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Alex
Hi guys. I was witness today to what I thought was a very disturbing
incident. One of my classes ended and I had to pee, so I went down to the
bathroom and entered at the same time as two other girls. The two girls
took adjacent stalls and I went into the other. The girls were talking as
all three of us peed almost simultaneously. After I stopped peeing, but
while I was still seated on the toilet, I heard one of the girls start to
move her bowels- it sounded like a fairly soft one. “Jessica, you’re not
doing what I think you’re doing!,” exclaimed the other girl. “Sorry, I
have to go.,” said the girl who was pooping, in a very meek, apologetic
voice. I finished and flushed and came out of the stall at the same time
as the other girl who only had to pee. We washed our hands a couple of
sinks apart from each other when a slight pooping smell began to fill the
air. The “tormentor,” and there’s no other name I can think of to
describe this jerk, said “that’s really gross! , Jessica.” and then,
after drying her hands, began to walk out of the bathroom. I felt like
decking her, or at least saying something to her and/or consoling
Jessica, but I remained silent. The poor girl (Jessica) was doing nothing
but a natural bodily function, and to be teased about it, especially by a
supposed “friend,” and with another person in the room (me) on top of it,
was awful. I can honestly say that, although I’ve read about people being
teased for pooping, I’ve never been a first-hand witness to it, and in a
college setting above that 🙁 I’ve read with interest the several stories
involving “open toilets,” in which people have pooped in adjacent toilets
with no walls between them, never mind doors. I’ve never seen them, but
they sound interesting. Steph (my best friend and die-hard “buddy
dumper”) and I have exchanged e-mails about this; we’d love to have the
opportunity to do this. We either have to go at the same time, in
adjacent stalls with barriers, or, when watching each other when I’m over
her house, go one at a time. Joanne, I can see how watching Pam go and
then wipe herself (and having her seeing you do the same) was a bonding
experience. This talk about mothers-daughters seeing each other go brings
a vague flashback. I live in a house where our bodily functions are very
private. My mother hasn’t seen me on the toilet, or even undressed beyond
wearing panties, since I was a little girl, except for one time, and this
was unplanned. I was about 14 or 15 (now 21) when I was sitting on the
toilet at home. I forget whether I was just peeing or doing “both,” but
that really doesn’t matter- what matters is that I was sitting on the
toilet. The bathroom door was unlocked (I usually don’t lock the door at
home, figuring a closed door is enough) when my mother knocked and asked
if she could come in to get something out of the bathroom closet. I said
“sure, come in;” she came in, and, seeing me on the toilet, quickly took
what she needed out of the closet and excused herself. After I was
finished and came out, Mom said something to the effect of “Alex, I’m so
sorry, honey. I didn’t think you were going to the bathroom. Thought you
were just doing your hair or something.” I told her no problem and left
it at that. This was well before I “discovered” my interest in these
things, so the connection didn’t click until I’ve read the last few
postings. Thanks to the moderators for posting the results. It will make
for great “bathroom reading,” hee hee. Luv, Alex 🙂
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Poop Loggy Logg
Hugh G: I can attest to the truth of your story about the bathrooms in
the old Cleveland Municipal Stadium. I attended many Browns and Indians
games back in the 70s and 80s and if the crowd was at all large (worst
was Monday Night Football) the bathrooms would be in complete chaos. I
specifically remember one time, probably about 1980, where I went to the
john right before halftime (bad idea). The line was way out the door. You
could smell the piss before even entering the door. When I finally got
inside, there was piss EVERYWHERE!! The toilets were all clogged and full
to the brim with pale yellow water, clots of toilet paper, and turds in
various states of solidity. The sinks were being used as urinals, and
they were mostly full. Since there were long lines even to pee in the
sinks, I just did what everyone else was doing: I pissed on the floor, in
a corner. You actually had to wait in line to get to an open spot along
the wall. There was probably a half inch or so of urine on the floor
anyway, slowly draining through the storm drain in the center of the
room. Then came the piece de resistance: when I finally got enough room
to jettison my excess fuel, some old drunk dude, about 60, in a trench
coat and a black porkpie hat, whips it out and starts peeing randomly,
all over the place, not aware of what he was doing. It got on me a
little, but I hardly cared because the whole scene was so filthy and
revolting. I can still remember the smell as if it were yesterday. I
don’t even want to think about how many guys must have crapped their
pants because of the screwed up toilets in that place. On a similar note,
the new college basketball arena that was just built in our town (not
Cleveland) was advertised as having robust enough plumbing that every
single toilet could be flushed simultaneously without an appreciable drop
in water pressure. I think they actually did flush every toilet before
the arena was opened and a minor flood ensued.
