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Wendy

Party pooper

I once went to a school leaving party at mates house while her parents
were on holiday. We were only 16 but the booze was flowing freely. We
were all drunk & there was only one toilet so there was a constant que to
relieve oneself. Some of the more daring or drunk girls were peeing in
the garden but I needed to poo & there was no way I was going to have a
poo in front of my old school mates. I decided not to bother & go when I
got home but it wasn’t long before I got really desperate & had to go at
the party. There were about 10 girls waiting for the toilet & as I waited
in line I felt my poo moving down towards my anus. I clenched hard but
the pressure in my bowels was building fast & I had to use all my
strength to keep my anus closed. I was sweating & in pain as the enormous
pressure in my bowels kept growing faster & faster. I was grinding my
legs together determined to hold my poo inside me & it worked to a point.
Then someone came out of the toilet & as I moved along the line I felt a
massive wave of intense pressure in my bowels. I almost lost it but
somehow I managed to find enough strength the clamp my anus shut against
the most intense pressure. I was in agony but shitting my pants was not
an option in front of my whole class. There yes still 8 girls in front of
me & the girl in the toilet was taking ages. I decided to give up waiting
for the toilet & went into the garden. It was cold & dark & there was on
one outside so I went behind the garage & lifted my dress up pulled my
pants down before leaning against the wall ready to relieve the most
urgent poo ever. I relaxed & a long rope of smelly poo rushed out of my
bum. It was such a relief & I peed a lot. The poo landed on the ground &
started to curl up as more & more kept flowing out of me. By the time I
was done I’d made a huge steaming pile & it felt so good after holding it
in for so long. I couldn’t wipe myself so I went indoors to re join the
que for the toilet. To my amazement the que had gone & I went straight in
to clean myself up. Afterwards I went back to the party & was chatting to
my friends when someone went out to the garden to pee. She came back 3
minutes later saying, “Oh my god you won’t believe the size of the poo
some dirty sod has done behind the garage!” On one ever knew it was me &
that felt so hot. I’m just glad it wasn’t in my pants. Can you imagine
the mess that would have made.

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Keith D
Have had a few easy but irregular dumps lately. Had a tough one last week
though. I hadn’t had the free time to sit for a while and have a good
push so I hadn’t made my daily log for three days. It has been really hot
and humid here and I guess I was getting a little dehydrated too which
doesn’t help.

Anyway, I got back from a shift early and hoped I could get a chance to
sit for a while and strain out a load. After five minutes on the stool
straining the muscles around my ring I soon got the message that nothing
was about to happen and gave up on that strategy. I decided to go for a
walk because exercise seems to help the urge along. I went for a walk
through some nearby woods.

I felt very uncomfortable walking. It was hot and sticky. My butt felt
out of order because I had been straining and stretching it. And my legs
and stomach felt weak after the bout of straining I did. Well, I didn’t
get far. Just starting up a hill I felt something move inside me. Next
thing I knew something dry and scratchy was pushing on the inside of my
ring. Great – now it wanted out. I tried to turn around and head home but
the mass inside started pushing down and I had to stop and clench my butt
to keep it from crowning. It was moving quite quickly and seemed to be
dilating my butthole very quickly. I was alone so I dropped my shorts
next to the path, squatted down and pushed. At first nothing happened.
Then suddenly my hole went wide and a hard dry knobbly turd bumped out
onto the ground. I felt empty so immediately stood and pulled up my
shorts. I figured it was dry so would not have made much mess. I saw the
log on the ground. It was light brown and made up of lots of little
balls. What was unusual was that it was pointed at both ends. I guess the
pointy bit at the head end was the reason why it was able to push its way
through my poor clenching sphincter so quickly.

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trekkie
There’s a new show on the History Channel called Chasing Mummies, which
is basically the “loud yelling guy = instant $$$” reality show approach
applied to archaeology. *eyeroll*

Anyway, in episode two, one woman isn’t allowed to go to the bathroom,
and winds up having an accident. You can tell when it happens as she goes
from squirming to crying, and after she admits it, we get a good look at
the puddle and her wet clothes.

