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some girl
i had a little victory tonight and i have no one else to tell, so i’m
sharing here–i peed through the fly of my jeans today, it made me so
happy! thats probably boring to a lot of the other girls on here who can
pee standing, but ive been practicing for a while and have never tried
going through the fly successfully before (other times i couldnt pee at
all when i tried because i was so nervous). i did have a minor problem
when my stream slowed down a lot near the end and i dripped some on the
bottom of my zipper but otherwise i did way better at it than i thought i
would.

i also have a funny poop incident to tell. i bought some kiwis, something
i hadnt eaten in a while, and ate them one day, and they made me have to
crap a lot of seedy liquid every hour or so. I was taking a shower and
felt a huge fart coming on, and it felt sorta stuck so i forced a bit to
get it out. it was really loud and i had to laugh at it out loud. i got
out, toweled off, and went into the living room to talk to my bf who was
on the computer. after that i started walking to the bedroom to put on
clothes, and i could feel something gritty as i walked. i looked down and
there was fine, gritty crap all over the insides of my legs! i ran to the
bathroom and wiped myself off good with a wet washcloth (i threw it out
afterwards). i felt so embarassed and dumb for not noticing it sooner. at
least my bf didnt see, he was too busy on the comp to turn and see my
mess. i dont know how my wet fart didnt wash off in the shower, though.

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bre
hey i been reading for years and this is my first post. i live with my
grandparents and my grandmothers best friend which is a lady is living
here to. every morning i listen to her use the toilet. she always pee’s
first then fart while she’s peeing every morning. she is in her early
20’s. do you females do that alot? bre.

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ashley
to dave b

well, to answer your question, i do have a story to tell…

th other day i ate some three day old KFC food for dinner because my
parents weren’t home to cook. that night, i went to bed and my stomach
felt like something was crawling in it. i decided just to go to sleep and
ignore it. the next morning, i woke up and i really had to take a dump. i
went in and sat down on th toilet and then i had the feeling you get when
theres diarrea in my rectum but when it came out, it was 5 huge turds.
all of them were about 6 inches long and they really hurt. i’m not even
sure how i pooped that much since the chicken wasn’t even a third of that
size. when i was done, my belly felt really bloated, my gut was poofier
than usual (usualy only hangs to the waist line on my pants) and my butt
whole was really sore. then at school that day i pooped again but not as
big

hope u got wht u were looking 4…….ill rite back when i have a new
story

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angela b
hi guys. my name is angela and i’m new to this site. i’m currently 19
years old and in college. I consider myself to have good bladder and
bowel control. Since entering adult life I’ve had one major accident
(peeing) and a few close calls. the only time i have trouble controlling
my bladder or bowels is when i’ve been consuming alcohol

I recently went on spring break and had a few close calls, so i thought
i’d share them. me and 5 friends, including my boyfriend, went to the
beach for 7 days. the whole time we basically just hung out on the beach
or at the pool at our resort and drank. the pool was right near our condo
door, so using the bathroom was convenient. But the beach was down a
sidewalk and a boardwalk so it was a bit further away.

one day at the beach, after consuming quite a few cocktails, i decided it
was probably time to head to the bathroom. my need wasn’t urgent, but it
was strong enough that i could feel the small bit of pressure that my
bikini bottom was placing on my bladder. however, i decided to wait
another 10 minutes or so to finish a chapter in the book i was reading.
by the time i had finished the chapter i was QUITE READY to head to the
toilet. i set my book down and began to get up from my lounge chair. as i
bent forward to stand i felt a small amount of wetness in my bikini
bottom (which was dry and pale pink.) i wasn’t sure if it was pee or
sweat but i hoped it was the latter. in a fully standing position i could
tell how full my bladder was. I told my friends i was heading up to the
condo for a few things, not wanting them to know how desperate my need
was, and started on my way back. the walk was hard on my neglected
bladder, which had not been emptied in nearly 7 hours, but i made it to
the condo door without any leaks. however, as i was trying to unlock the
door and the deadbolt i accidently let a small jet of pee escape into my
bikini, which i was able to cut off. once i was in the house i hurried to
the bathroom, slid down my bottoms and let go all the pee i’d been
holding back from the day, which was a tremendous relief. unfortunately
the lining of my bikini bottom was white, and there was a pretty bold
yellow stain in the crotch/butt area from where i had leaked, as well as
a faint brown stain from the day before from not wiping thoroughly enough
after pooping.

also, during the break, i pooped much less often because my boyfriend was
constantly around and i am not comfortable doing that around him.
therefore, in the 7 day period we were there, i think i only pooped 3
times, when i’m used to going every day. holding it longer definitely
made my turds harder and bigger and whenever i would get the urge to poo
after holding for a day or so it would be very intense. i had a few
turtleheads, and only then would i accept it was time for a poo.

