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Nytecat
Sarah’s work survey.
Since everyone else is doing it, I’m going to answer Sarah’s survey.
1. how often do you poop at work?
Usually once each day I go to work.
2. do you have to hold your poop at work? longest time?
Luckily my job is pretty flexible and I can generally go anytime I want.
One recent exception was during a meeting. I was releasing quiet pre-poop
farts hoping nobody would know it was me. I think this went on 30-40
minutes. By the time the meeting was over I headed straight for the men’s
room. By the time I reached the stall I turtle headed right before I
could pull my pants down. It was a little closer than I thought but no
harm done as I had made it.
3. are you embarrassed to poop at work?
If a coworker I know well is in there, I may feel slightly embarrassed.
But if it’s a relative stranger it doesn’t bother me.
4. when was the last time you pooped at work? what was it like?
Yesterday. It was one of my usual 10 minute sessions when I sit down,
fart, push a few small turds out, wipe, get up, and leave. Very
unremarkable. About once a week I’ll have a much larger bowel movement.
5. have you had to use the customer bathroom?
No. I work in a building that’s employee only. Customers and customer
bathrooms aren’t something I need to contend with.
6. have you heard coworkers or customers poop?
Coworkers, yes. Most go about their pooping as inconspicuously as
possible. But a few will take cell phone conversations while they’re on
the can. The sounds of the men’s room must be really interesting to the
person at the other end! And there are some guys who would carry cross
stall conversations while pooping at the same time. With so many
employees working from home on many days, that doesn’t really happen
anymore. I like the fact that traffic in the men’s room is less than it
was before the pandemic started.
7. have you had to tell a customer or coworker that you needed to poop?
If I did, it’s been a long time and I don’t remember. The most I’ll say
is that I need to use the men’s room and excuse myself. If anyone was
nosy enough to time my return to figure out if it was number one or
number two, that’s their business. I could’ve been interrupted by other
things you know.
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Saturday, April 29, 2023
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Angelina
@thunder
I hate stubborn turds. I didn’t mind so much of him witnessing it after a
while it was the job I did on his poor toilet I was apologizing for.
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ella
pooping at work survey
1. how often do you poop at work?
i usually poop at work every day that i’m there
2. do you have to hold your poop at work? longest time?
i don’t usually have to and if i did it would only be for a few minutes
since most of work is not spent with customers, and i spend time in my
workplace when i am off the clock or on shift with other people so there
is usually time to go before or after i clock in so i don’t have to hold
it
3. are you embarrassed to poop at work?
not particularly since the bathrooms are single and the walls are
decently soundproof, as well as the smell not usually lingering. it’s
nice for me since i’m kind of poop shy but disappointing that i don’t
hear or smell other peoples pooping very often
4. when was the last time you pooped at work? what was it like?
i pooped at work yesterday, it took a few minutes but i don’t remember
too well what it was like
5. have you had to use the customer bathroom?
the bathrooms for staff and customers are the same so yes
6. have you heard coworkers or customers poop?
maybe a couple of times but it’s quite rare, i will smell the lingering
odor after they poop sometimes but that’s not super common either, though
i am aware of when my coworkers are pooping as they often play videos
loudly on their phones when they go
7. have you had to tell a customer or coworker that you needed to poop?
no but sometimes my coworkers tell each other for fun about our pooping,
but it hasn’t ever been necessary
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Fiona
Visualizing to help poop
I was wondering if anyone here has used visualization as a technique to
help themselves poop. I remember as a young child feeling constipated and
uncomfortable and wanting to poop but it wouldn’t come, so in my mind I
literally visualized a turd (lol) and just focused on the idea of
pooping, and it would always help my bowels move. Have any of you done
this? I don’t often find myself having to do it anymore, but when I do,
it still works.