New episodes re-run over and over, so you’ve probably still got a few
more chances to catch it.

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Shay

Survey and Responses

To Brian: Hi! My first survey… Awesome, thanks! No, I don’t poop
everyday. I wish I did :D. It could be every other couple of days or
sometimes a week could go by, but I don’t get constipated. The last time
I went was Wdnesday night. My first post was on Sunday.

I’ve never heard a friend poop before, just a pee or a funny accidental
fart haha.

If I had to go I would, in publie, but I’d be a little embarrased because
sometimes my poop lands in the water loudly and breaks making alot of
“plop” noises. Thanks you reading and enjoying my post! I appreciate the
survey too:)

To Ashley: Thanks for reading and enjoying my post! Makes me feel good
people like my work… ( ?? no pun intended… haha) I like your posts
also. You take care too:)

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Ashley
to MigraineLovrer: i really enjoyed your short post. do you have any new
stories that you want to share with everyone? i lookforward to your next
story! take care and God bless.
to PostTtile: i really enjoyed your post. it sounds like you and your
girlfriend had a wondeful camping trip. thats really cool to hear that
your girlfriend and her daughter took a dump behind the tent and used
plastic grocery bags to store the evidence. i lookforward to your next
post.take care and God bless.
to HalfDumpDenise: i really enjoyed your post. iam really sorry to hear
about your horrific bathroom experience at the concert. the little boy
should have not messed with your bicycle. you were very smart to bring
your bike inside the bathroom. that way no one would steal it. what color
is your bicycle? iam also sorry to hear that the young child was looking
under your stall while you were trying to relieve yourself. i hate when
people do that? iam glad to learn that your grandfather has a wonderful
sense of humor when it comes to discussing your bowels. i lookforward to
your next post. take care and God bless.
to Kevin: i really enjoyed your post. thats funny that the blond paitent
that you were trying to restrain messed herself . iam sorry to hear that
she made a huge mess in the ambulance. iam glad that you were honest when
you said that your behavior was totally unproffesional when you were
laughing at the girl for messing herself. i lookforward to your next
post. take care and God bless.
to Wendy: i really enjoyed your post. iam sorry to hear that the 15 year
old girl had a horrible accident in your checkoutline. she should have
gone to bathroom while she was in the store. iam glad to hear that you
didnt make fun of her. i lookforward to your next post. take care and God
bless.
to Posttitle: i enjoyed your second post. iam wish you the best on your
enma i hope that it will bring you true success. i lookforward to your
upcoming post. take care and God bless.
to Brian: i really enjoyed your post. iam sorry to hear about your
horrible urge to relieve yourself while out on a camping trip with your
friend. iam glad that you didnot have an accident. i lookforward to your
next post. take care and God bless.
to Abbie: i really enjoyed your post. iam sorry to hear about your
unfortnate bathroom experience at the centre. those two girls that took
stalls right next to you should have respected you and not cursed at you
while you were trying to relieve yourself. iam sorry that you were forced
to leave. i hope that this doesnot happen again. hang in there things
will get better. i love your stories and lookforward to your upcomimg
post. take care and God bless.
to Wendy: i really enjoyed your post. iam sorry to hear about kristy’s
unfornate accident that she had. dont feel bad you werent done relieving
yourself. sometimes things like that just happen. i lookforward to your
next post. take care and God bless.
to UpstateDave: i really enjoyed your post. sounds like you and Barbie
had an awesome time relieving yourself outside in the wilderness. i
lookforward to your next post. take care and God bless.

