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bigtime
This morning i was running like crazy to go shit but i got to the
bathroom inside and there was line that streched for miles! I waited for
as long as i could before i started messing my pants. But i kept of and
soon i felt this big huge shit turd coming out. But i had filled my
opanties and it was a tight sqeeze. I tried to hold ack but it was like
holding back a boulder. When i let goo the weith was heavy that my pants
sagged.
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Mr. Clogs
Hey what’s good? Hope everybody doing well, I found this survey on this
site, and I would like to chime in, so here goes.
1.) How many times do you go pee a day? 5-7 times a day. I pee more than
I poop! I guess it’s all the water that I drink.
2.) How long can you hold it max.? 8 hrs or maybe longer was my longest
that I can think of. This was when I was laying some cables in my house,
so I didn’t want to take a break, so I gave in like 4 o’clock that
afternoon.
3.) Have you ever had an accident? If so, did it all come out at once or
did it slowly dribble out? No, but have come close at times. I let some
little squirts into my underwear, not enought to soak through.
4.) What do you do when you really have to go? Wow, let’s see, well I try
to find a bathroom quick, or if I have a container near by, I just use it.
5.) How long do you take to get all your pee out? Well it depends how
much liquid intake and how long I’ve hold in my own pee. I say from less
than 30 seconds to up to 2 minutes. The two minutes are from my
night-time pees.
6.) How much pee can you hold max.? about 1.5 litres.
7.) Have you ever had a hold it contest. Explain. No, haven’t done it.
Should give it a try someday.
cheryl: Hi, Happy-n-“bubbly”-New Years to you. I enjoyed your “BUBBLES,
HONEY! ” cheryl style post. I enjoyed the detail of your peeing
experience, and look forward to some more of those “BUBBLES, HONEY! ”
posts. Indeed a post that should archived in the classic vault for all to
share! Thanks for making your posts about peeing and making it fun to
read. Thanks.
Marcuslycus: Man, you got to be the luckiest person around to such thing,
man that’s hot post. Wow!
Mister Peeper: Man, I mean, wow, again you got to be the luckiest man
alive to have a step-aunt to let you in while she handles her business.
The amazing part is that she’s open and your open to watching her without
going any further detail. I say majority of women aren’t open to this
“open-doored” policy if you know what I mean. Anyways, great posts and
hope you have more memorable posts of your step-aunt.
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Hold no more
So many of you complain about constipation and try to do something about
it after you are backed up and go days without going. There is a
solution. Prevent your constipation by eating other foods. They are
called foods with fiber. You will find them in the breakfast section of
the grocery store. On the label each box of breakfast food has how much
fiber the cereal contains: look at the raisin bran box or the natural
bran box. You need about 80% to a 100% a day. But you don’t have to get
it all from cereal. In the fruit section fresh pineapple is best, also
oranges, plums, papyya, apples. Eat two or three a day. Then don’t forget
fresh vegetables: a salad with lettuce, tomatoes, carrots also has a lot
of fiber. And potatoes cooked anyway. Baked are best.
The following have no fiber at all: meat, poultry, fish hamburgers, hot
dogs, sausage. By all means eat some each day for protein. No fiber in
any drink: tea, coffee, milk, coke, sprite, etc., ice cream, most cakes,
pies, etc.
So if you don’t want to be constipated eat good cereals and grain bread
and a lot of fruit, especially tropical fruits and fresh vegetables.
Also keep your bladder healthy. Pee when you need to. But school is a
problem. Some schools in other countries have 15 to 30 minutes breaks
every 2 hours. American schools and teachers just don’t believe you have
bladders that need to be emptied every 2 to 4 hours. Holding all day for
8 hours or more is not only uncomfortable but dangerous unless your
bladder is huge and can hold a quart or more. I have heard of men and
women who only piss once or twice a day.The rest of us stop drinking much
in order to avoid dirty boys and girls rooms. Some are pee shy and can’t
piss no matter what without absolute privacy. Look up bashful bladder,
pee shy or shy bladder on google. It will point you how to get help for
paruresis, the medical term for people who hold because they can’t go. It
is bladder constipation. It is estimated that about 7 million, mostly men
have paruresis in the U. S alone.
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cheryl
gender-neutral bathrooms? tonight I was at this thing for a group which
promotes same sex marriage and also fights for legal rights for victims
of hate crimes and yes, we met at this ???????????n. well at the end I
had to use the bathroom really bad before driving home and yeah, they had
this gender neutral restroom . and so I walked in and took the first
stall to my right, as I walked in I did see this one guy come out. but no
one really was in there at the time, except two other women whom later
walked in. well I guess if it is sexual attraction that you wish to
separate, with me that is hard to do; as yeah I am bisexual myself [ kind
of an attractive ?????, just chubby with nearly shoulder length dyed
blonde hair, and a naturally brown haired puss.] anyway, so here I take
that stall and walked in, wearing my new jacklin smith flowing dress
skirt with the flower prints all over it anhd my lavender mock neck top.
I lifted up that skirt but as I went to lower my black pantyhose and
finally my undies, the thing kept falling down. finally getting them
rolled down to my knees with my undies, I lifted that flowing skirt up
again,pushing it out of the way in order to sit down and well pee.
