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Jane
There were a couple of terms in my college years where I had an
exceptionally heavy course load. In fact, during one term my class
schedule was so busy on Thursday that, from 8am to 5pm the only breaks I
had were the 10-15 minutes in between classes. Moreover, in a couple of
instances I had to travel across campus and had to jog or run part of the
way to get to class on time. I was able to take care of my business in
the bathroom most of the time. However, there was one instance I let an
urge to poop build up until my classes were done for the day.
After lunch that day, I started to feel a rumbling in my stomach. I
thought I had just gobbled up lunch a bit too quickly and it wasn’t
digesting right. I thought I could just hold it in until the end of
classes. By the time the last class started, my stomach began to ache,
and I could feel the poop start to build up and push to come out. I was
not very comfortable for the whole lecture, but I managed to stay until !
it ended at 5:00, though it felt like it would never end. Once the class
was over, I ran to the research library, which, luckily for me, was
nearby. I usually studied there, and their restrooms were roomy and clean.
I went to the second floor, went into the women’s restroom and into a
stall, lowered my jeans and panties, and sat. Immediately I pushed out a
series of long thick logs that were so soft they fell into the toilet as
mush. It came out slowly but steadily for about a minute, and it had
filled up the bottom of the toilet bowl and made a strong poop smell. I
flushed the toilet and continued to push out soft mushy poop, as if I
were dispensing soft-serve ice cream. It continued for several minutes,
during which I would flush the toilet every minute. I was up to five
flushes by that time. I pushed out mushy poop for another thirty seconds,
then I felt a sharp pain in the stomach and started to push out more
mushy poop, only this one came out much faster ! and in greater volumes.
I flushed after another 30 seconds, then I pushed out yet another
eruption of mushy poop, this one lasting another 30 seconds and ending
with a loud thud. I flushed the toilet yet again, then I pushed out three
more long soft turds before finally finishing. I wiped several times,
flushed again, and finished wiping. I got up and saw a big skidmark in
the bottom of the bowl, which did not go away after I flushed the toilet
a final time. I felt several pounds lighter after that.
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curious namer
hi, this is a question I have been wondering about men and urinating.
What is the most common term/expression men use when they gotta go #1.
And does this expression vary with age?
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Pat
Someone mentioned that in the movie “Fools Rush In”, there is a scene
showing Salma Hayak sitting on the toilet. I didn’t see the movie, so can
anyone tell me if it is a pee or poop scene, and if there are any sound
effects? Also, does anyone know of any female poop scenes in any recent
movies? The most recent one I can remember was “Senseless”. Thanks!
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Poopsy woopsy
My friend had to go in class well she goes to the teacher and says can I
go to the bathroom. he said no. So at break she went to the bathroom and
did number2 and when she came out she had a big red and brown spot on her
pants. She was having her first period and crapped in her pants.
Poopsy woopsy
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Sandra
On Friday I had a meeting at an ofice across town. After the meeting I
could feel a poo coming on, so I asked the secretary where the ladies
room was. She was young (mid-twenties) and I was quite surprised when she
said “I’ll take you there – I need to take a s**t”. We got to the ladies
room – the secretary took the lefta hand stall and I tok the one next to
it. Very interesting decor – the wall behind the toilet was one huge
mirror. The partitions between the stalls didn’t go all the way to the
back (mirrored) wall, instead there was a 3 inch gap between the back
wall and the partition. What this meant was I could see a reflection of
the person sitting in the next stall! As I sat down, I looked over and
saw the reflection of the secretary’s rear as she perched on the pot. I
saw her cheeks perfectly! She leaned forward, farted and I then saw a
light brown poo come out of her bottom and fall out. It didn’t make any
sound as it went into the water. My poos didn’t either – the toilets were
wide with high water so poos didn’t have far to fall. Mine just slid in.
For much of my own poo I looked behind and continued to see poos coming
out of the secretary’s bottom. We finished at the same time and left our
stalls together. As we washed our hands the secretary said “I really
needed that. Did you dump as well?” I told her that I did poo but decided
not to tell her that I watched the reflection of her pooing!