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cheryl
hey! yeah been while since I have been in here . and yeah, hi to PV as
always and to mr clogs . anyway , tonight after not had to pee in hours
since the time I left my medical dr office this afternoon about 3 PM or
so, finally, I had to pee . must’ve been the two huge coffee mugs to help
me stay up and write that novel more tonight and well the crystal light
with dinner. total 60 ozs of liquids equals , well PEE! ha ha ha

anyway just now I went to the bathroom at 8 pm and let all that out. I
walked in and closed the door , getting the mirror. then, first lifting
the lid and opening the ribbon on my little plus sized pink hottie pants,
I pulled them and my green undies down. holding the mirror with the puss
exposed, I sat down on that seat and legs slightly apart and real quick
like, this huge wide funnel like stream of the most yellow urine comes
shooting out of my puss’ peehole ; kind of sideways and makes this nice
sounding tinkle as it hit the toilet’s water. for the next 30 seconds, I
saw this roughly 3/4 inch wide stream of the nastiest looking yellow pee
come out of me and listened as it all went into the water; quickly
turning it all yellow. then it just stopped and wow! I was done. reaching
over to the left , I took some soft toilet paper and folded it, wiping my
damp puss and then, getting up and tossing that in the toilet bowl; which
of course was filled with all this bright but golden yellow urine which
just came from my puss; along with just a few stray circles of quickly
fading foamies from where my puss had tinkled into the water. I pulled up
both my undies and hot pants , tying the string and then , oh so
ladylike, flushed the toilet bowl and watched all that intensely yellow
pee wash down. the best part was the totally kewl looking blaze coming
out my puss.

cheryl

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Today i had a very interesting poop.
First of all, im a male,17 years old.
my girlfriend and i were camping(im typing this on my laptop), we were
taking a hike when i felt a MAJOR urge to poop. She told me that she has
been having a poop urge all evening so i told her i need to go NOW.
we stopped and went off the trail to find a place. BAD IDEA! we saw a
cotton mouth snake and decided to run back to the trail. by the time we
got back to the trail, my poop was hitting the inside wall of my hole.
i unzipped my pants while she pulled down her shorts and we both squatted
facing eachother. Instantly, i could feel my butthole open as my poop
started coming out. My hole seemed to stretch very wide. i grunted a
little because as you can well imagine squatting in the forrest is very
uncomfortable. Out of nowhere my girlfriend started crying. she said that
it was stuck and then she turned around and it was halfway out of her.
When i finished, i reached into my backpack and pulled out Vasoline i
brought just in case of cuts or scrapes. i spread it around the ring of
her anus. the poop slid out the rest of the way by itself about 10
minutes later. Her poop was about 8 inches long.

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Joshy
I have just taken a difficult, weird shit for me.

Usually, my turds are well formed, and i just require a push or two to
release them. This last week, something i ate changed made me sick and
made me going to the bathroom twice a day, and not once every few days as
usual.
A few minutes ago, i had a really bad stomach ache. I decided to go to
the bathroom. It is late at night and my brother’s room is next to the
bathroom. I went in there and closed the door after me. I pulled down my
pants and sat on the toilet. I gave apush and a soft poop came out,
followed by 2 really tiny ones. Then i started feeling it was hot in
there, so i pulled further down my pants, about to my knees. I tried
pushing more out, since my stomach still hurt. But as my other turd
started coming out, i felt the bathroom started getting warmer, and my
turd got back inside. I pulled my pants all the way down to my ankles. I
then gave a really hard push and my turds started coming out quckly.
After about some soft, small turds (4 inch i guess) the pressure kept
telling me i wasnt finished. It kept getting warmer to a point i had to
get completely naked. I pushed again and this soft, really small but well
formed turds came out. I kept pushing and shitting until i felt i was
finished. I relaxed a little and wiped myself. Then i washed my hands and
came here to write it.

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Darby
Last night I had a few too many drinks. I woke up this morning around 6
am and my stomach was hurting. I felt the pressure in my lower stomach
start to build. I got up and went to the toilet and i strained for a
minute before slowly a hard stool was working it’s way out of me. I was
relieved as to I hadn’t pood in about 3 days. I thought all was well
until about an hour later I woke up with cramping. I ran back and peed
and then soft stool starting coming out. It was one of those poos where
you keep wiping and it never seems to come clean. I wiped as best I could
and lay back down. Another hour later I woke up again and this time the
cramping was horrible. I let out some high squeaky farts and then the
splash of diarrhea hit the toilet water. I strained so hard that pee
starting trickling down into the toilet as well. I pushed hard and
finally the cramps subsided and the poo was done I thought. Yet another
two hours later after getting up it hit me again. This time the poo was
so soft and runny that the water turned brown. The cramps were
unbeleivable and urine trickled out again when i strained. I had to take
some medicine after that one. I feel good that it’s all about o fme
now…what i dont understand is every time i get intoxicated this always
happens. Sigh… I feel nice and empty now though. ;o)

A story when i was younger. I was around 11 i’d say. I’ve always had
enormous poos. I’ve clogged toilets up since I was 3 and i’m 24 now. My
poos are always very big. Anyway… i used to play in the woods a lot in
our neighborhood and one day I had to poop very very bad. For some reason
every time I played outside I always felt like I had to poop. Something
about the woods and fresh air and being out in nature that made me have
to poop. So I squatted behind this tree and pulled my undies and pants
down. Without much effort a huge poo came out and plopped to the ground
onto dried leaves that had fallen off the tree. Luckily it was a clean
sweep and I had no need to wipe. I pulled up my pants and looked at my
prized poo. It was cold outside so there lay my poo….. with steam
coming off of it. I can remember this like it was yesterday. And you guys
are the first who i ever told this to.

