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Anne
Mother and Daughter Poop in the Restaurant Ladies’ Room
Yesterday I witnessed another poop in the restaurant bathroom that I have
described in previous posts. I was having brunch on Sunday, and needed to
pee midway through eating. There were several families present, and some
school age children. I went into the bathroom, took the left stall, hiked
up my dress and pulled down my purple cotton panties. I sat on the toilet
and relaxed; pee began flowing out, making a soft *pssssss* sound and a
diffused tinkle. I peed for a very long time, at least a minute straight.
When I was nearly done, the door opened and the stall next to me became
occupied.
A pregnant mother and her roughly preschool-age daughter went into the
stall together. It is the larger of the two stalls, designated as the
handicapped one. As I have mentioned before, the gap between the stall
divider and the wall means I can see clearly into the neighbor stall if I
lean back while sitting on the toilet. The girl was quite short; she
pulled up her dress and lowered her panties, and was unable to mount the
tall toilet by herself. Her mother hoisted her onto the toilet, then said
to her: “go ahead and make poopies, honey.” She stayed facing the girl
and seemed to maintin eye contact with her as she sat on the toilet. The
girl then began to pee and soon after I heard *plop…crackle…plop plop
plop…crackle…thud* and the girl said “I’m done, mommy.” Mommy then
folded a pad of paper and handed it to the girl.
As she clumsily wiped herself, then folded the paper over and wiped
again, mommy unbuttoned and lowered her jeans and white panties to
mid-thigh. She revealed a pair of thick pale thighs with a substantial
amount of dark brown pubic hair between them. She was on the tall and
slightly ???? side, which was enhanced by the uterine curve of her
pregnancy. She appeared about six months along, was perhaps 5’9″, and
looked about 35 years old. As the girl dismounted the toilet, mommy said
“I have to make poopoo, too” and she turned around and sat without
flushing her daughter’s poop. The girl was fixing her clothes as mommy
began to pee a loud, splashy sounding stream. During her pee stream I
heard several fart-crackle explosions. When the pee stopped, I heard more
crackling, followed by a few long raspy farts. The odor in the bathroom
was of strong, healthy poop.
After about two minutes of very gassy pooping, she rolled off some paper,
and made a folded pad. She leaned over slightly to the right, and wiped
all the way from her vagina up to the top of her buttcrack and dropped
the paper into the toilet without looking at it. She then made another
pad and wiped again, this time just her backside. She stood up and raised
her clothes, and I could see a mound of soft poop sitting on top of
harder peices, which I assume were her daughter’s.
After roughly five minutes in the stall together, mommy flushed and they
washed their hands and left. I then stood up without wiping, flushed, and
exited my stall. After washing my hands I was back at my table, and of
course no one said anything about my seven minute absence from our group.
They likely all assumed I had pooped.
I saw the mother and daughter at their table as well. The rest of the
family was dad plus two older girls, likely 11 and 15, and a 9 or so year
old boy. I thought they made a very happy looking family…as I hope to
have in years to come.
That’s all for now!
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Adrian
Additional replies
Heidi. Constipation can be a nuisance if it last for several days and I
hope yours has now resolved itself satisfactorily. Personally I tend to
advocate steering clear of laxatives unless absolutely desperate because
I think they can end up causing more problems than they solve. The best
thing is plenty of fruit and fresh vegetables, including prunes and
dates. Also plenty of warm drinks – tea & coffee etc should help. Let us
know how you get on.
Kelly. I can understand why you thought the accident you had was a big
deal. I felt the same way, messing myself shortly after I turned 18, way
back in the last century! However I’ve since learnt, particularly from
the stories I’ve read on here, that anyone can have an accident at any
age and it’s only really a big deal if we choose to make it one. If we
choose to just get cleaned up, showered and changed, it doesn’t have to
be anything like the disaster which it may at first seem.
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Tuesday, October 23, 2012
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Heidi
51st Story
To Worker, I didn’t even know using a toilet could cause problems. I like
being able to sit though.
So I was constipated all week hence no stories. By Wednesday my belly was
hurting quite a bit. I had a strong pressure in my bum but everytime I
sat on the toilet I couldn’t poop. I would try every 1-2 hours because I
always felt like I had to. But every time… nothing. On Thursday I
stayed home because my belly was hurting a lot. The urge was also very
strong. I hadn’t pooped in 5 days and I usually always have one every
day. Friday was a day off. My mom took me to the doctor to see what he
could do. After a check up he got a “powerful stimulant” that my
metabolism wouldn’t be able to handle and it would start moving my
bowels. He left and when I felt like I needed to poop he said to ask a
nurse to take you into the bathroom. After 10 minutes I could feel it. I
felt a lot of movement in my belly and it was making loud sounds. I got
the nurse and she took me in. She asked me to sit on the toilet. I pulled
my jeans and blue panties down to my knees. She said not to flush so they
could inspect my poo, to put the toilet paper in the garbage can, and
take my time. An intense amount of pressure was built up. I pushed
lightly and farted very loud. I farted many more times until I started
pooing. The first bit was probably as thick as my bum could stretch but
the rest was just normal thick and very soft. It felt so relieving and
I’d say amazing. I also had a pee and kept farting ridiculously. It was a
lot of poo. It took 10 minutes before I felt empty. I actually felt like
there was nothing left. I made it really smell which I don’t usually do.
I wiped my front and bum and remembered to put it in the garbage. The
amount of poo was unbelievable. I couldn’t believe I was holding that
much. It filled more than half the bowl. I felt weird after just so light
and unfilled. That was an amazing feeling when I was on that toilet
though. I wish I could go back and do it again. Guess I’ll have to stick
to my regulat routine. See you later.
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your name Tracygirl
Post Title women’s laxatives
PN, I think most women’s laxatives are a lower dose and made from things
that don’t tend to cause cramps so much. Most of us get constipated when
we’re having our period, and when you are already cramped up from your
period and cramped up from being constipated, the last thing you want is
a strong laxative that makes your cramps worse.
They also are blended to not come on so suddenly. By the time you find a
ladies room, find an empty stall, and then deal with all the clothing you
men don’t have to (skirt or dress, slip, pantyhose, and panties) and then
get settled on the toilet without wrinkling or damaging all of that, you
want something that gives you some warning when it’s going to work.
That’s why there’s laxatives for women!
Smiles, Tracy
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Ben
Hello again
Hello again, everyone! I posted here once upon a time, a while ago. xD
I’ve only recently gotten back to this site. Really enjoying all of these
interesting stories! I have a short one of my own I’d like to share.