sitting down now, the seat already down , I opened my legs a little like
I always do and sat for a few seconds as these two other women came in
and took the stall next to me. well I first began to make a tinkle noise
as I started peeing into the toilet bowl’s water, watching as the past
2-1/2 hrs of yellow urine from the raspberry crystal light I drank before
leaving home was filling that toilet’s water with yellow pee. it just
came out sort of gentle , as with those pantyhose my legs were sort of
closer together then I usually keep them. about then, I tried to get some
toilet paper from the dispenser but that thing was a pain in the ass and
all that would come off at one time was a small bit. meanwhile , I could
hear them both next to me tinkling a bit, which sounded like their urine
was hitting more to the front in a light piddle. hearing them talking
saying ” all bathrooms should be gender neutral like this; I realized
that it was the married lesbian couple I was just talking to before I
went to tinkle. I said something about how hard the toilet paper
dispensers were to get paper from and the hassle of pantyhose and they
said ” hey cheryl!”. but of course the sound of my pee overshadowed
theirs and of course went way longer. after about 45 secs to a minute I
stopped peeing. but there was more of course and so , I sat, then pushed
some and sure enough I let out this forceful stream which made a spraying
tinkle as it splashed into that water for the next 45 secs until it was
all out of me. then, I took the amount of paper I could get , which came
off in about four pieces and of course, wiped my puss, dabbing it and
dabbing it and finally one swift wipe and as I got up, that pretty
dress/skirt fell and got in the way of my from the back back to front
last wipe; especially needed when I wear the hose as my puss tends to
spray the urine backward onto my ass cheeks when I can not open my legs
up in the usual cheryl style. anyway, as I dropped the paper into the
toilet and went to SLOWLY pull up that F****ing pantyhose, I saw all that
yellow pee with massive pee foamies floating on the front third of the
toilet bowl’s water left over from where I had tinkled. dropping the
dress and fixing it, by that time the foam had faded and then I flushed
my awfully yellow pee , unlocked the stall and walked toward the mirror
to fix the hair and , as PV says , touch up the ” lippie”
guess I will answer that
1.how many times per day I pee ? hon, that all depends on how much and
what I drink , but between 10-13 usually
2.how long can I hold it ? well sometimes I will not need to pee in over
7-8 hours, but about 3
3.accident? yes” wet undies! and yes, it usually dribbles out some
4.what to do when I really have to go? well I try to find a restroom if
in public like new york city but outside in the woods ? I just squat and
go soon as I find a spot where nobody sees me
5.how long can I pee for? well one time in vermont , when I held it in
for a good three hours despite a 32 oz half finished sprite 24 oz sunny
delight and 20 oz coffee [ hot weather, so it stayed in good] upon
holding it another hour after the first urge till finding that toilet,
well for 3 minutes.[ as I peed , I looked down at this wide stream as it
tinkled into the water and thought” there goes all that sunny delight!
kewl!] this summer I’d say was the longest time at 4 mins 30 secs, almost
5 mins at this woman’s house this summer
6.how much? again, that time in VT had me wondering as I tinkled for 1:15
min/sec, stopped tinkled 30 sec stop tinkle 30 sec stop and finally
tinkled into the water, hissed against the front and finally piddled the
last few drips HOW MUCH CHERYL? 2 LITERS? 70 OZS WAS MY GUESS!
7.pee contest? how long ? I don’t remember but that time in vermont I
held it as long as I could and told myself ” hold it till you find a
store with a ladies room!” [ unisex]
question for the ladies about peeing. [ I was thinking about this one
tonight as I lifted my pretty dress and “tinkled” *giggles*]
when you go to the ladies room and ” tinkle” into the water[ which the
way most american toilets are designed, seems unavoidable 99% of the
time! :)] do you make ” pee foamies” or bubbles in the bowl?
if so , how much foam? [ bubbles?] a) some b) full bowl c) more
if/when you do, what causes it to do so? [ drinks? length of time since
last pee? etc?]
hi, speak of one good long cheryl pee LOL oh my god! last night my
girlfriend [ proper pronouns-as “she” corrects me to say!] and I went
down to NY city to see that movie ” transamerica” at the IFC theater on
6th ave which is about this genetic male who has the gender surgery in
order to live as the ” she” her personality is more like! [ much like
she-MTF- is soon fixing to do as soon as her divorce from her wife
finalizes!] anyway, so here we left from up my western connecticut place
at like 10:45 PM [ after she picked me up in her family minivan] and that
was the last time we both used the bathroom. mind you, she told me she is
on that testosterone killing stuff, spironolactone, which makes you pee a
lot! anyway, so finally, after the stupid ez-pass thing of hers did not
work and we got stuck at the bridge , we miss the 16th st exit on the
west side and finally, after turning around by wall st area almost, we
drive back into the village and finally, after again getting held up in
traffic at some light 5 mins, get to the parking garage. then we get to
the IFC late a little , about 12:36 and missed the beginning. [she
already saw it and told me what we missed-as it was she who insisted on
me seeing transamerica to better understand what ” trannies” like her
have to deal with-“bathroom issues,honey” as she tells me all the time!
and so, the movie was an eye opener to say the least, especially that
part where bree[felicity huffman-genetic woman]trying to pee like myself
with a pussy and squatting; accidently pulled out ” her” tool, which in
the end , was turned inside out as in SRS and made like mine[ which my ”
girlfriend” will soon do/have. he he he!] anyway, here I thought I’d have
to pee before the beginning of that movie, but instead held it in till
the end of the full credits. and so, at the end I said ” I have to go to
the bathroom first, annie”[ andy is all but “dead” now ] and she said ,
“yeah, cheryl, the spironolactone is kicking in finally!” and laughed.
what room to use for annie? /men/hombres? women/damas? well new york
city, annie told me[ though I should know this being bisexual and going
to gay/lesbian clubs?]she is allowed to use the WOMENS in NYC because
transsexuals are legally women in both san francisco and new york
city-puss or penis. and so, we BOTH walked into the womens together, she
took a stall and so did I [ she is quite ” passable” lately-black half
dress/skirt and awesome flowery top with little pumps; and yes, darling,
transgender MTF’s do in fact SIT LIKE ME! LOL ] . well here I was in the
stall and she about three down and well, I lifted that mecca femme skirt
of mine, denim with pink trims and zippers[ sooo slutty!] and as I was
pulling down my pantyhose-halfway to knees and undies, naturally , I
could hear her doing the same thing! [ she knows what to do ”
women-style” sort of! LOL] well, feeling my labia’s folds open and let
out all that urine, I immediately began to tinkle into the water and
could see between my slightly open legs all these kewl looking bubbles as
the toilet’s water quickly turned all major yellow. meanwhile, I could
hardly hear annie in that stall except for a big old nasty fart or two
and I think just a slight sound of water dripping and thought, ” she’s
still a little embarrassed or something?” meanwhile, here I am tinkling
away in a nice soft but steady long pee which had to last for at least 2
minutes without stopping! somewhere toward the expected end, I took some
paper from the roll and just held onto it to get ready for the ” big puss
drying.” by that time ‘ ms trannie’ was long finished but hell, I could
hear her wipe and wipe and wipe for what had to be as long as her brief
pee.” bet she hit the front?? more down,front-sometimes back and all
over, sweetie! like a woman!” I thought. anyway, so 2 mins and I stopped,
but soon again started to tinkle really quietly into the oh so foamy
yellow pee water for maybe 45 sec. to a good minute and without stopping
about 3-4 more pulsating tinkles which seemed like they were fixing to go
on endlessly and sounded like a waterfall in summer which was drying up
and than, finally it just ended as I felt the last drop come oozing out
of my puss like maxwell house coffee[ good to the last drop LOL ] I wiped
really good, first in front and then, as I stood up , from the back to
make sure the puss was dry , dropping the paper into the bowl now all
full of dark, nasty looking yellow heavy duty pee and some foam left. as
I slowly rolled my pantyhose up after first pulling my pink polka dot
undies, I then dropped my cute little “teeny-ager” looking dressie and by
that time; the foam faded to streaks of pee scuzzies. seeing that the
auto flush did not seem to work, I pushed that side button and whoosh,
all that pee and scuzz swished down as I put on my coat and threw my
purse over shoulder, unlocking stall and walking out. over to the mirror
to touch up that “lippie” and here is annie already doing the same for
obvoiusly a lot longer than me. as we walked out I said ” you gotta admit
I can pee for a lot longer than you!” and she says the hormones make you
pee like crazy?? LOL off we went to the famous stonewalls gay place-well
G/L/B +”T” *laughs*
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Monday, January 23, 2006
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Kitty
Christina-
What do you usually do to help your boyfriend when he is constipated? I
would love to hear more stories.
