and wall. I’m talking
tubgirl action. Liquidy chunks. Disgusted, I cleaned and scrubbed the
bathroom naked so I wouldn’t ruin any more clothes. I was so glad my
roomate wasn’t there to make fun of me, or yell at me for crapping all
over the bathroom. I don’t remember what I ate, but it must have been
spoiled.
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humble poop guy
questions
have anyone knock on the bathroom door and tells u taking 2 long
that has 2 me twice but i knew it wasnt that long
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Mr. Clogs
recently vegan: Interesting post, maybe I need to up my vedgetable
amounts so I can take nice huge and relaxing dumps.
cheerleader: Nice post, yeah I feel for you at your doctor’s appointment
having to take a dump while the nurse watched, how embarrassing is that?
Well at least you got it out. Take care.
Lynda: I liked the post when you had to use trash bags to crap in during
the 2004 hurricane Frances, and the Feburary 2005 one with the laxatives,
keep the posts coming.
Lindsay: Hey, great post having to use the kitchen as the bathroom,
luckly no one saw what you were doing in there. Thanks and keep the posts
coming.
Carmalita: Hey, it’s been a while, miss your posts, Happy New Year to you.
Well that’s all for now, you all take and Happy New Year to all of you.
Take care.
–Mr. Clogs
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ali
i ran into a bad situation recently which resulted in an embarassing
accident. i snowboard a lot and a few weeks ago i was with my girlfriends
at sugarbush in vermont and while there, i wiped out and wound up
breaking my right shin in 2 places and also breaking some bones in my
left foot. so needless to say i’ve been bed-ridden eversince. it’s been
terrible, i’ve had to use bed pans to go to the bathroom, but it could be
worse…eitherway, the 4th night i was in bed, my mom must have taken the
bedpan i was using out of my room to clean and forgotten to put it back.
i woke up at 3 in the morning and i was feeling tons of pressure in my
butt and i was desperate to poop. i reached for my bedpan to found out to
my horror that it wasn’t there. i started to yell for my mom immediatley
because i knew i was just seconds from crapping my panties. i managed to
wake her and as soon as she came into my room i just said “get me my pan
i’ve gotta go!!” and she turned around to go get it, but before she came
back with it i farted and a big blob of soft crap pushed out and filled
the back of my panties in seconds, and i couldn’t stop going. i ended up
with a gigantic mess of crap in my underwear and it was smooshing against
the bed, i was afraid it was going to get on the sheets too. that was an
absolute nightmare. pooping the bed was bad enough, but to do it right in
front of my mom added insult to injury. that was my only accident so far,
i nearly had a major wetting accident last night because my bedpan was a
bit out of reach but i used my pillow to pull it close enough, i still
peed a little in my panties before i could get situated, but the wet spot
was only like the size of a coaster..the wetness was noticeable and
uncomfortable but i waited until the morning to change my panties.
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Ela fr. indonesia
To connie crapper : thanks to the response
To sita: thanks for sharing. how long did you hide your panty? When i had
the accident, i found a brown mark
on my panty. after finished pooping i cleaned it. then i felt
uncomfortable wearing it becust it was wet.
In indonesia we are not accustomed to toilet paper to clean our anus, but
we wash our vaginas or anus with water and our hands. When i pee at shool
i sometimes bring some tissue to cleam my vagina, but in that accident, i
cleaned my anus with water. But i wonder how clean the water was. that’s
anpther reason why i hold my poop when i am at school.
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Tevin
Hi, frequent lurker; first or second post. I’m 14 and a male. Anyway,
since I’ve started visiting this website, I’ve become more comfortable
pooping around people. I was very shy in my younger years and would go in
public in emergencies only. Now I go almost anywhere, even outside. I
have no story to share but I hope to soon. Peace.