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Marc
I am curious as to hear women’s opinions about men peeing in bushes, etc
in emergencies. Do you consider this acceptable or disgusting or jsut
unfair? And to men-where do you think is the best place to go pee outside
in an emergency situation?
I would like to share my bathroom habits. I am very open about this topic
and not at all afraid to discuss my bodily functions. I often say I have
to tinkle around my family and will say I have to take a piss or pee if I
really gotta go bad. I never close the door when I pee at home and if I
have held the pee in for awhile, I will make a sound/sigh of relief as I
pee. I can not hold in my pee for very long so I often go in bushes or
behind buildings in emergencies. If I feel an urge to pee I gotta find a
bathroom right away or it’s to the bushes. I have also used avaiable
bottles when necessary. I prefer to pee in urinals when in public
restrooms and love troughs. I like to lean back when I urinate-it helps
me to get the pee out better. I sometimes end up stopping and starting my
flow as I pee to get it all to come out. I will often stay for at least a
minute even after a short piss, just to get all the piss out-I can
usually get a few more drops to come out. I usua! lly tinkle in large
volumes. When at home, I pull my pants down all the way to piss, but when
peeing outside, I only pull down as far as I need to. I tinkle very
frequently-like at least 10 times a day so I get to use a lot of
different places to pee-most often, my home toliet.
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Lance
Going with the themes of celebrities pooping, who wouldn’t want to watch
Pamela Anderson Lee pooping? Can’t you imagine Pam squatting down and
grunting, straining, and pushing to force a solid column of poop from her
anus?
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Simon
I have to agree with bigd, when I have a poo, I just go, and it takes no
less than a minute, too much time wasted on the toilet leads to a ring on
your backside.
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i was on a bus ride and had to go so bad, but for some reason, i managed
to hold it, but the extra second it took to unbutton my jeans was too
much and i peed all over them!!!!!
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Public Toilet Hater
I clogged the toilet again today. Without paper. Just poop.
The ulcerative colitis has cleared up, and I have no symptoms.
However, I keep clogging toilets.
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Jack
To Randi P.- I will have Nydia check out your post next time she is over.
Hair waxing reminded me of the time I called a salon about waxing. Now
mind you, I wasn’t just interested because of a hairy butt crack, but
because I’d had surgery for pilonidal cysts. The doctor said I needed to
keep the area free of hair. So I called a salon, asked for the waxing
person, and asked her if she did male butts. She responded by telling me
I was sick, and to F*ck off. So I never was able to follow the doctors
advice. I tried reaching round back with a razor and you can guess how
that turned out. I’ll probably have a recurrence of cysts someday,
althogh its already been quite a few years.
Well this wasn’t really about pooping. Too bad I didn’t go to the salon
and then have to poop while there! That would have been a story.
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Portland, Oregon resident
My wife, Donna, and I went for a picnic today to a nice spot we know of
out toward Mt Hood. The weather was very nice so I cant say what followed
was the main event as we enjoyed the nice weather a little too much.
Anyway she needed to take a poop about an hour after we ate. There were
no bathrooms so I went with her and dug a hole in ground. She is getting
to be very relaxed with me watching. She did a nice production for me.
When driving home I told her that my “observation” was that womens anuses
are in a slightly different spot than mens. Of course I have very little
experience with this subject, but her poop hole is so low it almost is
below her butt cheeks. Mine is just a little below the center of my butt
cheeks. She said she thought I was crazy. When we got home she called her
sister Jan and told her what I said. I understand Jan said she thought I
might be right. A few minutes later Jan called back and said she thought
she could prove I was right. She came o! ver with her polaroid camera. I
didnt get in on the fun- but Jan took a picture of Donna bent clear over,
spreading her cheeks. then Donna took one of her, then she had me come
in, with Jan out of the room, and took one of me in same position. Then
we compared the three. Donna and Jan have their nice little holes in the
same place. In fact I dont think you could tell which was which. I don’t
– mine is a little bit higher up, very easy to see this in the photos.
