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Jessica
Answers to questions
Hi,
Not sure what your name is but I’m here to answer your questions 🙂
1. If your mom would have been with you at the arena what would she have
said when you excused yourself for the big crap?
My mom would have no problem with me using the washroom for a big crap,
but when I was younger she would definitely remind me to line the toilet
seat before using it. Now that I am older she doesn’t mention anything as
she knows I poop a lot and often in public when we’re together.
2. What you you have done if all the toilets were occupied and there was
a line for each?
I probably would have waited as I definitely wouldn’t feel good watching
the game with an upset stomach. If anything I would have politely asked
to use the washroom first as I was very desperate at the time.
3. Do you have a lot of experience pooping in large arena bathrooms?
Please explain.
Not particularly, I only go to the arenas for sports events which would
only be a few times a year. Other than that I don’t poop in large arenas
often. But I will admit I do end up having to poop at almost every sports
event due to the beers.
4. What do you do if you sit for a crap and then find there is no TP on
the roll?
Not sure if you read my previous post but I actually prefer not to wipe
in public when they do not provide soft toilet paper. The harsh paper
often hurts my butthole, which is why I usually try to spread my but
checks so that my butt stays clean after a poop. If it is sloppy or
diarrhea I will wipe.
5. How did you learn about the spreading-your-butt cheeks with your hand
procedure?
I started to do this during college as I found myself having a lot of
skid marks in my underwear, even when my poops are solid. I usually
produce very wide turds and they often take multiple wipes. However, ever
since I started to spread my butt I haven’t had any skid marks even in
public when I do not wipe. You should totally try not wiping if you don’t
need to! I also love bidets cause they make you feel extremely clean
without having to wipe 🙂
Thanks for reading!
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ECG
Weekend with Diane, part 1
A few years ago, I went to stay with my friend Diane for a weekend. We
hadn’t seen each other in a few years, so I was very excited to visit.
However there were a few things I was nervous about, and one of them was
what the toilet situation would be like while I was there. Because of
that, I made sure to go to the toilet and have a poo at home before
heading to catch the train. It was a single long log that came out
without effort, which was enough for me to wonder if I might be able to
avoid going again while I was away. I travelled on a Friday, arriving to
meet Diane after she finished at work, and we had a great time catching
up over dinner and attending the concert we had tickets for.
The next day, Diane had some errands to run in the morning, one of which
was visiting a relative at the hospital to drop some things off. While we
were there, Diane asked if she could use the toilet on the ward, but was
told that it was for patient use only. As we were leaving, we found other
toilets that visitors could use in the hospital lobby and we both went in
to our respective ones at the same time. I had a pee in the Men’s room
that lasted about a minute or so, washed my hands and came out, hoping
that I hadn’t kept Diane waiting, but she wasn’t done yet. There was
plenty of activity in the Women’s room, with people going in and coming
out. At first, I didn’t recognise the people that were coming out – they
must have been in there already, or gone in while I was peeing. After a
few minutes, people were coming out that I had seen entering. Diane
finally came out 10-15 minutes later and we left to carry on with our
day. In retrospect, she probably had a poo between the time she was in
there and asking for the toilet earlier, but that didn’t occur to me at
the time as I was getting hungry and thinking more about that. Diane had
brought a packed lunch with her, but I lacked such foresight!
We had a picnic (after I’d bought sandwiches at the hospital shop!) and a
long woodland walk in the afternoon, and went back to her house in the
evening, where we watched a film. Halfway through, Diane paused the film
and we talked about it a bit before she excused herself to the toilet.
The toilet was next to the lounge, in a small narrow room just for it,
with a larger bathroom containing a sink and shower next door. From the
lounge, I could hear her pull her trousers down and sit down, then she
started peeing forcefully. I could hear it hitting the front of the
toilet and thought to myself that she must have been bursting! Once her
pee was finished, I then heard a loud fart. This was very shocking to me,
as this was the first time I had ever heard her fart, and when there
wasn’t any further sound or movement, I realised she was having a poo.
Out of curiosity, I moved to the end of the lounge closer to the toilet.
I was briefly tempted to ask her if she was having a poo, but decided
against it in case I embarrassed her, and soon moved back away again to
try and give her some privacy, for what it was worth under the
circumstances. I didn’t hear anything else until about 5 minutes later,
when Diane was finished, and I heard her pulling toilet paper, getting up
from the toilet, pulling her trousers up and flushing. The toilet seat
came up with her a bit, as I heard it fall back down again with a bang.
