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Cathy
I had to go to the bathroom in Wal-mart today. I sat on the toilet for a
good 15 minutes. Finally I started Plop. Plop. Plop. The woman in the
next stall was pooping also. We were talking when i saw there was no
toilet paper in my stall. She was kind enough to pass me some.
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Buta
I remember one time when I was about, 5 or 6, and I was at one of my
friend’s house with some of his friends. It was sort of for a party
thing, I guess. Everyone was having fun and blah, it was all great,and we
were all in the middle of the day up in my friend’s room, they were
getting excited about something. I was curious, so I was all, “hey,
what’s happening?” and they just said, “we’re all going to pee in this
empty milk carton! Join us!” And I was like “Whaaaat!?”. That seemed like
a stupid and un-fun idea that would probrobly get us in trouble. I didn’t
even know why they wanted to do it! So, trying to prove myself the
sound-minded one of the group, refused. Well, that went on for a little
while, the pestering and all. They just made it sound fun and I knew it
wouldn’t really be…But I sort of wanted to find out, anyway. I was like
“…Are you sure we won’t get in trouble?…”
“Sure!”
so 5 minutes later we were all peeing simultaneously into the thing,(we
were all boys, by the way) and it was full. I was trying to find the
intrest in it all. I don’t know much after that. I zipped up my pants and
went on my merry way. however, the others must’ve been parading that
bottle around the house or something. I still don’t know… All I do know
is that I got a harsh yet concerned scolding from my mom about it when
she and the other adults found out. It was one of my wierdest bathroom
experiences…
I guess it was sort of fun…Maybe…
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Marc
I used the mens restroom in the food court of our local mall. The three
toilet stalls all had the doors removed, and were all totally visable
from the food court area when both entry doors were opened. As we all
were dropping ‘brown’ into the toilet bowls, my buddy said we could ALL
be arrested, for “indecent exposure” since women sitting at the tables
could all see our dicks with our pants down as we sat on the toilet bowls
Is this true???
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michael
Ever since I was young, when I had to pee, my penis would swell alittle
and it would hurt, i would always have to hold it to relieve some
pressure. Well now that im 23, it still happens, and the other day I got
the urge to piss. I was by myself on the bike path so i decided i would
relieve myself in the great outdoors. I stopped my bike and propped it on
a tree. I grabbed on to my swollen penis and slightly squeezed to relieve
some pain. I walked a few feet into the trees and pulled out my penis, i
instantly began to pee. A strong stream hit the ground in front of me, I
had to spread my legs to make sure i didnt splash myself. I looked behind
me to make sure no one was coming, then i looked back down at my stream.
After about 20 seconds I had a good puddle forming and I was still peeing
pretty hard. I didnt relize i had to go so bad. After 20 more seconds it
began to trickle off, I stroked myself alittle to make sure I got all of
it out, I had a few more squirts and i was done. I shook myself dry and
tucked it away. I looked at my large puddle and smiled. I got back on my
bike and left.
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gassy white boi aka desmondwh
Hey all and to my freind BrentC
That was an awesome story about your freind at work! That is exactly the
kind of buddy dump that I enjoy!
There is no question which club you are talking about with the little
rooms with glass doors for the bathroom stalls. The last few times I went
there it was dead. I think its the parking.
Anyway to answer your questions: The way I deal with it is that I don’t
catch when I am not feeling clean or if I am having some type of
intestinal issue. Also, I have found that most people do have some sort
of intestinal issues from time to time; it’s just something that most
people keep in the closet! 😉
Most of the people I date are very laid back, maybe you could even say
thuggish, and usually aren’t too concerned about a little gas; I think in
a way they are releaved, becuse it gives them the green light to let it
out if they need to.
The last buddy dump i witnessed was a few days at the big “I” store.
I was upstairs in the stall taking my time and someone was next to me.
Suddenly I hear someone come crashing in. He came to the stalls and
started banging on the doors and then started saying “uh oh–full house!”
Then he left. I got up and decided that maybe he went downstairs to the
other restrooms, so I went down there also. As soon as I went in I saw
him slam the door in one of the stalls and sit down. He had a magazine
and I could hear the pages turning as he was grunting and sighing and
farting–the whole bit. I saw him right b4 he went in the stall–he was
Hispanic, looked about 30 and was wearing wind pants. After he sat down I
saw white breifs and flip flops. He was in there about 15 mins and really
getting into it. After he left I saw him walking around in the store with
the magazine under his arm.