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Punk Rock Girl love all your stories
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space junkie
hey people, im a lurker of some description. ive been occasionally
browsing this site since waaaay back in the day, like fiveish years ago.
anyway, now im 17 and i have been motivated to post by a pet peeve of
mine, that being the dissemination of BS under the guise of rule-of-thumb
knowledge. what oops said about clear pee being an indication of drinking
enough water is wrong, as is the notion that a person should drink 8
glasses of water a day. healthy pee can be almost any shade of yellow,
though dark dark yellow or cloudy pee is usually a sign of dehydration.
clear pee is almost always a sign of overhydration. if you dont believe
me, look it up on any medical website; another great site that debunks
the myth of the “8 glasses a day” ru?????p and check it out.
that done with, i have a few stories of my own. for the record, im white,
male, about 5’8″ with shoulder length blonde hair. about a year and some
ago, i was biking along the C&O canal. i did a 50 mile trip to harper’s
ferry; it was a lot of fun. i was drinking plenty of water so as not to
get dehydrated and pretty soon i needed to pee. there were porta potties
every now and again and of course there were some bushes and hidden
places, but i just decided to see how long i could hold out. i was
wearing black shorts so it wouldnt be obvious and i have never minded
peeing my pants. i managed to last about 3/4ths of the trip, which was
about 5 hours of biking. i finally started to pee myself while riding the
bike, and after making a pretty big stain down my left leg, i pulled off
to the side and made a nice big puddle at the base of a tree. it felt
great to finally let go.
this winter break my family visited my uncle’s family in colorado, and we
all went skiing. my uncle and i snowboard. anyway, the place we went was
great and had like, 125 inches of natural snow, which amazes those from
out east who are used to blizzards being 6 and above inches. the only
problem with this place was that the only bathrooms were at the bottom of
the hill and i for one was not going to waste time that could be spent
joyfully carving up the mountain running inside to pee. however, i did
need to pee and i wasnt about to pee in my snowboarding gear as cold pee
feels gross and we had no way of washing clothes easily in our rented
cabin. i finally figured something out. i rode into the trees near the
top of the mountain, got to where there were no tracks and where thus, i
assumed, there had been nobody for a while. i could see a few people
zipping down the mountain throught the trees a ways off. so, without even
getting out of my snowboard, i sat down on the slope of the mountain in a
pile of powder, unzipped and got out my dick, and sat with a glove
directly over my crotch. it was perfect. to anybody going by, it would
look like i was just sitting, resting up for the rest of the ride down. i
let go and the coolest thing happened. not only did my pee steam, it sort
of burrowed a tunnel in the snow. when i was done, there was a little
cicular yellow hole in the snow between my legs and i could see down it
maybe a meter or so. IT WAS SO COOL. for the rest of the trip (we stayed
for 3 days) i just did that. i looked like an average guy just resting on
the slope, little did they know. lol.
i dont have any poop stories, since as long as i can remember ive never
had trouble holding poop for as long as i needed to. though one time,
when i got an abdominal x-ray for this other infection the doctor told me
i was constipated and should get more fiber. ive never had trouble going
when it was convenient or when i want to, so i think he was wrong.
anyway, happy bathrooming to all. hope i havent bored you.
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Monday, January 09, 2006
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James
I was in my bedroom doing homework one evening in the summer – mum was at
work and I was home from school earlier than was norman. My dad drove
into the drive of the house and got slowly and carefully out of the car.
His trousers were wet. He had his left hand held securly against his bum
and he walked carefully to the door and I heard him come in. He shouted
he was going to the barhroom in case I needed the toilet and then he went
in and I heard the shower. When he came out I hheard his trousers and
pants get chucked in the washbasket and when he went downstairs I checked
them out. They were sodden with piss – the back of his shirt and his
briefs were heavily stained with poo but it looked as if he had got to
the toilet before it all dropped in his pants. It made me feel a lot
better about my poo stains in the future!