Can we please have some in-put, or some confirmation on this from other
participants here?
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Louisa
I have never seen a bathroom with doorless stalls. I would find that very
interesting if I ever saw it. I don’t think I could ever poop with people
watching me, unless I was having urgent diarreah or a large movement that
couldn’t wait. Today I went to the mall to do some shopping. I ate at the
food court which is known for its greasy, junk food. I had a burger,
onion rings, a chocolate shake and later on, an ice cream. About an hour
later I began to feel the mass of food fill my rectum. My stomach cramped
and I began frantically looking for a bathroom. I had to stop at points
to clench my cheeks together to prevent the huge movement from coming
out. I found the ladies room, but much to my dismay there was a line.
There were only 2 other people in line, so I decided to try and wait it
out. the pressure was becoming unbearable so i let out a few sbd’s. I got
a few evil glances from people because of the raunchy smell. Finally a
toilet was freed up. I entered and go! t a wiff of the distinct scent of
a healthy movement, probably laid by the woman before me. A rumbling in
my bowels reminded me of the trouble brewing below and I quickly undid my
pants, and sat down. As soon as I sat down a large soft log came flying
out, followed by another, then another then another. A wet fart came out
followed by a bunch of mush that was accompanied by a few more wet farts.
My stomach cramped again and I pushed, the pushed harder, and there was a
gaseous explosion of a huge fart and some more mush and turds. Now i was
done. I stood up and looked down. The toilet was a mess. A large mushy 12
inch log was floating at the top, around it were 4 5 inchers, and a lot
of small pieces of diarreah-looking poop. The water was dyed brown. I
wiped 6 times and flushed. The bathroom reeked. I felt a lot better after
that.
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dr. brown
In response to the names reminiscent of the toilet. I went to high school
with a guy named Omar Dookie! The teasing was relentless! This is the
absolute truth! He was of Middle Eastern descent. Thanks.
Dr. Brown.
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Dork
Public Toilet Hater,yes I do believe most males carry on the oppisite
side that they are such as right handed maales carry on the left. Will
other males confirm this? JacobG do thell us about your room mates and
will other males talk about their ass hair problems?
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Dave
I hope you’ll post this on your site:
A couple of months ago I wrote to tell you how our friend Nicole had a
poo outside in front of an audience comprising four males, me, her
boyfriend John and two other friends. Its quite clear shes an
exhibitionist and enjoys having an audience while she performs her toilet
functions; since then weve seen her urinate dozens of times and defecate
eleven times weve been counting these.
Ive been meaning to post again for a while but havent had time anyhow
this was the most recent incident it happened last Saturday. John and
Nicole and been to play in a badminton match they are in a local team
and play quite often. We three lads often go with them to lend some
support and because it is often quite enjoyable. Nicole would usually sit
in the middle of the back seat of the car for the journey which meant
that two of us got to squash up against her then we would enjoy seeing
her run and jump around in her short white flaired s! kirt; then to cap
it all there might be some toilet fun at some stage.
We were on our way home after an enjoyable match. Nicole is 26 attractive
and measures 34b-24-37 so she is a little ???? with ample thighs and bum
but by no means fat. She was wearing a long wrap around skirt; even
though it was cold she wasnt wearing hose; she never did her pale bare
legs are always on show one way or another.
It was late afternoon and we were about half way home when she said to
John who was driving:
Can you pull over in the lay-by coming up; I need to have a poo.
These are the words we were all hoping for I felt a shiver of excitement
run up my spine and lurch in my stomach. John pulled over and we all got
out of the car; I was watching as Nicole clambered out exposing a large
expanse of white flesh as her skirt fell open. Once she was out of the
car she said:
Where shall I do it then?
Youll have a job to get away from the road theres just this verge !
and a big thick hedge, John replied.
Ill have to go here then otherwise itll be in my pants in a minute.
With that Nicole walked over to the verge lifted up her skirt, pulled
down her panties and squatted down. We all quickly sat down close behind
her; we all wanted the best possible view and not to miss anything.