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Kelly P
Hi everyone, just found this site again after a long absence. I’ve been
reading some and have a few stories. First, I’d like to ask if anybody
else’s husband (or boyfriend) has this problem. Guys can answer for
themselves, too, of course.

Every now and then my husband wakes up in the morning with a terrific
urge to pee and also has a very hard erection, which is a problem for him
because the erection won’t go away until he pees and he can’t point
downward or it hurts and he can’t pee. What he does is sit on the toilet
seat way toward the back, spreads his legs and leans all the way forward
so his chest is almost between his knees. Then he relaxes and his pee
will start, pretty slowly at first. It’s quite a sight. Once he’s partly
empty he can push his penis down with his hand and slide forward to the
usual position so he can try for his poo. He says he discovered this way
to go when he was about 13 years old and started having the problem.

I’m curious if anybody else’s husband has this problem, and how do they
take care of it?

Cheers.

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Number1RentACop
Funny story. I am a security guard working at a Houston airport and last
night while I was on post I had to take a dump, so I call my supervisor
who comes over but says he can’t drive me to a restroom cuz he’s the only
supervisor on duty. He asked me if I had to take a leak or whatever and I
said nah man I gotta take a shit. So he kind of laughed and said well, I
can’t take you anywhere but you could go behind some dumpsters which have
a cinder-block wall around them if you have something to wipe with and I
was like, cool, I’ve got some baby wipes in my patrol bag I keep for such
an occasion so he was like, ok now I’m not telling you to do this and I
said, cool, I understand, so I went back behind one of the dumpsters with
a newspaper I was going to put on the ground but then I saw some boxes in
the dumpster so I took one out and hung my ass over the side and shit a
big load then wiped w/ the baby wipes. I threw the newspaper on top of it
and put it back in the dumpster, then went back to my post and told my
supervisor ‘mission accomplished!’ he started laughing. To the person who
asked about cops taking a dump while on duty, usually they wait till they
have to fill up their cars so they can notify the dispatcher as to where
they are, or they’ll wait till their meal break. During these times, the
dispatcher knows where they are so she won’t call them if something is
going on.

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Monday, March 27, 2006

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THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER TO JESSICA I too have had a blue poo!!!
A couple of years ago I was preparing for a colonoscopy and was being
cleaned out. I could eat nothing but drank blue sports drink and blue
water gushed from my arse several times…I guess it just quickly went
through me.

Another funny experience.. I go to this client for about two short days a
year and each time I go their I have to sit on the pot. I did go this
morning after breakfast (mostly I do not) and soon after I got there I
had to sit on the pot. I knew this would be a big one and the toilet does
not have windows. just a small internal room and used by about 4 staff
(male and female). Anyway I dropped my load effortlessly but left a
floater that would not flush and that is unusual for me… so I just left
it. About two hours later I had to sit on the pot again and the floater
was still there, it flushed this time and had to go again about an hour
later. I need to go again…that is the story of my life, one small hard
turd (real stubborn) yesterday and a flood today!
THUNDER

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Linda from Australia here. I haven’t posted on this site for ages but I
have been lurking. I went camping this weekend but I didn’t have any
memorable dumps, mostly small, skinny turds and some loose stuff. I drove
home on Sunday morning, leaving at about 10am. I did a wee before I left
the camp and although I felt the urge to do a poo, I decided to wait
until I got home, which would be a 2 hour drive. The urge to take a dump
kept coming in waves and when I was about half way home, I needed to do a
pee again. I thought about pulling over to the side of the road but then
I remembered my toilet paper was in the boot of the car underneath all my
camping gear. I managed to hold on until I got home. I made my way to the
toilet, closed the door and pulled down my jeans and knickers. I sat down
and immediately did a huge wee. I could feel a big load making its way
down towards my anus. I pushed to open up my anus, then I had to push
some more to get the logs to come out. The first turd was quite big and
it hurt as it stretched my hole. Then I pushed again and some more turds
came out. These ones were smaller but they still hurt when I squeezed
them out. I wasn’t finished so I pushed again and another small turd came
out and then I peed again. I could still feel more poo inside me so I
pushed again and some loose stuff came out, followed by a few farts. I
could still feel more poo stuck up my arse but it wouldn’t come out so I
wiped my butt. There was some blood on the toilet paper and some poo. I
had to wipe 6 or 7 times to clear it all away. I had at my job in the
bowl and there was a huge pile of shit in there, some was even sticking
out of the water. My dump consisted of lots of medium sized, relatively
thin turds and one bigger piece. A few hours later, I had to do another
poo, that was stuck up my butt from the big load I did earlier. It only
consisted of 2 small turds but I felt so much better after that.