I like to read on the toilet, but I am not so bold as to blantantly carry
around a maganzine under my arm. I put in in my back pocket.
Ever been to the big “Y” ?
desmondwh
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holly
HI
A summer camp horror story
I don’t mean Jason or anything, it was worse
I was there with about ½ of the girls in my school
Pt1
The bus
It was about 4 hours and ½ way through I had to pee
[Note: we were about 10]
I waited 10 minutes before waking Sarah who was sleeping next to me
“This better be important” she grumbled
“Sarah! I need to go pee-pee, really, really bad!” I monad
“Well knowing you and your bladder that is important”
At this point she reached into her leather purse and took out a maxi pad
[Sarah started her periods early]
“Pee into this, I took some extras in case one of us had to go” she said
before going back to sleep
I discreetly put it on and monad with relief as I let loose, but suddenly
I stopped as the pad overflowed, I winced as that just-stopped-peeing
pain hit me, but I had let enough go to survive the rest of the trip.
Pt2
Arrival
When we got there me and my gang [me Sarah and Mary]
All had to go quite bad, and by the sounds of things so did a lot of
other people
So the camp consolers decided to start the tour with the toilet
We just had to stop and stare, jaws hit the floor, gasps, whines and
moans went around the crowd
Pt3
What?
We all stared in awe at the “toilet”
It was a trench, nothing on in or under it.
I looked at it and had to suppress a gag
In it there were, pukes, food scraps, turds, mud, dioreah, pee, used
sanitary wear and weed, yes weed, it looked as if it had never been
cleaned out.
We all hesitated, then one girl, that looked only 8 ran up, holding
herself and yanked down her pants and underwear and squatted, in plain
view of everyone.
She let out 2 turds, both about the size of a computer mouse then peed
full blast for 3 minutes.
The others exchanged mutters and glances then went for it
Now at the time I was really shy but since everyone else was doing it I
thought why not me?
Pt4
The ‘food’
After eating the “food”
(A bowl of ominous grey sludge withy a side of pasta that could stretch
to 3 times its original size and some odd tasting water)
Everyone was pushing and shoving to get to the dug out, having diorea and
throwing up, one poor girl retched so violently that she fell in,
(everyone avoided her for the rest of the trip)
Pt5
The dare
With everyone going to the dugout every 3 or so minutes Anne [Notoriously
naughty] had an idea
She took out some sweets and said
“I have an idea”
“What, you’re going to eat all those and throw up?”
“No a game”
“Let’s hear it”
“It’s a game of how long can you hold it”
“And if we win we get the candy?”
“Yes, and when you go it has to be somewhere other then the dug out”
“And if we do?”
“Then you will have to be the winners slave for the rest of the trip”
Pt6
The game.
So we started.
In 5 minutes the looser was obvious, she went just out of the door pulled
down her pants and messed her underwear.
One girl sat on a bunk leaning all the way forward, boobs to chest,
holding herself.
She let out a wet fart, wanting slaves and the candy she did the stupid
thing and stayed.
She let out another fart and by the look on her face everyone could tell
that she had messed herself, she ignored it but then a wet spot appeared
on her skirt, then spread, and spread, you could see it running down her
tighted legs and soking her socks and shoes, and the carpet.
Then more farts and we could all see a bulge in her underwear
She then ran out of the room crying and took of her tights and underwear
and dumped them in the dugout and emptied the rest of her bladder and
bowels.
Then she started to cry aging as she realised she would be a slave.
Me Sarah and Mary [all desperate] did rock-paper-scissors for who would
get the rest of the spare pads Sarah brought, I won. [Rock versus. 2X
scissors.]
So through the rest of the game I put on pads and went, put feigned
desperation and Sarah and Mary went in the dugout knowing who their
master would be.
After I won I ran to the dugout [by this time I was out of pads] dumped
the pads and my load and opened the flood gates.
Epilogue
After I won I said
“Slaves, you are all free”
“What?!?!?!??” yelled Anne
“And these sweets go to everyone but Anne because of her setting up this
cruel game”
All I remember of camp after that was Anne’s fist flying towards my face
and falling and hitting my head hard on the metal bed post
I was apparently out for 12 hours and lost a pint of blood through my nose
Every one was saying that Sarah and Mary sent Anne flying into the dugout
Every other person had a picture of it, they also say she bawled like a
baby and was expelled.