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cramps
i’ve been reading this site for a long time, and finally decided to
post… i have had problems shittng my whole life (i am 27)… i always
have a stomach ache, and sometimes the cramps are so terrible i just lie
on the floor in a ball. sometimes it is 7 or 8 days between shits, and
when they come, it feels like daggers in my whole abdomen, and feels like
i will tear apart. the worst is when i eat something that disagrees with
me, and so have ‘diarrhea’, but since i am so blocked up, it jsut means
terrible cramps with no relief unless i take laxitives to let things
through. this happened last week… i had gone to a restaurant with my
boyfriend, and ate some duck.. bad idea… i started to have horrible
cramps within about 2 hours of eating, and then had to lie in the fetal
position in the living room for the night… i tried to poop, but
couldn’t… sometimes it works better when i’m not on the toilet, so i
pushed and pushed while lying on the ground into my panties… only a
tiny piece came out… my boyfriend finally got me some ex-lax, and my
cramps intensified as the laxitives did their work… crying on the
floor, i managed to let him help me to the toilet, where an hour of
painful sraining led to a huge explosion in the bowl, my stomach on fire.
when i was done, i ended up sleeping in the bathroom… today, i am
constipated yet again. anyone with similar experiences?
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PV
To CRAMPS and CHEERLEADER,
It sounds like you’re both in a state of habitual dehydration, which is
causing your abnormally dry stools. Remember, simply because you drink
tea, coffee, soda or other soft-drinks, doesn’t mean you’re hydrated —
they contain caffeine, which is a diuretic, and as a result you offload
slightly more H2O in urine than you receive from the drink. Water is the
best thing to drink, lots of water — constipation is excessibve
withdrawal of the moisture content from faeces, and taking water from the
bowel is one of the body’s ways of maintaining correct hydration, an
ongoing process.
And to ease the moment, using petroleum jelly or personal lubricant in
your anus will help it all slip away with less soreness.
Nevertheless, I do feel a doctor should be able to help you both, as what
you’re suffering in the course of your normal elimination would be enough
to ruin a saint’s life… I’m properly hydrated and I can drop over
twenty inches of faeces in a few seconds, which is pleasant, satisfying
and absolutely not painful (if you don’t count the serious urge to go
beforehand!). I can’t imagine calling any other state normal, and, while
I know everyone is different, I would urge you to find a good
proctologist or elimination specialist who can help you live without this
awful, ongoing predicament.
TIM (AND SARAH) — Hi! Long time no hear! I see your adventures and
shared experiences are continuing, and that’s wonderful. It’s great to be
in touch again.
It’s warm down here in Aus at the moment. I had a nice wee this
afternoon, just drew my shorts over and relaxed, standing over the
toilet. I made a nice, unhurried stream, some in the water, some on the
side… Ahhh, that was good.
Regards,
PV
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THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER TO ALL YOU CONSTIPATED GUYS! If you delve back a
few weeks or more I have given suggestions as to constipation relief. For
me, my two favourites are prune juice (on an empty stomach) or an enema
of soapy water. I have had success with prune juice today..my poo was
really hard this morning and that can be a sign that I am about to bung
up..so I hit the prune juice and the results quickly flowed.
TO TORWYN. It is an issue when you need to poo and somebody is close at
hand. It does not bother me though. A couple of months ago I was at work
(by myself).. our toilet is in the back yard.. I needed a poo (nothing
urgent) I noticed the girl who lives above the office was sitting reading
a book several feet from the toilet…obviously enjoying the sun. Now I
could have waited for her to leave or got in the car and went to a public
toilet nearby. Instead I just walked out there, said good morning and
into the toilet, shut the door, dropped a load, wipped stepped out and
engaged in very brief conversation as if nothing unusual happened. The
girl upstairs on the other hand could have moved or left when I went to
the toilet but she did not so I was not embarrassed. The other situation
was when I went into the toilets of a high class hotel and there was a
cleaning lady (by the way, I am a male). I could do with a poo but not
urgent. Nonetheless I went in, sat down and did my business whilst she
was in close range. Once again it did not bother me.
I use to be very shameful like you but it did me no good.
THUNDER
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cheerleader
hi im kirsten and i have trouble pooping because im always constipated.
