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Jasmin K

Replies to Linda, JW and others

Linda

Yes I have Hemorrhoids (piles) they get really bad some times,I often
have to have a pad in my knickers because of them.
When did you first get Hemorrhoids ? I am not exactly sure when I first
got them,I had a swelling poking out from my anus during a particularly
bad bout of constipation when I was 10 which dissapeared after a couple
of days after I did the poo. I remember that cos I was off school that
time with ???? Ache so I could keep going on the toilet, I got an extra
couple of days off after I did it for my bum to get better, now I have
like a fold of skin that sticks out from my anus and is always there
which swells every time I poo also now when I strain really hard the
inside of my anus comes out. Even as a younger child my anus used to
bleed from straining hard and not just when a hard poo came out.
Were you made to sit on the toilet untill you did something only when you
were constipated or was that a daily thing like it was for me?

I never had any meds for constipation I was just given a chocolate bar or
something and told to go on the toilet and poo. I suppose I sort of knew
back then that chocolate and sweets made me more constipated as every
time I ate lots of either of them I got really bad and my poo got really
big and hard, It never stopped me eating them though.

I used to get the liquid poo leaking especially when I was younger and
also a jelly like lube which I got alot when I wasnt constipated but I
was straining hard to make my self poo. I had some special absorbant
knickers that had a leak proof lining to wear to school, I also used
these when I made it bleed, then when I started high school I used
scrunched up toilet paper in my knickers and occasionally sanitary pads
if I had one available when it was really bad or leaking liquid poo or
bum lube alot, nowadays I wear a sanitary pad after most

JW
I never really though too much about having my mum stood there and her
hearing me straining etc.When I was younger I know it was to make sure I
stayed sat on the toilet and to make sure I didnt mess about and kept
trying to poo, As I got older she came in to see what was happening and
then would leave me alone for a while coming back to check on progress
and to decide if I had done enough.
Ive never had and Enema, I think knowing that you would get into trouble
If you didnt do something made sure you made yourself poo.
My best friend also gets bad constipation alot so we help eachother by
giving ???? rubs, or pressing on ???? area whilst you strain etc o being
in the bathroom or cubicle with each at school giving encouragment. If
you read some of my old posts there are several posts where Ive talked
about this sort of thing.

And for xD

See above re helping friends/being helped.
As for turd sise it varies depending on how long Ive been constipated
for, often they are lumps or pebbles so hard to say how big, when they
are a log its usually knobbly and breaks off as it comes out but there
can be several pieces 4,or 6 inches and really fat especially if its been
one that was stuck inside my anus where as Ive strained softer poo has
gone round it which then hardens and makes it fatter thats when they are
logs or turds, when its stuck higher up inside its usually pebbles.
My friend who has been constipated for nearly a week did a poo last night
at my house, it took her an hour and it was about 10 inches and solid and
just not quite as fat as a coke can, it tore her anus coming out, her
anus was still bleding when she went on the toilet in school this
morning, I went in with her after I had finished and she did another 2, 8
inch logs, not quite as fat as befor but solid.

Gotta go
Jas K

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Phil

Post Title (optional) Answer to survey

1. Are you circumcised?
No
2. Are you from the USA?
No
3. What types of underwear do you wear?
Normal undies
4. When you sit and poop, do you hold your penis down?
No, not necessary
5. Do you usually stand to pee?
Yes, I do except if I have to pee in the middle of the night. Since one
must aim if peeing in a standing position and since I do not want to turn
on the light to do so, I just sit on the toilet
6. How old are you?
56
7. Did you have peeing contests with other boys when you were a kid?
Yes, and often won the distance
8. Do you use urinals?
Yes

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Snoopy poopy

24 year old girl

I am also just blowen away by toileting anywhere outside inside and into
random things to.
1- yes I am
2-yes from Pennsylvania
3-boxers
4-I kinda tuck and fold it between my sack and thigh
5-I always stand to pee unless I’m taking a poop
6-25
7-yea to see who could pee the farest, highest and fastest lol we still
do sometimes when were drunk lol
8-yea everyday

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Dominic

Response to Dude in Distress / Survey

I haven’t posted here in a while, but figured I would.

Lately I’ve been eating kinda badly so I’ve been constipated. The other
day I tried to poop three times in one day, but nothing happened each
time, until finally late at night I got a slight urge and decided I was
going to get it out no matter what. I squatted over the toilet to do
that–finally got out several hard lumps of dark brown constipated poop.
It had been almost three days and I was worried I was gonna get a
hemorrhoid from all the pushing that I did.

@Dude in Distress – You sound exactly like me. I’m constipated all the
time and I don’t really know why, but most of my movements are pretty
difficult. I also squat sometimes to help, other times I just sit on the
toilet and push it out. And I’ve definitely had to manually remove it
sometimes. Do you use enemas and suppositories ever? Thanks.