The end.
p.s. one of the girls int hat picture up top loojs alot like me
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holder
To the person who is trying to stretch his/her bladder. First of all,
715ml is well above average. Stretching is possible but your goal may not
be reasonable. You have to go slow. The best way is to drink about 4oz of
water every 15 minutes until you feel full. Then wait an hour or so. Then
resume drinking until you are desperate. Then wait as long as you can.
Then pee. Measure. Do this about 1 or 2 times a week. It is better to
drink water (iced if you don’t like the taste) not anything carbonated
like Coke or Pepsi. Don’t use anything that has alchohol in it (beer,
wine, etc.) I guess that cranberry juice to protect the bladder is OK.
P. S. to Bladder Stretcher. Don’t just hold and hold and hold, because
your urine may begin to back up into the kidneys and cause real problems.
When you simply hold, you will keep reaching the same maximum. You won’t
stretch much. How old are you? The younger the better for stretching your
bladder.
Also to everyone out there. We need more pee and mega bladder stories. In
fact one pee for every poop (story). Check back and see how exciting the
board was between pp. 1050 and 1100.
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Humppa
Guy, 17 yrs old, living somewhere on this f??g planet
1. How often do you have to poop?
one or two times/day
2. When you poop, how long does it take?
five minutes, I guess
3. Do you push a lot, or let it come out at its own pace?
I push a bit
4. Does it stink bad enough when you go, you need to spray or use fan?
Usually not
5. Do you poop in public restrooms?
very rarely
6. If you poop in public do you cover the seat?
No
7. Do you usually leave floaties or skid marks?
Skid marks
8. Do you ever flush the toilet while seated?
usually not
9. Do you read or anything to help pass time while pooping? (describe)
Yeah, usually comic books or,some magazine
10. How do you know when you have to poop?
some farts, stomach ache,…
11. Do you ever clog the toilet?
Usually not
12. Do you ever get up thinking your done and have to sit back down?
OCCASIONNALLY
13. Chicks: do you pee and then poop even though thats not you
went to the bathroom in the 1st place?
N / A
14. Do you get consipated or have diarhea a lot? (describe)
No I have never been constipated and I only have diarhea when I’m very
sick.
15. How many times do you need to wipe?
To be honest, I never counted
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Greg
Hey Gassy and Brent,
I’m really concernd about the constipation problem you guys seem to have
and a growing dependency on laxatives.Maybe you should check with a
doctor or at least a nutritionist. I LOVE my Mexican food too, but not
24/7. Gassy…. You had potatoes AND Macaroni, burritos, AND a sugary
desert????? NO WONDER you can’t get anything out!!
I always make sure to have plenty of fresh fruit and drinking water on
hand. Every morning, I have a large bowl of oatmeal and everything works
out just fine. 🙂 For snacking, I highly recommend almonds over Doritos
or potato chips, and try a small dish of blackberries with cream instead
of that sugary desert!!
Of course, I already mentioned how fast the CURRY seems to work on me.
Maybe try varying your lunch a bit with a Chinese dish with a little bit
of curry. Be sure not to have a laxative before that!! The curry will do
the job just fine by itself!!
Also, it may do good to lay off the alcohol for a bit as well if there’s
been some heavy drinking going on. Alcohol tends to dry out your system
and could cause dry hard stools.
Brent, too bad your young hispanic friend always has such a problem with
constipation. At 22-23 he should be easily crackling out the foot-long+
logs out the back door for everyone to enjoy!! If he’s going to struggle,
it should at least be PRODUCTIVE struggling like what I wrote about Jake
a few posts back. Maybe a friendly suggestion from you to him could help
both you out. The next time you hear him grunting without results or when
there’s semi-liquid exploding out of him, you might say something like
“Hey Enrique, sounds like you’re having a real bad time of it. Are you
ok??”
This might break the ice and give you a clue as to what’s wrong, or he
might tell you to get lost!! But what the heck. What have you got to
lose, right??
Hey Zip: Enjoyed the story about you and the guy with the dog. Nothing
quite like a dog for a good icebreaker!! Too bad the dog had the bad leg.
I wonder if the vet will eventually need to amputate. 🙁 I remember
being in a park for a friend’s graduation party one time when all of a
sudden a three-legged dog belonging to the guy in the house next to the
park shows up and this dog was SMART. I quickly found he knew all sorts
of commands like “roll-over” and a bunch of other tricks that he could
pull off without a hitch despite missing a front leg. When his master
called him back, he took off at a speed you would expect from a dog on 4
good legs, not 3. I presume the dog lost the leg to cancer or an accident
as well.