Fiona
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Angelina
First time pooping in the woods
Hey all,
Myself and Jake usually go for a walk every saturday morning weather
permitting. We call it destressing after a long week at work. I got up,
put coffee on and went to wake him up, he was out with the guys the night
before and didn’t get home until late so it looked like I was solo on
this one. I got ready and went on by myself, I took a lesson from Jake’s
handbook he always carries toilet paper with him just in case duty calls
and sometimes it do for him. I don’t normally have to go until I get
home. It was a beautiful morning I stopped to watch the sun rise and then
continued walking. An hour passed when I started to feel a cramp coming
on, I said to myself I can make it back to Jake’s, so I turned around and
started to make my way back. I made it 15 minutes when the pain started
to become stronger it looked like nature had other plans for me so I
looked around didn’t see anyone else walking and headed towards the
trees. I went in about 3 ft I could still see the trail in the distance
no way anyone would see me here. I took my pants and panties all the way
off and hung them on the branch in front of me then I squatted. A gush of
pee came out of me instantly and about midway my bum started to open so I
spread my legs further apart. As I was finishing up my pee the log was
about halfway out so I gave a little push and it fell to the ground. It
was only a small one there was more in there. Sure enough a minute later
I felt another one coming this one was longer and fatter, I say it was at
least 5 inches long and not completely out. I grunted and grabbed on to
the tree branch for support. It finally hit the ground and it was
approximately 8 inches long and 3.5 inches wide. I peed some more and
cleaned up put my pants back on and made my way back to Jake’s.
When I got back he was sitting at the table completely green I asked him
if he wanted a beer and he nearly vomited. He asked where I was and I
told him out for a walk pulled a him and had a crap in the woods. He
didn’t believe me at first until he seen sap on my pant leg and he said
wow I would’ve loved to see that. I told him maybe next time.
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Spring Break Neglect
Earlier this month pretty much all of the school districts in our city
celebrated spring break. It was anything but a break for me and my
working colleagues at the regional mall. Because the weather was cold
there were a large number of students hanging out at our mall, some of
them for 10 or 12 hours. Many of them were hanging around in groups of 6
or 7, or more. Sure they spent money at the food court and the movie
complex adjacent to our mall, but they sure made their presence known in
the bathrooms.
By about noon on the first day my customer service kiosk was getting
calls, texts and emails from shoppers about the students hanging out
around the bathrooms. Sometimes 4 or 5 students took stalls next to one
another, sat around and messed around until customers were lining up to
use the facilities for a legitimate reason, started complaining. That led
to security being called to basically clean the crowd out. I told one
group they had five minutes of get done and then leave. This caused them
to call me some really bad names and some of the customers waiting for a
toilet to get irate. Unfortunately we didn’t have the number of female
security guards needed for the large group, so the city police were
brought in to escort several of the students out.
That’s when the complaints came that they had messed up the toilets.
Craps from two, three or four persons left unflushed in a now-clogged
bowl. Deliberate peeing on the seat and in front and around the sides of
the toilet. The seat was practically hanging from the side of two of the
toilets. Personal hygiene items were tossed about. While the bathroom was
being fixed up, and that took closing it off for a couple of days while
parts were brought in, I felt sorry for the older shoppers who now had to
walk two blocks down the mall to the next nearest bathroom. I gave one
older lady with a cane a ride on our cart down the mall because she never
would have made it on her own. I think she finally got seated on a toilet
just before the river came.
Later that week each time I had to take my bathroom break and leave the
kiosk to the attention of a security employee, I was grossed out by
either a non-flushed or otherwise vandalized toilet. Nothing like holding
my pee, while waiting in a line of impatient shoppers, when 8 of perhaps
10 toilets were not usable.
Sarah questions:
1) 2 or 3 times a week, depending on my shift length and whether Spencer
was hogging our apartment bathroom when I had to leave.
2) I’ve held my poop at work for up to 2 or 3 hours. I have to text a
security guard to come and relieve me when I need a break. In the 5 years
I’ve worked at the mall they have always been short of employees.
3) No, not really. I got over most of that a few years ago in high school.
4) Yesterday at 1 p.m. at the food court restroom. It was long, but
moderately soft because I occasionally use a laxative. So does my
boyfriend Spencer.
5) Yes, most every time. There’s only one employee break room, locker and
toilet room and that’s two floors down.
6) Yes, I train college interns interested in commercial management work.