Love,

Ashley

1) Female Age:26
2) to tell you the truth i have never had a terrfying experience where a
young child has pesterd me or bothered me while i was relieving myself.
3) the age that my parents allowed me to use a public tiolet by myself
was age : 4
4)it all depeneds on where you are. if your in a grocery store and a
child is misbehaving then you need to find a manager and immedaitely let
them know about the situation. otherwise you need to take the matters in
your own hands and think of it as if it were your own child.
5) if iam a parent or babysister of the opposite sex and they need to use
the bathroom: then you take them into the bathroom with you. otherwise
you need to be close by and watch to ensure that they make it to and from
the bathroom safely. it really makes no difference where you are. if they
are not mature enough to use the bathroom by themselves then you dont let
them go unsupervised. especially in a huge place like an airport.
Love,

Ashley

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Did anyone see episode 2 of “Chasing Mummies” on the History Channel? It
is a reality??? show about Dr. Zahi Hawass and his interns. While deep
inside the great pyramid, one of the interns, Zoe (College student,
pigtails, sounds like a little kid etc.), asks to go to the bathroom and
is told she can’t go back and go. She spends about the next 10 minutes in
the background holding herself and making faces. Finally she starts
crying. When asked what is wrong, she says she “lost it and she went to
the bathroom”. Her wet pants and the resulting puddle are shown.

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Jack

Mall Problems

My friend John and I were in a cool store and he said he had to shit so
left to find a bathroom. We ran around trying to find it (in the mall),
finally we asked a lady and she said something about it being next to
this store across the mall, so we headed there. By the time, we got half
way there i heard heard a few farts. He was white wearing sport boxers
so, stuff is gonna show. He’s like “I gotta go now!” We get there and he
slows down, like he’s fine. But I smell shit. We go into our stalls, I
hear no farts, no illness. My 13 year old friend, took a solid shit right
in $50 his pants (compression boxer sport things). Kinda funny haha.

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caused a coworker to poop herself

I work in retail and I’m kind of the comedian of the store. I just like
to joke around and enjoy myself because honestly retail is pretty brutal
I’m just working in it now to pay for college. So I goof off to make a
crap job more fun for everyone. Anyway I do pretty good impersonations of
people and this one girl Rebecca who works in the front end can’t get
enough of them. I can always make her laugh hysterically with certain
impersonations of other coworkers and some of the frequent customers. She
is a tad chubby but has a nice big butt that’s a nice shape and large
breasts, a pretty face and gorgeous long brown hair. She jokes around a
lot too and always says shes going to pee her pants when i do impressions
and tells me she cant ruin her work pants so i should stop, etc, but she
never really pees shes just exaggerating how much I’m making her laugh.
Well tonight when it was slow I went up to the front end and she was the
only one in the customer service booth. When she saw me she immediately
said “take it easy I seriously gotta go to the bathroom!” I got a big
grin on my face and went into the best impersonation I do of one of our
older coworkers who is just incredibly verbose and takes 5 minutes to ask
you to do one simple task. Anyway Rebecca was trying to ignore me and
kept saying “oh my god please stop I’m gonna go in my pants” but she
always says that so I didn’t take her seriously. She started to laugh
harder then gave me the funniest look and bent over with her hands on her
knees and put her head down. She wouldn’t look up for a minute and I
could hear her trying to say something through laughter. Finally she
looked up again and her face was bright red and she was still laughing.
She looked like she wanted to cry too, though. She couldn’t speak and
kept shaking her head then waved me over to the booth. I walked over to
the booth and she kept trying to whisper to me but I couldn’t understand
her. That’s when I noticed the funny smell, just as she turned and stuck
her butt out for me to see a big baseball sized lump in the back of her
stretchy black pants with smaller lumps on it. I actually made her laugh
hard enough that she pooped her pants! She was finally able to speak
again and kept saying I was dead. She said she told me she really had to
go and I just told her “well, you always say that!” She said she was
struggling not to crap her pants all night and was 15 minutes from her
break then I came along. We had a good laugh about it and then as other
employees started to gather she rushed off to the ladies room while I
covered the booth for her. She came back and the lump on her butt was
gone. She had just emptied the poop from her pants and intended to finish
her shift! She told me “thanks a lot!” because there was gonna be a stain
in her underwear. Then she told me she thinks she might’ve pooped her
pants anyway before her break because she had to go so bad, but who knows
with her. She’s like the girl who cried wolf, always threatening to go in
her pants but never does so I didn’t believe her when she was actually
about to poop herself!

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Nat x

So Relieving!