@24-year-old girl – survey answers

1. Are you circumcised? – Yes, I am circumcised
2. Are you from the USA? – I am from the USA
3. What types of underwear do you wear? – I usually wear briefs most
often, but sometimes boxer-briefs. I rarely ever wear boxers.
4. When you sit and poop, do you hold your penis down? – I hold my penis
down when I poop, since I usually pee at the same time.
5. Do you usually stand to pee? – I usually stand to pee but sometimes I
sit if I’m being lazy.
6. How old are you? – I’m 18.
7. Did you have peeing contests with other boys when you were a kid? –
Mainly with my twin brother lol, but sometimes with a couple friends.
8. Do you use urinals? – Sometimes, but other times I get “pee shy” and
can’t pee in them when I try lol.

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Jemma

the problem with being desperate for a poo, stuck in traffic

Hey!
Firstly thank you to those for their condolences since I lost our baby…
very kind, thanks.

on Friday I had an appointment up north at someone’s house which meant I
needed to drive on a motorway.
I started my journey & 30 mins into it i got the urge for a huge poo. I
felt horrid.
An hour in to it I was stuck in traffic at a standstill for ages.
desperate to poo!!
Clenching my buttocks in my seat. It was one of those poos where I
couldn’t fart either as I was so desperate.
Once we got moving I knew some services nearby & decided I’d have to poo
there.
eventually I got parked up in the services & rushed to the loo.
taking my short black skirt & tights & black knickers down, I plonked my
buttocks on the seat & immediately let loose a mountain of loose plops.
Plop…plop…Plop Plop Plop Plop, ….plop…Plop Plop plop plop plop
plop….plop….plop…plop plop! 17 plops, I wiped 5 times & got
dressed, refreshed my hair & make up & sprayed my perfume ready to head
north on the motorway (still busy but at least I was feeling fresh!)
again.
j xx

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Tuesday, April 08, 2014

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Well….can’t understand why I can post from home…I hope the webmaster
can work something out from the error messages that I have sent, but I’m
down at our holiday retreat for a couple of days, and have no probs using
the wifi 🙂
To Brandon T…my sister in law Sandra always comes out of the toilet
with a smile when she’s had a poo at our house, whenever I’ve seen her 🙂
A few days ago, I remembered my first ever toilet experience with a
girl…nothing too close, but nice at the time. It was about the same
time in my life as the swimming pool toilet experiences…I must have
been 12 or 13….
Well….a couple who lived next door but one to us had no children of
their own, but regularly had their niece stay with them….she was
blonde, shoulder length wavy hair, about my height, just developing a
more mature female shape, and VERY pretty….despite being very shy, I
got to know her, and we’d mess about together in the back garden, or
local park, even went swimming together….her name was Teresa, and I
found out she was a couple of months older than me. Well, one day we
playing in the garden, knocking a ball back and forth against the wall
with a couple of tennis racquets….all very simple and innocent…
Suddenly she stopped, frowned, and held her ????, and said sorry….I
have to go toilet….well…those houses had an outside loo, as well as
inside bathrooms…dates from when the old places were built.
We were right next to it…she went in, and as she did, looked at me, and
said don’t listen…..well….as if….she might have just as well said
come and watch 🙂
She shut the door. Incidentally, she was wearing white shorts, and a blue
and white striped T shirt…something I’ve never forgotten.
It was very quiet, and I heard her shuffle about as she pulled her shorts
down…I wondered if they were around her knees or ankles……I didn’t
expect to hear what I did…the old fashioned toilet pan was quite high,
so this seemed to amplify any noise…the seat was a long way above the
water, unlike some American pans I’ve seen. There was a short but loud
pffffmmmmppptttt…followed by PLOP PLOP PLOP, then a very loud tinkling
noise as she had a wee. this was followed by a quieter plop
plop…straightaway I heard her pull paper off the roll holder, she wiped
about 4 times and flushed….
She came out, and glared at me…I hope you weren’t listening……then
she sort of smiled, and said did you think I was quick? I thought I was
quick, and I had to use paper as well…. (her way of saying she had a
poo). Then she added…It didn’t smell much either….I thought is was a
bit weird that she didn’t want me to be listening, but gave me a pretty
good description of what she had done…sadly I didn’t think to go in and
find out if she had left much smell or not….She then started to tell me
all about her younger sister Angie, who no one would directly follow in
the bathroom, as she did such stinky poo’s…..she seemed to think it
very funny that everyone knew when Angie had been for a poo…..
That was my first realisation that girls actually poo 🙂

I’ll tell you what I’ve heard in the unisex loo’s at work soon.

Best Wishes

George

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Danielle ^_^

Survey!!

Hey, I’m back and I’m going to do a random survey.
1. Do you think farting is funny? It can be but it depends on the
situation. Like some sound funny at times.