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Plunger
All the talk of awkard bathrooms reminds me of the tourist center where I
had a potty visit once. There were no sections between the stalls and
there was only a barier between you and the eyes of the general public in
the area where they were waiting for the tours to start. This arangement
would have been fine with me if the barier would have been suitable, but
there was a gaping void between the floor and the bottom of the wall! I
had to have a poop pretty badly before the tour was underway so I went to
the pot, which was mounted parell to the wall. There was a gentleman who
was standing close to the outside of the wall, and he could see all of
the side of my bare buns as I took a seat. I struck the bowl with a loud
fart and exhaled, I heard the man giggle and I said from across the
partition, “If my stomach didn’t hurt so bad right now from poop pains I
would come over there and give you somthing to laugh about!” He then
moved away from the wall and went over to the croud. Another woman came
behind the wall and had a seat beside me. She could tell I had to do a
poop and said excuse me. I told her that I didn’t mind. She sat and peed,
and we talked for a little bit until I finished and wipped my butt. I
also had a male custodian look on me once while I was pooping one time in
a bank, I guess he assumed that there were no more women in the bathroom
and that I was not in there because it was so quiet, when in reality I
was just holding my breath trying to press out a big one, the big birtha
cut loss and splash-landed just as the janator opened the door and then
he looked on me. He looked so embarassed! I think I scared him more than
he scared me. I loved the posts, keep ’em comming everybody, I love you!
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Coolguy 3:16
Shitter and all the other teens out there: “Just Lucky I guess” I dont
think Its really my looks that attracts the gurlz, I look EXACTLY like
the U.S. rapper “Eminem” complete with left earring and hair dye and all,
but I think one of the main reasons is, this is kinda a small town, I
mean the biggest store we have is “Stage” and “Wal-Mart”, but normally im
just a plain Macdad, The biggest tip I can give all the guyz and
gurlz(Especially guyz) is dont be Lame, Dont be Selfish, Dont be
stuck-up, and be afraid of NOTHING(Especially this one) the ladies dont
like a guy who is easily embarrassed, I have a few more GREAT stories,
and I’ll post a few sometime this week, from here on out you can call me
a regular, but I have to go get Ready, Cya, -JCA3:16- (sounds kinda like
a bible verse huh???) the 3rd book and 16th chapter of JCA!!!!!(But come
on, im noth THAT old, about 1,999 years short in fact, After all im only
16!!!!!cya
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Someone asked about smoking for the first time causing diarrhoea. I
remember when we were young 13-14 year olds a group of us girls used to
meet at the back of the church after choir practice to do things like
talk about boys and to smoke cigarettes. One day Janet got hold of some
Camel cigs. I think they are American. Anyway nearly all of us had one
and Janet was trying to teach us to inhale the smoke properly. Her cousin
had just taught her that you had to do this to be a proper smoker. By the
time it was to go home Janet had smoked more than five cigarettes, I had
smoked only one but the inhaling had made me feel a bit wissey. I shall
never be able to forget that day as we prepared to leave. Janet was a
skinny type of girl, short skirt, white socks drooped below the knee at
the ankles, almost like a street urchin but not unattractive. As young
school girls we all wore white panties under our skirts. I am sure it was
the excessive smoking that did it but as Janet put her leg over the
crossbar of her bicycle, (we rode boys type cycles as is was the fashion
for little girls those days and sometimes we were perfectly aware we
showed our knickers as put our leg over), as Janet put her leg over there
was a sort sqelshy plopping sound and as she mucked herself in her
panties and it came sliding down first the back of one of her legs, the
one which was on the ground and then the other one as she put her leg
over the saddle and crossbar to the ground on the other side. It wasnt
very runny but mushy and seemed to stick to her legs all the way to the
top of her socks just above her shoes. She had messed the back of her
skirt as well. She seemed quite surprised and we were all gob-smacked it
seemed to have happened without warning. She must have filled them right
up. Janet could not ride her bike after that, she did not say much but we
walked with her as she waddled home. Her mother was in absolute shock
when she saw what her daughter had done in her kn! ickers. Janet just
said I have had an accident and her mum said “that was a very silly thing
to do”. I shall never forget seeing all that shit coming out of Janets
pants and down the back of her legs just like that.