Nicole was shielded from the road immediately adjacent by the car; her
bum was facing the direction we had come from and I guess sitting behind
her we partially blocked the view for the traffic coming that way but
from the other direction the cars would have a clear front view of her.
It wasnt a really busy road but there was a steady flow of traffic.
Anyhow she didnt seem to care who saw what.
From our prime position we had a clear view of Nicoles anus and the back
part of her virgina. We saw her bottom-hole open a little and bulge out
as she pushed; then there was a very fast fierce jet of urine from the
front; then a big fart accompanied by som! e white sort of mucus from her
anus followed by a sort of phut which sprayed out lots of little bits
of shit with some force. Then there were three or four bigger bits about
an inch long. She looked over her shoulder and smiled and said:
I guess thats it mainly gas did I get any of you. Sure enough some
of the little bits were on our shoes.
Whilst she wiped herself I walked around the front to see what was on
view to the oncoming traffic. Sure enough, true to form she was making no
effort to conceal anything; her skirt was lifted well out of the way
leaving her trimmed pubic hair and virgina on show. I wonder if anyone in
any of the cars saw her urine coming out I gues theyd need to have
pretty good eye site.
Dave
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Elena
The crank.. the girl you’re talking about … better not be me!! I’m as
quiet as humaly possible when I use a public toilet. So I guess you’d
have no fun there either. Anyway you guys sound like Miquel as he owns a
cpoy of Fools Rush in.. he says he loves the movie cause it’s romantic
but we know better don’t we? ^-~ Anyway okay well I was young and well
barely getting the knack of being potty trained.. I was trained late as
my mom didn’t want to rush me as she did my sister and well they paid the
price. My mom knew I had gone 4 days with no pooping so she took me into
the bathroom and got the enema ready. I cried.. big time.. I mean I
screamed and cried like crazy. My mom paniced and didn’t know what to do.
Well she was babysitting our neighbor and good friend’s son Miquel (Sigh
he was so cute back thenn.. what happened I’ll never know. ^-^;;) Anyway,
he was sick and had something like me and his mom had gievn him a
supository and gave my mom some extra just incase it didn’t ! work. She
came back with one and told me if she could give me this. I said is it a
pill? When she told me what it was I almost died again. She ran off and
brought Miquel.. who was groggy and ill. (oh.. um sorry just my heart
breaks when I remember him that way)He was a cuople years older than me
at the time. He told me how they gave it to him and how it didn’t hurt..
and he felt much better after it worked. Well I was still scared and I
asked him to close his eyes and hold me hand. He did and I lowered my
underwears and told mom to do it. She giggled at first and then did it..
it felt funny but I was okay holding Miquel’s hand. Then she pulled them
back up and told me it would take a while to work. We went to the living
room where Miquel was laying down on the sofa. I sat near him and talked
to him. My mom said something like Uh oh.. someone has a crush.( if she
only knew. Miquel was my best friend and I loved him to death… he
wasn’t mean like the other boys.. rather than pu! ll my hair.. he liked
to brush it and tie it up with ribbons. And he didn’t mind playing girl
games.. the only thing he didn’t like was kisses. I used to chase him
around the whole neighborhood trying to plant a smoochie on him.. oops
sorry for rambling) Anyway there was a call on the phone and my mom went
to go get it. It was Miquel’s mom and they used to talk forever. Anywa
Miquel got up to say hi to his mommy when.. I got a feeling deep down in
my ???? and in my bottom. I knew what it meant.. I hurried to the
bathroom and fell. I didn’t cry as I felt something starting to come out.
I then made it to my potty (it was like what you call a chamberpot) and
pulled down my underwears.. but ehy didn’t seem to wnat to come off.
(When your small this happens a lot when you’re in a hurry.) Finnaly they
came down and i sat on the cold ceramic bowl. I peed a bit as I got ready
for the worst. Then.. I got shocked as Miquel walked in. he said he was
looking for me. i sat there looking u! p at him saying I had to pull down
my underwears and sit on the potty and poop. (Yes I said this out loud in
public instead of a simple I have to go potty and it drove my mom
bonkers)Anyway he said are you pooping? I said yes.. in a strained voice.