2. What’s your reaction when random people fart in public?
I don’t normally have a big reaction unless it was a really big fart,
then I’ll be like That was Awesome or That one really stinks….

3. Have you ever farted in public before?
Yes I have. In stores, school, outside in general.
4. What’s your longest fart?
I think my longest fart would be about 5 seconds.
5. Did you ever fart in class at school before?
Yes to that also. I mostly have farted in the hallways or in band but in
either case people haven’t really heard them.

6. What are your and other people’s reactions when someone farts in
class? Other people usually laugh or get grossed out at farts. Or make
big jokes about it. My friend Grant farted in my Social Studies class and
he said that the teacher farted instead. We all laughed at our teacher’s
reaction to that.

7. Based on your opinion, in a relationship, when should couples start
farting around each other? I think whenever the couple feels comfortable
with honestly. Some couples are more awkward and others are comfortable
with doing anything with each other. But its natural so they should be
okay with it.

8. Based on your opinion, Which gender do you think farts more? Guys or
Girls? Guys.

9. Do you have any farting stories/experiences that you would like to
share? Sometimes I fart near my friend Alex who plays flute with me in
band. She is just a friend and I always wonder if she hears them or not.
Like they sound loud to me but she never says anything if she hears them
or not.
Thank you for the survey. It was a fun survey 😀

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Dude in distress

To josh

All of my movements are difficult. I have been constipated since I was a
kid and doctors don’t really know why. I do frequently squat to and it
does help. I am usually able to deal with it but every once in a while I
will have a particularly large hard stool that takes a lot of effort to
pass. This most recent episode was pretty bad. The stool came out about
an inch and then wouldn’t budge. It stayed stuck there for a good hour
and I was becoming frantic because my hole was stretched open for so long
it really started to hurt. FINALLY I
managed to manually get things moving. I was exhausted after.

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Linda

Post Title (optional) To Jasmin K

Thanks for answering my survey questions. It sounds like you had a
similar time to me as a child, with bad constipation. I was also badly
constipated when I was around 6 or 7 and it lasted for about a year. I
was extremely constipated most of the time. Liquid poo came out, past a
huge, hard mass of poo in my rectum. I had to wear sanitary pads in my
knickers so they didn’t get dirty – the liquid poo came out
uncontrollably. I had to take medication for my constipation too (I can’t
remember what it was now).I also remember when I was even younger than
that, being constipated a lot. When I was learning to use the toilet, my
Mum had a special seat that fitted on the normal toilet, so I could use
it. I remember my Mum using a soap enema and sticking it into my anus a
few times. And just like you, I was made to sit on the toilet until
something came out (when I was really constipated) and it was often for
an hour or more. Most of the time I couldn’t get anything out in those
situations.

I think that is why I’m prone to constipation as an adult because I had
it so bad as a kid. When I was in high school, I had a hard time and I
was often backed up. I also love chocolate and that makes me constipated.
I know I shouldn’t eat it at all but sometimes I just can’t resist it.
And when I eat it, I tend to eat a huge amount.

Do you have hemarrhoids?? I’ve got them from being constipated so much.

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Linda

Post Title (optional) Having some trouble with constipation

The last time I posted, I had just got over a bout of constipation and
then I managed to get constipated again, straight away!! I went 3 days
without pooping but I was able to drop my load at home. As usual, it took
me a very long time (nearly 2 hours) on the toilet, to push the poos out.
I had been eating lots of chocolate that week, which is why I got
constipated so quickly.

Since then, I’ve been a bit constipated but it hasn’t been too bad. I’ve
been eating high fibre cereal every morning for breakfast and drinking
lots of water. It has been taking me a bit of time on the toilet (at
least 30 minutes each time) but not as bad as before.

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Questions for Jasmin K

I found you answers to questions most interesting and I’d like to know
how you felt about having your Mum standing there while you were
straining? Where there times when you would have liked some privacy? My
Mom did much the same thing yours did when I was young (4-6 yrs) There
were times when I wished she would go away. I often grunted when I
strained and I hated that my Mom heard me, why I don’t know.
Also were you given enemas as a kid. That seemed to be my mother’s go to
method of making me poop if I couldn’t on my own.
You also said that sometime you and your friend would help each other
when constipated…what exactly did you do for each other?