This was a surprise to me too, as she wasn’t overweight in the slightest.
I stayed in the lounge a little longer before going to the bathroom,
where Diane was just finishing washing her hands. When she was ready, we
continued the film.
This has gotten long, so I’ll save the rest for part 2.
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BB
Another episode of the germophobic GF
So we met again yesterday.
We hang out in my living room, ate some snacks, drank beer and watched
movies.
Suddenly she said that she needs to use the bathroom, stood up and
entered the room from the corridor.
As usual, after a minute I could hear her pee torrent hitting hard the
water at the toilet bowl.
I thought that she was done and kept on watching TV… but she wasn’t yet
back.
I went to my bedroom where the other door to the bathroom was partially
opened.
Again she was standing by the toilet, as slight bend at her knees,
sticking her ass to the back.
It seems like that she was seriously constipated.
She was straining to push her poop out.
Each time she pushed, she sighed quietly, and dribbled some drops of pee
on the toilet sit’s rim.
She stood like that about 5 minutes, and suddenly her ass started
shooting hard poop balls into the toilet. Each ball dark brown and a bit
bigger than a golf ball. I counted 8 balls that rapidly plopped into the
toileted water, making a loud splash sound. The a short turd head
appeared at her butt and got stuck there.
She tried to push it out and each time it got sucked back a little bit
in. After several attempts she managed she put her hands on her lap, gave
it a final push and it fell into the water.
This was just in time to leave the scene and go back to the living room,
letting her to wipe and clean up the mess..
The whole episode took about 20min.. amazing.
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Jessica W
To Elvia and Not weird, just autistic
Was it urgent in your case? When something like that is the case -I too
have two sons – I wait tail I’m home.
My younger son Colin has Autism too BTW, but so far (he is 6 1/2) the
restrictions he had weren’z great. Just normal.
G’day
Jessee
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Bianca
Hey Emma2
Hi Emma. How about the next time you need to go, you could share the
toilet with Sarah? Sorry you pooped yourself! I had diarrhea today, I’m
glad I made it. Hope all goes well for you. I even farted with someone
else in the restroom. Bye.
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Kimberly C.H
Update Deuce
Great responses from everyone yet again
Haven’t got another survey (as of now) but i have something brief:
Whats your best/most interesting story or experience involving skidmarks
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Radu
Big poo
I’ve been eating a lot of fiber lately and I had a really big, solid poop
today. It was about 1.5 inches thick and about 5 inches long. What do you
think about it? How does it compare to your poops?
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Nobody
Cathrine; Jessica
Sorry to hear about the situation, Cathrine. There isn’t a whole lot I
can say here, given the circumstances. I hope that when the time comes,
everyone can be ready (or as ready as a person can be). I’ll miss your
posts UnU
Jessica asks about not wiping after going? Well, up until my early teens,
I never wiped. Well, let’s say between ages 7 and, idk, 14? Don’t
remember why. I just remember that I started wiping after getting a
little more exploratory with my interests
yeah, that’s a good wording
for it
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MJD
To Leah
Christmas Eve sounds like a nightmare – Im guessing the poo was rock hard
to as well when it was stretching your bum? I that feeling of knowing
there is a big poo up there and it won’t come out. Luckily you were at
home to push grunt and strain as much as you needed to.
Have you had any big ordeals lately?
Have you ever had a time when you’ve in a public place and you know you
would need to push and grunt, you know people would hear you but you have
to get it out?
Do you prefer having diarrhoea type poos or more constipated type ones?
You are welcome 🙂
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To Jessica
Jessica I loved your story about pooping in fort court restroom at the
mall!! Sounds like u dropped a huge load lol I’ve never took a toilet
selfie but I text when I’m on the toilet. My mom texts me when she’s on
the toilet sometimes! She texted me once & told me that she clogged the
toilet & that the turd she dropped was huge! lol me & her very open about
peeing & pooping lol are u & your mom open about peeing & pooping?
Looking forward to hearing back from u!
Austin
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Leah
Reply to laura
jessica:
I remember having a poo in a portaloo years ago and there was no loo
paper so I took off my thong and wiped my bum as best as I could, I was
wearing a skirt so it was an easy slide off. I carefully placed the thong
in my handbag until I could bin them.
Laura:
I would like to think that was just a one-off thing I’m like you, i take
no longer than 20 minutes to poo normally but this poo was getting bigger
and bigger, it was extremely awkward and hard.