I especially remember Maggie. Her poops came on fast and scared me.
7. My mother is the worst offender. She would continue to drag me through
a store and talk and talk. Spencer taught me to use immediacy in my
language. Like: in 30 seconds I’m going to need to do a blast-out and I
would prefer it be with me on a toilet!
For Angelina:
Spencer sees me on the toilet about once a week. I’m usually up first and
he’s usually saying he doesn’t know if I’m going to be a short or longer
sit. I remember about 10 years ago when he was visiting my parents house
after a hot day of laying sod. Dad told me to give him a bath towel. I
did. He was sitting on the toilet, taking a shit with a nest of toilet
paper between him and the seat.
For Steve A:
About a week ago I got the uncontrollable urge you wrote about. I was in
the elevator at the Hall of Justice where I had to pay my auto tax. None
of the buttons started to move the elevator. Emergency button didn’t work
either. Finally I figured out I had not pushed the proper floor button. I
almost wet my pants,though.
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Anna from Austria
pooping at work survey
I am going to answer Sarah’s survey
1. how often do you poop at work?
Every day I am at work
2. do you have to hold your poop at work? longest time?
When I have to go I just go. But I had to hold my poop for about 5 to 10
minutes sometimes when I had a meeting with customer that I did not want
to interrupt.
3. are you embarrassed to poop at work?
Not all. Have been a morning pooper since a I was a little girl. So
pooping at school, university and now work is something I would consider
natural. I do not think much about it. That does not mean that I do find
it embarrasing from time time but that feeling does not block me from
using the toilet at work
4. when was the last time you pooped at work? what was it like?
Last friday. It was a normal poop for me. At first I peed for quite some
time then I did a small fart, then my first turd came out, then some more
louder farts and another log.
5. have you had to use the customer bathroom?
No we do just have bathrooms for the office workers.
6. have you heard coworkers or customers poop?
Customer no, co workers maybe. It is hard to tell because the walls
between the toilet stalls are quite thick so it is not easy to hear
much.But I am quite certain that I still herad something that sounded
like pooping noises from time to time.
7. have you had to tell a customer or coworker that you needed to poop?
No but I had some deperation moments from time to time. I had to hold my
poop for 5 to 10 minutes until the meeting was over.
Should I get into situation where I am not able to holde it another
longer I would tell my customer only that I have to the bathroom. I would
never tell them which number I have to go.
That’s something I never do in general. Even when I am with friends,
female or significant other I j ust tell them I need to to bathroom
without any details.
greetings from Austria
Anna
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Elvia
Response to Angelina
From the day I met my husband (before he was my husband obviously!) to
the first time he saw me on the toilet was over a year I’m sure. When he
helped me during my first pregnancy. My husband has never asked to watch
but we still share the bathroom just for convenience. I don’t personally
know any other women that let their husbands or boyfriends see them.
You’ve already gone in front of your boyfriend before. Are you suddenly
uncomfortable with it?
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Nytecat
Skipped a day!
I’m typically a once or twice a day pooper. My usual time is around 10
am. If a second session is needed, that’s usually before bedtime. But
yesterday I didn’t poop at all. I tried going around my usual 10 am time
but only a little gas came out. I gave up and left the toilet after a few
minutes. All evening I didn’t feel an urge to go, not even a little. But
I’m sure I’ll go today as I can already few the need building. I can’t
imagine only pooping once every five days or longer.
One of the endearing and enduring quirks of this site is that the word
???? is replaced with four italicized question marks. I can say Tommy,
Timmy, and Tammy, but I can’t use U as a vowel. I wonder why????
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STEPHEN .P
POOPING IN CAMPERVAN
This morning woke @ 6am went a wee in ELEGANCE portta pottie ,went
downstairs made and drank two mugs of tea brought in washing from line.
Swept front drive suddenly had to have a number too , climbed into van
pulled the portta pottie from under bed.