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Pat
Here’s something that happened to me a few years back. On occassion, I
have let out a surprise fart, usualy while bending over or kneeling.
There is no warning or, if there is, only a second or two, which give no
opportunity to apply sphincter control countermeasures. Anyway, while at
work, a collegue and I were looking for some files in the lower drawers
of a cabinet. She was kneeling over just behind me and I was looking in
another lower drawer. I was bent over facing away from her and sure
enough, along came a surprise fart. Our relative positions were such that
I let out a fairly loud blast directly into her face from a range of
about a foot and a half. I mumbled an apology and she giggled and looked
embarrassed ( though not as much as I would have expected) We never
raised the matter after that. Has anyone else had a similar experience
with a surprise trouser trumpet?
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To: Mark You say your poo was moist and green, and ask why. Judging by
what you eat, I would have thought that was obvious. Get a bit of good
old-fashioned red meat down you and you’ll soon be back to the normal
brown. How can you expect to have brown turds if there’s nothing brown in
your diet?
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Marcia
On occassions, I like to go without panties, and go pee or poo (wearing a
short dress)while standing in a semi-public place. I had went to a party
that was hosted by a guy that I kinda liked and I decided to leave a bit
of myself at his place. I was outside the house with a girlfriend (she
knows I do this and although she wouldn’t do it, she thinks its cool) and
with some other guys about 20 feet away by a tree smoking some weed, I
first peed onto the sidewalk, it trickled down my bare leg. It was really
nice and warm and it felt great, I always carry extra toilet paper around
for this purpose to clean up afterwords. Then feeling a desire to be a
bit more naughty, I went to a small statue that was also a fountain and a
bird bath. I stradled it and started going poo. The first jobie was about
4 or 5 inches long, but it missed the target of the bird bath. While
straining a bit to get the rest out John’s (the host) dog strolled over
and smelled my first jobbie. Then it just sat there and stared at me as
my second log slid out. This one hit the bird bath and it was about 8
inches long making a loud splash. I was afraid I had been heard and often
dogs draw more attention then needed, so I said “Bad doggy!” just in case
someone nearby heard and was curious. Then I left quickly. The dog
followed me for a bit after that, kinda wierded me out so I shoed him
away. I went out with john (he asked me out at the party a bit later) a
couple of days later and I couldn’t resist. I told him that while at the
party the other day walking for a bit outside, I noticed some nasty stuff
in and around the bird bath. He got a little embarrassed and apoligized.
He told me yes, that he found out about it after the party, and noticed
it was to big for his dog, so that someperson had left it there. He went
on to tell me that some people had complained that only one bathroom was
available (about 25 people were at the party) and that someone had did
this in either desperation or in retaliation for him not being a better
host. He said that he wasn’t really all that mad about it and even told
me (grinning) that he’s a bit of a voyeur and if it was a lady he wished
he was there to see it. I was tempted to tell him it was me, but I think
I will save that for later. Instead I just laughed and told him he was
funny. I hope it works out between us, he’s such a great guy.
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maureen
In reply to lori i have had very similar experiences.I am the older
sister by 2 years and from when we were very small shared a bedroom and
bathroom,we never were shy about being naked infront of each other and i
also helped kathy with her first period problems,As far as farts she was
allways alot more gassy then me but i made up for it in the stench(rotten
eggs)and we try to give each other some privacy when doing #2,the only
time we are in the bathroom together is when one of us is in the shower
or maybe an emergency dump.I agree with the girl who stated that those
bare ass farts really smell,i’m on the swim team and we allways shower
after practice and have heard and smelled some real killers….I hate
when some girl rips an sbd and you walk into it i think id rather hear it
first sort of a warning.Last year we had p.e. the period after lunch and
when they would serve something like franks and beans that locker room
was not the place to be! OH and one more thing alot of gi! rls are really
afraid to fart in front of guys,i have been in the bathroom at school
when a girl would come in and like stand by the sinks looking at the hair
in the mirror and start to fart a few good ones i know the only reason
she came in at all was to fart where she knew no boy would hear her…bye
guys.
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mr. brown
OH yes, Moira and Ella, I forgot to mention last nite that when I have a
bowel movement in my pants, I prefer boxer briefs or jockey briefs, as
the mass is well- contained. Although recently I let one out in Boxer
shorts and amazingly enough the massive load never leaked, even while
climbing stairs!!!!! I also forgot to say that it’s nice to talk to the
woman while SHE’s on the toilet letting it out.