After about a minute a few tiny poos plopped into the bowl, and that was
it for the best part of 50 minutes, I felt like I was giving birth and
yeah, it was just the one big poo, I think there was one smaller one
after, it was such a relief!
The problem is that my loo clogs easily, I won’t risk lining the bottom
of the bowl with paper, with a big poo I know it will clog, and it was
sticking out above the water line.
It is annoying having to plunge but it’s good to see it finally go
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Response to Jessica’s poop/wipe question
Have you ever not wiped after taking a poop?
At home and at my father’s apartment, I will always wipe after pooping. I
also do something–my boyfriend says I overreact–that most of my friends
don’t. After the first part of my poop, I always stand and immediately
flush. Then I sit and wipe. Nothing works better in keeping the bathroom
smell down than frequent, immediate flushes. My dad teases me about
running up his water bill. Let me tell you, though, he knows the
alternative!
At my high school, I either take my daily crap during homeroom passing
period or immediately after school. I rarely have wiping time during the
four-minute passing period so I don’t even try to wipe. I will save that
for lunch hour when I take my pee. It probably not the best situation,
and my mom and I have argued over it, but it keeps me at home on
Saturdays rather than in detention. Also at open house night, I took mom
into one of the bathrooms and showed her those dumb cut-off toilet paper
squares that our school system buys for toilet paper. One of my friends
when she’s crapping reaches for a toilet seat tissue, will pull it off,
and tears it into what she says is the “best” toilet paper. She swears
she has clean underwear. Otherwise, if a cubicle has a seat cover left
when I get ready to use the toilet, I still refuse to deal with it. Skin
-on-seat works fine or me and it saves time.
A question for any babysitters:
How much do you emphasize effective wiping by the kids? Have you ever
critiqued or checked it? How effective was it?
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Wednesday, January 29, 2025
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Emma two
Accident while waiting for the bathroom
I woke up this morning with a desperate need to have a poo. I hadn’t been
for about three days and I got out of bed and ran to the bathroom holding
my bottom trying my best not to poo myself. Unfortunately Sarah was on
the toilet and the door was open as we never close it unless we have
company. I asked her to hurry up as I was going to poo myself but Sarah
apologised and said she couldn’t get off the toilet right now because her
poo was still coming out. The picture of that in my head made me want to
go even more and I felt my bowels push against my will. I tried to stop
it but it was such a relief I couldn’t (or didn’t want to) and I just let
it all out into my knickers. Sarah saw what was happening and she
apologised for keeping me waiting but I didn’t care to be honest as it
was worth it for the relief of it. When Sarah finished on the toilet she
wiped herself clean and I took my pyjamas off and tipped the poo out of
my knickers into the toilet and flushed it. I then took a long hot shower
to clean myself up and got dressed feeling so much better in spite of
having to do it in my knickers.
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Just Another Girl
My daughter (age 10) and I were tidying up her room a few days ago. I was
sorting and re-folding the clothes in her cupboard, and she was packing
things into her chest of drawers.
I wasn’t paying much attention to her until I suddenly heard her say
“ooops…sorry,” under her breath. I turned to her and asked her what the
matter was. She hesitated for a moment before she said “I just farted,
and it stinks.” Her big brown eyes were wide and she looked slightly
embarrassed. I quickly noticed it too – and as she’d said, it smelled
horrible. But I knew better than to point it out to her. Instead, I
smiled at her and responded, “It’s okay. It’s normal and everyone does
it. I do it; your brothers do it. It happens to all of us.” She nodded,
seeming reassured.
Over the next half an hour, it happened several more times. Eventually I
spoke up again. “It’s been a few hours since you had lunch – do you think
you need to go to the bathroom?” She shrugged her shoulders.”I think that
could be a good idea. Try and see if you need to, and I’ll wait right
here for you. Take as long as you need.”
She left, and I heard the bathroom door close. Several minutes later, I
heard the toilet flush, followed by the sound of her washing her hands.
When she returned, she looked a lot happier. “I made poo and I feel much
better now. Thank you for waiting for me. I love you,” she said.
I hugged her and told her that there is no shame in what our bodies do
naturally. That’s what I am striving to teach all of my children, because
it’s a principle that I have lived by for many years now.
PS. I know that I have not posted here in months…but I’m hoping to
start becoming a regular again!