Immediatly realized it was the THETFORD 345 and not the ADVENTURIDGE
now desperate , pulled down my jogging bottoms and pants and pooped as I
was sitting down , started weeing then pooped again , sat for ten minutes
before wiping . The bowl was covered in shit so filled the pump top tank
then poured water around the bowl .I hope today will not be as eventful
as yesterday. I took potty to drain and emptied went into garage selected
the spare ADVENTURIDGE placed under bed .
I went into house made another mug of tea returned to van , pulled the
pottie from under bed a paper towel rear of bowl , pulled down my jogging
bottoms and pants sat on pottie and drank tea I had a wee and a fart
tomorrow I will finish this course of tablets so my bowels will return to
an early morning NUMBER TOO
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Bianca
My Friend Toni
Today Toni tooted during a wii bowling competition. She was embarrassed
sine the fart was loud. My Pooh was runny a few times today. Wikki Stix
are a fun rediscovered toy from school. Although I have changed one of my
pass times, I still love The toilet stool site.
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Big Chief
Response to anonymous poster
I really enjoyed your story about your girlfriend and her mother and
sister shitting with the door open. When my wife and I were just dating
and she was in college she had a friend named Amy who would crap with the
door open. My wife lived in an apartment by herself while we were dating
and Amy was a classmate that she met while she was going to school and
she would hang out at my wife’s apartment. She would take a poop with the
door open when she was at my wife’s place. When I would go there for the
weekend there would be tines when she would hang out with us and would
party and things like that. I was surprised when she would pee with the
door open even while I was there. She had no problem doing that but just
never pooped while I was there. One weekend when I went to visit we went
to the bars with friends and after the bars we continued to party at my
wife’s apartment. Amy stayed over with us that night. My wife (girlfriend
at the time) and I slept in her bed and Amy slept out in the living room.
I wake up in the morning and had to pee really bad. So I get up and put
my underwear back on and walk to the bathroom and notice when I was
heading to the bathroom that the light was on. I get there and there is
Amy sitting on the toilet totally naked reading a Cosmo magazine with her
glasses on. My wife had a lot of Cosmo magazines in her apartment and
would take one to the bathroom with her when she needed to shit. She just
kept the door shut. Lol. I was surprised to see Amy sitting there
shitting while I was there. I had a surprised look on my face and turned
red and I even apologized to her. I wasn’t surprised she was naked
because I had seen her that way many times. The bathroom didn’t stink and
after I apologized to her she told me her stomach was really hurting her
and that this happens to her often the next morning if sh drinks too
much. I needed to pee really bad so I just told her I would pee in the
sink if she didn’t care. She then told me she didn’t care and that she
was about really start pooping because she felt it coming on. The sink
was next to the toilet so I turned my back to her a bit because if I was
looking at her I may not have been able to pee. Lol. I rinsed the sink
and washed my hands and told my girlfriend that Amy is on the toilet.
Then Amy leaned forward a bit and turned the magazine over and moaned in
pain and then unloaded some major projectile diarrhea. My girlfriend
heard it from her bedroom and started laughing. Amy laughed a bit and
said she was so hung over and her stomach hurt so bad. She pooped out
more diarrhea. It was violent diarrhea. It smelled awful in there. Amy
said she needed to flush and apologized to me for the smell. I told her
not to worry and just sit until you get it all out. She stood up to look
in the toilet and asked if wanted to see and I said yes. The toilet was
completely brown and slushy. The nastiest poop I have ever seen. She
flushed then lifted the toilet seat and she splattered the bottom of the
seat too. She sat back down and after 5 minutes of reading and talking
with me because I stayed in the bathroom with her she had more diarrhea.
Just loud and gassy. Overall she was probably on the toilet for a good
half hour just pooping her intestines out. Having a poop like that I
guess I give her credit for doing that in front of me because most people
wouldn’t. My wife has never pooped in front of me with the door wide open
like that.
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MD Dan
Sarah’s Pooping At Work Survey
I thought I’d answer these questions from Sarah. To preface, I work in
construction (mostly in the office now, but used to be in the field) and
this has been the source of some interesting bathroom experiences.
1. how often do you poop at work?
About 3 or 4 times a week. Sometimes I need to go at the coffee shop on
the way into work.
2. do you have to hold your poop at work? longest time?