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DOORMAN
Here’s something I was thnking about the other day. Ever notice that some
women don’t use the whole toilet seat, but will sit on only the front
half of the seat? I’m guessing this is a strategy used to eliminate
having to move when wiping. The women I’ve seen sitting on half the seat
just reach back and wipe without moving. This is an advantage that women
have over men because men will squish their hardware if sitting to close
the front of the seat.
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marc
hi everyone. last week a guy by the name” the lover”had posted here. i
know he wants to see his wife on the toilet. maybe ,I can suggest that he
lets her go in alone first then knock after a couple to see if she will
let him come in.if she does love to hear about it. also,scott hope you
get a chance soon with donna.
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your name (optional)Buzzy
Hi to all. Had another antibiotic poop this a.m.This one is for ELLA. Sat
down on the bowl and I took a mirror along to check it out. Waited till I
had to really poop and then opened my legs and put the mirror where i
could see and I could see my hairless asshole start to pucker out.So i
relaxed my sphinter and it opened up and this soft poop came out and out
and out! I could see the endless stream of poop coming out of my puckered
anus.Sometimes I put myself in another place and think I’m watching a
woman poop as I see the poop fall out my butt( since i have a hairless
anus, this is easy to do!) Then I waited for some more poop as I looked
at my swollen anus and then I start to pee.As I’m peeing,this loose poop
shoots out my asshole followed by this l-o-n-g- bunch of whiteish-brown
mucus.That came out very slowly.I watched as this stuff kept on coming
out. Then it just stopped and hung there.I kept pushin and pushing to get
ti out. I could see my anus was really swollen as i finally got this
stuff out of me!Boy did that feel nice.Then I just sit there and enjoy
watching my anus go in and out as I push some more and I then get off.
Then I wipe and look at the poop in the bowl.It was mushy and had this
almost greasy sheen to it.Must be the medication I’m taking.The weather
in the northeast is going to be nice this week and I’m going to do some
biking.I’m looking foward to pooping outside,so I’ll fill you all in when
I go.Should be good with the antibiotics I’m taking,they really make me
go!I hope that ELLA is not the only one who enjoys this!!! SEE YA!
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hoseman
re: cigarettes — I’ve seen cigarette ads from Life Magazines in the
40’s, showing a fancy dinner table with men and women eating, with the ad
noting how the particular cigarette “aids digestion:” the clear
implication was that these folks would eat a fine dinner, smoke a weed,
and then be stimulated to go take a dump.
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Trevor
Carmen/Moira – Even if both are wearing pants or jeans, a pee accident is
still worse for a male than for a female. I once saw a female (teenage)
deliberately squat down in the middle of a very large crowd, and pee
through a pair of blue cord jeans. By squatting she had ensured that none
ran down the legs and the front of the jeans stayed pretty dry. She
remained squatting for a while before walking off looking a little
uncomfortable, and with her anorak tied round her waist so it covered her
wet butt. I don’t think a male could have coped that well.
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Joe B.
I haven’t posted in a long but I read every day. Usually I poop every
day, once a day. Most of my poops are small, seldom over one inch thick
and usually a total of 8 to 12 inches. I’d love to have nice big poops
like some of you describe, but the largest I’ve ever had has been maybe
1.5 inches thick. I eat a lot of fiber foods, but still small poops. If I
have a problem going, I take an enema. I take recreational enemas too
because I love enemas. Anyhow, I havent been able to poop much for
several days and have been feeling pretty full. I was planning a nice
enema series tonight to get cleaned out completely. But a little while
ago, I got really strong cramps and thought that maybe I could poop. I
went to the toilet and sat down. I had a little trouble getting started,
but then I got this great feeling and knew I was going to have a big
poop. It all came out at one time but curled around and broke when it hit
the toilet. Wow! it was over an inch thick and probably a total of 2 feet
long. It was a nice medium brown, medium hard and smooth. It felt
sooooooo good comming out of me, and I feel great now. I wish I could
poop like this every day. Looks like I wont be needing that enema
tonight. Where is Preggy????? I miss Preggy. I really enjoyed Preggy’s
posts. Please come back Preggy.