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Moi
CHRISTINA- how is your bf doing this week?? what if you were to give him
an enema or something on a regular basis so he doesnt get so backed up??
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Hi all, long time no post but this one is worthy of posting. Had the
worst shit of my life the other day. I was on meds for a bladder
infection and for the first time in my life became constipated. We were
about to leave on holiday and I had not shat for 4 days. I am so regular
it is boring but was now feeling blown up like a ball. Could not even
fart. To make matters worse my period started and what with packing for
holiday etc was not a happy little girly.
I had tried to go a each time I felt something move but with no result.
Anyway we leave for our house at the sea early one morning. I have had a
double dose of coffee to try to get things moving and as we leave grab a
roll of loo paper and get into the car. After sitting in pain for about
an hour I tell my hubby to pull over at the next rest spot. This he does
and I get out open both doors on the left and get my kit off. Those of
you who know me know I am an outside shitter of note and get one leg out
of my jeans to prevent mess etc. This I do and get down next to the car.
I am determined that something is going to happen. I hold the sill of the
door and start to push. I can feel rocks moving in my bum and my annus
starts to stretch. Hubby says to remove the tampon as it will get in the
way. This I do and feel something start to move. I am holding the door
sill and straining like childbirth. My annus is stretching open and
little rocks start to drop off the huge turd that is jammed there. I look
between my legs as these little balls fall onto the ground. Hubby says
keep pushing things are happening. Now I am sweating and straining to get
this load out. My eyes are closed and I am pushing like I have never
pushed in my life. I can feel my annus at its limit but keep going as I
can feel that this is do or die. The little lumps stop breaking off as
the turd moves out and I feel the front side of my annus tear a little. I
could not care as this lot must out. I take a deep breath and give
another deep push and feel the rock moving further out. My thighs are
trembling now with the bending and pushing but I feel I am winning. I
look down as I push again and there is this tail hanging there about 6
inches long and about 2 and a half thick. I hold the door sill as I bear
down again just as a car pulls up behind us. I could not care as I have
to get this out. I do not even look as I heave again and the rock moves
some more. My hubby says not to worry just go. I push again and to my
relief the widest part is out and the rest of the turd slithers out. The
relief is so great that I have tears in my eyes as this log plops down
followed by at least a litre of soft serve that I do not even feel
falling out as my annus is still fully dilated. I do a very long pee as I
get some paper ready to wipe. The first wipe is very messy and I check
for blood which there is from the tear. I look around now and notice two
little girls from the other car pointing at me and saying to their mother
“Look Mommy the lady did a big poo poo.” I wipe till clean and pull
myself up holding the seat and just get in and close the door. I tell my
hubby to go as I get dressed in the car. I must have fallen asleep and
woken up later to my annus burning where it had torn. Needless to say I
went on a prune diet to keep things loose for a few days to heal my
ripped bum. Back to normal now thank goodness.
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PV
Pee survey —
1.) How many times do you go pee a day? SEVEN OR SO
2.) How long can you hold it max.? MY RECORD IS NINE HOURS, I WAS IN
AGONY…
3.) Have you ever had an accident? NOT SINCE I WAS A LITTLE GIRL AND PEED
DOWN MY LEG ON A LONG WALK…
4.) What do you do when you really have to go? I GO, DISCRETELY IF I CAN,
POSSIBLY EVEN ON A WALL!
5.) How long do you take to get all your pee out? CAN BE MINUTES, LESS
THAN ONE MINUTE IS USUAL.
6.) How much pee can you hold max.? MEASURED IT AT 700MLS+
7.) Have you ever had a hold it contest. Explain. NOPE, THOUGH I TRAINED
UP, AS IT WERE, AGAINST THE CLOCK!
RIZZO —
Hi, long time no hear! Yes, I too miss our ‘neice’ very much. Sixteen?
Oh, how time flies by. I hope she’s a thoroughly accomplished standing
pee’r who has carried the tradition forward for her generation.
Thank you for your kind words, and it’s good to be enjoying a wee in
congenial cyber-company again!
PV
Hi all,
I just realised I didn’t tell you all about my New Year’s Eve!
I had (most of) a night out in town, everyone was out in their glad-rags,
partying. I went to meet my favourite band at a city hotel, and didn’t
see my bed till 4.30. It was very humid, a really sticky night, as a
weather front was coming through in the morning, hot and rainy. Kinda
makes you fancy a pee, huh? 🙂 While I was waiting for a bus on the way
home I saw girls using the smart-loos in pairs — two different sets of
girls used the single-place toilets together in the half hour I was
waiting, but no guys seemed to be willing to share! One of the pairs was
a couple of really attractive Asian girls, all long legs in short skirts,
and one of them was doing a pee-dance that was unmistakable from a
hundred yards away. They waited by one smart-loo for a few minutes and
when they went to sit down on the grass I thought they might be going to
simply take a squat in the street, but there were Police patrols around.