Recently, I’ve taken pills for my ear infection through the mouth. One of
the side effects is diarrhea. It didn’t affect me until Friday/Saturday.
A good part of Friday I spent on the toilet passing mushy poop. It
continued on into Saturday which I didn’t like, since I was hanging out
with some friends in Albany, NY. But the worst ended Saturday night and I
went back to my regular poops. I guess that’s all I need to say. Have a
good one, everyone! 🙂
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Elena
Buddy poop with Elaine
Friday night me and my sister were hanging out. I had the urge to poop a
few hours before but decided to wait. I was letting loose so many farts
it was unbelievable. Elaine was also farting. After about an hour our
parents decided to go out to dinner. Since my other siblings were at our
grandmas house. So they left and we stayed behind. After about another
good hour, I came out and said I needed to go the bathroom. She said she
did to so we both went into her bedroom bathroom. We walked in and I sat
down on the rim of the bathtub across from the toilet while she closed
the door and walked over to the toilet. She put the cover up and turned
around to face me. Smiling she undid her belt and unbuttoned her skinny
jeans. She all of it down to her thighs and sat down. She started to pee
and a fart echoed around the room. We talked for two minuets until she
said hold on and started to push. I heard two farts and then some
crackling. She relaxed and the crackling stopped then she started to push
again and the crackling resumed. When she relaxed again the crackling
sped up a lot and then a plop sounded, followed by several smaller ones.
She broke off a piece of toilet paper and wrapped it around her hand. She
lifted one cheek and wiped. After about 4 more wipes and one to the
vagina she stood up and took my spot at the bathtub rim. I got up and
pulled my yoga pants to my thighs and sat down. The relief on my butt was
amazing and after about two minuets of talking, the tip emerged. It was
at a stand still for about 8 minuets until it slowly slid down. A huge
fart rippled out of my anus and a small turd ploped. I started to push,
halting our conversation and another tip emerged. The crackling began
accompanied by some small farts and the thing came out. I wiped and
turned around to look in the toilet. Both of our poops combined looked
gruesome in the toilet. I tried to flush but in the end we had to break
out the plunger.
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Heidi
52nd Story
I had a good day just hanging out at my boyfriends place. In the
afternoon we were just in the 2nd living room playing a video game called
“Heavy Rain”. This game had you playing as a girl at one point and it was
definetly more of a mature game and wasn’t afraid of nudity. At one point
you could sit on the toilet and it would show her peeing. He asked me if
girls always sat with their legs so close and straight back. I said that
most girls will natually just sit with their legs and knees closer but I
don’t keep my back completly straight. Later on in a different place
something weird happened. We both excused ourselves to the bathroom at
the same time. He let me use the closer one. I went in and pulled my
skirt up and pants and panties down just enough and sat on the toilet. I
farted soon afterward. I had a short pee. The urge was more on the
outside of my bum rather then the inside as usual. I sat there and played
a game on my phone. I didn’t here him so he must have been pooping. 5
minutes later he was down stairs. 3 minutes later I pushed out a really
soft 7″ poo. I wiped and flushed. Used the sink. He asked what I was
doing in their? I thought, what do you think. I said I was pooing, what
did you think? He said, oh… Thought you were… Nevermind. Awkward
silence. See you later.
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MM
outhouse
I was out biking at the park when a cramp came on suddenly. I pulled off
the trail to an old wooden outhouse. It didn’t even have a seat on it. It
was clearly well used and there were turds coming almost up to the hole.
I yanked down my pants and before my butt hit that plywood 2 huge poos
came out. By the time I sat down there was some mush followed by the
runs. I peed out my butt for a good 10 minutes. I got up to inspect my
work. I wiped and took in the smell. It was like the moss and rot of the
woods met with that awesome musty/fart smell that you get in fall where
its not repulsive but certainly earthy from all of the leaves rotting on
the ground. I left and couldn’t stop thinking how strangely arousing it
was to be piling my poo onto everyone elses. Like there was some bare
essence of nature that brought us all to that same point for the same
thing.
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Brandon T
comments & stuff
To: Heidi you may need an enema since all that ther stuff hasnt worked I
look forward to hearing about the outcome and as always I look forward to
your next post thanks.
To: NI great story about hering that woman poop at subway it sounds like
she really had to go lucky you were her only customer and from the sounds
of it she was very close to having an accident and just made it I bet
that memory will last forever.
To: Punk Rock Girl that sucks but as the saying goes nothing good lasts
forever and hopefuly you get to a semi normal poop soon and as awlays I
look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Kelly first welcome to the site and great accident story at least no
one notices which saved you from more embarrassment but accidents happen
and they can happen to anyone at anytime and please post anymore stories
you may have thanks.
To: Megan as always another great story it sounds like you had a good
poop and so did those other girls and locks like that suck and especialy
bad if you got diarrhea cause you cant easily get up and lock it properly
and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Abbie as always another great story it soudns like you and that other
girl were both a lil constipated and had go alot to mainly you and it
sounds like you both felt great afterwards and as always I look forward
to your next post thanks.
To: Janette as always another great story your fiends shouldve keep it
quite as not to embarrass you anymore but oh well and at least you mom
handled it pretty well and as always I look forward to your next post
thanks.
To: Anne as always another great story it sounds like you had a pretty
great poop at the market and felt pretty good afterwards and I bet your
husband enjoyed the pic and as always I look forward to your next post
thanks.
Well thats all for now.
Sincerly Brandon T
PS. I love this site
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To Heidi
Heidi, Have you tried an enema? I suggest a glycerin enema.
they turn your butt into a slip and slide.
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Sunday, October 21, 2012
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Hi everyone, this is my 1st ever post on here. I absolutely love this
site and really enjoy reading all the pee and especially the poo stories.
Well as my first time on here I have my very FIRST poo story for you
which happened tonight ….
Well I got home at 7pm tonight (after meeting a good friend after work).