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Richard and Sarah B
well I posted here for the first time last week. Sarah (my wife) and I
picked up a mirror on Monday eve. I fixed it to the wall last night…wow!
This morning I awoke with the normal ache that indicates a bm is due. I
roused Sarah from her slumber, and together we descended upon the
bathroom. As is usual in our relationship, I hover just above the loo
seat, whilst Sarah perches on the rim of the bath at just the right
position to enjoy the best view.
Within a few seconds I had pushed out the first of a long wave of soft,
light brown poo. It’s aroma filled our bathroom. looking to the right, in
the inside of the alcove in which our WC is positioned, I have place the
mirror.
As I push, the brown stuff squirts into view. I took an sharp in take of
breath and watched as part of my soft turd appeared to retreat back up
myb arse. I smiled and relaxed and my poo slipped out of my anus and into
the pan below.
I shat for three minutes more. Sarah savoured the smell and grinned
broadly. I then watched as she wiped my arse, taking the usual
precautions so as to reduce the chance of infection (it’s my hairy butt,
you see).
Well, I’ve got a few more stories to post… Sarah is dyiong to tell you
about her huge dump at work.
More later
Richard and Sarah B

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noelle
i ruined a new pair of panties today. here’s what happened: i have a 10am
class at college and i have my alarm set to get up at 8:30 and a backup
at 8:45. after the 8:45 alarm i was still too dead tired to get up so i
set a backup alarm to 9:15 (or so i thought, it turned out i had set it
to 10:25 for some reason, dont know what i was thinking) after a while i
woke up again on my own and to my horror it was 9:56. I jumped out of bed
and quickly brushed my hair and pulled on some jeans. i hated the jeans i
put on, they’re light blue which i dont think looks good on my and
they’re too tight but i didnt have time to put thought into what i was
going to wear. eitherway, i had kept on the panties i wore to bed, they
were really comfortable pale blue cotton panties that i got to wear in
bed because i normally wear a thong during the day. eitherway, on my way
to class i had to crap the whole time. i was annoyed and worried about it
because i ALWAYS take a crap before i go to class and i didn’t know how i
would handle the situation. so i sat through the whole 2 hours of my
class and the urge was still there but more of an annoyance than an
emergency. when i was on the way to the car it got worse, and leaving the
school parking lot was like my body’s signal to know i was heading home
and i REALLY had to crap!!! i was so nervous and anxious and i couldn’t
stop squirming in my seat and bouncing around. i screamed in my car at
every traffic light because i had to go so bad, and at one point i was
gonna fart but as i was trying to i could tell if i farted i was gonna
crap at the same time so i had to hold it back, and it made it even
worse. i was pulling up to a stop sign a few blocks from my house when
this massive painful cramp just like, punched me in the stomach so to
speak, and i raised my butt off the seat and ripped this huge, high
pitched sounding fart. i cant really type the sound but if i had to it
was like “brrraaaaaapp!” it relieved the cramp pretty well but it also
decided the fate of my panties. the second my butt went back on the seat
after the huge fart, soft gooey and warm poop just started to ooze out of
my butt and fill my panties at a rapid pace. it was a relieving as it was
horrifying, it felt so good to let it go but it felt awful feeling this
hot crap spread around under my butt and create an enormous bulge in my
pants. i was in complete and utter shock, i had never even so much as wet
my pants in my entire life and now here i was at 21 shitting my pants in
my car on the way home from school. when i got home i waddled out of my
car and into the house, i crapped a big trash bag on the way to the
bathroom and i put it down between my feet on the floor and just dropped
my jeans and panties into it. there was a lot of poop in them so they
were pretty heavy and literally dropped when i unbuttoned my jeans and
slid them down a little. i just tied the bag up and left them in there as
they were and jumped right into the shower. i showered for 45 minutes,
and the cleanup was pretty bad…when i was down i put the back with my
messy panties and jeans in the garbage bin outside.

as horrible of an experience as it was, i have to say there was some sort
of rush to it, just not being able to control myself anymore and feeling
the relief at that moment where i was..as long as i’m not around a bunch
of people i know i can honestly say i wouldn’t be devistated if i ever
crapped my pants again.

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EmoGirl
I have a story about needing to pee extremely badly on a school trip.
This was about a year ago, and I was going to an art gallery, kind of far
away from the school. We took a school bus there and after we finished
the tour me and a few friends (2 guys, 1 girl) went to a pizza place near
the gallery. After eating my slice of pizza and drinking a small bottle
of coke, I realized that I needed to pee…badly. The washrooms were
downstairs and I went down to find that the women’s washroom was
completely flooded, and there was a maintenance guy working in the men’s.
I went back to my friends, not wanting to go into a flooded washroom. We
got back on the school bus and I was feeling really desperate by then. I
was sitting right beside one of the guys and I wanted to grab my crotch
so badly but I was afraid he would say something and I didn’t want him to
know how badly I had to go. I was so quiet on the bus that he kept on
asking me what was wrong. After I told him nothing about 30 times I
finally said “I need a pee so badly I’m about to wet my pants!”..and I
almost started to cry I was so desperate. He hugged me and said that it
was okay we would be home soon. We were sitting in the very back of the
school bus and once we got back to school we were the last ones to get
off. As soon as I stood up to get off the bus, pee started spurting in my
panties, and I started to cry. I sat back down as fast as I could..and he
told me to hurry up. I told him I was peeing and I didn’t want anyone
else to see. He told me to get up and he’d walk behind me so no one could
really see. We got off the bus and left as fast as we could and went to
his place. As soon as we got out of sight of everyone I completely
flooded my jeans. I was crying by then and I kept apologizing to him for
making him see me like that. I walked to his house in wet jeans. When we
got there luckily no one else was home, so I took a shower and borrowed
an old pair of track pants from him. They didn’t really fit, but
whatever. After that day he never mentioned that to anyone else.