Then they crossed the eight-lane road to the loos on the other side, and
went in together. I didn’t need to go, I used the pot twice before
leaving the hotel, and strangely enough there were no queues where I
was…
PV
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Adrian
Big D. I think having an urgent need to pee first thing in the morning is
fairly common amongst the population – and it’s by no means a phenomenon
confined to your side of the Atlantic either. Quite often I have to dash
and to the bathroom and pee first thing and I know of several otherwise
healthy people who’ve reported having to do the same. Thinking about it,
if you’ve probably not peed for seven or eight hours (or even longer)
it’s not all that surprising that you’ll need to go quite urgently.
Mister Peeper. Wow! Your aunt Leann sounds like one in a million,
lettting you observe her on the jon like that. It sounds as though on the
occasion you describe she was fairly well backed up and needed to do a
big load. I’m not surprising she had difficulty managing to pass
everything. If she’d not had a motion for three days or so she’d have got
rather impacted down below, I’d guess.
some young guy. In answer to your query I can’t really say why some
laxatives don’t work for you. Maybe they don’t suit you. Is it possible
you were taking some other medication such as a coedine based painkiller
which may have counteracted the effect of the laxative? Generally
speaking, unless you’re really bunged up, laxatives are best avoided.
It’s better to let nature resolve the problem itself – and eat a healthy
diet to give matters a natural helping hand. Suppositries are a form of
anally administered laxative, usually in capsule form. As with other
laxatives they’re best only ever used as a last resort.
I must disagree with the person who asserted that eating various forms of
meat and white rice will relieve constipation and eating vegetables will
somewhow make it worse. Common sense and experience (for which I can
vouch) have demonstrated that generally speaking the opposite if anything
is true.
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HAIRY ANNIE
It is so good to be back, my pc had a case of terminitus @ died on me! I
hope you all had a gr8 Xmas & New Year?!!! I have some poopy stories from
over the festive season , all that good food & too much of it can have
some dire consequences on a girls bm’s.Anyway now that I have a newly
resurrected pc that works better than when it was new ,posting won’t be
such a problem……… well I hope haha!
Xmas Eve’s little event. I visited some friends for Xmas Eve for a late
lunch & some drinks. Well they certainly know how to cook up a storm &
after eating the first course I could hardly make it through dessert. The
food was very heavy steaks followed by puddings , I had a fair idea that
my bm would be consistent with food,,, big! About 800pm I left because I
had to do the last bit of Xmas shopping , Iwent to a shopping centre on
the way home , dodging the the mad rush on xmas eve is not my idea of fun
. I bought the last remaining present then did a little window shopping.
I could feel the a shit stirring in my bowels, the heavy meal was having
the desired effect. As a matter of fact it came on quite fast, I started
doing sbd’s which is a good indicator my shit is going to be a biggie. So
I hobbled off to the toilets, I’d recently twisted my ankle & sitting on
the pot would give my ankle a rest as well. On the way I got distracted
by ceramic art display, which was not a good idea, that made a turd knock
on the back door telling me it wanted fresh air. Oooops I thought Annie
you’d better get going otherwise you will shit yourself again. I’d never
used these toilets b4, so I had no idea what they were like.
As I entered tha ladies, I saw three cubicles, one against the wall was
obviously a disabled toilet which was in use. The other 2 were occupied
as well, the one in the middle sounded if a girl was just having a piss,
the other judging from the grunting & plopping was having a shit.My urge
had settled down a bit so I was quite happpy to wait a few minutes, more
interested in giving my ankle a rest. Just then a young girl in her burst
into the toilets, she was wearing a longish dress & a tank top. Oh f***k
she said, gripping her crotch, she looked at me & said I’m busting for a
shit. I said well looks like we are in the same boat, as I said that a
dribble of urine ran down my left leg. I thought I would end up pissing
myself b4 I had the opportunity to have a shit. However saved by the bell
or the girl having a piss, who flushed the toilet & came out adjusting
her shorts.
I raced into the toilet up with my dress @ down with my bike shorts,
these I noticed had a quite visible piss stain & small skid mark in the
gusset. Such relief for my bladder , my bowels & my ankle. As I leant
back against the wall to shit , 2 things hit me, one I notice quite a
large hole inthe wall, secondly there was hardly any tp. Iknow from “the
lean back position” it is very comfy way shit , but because of my hairy
ass & vagina cleanup requires alot of paper.So what the heck I just let
nature take its shitty course, this huge turd squeezed out betwen my
cheeks & slipped slowly into the water.
I was just about drop another when I thought why not have a look through
the hole, obviously something had been there & leaving a good view of the
toilet seat & up to the shoulders of the woman who had been having a
shit. She was now wiping her bum,she gave it 3 good wipes , folding the
paper over to do it again each time she wiped.She then stood up to dress
herself,just then the girl outside waiting said in desperate voice,
please hurry I am about have an accident, next door said ok coming out
now as she flushed the toilet.
As she opened the door to exit the other girl in the long dress said oh
thank you, I couldn’t have held it any longer. She then entered in a
rush, closed & locked the door hung her bag on the doorhook(I guess cos
it wasn’t on the floor). Looking through the hole I could see her bend
over slightly then, quickly gather her dress up around her waist, she
pulled her french cut panties to her knees. At the same time she was
wimpering like a small child, this girl , I think shetwas really really
desperate for a shit.She quickly stepped back a bit ,hovered over the
bowl, using her left hand she parted her left cheek, this huge turd(1
1/2″ thick at least) oozed out from her hole,till grew about 7″then
stopped. I could see her grunting & pushing to no avail,then she reached
further in with her left hand & broke it off using her thumb &
forefinger. This must have activated her bowels because as soon as the
turd hit the water another biggie emrged from her hole. This one was alot
softer & left alot of poo around her hole, but in the meantime I forgot
to meantion she had apiss. This girl was in such a dire need for a shit
that she just pissed on the floor, down her legs & over knickers.