Today I almost pooed my panties. Yesterday I should of taken my daily
dump but I skipped it because I had my friends over. When I woke up today
I felt quite a lot of pressure. So I got up to go to the toilet but my
sister was in there. I was getting desperate now and I had work shortly.
I squealed to my sister that I needed a really bad poo. She said she
would be quite a long time because she was having one. So I decided to
head for work early so I could use the toilet before work, this is
usually not like me but under the circumstances of me about to shit
myself resulting in mushy poo everywhere then I would use my work’s
facilities. While on my bike I couldn’t help but fart all the way, I was
trying my best to hold them in but they were pushing their way out, I was
so close to following through. I managed to make it to the toilet, I sat
on; my bum rumbled then exploded with mush poo. The sound was echoing off
the bowl, I call them poo farts as you are pooping whilst farting. With a
final wave of semi liquid poo, my bum dripped softly. Then I farted quite
loud, I thought it was all over but then a soft poo log came out with a
couple of farts then exploded more mushy poo into the bowl. I had made so
many skid marks but it felt so good, whilst wiping I farted a few more
times, sighed then flushed the loo. While it flushed the water went brown
then rinsed out. Then I started work. Later on I got the farts again, few
moments later a felt pressure and the need to poo again! I said to myself
“oh noooo! Not again!” I was farting badly and they were really really
wet. Hand on my bum I dashed to the toilet again with farts ripping out
as I ran, I had made it but I saw there were a few skid marks in my
panties, I thought oh well and carried on pooing, this one was almost
complete diarrhoea. Again I was farting so much, I held my stomach as my
bum was still pooing gunk. After I called my manager and told her I was
sick and I then headed home. At home I had 3 more attacks. Very relieving
day!

Nat x

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K

Using The Teacher’s Bathroom

My friend “L” and I have to go to summer school and retake Geometry which
we both failed during the school year. Summer school really sucks but we
need to pass Geometry in order to be able to play Field Hockey in the
fall. Our own high school doesn’t have summer school so we have to take
it at a Catholic Girls High School a few towns away. That sucks even
more. One good thing about it though is that the teacher is really a good
teacher. She is very strict and piles on tons of homework but both of us
are finally understanding Geometry.

Another thing that really sucks is the bathroom at this school. It’s not
too bad cleanliness wise (it’s cleaner than at our regular school where
the girls’ room are always filthy) but they have absolutely no doors on
the stalls. The have the stall walls on each side of the toilet, but the
stalls have no doors in the front for privacy. This really sucks. The
girls in summer school that actually go to the school during the regular
school year tell us that all of the other bathrooms at the school do have
doors on the stalls and most are really nice. Its just that they want
summer school to be like a punishment so they block off the rest of the
school and make us go to summer school in the basement of the building
and with the one girls’ room that doesn’t have doors on the stalls. They
also do all the detentions here in the basement and make the girls use
that bathroom if they need to go.

It really does suck to have to go the bathroom without privacy but you do
kind of get used to it for peeing. The real problem is when you don’t
have to pee but have to do the other thing. Fortunately, I’ve never had
to do that in summer school — well, actually I have but I didn’t have to
go so bad that I couldn’t hold it and wait.

Well, unfortunately yesterday my friend “L” had to go #2 and she knew she
couldn’t wait until class was over. She was in a panic because she’s even
worse than me when it comes to privacy and she knew there was no way she
could go without a door in front of her for privacy. Like I said, it’s an
all-girl school so they really don’t have boys’ bathrooms. But I guess
they do occasionally get male visitors to the school so next to each of
the girls’ rooms, they have a little one-toilet bathroom for them to use.
Its the kind of bathroom just like you have in a house where only one
person goes in there at a time and you can lock the door. The teachers in
summer school have also been using this bathroom since there is no
faculty bathroom in the basement and I suppose they are too good to use
the doorless stalls with us.

There’s a sign on the door that says “No Students Allowed” but desperate
times call for desperate measures. “L” looked at me and said “it’s either
this or going in my pants and I’m too old to do that” and went in and did
her bowel movement in there. Afterwards, she said it was a crime that
they had a bathroom that nice but instead made us go in a girls’ room
without any privacy in the stall. She also said it felt absolutely great
to get relief after holding it in so long and she really had to go.