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for jasmin k

Hi, I really like your posts about constipated turds. Could you please
share some stories about constipated buddy dumps with your friends? You
know, how you help each other out and how big are the turs once you
manage to push them out? Thanks, love your stories xD

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Sunday, April 06, 2014

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Annie

Toddler resisting potty training and my loose bowels

Hi all :)Thank you for all the advice about helping my friend potty train
her 2 year old son. At first it was going well. She was putting him on
the potty every day after his nap and he used it (to pee anyway. He would
poop in his diaper later). Lately he has started fighting her on using
the potty (flat out refusing to use it and throwing tantrums) so I told
her to try again in a few months to see if he will be ready then. No
point trying to push him to use it now if all he’s going to do is fight
her on it and scream/cry. Worst part was, not only did he resist using
the potty yesterday (Friday) he also refused to wear a diaper! She told
me she put a pair of pants on him and he peed his pants AND had diarrhea
in them. You can imagine the mess. Luckily at our place there is hard
wood floor, no carpeting. But she hand washes a lot of her clothes so you
imagine the mess she will have to clean up. Yuck. For now he will
continue to wear diapers. I’ve given her a bunch of tips on how to potty
train her son (from forums. Things like reading him stories, taking him
shopping for “big boy” underwear, sticker charts, etc) so we will see how
it goes and I will continue to update on his progress.

As for MY bowels, they’re still pretty iffy. I’m still doing massive
piles of mushy crap every day (sometimes more than once a day) that stick
to the toilet bowl. My bowels seem a bit loose. It’s INCREDIBLY hard to
clean up afterwards because my BMs are so messy. TP does NOT suffice so I
end up having to shower multiple times to get clean. What a pain. Any
idea what I can do to make my bowels a bit less loose? I don’t want to go
back to rock hard turds but I don’t want them SO loose and disgusting
either. Thanks! I’ve been tempted to do a panty poop (on purpose) since I
haven’t done it in years but not with my bowels in its current state. The
mess would go EVERYWHERE and the stains would likely NOT come out of my
undies. But a nice soft or solid-ish poop, yes.

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Yan
Some of us Asians squat due to our culture. I was taught to sit and squat
on toilets or over them. Some of my schoolmates squatted on the bowl or
over it because they had a floor toilet at home.

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Yan
Hannah: I always wake up with an erection and a full bladder. During the
day, when I have to rest my bowels or pee, my penis is erect. My teachers
are good and let me leave class without asking.

To you squatters: I saw plenty of it overseas. I have done a few and some
boys at my school squat. I used squat toilets and I squatted on regular
toilets.

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Tlana

Grams & Skidmarked Underwear

When my grandma visited us recently, as always, she insisted in helping
my mom with the housework and chores. Grams did several loads of laundry,
one of which was from the hamper in my room which included at least a
weeks worth of underwear. Unlike my mom who knows why I have frequent
brown skid marks in my underwear, Grams didn’t and she asked me why I
wasn’t wiping good enough. She said I need to take the time to wipe
thoroughly and I had to tell her more of the story about the problems of
using the bathrooms at school. I gave her the arguments. Some mornings
after my bus arrives at school, I have less than 10 minutes to go to the
bathroom, get to my locker and then 1st hour. So I’ll go in, sit down and
luckily my soft poo comes fast. But then I pull down one of those 4×4
inch cut pieces of toilet paper and one or two wipes as I prepare to get
off the seat just don’t do the job. Often the warning bell rings just
after I seat myself and I have to pull up my underwear and jeans and run
to class so that I don’t get a detention. A few times the small piece of
toilet paper doesn’t protect me so I get some poo on my fingers or thumb
and just stopping to wash my hands has sometimes caused me to be late.
Detentions add up. If I am able to get teacher permission and sign out of
class, I can sit down and continue my wiping, but by then the skid marks
are done. And the time we have between classes is hardly enough to get a
full wee in before the warning bell rings.

So in delivering my clean underwear Grams sat me down and lectured me.
First, she said I should get up early and have my poo at home. When she
was my age (back in like the ’50s) she would get up at like 5:30 a.m. for
school and she doesn’t recall ever pooing at school. Second, she said the
bathrooms had those ass-gaskets in each cubicle and she said I am wrong
to sit butt down on the actual toilet seat. She and I had our first
disagreement over that four years ago when she treated me to a concert on
my birthday and she noticed that I seated myself bare butt down on the
toilet without any cover on the seat.

I know I’m going to probably start doing my own laundry when Grams visits
next time.

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Brandon T

comments & stuff

To: Christa great story.

To: Crystal as always another great pooping story it sounds like you had
a pretty good poop and I look forward to reading more of your stories
thanks.

To: Abby as always another great story and yeah I bet you felt better
after getting that monster out of you and I look forward to your next
post thanks.

To: Annie as always another great story it might be something your eating
that causing your poop to be like that.

To: Barbie great accident story.

To: Secret Pooper great story it sounds like you had a major cleanout and
I bet you fet pretty great afterwards to and I look forward to your next
post thanks.

Well thats all for now.

Sincerly Brandon T

PS. I love this site

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24 year old girl

Survey for Men

1. Are you circumcised?
2. Are you from the USA?
3. What types of underwear do you wear?
4. When you sit and poop, do you hold your penis down?
5. Do you usually stand to pee?
6. How old are you?
7. Did you have peeing contests with other boys when you were a kid?
8. Do you use urinals?