Suddenly she stood up & I heard “oh f***K, it’s me again, do you have any
paper, I nearly shit myself & have pissed myself.” BY then I had finished
my poop I quickly worked out what I thought I would need . I said ” I
have a little you can have,just let me wipe first” I gave my ass 2 quick
wipes , but I knew there was more , but it is Xmas so why not share???”I
said you can come & get it now” I saw her drop her dress then she came
into my stall. Her first comment was “F***K you’re hairy, see mine is
natural (as she lifted her dress) but yours takes the prize”I handed her
the last 3 sheets.She said “oh thanks I nearly shit myself but this’ll
get me by till I get home & wipe properly”. Ilooked through the hole , as
she wiped she put all 3 sheets togethere like a pad lifted her, parted
her cheeks with her right hand & wiped with her left leaving a big shit
smear up her left cheek, she then discarded her panties on the floor & we
both exited the stalls together. we ended up going for a Xmas drink
together, as I sat down I could feel the wet skid mark in my crack then I
wished I hadn’t given my new foound friend tp. As we exchaged phone #’s
she stood up & my nostrils caught a faint odour of her poop. We hope to
meet at the end of the month……..
all the best Annie
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Stinker
My friend and I have always loved going for long walks in the woods along
the trails with no problems only exception there are no bathrooms along
the way.
Anyway I have no problems going outside and my friend had no problem
going pee but I think she was afraid to “do the nasty” outside until the
one day we were right in the middle of nowhere….
We were walking along the trail and she turns to me and says ” I have to
go to the bathroom!! BADLY”… “I have to go number 2!”
We continued down the trail to where we found a pretty secluded spot…
She took some kleenex out of her pocket and ran into the tall grass, not
far from where I was standing/… I could hear her pull her pants down
then a few seconds later I heard
” Swish……Swish…Swish as her turds fell into the grass…. There was
a short pause again then a wet fart, a crackle and another “swish” as
another turd fell into the grass… She wiped then came out of the grassy
area saying ” Wow, I had to go a LOT!”.. We continued on our way but in
the way back I had to make a pit stop myself… I asked her if she would
mind if I went where she did just so we dont mess up nature hehehe.. She
didnt care so I went in and did my buisness near the same spot… I could
see what she did earlier, it was massive, and there were already flies
and things buzzing around the heap… From that point on she has never
been afraid of ” doing the nasty” outdoors.
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Marcuslycus
Test post from my new cell phone. My gf surprised me nicely by peeing on
my carpet. It was a wonderful sight!
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Randy
Just want to talk to any other dudes that have used glycerin
suppositories for quick relief. I am athletic, use them once in a while,
were suggested by now my X GF.
Randy
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Mary
One day at school I had to go to the bathroom really bad. When I got
there all the door were locked but no one was in them! I was really
really desperate so I attemped to crawl underneth the door but it was too
much pressue and i started to pee. I tried to hold it in until I could
get to the toilet but I couldn’t stop the stream. It was sooooo
embarrassing!!!
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Hailea
Hi everone! I love messing my panties and I love to do it at least once a
week. Here are some stories I’d like to share:
This was my first experience…
One day I woke up and felt a really bad urge to poo! I almost couldnt
hold it as i walked upstairs to the only bathroom in our house. To my
dismay, my brother was in the shower! I banged on the door and pleaded
for him to hurry up, but he just went on taking his time. I knew I
couldnt hold it much longer as my stomach started to cramp up. Finally, I
just gave up the fight and warm, mushy poo slid out into my panties. At
first, i was super embarassed and almost started to cry but then I
thought ‘This is kinda nice….’ When my brother seen i had messed myself
he felt bad and apologized. I’ve been messing myself ever since!
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Bladder Splatter
Hi again everyone,
Thanks for your replies, I did some research on peeing postures and heres
what I found out. Almost everywhere except Europe and North America The
universal Toilet urinating posture is squatting, but the natural
urinating posture is almost always standing or bending over.
which do you think is better? squatting with your pussy under you, or
laying back resting on your hands, so it is in the front?
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Big D
I am an 18 yo male living in the US. I frequently wake up with the
outrageous urge to piss. I hurriedly undress, leaving my pecker hanging
down, stand in front of the toilet and release. It’s very strange though.
Does anyone else have this issue? Hit me back(not literally of course)
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Mister Peeper.
I think about or maybe the last time I saw my beautiful step aunt Leann,
whom I’ve posted about a few times, on the toilet Was after a day of
shopping. I sometimes went shopping with her on saturday mornings and in
the car on the way home during our chit chat she looked at me and said,
“ooooh sweety, I think the first thing I need to do when we get home is,
as she always put it, “use the commode”. Just out of curiosity and just
to get her talking about it, I asked, “number one or Number two?” and she
said, “Probably both, its been a few days and I need to poopoo”. I always
loved it when she said “poopoo” in her sexy voice. When we arrived back
home and unloaded the things from the car she went into the bathroom and
left the door open and started fixing on her beautiful “big” brunette
hair in the mirror. I stood in the doorway and talked to her hoping that
she would make a move for the toilet and not ask me to leave. She looked
so beautiful standing there with her black knit pants and heels on. She
looked at me and said, “honey, if you don’t mind bring me the new package
of toilet paper out of the hall closet, I’ve gotta poopoo”. I was so
happy and I made a quick trip to the hall closet and got the paper and
went back to the bathroom while she was backing up to the toilet and
lowering her knit pants and pantyhose. She sat down and leaned forward
clasping her hands together and adjusted herself for a big poop. Her
large hips and thighs looked so sexy with her knit pants and pantyhose
stretched over the top of her thighs and her open toe heels. Her hair
draped softly over her shoulders and she started to pee loudly and looked
up at me and grinned. She said, “If you don’t mind sweety, close that
door and lock it, sometimes the neighbors’ kids come over here and come
in the house without knocking”. And I closed the door and went and sat
down on the stool at her vanity mirror. She was a well built woman and
not fat and from the vanity stool right in front of her, you could barely
see the toilet, just her sitting and the sides of her hips and thighs.