Love
Emo.

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Desperate Girlfriend
Late yesterday evening my 21 yo girlfriend took one of the biggest dumps
I’ve ever seen anyone take in my entire life. I had invited her over to
my apartment earlier that day and she showed up around 8:30 that evening
wearing a tight white t-shirt, denim skirt, and high heeled black boots
she had recently purchased. Right after she came in and gave me a short
hug she immediately rushed into the bathroom saying she had to poop
extremely urgently, she didn’t even have time to remove her boots. I
walked in behind her and sat down on the edge of the bath tub next to her
while she hiked up her skirt and plopped her buns down on my toilet.
After she sat down with her thighs pressed together she proceeded to tell
me she had been holding it to show me for nearly an hour and that she was
so desperate to relieve herself she was worried she might ruin the
upholstery in her car on the way to my place, she also told me while
walking to my building she had started looking for a private place to
squat because she thought she just couldn’t hold it anymore.

It took very little pushing before I could hear a long turd sliding out
of her. After it landed in the water with a light floomp noise, followed
quickly by a second piece, she peed a short weak stream and breathed a
sigh of relief. After she finished peeing she stood up so we both could
look in the bowl. She then told me she felt plenty more inside and sat
down to begin pushing again. This is when the real show started.

Soon I could hear her let out a sputtering, wet sounding fart followed by
the sound of chunky, runny poop cascading out of her and splashing in the
water. She excused herself and said “oh my”. I had never seen her having
a case of the runs before and it was very exciting for me, and whereas
she usually makes very little smell this time she had left a very strong
smell hanging in the air that kind of smelled like raw sewage. She stood
up again and this time the water was colored a rich brown and I could see
her chunky diarrhea floating in the water and a long soft turd floating
in a slightly curled shape next to it; her stench filled the air even
more.

She sat back down and with her nose curled up she said “phew it stinks in
here”. She rested a second and began pushing again, this time more
audibly than I had ever heard before, even letting out an occasional
grunt like any inhibitions she had about me hearing her pushing were
beginning to leave her. She let out another wet sounding fart and began
to laugh, then I could hear another piece not unlike the first long, soft
piece crackle its way out and into the bowl. She rested a little while
again and then grunted out yet another load of chunky soup, and yet
another wet fart. After that she peed a short trickle again and remained
sitting for nearly 5 more minutes pushing and pushing seeing if anything
was left. When she was satisfied she was done she stood up and we both
had a look in the brown water filled with her chunky excretion and long
turds. She sighed again saying how much better she felt.

She bent over with her butthole pointed at me and asked if it was dirty.
I told her she was really dirty and that she had some of it stuck on her.
I looked at the toilet bowl and she had even left streaks on the seat
when she had kept getting up and sitting down again. She sat down and
pulled paper off of the roll to begin the long cleanup effort. Lifting
one cheek off the bowl she reached under her bottom to wipe, the toilet
paper was absolutely covered when she brought it back up to look. She
wiped 3 more times and stood up again. She then asked me if I’d finish
cleaning her up. I told her I’d be happy to and she flushed once to make
sure we didn’t clog the toilet, leaving plenty of brown streaks on the
bowl, then she pulled off another wad, wetted it in the water and handed
it to me. After 3 more wads she was clean but I didn’t bother to flush
again.

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Japanese girl hello allim here to respond to the question someone ask me
well american toilets dont borther me because u sit but i japan u have to
squat and go but there some places u can sit on the toilet
but i prefer sitting its more relaxing if anymore questions anyone has
feel free to ask bye bye for now

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Ali
Just held my pee for nearly twelve hours to busy all day to take pee. My
train ride home was kinda exciting it felt as if my bladder was about to
explode at any time with lots of wriggling and squirming and holding onto
my puss to stop a spirt of pee hitting my panties I was so looking
forward to taking a long pee when I got home and the relief it would
bring and really liked the thought of I was about to pee myself in public
big time. Well the staton is about two blocks from my house and as soon
as i got off the train I knew there was no way I was going to make it to
the bathroom with dry pants. As I walked faster so I started to let out
the first gush of pee I grabbed hold of my puss and soaked my hand. Hey
what should I do, it was getting dark so I decided to carry on walking
and peeing at the same time there was no way I could stop Ohh the relief
I was peeing so fast that my legs were getting drenched and there was
kinda long trail of pee on the ground behind me I just did not care as it
felt so good. I thought I had finished but just as I was getting out my
keys I let out another pee on the doorstep before heading for the shower.