He said I have to go poop too. He closed the door and pulled down his
Pajama pants and underwears and sat down on the big toilet. I rerember
thinking… wow Miquel usues the big toilet.. I wish I could. (my mom
gave him another supository to make sure all the bad stuff came out of
him and it kicked in)I told him um.. i can’t go away cause I’ll poop my
underwears. He told me it’s okay… you can stay I know you gotta poop
too. I thought wow…. he gonna poop here with me wathcing. (I never saw
my dad or any guy poop so this was a first for me and since it was
Miquel.. I was in heaven)Anyway I felt the feeling in my bottom get
worse. So I said… if you don’t tell anyone.. I’ll let you see me poop
too okay? He nodded as i saw his face! wrinkle up as he started to poop.
Oopsie I’m out of time.. I’ll continue this later.. sorry.
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Steve,
Greetings to all on the forum.
My girlfriend Louise produced a large log this morning and blocked the
toilet, so I had to break it into two with a stick before it would flush
away. It is some time since she did that (it seems she prefers dumping
large turds in the park these days), so I suppose she was due for it!
‘someone’ – I hope the stories I’ve posted have been of interest. My
girlfriend is also posting now and she has some remarkable experiences to
talk about too. You don’t say what sex you are, so it is impossible to
tell whether you like to hear things from a male or female perspective.
Dee – I was fascinated by your description of that implement you peed
through. Somehow I can imagine ladies who dribble might be able to use
it, but my girlfriend Louise tends to squirt huge gushers and I don’t
think a hollow spoon would work for girls like her!
The little contest that seems to be developing between yourself, Louise
and PV is quite somethi! ng. I have to wonder how many other women out
there have been secretly measuring their urine output over the last few
days.
Anne, Jane, Gabrielle, Cheryl, Jessica from Canada – if you have measured
your own volumes, please let us know.
Katrine – In case Louise has not told you herself, and I know she’s
posted tonight but not who she’s replied to, it is all in the splaying
and lifting of the lips by using two fingers in an inverted V, and also
pushing hard at the end of the pee to keep the pressure up. If you can
stand and
reliably pee straight down, you are probably a good candidate for the
‘shooting forward’ move. The teenage girls we met at the nudist beach
both got the knack almost immediately under their mother’s guidance, and
Louise learned her technique from her mother when she was a little girl.
If your mother isn’t so forward thinking, then can I suggest you
experiment and practice in the shower or bath. Let us know how you do,
and with any luck yo! u’ll be able to join Louise, Louise’s mother, PV,
Gabrielle and all in standing at a urinal! I think they will all tell you
how liberating
it is to have that skill. Best wishes.
Jessica – It seems like every time you saw a doctor when you were a
little girl, your clothes had to come off and you peed uncontrollably.
Those times must have been very embarrassing for you at that age! I must
say I felt so
sorry for you even though the stories are so amusing.
Have you ever had a similar thing happen to you as an adult?
PV – Ha ha, yes, my first exposure to the delights of the female pee was
a great one. She did love being watched on that occasion, and seemed to
regard me as a special boy to wee in front of out in the street, but
would not do so for anyone else. It seems I was honoured with that
privilege
every time, and I didn’t complain!
You’re right about male urination being looked upon as crude, as it often
is. Your argument makes perfect se! nse to me, and yes, of course you’re
right about female urination having a mystique about it. One of the more
interesting aspects of female urination is how a female prepares for it.
There is plenty of variation with women. Will she drop her knickers or
pull them aside? Squat, bend over or stand? Of course there is more
reference to male urination, but in a country that often does not want
even to admit that people have sex, female urination is something that is
a taboo. You cannot discuss it. Hmmm. I think women deserve a little more
equality in that particular area. I’m not sure there is all that much
cultural difference between Britain and Aussie land as far as the toilet
is concerned. I suspect what I’ve said about the British public’s
collective hangups could apply equally to the Aussie public. Or perhaps
you can tell me different!