Came in, relaxed and just took it easy. I had a bit of a bloated ????
feeling as I was passing smelly bum gas every few mins (which was quite
meaty and had that distinct odour to it if you know what I mean). I
couldn’t be bothered to change out of my work clothes (which were a red
and black striped blouse and a black skirt with tights and heels). I had
to put dinner on but I kept having uneasy feelings in my belly all the
time as if the next sloppy, wet fart was going to lead to me having a
serious messy accident in my panties. Luckily, they were just warning
farts to tell me that I was due for a hugely, smelly poo (just like my
usual poos). Anyway I made and finished dinner and by about say 9:30pm I
could feel rumblings in my stomach that a poo was imminent at any moment
and I was letting off really smelly farts every couple of minutes which
told me that I had to go to the loo. By now it was 9:45pm and I was
absolutely desperate for a poo now and could feel significant pressure at
my rear end. Holding one hand on my belly I walked into my bathroom,
locked the door walked over to the loo, pulled down my short black skirt
and white panties and parked my bum on the loo, crossed my arms and
pressed them to my belly and spread my legs (slipped my feet out my high
heels (which then released a very sweaty, cheesy odour from my hot,
sweaty feet) and let out a few softish grunts and pushed a bit. I let out
a fart (which was very meaty) and then I could feel a humongous poo about
to drop out of my bum, I could smell it as it dropped out …. Plop,
plop, plop-plip-plip-plop, splop, plopslop, blop, blop, blop,
plop-plop-plop-plip-plip-plop! The smell was very strong but I still felt
more poo up my bum just waiting to drop and sure enough it did …. plop,
plop, plip-plip-plop-plop-plop, blop, blop! And I was done the smell was
really strong but I felt a lot better. I tore off quite a bit of loo roll
and haad a look behind me to see what had dropped out my bum and it was a
humungous poo, a healthy brown colour with a strong smell, lots of chunks
a couple of thick logs and the rest little pieces. I wiped my bum in all
about 3 times and then got up off the loo, flushed it then pulled my
panties and skirt up and that was it.
Have fun reading and I hope to post more soon.
Goodnight everyone x
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Megan
Abbie- Sounded like you had a long queue for your poo at school, but at
least you managed to go when you needed too instead of having to hold it
until you got home.
Well as I said I’d tell you about the other times I got caught on the
toilet by someone opening the door, here goes!
The first time I remember was when I was about 12 and using the toilet in
a cafe for a pee. A woman opened the door on me after it turned out I
hadn’t locked it properly. Then there was another time when I was 17. I
had to poo while shopping and I was going on the toilet when a woman
tried the door and it opened. I was looking down at the time and didn’t
realise it was opening until it almost hit my knees! She saw me sitting
there and said, ‘Oh! I’m so sorry!’ and quickly closed it again. That was
embarrassing enough but one or two other people standing at the sinks
opposite also saw me in the mirror!
Most recently was a few months after I started uni. I needed a poo in
lectures and went to the toilets. There were three cubicles here so I
took the free one. Turns out it was free because the lock didn’t work
properly! I was having my poo and was pushing out a log when a girl
opened the door. I tried to push against it with my foot but these
cubicles had the door just out of range! It opened all the way and the
girl realised her mistake when she saw me and looked shocked. So did I!
My poo dropped with a plop and she snapped out of it and said sorry and
pulled the door shut. But it bounced open again. I caught her looking
again as it opened and she apologised again and pulled it closed again. I
quickly stood up and locked it again. This time she’d seen everything,
including my face which was quite red from straining to push out my poo.
I was mortified that she’d seen me and heard my poo plop as she stood
there, but I think she was just as shocked. Luckily when I’d finished my
poo she was in another cubicle weeing. I quickly left- I’ve not seen her
since so I’ve avoided that embarrassment at least!
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Dear all
Today I was at a restaurant and felt the need to use the loo. The toilets
were down a set of stairs, then you turned to the left and walked along
past the kitchens and store rooms where there was a very small gents loo
with one urinal and a cubicle. I was at the urinal relieving myself when
a boy around 9/10 ran in. He ran into the cubicle and started fiddling
with his trousers, he eventually pulled them down and his boxers to his
knees and started weeing hard into the toilet. This was all with the door
wide open! I finished and went to the sink to wash my hands, I could see
him still weeing furiously. He has his grey boxers at his knees and they
had a noticable damp patch on the front, obviously he has been extremely
desperate and didn’t make it in time!
– UKNGuy
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MX
Experiences with my wife
Few months ago I wrote here some things about my experiences with
cleaning ladies.This time I’ll write few words about my (almost ex-)wife.
Almost from the beginning of our relationship (she was then just my
girlfriend,not even a fiance) she let me see her peeing,but unfortunately
she was always very shy about pooping and it hadn’t changed until last
days of our marriage.The first time she had to poop in my presence (to
say truth it was not exactly in my presence,but only when we were in the
same flat) was during our first together summer trip; we rented a room
(connected with a bathroom) and then she told me she… wanted to do a
laundry.But it seemed strange to me that she locked the bathroom door and
she was too quiet for the first few minutes;after few months she
confessed what she was really doing…
Next time (still as my fiance) we were at my home and suddenly she told
me she had to go home immediately.I quickly guessed the real reason and
told her to use my toilet; although she turn into red and said that it
was easy for me to say,she went in and did her business.
The only two interesting situations were during our marriage.First when
she was pregnant (about 4th month): one day I woke up and saw she wasn’t
in our bed; then I felt an urge to pee and decided to go to our
bathroom,opened the door… and saw my pretty wife sitting on the toilet
with (not to big) pile of poop under her bum; but in one second with wide
eyes she shouted at me to leave; it was the only time I saw her
pooping,but again not exactly: I didn’t see her dropping her turds).
The next situation was almost at the end of our marriage: my wife after
pooping went to take a shower (I forgot to write that our bathroom and
toilet are separated) and I went to pee.And then I saw she forgot to
flush and her whole poop was lying on the toilet’s shelf.It was the
second and the last time I saw her poop.
It made no sense to ask her to let me watch her going; even if I touched
her asshole during sex-play,she considered me as a perv.Once I asked her
to massage my prostate and she called me a gay!
Maybe next time I’ll find a woman who will be more open about such
things….
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Hermes
More Restaurant experiences
Hi All
Hope you are all OK.Love your posts as ever.
Brandon – I am not sure who the anonymous poster on “woods pooping” is –
either way not me.
A recent post referred to a restaurant employee pooping and it reminded
me of a recent trip to another restaurant I sometimes go to.
Here the single Gents toilet is next to one of the two Ladies toilets.
On the afternoon I went, it was quite busy and the toilets were in
constant use -so any coincidental use of the Gents by me when someone
else was in the Ladies was not possible, or so I thought…
After a while the restaurant started to clear. I noticed five women on a
nearby table, four were older -in their thirties or forties, but I
noticed that they were treating the youngest to a birthday meal, possibly
some office outing?..
The young woman was a blonde maybe in her twenties, and looked a lot like
a English version of Kirsten Dunst. She was dressed in a white blouse and
a knee length dark brown skirt. I also noticed that the blonde was really
enjoying the food, with some seriously large amounts
being put away. I surmised that all this was bound to lead to the blonde
needing an extended bathroom break at some point.