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Jessica
One time when my husband and I were driving home from a movie and we
decided to stop by a convenience store to pick up some drinks and gas. I
bought a bottle of one of those blue hawaiian punches and started
drinking it. I thought the drink tasteted good and finished it without
any other thoughts. Later on that evening I felt like taking a dump so I
went to the bathroom about 20 minutes later I finished unloading a pretty
normal log into the toilet. When I checked the contents instead of it
being it’s typical brown color it was the same blue color of my fruity
drink I had earlier. Since then I won’t drink that particular color of
fruit punch because I can’t forget the day I took a blue dump.
Has anyone else ever had rainbow colored shit?

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starfish
once when I was 13 I accidently locked myself out of the house while I
was in the pool. after about 2 hours I had to poop so I dropped my trunks
and started dropping a few logs by the side of the pool. The wind was
blowing so I put my butt out in the air to catch a breeze in my hole.
However the lady next door came to see if I was okay and caught me with a
huge turd hanging halfway out of my ass. I tried to expalin but she’d
already gone back home. It was pretty embarrassing

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Chris aka Toast
This is something that me and my best friend Travis did when we were
around 8 or 9. We would be out in my back yard playing all sorts of
childish games that were later dubed ” Imagination games”, any way one
day Travis says to me” I gota use the restroom but he for some reason was
always tought not to use other peoples bathrooms. and he didnt think he
could make it back to his house so I suggested behind the house whare
there are no windows and pee on a fence post but he said he had to ” go
number 2″ at this I being a curious 8 year old suggested useing the space
inbetween the A/C commpresser and the wall of the house and he
reluctantly agreed, so he droped his shorts all the way to his feet and
squatted down than slowly as I watched fassenated( he didnt seem to care)
his poop comeing out of him and when he as done he would take some dried
grass or leafes from a tree and wipe this continued to the very day he
moved to colorado andI never saw him again. I felt guilt about never
pooping out side years later so I decided for old time sake I would make
a contribution and I discoverd that I liked it so I continude doing this
till one day I got careless and started pooping in the back yard when my
parens were home( Big mistake) my dad come out side just to see why i was
out side with out even the dogs around and he cought me mid poop. I tell
you if looks could kill I would not be able to write this post.I said I
woudnt do it again and I never did in tell I discoverd this websight and
that entised me to start doing it again this time in our new house back
yard(we obvouisly moved) and I would post about that some time if it
wernt exeedingly uneventfull. Well, I hope you enjoyed my re-colection of
one of my most memorable times with the best friend i ever had.

Take care, Toast

I just thought I would mention that at the BlockBuster Vidio store here
in my town if you ask for the key to the bathroom they hand it to you but
its attached to a dvd case titled ” The Key To the Kingdom” I thought it
was sorta funny. Take care. Toast

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Aleysha
Re: Question about holding

This depends. Normally you do have an accident, but if something is not
right with the function of your bladder closure, then the internal
pressure of the bladder increases until it is as high as the blood
pressure, whereas diuresis stops. This, of course, is a potentially
deadly condition. I had this once after anesthesia (the one where you get
an injection into the spine – what is word?). Had to be catheterized
several times – no big deal for a woman – and had bladder problems for
years after that. If I held it too long I would have to sit on the toilet
for an hour or so, while the pee only dribbled. In fact, I couldn’t empty
my bladder properly when it overfilled. I would not suggest to mess with
this fuction, really, and I am willing to piss anywhere to avoid this
condition. Some of my pants split along the crotch by way of a zipper (I
altered them), and I wear them when I expect not to find “watering
places”. Wearing them, I can pee standing and do not need much to hide
myself, since nobody believes a standing woman to pee, even if he can see
her only from the waist upward.

@Dave: Yes, this is really bad – have you eaten chili? My uncle used to
make a stew with hungarian red peppers which we called “Uncle Henry’s
cry-twice-stew”. It might help to avoid coffee, alcohol and everything
remotely acidic (from tomatoes to citrus) until it gets better, and then
to find out what it is that you can not digest. Plus, it is always good
to do Kegel excercises, even for men, since a beginning waekness of the
pelvic floor can also cause this effects. Believe me that the pelvic
floor muscles are not only harmed ba childbirth, but also by any
condition where the internal pressure in the abdominal cavity increases –
as, for example, in body building, weight lifting, runnig and so on. Hope
you feel better soon!

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constipated and unhappy
i dont know why but i feel like i gotta poo right then when i goto the
bathroom and sit down i dont feel it coming anymore. this usually never
happens i need help!

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Joshy
Hi. I’ve been reading this posts for 3 years now. I am 14, so i guess i
was 11.
Some of the posts here have made me done some things i would never
thought of doing.

1.-When i was 12, i took a dump standing up. My parents were not home so
i spread newspaper all over my room’s floor and took off my pants and
boxers. I peed first in the toilet because i did not want to wet the
floor. Then i just stood there until the urge to release my turds got
stronger and pushed. I pushed and grunted and a little pee came out while
the turds fell. It was difficult. It requires a lot more effort and it is
messier. Fortunately, my turds then where hard and lumpy because i was
constipated, so i wiped as if it was a normal dump.