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Jessica
Replies and question
Hi,
Kimberly C.H Survey II: Not sure what your name is, but yes I do take
photos of myself on the toilet often, especially when I have to poop and
I’m out with friends. I’ve never taken a photo of the actual poop in the
toilet, but toilet selfies are definitely common for me. OMG that sounds
horrible, I can’t imagine having to show my mom my toilet selfies. On a
side note, my mom has also told me to line the toilet seat with paper
whenever I’m in public and have been doing it all my life. However, I do
admit that sometimes the toilet paper does stick to my butt and several
times I’ve had it hanging out of my pants in the past. I always make sure
to check now tho 🙂
Austin: Glad you enjoyed my story! My most memorable public poop
experience was when I had a buddy dump in a public restroom. I’m not poop
shy and when I have to go I just have to go. I was at the mall shopping
all day and after having some Chinese food at the food court my stomach
started to hurt. I was in the changing room trying on some tops when my
stomach started to gurgle and the pain was becoming unbearable. I quickly
left the store without trying on all my clothes and headed into one of
the big department stores hoping that there would be no one else in the
washroom and I would have some alone time. When I entered the washroom
there were only two stalls and luckily no one else was here. I put all my
bags down, put the toilet seat cover over the seat, and sat down. The
greasy food court food definitely upset my stomach and it didn’t take
long before I started having diarrhea. The first wave lasted only 30
seconds, and as I was preparing for the second wave I heard the washroom
door open and someone rushed into the stall next to me and instantly let
out a loud wet fart with a moan. It sounded like she made it to the
toilet just in time. As the room went silent I started my second wave of
liquid poop. A bunch of poop shot out of my butt for about a minute. In
the middle of all that I could hear my neighbour having her own case of
diarrhea. The smell in the washroom was disgusting but neither of us
seemed to be slowing down. This lasted for about 10 minutes. I didn’t
have much toilet paper in my stall, but tried my best to wipe as clean as
possible. It definitely wasn’t totally clean but I was too embarrassed to
ask the other girl for some toilet paper. I pulled up my underwear and
pants and excited the washroom as the other girl continued to have
diarrhea. However, just after two minutes my stomach started to hurt
again and I made my way back to the washroom. As I was about to enter I
saw someone exit the washroom, which must have been the other girl. The
washroom wreaked when I entered, but I couldn’t care less as I
immediately took the other stall since I had used up all the toilet paper
previously. The girls toilet bowl was filled with brown streaks and
splatters of poop. I sat down and let out a bunch of sloppy poop. This
time it only lasted for 5 minutes and when I was done I was absolutely
shocked to find that her stall also had no toilet paper. I wonder if she
had used it all or if it had already been empty. Either way, she was
definitely walking around with a dirty hole. Anyways, I jiggled my butt a
few times hopping to get most of the poop off and put my underwear and
pants over my dirty butt. I ended up shopping for some new underwear that
day lol. Hope you enjoyed my story Austin!
Question for everyone: have you ever not wiped after taking a poop? This
may sound a bit weird but sometimes if I poop in public I prefer not to
wipe if the toilet paper isn’t soft as it hurts my butthole. If it is a
solid poop I’ll often just spread my cheeks while pooping and leave
without wiping. But if it is a bit more wet I definitely wipe.
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Not weird, just autistic
Thank you for your reply Trekkie. It’s always nice to meet others who are
neurodivergent and share an understanding of what things can be like for
us. Navigating the world as a neurodivergent definitely brings its share
of challenges, but I’ve also learned a lot about myself along the way.
I also have ADHD, & the combination of autism and ADHD can create some
unique situations. For instance, when I’m hyperfocused on something, I
often wait until the very last minute to address bodily needs like going
to the bathroom (if i actually notice them in the first place). I’ll be
so deeply absorbed in whatever I’m doing that it’s almost like I don’t
notice the need building until it’s extremely urgent. This can lead to a
frantic dash to the bathroom, sometimes not quite making it in time. It’s
frustrating and embarrassing, but it’s something I’ve grown to work
around as best as I can.
Shutdowns, however, are a different experience altogether. They usually
happen after periods of prolonged stress or overwhelming fatigue, and
during these times, I often regress and become non-verbal. My senses
become overly sensitive, and it feels like I just can’t process any
input, including acting upon bodily functions. At these moments, I’ll put
on a nappy, curl up with a big bear or something comforting, and lay on
my bed sucking my thumb to try and calm myself.
During a shutdown, I sometimes feel the need to go, but instead of
getting up and using the toilet, I’ll just relax and let nature take its
course. I often find it soothing to let go-it feels like I’ve returned to
a simpler time with no responsibilities, and for a brief while, the
weight of the world is lifted. It’s an experience that’s hard to explain
but is tied to a deep sense of comfort and calm that I don’t find
elsewhere.