Anyway I did not think any more of this until I had paid the bill. I then
overheard the blonde quietly whisper with a giggle to her
friends/colleagues ” I need to go and drop the kids off at the pool”
I remember the words as it was one of those “I can’t believe I just heard
that” moments, although truth to tell it was not the first or the last
time I have heard someone say they were off for a dump within earshot…
Anyway I saw her walking to the toilet and followed her beyond the outer
door, as I needed a pee.
There was a 50/50% chance she would be using the far toilet of the two,
however I saw the engaged sign showing in the lock and the sounds of the
blonde hitching up her skirt round her waist and the snicker of her pants
being pulled down.This was followed by a little CLANK! as she ????ed her
rather attractive behind onto “the throne”.
I then heard the blonde peeing on the toilet followed by a short
period of silence.
She sounded constipated as I heard her straining and grunting loudly on
the toilet for a minute or so, before there was a
“UGH-UGHHHHH-UGGHHHHHHHHH” followed by a FLOOOP as she strained hard and
a soft poo struggled its way out of her bottom.
She started straining and grunting on the toilet for a short while,
before there was a “UGH-UGHHHHH-FLOOOOP” shortly followed by a little
SPLISH! It sounded as though a soft poo slowly worked its way out,
followed almost immediately by a smaller soft poo. My former friend the
pooping redhead girl KC would have said that the blonde had “pinched a
loaf off too early” if you get my drift…
The blonde was starting to find it much easier to poo as there was then a
rapid FLOOOOP_FLOOOP-FLOOOP as three soft poos effortlessly fell out of
her anus, without any straining.
She then farted loudly with a wet sounding SPLEEEEEEEEE_EEEEEEE! followed
by a SPLISH-SPLISH, as two little soft poos shot unexpectedly quickly out.
There was then a minute of quiet followed by the sound of four larger
soft poos slowly easing their way out of her bottom into the toilet,
every five seconds or so, making a FLOOOOP as each poo hit the water.
This was followed by the rattle of the toilet paper holder.At this point
I left the restaurant, wondering if that is what her normal post-lunch
poo sounded like, what would the inevitable big dump later on sound like?
Bye for now take care, and keep those posts coming as I always enjoy
reading them.
Hermes x
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Carol
Meeting with Some Ex Work Colleagues
Although I’ve not posted for awhile I always read with interest the
postings. I really enjoyed Clare.N’s recent post in response to public
toilet survey , also the post from Alex about a lad that didn’t usually
do number 2’s at school. This prompted me to post this one. Most of the
girls I used to work with at the Hospital did number 2’s at work, however
there were a couple that never seem’d to.
I meet up with Rose & Val who both worked at the Hospital,we went down to
Rose’s beach hut,. Having lunch and chatting about old times etc. Around
about 2ish Val left , I stayed with Rose chatting , I could feel slight
pressure building, I knew there were some public toilets just across the
road .Rose and I were chatting, I said I must go and use the lav, Rose
replied you still use our code from work , yes Rose laughed, I replied I
might be a few minutes, Rose grinned at me. Grabbing my bag making my way
across the road and entering the Ladies, I quickly noted there were 6
cubicles in a line, having a check to see if any one else was in there ,
I was alone. I went in number 3 bolted the door checked paper was ok,
noticing a wooden seat, these were old toilets with a chain flush
as-well, lifting my skirt slipping my knickers down , I sat on, my pee
dribbled to start with, taking in my surrounds there was a gap between
the floor and the cubicle, which I also like. My became more of a
torrent, reaching for my bag to get my book out (50 Shades of Grey )
flicking to the page I was up to , my dribbling to a finish. Reading and
concentrating on a number2, nothing happening. I herd some footsteps
someone went into cubicle 1 and quickly came out, and then entered number
4 to my right. the door bolted this time, I herd the clinking of a belt
buckle the trousers dropped, my neighbor was fiddling in her bag
I began to push a bit sighing when nothing happened. My neighbor lit a
cigarette, her knickers came down, I herd a thud when she sat on, her pee
began immediately, quickly followed by a loud and smelly fart, a rapid
fire of 4 small plopps. I could now feel my anus stretching a bit leaning
forward and looking to my right I noticed her shoes the were very similar
to Val’s if not the same. Thinking I wonder if this is Val
my piece was no poking out slowly. My neighbor dropped a larger piece
which fell with a loud splash, mine did similar the smell factor between
both cubicles was about 9 10 being the high’st my neighbor dropped
another large one, pushing out another one my self which landed with a
loud splash. Curious to see who my neighbor was , I began to wipe I only
need 2 lots of paper it had been quite a dry one, flushing and going to
the sinks washing my hands, adjusting my makeup, I herd cubicle 4 wiping
she did three lots, the chain was pulled, out came Val looking slightly
embarrassed, oh carol was that you next to me yes it was, Val quickly
washed her hands as she left she said I’ll catch up with you soon. I
could not resist going back to cubicle 4 , I bolted the door and quickly
sat on the warm seat Val had left, as-well as skid marks and medium brown
floater I could feel more numbers coming plopp, plopp two medium size
ones dropped, looking between my legs, straining again more another
slightly larger one dropped. I wiped my bum this took four wipes , wiping
my front once. I pulled the chain and left to go and wash my hands. Val
is lady I never caught in the 12 years we worked together, phew could she
go!!!
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Natasha
To Megan: It’s pretty embarrassing when you find out the toilet isn’t
locked after all. But definitely moreso for the person actually using the
toilet. I was walked in on the toilet a while back, though I was just
having a wee, so I wasn’t too terribly embarrassed that day.
To Abbie: That sucks that you ran out of toilet roll at school the other
day. Also, you asked if I find it difficult to push my poo out. Sometimes
I do, if I’ve been constipated. I usually poo about every other day, but
occasionally I’ll go longer between poos, like three or four days.
Now for my story. I went to Brooke’s house yesterday after school. I had
been holding my poo all afternoon, and I was really desperate when we
were walking. When we were almost to her house, my poo was starting to
come out and I didn’t think it could hold it much longer. We hurried the
rest of the way.
When I got to the toilet, I pulled down my knickers and saw a lot of
marks and a piece of poo. Luckily, I made it to the toilet in time and
didn’t fully mess my knickers. I cleaned my knickers with toilet roll as
best I could, though I left quite a few marks. I stayed the rest of the
afternoon and ate dinner at Brooke’s. Then when I got home I put my dirty
knickers in the wash and found a clean pair to change into.