Not usually, unless I’m out in the field. Then I’ll need to hold it until
I get back to the office or if I think the client will be okay with me
pooping in their bathroom. The longest I’ve ever had to hold it was
probably around 6 hours or so. Very uncomfortable.
3. are you embarrassed to poop at work?
Not usually. It has happened if I’ve had to use a client’s bathroom in
their house.
4. when was the last time you pooped at work? what was it like?
Today. There were only a couple other people and they were outside. The
poop was on the softer side and there was a good amount of gas. I let out
about 4 soft pieces and farted a lot before, during, and after. It was
definitely a loud one.
5. have you had to use the customer bathroom?
We don’t have a “customer” bathroom in the office but I have definitely
had to poop in a customer’s bathroom in their house before. I have
several stories on this site regarding some of these episodes. I usually
try to avoid pooping in a customer’s bathroom unless I get the feeling
they’ll be okay with it. It’s weird but I can usually get a good vibe
from someone that tells me they wouldn’t mind. I have heard of some
customers getting outright mad at workers for using their bathrooms
before, so I try to be careful. I have had the occasional customer that
I’m pretty sure either enjoyed the fact that I pooped in their bathroom
or were at least entertained by it. I have also had to poop in
porta-potties on job sites about 3 or 4 times.
6. have you heard coworkers or customers poop?
Oh boy, have I! I have a couple stories on here about one of my
co-workers and me pooping together in bathrooms next to each other. I
also have a few stories on here about some female customers I have heard
pooping, pooped right after them in the same toilet, or who have heard me
pooping. One time I pooped in a porta-potty with a young female client
also pooping in the one next to me.
7. have you had to tell a customer or coworker that you needed to poop?
Yes, though I’m not usually blunt about it, they would be able to figure
it out by reading between the lines. One time I had let a fart slip and
the customer (~40yo woman) definitely heard it and shortly after I asked
her if I could use her restroom. She smiled and said, enthusiastically,
“Yeah! Go for it!” almost cheering me on. I ended up clogging her toilet
and had to ask for a plunger. She laughed and got one for me. It was a
light-hearted moment but also pretty embarrassing at the same time.
Thanks, Sarah, for the survey. Hope you have a great day!
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Toilet_gu y
Sarah survey
pooping at work survey
i have worked fulltime as a ride share driver for a long time. i always
use bathrooms at businesses and parks for when i need to go. i am curious
about people with normal jobs. how does pooping at work work for you? Yes
1. how often do you poop at work? 4 times
2. do you have to hold your poop at work? longest time? Maybe two hours
after lunch
3. are you embarrassed to poop at work? No
4. when was the last time you pooped at work? what was it like? Last
week, it was satisfying
5. have you had to use the customer bathroom? Yes
6. have you heard coworkers or customers poop? Yup
7. have you had to tell a customer or coworker that you needed to poop?
Nope
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M
Sarah’s survey
1. how often do you poop at work?
Maybe once or twice a week. I’m a morning pooper so I usually get my
pooping done at home.
2. do you have to hold your poop at work? longest time?
Luckily no.
3. are you embarrassed to poop at work?
I’m not because on the top floor of our building we have this private
bathroom. There’s a men’s and a ladies one. It’s a locker room and shower
and then there’s a little room with a toilet and sink so I go in lock the
door to the toilet and sit and poop. I’m a male so I use the men’s. I
never use the regular bathrooms to poo because if someone else comes in
I’ll know who they are.
4. when was the last time you pooped at work? what was it like?
One day last week. It was a good poo. Lots came out. I sat on the toilet
for a good 10 minutes.
5. have you had to use the customer bathroom?
No luckily I don’t have to worry about that.
6. have you heard coworkers or customers poop?
Co workers yes. I recall one time going to the men’s room to pee and a
coworker was sitting in the stall pooping. It really stunk in there. Lol!
7. have you had to tell a customer or coworker that you needed to poop?
Coworkers yes, clients no.
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Running man
London Marathon
I have just taken part in the London Marathon it still surprises me how
open runners are about going to the toilet in the open both men and women.