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Elli
One day a few weeks ago I went with my best friend Anne and her big
sister Nita to the mall. (I am 17, Anne 18 and Nita 20). Anne wanted to
buy new denims and there was a nice jeans shop where we went. Anne
started trying jeans. I realized that I needed take a pee and I said to
Anne and Nita that I must pop in ladies room which was almost across the
shop. “I need to go too”, Nita said and she followed me. There were four
stalls, all vacant. I entered second one and locked the door. I pulled my
jeans and underpants down to my ankles and sat on the toilet. Nita took
the stall next to me. She let out a muffled fart first and began tinkling
20-30 seconds later than me. I was almost finished and began pulling
paper. I wiped and pulled up my jeans. Nita was still in her stall after
I washed my hands, so I figured she had to shit. Just a few seconds later
I heard a light plop, followed by a bigger one and then two smaller ones
again. “Oh, shit! Those splashed my arse!”, Nita yelled and we both
giggled. Nina started wiping and I waited her. After she was done and
washed her hands we went back to the boutique where Anne was still trying
new jeans.
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Katie
To AJ:-)–I think so. My dad got mad at my mom and divorced, because she
got mad too. She didn’t know who to take her anger out on, then decided
me. But she’s different. ^.^
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blank
hey, i am interested in female farting, so any girls here, if you
wouldn’t mind answering some questions-
how often do you fart?
what do your farts sound/smell like?
have you ever farted in someone’s face?
do you prefer to sit or stand when farting?
if you could choose, would you rather have loud bubbly nasty sounding
farts or rank paint-peeling smelly farts?
and any memorable stories about when you have farted, if you would like
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THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER RESPONSE TO SUZI`S QUESTIONNAIRE Middle aged
male, and I have different bowel issues and will discuss them as part of
the questionnaire…advise would be welcome.
1. How often?
By way of example I Ihad a prune juice clean out on Saturday (slightly
constipated).. Felt great , on Sunday no shit, no urge but then I was
cleaned out the afternoon before. Early Monday morning I sat on the pot
at the gym and only got a couple of small hard turdlets out despite
really wanting to go. Went to work and had a caffiene drink and had a
barely average movement but it was soft and came out quickly. On Tuesday
am went to gym and came to home, had breakfast and got the urge amd had a
BIG dump all in a few seconds and the poo was big and soft…..later that
afternoon had an average BM with gas…before bed wanted to go but could
not. Arrived at Gym on Thursday (early) and had to sit on the pot
straight away with an average BM… went to a client and their toilet is
at an old aged hostel right next to the hairdressers with thin
walls…the door does not have a lock…every time I go their my bowels
get active…needed to doo a gassy poo before lunch and straight after
lunch the same again but with the loudest fart I have ever produced (I
think). The hairdreeser is a sei hot girl and I am sure she heard me but
I do not care….has she never farted?
Today a poo after breakfast but right now (late pm ) I feel another one
coming on…so to answer sometimes zero to four times a day.
2.. How Long?
Often a couple of minutes but sometimes longer but rarely more than 10
minutes.
3. Push or own pace?
I almost always have to begin with a push but mostly not too much
pushing…occasionally I really have to push.
4. Stink?
Yes It sometimes really stinks.. I use the fan but never the spray unless
I am at someone`s home
5. In public toilets?
Yes, often… I have no problems doing it.
6. Cover the seat?
No, if it is not clean I hover
7. Floaties or skidmarks?
Never seem to have floaties but skidmarkes, yes! If there is a toilet
brush I always clean up.
8. Flush whilst seated
Never…cannot see the point.
9. Reading?
No, do not read…maybe I should…just have not got into the habit.
10. When to poo?
Pressure in my butt and familiar pain in lower abdomen.
11. Clog toilet?
No, in my part of the world toilets do not seem to clog.
12. Do you ever think you are done but no?
Occasionally.
13. Poo when went to pee.
Although I am a male what gives me the shits is that if I need to pee and
towards completion I detect there is something different that needs to
come out.. I need to finish the wee then sit down for the deed. If I was
a female I would be sitting down anyway and just continue on.