Having a supportive and understanding family has made a huge difference.
For instance, my mum has always been incredibly patient with me, even in
moments of difficulty. Knowing I can rely on that kind of unconditional
support has helped me approach these challenges with more resilience and
self-compassion.
I’ve had quite a few memorable experiences related to interoception,
often not noticing it until its critical or too late.
It’s reassuring to hear from someone who understands the nuances of
living with autism, ADHD, or both. I’m grateful to connect with others
like you who get it.
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Postman
Great one today
Good morning all!
Had one of my better BM’s in awhile about an hour ago. I was having my
coffee, playing a game on my phone, when that familiar heavy feeling
suddenly appeared. I finished my coffee and because I knew it was going
to be a long one, I grabbed a magazine and headed to the bathroom.
Once seated, I peed, let out a few farts, and settled in to do some
reading. After a few minutes, my anus opened up, and with just a slight
push, the turd began sliding out.
I took my time, continued reading, and let nature take it’s course. Soon
the log tapered off and slid out, landing with a soft plop. I was
comfortable, so I finished reading my article, then I wiped. Once I stood
up, I was pleased to see a long smooth log, coming out of the pipe and
sticking slightly out of the water. I’d say around 18″ long.
I was so proud I snapped a picture before I flushed.
Happy pooping to all of you!
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Annie
To Catherine and semi-solid poop after lunch
To Catherine I do write here often (not as often as in my 20s and early
30s. I’m now 38) but I do write here (mostly lurk) at times now.
I was (and still am somewhat) constipated but I had a good breakfast
cooked by my longtime friend who is being my caregiver until I get
housing (she made a homemade soup with leafy green vegetables. She asked
me to eat that first). It had tomatoes and tofu in it. After that I ate a
sunny side up egg, toast with margarine and kiwi on top, coffee and hot
water. At lunch a while ago I had an apple, a banana, about 8 crackers
with jam and sliced cheese on it and warm water. She asked if it was
enough and I said yes with a thumbs up. Since I already had a coffee at
breakfast I left the last of the coffee in the coffee pot for her. I
thanked her, grabbed my Walmart bag off the floor, grabbed my water jug
and jar, filled them and carefully went downstairs. I had the urge to
poop so I opened my bedroom door, put the water jug on the paper bag on
the floor, put the water jar on my desk, walked out of my room, closed
the door, turned off the light, walked to the washroom, turned on the
light, walked in, closed the door, walked to the toilet, pulled my black
sweatpants and dark underwear (on my period remember) down and sat on the
toilet. Relaxed and peed first. It sounded like a stream. Finally after
about 30 seconds I was done. Pushed and a semi-solid poop that seemed to
keep coming came out and laid in the toilet. I wasn’t 100% empty but
nothing else wanted out. Pushed back my sweater sleeves, reached into the
Walmart bag, grabbed the toilet paper, took some off the roll, put the
roll of toilet paper back into the Walmart bag, put it on the floor then
finally started wiping. I wiped my vagina first then leaned forward
slightly and wiped my butt really well since it was really messy. I wiped
until the toilet paper was clean. Put the toilet paper into the toilet,
stood up, pulled my pants and underwear up and turned to look in the
toilet. Wow there was a long semi-solid poop in the toilet, probably
about 2 or 2 1/2 feet long. Damn. Flushed the toilet and it went down and
so did the water level a little. Flushed the toilet again to be sure that
it was okay. Yup. Grabbed my Walmart bag, washed my hands, went to the
door, opened it, turned off the light, walked across the hall (literally
a few steps) to my room, took my flip flops off, turned on the light,
opened the door, walked into my room, put the pink flip flops on in here,
closed the door, dried my hands on the towels in here and have been
sitting here for the last while writing this while listening to music and
drinking warm water. How are you all?
Happy peeing and pooping!
Annie
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Leah
Thanks again MJD for taking an interest in my stories, I appreciate it
and I like this website, I can talk about my bathroom habits in a way
that is like revealing my secrets without feeling embarrassed or
humiliated. So thank you!
I don’t think/trying to remember because sometimes I forget, I don’t
usually go a whole two days without going to the loo, but I’m busy at
work and home so It’s easier to forget, Xmas eve was on a tuesday which
means I must have had a poo sometime at the weekend prior.