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Adrian
Replies etc
Penny. Thanks for the tip re skid marks. Having a tendency to get
skidmarks myself, I might try it sometime.
Anne. I really enjoyed your account of that supermarket poo after not
doing one for two days. It sounds as though you did a lot and must really
have needed it. Do you have plenty of hot drinks, i.e. tea and coffee? If
you do, they should help keep you regular if nothing much else works.
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Dee
Work toilets
Needed to go quite bad at work on Friday. I had already had quite a turn
out in the morning. A couple of gassy farts, some loud grunts even for me
and 3 quite large knobbly hard lumps thumped out into the pan. A wee and
1 wipe needed as they had been quite dry. I went to work feeling
reasonably empty. Anyway the feeling did not last and later on in the
afternoon, I realised I was not going to last until I got home. My
backside felt uncomfortable. There are 3 possible toilets I can use on my
floor, I work at a Hospital. 2 are single use male/female the 3rd is
female only and has 2 loos. The 2 single ones were both being used. I was
almost tempted to go back to my office, but my stomach was telling me
other things, I could almost feel something at my ‘door’ very
uncomfortable. When I entered, the smell hit me first. One of the
cubicles was in use, the other empty, I had no choice. I pushed open the
door and lifted the seat. The pan, was pretty dirty, some one had had a
really choice shit in here and although the main poo had flushed, there
was like all these little bits floating around in the water, the smell
was a mixture of boiled cabbage and really ripe poo. I had no choice. I
wiped the seat, there was some wee on the seat. As I sat I realised it
was still warm. I had missed the culprit by seconds. I could hear paper
rattling in the other cubicle, a small grunt then a flush. After feeling
so desperate to get in here my bum now did not seem in all that much of a
rush to give up its load. Ugghhh, several quite deep breaths and a couple
of grunts, trying to get something moving, at least I was alone. uhhhh,
this was not normal for me having done so much this morning. ahh, uhhhh
another push, letting out quite a loud grunt I felt something starting to
move. Every breath in and out seemed to move it only a few inches, or so
it felt. I unclenched my hands and pressed hard on to my ????, clenching
my hands back again on my lap as I finally started to feel it squeezing
its way out, another really hard knobbly one, that started breaking up as
it eeked its way out. Oh, this really hurt…….. the bits that were
breaking off started hitting the water and I could feel splashes on my
bum, they were so hard and about 8 or 9 in total. Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, ughhhh,
‘thud’ Ahhhhhhh. finally the last bit squealed its way out, god it had
really hurt. I kept my hands firmly clasped in my lap, getting my breath
and really grateful no one else had come in while I had fought with this
monster. 4 wipes, as there seemed to be a lot of squidgy stuff hanging
around. I flushed……… nothing………. I flushed again, no joy. 3rd
time lucky…………..yes what a relief. There were no bits left in the
toilet, just a good spread of skid marks. I washed my hands and left with
my stomach feeling much better but my hole feeling very abused, it hurt
me for hours after.
What a struggle!
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Heidi
A question
So I’ve become really constipated since Sunday and it’s now wednesday.
I’ve been eating my usual high fiber,yogurt,granola and fruits. I’ve
never been this constipated. I tried a laxative and it had no effect
other than making my belly hurt more. If anyone has any suggestions let
me know.
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Brandon T
comments & stuff
To: Natasha as always another great story poops like that suck and as
always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Lucy first welcome to the site and great story it sounds like you had
a great poop I bet you felt a lil lighter to and please post anymore
stories thanks.
To: Observant Guy great catch as always you must have a lucky charm I
look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Jason great story bout your girlfriend Michelle it sounds like she
really had a good cleanout.
Sincerly Brandon T
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Alex
Last Thursday when I was at school I began to need a poo just after
morning break. The urge wasn’t that strong but later on when I was eating
my lunch I let off a few smelly farts and could feel the poo pushing to
come out. I usually play football with some of my classmates after lunch
and not long after we had started I knew I was definitely going to have
to go and sit on the toilet because the urge had got really strong and I
couldn’t stop farting. I played on for a little while longer but I kept
having to pinch my bum cheeks together to hold it in and I couldn’t run
properly, so I apologised for messing up the game and said to my mate
Steve that I had to go for a poo. To my surprise (because I didn’t think
he ever had a shit at school) he said he would come with me because he
needed the toilet as well before the afternoon session started. So we
went to the main block and took two stalls next to each other. Steve made
a really loud raspy fart as soon as he got on the toilet which sort of
echoed around the toilets and made us both laugh, then I could hear his
turds crackling out and plopping into the pan. I sort of held back for as
long as I could listening to him, but then my hole just opened and my own
poo came sliding out. The first two turds were each about 14 inches long
then the next two were about 6 inches. I felt I had more to come and
after about a minute I let off a loud juicy fart and then did a big load
of soft bubbly poo which came out real noisily and smelt of the curry and
rice I’d eaten the night before when I was at a restaurant with my
parents. After a while I decided I was finished and after taking a good
look at what I’d done I started to wipe up and I could hear Steve doing
the same though I don’t think he needed as much paper as me. Then we both
flushed and came out of the stalls nearly at the same time. As we were
washing our hands Steve said he’d had a really big satisfying shit
because he hadn’t gone the day before. I told him that I had, but that I
usually had an extra large shit the day after eating spicy food and that
sometimes it made me a bit loose when I was on the toilet. Then I said to
him that I didn’t think he ever used the school toilets for a poo. He
said he did at least a couple of times a week but that he tried to slip
in and out of the stall when no one else was around because he got a bit
embarrassed. Since I was his mate though he said he wasn’t bothered and
that he’d quite enjoyed us doing one together. After that we went into
class for the afternoon both feeling well relieved.
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NI
a while ago in subway, I was ordering a sandwich. As it was the school
holidays, I was there at lunchtime and it was very quiet. A young girl
about 18-22 was serving me and I was the only one in the shop.
She was wearing her Subway polo shirt and a short skirt just covering her
ass with thick black tights under it. She was really quiet with blonde
hair tied up and was quite pretty.
As she was making the sandwich she was standing with her legs clenched
together and making abit of a funny face. She bent over slightly and
scratched her Leg through her tights and when she looked up at me she
quickly said “would you mind if I ran to the toilet” I said no and
watched her power walk to the toilet right next to where i was standing.
As no one else was there, my ear was pretty much against the door
listening in. I heard it all, I heard the rustling as she slipped her
skirt and tights down then I heard a splash which went on for a good
while therefore it was diahorrea. These splash poops happened a couple of
times before it was just little farts and a pee. I heard her wrip off
toilet roll lots of times to wipe then she washed her hands.