2.-When i was a year younger, i tried pooping in an urinal. It was
difficult too, but because my younger brother came in for a poop too. He
was 9. It was in the beach in an old building and we were playing. I told
mom i was going to the bathroom and she told me to take my brother with
me. The nice bathroom had a line, so we went to the nearby building with
an old bathroom. I could see my brother red and with one hand on his
stomach and the other on his butt (more exactly, on his buttcrack,
forcing the poop to stay inside)and was clearly desperate. We searched
for the bathroom and after a minute or two, we found it and went inside.
He dashed inside and pulled down his shorts just below his buttcheeks and
went. I was ready to poop and pulled down my shorts and boxers just the
same as by brother and sat on the urinal and told my brother not to look.
He asked me why was i pooping in there and i told him because it was also
for pooping. I pushed and squeezed out 4 fat,soft turds. I then got off
the urinal and squatted to wipe. When my brother was finished, we went to
look what each other had done. I got surprised to see that he had pooped
more than me.

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BrentC
Hey Gassy White boi aka desmondwh,

How are you, man? I haven’t posted for a while cuz I have been on
vacation. I love reading your posts. Two weeks ago I took one of those
“specialty” cruises in the Caribbean. You know the kind. Sweet!

This morning was one of those “dulcolax” mornings. I got back late last
night from a long business trip and realized that my stomach was hurting.
I hadn’t pooped in four days. I popped 3 dulcolax tabs at bedtime,
figuring I would get it all out of my system this morning. I woke up
about 6 AM with an uneasy crampy feeling, but was able to go back to
sleep. My alarm went off at 7 and I got up and tried to take a dump, but
couldn’t. I grabbed a mug of hot black coffee and went out to clean the
pool. I still wasn’t quite ready to poop, but a big urge was starting to
build.

I shaved and grabbed another mug of coffee. About 8 AM, a hard cramp
overcame me and I felt my rectum fill with a huge load. I took off my
boxers and headed for the toilet. I did not have to strain much, cuz the
dulcolax had kicked my colon into high gear. The first turd was hard and
large. It hurt coming out, but I couldn’t have stopped it if I wanted to.
All I could do was sit there on the pot and let it happen. The second
wave was a lot softer, but the cramps were getting harder. After about
twenty minutes, the phone rang and I did a quick wipe and got up to
answer it. Big mistake! While I was talking to my friend, I got another
hard cramp and felt my rectum fill. I knew that I wasn’t going to be able
to contain it and it just kind of oozed out of my ass. I was only wearing
a t-shirt so I started to freak out about the carpet. Luckily I was able
to contain it between my butt cheeks for the 20 seconds or so that it
took me to get off of the phone. I made my way back to the toilet where I
kept shitting for almost another hour. Every five minutes or so, a new
wave would wash over me and I would crap. It got softer and softer (thank
goodness), but never turned to diarrhea. Finally, about 9:30, I was all
done. the cramps stopped and I felt so much better!

Next time I will tell you about the buddy dump (sort of) that I had with
my cabin mate on the cruise. Oh, by the way, I am headed to my favorite
club again Saturday night (the one with the frosted glass stall doors) to
hang out with Kimberly S. More later!

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Kareen
To: Question about holding
I believe it will either leak out or eventually cause so much pain in
either your bladder or kidneys when it backs up there, that you will give
in and release it. Why don’t you try it and report back to us.

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E
Hey, i’m 18 and this is my 1st post. I’ve always had somewhat of an
interest in peeing, so I’ll admit I was pleased to find out my girlfriend
didn’t have the world’s strongest bladder. She has a lot of bedwetting
problems and occasionally has an accident in public. While I have to
concole her bout these problems, I secretly enjoy them. The most amusing
story was whenever we were at a movie and were making out, when all of a
sudden I could feel my leg getting a little wet. She stopped and we
realize she was having an accident. She was soaked and some of it was on
me. Let me tell you, it was difficult to get out of there without being
noticed!

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Lily
My husband had ankle and knee surgery unfortunately for him, the ankle
and knee were on different legs. I’m staying at home with him, and we’ve
sent our 4-yr-old to my parents house to make things easier. This has led
to some interesting bathroom-related moments. It’s not the best situation
for them to happen, but I’m enjoying it nonetheless. Here are a few of
them:

He’s been using a plastic urinal the hospital gave us when he has to pee,
which happens surprisingly often, at least 6 or 7 times a day. Although
he can get the urinal himself to use by himself, he lets me do it for him
most of the time . Since the kids aren’t home to see him, he’s just been
wearing a bathrobe (or sometimes nothing), so I’ll just flip that open
and hold his penis for him while he pees into the urinal. He had a little
trouble with this at first (heehee), but he’s gotten used to me holding
him now.