I just remember my stomach churning on my way home from work and being
constipated when I got home and I got a bit emotional from the ordeal
You are right, immediately after I got my trousers down and sat my bum
down I farted and a tiny poo shot out with a small plop in the bowl, and
then the massive poo started to come out but got stuck, I don’t think I
pushed to get that out, I got cheesed off and started to push and
struggle then realised it wasn’t moving, so I was sat reading my magazine
with a poo hanging out my bum, and boy it was very painful holding it
there as it grew bigger and bigger.
With my head resting in my hand I wondered how long I would be sat there
for, thank goodness it wasn’t a public loo with people annoying me, I
though it would have to come out eventually and it did, I was gently
pushing, although the grunting got quite vocal and my phone was pinging,
I refuse to use it on the loo.
I believe that is the worst constipation I have ever had, very unusual.
All the food I ate on Xmas day hit me on boxing day, I had sharp stomach
cramps and had to run for the ladies, the poo was very mushy and runny
and splattered inside the bowl, I pushed after the main load came out and
a few more farts and plops trickled out, my bum was very mushy and my
finger went through the paper, covering my finger in poo, but the main
loo door was open so it was very loud anyway
I get diarrhea so I must be using too much laxative, I’m still
experimenting but the laxative has worn off and I am back to plopping
again now. Still trying to find what works.
Let me know if you want to know anything.
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Elvia
Trying to poop fast at the doctor’s office
My youngest (he’s 7 now!) became really sick recently. It always happens
when the seasons change. Fever, sniffles, all the worst things. I
scheduled an early morning doctors appointment for him.
When he were leaving the office I had to go. The bathrooms were single
person. My son felt so unwell though he kept insisting on sitting down on
the bathroom floor to wait for me. There were no chairs and the sink
wasn’t wide enough or had a counter to sit him on. The best I could do
was put my coat on the floor for him to sit on and try and finish as fast
as I could. I made sure to wash it when we got home. He’s starting to get
better thank goodness!
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Questions for Jessica
1. If your mom would have been with you at the arena what would she have
said when you excused yourself for the big crap?
2. What you you have done if all the toilets were occupied and there was
a line for each?
3. Do you have a lot of experience pooping in large arena bathrooms?
Please explain.
4. What do you do if you sit for a crap and then find there is no TP on
the roll?
5. How did you learn about the spreading-your-butt cheeks with your hand
procedure?
Thanks, can’t wait until your next story!
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Nobody
Survey
I forgot about this survey having been posted, so I’ll answer it now
1. Have you sharted/most most memorable “don’t trust a fart” moment?
I’ve had several moments where I’d start trying to push out a fart and
realize just in time that there was more than gas wanting out. With that
said, I did have a moment once that I may or may not have shared already.
I was sitting at the computer and let out a fart that seemed normal. A
few minutes pass and I moved slightly and I felt something weird against
my butt. I reached down and felt a decent sized wet spot. Nothing major,
but I definitely could now officially say that I had sharted.
2. Most unpleasant poo experience?
I wrote previously about a time when I had surgery and it led to me
having bowel issues for a couple of months. My official answer is that
I’m throwing that entire timeframe into “one experience.” If I had to
choose a specific moment, though, it was when a pooped liquid into my
pants in high school (this was during the aforementioned timeframe).
3. Memorable poo experience with a loved one / partner?
Not applicable, but I will tell a story that’s related. When I was in
kindergarten, my elementary school held this auction/sale event..thing. I
don’t remember much about it, but I remember getting a few things. My mom
had to go to the restroom at one point. She didn’t say #1 or #2, but in
retrospect, it was #2. Little 6-year-old me got bored (excited?) and I
wanted to play with one of the prizes or whatever that I had gotten, so I
just trotted into the restroom to ask her to let me play with it. Two
girls walked in and saw me and one of them said something like “oh my
god, there’s a boy in here” and then they left. I think they went to tell
the principal? It was only a minute or two after that that my mom
finished and we left to do more things
4. Have you ever pooped in anything that wasn’t a toilet?
Also besides my pants? I haven’t pooped *in* something. I once was at a
park/lake/forest and got the urge to poop. I was told to just go
somewhere I couldn’t be seen and drop my load on the ground. I didn’t
think like to step off into the trees, so my dumb self dropped it in the
middle of the walking path (yes, I do regret that lmao). I’ve also sat on
logs to drop logs a few times, but I was at home, so, yeah.