This is my first post. I have been fascinated with toileting since I was
a little kid. Personally, I prefer circumcised and if guys stand to pee.
I have always been jealous of that and think that if you sit down, how
are you different from a girl? Please answer my survey. By the way, I am
from Indiana.

Thanks!

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Crystal

What come in will come out

hello everyone, yesterday after trying on my wedding, I felt a very
strong surgery to take a poop, so my step mother mother in law and Deiese
helped me get out the dress, so once out of it just was undergraments, so
my step mom walked in back of me and Deiese walked in front of me and
mother in law gave me my skirt so I slipped that back on, went into the
ladies restroom with my step mom, she took first stall I took one next to
her, quickly lowered my skirt and panties place my butt on the seat
immediate my hole open up turds start falling out plop plop plop plop
then got a breathe in my step mom start laughing saying I feel sure feel
for poor Marcus going spend, hundreds a lone on toilet paper, I said
maybe so but atleast it be on toilet paper instead of air freshness, she
said whatever you stink too I said ya but not awful lol, she said hold
that straining, while I drop a few more felt much better, she asked me
what I ate, greens, spinach, wheat pita beard and slice of a Turkey
breast and warm cup of carrot and tomato juice, so wiped like 4 times to
be on safe side flush, pulled up my panties and skirt washed my hands,
knock on her door, I came in rubbing her stomach she felt very poopie,
afterwards while rubbing stomach I heard some good splashes, she smiling
said thanks, I said no problem left got a phone call from Marcus telling
me he love me so after she came out bathroom, I end getting my dress but
bought it online, but never knew how panties be different, but nevermind
got run errands still, love this site

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Natasha
Hi everyone. I have a story from Friday. It was during gym when I felt a
need to do a poo. I hadn’t pooed in three days then, and I was afraid
that if I didn’t go, I’d end up having a rough time pooing later on. So,
I asked the teacher if I could go to the toilets and she said yes.

I went to the toilet block and another girl was going in to one of the
cubicles. I took the other cubicle. We began weeing at about the same
time, and she finished shortly before I did. Then we were both sitting
there in silence for a time. I could feel a poo almost ready and was
giving it little pushes. Suddenly, the other girl did a loud fart and
then there were three quick plops.

My poo was coming out then, as she continued to do several plops and
splashes. The poo broke off but right away another poo was on its way
out. She finished up and started wiping, while I gently pushed out my
second poo. She flushed and left the cubicle and started washing her
hands.

After she left the toilets, I stayed and kept pooing. My poo broke off
and I was feeling better, but still not fully done. I knew I needed to
get back soon though, as I’d been gone for a while. I gave a big strong
push and did two short poos, before rolling off toilet roll to wipe. I
flushed and washed my hands and left the toilet block.

Well, that’s it for my story. Bye!

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Timee
Mr. Clogs: Come to a Holiness church. I hear them deacons make a lot of
noise. You should hear the ladies and the girls. The deacons and
deaconesses are not afraid to break wind.

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Sunday, April 06, 2014

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Ken
For the curious skidmark girl:

1. do you wipe each and ever time or most of the time after a toilet pee

Yeah, of course. I make sure i get all the piss, i hate feeling wet in my
underwear.

2. how many times on average after a dump

At least four times, but once i counted up to fifteen because i had
really messy diarrhoea.

3. has the toilet tissue ever tore or broke when wiping

Yep. It was pretty disgusting feeling it break, but i just got more tp to
wipe my ass.

4. ever feel you wiped too much

Sometimes, because the tp outside at work is kinda rough and sometimes
hurts my asshole.

5. do you only wipe a few times with same tissue, or fold and go further

I usually just wipe once.

6. how much do you spend on toilet tissue each week and does it last long

A standard roll lasts me maybe two weeks or less, i guess.

7. ever use moist, damp, or formulated toilet tissue wipes and does it
really work better

Nope, never used them. They tear too easily!

8. ever been in public restroom and seen flushed toilet tissue especially
messy such

Yep, in the bowl. It’s pretty disgusting.

9. have your toilet tissue ever clogged the toilet

Yes, though i took a monster dump that day and i think my turd clogged
more of it than the toilet paper.

10. ever been in a public restroom and heard someone else wiping after a
dump. what did to sound like and times

A couple of times. One time, I had diarrhoea and was trying not to moan,
then i heard someone in the next stall groaning loudly while releasing
what sounded like a huge gush of watery shit. It only lasted a few
minutes, then i heard the toilet roll spinning on the holder. They wiped
twice, flushed, and left.

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Josh

comments

STEVEN: i dont think its bad to have fiber one bars daily if it helps. I
use them a lot too because my parents always tell me to eat one because
it helps manage my constipation. i also have a lot of raisin bran or high
fiber cereal and that seems to make things a little better.

DUDE IN DISTRESS: how often do you have difficult movements? do you ever
squat to have a movement? does it help?