The first time he had to poop, we planned on using the bedpan for when he
had to poop, but we realized that could be a problem because he couldn’t
roll over so I could wipe. So we had to roll him to the bathroom in his
wheelchair, transfer him to the toilet, and then put his legs up on
stools because he can’t bend his knee yet. I sit beside him and point his
penis down for him (so he can use his hands to balance) so he can pee as
well. I’ve seen him pee many times before, but this was one of the few
times I’ve seen him poop, and I’ve never been so close. It was especially
hard because he was a little constipated, and he couldn’t really move
much to help push it out. While he was pushing, I had to pee, so I took
off my shorts and panties and got up on the counter, which faced the
toilet. My husband watched as I spread my legs apart slightly and my pee
started splattering into the sink. He finally finished, and he spread his
legs apart and leaned backwards a little so I could hold his balls up and
reach between his legs and wipe him. Then we got him back in bed.
Luckily, it’s gotten easier for him, and we’ve only had to do this once a
day!

We have a very large backyard, and I had taken my husband outside one
evening because he was going stir-crazy in his bed. He mentioned that he
would have to pee when we got back inside, and I offered to go get the
urinal for him, but he said it wasn’t that bad yet and it would be a
while. After about 45 minutes of sitting outside, he said he had to go
pretty badly, but he wanted to go through the gardens once before going
back in. I started wheeling him through the garden, noticing that he was
getting slightly fidgety. At the far end of the garden, he stopped me.
Because he was sitting, there was more pressure on his bladder than
usual, which made him have to pee sooner than he was anticipating, and he
said he had to pee NOW. Luckily, it was pretty dark outside, with the
only light coming from the lamps in our garden, so although the neighbors
could have seen, there wasn’t a very big chance of it. I couldn’t really
move him to a more hidden place because of the wheelchair, but I turned
him so that a bush was on one side of him and I was on the other. He was
wearing boxers under his bathrobe, and he told me to take those off for
him. I then helped him slide forward a little in his wheelchair so he
wouldn’t get it wet and untied his robe and pulled it up around his
waist. By this time, he was getting a slight erection”he said it was
because he was a little nervous about being so exposed. He leaned back
and closed his eyes, trying to relax, and after a few seconds, he sighed
and started to pee. He was still a little erect, so his penis was
pointing straight forward, and so his pee shot straight out and hit the
ground a couple of feet in front of him. He really did have to pee! He
peed a forceful stream for about 30 seconds, then it tapered off and
trickled to a stop in 15 more seconds. I watched him peeing and shook him
off when he was done. I’ve decided that we’re going to have a few more
outdoor peeing sessions when he’s not in the wheelchair anymore

Sorry for the length of this, but I hope you enjoy reading them as much
as I enjoyed watching it. I’ll share some more stories in a few days!

Also, does anyone else have any similar stories to share?

Hi everyone, I’ve been lurking here for a while, and I’ve been reading
all the old posts and I think I’ve read most of them. I especially like
the peeing stories; my boyfriend Logan and I often pee together. Tim and
Sarah, I especially enjoy some of your earlier stories about you and your
wife peeing together have any more?

My brother and his wife have a small beach house, and we were babysitting
her kids (a 5 year old and 7 year old twins, all boys) there while they
were running errands that the kids would have gotten in the way for. We
were at the beach house because it’s halfway between our homes, so it was
convenient. Since it was the beginning of March, it was too cold to go in
the water, but it was a very warm day, so we took the kids outside to
play. We started out on the sand, but it got very windy, so we retreated
to their yard, which is very open”the house is lofted, and there a few
bushes around the steps and the posts, but other than that, the yard is
mainly sand, blocked from the main beach by some dunes. After a couple of
hours, one of the boys had to pee. I took him to the house, but it had
somehow locked, and the keys were with my brother and his wife! It wasn’t
a problem for the boys they just walked a few steps over to the dunes and
took care of their business. However, a while later, Logan and I were
starting to need to pee. We didn’t want to go in the yard while the boys
were there, but each time we tried to go off individually, one of them
followed us. So we had no choice but to wait for my brother to get back.
Another hour went by, and they still hadn’t returned. They had said they
were going to be back by one, so we had another hour at the most. By this
point, I was getting fairly desperate, and judging by the way Logan was
pacing around, so was he. The sky was becoming overcast, and it suddenly
started raining hard. We took shelter under the house, and as the rain
was stopping, my brother and his wife returned. By this time, Logan and I
were absolutely dying to pee. Unfortunately, the beach house has only one
bathroom, and my sister put the kids in a hot bath right away so they
wouldn’t get a cold. Logan and I said something about going outside, then
hurried into the yard, where we found my brother getting things out of
the car. 5 minutes later, he was still outside, and neither of us could
wait much longer. So we headed out to the beach, which was deserted. We
walked about 10 feet to a patch of tall grass, which didn’t provide much
cover, but there wasn’t any way I was holding on any longer. I rippsed my
shorts and panties off and spread me legs apart. First, a small dribble
came out, but it quickly turned into a hissing arc that arched forward
and splattered into the sand as I sighed in relief. Beside me, Logan had
also dropped his shorts completely and was standing with his hands on his
hips and his hips thrust forward, and a huge gusher of pee was coming out
of his dick as he moaned in relief. I leaned over and grabbed his dick
and started aiming it for him. He turned me to face him, and we stood
there peeing together for over a minute before his stream tapered to a
halt. He let out a few short spurts, then stood and watched me until I
stopped peeing in about 10 seconds. I haven’t had to pee that badly in a
very long time!

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