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Emma two
Sarah’s story
I was chatting with my flat mate Sarah about embarrassing things that
have happened to us in the past and we got round to the subject of being
desperate for the toilet. She told me a story about an incident when she
was 14. She said she was out shopping with her mother and she was
desperate for a poo. She whispered to her mother about it and her mother
asked her if she could wait until they got home as she didn’t want her
daughter having a number two in a public toilet. Sarah wasn’t
particularly keen on it but she was desperate and she told her mother she
was too desperate to wait and she was going to poo herself if she didn’t
go now. A boy about her age must have heard what she said and he looked
at her. Sarah said she was so embarrassed especially when her mother told
her she could go to the toilet as she didn’t want her to poo herself.
Sarah told me how she had to speed walk to the toilets without making it
obvious she was desperate but she didn’t make a very good job of it. She
told me she made it to the toilets just in time and there was one cubicle
available so she ran in and slammed the door shut and locked it. She told
me how she pulled her skirt up and she pulled her knickers down as her
poo was coming out. She threw herself onto the toilet getting some of it
on the back of the seat and relaxed. She said she had the most amazing
intense relief of her life in more ways than one! She said the cleaning
up was a bit messy especially as she had to wipe the poo off the toilet
seat as well as her bottom but it was worth it.
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Anna Beth
It Was the Best of Dumps, It was the Worst of Dumps
I took a dump today at a friend’s apartment. It was just a little while
ago. We had a wonderful meal, a little wine, hysterical laughter, and
great conversation. Before I had planned to leave, there was a knock at
my back door. I wanted this one to wait until I got home. It did not want
to wait.
So I went to the bathroom and did a really long, thick turd. It was
nearly perfect. It only took a few wipes to get clean. Then I flushed.
And I flushed again. The tank had no water in it to flush the toilet. I
had to tell my friend. She said that she would call maintenance in the
morning. She had two bathrooms.
When I got home she texted me and said that was the biggest poop she had
ever seen! I blushed. I said, “thanks!”
And then I thought how weird I was to think she was paying me a
compliment. I called her and we had a good laugh.
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Laura
To leah
Wow that sounds a big poo on Christmas Eve
I’m glad you finally managed to go after waiting all that time for it to
drop
I can’t say myself I have ever sat on the loo that long probably 20
minutes maximum with a big awkward poo
Did it just come out in one solid log apart from the smaller bits that
break off at the start?
I bet you were relieved when it finally plunged in the water wetting your
bum this usually happens to me when i drop a big heavy log I don’t know
about you but it doesn’t bother me tbh and is just part of the experience
I hear some people put tissue in the bowl to prevent this
I myself haven’t really clogged a loo in years usually a couple of
flushes if it’s a big log as I have done them an inch or so above water
line so I guess yours might been like that
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Lena S.
Pooped my pants again 🙁
Hi everyone, thanks for all the great stories lately.
Shayna: Hope you’re feeling better, sounds like you really had to go in
the gas station. I love your stories!
Colm: Sorry to hear about Kara’s accident, I’m glad it at least happened
in front of a close friend and you were able to help her through it. I’ve
pooped my pants more often than I’m proud to admit and sometimes it’s
just so mortifying. Thank you for helping her!!
Anna Beth: Welcome! I loved your stories, I love the feeling of a huge
dump too!
Heather: Sorry to hear about your accident, I hope you’re feeling better.
Catherine: I love your posts and how friendly you are to everyone!
Yesterday I had a bad accident on the way home from work. I don’t have
the best luck or bowel control, and I’ve come very close but haven’t full
blown pooped my pants since last year in the car with my ex boyfriend
(see page 3066.) I was leaving work and felt a rumble in my stomach as I
walked out of the office. I farted silently and it went away enough to
where I wasn’t worried, and I got in my car and started the drive home. I
have to head across town and I live in a village in upstate New York,
about 20 minutes out of the town I work in.
Traffic seemed busier than usual when I left work, and my stomach started
to hurt again. I got to a red light that seemed to take forever, and I
bore down and pushed out a loud, long fart, but I got more than I asked
for. As soon as the fart ended I could feel hot wet poop in the seat of
my panties, and my stomach started to cramp up badly. I was still stopped
at the light when I lost all control, I leaned forward involuntarily and
warm, wet poop started to crackle and pop out into my pants, I felt it
spill out of the back and squish against my soft dark work pants. It
probably only took seconds but it felt like slow motion. The poop slowed
down as the light turned green and I had no choice but to keep driving.