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Tuesday, March 30, 1999
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redneck
I want to tell y’all about an interesting bathroom I found at work. The
company I work for has a large campus on the SW part of Denver and there
are some old buildings that were built in the 1950’s. The building I work
in, you have the main foyer and a few artificial walls. Behind one of the
artificial walls are a tiny mens and womens bathrooms. The mens room has
one shitter and one urinal. The bathroom gets very little traffic and it
is my new place to take a dump at work. I am pretty selective who I take
a dump around with. At work, I prefer privacy since there are many old
people with little sense of humor. I prefer to crap around HS or college
age kids where they still laugh at their bodily functions.
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For “I think not….”, what is the small town you were visiting in
Colorado ? You mentioned Colorado Springs, I had the pleasure taking a
dump in one of the park bathrooms. Not much privacy. Usually if I hear
foot steps, I make some noise such as tapping on the metal bar or making
noise with the TP dispenser.
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Anne (the bus driver)
I have been watching this site but havent had anything really interesting
to post. I have been driving local service (stage carriage) buses as the
excursion and tour side of things closes down in the winter but should be
starting up again now that Spring is here. A couple of people wet
themselves on Xmas coaches coming back from Office parties, nights out
etc, but no pant filling accidents this time.
Katy FL, I gave up smoking 10 years ago but when I did I found that
smoking a cigarette did often make me need a motion, though not a watery
one, quite normal in consistancy which for me is firm. I suppose the
nicotine stimulates the nerves which control such matters, some poeple
finfd a cup of coffee or tea has the same effect though I think any hot
drink might start off peristalsis. When I was a kid my mum often drank a
cup of hot water when she was constipated and usually about 15 minutes or
so after that she would go to the toilet and pass a nice big solid jobbie
with a resounding “KURSPLOONK!” to her great relief and satisfaction and
I have done the same when really bunged up with good results, passing the
previously reluctant motion which comes out nice and solid. Some people
complain that, on giving up smoking they get constipated, no doubt
because the stimulation of smoking a cigarette is removed.
All the stories about helping out friends who were taken short makes me
tell you about the case of one of my fellow bus drivers. One day I was
driving an additional relief bus behind the regular service in the
morning. Our schedule gave us a break of 15 minutes at the terminus were
there was a public toilet, very handy for drivers. Now the bloke driving
the bus in front of me got out and I saw him walk quite brinskly over to
the Gents toilet then push the door, which was shut. Now he should have
used the Ladies next to it which was open, I suppose the Gents toilet had
been vandalised or was closed for painting or something. I could see he
was desparate but suddenly he stopped and as he was in front of me I saw
a bulge start to form in the seat of his trousers as he was doing a
number two in his pants. I came up behind him and gently said that I knew
what had happened, not to be ashamed as this could happen to anyone and I
suggested that he went into the Ladies with me and Id help him get clean.
Now luckily as it was early in the morning no women were in the toilet so
as he went into a cubicle I went into the one next to his, took my spare
skirt out of my bag and slipped this on instead of the trousers I had
been wearing and passed these and a spare pair of panties (briefs) as I
always carry a pair of these too over the wall to him, luckily we were
the same size. At first he objected to wearing women’s panties but as it
was cold and for hygiene reasons I suggested he wear them as nobody would
know, besides they were a plain pale blue pair of full briefs so didnt
look girly. His own underpants had a big mass of squashed poo in the seat
but as it had been quite solid his trousers had escaped with only a small
areaof staining. Suitably cleaned and re clothed he got back in his bus
and ws able to the rest of his duty. I didnt tell anyone at the garage as
they would have teased him dreadfully. Later her returned the trousers to
me but I told him to keep the panties which I believe he did. Has anyone
else helped a fellow worker or buddy in this way?
