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Lori
I was an assistant camp counselor for a couple of summers upstate new
york,six of us girls all between around 16-19 lived in a bungelow and the
bathroom just had a couple of sinks,a communal shower and two toilets in
the middle of the room,no stalls or anything,myself i’m not shy about
that kind of stuff growing up with two sisters and one bathroom i had
given up on any privacy a few years ago.

One of the girls,Anne was always trying to go when no one was around or
late at night and the rest of us understood and tried to give her some
privacy,but once i had to get up in the middle of the night for #2 kind
of bad and i didn’t know anne was in the bathroom,when i walked in she
was on the bowl wearing two towels,one wraped around her head and the
other around her body and it was obvious she was pooping from the slight
odor,when she saw me she let out a small gasp and i said sorry but i
can’t hold it as i lifted my long white tee shirt and pushed my pink
undies down just ! past my knees and as soon as my butt hit the seat some
soft poop started out along with some farts and then alot more soft
stuff,anne’s face was kind of red from embaresment as i heard her do a
little grunt and a real loud fart and she said sorry and we started to
talk and she told me she had taken a laxitive a couple of hours ago and
as she was finishing her shower felt it starting to work and that she
hadn’t gone for four days but now it was all coming out,we had a couple
of chuckles and the room was realy starting to stink between the two of
us doing our business,anne told me this was the very first time she had
done a bm infront of anyone and her family was very private about
bathroom stuff and thats why she would take a shower in the middle of the
night,and i told her how in my house in the morning one of us would be on
the bowl,one in the shower and one standing infront of the sink doing
makeup or hair and that sometimes we would all be naked and never gave it
a second t! hought and that even our mom would come in to pee or poop and
she would say whats the big deal we all have the same stuff in our
panties,right,and then laugh.
Anne was still pooping when judy came in and said i guess i have to pee
in the shower and oh god it reaks in here!
Judy always slept in the nude so we both watched as she walked into the
shower squated slightly and a yellow stream shot from her vagina,she had
her back to us but since her butt was very small and flat we could see it
shooting out from between her dark brown pubes,at one time or another we
all had peed in the shower since two toilets and six girls just doesn’t
work sometimes.
Judy finished peeing and walked over by mw and pulled some tp off the
roll gave a quick dab at her vagina and tossed the paper in the trash can
and a minute or so later anne and i both finished up and started to wipe
our butts and i noticed that we both lifted our right cheeks to do so,i
flushed and as i was pulling up my p! anties anne got off the toilet and
i got a quick glimpse at a real big poop that was shaped like the letter
s along with a bunch of little light brown poops floating in the bowl.
After that night anne didn’t seem as shy anymore and about a week ater
tokk her shower with the rest of us and we became good friends.

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Sandra
Here are a couple of stories from my memory. In the mid-80’s there was a
woman news anchor at our local NBC station who had an assignment where
she had to be a homeless person for several days. This meant she had no
food, shelter or any amenities. Once she returned to the TV studios she
was interviewed. She was extremely candid and one of the things she said
was that she would wash and “got to the bathroom” in public facilities
whenever she could. However this was not always possible. I believe she
said that once she had to defecate in the street which she found
“humiliating”!

The other story is from when I was in high school in England. My
classmates and I (mixed) were in a bus coming backfrom a field trip. We
all needed to go pee, so after a long time, the bus pulled over. We were
told to use the bushes – the girls got to go first. We all ran over
behind the bushes, hiked up our skirts and squatted. I was squatting next
to our teacher (a woman) and was somewhat surp! rised to hear a fart. I
glanced over and she was pooing! Then I looked around and saw at least 4
girls with poo coming out of their bottoms! I only peed but back then I
was much too shy to poo in front of others. When we got back to the bus
it was the boys’ turn. One of the girls said that they should be careful
because of the poo and the boys all went “ugh!” We saw the boys line up
to pee – I didn’t see one boy squat down to poo! At the time I wondered
why only the girls pooed, but since then I’ve been on several “bathroom
breaks” on a bus trip, even as an adult, and almost always some of the
women will poo in front of each other but the men don’t!