As she came out of the door a little bit of the smell hit me and she
looked, really, really embarassed as she knew I must have heard her. she
got back to making the sandwich and i noticed that her skirt was rolled
up at the front so i could see the top of her tights(although i didnt see
her underwear as the tights were jet black.) she must have seen me
looking and she said “oh im so sorry” and turned around and straightened
up the skirt. before i left she jokingly said “I had to do the toilet so
quickly that I didnt even pull up my skirt haha”
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Punk Rock Girl
Howzitgoin!
Well, I finally broke my streak. After a suspiciously long time enjoying
normal, solid BMs, I have been experiencing mushy dumps for the last week
or so. Not diarrhea, just soft, sticky glop.
I was so happy and excited every time it was time to crap. Now it’s like
I’m vomiting oatmeal out of my ass.
All good things come to an end, and now I’ve got bad shit coming out of
MY end. Bleah.
Peace.
PRG
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Anon
The difference in laxatives
There are two basic kinds that you take by mouth:
Stool softeners and bowel stimulants. The former are gentler than the
latter, although the latter are faster acting and more effective.
There’s nothing about them that’s inherently male or female.
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Kelly
I’m Kelly, 15 years old, 5’4″ size 8. At school last week during the last
lesson I needed the loo, not bad but had to go. I had had a stomach ache
the day before and had the runs but felt better so didn’t worry too much
about going. As it was my nans birthday and she was round our house for
dinner I wanted to get home quick so decided to wait till I got home to
go to the loo. I had a 35 min walk and it was quite a pleasant walk.
About 20 Min’s from home I became more desperate and started to hurry up
as I didn’t want to mess myself. As I hurried I felt my stomach churn and
I was getting quite worried by now because I though I was over the runs
but maybe I wasn’t. I came to a cross roads and was just about to cross
when this lorry bibbed his horn which scared the life out of me causing
me to jump. I stood there for what must have been no more than 30 seconds
and realized what I had done. I had totally filled my knickers. I had
tights on so it remained in my knickers but it wasn’t long before the
tears started to flow. I’m 15 and had just completely messed myself. I
had 5 more Min’s to walk home with a large warm bulge in my knickers. I
finally got home and run upstairs and into the bathroom. As I took my
tights and skirt off I turned and looked down to see my pink knickers
full of poop. I cleaned myself up and went down stairs to wish my nan
happy birthday. Later that evening my mum found my knickers which I had
cleaned as best I could and she said that I wasn’t to worry because she
had had an accident a few weeks earlier.
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Thursday, October 18, 2012
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Megan
Natasha- I have that happen sometimes- you feel desperate to poo but then
it turns out to be taking ages to start coming out once you sit down! I
also have a story from today about a door coming open- unfortunately I
was the one using the toilet at the time!
Today I was in my lectures and I starterd needing a poo. I had another
lecture right after this one, though, and I knew there wouldn’t be time
for me to have a poo in between, so I tried to ignore it and hold on
until after when I had a lunch break. I went to my other lecture with
some pressure down below and my poo waiting quietly but making its
presence felt ready to come out. Through the lecture I could feel the
urge to poo building slowly but surely. My bladder was filling up too and
by the end I was needing to head straight to a toilet once it finished.
It overran a bit so by the time I got out most people had left the
building. I went to the nearest toilets and there was no queue. I thought
one of the two cubicles was free but as I went to go in I realised a girl
was standing in there. I assumed she was just coming out, but she had her
bag on the floor by the door. She did come out, and I realised she seemed
to be wetting some paper and then wiping down the seat with it! She then
shut the door and I had to wait. I tried the other cubicle because the
lock was showing half vacant-half occupied, but it didn’t open and I
could hear a girl in there now so I stood there waiting. The girl who was
wiping the seat sat down and weed. Then there was silence for a minute.
Then I heard a plop from her as she started pooing. A couple of minures
later there was another plop. Then finally the other girl came out. I
went in, locked (or thought I did) the door, pulled down my jeans and
black knickers to my feet and sat down on the loo.
First came my wee and then a log slipped out with a crackle and a plop.
The other girl dropped another log too. A second log followed from me a
minute later. I had to push quite a bit to get the next piece out. It was
just about poking halfway out of my bum when someone came in. I heard her
walk up to my cubicle which, nearest the door, I assumed she was just
trying first to see if it was free. To my horror it started opening! I
quickly moved my hand and pushed against it but it opened about a third
of the way before she realised someone was using it. ‘Oh God, sorry!’ she
said, and pulled the door closed. I stood up, with my poo hanging out,
and made sure it was locked this time- I needed to finish my poo in
peace! I was pretty embarrassed about it and so was she I guess because
she left, presumably to find other toilets and avoid facing me when I
came out! I don’t think she saw my face and I didn’t see her, but she
definitely saw my leg and bum sitting on the toilet with my pants around
my ankles! It was embarrassing, especially because I was pooing, but it
wasn’t too bad because she didn’t see everything, just my thigh and bum,
and she didn’t see my face.
I sat back down and pushed out my log and then another followed. I wiped
and left. The clean girl was still in there pooing when I left. Of the
girl who had seen me on the loo there was no sign! This isn’t the first
time I’ve been caught sitting on the toilet while using a cubicle with a
dodgy lock- in fact it’s happened a few times, including at uni before. I
might post about some of the other times tomorrow!
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Penny
Skid marks
Hi all, have not posted in quite a while. Recently I have been getting
skids in my panties and on my g string, I am 58 so at first thought it
was old age and the valve not sealing properly, I then remembered a post
from some one way back saying that they would insert a finger to the
first knuckle with soap to clean out the last inch. Well I tried it!!
problem solved. I still lube with body cream after my shower. I was the
expert on the outdoor shit but my knees are a little stiff and sore these
days but I still remove one leg from my jeans and undies but now just
lean over legs wide apart, drop it from a hieght!!!
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Abbie
Poo today at school
Hi everyone, Abbie here again, sorry I haven’t managed to post in a
while. Will get to my latest story in a sec, after a few comments.
Megan- you sounded pretty desperate for a poo during your lecture, glad
you and Rhiannon made it out in time.