In fact, im constipated right now!
i need help
does anyone know how to help me? Laxtives dont work
its kinda embarrasing seeing a docter but i have 2 STORIES TO TELL YOU
ABOUT
1) One time i was constipated( this was about a month ago) i went to the
docter for my yearly checkup and the docter was examining my throat when
i had the urge to poop. i told the docter that i had to use the bathroom
but he said that i will be able to because thats part of the
check-up(peeing in a cup) the problem was i had to poop not pee. So i
told the docter that i had to go poop and he said that he will send a
nurse in. Whats the big deal? a poop is a poop i can go on my own! the
nurse came in and escorted me to the restroom. i stood in the bathroom
waiting for her to leave but she just stood there! She said if i had any
problems pooping she should watch.i was sooo embarrased. i pulled down my
thong and jeans and sat there. she came closer and asked if i was having
any problems. i said i was fine i just needed to wait i while. i started
to push and she saw me straining and asked if i was fine again.
i said i was ok( i was getting VERY annoyed by now). Finnaly i felt my
hole stretch to what felt like 2 inches. it slowly started coming out and
then i felt it get wider! 2 1/2 inches then i just couldn’t push any
more! it was stuck! it was stuck about 4 inches out of my hole. my face
was also very red ( from straining ). I couldn’t just leave it there so i
told her it was stuck. She called the docter in the bathroom and they
placed me on a high mat and rolled me into the docters room and my
check-up ended up turning into a constipation check-up! the docter pulled
my poop out eventually and i felt relieved but embarrassed!
2) i was once in Publix( Florida’s grocery store) and i felt the urge to
poop. and ran into the girls bathroom to find that there were no stalls,
only a wide hallway with 3 toilets on both sides facing eachother.2
toilets were being occupied and i decided to take the one in the middle.
i sat down and one ladie was pooping and the other was peeing. This was
sorta’ embarrasing because whenever i poop, i spread my legs very wide so
i give my poop enough room to come out. another ladie walked in and sat
on the toilet in front of me which was horrible because my leggs were
open and this major turd was slowly pushing out and already 1 1/2 inches
out and about 2 inches wide so far.the ladie next to me kept grunting and
straining. the other ladie next to me, got up and washed her hands and
left. Then, another ladie walked in and sat down to pee.
the ladie across from me asked me if i usually make turds that big. she
then said she had to poop and she spread her legs out and grunted a
little and a poop started to emerge. i said that i always poop like this
. while we were talking the 2 other ladies were trying to get a glimpse
of my major turd slowly coming out. Actually, i was enjoying this show i
was giving these ladies. the ladie next to me that was pooping said that
she had a large one coming than she faced me a little and a saw a HUGE
TURD start to emerge out of her. It was fairly slow but within 5 minutes
the turd was already 7 inches out of her hole, and 1 1/2 inches wide.
pulled my butt cheeks apart to let everyone see my poop emerge even more
and it got 8 inches out. i said that i haven’t pooped in over a week and
it was true! finaly it dropped with a PLOP!!! I still felt a little more
in me so i spread my cheeks out more and a 4 inch long 3 inch diameter
poop came out! the ladie next to me was still pooping and the poop that
was emerging was up to 10 1/2 inches than it closed and she was finished.
the ladie accros from me pooped 8 small poops that were very hard she
said. my poop was too hard and long to flush so i left it in the toilet.
i washed my hands and left.
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Josh
I was taking a dump when my girlfriend walked in (door was partially
open)with an appearant look of urgancy. Seeing me already sitting there
she immediately started like dancing in place as she yelled for me to
hurry cause she had to pee really really bad and she then grabbed herself
and tightly crossed her legs as she stood right in front of me totally
freeked out. Before I could even say anything she was dropping her jeans
and pushing onto the bowl with me and yes, peeing a really strong stream
which didn’t all make it into the bowl. I will end my story there because
I suspect by writing what happened next will prevent it from posting.
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John
I was at a library yesterday, two cities away from my home. Very nice
older building , lots of marble and brass. I walked into the gents
restroom, finding three doorless toilet stalls all in use. I had to
basically stand right in front of the three men to wait my turn, or
somebody else would ‘cut in front of me’ From the conversation going on
it was 2 of the library maintenence men, and one librarian discussing the
placement of shelving and computers, phone lines, and other equipment.