Ha ha, great story about the men’s toilet at the beach. I wonder what you
would have done if the man had been still in there peein! g and you
walked in on him…?
I read that my girlfriend has been misbehaving herself in the park again.
Since that boy found her trying to flood the place I’ve often seen her
having a little chuckle to herself about it, but she just shakes her head
and says “the park” when I ask what she’s laughing at. Most women would
have closed their legs when found like that, but she tells me she opened
her legs wider! I think she might have removed a little mystique
surrounding female urination, at least in that boy’s eyes.
Bye for now,
Steve.
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Curious
Katrine- thanks for your response. Yes, I would love it if you gave
detailed stories of times you’ve peed in weird places, especially floors!
Thanks.
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Hi all,
Back on the board…
CHRISTINE: I remember that post, I think I read it waaay back! Yes, it’s
an amazing thought, being able to enjoy a squat poo and clean up
thoroughly in the shower. I too have a fair amount of red hair that takes
a double shampooing, so there’s plenty of suds, and I shave in the shower
too, soap up my under-arms and legs and shave them smooth with plenty of
steamy water, so there’s plenty to wash it all away. I guess if the
shower and toilet drains share the same catchment (they’re three feet
apart with a wall between) it doesn’t matter all that much which hole the
poo goes down. Unfortunately we have sealed drain caps here, so I don’t
think the experiment is on the immediate agenda, but it would be nice to
at least give it a whirl!
DEE: Thanks! It was quite an ordeal, but my record is now fairly
respectable! The first time I ever measured myself, I was disappointed to
find only 400mLs, despite having felt quite full, a! nd wondered then how
some of these gargantuan quantities were arrived at. Practice makes
perfect, I guess, though a friend just warned me that excessive
desperation may well be linked with bladder or U/G tract infections, so
it’s not wise to make a frequent habit of it. I don’t think I could go
through with that every night anyway! To be fair, my bladder was empty at
the start of the four hours — I timed it since my previous emptying.
There are times I’ve slept the night through and been so desperate to wee
in the morning that I’ve had internal pelvic cramps, I have to move very
carefully because the muscles spasm. Not fun, I assure you, and I’ve
mostly regulated myself around them these days.
That’s a good idea, using that medicine spoon as a “spout.” A surrogate
penis, perhaps! But many women who have trouble with the device-free
method can go using the plastic pal. I read once about a lady climber on
Denali, Alaska, tallest mountain in the US, who used on! e to do a
standing wee at the communal latrine hole one beautiful sunrise on the
mountain. The French climber next to her had no idea she was a woman, in
her bulky cold weather gear, until she was finished and turned past him!
NYDIA: Welcome to the forum, dear! I’m interested in the question of hair
around the rear end — I have a small thicket of hair to each side of my
anus but it does not extend around it, and I am intrigued when I see
photo models with beautifully smooth, totally clear skins around their
outlets. I often wonder how it must feel to be bare back there, and
whether it would be as itchy as when the hair further forward starts to
grow back… Interestingly, soldiers in the field usually shave their
anal hair simply to reduce the likelihood of getting in a mess when
defecaeting. Thus the WWII nickname: “shavetails.” Please let us hear how
you proceed, and do tell us your stories, you sound like a lovely lady in
an exotic part of the world.
Chee! rs to all,
PV
PS: Steve and Louise, where for art thou?!
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Louise
DEE, I think we are both at the top end of bladder capacity scale.
Even though you are 6 inches shorter than me at 5 feet 3,
it sounds your bladdre size might be about the same as mine! Your
belly must be bulging a bit at the time when you hold 1.2 litres!
I can often hold on for hours like PV, but if I have been drinking alcohol
I tend to wee a lot. By that I mean I produce lots of it, but I do several
big geyser wees a night.
Sounds like you do big wees too! My streams don’t often split like happens
to you, but I think when it does, it is because my inner lips are tightly
closed and sort of pushed to one side at the time. I usually run a finger
tip down the middle to open up a little if you understand me.
My boyfriend says I do some of the biggest wees he’s seen, but says
1.2 litres from a smaller lady sounds like a real spectacle.