Natasha- thanks for your kind comments, as you said its really annoying
and uncomfortable if you need a poo during the day but don’t get time to
go at school. Its good that you plucked up the courage to ask to be
excused during a lesson the other day when you wanted a poo, its better
to do that than end up with dirty knickers, I just hope nobody commented
when you got back that you’d been gone a while. Like Megan said I hate to
ask to go to the toilet during a lesson if its a poo, my poos are often
really hard and dry and I only go every three or four days so I can be on
the loo for 15 or 20 minutes, thats why quite often its hard to find the
time to go while I’m at school. You mentioned a couple of posts back that
you felt sorry for a girl who sounded constipated when you were on the
loo at lunchtime, do you ever find it hard to push your poo out?
Anyway, back to todays story, I got to school late so didn’t get chance
to go to the loo before lessons. By morning break I could feel a big poo
was on its way but I was pretty sure I’d be able to wait until lunchtime.
I was getting quite desperate the lesson before lunch but nothing I
couldn’t handle, I decided I’d go to the toilet straight away to give
myself plenty of time, the only drawback with that was there was a
massive queue. Judging by how slowly cubicles were being freed up a lot
of other girls needed a poo as well, by the time I got a cubicle I was
actually having to clench my bum to stop my poo from poking out into my
knickers. I quickly locked the door, pulled down my skirt, tights and
pink and blue stripy knickers and sat on the toilet. I had a quick wee
and then felt my poo starting to slide out, after the tip was out I took
a deep breath and bore down hard, as usual the log was really wide and
knobbly and I groaned slightly as it slowly made its way out. I could
hear the girl next door panting and grunting as she strained to poo so at
least I wasn’t on my own, I kept on pushing hard and couldn’t help
letting some grunts out. Eventually I’d worked the widest part through
and shortly after the first log splashed into the bowl, a few seconds
later the girl next door made a loud plop and sighed with releaf. Another
log started to slide out straight away but this one wasn’t as wide so it
didn’t take as much effort to pass. Next door I heard the girl wiping her
bum and then she flushed and went out of her cubicle. I pushed out a
couple more softer poos and then I felt empty so I took some toilet roll
and started to wipe my bottom. Unfortunately before I was properly clean
I ran out of loo roll, I pulled up my knickers, tights and skirt, flushed
and came out of my cubicle but all the others were taken so I couldn’t
take any paper off another roll. I got through the afternoon feeling much
happier and went for a wee as soon as I got home, I made sure I finished
wiping my bum then and also put clean knickers on as the ones I’d been
wearing had got bad skidmarks. Will post again soon, bye for now!!
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Janette
Accident around my neighbour
Hi,
Janette here (from page 2212 and onwards!) , been long since I’ve posted
here. Feels good to be back, reading everyone else’s posts..
This was during my engineering days, I was 19. I had had a very hectic
day at college, with a lot of submissions to do. Between all of that I
had a heavy lunch at the college canteen during the break. Anyway, so I
was walking back home from college with my project partner, so we could
work at home. The walk is typically a 15 min walk.
I was feeling this continuous pressure to poop. I was passing gas
silently, all the time. About 5 mins into the walk, the urge got
uncontrollable. But luckily, an SUV pulled over. Turned out, one of my
neighbours was heading home with her family,and she offered to give me
and my friend a ride home. I figured, cool I can reach home earlier.
I was sitting in the SUV with my friend, and the neighbours children –
boys , one was 15 and the other was 12 then. I had known this family
since my childhood, so they were pretty close.
A few minutes later, I did it in my jeans. It came out slowly and filled
my rear. It was smooth and mushy poop and a few seconds later the smell
rose and filled the air conditioned car. My house was nearing now, just
2-3 blocks away. The neighbour knew about my pooping accidents history,
but still she immediately asked here 12 year old son, whether he had done
it in his pants. He ofcourse denied. I was all red with embarrassment and
everyone could smell the rotten-egg odour. My friend then asked me if I
had soiled. I couldn’t bring myself to reply, so she bent over and
checked my bottom with her hand. She then told the others that it was me.
It was very humiliating.
My friend and the neighbour took me to my house. The boys went to their
house, didn’t come over. My mom opened the door, and as soon as she saw
me and smelled, she knew. She checked my rear to confirm, and sighed.
After having cleaned up, we continued with our project work, filled with
awkward silences.
Thanks,
Janette
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Anne
Poop at the Supermarket
Today I was buying a fair deal of groceries, and I felt a poo urge when I
was nearly done shopping. It had only been 2 days since my last poop, and
I figured I’d better go for it. I’ve been quite constipated for most of
the past month and a half and have been trying various things- more
water, more fiber, etc… Now it appears I might be getting a handle on
this pregnant pooping thing after all.
I left my cart and went into the 3 stall bathroom, pulled down my black
yoga pants and plain white cotton bikini panties and sat. I relaxed and
started to pee, and felt the usual warmth of the pee cascading off at
various angles from my pubic mound- when I don’t have to go desperately I
usually pee not a stream but have it run off at different places. It
makes a soft hissing/timkling sound when I pee like this, not a loud
splashing when I push and do a hard stream. I like peeing this way- it’s
relaxing.
When I was done peeing I sat for another minute or so until I felt a poop
begin to emerge. It didn’t seem quite as wide as my constipated
baseball-bat poops, but I could still plainly sense the length of it as
it moved out at a moderate pace. I relaxed and enjoyed it for several
minutes before it went “thunk” into the bowl. I pushed, and farted a big
raspy fart. I heard a giggle from 2 stalls down, but I never found out
who laughed at my fart.
I stood up and looked into the bowl. There was a coil of light brown poop
perhaps 1.5 inches thick circling all around the bowl and going down into
the drain hole. I then made a wad of paper and wiped my bum once standing
up, then dropped the paper into the middle of the toilet. The net effect
looked like a cirlce with a bulls-eye in the middle. I laughed and took a
cell phone photo of it to show my fiance. I pulled up my clothes,
flushed, washed my hands, and exited, paying for my purchases and leaving
the store. I made several other retail-oriented stops and got home an
hour after leaving the supermarket.
After arriving home I went to my bathroom and got ready to shower, for I
had been at the gym prior to shopping. I took of my underwear and looked
in them, and I had a significant, long skidmark. The poo must have been
softer than I thought and my wipe likely smeared more than it removed- oh
well, it happens! I put my stinky panties on the vanity to scrub them out
later on and took my shower.
On a final note for now, I realise I’ve never described my appearance:
I’m 6 foot 2 (yes tall for a lady I know!) and 180 lbs, and I have pale
skin and bright red hair, thick and wavy and halfway down my back. I have
long arms and legs, lots of freckles and wide hips and a generous bottom.
I’m 40 years old, but I’ve been told I look ten years younger than I am-
and I certainly feel that way. When I go places with my 30 yr old fiance,
most people think we’re the same age.