Funny, as I watched shit dropping from their buttocks into the toilet
bowls, and heard and smelled all their farts, plops, and grunts, and even
watched them wipe and inspect their brown soiled toilet tissue, I felt
more uncomfortable hearing about their personal library business, I felt
this should have been discussed in a private board room. Just my
thoughts, What do you you guys think? BTW when I finally got a ‘seat” it
was the most amazingly comfortable toilet seat I ever sat on… Upsweept
curved design held my buttocks apart so it made for a clean ‘drop’ Very
nice… I’ll go back there often just too use the bathroom…
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Leena
Rhp- hey,i’ve asked myself that question a thousand times. i’m interested
in male and females pooping, but mostly females. For the longest time, i
couldnt come to terms with it and this site helps a lot. you’re not out
of your mind… in fact, its completely normal to me. society makes it
naughty, so naturally we like it more. so anyways, reply and i’ll answer
any questions you have about women going poop.
Leena
Okay, on to my weekend! my fiancee had a few days off this week so today
is my monday. normally i would have been up shit creek with out a paddle
because he was home for 5 days. i figured, okay this is my chance, im
gonna do it. so we’re sitting at the computer and i get up and go to the
bathroom. i try to go, get a little out, come back sit down. 30 mins
later, feel an urge get up, try to go, get a little out, come back sit
down. third times a charm! i sit on the toilet, feet on the tub and
pushed so hard. floop! there it went. finally! i sprayed, as that one was
a stinker, and went back to my fiance. we looks at me and asks “did you
poop?” i turned bright red and burried my face in his chest. he replies
with “you pooped! how cute?!” which made me happy. then, i started to put
moves on him. so we went to the bed room where i told him (and pretended
this was a new found discovery, hah) that it kinda turned me on when he
asked me if i had pooped. he asked why and i told him it embarrased me
and he already knew humiliation turns me on, with a thousand other stupid
things. so, he goes for it! i’m not sure if he thought it was sexy or
not… but i had a blast!
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Marshall
Man, it’s been awhile! I haven’t been on here due to the effect of
spraining my ankle, no Track for 3 weeks and all. But now I’m back on the
team with our Track meet being a week from now. But enough about that, I
wanted to talk about tonight.
Here’s the thing about me: I rarely use the bathroom at school, and
that’s usually for a quick piss, simple as that. But I usually like to do
it in the sanctity of my bathroom, thank ya’ kindly. But I didn’t have
enough time to use it this morning, so I pushed onwards.
The whole day goes fine, not even a little stirring in the intestines at
all. But then Track comes by and gives me another two hours to hold it
in. We do warm-ups and a quick lap around the track, just for practice.
Going halfway around the track, I start to feel a weak but loud stomach
growl and I feel the need to fart. Without thinking differently, I just
did (since I was behind everyone) and regretted it a little…a bit of
liquid shite came out but didn’t damage the boxers. Then the sprinting
coach comes by and gets us ready for practice, no bathroom break (like
I’d take it). Eight 200’s…not too bad…I hope.
Something with my body refuses to run with the need to use the b-room and
I wanna know what it is. Every time I finish a 200, I squirt a little
more shite out, but not damaging the boxers at all. Still doesn’t get rid
of the fact that I’m still shooting poo from my hole and my cheeks keep
squishing against another. Not trying to damage myself anymore, I bail
out after the 6th one and get dressed.
The thing about that though; I must’ve totally forgot to check the
damage. I just walked out of the locker room and never gave it a thought
until now. That’s about…three hours of not getting my butt checked out,
let alone using that bathroom. Alright, gonna check the damages now and
hope to all that is holy that I’m not extraordinarily disgusting…
Yeah, the squishing effect is still there. Eh, I’ve felt worse, really.
Like I’ve predicted, the boxers aren’t too damaged, just a little with
the brushing up against the hole. This wasn’t such a bad experience with
b >odily functions, but I should probably…you know, expel the toxins.
Probably clean up too. Until then, keep on truckin’ through the ’06!
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D-Love
Daniel,
I read your story about your bathroom experience when your were in the
tenth grade during your trip to New York. I feel for you man. How did you
finally get over that kind of embarrassment? Did you get revenge on these
guys who took a picture of you on the john?
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