The only problem was is that she got caught. One of the teachers saw her
go in there and was waiting for her when she came out. I guess it was
nice of her to at least let “L” finish what she had to do before busting
her, but busting her she did. It guess it would have been cruel to punish
her for going into that bathroom without giving her a chance to actually
use it. Now “L” has to write 500 times “I will not use the teachers’
lavatory again.” Man, thats gotta really suck. I once had to write for
punishment in 6th grade but that was only 100 times and it still took me
a long time to finish it. 500 times has got to take like forever. The 500
times are due tommorrow (she gets 1,000 times if they are not done) and
“L” had to call in sick from work tonight so she could stay home to
finish the lines. I really hope she gets them done.

I guess it was better than going in her pants, but still this has really
got to suck.

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Linda

Post Title (optional) I’ve been a bit constipated this week

Linda from Australia here again. I’ve been a bit constipated again this
week. I’ve been going once a day but its been a bit of a struggle. I had
a hard time on Tuesday afternoon. I could feel a big load moving down all
day and I did lots of farts every time I went for a wee at work. When I
got home, I made my way to the toilet. I did a wee but I didn’t get the
urge to do a poo so I gave up. I cooked dinner and waited for about an
hour after I had eaten. I started getting the urge to go so I went to the
toilet to try again. I did another wee and then I waited. I had to push
really hard to get things moving. After about 5 minutes, I could feel the
head of a hard turd sitting in my anus. I pushed and strained for a few
minutes, until a small amount of poo came out. I still had a heap of poo
up there so I had to keep pushing. I pushed and strain really hard and I
could feel more poo right in my anus. It got stuck so I work hard to get
it to come out. After about 5 minutes, I managed to squeeze out a huge
amount of poo but I still had more up there! I kept pushing and few more
rock hard turds shot out. I felt finished after that and my anus felt
great because it had been stretched really wide. I had a look at my job
before wiping and it consisted of a MASSIVE log that was about the size
and width of a big banana. There were about 5 or 6 smaller, ball shaped
turds. They were all dark brown and floated in the bowl. I felt SO much
better after dropping that load!!

I had an easier time on Wednesday but yesterday I only managed to push
out a few rock hard pebbles. I’ve been once today and I pushed out a
medium sized turd. I’m getting the urge to go again so hopefully I can go
soon.

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Upstate Dave

Weekend Sleeping Outside Advetures Part 3

Well Barbie S and I like I said stayed up almost to dawn. We did piss
several timesmore. Then we both were slightly drunk and were getting
tired now as dawn was aproaching. We had finsished off the vodka and oj
that I had for making screwdrivers. We both now had to piss before going
to sleep.

Now the campfire was still burning slightly. So Barbie with a laugh said
we should put it out before we go to sleep. Let’s piss in it to put it
out! she said to me. I told her we can but we should do it with us going
with the wind. Pissing in a fire really stinks! So she and I got around
the back of the fire. I stood and she squated down. Barbie also took my
penis and held it for she wanted to hold me and aim for the fire.

Barbie started before I did. Her piss stream came out from her vagina
firts wetting before the fire but it crept foward as her stream got
harder. It hit where the rock had been heated and it sizzled
loudly,steamy vapor rose into the air, and then her piss did reach the
red hot coals, When her piss hit thered hot coals the sizzling turned
into a loud roaring sound and boy did a lot of white smoke cme up off
from the coals.

Then I started pissing. Barbie had my penis aimed at the still burning
remains of the wooden branches. My stream hit one wetting the branch
along with it splattering added to the sizzling and made several smaller
clouds of white smoke come off the fire along with her big one. After
several seconds with my pissing the last flames of the fire were put out.
Now there was only the hot coals remaining.

So Barbe strarted moving my penis around which my piss went all over the
coals which now I was making as much white smoke as she was. Barbie
pissed long enough in the same spot that she had put out the hot coals
she was pissing on. Then she came to a stop. I was now left to put out
the rest of the coals if I would piss that long. I didn’t but came pretty
close.