14. Constipated or Diarrhea
Very rarely diarrhea… in fact not for many years… very often frequent
motions though! Constipation is common but as I have IBS I have to get
myself going otherwise problems will develop. With my bowel routine all
over the place I can find no reason for it.. the same with constipation
15 Wipe?
Depends on the results… some times a couple of shhets and some times
many times… no average
Thanks for reading this… I have to run to the toilet… dying for a wee
and a poo chaser
THUNDER
To continue with my erratic bowel movements…. on Saturday I did not poo
until mid afternoon… it came out quickly but was big and hard and
really hurt my anal and rectal area….today woke up needing a poo, sat
on the throne, did a wee and pushed by the urge went and nothing. Then
went to the gym and did a big hard poo on arrival…after gym straight to
work and another poo reuired that was hard but not as hard as earlier
BM`s . Nothing has changed but my bowels continually do…I am a very
shameless shitter which is an advantage for me in my state.
THUNDER
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millie
Suzi’s Questionairre
1. How often do you have to poop?
about once a day
2. When you poop, how long does it take?
about 5 minutes
3. Do you push a lot, or let it come out at its own pace?
Usually afew pushes
4. Does it stink bad enough when you go, you need to spray or use fan?
no not really, only if its diarrhea
5. Do you poop in public restrooms?
never
6. If you poop in public do you cover the seat?
–
7. Do you usually leave floaties or skid marks?
nope i usually flush twice
8. Do you ever flush the toilet while seated?
no
9. Do you read or anything to help pass time while pooping? (describe)
nope
10. How do you know when you have to poop?
i get the pressure in my bowels
11. Do you ever clog the toilet?
not really
12. Do you ever get up thinking your done and have to sit back down?
yer sometimes, usually if i have the runs
13. Chicks: do you pee and then poop even though thats not you
went to the bathroom in the 1st place?
sometimes
14. Do you get consipated or have diarhea a lot? (describe)
never really have constipation…but get diarrhea occasionally
15. How many times do you need to wipe?
actually i dont usually have to wipe unless its the runs
-millie
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Adrian
Angela at work. I was interested to read about your lunchtime accident.
It can’t have been very pleasant but things like that happen occasionally
and we just have to cope with them as best we can.
Last night I had an accident, an ‘ambush motion’ as it’s sometimes called
and which some of the guys here will be familiar with. I was going for a
pee just before bed and standing over the toilet when, before I could do
anything about it a liquid movement began to exit from the rear into my
pyjamas. Fortunately I managed to gain control of the situation before it
got too bad and promptly sat on the loo to finish off. Unfortunately
thgough I still had a certain amount of cleaning up to do and have
another shower, even though I’d had one a couple of hours earlier.
Matters would have been bad enough if I’d been in my own house but it
happened to be one of those rare occasions when I was spending the night
at my parents’ house. Unable to find a spare pair of pyjamas (all my
spares being at my own house) I had to spend the night in a vest and pair
of underpants – not very pleasant if you’re unused to doing that. I know
that accidents happen (shit happens as they say) but it’s the first time
I’ve had any accident like it for nearly 25 years and I hope I don’t have
another for anither quarter of a century.
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Linda
Linda from Australia here. I haven’t posted on here for ages. Ive been
having some good dumps lately and I’ve been going every morning (before
work) for about the last week, which is unusual for me. Usually I feel
the urge to go in the morning but when I sit on the toilet and try to go,
nothing comes out. Then I have to go to work with a big turd stuck up my
butt all day, which is a bit uncomfortable. It feels so good to be able
to drop a load before work and I’ve also been doing a poo after work
aswell. A few times during the week, I did did a big poo in the morning,
another decent sized one when I got home from work in the late afternoon
and another small one after dinner. One morning I dropped a load before
eating breakfast, one after breakfast and a third one before leaving for
work.
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Nickers
Recently went to the movies and hung on to the end of Harry Potter and
got out quick to toilets. Explosive diar. for 10mins. Wife waiting
outside. ( Have either constipation of diar. from prescribed madication).
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stepanie
hey this is a story that happened to me at the age of fifteen.i was on my
way home,i was happily sipping some coke when a wave of desperation hit
me.i had 2 peeeee so bad.frantily grabbing my crotch and crossing my
legs.i was wearing a pair of pink cotton panties with a white miniskirt
then.if i lost control it would stain real bad.i staggered home and made
it to the bathroom in time but i couldn’t get in the doror was
locked.suddenly i started leakin into my panties the stream grew into a
torrent and i myself like a baby.my mum came home and saw me in my soaked
panties i was grounded 4 like a month.but it was still fun……
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Silly Girl
One time dad was helping his friend build his garage to live in before
the house got built. I really had to take a dump, so I said to dad “My
t?y hurts”, he asked me if I had to go potty. I said no because I thought
that he would tell me to hold it since there was no toilet eventually I
broke down and said yes. My dad told me that I can go in the woods so he
led me away into the woods because I was little.