See ya later!
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worker
to lisa
I too enjoy a good outdoor squat crap. They come out easier and faster
because our colons were designed to go in this position. Sitting kinks
the colon causing cramps and hemmoroids.
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Tuesday, October 16, 2012
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Natasha
After school today, I was due to meet up with some friends from school to
study. I had needed to poo since the lesson after lunch, and so I had to
poo quite badly by the time school let out. I stopped by my house to have
a quick poo.
When I got home, the main toilet was busy. I went to the toilet in our
laundry. I closed the door, pulled down my school skirt and blue stripey
knickers, and sat down. I was hoping for a quick poo, but despite having
to go so badly while walking home, it took ages for me to actually start
pooing. I let out two or three long soft poos then wiped and flushed. I
changed out of my school uniform before heading off to meet the study
group.
The group chose to meet at a coffeehouse nearby the school, as many of
the members like coffee. I don’t, so I ordered a tea instead. Anyway, we
studied and chatted, and after an hour or so I needed a wee. I excused
myself and went to the toilet. I opened the door and saw a woman sitting
on the toilet. I immediately apologized and closed the door, waiting
outside until she was done.
She came out a few minutes later, and I apologized again. She said it was
her fault for forgetting to lock the door. I went in, making sure I did
lock, and the room smelled strongly of the woman’s poo. I sat right down
and had a good wee, then I returned to the group.
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PN
Gendered Laxatives
Related to Tracygirl’s post about Dulcolax for Women: I’ve often wondered
what is special about laxatives advertised as being for women (like
Correctol). What makes a laxative gendered, is it just labelling and
marketing, or is there actually some difference in the formula for some
biological reason?
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Brandon T
comments & stuff
To: Chelsea as always another great story it sounds like you had an
interesting gassing up your room and it you sounds like you had a pretty
good poop and it sounds like your sister had to go alot to and I bet she
felt pretty great afterwards to and a lil lighter to and as always I look
forward to your next post thanks.
To: Marc good story about that girl really needing to pee it sounds like
she was beyond desperate.
To: Heidi as always another great story it sounds like you really had to
go and hopefuly that girl will be able to poop soon and great desperate
pee story as well and finaly great story about your poop at home it
sounds like you and your mom have gotten use to eachother being seen on
the toilet and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Tracygirl great story it sounds like that ducolax really helped you
out and I bet you felt alot better after wards to and I look forward to
your next post thanks.
To: Natasha great story about your desperate pee at the doctors office it
sounds like you really had to go and as always I look forward to your
next post thanks.
To: Anne as always another great story it sounds like you had a great
poop outside and a clean one to those are the best knind and as always I
look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Noah good catch on that show
To: Mystery Poster Hermes I think great story about woods pooping.
To: Megan as always another great story it sounds like you had a great
reliving poop and pee in that train station bathroom and great story
about you and your freind Rhianon pooping and peeing together it sounds
like you both really had to go and as always I look forward to your next
post thanks.
To: Desperate To Poop as always another great desperation story it sounds
like you were secondsd away from having an accident when that toilet
opened up at least you made it and as always I look forward to your next
post thanks.
About an hour ago I heard a woman poop at that bookstore I heard her pee
then fart and a couple plops it was a quick poop.
Well thats all for now.
Sincerly Brandon T
PS. I love this site
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Lucy
Hi! I am new to this site and this is my first time posting!
I love the feeling of pushing out a big load so I always try to hold it
for a few days (or more) before I go.
I had been with-holding from dropping a load for around two weeks! By now
my ???? felt very uncomfortable and there was some noticeable bloating.
One day I was shopping at a thrift store and suddenly had the insane urge
to go #2. This urge was to strong to with hold so I quickly went to the
ladies room. The restroom was currently occupied so I had to wait. I was
clenching my butt cheeks together very tight to prevent from crapping
myself. Thankfully the girl using it finished very soon and I ran in. I
quickly covered the seat in tp and sat down. I gave a hard push and the
turd started to come out. I continued to push slowly (to savor the
feeling) and it all came out. I then sat up to look at my massive dump.
It had to be over a foot long wrapping around the bowl and piling up in
the middle, all in one piece. It was the largest crap I have ever taken
and it felt amazing. I sat back down to pee and wiped. I decided to just
leave it and didn’t bother trying to flush.
By the way Ive been holding in another so I’ll be posting again soon!
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Observant Guy
Friday & Mondays Observations.
Hello everyone,
I have some observations to report.
Friday:
I woke up earlier than normal on friday morning, The Mrs had gone in
early to get a few things done so she left around 645am. Around 7am,I
heard the heavy steps of the Blonde who lives directly upstairs from me.
The steps went straight from the bed to the bathroom. I got up ran in my
bathroom, shut the door and took my position to overhear some possible
business…
There was some silence, then the piddle of liquid on liquid informing me
that she was peeing. Then it got quiet again… the short silence was
broken by a airy buzz…I thought it might have been my phone, but it
wasnt. there was a sigh and then 10 seconds of silence and then the
toilet flushed! I had heard my blonde neighbor taking her morning poop.
within 45 minutes of that, I saw her leave for work. I now need to try
and listen again to confirm.
Monday evening:
While eating dinner, I heard the car horn signaling the locking and
arming of a Honda Accord. The Accord belongs to Evelyn. I heard her enter
the building, she was talking on her phone in spanish. She entered her
apartment, and I heard her steps and voice head for her room.
I went to my listening post heard her enter her bathroom, then came the
rustle of clothing and the tinkling of pee and a small fart followed by a
flush… guess she had gas…
about 30 minutes later her roomate Adrianna walked in the building. I saw
her enter because I was talking to the lady across the hall named Grace.
Grace was living alone for the first year that I knew her while she
finished law school. then came her oldest son and husband. I wished I had
a chance to hear her poop. last time I observed an african lady poop was
7 years ago. my friend nellie took these big dumps that stunk like meat,
and they were yellowish in color.
But anyway… I cut the convo short got in muted my TV and took up
position in my front listening post. Listening wasnt easy because my
stomach started gurgling while digesting my dinner, and the blonde and
her roomate/boyfriend were having an argument and I was barely able to
hear Adrianna going pee. I think she had the door open and was also
engaged in conversation (though not hostile like upstairs) with Evelyn
because I never heard it close. I heard the toilet flush and then there
was the sound of steps leaving the bathroom.
Thats all I got for now… I’m going to put some effort into listening
tomorrow morning, before I start gaming it up.
Observant Guy
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