Have you ever peed when your guy has been with you? Doing it together can
really bring y! ou close!
Yes, that is pretty much the “backwards wee” position as you describe, but
to direct it back instead of downwards I press my pussy down to aim and I
keep the pressure on.
CHERYL, your experience at the beach shows if you are the first to pee
then
others will follow your lead. Did you wee through your bikini bottoms?
I don’t like doing that, and I’ve always pulled mine down or to the side
so I don’t get them wet. Did other women wee through their bikinis that
day or did they pull them aside? When I was 15 and on holiday with my mum,
I went into the sea, pulled my bikini down under the water and forced out
a big shit. It felt very daring and exciting because there were other
people in the water nearby, so I know how you must have felt too!
PV, I don’t think I set out to be seen, it is just that when the lad saw
me and I was discovered I felt this thrill at him seeing my pussy weeing.
I guess a part of me! was kind of hoping someone else was going to
discover
me the same way. I mean, I don’t want to be known as “that girl who pees
in
the park” to everyone local, but it makes my heart jump into my mouth in
a nice kind of way. I think you know how I mean from what you say about
being in a men’s room. Yes, it can be a struggle to get dstarted in there,
but once I do start I really relax and let rip!
My mum is a lot of fun, and is in lots of ways more like an older sister
to
me than some girls’ mums are. Not many would hose the wall like she did,
and she really enjoyed herself and thought it was great fun. My sister can
do the standing thing too, and she will be coming with us next time. I’ll
let you know what happens! Sounds like your own mum would think it was
odd and unnatural, even perverted, to stand and wee. Best keep quiet to
her I think!
Must practice more with the jeans on. Got them wet again at the front
last night, ! and it is a good job they needed a wash anyway! Your idea of
tight jeans helping to draw the labia back seems the opposite of what my
experience was. I thought it was a problem, but it maybe that my technique
was wrong. I’ll try my really tight jeans again and I’ll see how I go on!
I estimate I can squirt forward about 8 feet. I did see that old post that
talks about that 13 year old girl squirting for a full 13 feet, and I
agree it does sound too far. When I was 13 I think I could just about do
5 feet, and my 8 feet now is when I really need to go and do a geyser wee.
An Olympic event? Hehehehehe I can just imagine Steve as one of the
judges!
What would they wear? Probably swimsuits or lttle bikinis maybe, or maybe
they would have to do it out through the fly!!! But then they would have
to
be sure that the girls (or older women?) were peeing at the time and it
was
not being squirted from a bottle, so all pussies would have ! to be shown
and
that would probably mean bikini or something with no crotch. It maybe that
bikini bottoms would have to be taken off so they are not in the way!
Points lost for dribbling and farting, disqualification for shitting while
pushing to keep the peeing pressure up! I hope I’m not being too coarse
that
this message gets refused!
Hehehe there would be no problem with drug tests, all they would
have to do would be to draw the wee from the puddle on the floor
afterwards!!!
That’s one for Steve to think about I think!!! Sorry men, you would not be
able to compete against the girls. That’s one sport you would get less
money
for playing than us!!!
Please let us know when you think you’ve weed the most you can. It sounds
like
you are reaching new records nearly every day. I do not think any of us
really
know exactly how much I can hold. I mean I could have done more than a
litre
when I’ve weed in alleys when I’ve been r! eally needing to go! The
largest pees
could be the ones you don’t get to measure!
Hehehe, I can just think of it – you helping us flood the steel trough at
our pool, and Steve and I could make things more goldenly liberal at your
Aussie nude beaches!
Well, thank you very much for your best wishes, PV. Same to you and other
women
who stand at the urinal with us. Aim high and open fire! Hehehe.
Louise.
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bad aimer
I prefer to pee in urinals whenever i can. i think the best part about
urinals is that I don’t have to worry too much about aim since if I hit
the general area, it all ends up in the bottom of the urinal. but at
home, without urinals, I often have trouble getting my aim in the toliet
water right from the start. Do I start letting the piss come out to
soon-should I wait longer to line myself up? I often end up nearly or
actually hitting the seat for the first couple of drops. Guys, can you
offer any suggestions for my ongoing problem.