When I got to the start area I went on a gentle jog to keep warm and find
somewhere to have a poo before I start the race there was already large
queues for the portoloos as I was going I could see lots of Male and
Female runners relieving themselves as I past by as they stood or squat
in bushes.
I got to a area where there were a lot more bushes and decided to go in
as I entered I saw a male and female squatting together I was just about
to turn around and leave when the both said it’s ok we are here to do the
same so I move a short distance away from them pulled my short down and
into a squat I glanced over at them and could only see the male as he was
blocking my view of the female they had to be in there 30s but hard to
tell he was tall and lean and she was petite like a young girl’s body he
was just starting to wipe as I let go with a plug first then a coil of
loose shit as the male stood up I could see he had done a similar shit.
When he moved I could see the woman now she was squatting very low and
straining to relieve her self there was definitely a turd coming out but
being so low a squat I could not tell what I quickly wiped and stood up
but still need to have a wee.
As I was having my wee I over heard the female say to the guy it’s on its
way I will certain fill better when it’s out with that she raised her
bottom up and Jesus there was something large lump under her with that I
finish a took off on my jog I went a bit further when I turned I saw the
both come out and head to the start area.
On the way back I pop into the bushes we had been in to where she had
been to see what her end produce had been at first there was only mine
and the other guy shit but there was a couple of pieces of paper and some
leaves covering something I got a stick and removed the leaves to find a
huge turd very nobly at one end smooth and taped at the other end. I put
my foot against it and it was longer than my large shoe and as wide as my
thumb in length I was in ore that a petite woman running could produce
such a beautiful thing far bigger than I have ever seen even my wife does
some big one but not in her league.
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Steve A
Sarah’s Pooping At Work Survey
After working my fair share of jobs ever since I was able to start
working at 14-15 years old, I’ve had several bathroom related experiences
that I’ve posted on this site.
1. how often do you poop at work?
It usually depends on the time of day and my shift for the day, but I
usually went during my breaks and sometimes while I was on the clock
since I wasn’t able to wait until my break without feeling uncomfortable
or risking a potienial accident.
2. do you have to hold your poop at work? longest time?
I only remember a few times when I had to hold it for awhile at work.
One time I had to hold it for awhile when I used to work at a grocery
store (I was door watching for our store’s mask policy during Covid) and
after about an hour or so into my shift, I developed an urge to go, but
since I had no one to relieve me, I had to wait until my break around
noon time (I started around 9 am) I eventually made it but felt
uncomfortable during my time holding it in as usual.
Another time was when I worked at a dining hall during my time at
college. I developed an urge as soon as I started my cashier shift, even
though I should’ve asked someone to cover for me before I started my
shift. Unfortunately, I had to hold it for about 2 hours or so until we
closed for the weekend. After we closed, I was able to use the bathroom
and didn’t have any issues as a result of holding it in for that long.
3. are you embarrassed to poop at work?
I never feel embarrassed when pooping at work since everyone else will
probably have to go at work at some point during their shifts. However,
it’ll be their choice on going at work or holding it in until they’re
done for the day…
4. when was the last time you pooped at work? what was it like?
My last poop at work might’ve been a couple of weeks ago, but I was able
to go during my break and it was satisfying for me to go instead of
having to hold it in until later on…
5. have you had to use the customer bathroom?
During my time at the grocery store, I’ve used both customer and employee
bathrooms out of convenience, depending on when I had to go during my
shift.
During my time at an Amazon Warehouse, all of our bathrooms were for
employees.
During my time at Chipotle, we only have customer bathrooms, which means
that we all have to share the same bathrooms.
6. have you heard coworkers or customers poop?
I’ve used the bathroom with customers and employees whenever I had to go.
7. have you had to tell a customer or coworker that you needed to poop?
Coworkers and managers will always let each other know that they’ll be
using the restroom so that we know, which helps us wonder where they are
instead of just disappearing without saying anything…
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Tuesday, April 25, 2023
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Jazz
Response
Ramona, I thought your story was interesting. I’ve had shits like that
plenty of times. If you want I’d share a story or if anyone else is
interested.
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