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> To answer your question about smoking cigaretts and then
getting diarhea after doing so for the first time, the answer is
“Yes”…I don’t remember where I had read it, but the nicotine in tobacco
has a stimulant effect, which includes the “head rush” and for a lot of
new smokers, causes the large intestine to start contracting which then
pushes whatever is in the passage on its way out…I know, when I first
started smoking I had the exact same thing happen to me, and needless to
say, because of it, at the time, I did do some pretty good sized
“panbusters” as some people here call the large movements. I do know a
few people who rely on the first smoke of the morning to get their
systems to do a bowel movement. Me, I still smoke, but the effect no
longer works on me…
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Bill
Hi again, I had the most fantastic experience this weekend. I was
relaxing in the tub, when my wife asked if I would mind if she used the
toilet. I said no (of course) she isnt shy about peeing in front of me,
but usually I cant see anything. She pulled her panties down and sat on
the seat, which was right at eye level from the tub, and only a foot or
so away! hed butt didnt completely cover the seat, so there was enough
light from the back to allow me to see her stream shooting from her
vulva. The drops glittered as they fell. I thought that was going to be
it, but then she sat for a minute, and I wondered…Is she?? I strained
look came over her face and she began to bear down. I heard a couple of
farts, then a crackling sound. Looking directly between her legs, I saw a
few more drops of pee falling, then a thick log emerged, curled down
about 4″ and broke off with a PLUNK, into the bowl. She relaxed and went
Ahhh, then she bore down again, this time straining hard, her face got
red and her eyes were closed, more crackling then a big log pushed out
and fell with a splash. she went AHHHHHHHhhhh after that one, and after
sitting a few more minutes she stood up and, bending over she wiped. As
she turned around to flush, I saw hwe sphincter was still red and
swollen, and I was imagining it stretched to allow that big log to pass.
I must confess this got me very aroused, I’m glad she left and shut the
door when she was done…
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Buzzy
Hi,all,haven’t posted for a bit cause I’ve been sick with bronchitis.Took
a real big,but strange dump thisa.m.I’ve been taking these antibiotics
for the bronchitis.I went to the toilet to pee,and as i’m standing there
peeing,I felt my rectum fillup rather quickly.I was standing there with
just my undershirt on and I almost pooped on the floor!So I quickly sat
dowm and started pooping.I felt this hard piece come out and stop there
and i felt this soft stuff come out all around it and on to the side of
my left buttock.It felt weird,so I spread oped my legs to see what was
going on.I saw the poop coming out almost on a 45 degree angle cause of
this hard piece stuck partially in the way. So I wathced and pushed as al
this light colored poop oozed it’s way out my puckered asshole.Then as
i’m pushing,I’m also peeing like a race horse.Then the hard piece pops
out and it is followed by this stuff that looked like soft ice cream
coming out.An endless ,almost seemless mushy bunch of soft and loose poop
kept coming outas i’m still peeing. Boy did that feel good. passed NO gas
at all.It was a very quiet poop and hardly no smell( i guess cause of the
antibiotics) I had to really wipe my butt after that one,and it was a
mess! I love to poop and I love to see womem pooping in front of me, and
I love to poop outdoors,But I don’t want any contact with the poo
itself.I hate to get poop on me in ANY way.Too gross for me I had to take
a shower after that poop.ELLA,I hope you enjoyed my poop,cause it was a
good one!By the way how does one get onto that ICQ thing?That sounds
great! Also the camera on your PC What a great Idea!I’d love that with
the women on this site!Come on girls,give us some morning poop details
and play by plays.Hope all are well! BYE
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DOORMAN
I’ve seen a woman fart on TV. It was during the first or second season of
Third Rock From the Sun. Mary (Jane Curtain) is sitting on the couch with
Dick (John Lithgow). They’re watching TV and eating Chinese food. Mary
leans over and farts. Dick looks at her in shock. Instead of being
disgusted, he is overjoyed by the fact that she is comfortable enough
their relationship that they can fart in each others’ prescence. Unless
they start playing syndicated re-runs soon you won’t see it. On an old
Fox sketch/comedy show called The Edge, Julie Brown is portraying Carnie
Wilson. She is with other acteresses who are supposed to be the members
of Wilson Phillips in an Mtv Rockumentary Parody. In one part of the
parody, Wilson Phillips are seated together and Carnie announces,”I
farted!” They all giggle and hold their noses. Am I the only one who
remembers these?
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Shitter
Cool Guy 3:16: All I can say is you are the MacDaddy of buddy dumping!
You are definitely a smooth-operating guy–getting to shit with and in
front of those girls like that! What is your secret, man?
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Trevor
Jill wrote “Our downstairs loo is next to the front door, and I was using
that one because my husband was upstairs in the shower. I had just about
finished when there was a ring on the door bell, so I quickly wiped and
flushed.” How do you know the caller hadn’t been watching you through the
window? I’ve seen some of these loos by front doors and, when the light’s
on, a person outside can see everything!
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Mark
Hello fellow toiletists, My most recent bowel movement involved a very
moist, greenish poop splattering. My diet consists of mainly soups and
salads. Any advice as to why the bowel coloring ?
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