We both then went over where I had my sleeping bag laid out and Barbie
grabbed her blanket spread it out and we laid down side by side and
drifted off into deep sleep in no time. So it had been a fun time and a
long night. The fun would continuie at least for part of the day after we
would wake up which would be in the early afternoon. To be continuied.

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Post Title (optional)SENSATIONAL RELIEF

I posted recently that I was off to an enema clinic. That morning I could
not poo…late morning I was at the clinic and the lady came out and
introduced herself and I told her about my constipation and if they could
offer me an enema. Anyway I was escorted to the bathroom.. stripped off
and down on all fours…she lubricated my hole and put in the rectal
tube…at the beginning I told her that I had Parkinsons Disease and she
said her boyfriend had it and she was asking me all sorts of questions on
Parkinsons whilst the solution flowed into me. Suddenly I felt like I was
going to poo everywhere and I told her to stop the flow, which she did.
The urge started to pass. I then sat on the towel and talked..she said
her young son had Celiac Disease and had bad constipation and was asking
me about fibre and laxatives. She said she very occasionally got
constipated and I gave her some advice on laxatives too.
After several minutes the need to sit on the toilet was too much to
ignore so I had a sit, whilst engaged in lively conversation about
Parkinsons and constipation.
I had a big gush of brown water…a pause and a monster thunder in the
bowl has a heap of shit exploded from my arse..she looked stunned in
amazement. I pooed and pooed…after a while I wiped and had my second
enema. As soon as it was all inside me I had a rush for the toilet and
only just avoided shitting everywhere. I had one of the loudest farts
ever too…I just pooed so much. She said she has given a number of
enemas over time and said I was one of the most productive of her
clients. Upon concluding I showered and my belly never looked so flat.
I felt so relieved, wonderfully light and relaxed after the event. I will
be doing it again!!!!!
I recommend it!!!!
THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER

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Richard

Temporary Unisex bathroom

I was at the grocery store yesterday and I was really busting for a pee
and a poop. I went towards the restroom to discover that the women’s
restroom was under construction. Therefore the men’s restroom was
temporarily changed into a unisex restroom.

I walked in just as soon as a woman walked out and although there was a
lock on the door I didn’t lock it because I was headed for a stall and
didn’t want to stop people from using the urinal or the other stall if I
took a while.

I walked into the stall and sat down and managed to push out an average
sized poop. As soon as I finished I let out a strong pee-stream and
started wiping.

Just then, two girls entered the bathroom and quickly went to the free
stall. I saw their feet enter the stall next to me. They were giggling
really loud and talking about being in the men’s restroom. Both of them
were complaining about needing to pee but they were too shy to do it in
front of each other.

Finally one girl gave in and sat down on the toilet. I saw her feet below
the stall and her pants down around her ankles. She let out a strong
stream and kept giggling to her friend in the stall with her. She got up
and pulled her pants back up and then it was her friends turn to go. I
saw their feet switch places and the second girl sat down and peed. Her
stream wasn’t as strong but I could still hear it next to me. When she
was peeing she talked to her friend about being embarrassed to pee in
front of her and the two giggled about it up until she finished peeing.

After they finished I heard the toilet flush and both girls leave. I was
finished too so I flushed the toilet, washed my hands and left. It was
great, maybe I’ll go back just to see if I experience another story!

Take care everyone. I love all your stories!