She started softly pushing because I could see her stomach push out a
little and while we were talking she would softly grunt. She raised her
butt to the side a bit and then the heavy crackling started and she said,
“ooooh, here it mmmmmmmmmmmcomes sweety, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmshew……..better
hold your mmmmmmmmmmnose” and then the crackling stopped and I asked her,
“is it a big one?” and she said “yes, but………….I think its stuck
right now” and laughed. The hefty smell was already filling the bathroom
up and with the turd hanging she propped her chin upon her fist. I heard
a few more dribbles of pee as the turd hung and we sat and chatted. I
asked her why she did’nt mind me being in there with her and she said,
“well dear I would’nt just let anyone in here with me while I’m on the
commode poopooing, It has to be someone that I’m close to or really love
to let them see this side of me, I come from a large family of sisters
and we all had to share a bathroom and it kinda opens you up for that.” I
told her that I enjoyed being in there with her and she told me she
enjoyed my company in the bathroom with her. It made me have a very warm
feeling. She said “I don’t know how you can stand the smell of my poopoo
though” and laughed. She started pushing once again and was having a bit
of fun out of me while she was doing it, she said, ” I’m gonna see if
I………mmmmmmmmmmmmmmcan get the rest of this out
without…mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmbreaking
it”……sssscracklecracklecracklessssssssssss……oooooh………….FALO
OOOOOP. And as the turd entered the water she looked at me and gave a
sexy grin. I opened the new package of toilet paper and handed her a roll
and she started peeing again and leaned back forward pushing some more
and said, “I think…….I’ve got one more little……….turd
coming”………PLOOP…….plip……..FLOOOOOOP. She started rolling
off toilet paper and leaning to the side and wiping. I could see the
streaks on the paper and could tell the turd was going to be a light
brown color. she wiped about four times and got up off the toilet while
pulling her pantyhose up at the same time revealing a very long and thick
light brown turd with three smaller ones beside it. she said, “oooooh
sweety, wanna see a snake?” and I walked over closer and looked into the
toilet with her at the long turd that went from the pipe all the way up
to where the tip was sticking up out of the water. She said, “I hope that
thing goes down when I flush”. She pulled her pants up over her pantyhose
and flushed the toilet and the water pushed the turd upward and started
swirling it around creating huge skid marks all over the bowl before
breaking in half and going down the pipe. The smaller turds and half of
her big one went down while the other half popped back up into the bowl.
She laughed and said, “well they say if it loves you it will come back to
you” and flushed a second time as the half of the smooth light brown turd
swirled around and finally went down. She left the skid marks in the bowl
and the hefty smell in the air. she washed her hands and we exited the
bathroom and went in and put her groceries up. One hour later I went back
into the bathroom to pee and noticed the smell was still slightly in the
air and the skid marks were still there even after I flushed after I
peed. Now that’s how a REAL woman poops. LOL.
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some young guy
hey everyone! I haven’t posted for a while so. I just wanted to say two
things. 1. when I’m constipated and take a laxative it doesn’t work. can
anyone explain this to me.
2.what are suppositories?
see ya later.
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desperate to poop
Outdoor Jenny – you rock! cool stories. I love finding two seater toilets
so me and my girlfriend can share a dump. I remember an old poster Sheila
used to have a swedish doube toilet installed in her house.
I’ve always used to wonder with two seater toilets though what happens if
if one finishes whilst another is still going. The other one would have
to get up to lock the door or ask anyone waiting.
However one day I experienced it myself. I was shopping in a mall and got
a big urge to have a poop. I walked into the ladies and it was very busy
all cucibles were taken and there was a line of 3 or 4 people waiting.
The stall doors were quite high and at the end I could see two pairs of
shoes with a pink thong and a light blue thong around the ankles. I could
also hear moaning and plopping so guessed there were two people pooping.
I was now getting a little desperate.
In the other 2 cucibles one lady was peeing and the other was constipated
it seemed as she was grunting and moaning loadly. By know it was just me
and a lady in front she was holding her crotch a bit. All the cucibles
were full and they were all pooping. The middle one was having severe
diarreoh and it only made my plight worse!
Just then the two ladies both in there early 30’s wiped and flushed and
came out the two seater cucible. I asked the lady in front did she mind
if I came in, as I was depserate. She said sure and I followed her in.
The air was filled with a poop smell and my seat was very warm. I quickly
sat down and let out a large ppppprrrrrft and farted. I was feeling quite
erotic by now. The other lady said I’m bet your glad to get that out and
I said sure am. She was only peeing but also replaced her pad so
obviously wasn’t that shy. When she finished I said to ask anyone else in
line if they wanted to come in.
As she left she did so and an attractive lady in her late forties joined
me. She said thanks as she really needed to go. She dropped her black
pants and pushed her white frilly knickers to the floor and then started
serving up some soft serve. I was still going strong and between the two
of us we really stunk the toilet up. I was almost finished now and I
asked how much more she had to do, she said not a lot and so I said i’d
wait for her to finish. A few mintues later she finished and we both
left. There was only one lady waiting and she took our place in the
ladies. Which then brings me to my other point. If there’s a free toilet
but only one goes isn’t that quite inefficient I mean somone might be
able to see it’s free but would need to knock and be let in 🙂
Happy Pooping!
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I have been browsing and enjoying this site for a while now,so i reckoned
it was time i contributed with my own personal experience.So here goes.
When i was 10 i was friends with a little girl who was 9 at the time
called Amanda.It was one of those rare warm summer days and we had been
playing out in the fields behind the houses.We had both drunk quite a lot
of juice that day so i guess it was only a matter of time before one of
us would need to relieve ourselves.I noticed Amanda was squirming around
and clutching the front of her shorts.”I NEED TO PEE” she said.Without
hesitation she wriggled her shorts down and then yanked down her blue
knickers.She squatted down right in front of me and started peeing like a
river.At this point i felt the urge to go so i pulled down my trousers
and underpants and squirted a hoseful in my little peeing partners
direction.She was still in full flow and some splashed onto her legs
“WATCH OUT” she said.
When we had both finished we stood for a moment or two and looked at each
others privates and giggled at the now considerable puddle on the
ground.From then on we were never shy about peeing and pooing in front of
each other.Whether it was out in the fields or together in the bathroom
if we could get away with it.Sadly she moved away when she was 12 and we
lost contact.This was all a good twenty years ago but the memory of those
early peeing experiences has never left me.