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Buzzy
Hi,all-TO JACOBG-Funny story about missing the bowl.That happened to me
when i was about 12-13 and i squatted over the bowl and let go and it was
a real long one and about half of it went on the back of the bowl and on
the floor-yeccch-what a drag to clean up.Aim better next time!TO
DANIEL(uk)& THOM-I myself enjoy both male and female pooping stories,but
to each his own.The male ones seem to be more discribtive,but some of the
female ones are funny and erotic in their own way.I enjoy stories that
show how much the person enjoys pooing no matter what gender!Well,here’s
a male pooing story for you all-I was at the gym the other day and i was
standing there talking to one of the instructors and i felt the urge to
pee at first and i was drinking a lot of water and after about 5 mins i
felt like i had to poop also and i kept listening to this guy talk and
talk and i was trying to look for a moment to get away!Finally i said to
him-“excuse me i got to go to the bathroom,sorry to! cut you short”and he
laughed and i ran down to the toilets-I don’t know which way i had to go
more, poo or pee!I got undressed and want to a stall and i sat down
without closing the door and i started to pee like a horse and halway
thru the pee,my asshole exploded with this long,soft sausage of shit and
i’m sitiing there in excasy leaning back against the tank with my legs
spread peeing and shitting up a storm and all of a sudden i look up and i
see this guy who must have thought my stall was empty walk right in
there!I had my eyes closed and when i heard him there i opened them and
looked right at him and i saw him looking down between my legs and he
must have seen me peeing and shitting and when he saw me look at him,he
said”sorry,i thought there was no one in here,sorry for the
interruption!” and he nervously laughed and i just laughed back.Then he
went to the next stall and i want back to doing the 2nd half of my dump
and let out a fart and some mush and then i heard him ! hit the bowl and
let out a BIG fart and he grunted and started to do a big dump of his
own!Then i heard him say”Boy did i need that”I said ” i know what you
mean,i was holding this for what seemed like forever!”Then he said ”
yea,you looked like you were really letting go”and i thought i guess this
guy saw me peeing and pooing.I didn’t know what to think.I guess he was
looking down and saw me going and i had my eyes closed and who knows how
long he was standing there.I’ll tell you this,he saw a good show! i
really had to go!Part of me kinda enjoyed it in way.Then i looked in the
bowl and saw 2 long sausage poos with a pile of mush along with lots of
yellow a.m. pee.Then i wiped and the other guy was still in the stall and
i went off to the shower and he said as i was leaving”Sorry about walking
in on you ,again,”I said “No problem”and in a way it really wasn’t and in
a way,I may have enjoyed letting him see me.One question-when you guys
gotta pee and poo at the same time,do ! you do both at the same time or
do you do 1,then the other?Great stories,all!BYE
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NJ
JACK- big thanks for the Selma Hayek/Fools Rush In tip!
I was so busy when it came out, I missed it. Now there’s even more reason
to rent it soon! So does she do just a piss, or is their a suggestion of
a dump? (I suppose I’ll find out soon enough).
PV- interesting idea on phantom poos- though I’ve never really felt that
sensation (or lack thereof) myself. I’ve been trying a few squat poos
myself lately, and have come across the same problem sometimes: something
comes out, and I feel that there is more but it doesn’t want to move.
Maybe some fiber rich food or prune juice should help, though I don’t get
hit by constipation very often. I thought that by squatting I might shit
more out, but I’m still experamenting. Well, I guess that we can keep
experamenting with it/Keep me posted on your notes. Thanks and take care,
sweetheart!
SANDRA- Darling, I’ve missed you and your posts the last few days. Hope
to hear from you soon.
-NJ
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Monday, April 03, 2000
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Jack
More celeb ladies it would be great to see pooping:
Shawnee Smith(Becker)
Leah Remini(King of Queens)
Terry Farrell(Becker)
Crista Miller(Drew Carey)
Erin Brocovich( both Julia Roberts and the real Erin!)
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