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Wyatt

girl watches my dump

I am a 25 year old male 6 foot and 150 pounds with blue eyes and brown
hair. So I was shooting hoops one day at a local park when the urge hit
me to take a dump. I hadn’t pooped for over three days now and I usaually
shit once a day so I was quite full. There were no bathrooms only a porta
potty. I quickly hurried over and suddenly noticed that there was no door
on it. No one was around to my knowledge so I went ahead and went in
anyways I was desperate. The porta potty was facing the sun and the
toilet had a black seat so it was scorching hot. I decided to hover. Just
as I surrendered to my dump a hot chick appeared in the doorway. She was
just in time for a show. I apologized as the crap started to make it’s
way out of me. She apologized as well for interrupting me, but she
proceeded to just stand there and watch as I emptied my bowels. 4-5 long
brown logs slid out of me while she was watching in amazement. It seemed
to excite her and me. A little more time passed as I just hovered and
pushed out 2-3 shorter soft turds. It honestly was like I was a soft
serve ice cream dispenser. I wiped and exited the toilet and she
proceeded in. I was so excited that she got to see my dump, I just wish I
had stayed to watch her return the favor as this seemed to be exciting at
the time and she was super cute. From then on I have always wanted to
watch a hot girl poop! Hopefully that happens sooon!

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Wendy

2 girls 1 cup

I was walking home with Kirsty after a night out & we both needed a poo
really bad. All the public toilets closed at 11:30 & it was after
midnight so we had nowhere to relieve our urgent need. After walking for
a while Kirsty found a large super size mc donalds cup in a bin &
suggested we usee that. I thought this would be very exiting but I didn’t
realise how little poo the cup would actually be able to hold. We took
the cup behind a shop & hid behind some wheelie bins. Kirsty took off the
lid & emptied the coke onto ground. She lowered her jeans & pants & held
the cup against her bum & began to poo in it. Kirsty pushed out a huge
turd filling the cup completely & she had to cut it off before she’d
finished. She complained that she still needed to go but at least she’d
managed to get most of it out. On the other hand I was still bursting to
go & had nothing to do it in. Kirsty had no idea just how urgent my need
was Seeing her relieving herself in the cup didn’t help & it made me even
more desperate. Like a pair of fools it took a while to realise there
were 3 wheelie bins here & eventually Kirsty emptied the cup into one of
the bins. She put the cup back against her bum without even thinking
about my dire need & finished off her poo. I was about to poo myself at
this point & watching Kirsty go made it very difficult for me to control
my own bowels. Kirsty finaly finished off her poo while I took my skirt
off but before I could get my pants down she handed me the cup still full
of her poo. She couldn’t even be bothered to empty it! I took the cup off
her in disgust & emptied it into the wheelie bin still with my pants up.
I could feel my poo moving by now & panicked. In my rush to get the cup
emptied & up to my bum I forgot my pants were still up & pood my pants
quite badly. I managed to stop myself before any poo touched my bum &
took my soiled pants off & threw them at Kirsty. She dodged them & I put
the cup back to my bum to resume my huge poo. It came out quickly &
filled the cup long before I was done. I had to stop pooing to empty it
into the wheelie bin 3 times before it was all out of me & what a relief
it felt. I had a go at Kirsty for being so thoughtless & she did
apologise for making of ruin my pants. I don’t think she knew just how
bad I had to go.

I once saw a woman with a couple of young kids at my local shops. She had
a 2 year old in a buggy & the other was about 5. She was getting stressed
with the 5 year old because she wasn’t keeping up with her mum as they
left to walk home. The woman was holding her stomach as she told the kid,
“Look you’ll have to hurry up because mummy needs to go toilet.” The kid
wouldn’t keep up as the mother hurried off. They got about 20 yards away
when the mother had to stop & go back to get her kid. She was holding her
bum at this point & she grabbed the kid by the arm & dragged her off. The
mother had a brown stain in the back of her white jeans & got really
angry with the kid. She shouted at her, “What part of hurry up don’t you
understand? You know I’m desperate to go toilet!” The stain in the
mothers jeans was growing fast & she was getting frantic. The kid looked
at the huge stain in her mums jeans & realised why her mum was in such a
hurry to get home. She said to her, ” Oh dear mummy. You’ve had a poo
accident in your jeans.” The mother blurted out, “YES & I still am!” She
looked mortified as she stood outside the shops with diarrhoea running
down both legs. The three of them hurried off quickly after that with the
mother still messing her jeans. She must have been desperate for some
time to have such a big accident like that.