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Serendipity
Names Of Differents Types of Turds & Farts
Turds:
Bolder
Logger Head
Feel Gooder
Goober
Colon Blow
Rice Crispies
Green Hornet
Yellow Dobber
A Bomber
Snake
Rocky Road
just to name a few)
I like droping big one’s unflushed in public places so that others there
after can admire
Farts:
Squiker
Music
sbd
Mumbler
Blaster
(just to name a few)
Perhaps others could add more
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Tony
Hey folks, just a quick update…I made the mistake of telling my wife
about the doorless toilet stalls at The Home Depot that I work at, and
the fun I had on my first day. She was NOT amused. She was actually quite
upset to know I was sitting and shitting out in the open…So upset she
went and spoke to the store manager and demanded all the doors be put
back on the stalls immediatly. The store manager, a women in her mid-
fourties, told my wife the doors were removed on recomendation of the
local police department, due to loitering and other problems. Trust me as
a 53 y/o man, I was much more embarrased by my wife going and making a
scene with the boss, than taking a crap in a doorless stall. She asked if
the women still had doors, and was told ‘Of course, we girls need our
privacy” Then my wife really flipped out, and said it was
unconstitutional…Well, word got around, and I am now the laughing stock
ofthe whole store. In less than one week..I’ll certainly still shit in
the doorless stalls, but now the guys ‘razz’ me because of Cladette. Heck
, if i knew it would cause suchan uproar, I never would have told her.
I’ll keep you posted on my employment status…
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THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER Some advise needed!
I receive a number of calls each day on my mobile to do with my work.
When in the toilet it would be advantageous from an efficiency viewpoint
to answer them rather than to miss the call or to have it retrieved from
message bank and play telephone tag. Many calls I would have no problem
talking in the toilet…however, some calls require files, taking of
notes or are of a lenghty nature. What should I say to people where I
have to call them back or it is not opportune to speak. With the echoing
surroundings will they guess where I am? Maybe I just cut them off and
then call them back when I am at my desk and say the battery on my phone
went flat? Any ideas?
Thanks
Thunder
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Pee Survey! Sense We Already have a Poop survy I Thought I Needed To
write a pee one. Sorry if there is already one like it. If there is you
don’t have to do it!!!
1.) How many times do you go pee a day?
2.) How long can you hold it max.?
3.) Have you ever had an accident? If so, did it all come out at once or
did it slowly dribble out?
4.) What do you do when you really have to go?
5.) How long do you take to get all your pee out?
6.) How much pee can you hold max.?
7.) Have you ever had a hold it contest. Explain.
im going to anwser it now.
1.) I usually go 2-3 times
2.) 18 hours
3.) Yes. That was the time i held it for 18 hours. We went on a feild
trip stright after school and didn’t get home until really late and I
managed to make it home but couldnt hoild it long enough to get to the
house! I had to go sososoo bad, and right went I jumped out of the car it
all came out at once and I had absolutly no control!!
4.) I hold myself and do the peedance if im really desperate
5.) 2 mins.
6.) A lot!
7.) No.
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Eric
I was returning a Christmas gift last night at J.C. Penney’s at the mall.
After I got my refund I thought I would go to the mens restroom and take
a crap. I asked the guy who gave me my refund where the mens restroom
was, and he gave me simple directions. I walked in and there were 3
stalls , all with the doors taken off. I chose the middle stall, droppd
my jeans and undershorts to my ankles and sat down. Just as my first fart
and turd started creeping out, the outer door opens, and in walks the guy
who just gave me my refund. I smiiled at him and said “hey” He responded
with…..”The power of suggestion” He sat down in te stall next to me and
before long we were both firing ass missles and farts into our toilets. I
heard him struggle for toilet tissue and then I heard “Oh F??k” !! I
asked him what was wrong, he said ‘ no more toilet tissue on my
dispenser’ I told him to relax, as I had plenty, next thing I know, he is
standing in front of me pulling toilet tissue off the roll. He thanked
me, while I still had a log of shit dangling between my buttocks waiting
to drop into the toilet. then he looked down at my briefs and noticed a
big brown skidmark ….He laughed and said there was a sale on
underwear… Normally I might have been put off by somebody saying that,
but under the circumstances, both of us with our dirty asses in each
othersfaces, how could I do anythng but laugh….PS. I went back to his
department and bought new briefs… He smiled and winked his eye as he
bagged it for me….Interesting day at the mall.
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TK
Tia
I noticed that you take a while to go poo. I do too and I always like to
read when I’m taking a poo. Since you are on the pot for a while, do you
read as well? You must get bored sitting on the toilet for an hour. I
find that reading passes the time away while I’m going.
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Eating beef, chicken, pork, and white rice will relieve constipation.
Vegetables will make you more constipated.
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David
I just came across this site while searching random funny stuff on google
i got a bit immature and found this site…a little odd should i say? but
seems a lil entertaining. although embarassing stories DO go beyond
pooping yourself and other accidents. although that is pretty hilarious.
alrite well at my school all the guys bathrooms are closed i’m really
pissed off about that. Well today I asked the teacher if i could ‘go to
the washroom’ (i usually dont say washroom as i dont go in there to wash.
i dont go in there to bathe either but hell it’s closer. and i like the
word ‘bathroom’ better. how about ‘urination chamber’??’ The teacher let
me go (i had to pee REALLY bad i had since before class)..Well I went and
not much to my surprise all the bathrooms on this floor were STILL
locked. so i went down one floor (bottom floor) and i went straight to
the only bathroom I knew was unlocked in the whole floor. consider this.
huge high school. one bathroom for every guy in the whole school. it will
be crowded huh? in this bathroom there are three toilet stalls, and six
urinals. All three toilet stalls were occupied (the guys were probably
skipping class and hiding from the hall moniter, not shitting. that’s why
i dont wanna skip in school heh..i wont have to hide in a toilet stall).
anyways. what can i say? most crowded bathroom ever. and it had the
combined disgustingness of every bathroom in the whole school. well i did
my business and i swear i saw a guy looking at my dick i was a little
freaked out but i washed my hands and left. came back ran into two of my
friends on the way. umm well i get back to class fifteen minutes after
asking to goto the bathroom. well i duno i felt sorta self conscious
about the fact i think everyone thought i was constipated. or at least
all the girls. or maybe they didnt notice. well in case u pplz read this
i wasnt. ya. not the greatest story ever i havent got very many but i
used 2 hav some problem s w/ my digestive system im sure you would LOVE
to hear about stuff from back then eh. well by maybe i’ll revisit this
site maybe not.
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Rizzo
It has been a while since I posted, but I have had the occasional peep to
see what is going on.
Diva, dear, I miss your posts about you struggling to hold it in. Está
bem?