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Jasmin K

Questions and answers

Hi As Ive not posted for ages I thought I would answer Lindas
Constipation survey

What food makes you the most constipated? It seems most things when I am
being prone to constipation, when younger it was Dairy products, sweets
and chocolate.

When you’re constipated, do your poos always get stuck in your anus, when
your trying to push them out? Yes they are often stuck and wont come
through my Anus no matter how hard I strain

What do you do when that happens? Keep straining. If I dont have the time
I just give up. If its poking out I try to draw it back up or break it
off. When I was younger and occasionally now that gave me dirty knickers.

Have you always suffered with constipation or has it just been as you got
older? Ive always had constipation alot. It was really bad when I was a
child – it was most of the time. My mum told me I was a very constipated
baby and was constipated during potty training. I remember starting
school and always being constipated. I was made to sit on the toilet
straining every morning before school for up to an hour, mum standing
there telling me to strain harder, and again in the evening when if I
didnt do it I got into trouble.

Have you ever needed a manual disimpaction? Not as such, When I was
younger Mum would sometimes feel my anus when I was straining checking
for the illusive poo, occasionally inserting a finger and wiggling it
which sometime brought a poo out.

Have you ever spent an hour or more on the toilet when doing a poo?? Oh
yes more than an hour on many occasions, as a child regularly 2 or more
hours – I had to stay there untill I did something.

Have you let someone else watch you, while you were struggling to get a
poo out, on the toilet? Yes on a lot of occasions especially when I was
older when I got in the habit of pooing at school, my best friends came
into the cubical with me and also done this at home with a friend
watching.
Could they see the poo as it came out? Yes especially if I had my feet
and legs raised as this helps it come out.

Do you have close friend that also get constipated? Yes my best frien is
often constipated, we help eachother.
Have you ever had a buddy dump with them, while constipated? Sort of,
Most mornings we have adjoining stalls at school but also when at each
other houses, one on the toilet and 1 squatting on the floor or over the
edge of the bath.

Do you have friends who you can openly talk about constipation with and
you can go into lots of detail? Yes my best friend.It is also talked
about at home as my sister is also constipated alot.
I am open about getting constioated and poo in general

I am actually constipated at the moment 3 days so far – Its a very hard
piece and as I strain that jelly like ‘lube’ drips out of my anus

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Brandon T

comments & stuff

To: Kye first welcome to the site and great story it sounds like you
really got a good cleanout I bet you felt pretty good afterwarda to and
please post anymore stoires you may have thanks.

To: tlana as always another great story it sounds like you and Miranda
both had good poops and it sounds like that bathroom was pretty busy to
and I look forawrd to your next post thanks.

To: Natasha great story about your big poop I bet you felt pretty great
once you were done and got those big poops out of you snd I look forward
to your next post thanks.

To: Kyra first welcome to the site and I look forward to reading any
stories you have thanks.

To: Tia I hope you have a good poop soon.

To: Timee as always another great story it sounds like you and Carol both
had really great poops I bet you both felt really good afterwards to and
I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Bianca great story about your big poop I bet felt good afterwards.

To: Kimberlylez as always another great story it sounds like you had a
pretty good poop and felt pretty good afterward to and I look forward to
your next post thanks.

to: Lilliana great story about your big poop it sounds like you had a
pretty good cleanout and I bet you felt pretty good and refreshed
afterwards to and I look forward to your next post thanks.

Yesterday I heard agirl poop at the bookstore she went in and sat on the
toilet then began peeing then she began to fart and I think I heard a
plop or 2 so another good catch.

Well thats all for now.

Sincerly Brandon T

PS. I love this site

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Zip

Still enjoying my squat dumps

I’ve been squatting on the toilet rim to dump lately, and I really think
it helps in the elimination process. I still have to give it a little
push to get everything started, but then it’s as if I can feel the log
just slide right on out. I usually get a good sized one out and then pop
out a little bit more. I’m very comfortable in the squatting position. I
gotta install one of these actual squatters at home! It is a bit
difficult to do it in a public restroom because it looks odd that my feet
disappear when I enter the stall. My buddy in Europe says he’s already
scoped out a few places for me to squat when I come to visit. The only
difficulty is making sure I don’t pee on my pants or underwear. Now I
pull them all the way to my ankles, squat, then tug on my dick to make
sure it is pointed down and is below my clothes.

I’m going to a festival at the park with doorless stalls later this month
with a buddy of mine. Last year we went and he talked to me while I
dropped a load. I’ll be sure to eat plenty of fiber this year to make
sure I drop a good size pile for him!

I just came back from the gym and had a 2 day load inside me that was
dropped off in the first stall. It felt great. I dropped my shorts and
briefs down at my ankles, put my heels against the bottom of the bowl,
and let ‘er rip. Only a few minutes. Of course, did the obligatory wipe
from between my legs before standing up to finish the paperwork. Wore my
green striped Fruit of the Looms. Great looking briefs to show off under
the stall partition.