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Friday, July 23, 2010

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I <3 POO I need cheering up :( To Migraine loverer: My question to you would be have you ever let anyone watch you poo? Are you into having "buddy dumps"? If you have ever taken a poo with someone there was it a man or woman and did you find it easy to take a poo or did it make you nervous and stopping you from having a poo? Take care god bless. To Ashley: Keep those great stories coming, god bless :) To Linda from Australia: As usual I love to read about your poo blogs over here in England. Keep it up :) god bless. Just lately I have been on a good vain of poos, which I think is great as they have all been where I have the most wonderfully, satisfying poos which take minimal effort and just drop out of my bum easily but they have been quite smelly though which is normal for me as I love my food :) I love the fact that I'm not in any routine to have my bm's so I could be at home, work or out & about when the urge hits me to go and release a colonic clear-out and unleash a healthy, big, smelly poo on the loo wherever I am :) I always find that a routine for having a bm can be good but I find spontaneous pooing better whereby there is no set time to have a poo it just comes when it wants and where it wants. What do you lovely people on here think? Is it better to be in a set routine and going or just go when the urge strikes? Fri 23/7 - 7pm: At the mo I'm sitting here in my room, relaxing in a sexy pink low cut t-shirt, short denim shorts and black boots feeling rather sexy & as I'm sitting here and writing this post I can already feel a really big poo coming on later if not sooner. Because I'm feeling just a bit bloated and that all too familiar "full" feeling that I need to drop a biggun' :) is here. I know that when I do go for a poo tonight that I will be on the loo for at 20-25 minutes possibly more just unleashing another smelly poo. 9:00pm…I was relaxing on my own in my room having some quality time to myself because since Wednesday I have been feeling rather stressed out, down, low and really cheesed off with things lately so much so that I need to be on my own for however long it takes to clear my head and try to occupy my mind with positive things to overcome these dark feelings I'm having lately which make me want to just have a good cry and vent all my feelings. I'm basically unhappy with certain things lately in my life and it's these things which are making me feel this way because normally I'm a happy, cheery person who is always positive but at the moment I'm just not in the mood for it :( I suddenly got the urge to have a poo, I could literally feel it making it's way down, quickly I slipped my feet in my flip-flops and made my way swiftly to the upstairs loo, turned the light on, locked the door, pulled down my shorts to my thighs and plonked my poo filled bum on the loo, spread my legs and crossed my arms pressed them to my belly. Within about 3 seconds I let out a couple of farts … prffffttt, pffffrrrttt! Then a couple of small pieces of poo dropped out my bum and into the bowl … plop, plop, plip, plop! Then in next to no time about a cluster of little bits of poo just dropped out one after another …. Plipsslopsplipplop, plop, plop-plipsplipsplooopsplosh, I let out another hissy fart followed by more smaller chunks of poo which just were easily slithering out my bum… plop, plop, plonk, plip, plip, blonk, plop, splooopsh, plonk, plonk, pliiip, plooop, blop, blop and still there was more to come as I could still feel a lot more waiting to drop out my bum. By this time there was 2 mixed aromas in the loo, one was cos I was having a poo and the other was my rather hot, sweaty, cheesy feet which have been encased in boots and socks all day which I must spray some foot spray afterwards. I was still dropping more chunks of poo…. plop, plop, plonk, plonk, plopsplipsplipsplooopsplops! By now I had been on the loo for at least 15 minutes as it was 9:15 now and I still wasn't done, oh no! I could still feel a big load still yet to drop and slowly it started to emerge and then another round of smaller chunks just kept plopping continuously after another as my bum unleashed it's force and nearly after 25 minutes on the loo I was done, boy did I enjoy that colonic clear-out but it was a good, satisfying poo which has made my belly feel less bloated. I tore off some loo roll and before wiping had a glance behind into the bowl and there was a big heap of healthy brown poo in the bowl, it took about 3 wipes to get clean and I got up off the loo pulled up my shorts and pants and flushed the loo and washed my hands. Hope to have more stories soon. Take care everyone x =========================================================================== Migraine loverer My Periods.... My periods cause my poops to become a bit firm but not too hard that I strain or hurt myself. 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