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Monday, March 06, 2006
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Samantha K
hey, this is a story that happened with me and my friend when she was 7
and i was 8. we were playing in her backyard when she suddenly had to go
pee. we ran into the house quickly, she holding the pee back with her
hand. then suddenly she stopped and said the urge had passed. i told her
she should go anyways, but she said she didnt have to anymore so we went
back to playing. about an hour later she got up, bent her knees and held
her self for about 20 seconds. i asked if she had to go pee and she said
only a little and she could hold it more. so we went back to playing
again, and had a great time. i’m not sure how long it was but we played
with our dolls and stuffed animals for a while. i finally had to go pee
so we both went into the house. as i peed i could tell she was struggling
to hold hers back so when i was done i told her to go too. she said no
she didnt have to and wanted to go play more outside. i wondered why she
was being so stubborn, but didnt think too much more of it. during the
next hour she was giving sure signs that she was desperate. crossing her
legs, holding her self and getting up every 5 minutes so she could manage
to keep it all back. this went on for an amazing amount of time until she
suddenly jumped up and said “I just can’t hold it anymore Sammi I got to
go pee soooo bad!!” i told her to hurry to the toilet. we both ran, and
she peed soooooo much, and i noticed a huge wet spot on her pants. she
was so so so relieved when she was done. i asked her why she didn’t go
before and she said she never had to go before. yeah right!! haha.
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Vanderluck
Okay,so when I was young,don’t know how young I had these
two girls who were like my best friends.When I got older one
became my girlfriend,but this is before all that.
So we were like eating pop cicles & afterwards I had
to pee so my two friends watched me pee in the ice cicle
tube that I was going to discard.
That was some time ago,anyway in present day 2006…
There is this abandant building a short walk from the apartments
where I live so I go behind it in the bushes & pee or poop there
when I feel secure in doing so.
It’s the safest place in town I know to do the deed & I like
doing it somewhat in the open cause it’s eciting.
One time I was at a dollar store & I just pooped in the
parking lot.
No one saw me cause I used the way I pulled my jeans
down behind me as a sorta optical allusion so that if someone
saw me they’d think I was just setting on the ground.
Anyway,I’m glad I found this site A I look foward to reading
you alls adventures in the future.
Remember:Get inventive when ya gotta go it can feel sexy.
Blush,blush.
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BÉCOSSE
IN RESPONSE TO SUZI’S QUESTIONNAIRE…
Hey Suzi,
23 yr old male in Canada, 5’11”,165 lbs, pleasant appealing type…
1. How often do you have to poop?
APPROX. 1x / DAY
2. When you poop, how long does it take?
APPROX. 4 MIN.
3. Do you push a lot, or let it come out at its own pace?
PREFERABLY, LET NATURE TAKE ITS COURSE
4. Does it stink bad enough when you go, you need to spray or use fan?
NO, ANYWAY I THINK SPRAY IS WORSE
5. Do you poop in public restrooms?
RARELY
6. If you poop in public do you cover the seat?
NO
7. Do you usually leave floaties or skid marks?
SKIDMARKS
8. Do you ever flush the toilet while seated?
SYSTEMATICALLY
9. Do you read or anything to help pass time while pooping? (describe)
OCCASIONALLY THE NEWSPAPER, ONLY IN LEISURELY MOMENTS
10. How do you know when you have to poop?
THAT HEALTHY, UNMISTAKABLE PRESSURE
11. Do you ever clog the toilet?
NO, FLUSHING WHILE SEATED TENDS TO PREVENT THAT (SEE QUESTION 8)
12. Do you ever get up thinking your done and have to sit back down?
OCCASIONNALLY
13. Chicks: do you pee and then poop even though thats not you
went to the bathroom in the 1st place?
N / A
14. Do you get consipated or have diarhea a lot? (describe)
LUCKILY NO, CONSTIPATION ONLY IF I ABUSE CERTAIN FOODS AND DIARRHEA ONLY
IF I ABUSE OTHERS
15. How many times do you need to wipe?
ON AVERAGE, A GOOD 20 x
Nice to see everyone’e openness here.