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christa

had an accident today

and im back again. i take some computer courses on thurs and fri at the
community college and i had another accident. i always have a harder time
in my thurdsay class because its more people and thats hard for me with
autism. sometimes i have to sit on my hands so i dont flap and seem too
weird. well we were in the middle of class and i suddenly realized i had
to pee. i didnt want to ask my professor cuz people stare. so i tried to
hold. i kept holding and trying to work. about 30 min before class was
over, i dribbled some in my panties and i had to press hard on my vagina
to keep my pee in but it didnt really help. my professor finally noticed
and she came over to my station and asked if i had to go. i felt
embarrassed so i just shook my head no. big mistake! only a minute or 2
later, i dribbled some more. i got up and tried to walk out without
anyone noticing but i had to hold so i think everyone thought i was
weird. i was dribbling little spurts most of the way to the toilet and
when i let go in the stall i barely started to pull down my pants and
panties when it was too late. i flooded my clothes and peed all over the
floor. when i was done, i cleaned my shoes and the stall as best i could
with papertowls and then i called my mom. she came pretty quickly to the
bathroom i was in and helped me clean up. then we went home. its been a
rough week. i hope i do better tomorrow :/

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Crystal

What come in will come out

Hey all, back again today I took 3 poops but only going tell one story,
so I was in the bookstore, looking at the GED book to buy, felt little
pressure to go potty sense breakfast felt wanna come out, so grabbed a
newspaper head to the ladies, kinda notice this guy was kinda looking at
me on my way but kept walking, so get in the ladies notice no stall doors
so, I choose to leave, sometimes I don’t want be in the open, so I got in
my car drove to Taco Bell, went to straight in women bathroom smelled
strong poop odor, so I took a stall lower my panties to ankles hiked my
skirt and wiped the seat off and place seat cover of it and sat down,
start farting tooting, dropping medium logs in the bowl, after feeling
empty wiped good and came out wash my hands, left feeling great

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To Mina

We have that same taboo in the West, where people are discouraged from
spending more than the shortest time possible in the loo. You begin to
become self-conscious about it-you don’t quite need a BM yet but still
force yourself to go if the alternative is having your number two where
others might (gasp) find out that you do such a thing. Either that or you
hold it to the point where you get constipated and end up having the long
sit on the toilet that you tried so desperately to avoid, one
significantly less enjoyable than if you had waited to go when and as
much as needed. That’s another thing: there’s so much pressure to not
fart, not let any plops be heard, and be done quick enough so people
think that you didn’t need to do motions that things often have to be cut
short and you aren’t able to fully empty your bottom. Going is such a
relaxing experience, especially when you take the time to get all of the
motions out of your bottom, however long that may take. Sitting there
partially naked, taking care of intimate personal needs with only your
thoughts and the occasional (and hopefully frequent) splash or plop from
below your seat on the loo is one of life’s true pleasures.

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Mr. Clogs

Comments

MikeyPee: Thanks for responding to my survey and sharing your story about
your experiences going to the bathroom.

Kye: Enjoyed your enema story at the hotel.

Hannah: I do pee in the shower as well while taking a shower. I take a
shower in the morning and I constantly peeing from drinking coffee in the
morning. No big deal. Yes its quite common for people to do so.

Kyra: Hello and welcome, how do you manage to hold it without the urges?

Tia: I hope the coffee works and the constipation clears up, I know the
feeling not able to take a dump.

Althea: I enjoy all your posts, thanks for sharing.

Steven A: Fiber One isn’t a bad idea, fiber is good for you and your
bowel health.

Timee: Enjoyed your church bathroom post with the woman who your showed
where the bathroom was. I enjoy all the details and keep the posts
coming. I might have to go back to church again, LOL!

Bianca: WOW! Is all I can say.

That’s all for now, keep the posts coming.

–Mr. CLogs

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Mr. Clogs

Post from the other day.

This post was from the other day I had to get up in the middle of the
night to pee. I usually pee in a cup I keep in my bedroom for my night
time trips to the bathroom. So I proceed to pee urine flowing nice and
easy making a nice foaming sensation head at the top of the now urine
filled cup. I finished, bladder relieved and went back to sleep. I got up
in the morning, and dumped the cup out.