It smelled so bad I can’t even describe it, and I cramped up again and
farted into the mess, it was so disgusting! I couldn’t believe I pooped
my pants again at 25, but I was glad I took such a nasty dump alone. I
eventually made it home and into the bathroom, feeling the poop squish as
I walked. Once I saw myself in the mirror there was no mistaking it,
there was a huge brown stain and squished bulge across my butt. When I
pulled my pants down it was just everywhere, all over my cheeks and it
started to go up around my crotch. I gingerly wiped most of it off with a
pack of wipes I had under the counter for “just in case” moments like
this, and then took a long, hot shower and cleaned the rest off. I felt
so disgusting and embarrassed of myself, that I didn’t have better
control at 25 years old, but it was really relieving to let it go. I
ended up just throwing the pants and panties away. Hopefully this doesn’t
happen again.
Hope you all enjoyed, I’ll be back soon!
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Anna from Austria
bus ride home with shitty panties (literally)
Hi there here is my latest story.
Last monday my biorythm was a bit off track. Mormally I need to go number
2 1 or 2 ours after my breakfast and morning coffee and them sometimes
after lunch again. This time nothing happend until the later afternoon. I
had to right after writing the last report of the day. So I locked my
office and headed to the toilets in the lobby. I had to so bad that I had
no time to think about the toilet paper situation.
I entered the ladies and took the nearest stall to the door. Locked the
door, pulled down my pants and panties and sat on the toilet. Then I did
a huge fart and with litte effort I did massive soft log. Then I peed,
and some more logs made their ways out of my butt. The stall was filled
with a massive poop stench by now. Then I wanted to grab some paper and
there was not any. I flushed my toilet and checked the other s stalls
with my pants down. No luck either. Even the paper towels at the sinks
were gone. I then had no choice to go home with my dirty butt. To make
things were I decided to take the bus that day and not my car.
I had to take a bus ride home with a dirty butt. It felt weird but
luckily nobody seemed to notice. I also could not perceive smell any
smell. Also the people around me acted normal.
In retro perspective a little miracle. When I checked my panties at home
the whole backside of my pants was smeared with poo. Much more worse than
the skidmarks I had in the past. I had to throw the panties in the dust
bin and then I took a long shower.
that is my story for today.
Greetings from Austria
Anna
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Nytecat
Reply to Denise and a short survey
Hey, it’s me again! I haven’t posted for a bit so I wanted to wish
everyone a slightly belated happy New Year. Now on to business.
Denise, considering your history, I’m proud of you for going accident
free for eight years. I thought it was something that you still dealt
with from time to time. But I’m glad it looks like you finally put it
behind you.
And here’s answers to a short questionnaire that’s been going around
lately
1. Have you sharted/most most memorable “don’t trust a fart” moment: Only
three times that I can remember. The first occasion caught me by surprise
as it never happened before. Recently it happened a couple more times.
The last two were teeny rabbit pellets that managed to sneak out.
2. Most unpleasant poo experience? There’s no single experience I could
call the most unpleasant. I guess it’s those times I need to poop in the
worst way but it doesn’t want to budge? I don’t get constipated very
often. And thankfully it doesn’t last. But when it happens, it’s not fun
at all. And it also goes without saying that accidents are, on the whole,
not pleasant.
3. Memorable poo experience with a loved one / partner: Nothing really.
I’ve been in relationships but there’s really no shared toilet experience
to speak of. Not even brushing my teeth while the other was on the toilet
or vice versa. Maybe if we stayed together longer something interesting
would have eventually happened.
4. Have you ever pooped in anything that wasn’t a toilet ? I had to poop
in the woods once during a camping trip in the boy scouts. That’s pretty
much it.
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Answering Kimberly CH 2nd Survey Questionare
Hello everyone I’m Princess Toadstool Peach and I’m here to answer
Kimberly CH 2nd Survey. So let’s get started
Have you sharted/most most memorable “don’t trust a fart” moment?
When I accidentally tooted in a crowded restroom at Comic Con with lots
of full stalls I was sitting there going poo and pee until “TOOT!!”
Escaped out of my bottom buns. I dressed up as Anya Taylor Joy the
actress whom voices me in the Super Mario Brothers Movie.
Most unpleasant poo experience?
When I get a annal fissure those are so incredibly disgusting especially
when you wipe and see blood on the toilet paper yuck!
Memorable poo experience with a loved one / partner?
I never evee had one before I don’t dream of having one with my boyfriend
Super Mario Mario
Have you ever pooped in anything that wasn’t a toilet?
Lots of places! Bushes, a tree stump, a cinder block, a plastic potty,
porta potty, a outhouse, a loaded restroom with lots of stalls, even
sometimes in bed but don’t tell anyone I do so OK?
OK that’s all for today. Bye bye now!
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