Wish there were some of those unisex washrooms in Canada!
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Angela at Work
Hello,
I posted yesterday about an accident that I had at work last Tuesday. It
is not yet actually posted, but I still have more to tell…
On Wednesday, I went out for lunch and a walk with my co-worker/friend
Cindy, who knew what had happened to me the day before. We decided to go
for a walk around downtown after we ate, as we usually do during our
lunch breaks. About 8 blocks away from our office, I could feel the urge
to poop start. Two blocks later it became very urgent and I could tell
that I was about to have the runs again. I tried with all my might to
keep my butt cheeks tight as we walked, but someone bumped into me as we
were crossing the street and I lost all control and pooped my pants,
again. A few minutes later Cindy noticed that I had gotten quite and
asked me if I was okay. I said, “no, can we please hurry back? I’m
feeling sick”, because I had to go again. “Actually, I was sick again, in
my pants.” She took me to a downtown grocery store and picked out some
pads for me and some new panties to change into. I paid for them and we
went back to our office where I proceeded to clean up in the ladies room.
My jeans weren’t too bad this time, because I didn’t have to sit in it
all day like I did on Tuesday. The new underwear felt good as did the
maxi pads that I bought. I needed a fresh supply anyway (Always Maximum
Protection) as I only had a couple left for my next period.
Thursday during the day was okay. I decided to wear a pad just in case. I
had a few wet farts that were soaked up by the pad, so I remained clean,
for the most part.
Thursday night however was a little different. I play in a ladies
volleyball league every Thrusday night at the “Y” near where I live. It’s
nice because I can walk there and back. We play three games everynight
and it is for women ages 25 to 35 (I’m 27, 5’8″ and “middle weight”).
Anyway, I started not feeling good during the first game. Since we need
at least 5 players at a time, and we only had 5 with me included, I
couldn’t just leave, unfortunately. I usually wear my underwear, biker
type shorts (light blue) and regular gym shorts (green) over top. I know
that’s alot to wear, but it’s very comfortable and it is part of our team
uniform, along with a black tank top. Anyway, as the first game was going
along, the pressure to poop again became worse and worse. I was able to
hold it until the middle of game number 2 when I went for a shot and
filled my shorts with diarrhea. Since my shorts were tight, everything
stayed in place for the most part. I tried cleaning up a little after
game number 2, but ended up having to put my soiled panties and shorts
back on. I didn’t think to bring any changes of underwear or pads with me
which was too bad. After the game, I took off my green shorts and pulled
my jeans on. On my way home I had to go again and this time filled my
pants pretty badly. As I walked, I could feel the diarrhea swishing
around my underwear and “biker” shorts and sliding down my legs.
Friday I was in a seminar in the morning and once again, had the runs. I
dressed up a little bit with dress pants and nylons (to keep everything
tight, girls, you will understand that). Anyway, I couldn’t hold it and
had the runs durning the seminar in my pants. The diarrhea went into my
crotch and down the insides of my thighs a little bit. The rest filled
out the back of my pants in a big runny load. I went home right after the
seminar and called in sick to work this time.
Anyway, last week was not a good one for me. This usually happens about
once a year when my body decides to clean itself out. It just had to
happen to me about a year ago in Mexico with my friends. I’ll tell that
story later. All I can say is that I ruined three bathing suits and a few
pairs of panties that week!
Bye for now.
Angela (at work)…
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Does holding your pee in for a long time help to maximize bladdar
compasity. I have been doing that and today I reached 715 ml. I reeeally
wanna get to 1000ml, but i dont think i ever will! I mean I was about to
pee my pants i had to go so bad and I only got 715ml!!
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Jay
So, I recently started smoking again and every time I have a smoke, I
have to crap. Anyone else have this problem?
–Jay
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Kitty
Answer to the survey:
.1) How many times do you go pee a day? Hmmm, sometimes…I don’t count.
O_o
2.) How long can you hold it max.? 5 and a half hours. My mega-bladder is
still kept up.
3.) Have you ever had an accident? Not since I was a 6 year old.
4.) What do you do when you really have to go? press my foot against my
crotch then stit for like, 10 minutes and do it again…
5.) How long do you take to get all your pee out? 10 seconds…
6.) How much pee can you hold max.? I don’t count…O_o;;
7.) Have you ever had a hold it contest? Yup. I told some stories, and
I’m too lazy to post em over.
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