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Crystal and Deiese

What come in will come out

Hey guys we here to do another survey so just random questions

Deiese what you do on public toilet? I sit directly on the seat no tp or
cover just barebottom

Crystal what do you on public toilet? well it depends most time I do sit
barebottom but if I’m familiar with the place, at times I would squat or
seat cover or tp it all depending

Deiese when was your first time pooping in public? I was 4 going on five
my mom was teaching me cause I was going start school soon and I would be
going in public

Crystal what about you? I think I was 5 kindergarten they sent us to
bathroom

Deiese do you like pooping? mmmmm not really but I love the feeling when
I know I need too

Crystal how about you? though I poop a lot most than normal I don’t like
it, I just look at it has a job something just have to be done regardless

Deiese on a scale 1-10 who you say smells the worse?
that’s not fair fine Mike a 8

Who you say Crystal? my step mother 9.5

lol silly but that’s all for now guys and girls. Wedding dresses buying
time

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Abby

The turd from hell

I back for another story well anyway I just got home from a big party and
I was drunk but by morning I felt a little bad and had to drop a Duse
like no one business I started farting then my stomach started to really
hurt I went to the crapper but it wasn’t working right and I was in pain
so I had no choose but use the trash can so I sat over the trash can and
dropped three turds there was 12 “long and 4” wide after I dropped the
monster turd I felt better

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Bloated Butt

To Kyra:

I’m so glad others feel the same way I do about massive poops. I
LOOOOOOVE the feeling of a huge, thick, dense log stretching me wide as
it inches out. Sometimes it can be a bit much, and I have to really grunt
and push to plop it out. But I’ve always had huge BMs and i’ve always
enjoyed them, although ive embarressed myself a few times by clogging
toilets, stinking the bathroom up, etc. LOL

I typically go every 2 to 3 days, which is regular for me. But if I want
to, i can hold it for 4 or 5 days, maybe even a whole week. But if I do
that I run the risk of having a seriously difficult time on the toilet,
maybe even completely constipating myself. But I must admit I enjoy the
feeling of having a loaded bowel, the heaviness and the pressure in my
butt, the building urge to lay a massive brown egg (or an entire clutch
of thick, heavy eggs). Its a secret pleasure of mine that I never talk
about with anyone in real life, so I like to unload (heheheh) on here.

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Lara

1. Do you think farting is funny?
no its pretty disgusting, its just something which you have to do

2. What’s your reaction when random people fart in public?
its a little bit rude, if I hear someone fart I try to move away as quick
as I can.

3. Have you ever farted in public before?
well yes a couple of times but if I ever have to then I try to do it
quietly and make sure too many people aren’t around. if im constantly
farting then I usually know that I need to find a toilet.

Sometimes also, if I am in a crowded place and I need a fart which I know
is going to smell, I will go to the toilet and do the fart on the toilet
and maybe a quick pee while im there.

4. What’s your longest fart?
I think I do some bad ones in my sleep haha

5. Did you ever fart in class at school before?
when I was in primary school I am sure I must have a couple of times but
never now.

6. What are your and other people’s reactions when someone farts in class?
if its a silent but smelly then its disgusting but if it is a harless
loud one then i’ll usually giggle

7. Based on your opinion, in a relationship, when should couples start
farting around each other?
I’ve never farted around my previous boyfriends. I don’t think I would
ever really be comfortable doing that.

8. Based on your opinion, Which gender do you think farts more? Guys or
Girls?
guys definitely. in my house, me and my mum very rarely fart but my dad
and little brother constantly do it.

9. Do you have any farting stories/experiences that you would like to
share?
One time when my brother annoyingly decided that he needed a poo when I
was in the shower. I didn’t really hear him come in as I was washing my
hair. As soon as I had rinsed, I looked round and saw Kieran sitting on
the loo. As I saw him I got a fright, gasped and did a big loud high
pitched fart. as I was in the shower it smelled really bad.

Bye x

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Annie

Mushy poop that sticks to the toilet bowl?

Hi all. For the past 2 days I’ve been having REALLY messy poop again (the
ones I’ve had to shower after because toilet paper doesn’t suffice)…but
when I flush, it sticks to the toilet bowl! I have to flush up to 3 times
and if THAT doesn’t work, I have to use the toilet brush and cleaner to
clean it off the toilet!

Yesterday I went twice. The first time poor hubby ended up clogging the
toilet because I used too much toilet paper. The second time I had to
shower and poop went all over the shower floor. When I poop it’s really
soft stuff that comes out in a soft-serve type pile. Think cartoon dog
poop lol. That’s exactly what it looks like. I flushed 3 times and it
still wouldn’t go down and I was too tired to scrub the toilet, so I left
it and went to bed. My husband flushed when he went to the bathroom and
it FINALLY went down.

And today I’ve gone once so far. It came out in a pretty big pile and I
wiped once and then cleaned myself in the shower because I knew toilet
paper just wasn’t going to do the job. Again a giant amount of poop was
stuck to the toilet bowl.

What is causing this? Both the mushy GIANT piles of poop and the poop
sticking to the toilet bowl? It’s so weird and such a pain to clean. Both
my butt and the toilet bowl lol. I miss the big but soft logs that didn’t
take me like half an hour to clean up afterwards. Thanks!

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Jas

Toiletpostcmc

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