Tim (and Sarah), that must have been a great experience at your
parents-in-law’s house, when Sarah decided to be so deliciously naughty
right under their noses” and settle herself on your lap to pee between
your thighs into the toilet bowl! No wonder it took you a while to return
to your in-law’s company because of non-postable consequences. It’s good
to read that you are having fun.
PV, ah, how lovely to see your posts. You are one of those who have all
the choices of sitting or standing for a wee – all options at your finger
tips! (Chuckle). And you have mastered the art of aiming at the side of
the bowl to make the stream glance off for a whispering whizz with
practically no rebound. Keep it up! And by the way, last week I drank a
silent toast to our protegee’s sixteenth birthday. Sometimes I wonder how
she is getting on with growing up.
Carmalita, dear, you may be half a world away, but it’s only a few clicks
on this notebook to read your great descriptions of yourself having a
mexican-food dump. The other day my wife improvised an Indian style menu,
with me grinding the ingredients for the home-made curries to go with it.
Next morning we both raced from the breakfast table to have a
simultaneous session on two toilets – lamentably in two separate
bathrooms-, and emerged grinning at each other, telling each other about
the super dumps we just had. All those piles of vegetables, some chicken,
dal (made out of lentils) and the curries; and to top it all, papaya for
dessert, a real poop accelerator. Wow!
Cheryl, your last story is a really good one. I see that your style of
how you decribe your whizzes with scuzz has changed from the scientific”
to the more lyrical with a touch of humor. I really enjoy your posts. How
about manoeuvering your lovely posterior over a graduated bucket and
telling us how much you go, or, possibly easier, weighing the bucket
before and after you go, or even weighing yourself before and after such
a grandiose whizz. You only need to mention the difference, you know.
To those who often need to pass hard knobbly stools: apart from drinking
enough and doing some exercise, try eating half a dozen dried apricots
spread over the day.
Bye, happy new poos,
Rizzo
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Tuesday, January 17, 2006
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I take swimming lessons and my friend comes with me. She is in a
different class but I can always see her clearly. At the end of the
lesson she started squirming and holding her crotch. Then my class ended.
I was showering when she asked if she would mind going in with her. I nod
and she quickly jumps in and peels her swimsuit off. Then she says, ‘I
just can’t hold it, I can’t! I gotta pee!’ She pees SO hard and tells me
she has to poop as well. When she was done she started pooing in the
shower. Then she pushed it down the drain.
That was the weirdest shower I ever had!
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Huckabee
My mother used to discipline me and my sisters by giving us Ex-Lax.
Instead of spanking, hitting or grounding us, she gave us diarrhea. On a
few occasions all three of us got into trouble at the same time, and we
were all given Ex-Lax. It sometimes kicked in around the same time and we
had to share a single toilet. That sucked, and was pretty embarrassing.
I asked her a few years ago why she used to do that, and she said she’d
read an article that it was an effective alternative to spanking or
putting soap in the mouth. She stopped when she found out that overuse of
laxatives damaged one’s intestines.
She did it to me a couple of times before I went to school, where the
toilet stalls had no doors. I ended up on the toilet with diarrhea, and
guys able to see me, and usually laughing at me.
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Outdoor Jenny
Hey Everyone!
I thought Id quick share a cool experience at work today. AS i have said
before there are two normal stalls, one stall with two toilets in it and
3 urinals because it is a unisex bathroom. Well I had such a busy day,
and I was really farty but I was working with the new boss and so I had
to hold them all in. Well finally we took a little break and I excused
myself to the ladies room. WHen i got in there, 2 men were peeing and
there was one woman in a singal stall pooping because I could here the
plops as I walked in. to my amazment my boss followed me in and as those
two guys left after peeing she walked in to the two toilet stall with me
like it was totally natural. She said she really had to pee, she pulled
down her long skirt and panties let out a tiny fart and began peeing like
a race horse. As i sat i said, ” I am sorry but I have been holding my
gas all afternoon and i need to get it out” as i got done saying that I
let out what had to be a 10 -15 second fart followed by two more booming
ones after that, just then i heard a nice fart and a serious of plops and
she said ” Excuse me but I really need a poo”. I said it was fine and I
could feel some poo coming so i relaxed and let out about 6 or 7
crackling turds. We finsihed our poos and went back to work….tty soon!
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Tia
1. How many times a day do you need to take a dump? 5
2. How long do you spend on the toilet each time? 60-70 minutes
3. When you’re in the toilet for a long time (like, 30 minutes or more)
are you having poop come out alot, or are you mostly just sitting around
waiting? I guess what I mean is, can you describe what it is that takes
you so long? It takes a while for the poop to comeout so I guess most of
the time is from waiting for the poop to come out.
4. How many poops on average do you release during your session? Are
there a few big ones or lots of little ones and is this what takes the
time? Lots of small pieces like rock and very hard and dry.
5. How many times do you have to wipe?1
6. Anything else you can tell me about your very long poop sessions? Shit
is black color
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Swim Girl
cheerleader, Have you tried an laxative? They will always get rid of
constipation. As a side note, don’t do it with anyone around. When you
are alone, find something that will shove water up your butt whether it
is a hose or empty shampoo bottle. Then once you feel that enough water
has been in there, go to the toilet and just go. If your BM has stopped,
still wait because there is still water in there. You may need several
bathroom trips but it will work. Plus it will widen your colon and that
will make you poop easier. Plus eat more meat like beef, chicken, pork,
and rice. Vegetables is very constipating.
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Dave B
To Lindsay – He still loving to read your stories. Sorry you’ve had all
these bad experiences in the bathroom before. So you got to watch your
sister use the toilet huh? I’ve never seen any of my relatives or
siblings use the bathroom…not that I’d want to see them. Having my
monsterous poops is bad enough. I always hate using our toilet at my
house, because it’s weak and everytime I poo it ends up clogging it and I
have to go through the hassle of pungling it. It’s annoying, because all
my poops can’t be that big that another toilet can’t handle. Well anyways
I hope you have better pooping experiences in the future and if you want,
could you tell a story next time about a poop you’ve had where it was
nice and soft and not involving dirrehea or vomit. =)
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Just after 10 in the morning & I’m starting to get the urge to shit.
I think it’s almost ready.
Better head to the bathroom before it passes.
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