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Amanda in
Hi to everyone! I have a minor problem regarding my teenage son and I
would appreciate some advice from readers of this column.
My husband and myself are in our early 30’s and are totally unhibited
naturists. Last year we booked a sunshine holiday in the Canary Islands
and my 13 year old son also came along with us. On the first day there we
located the naturist beach which was located quite a distance from the
normal busy beach and was a lovely long stretch of sand. Being the middle
of summer, the beach was fairly busy and there was a good mixture of
families, singles and couples.
As I said earlier, my husband, Tom and myself are very relaxed with our
bodies and also body functions. It seems to be a unsaid code that when
nature calls on a nudist beach, you simply locate an appropriate area and
urinate or deficate. When it came to men and women simply needing to
urinate, many simply either stood up (the men) and pissed or the women
squatted and urinated into the ! sand. Nobody had a problem with this and
treated it as normal.
It became clear that there was an “unofficial” toilet in the shape of a
rough patch of long grass just behind the sand and if anyone needed to
deficate, they would shit in the grassy area. As the nearest pub or
restaraunt was a good 2 miles down the road, this made sense.
Nearing the end of the first day on the beach, I needed to have a shit, I
had peed a few times throughout the day into the sand. I left our boy,
Tim with my husband and walked over to the grass. The good thing about
being a naturist is there is no clothes to hurridly take off when you
need to do the toilet and so I simply squatted a little bit and started
straining. Just as I was pushing out my first shit, a young lad (about
19) came along and said “hi”. He squatted opposite me and surprised me by
making small talk as we both took a shit. Having never thought much about
shitting with someone before, I found myself looking at the lo! gs he was
putting out of his anus. He offered me a piece of toilet paper and we
both wiped our bums and walked back to my husband and Tim. I introduced
my new friend and before long we were deep inb conbversation. Tim was
starting to get figity and I asked him what was up. He said he needed the
toilet and I asked him if he needed to pee or poop. He told me he needed
“a number 2”. I told him to go over to the grass but he just shook his
head defiantly. In the end my husband took him over to the grass to shit
and although he was determined that he would not to it there, nature took
its course and he did! Unfortunately there was also a group of guys
shitting there at the same time and Tim really freaked out about them
seeing him shit.
The result was that for the next 7 days of our holiday, we had to make
sure he had a shit before we left the hotel in the morning to avoid him
needing on the beach.
This has really put a bit of a block on the way we wanted him to grow u!
p. We would have like him to have felt carefree about relaxing in
naturist areas and also not to be ashamed of both bodiuly functtions and
sexual functions. He is only now starting to go through puberty and I
know this can be a tough time for kids. At home we do not have a lock on
the bathroom door and I often use the toilet (shitting and peeing) while
he is in the bath etc…ALthough Tim gets annoyed with me if I walk in
when he is shitting as he says he doesnt want me getting the smell. My
husband and I have a very loving and open relationship and do not like to
have anything hidden or shyed away from.
Is it wrong of us to expect Tim to shit infront of others and for him to
see others shit? Men are used to seeing each other urinate in public
toilets and I really do not see any difference in shitting – We all have
to do it after all!

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jenny
my friend and i were on a bike ride yesterday and she told about an hour
into the ride that she needed to take a dump but said she wouldent do it
in the woods. so i told her we would go back about 10 mins later her but
was getting bigger and i assked her if she had messed herself and she
said yes!! i said none leaked out. she said that wasn’t the bad she said
im not done yet and her pants kept on getting bigger and bigger and
bigger and finaly about after her fifth bm i said it leaked out she said
i know im peeing now i said great we went home she cleand herself and we
went out again then about 20 mins in to the ride i had to bm we turned
around i fell and shit my pants great ten the pee came im soked and
smelly well thanks for listening bye.

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Cindy
I was reading some of the old posts and noticed quite a few females who
have said things like,how can guys use a stall with no door or i could
never do that no matter how bad i had to go.

Well i also thought the same about my self but was i ever wrong.

I was at the DMV and as i was on my way out my stomach made a loud
gurgeling sound and and a second later i felt like i had to fart so i
tried to let go with a silent one but as soon as i did i knew i was in
trouble as i felt liquid between my cheeks that i was now clenching
together as tight as possible and trying to find the bathroom and when i
did it had three stalls with doors that were all occupied and one on the
end that had none and let me tell you i didn’t give it a second
thought,as a matter of fact i had stared to unbutton my jeans and pull
them and my panties down before i was in the stall as i was now doing wet
farts.
And normaly i hover but this time i just ploped my little bubble butt on
the s! eat and released a long flow of liquid shit in to the pot and at
that exact moment i heard the person to my right flush and a well dressed
woman in her 30’s came out gave me a quick glance and went over to the
sink directly across from me and even though she could hear and see every
thing i was way past careing as i was shiting like crazy and also a
teenager came in and looked directly at me as she went into the now
vacant stall next to me,she looked kind of embaresed when she saw me and
caught the smell at the same time i guess.
In the past i had gone in front of a couple of close girl friends and my
sister but never with total strangers around and now here i was the one
who always said i could never do it but here i was on the toilet pants
and panties down around the top of my knees having the runs and trying to
preserve some of my modesty by keeping my left arm across my middle
trying to cover my pubes and with my right hand grabing my panties and
top of my jeans and so! rt of folding them over to hide the pad i was
wearing (double humiliation)
Well i sat on the toilet for about another ten minutes as other women
came and went and when i was done i sat for a couple of more minutes
hopeing for a moment of privacy so i could wipe and change my pad but
right in the middle of wipeing my ass (i stand)a woman around my age came
in and walked over to the sink and started to mess with her hair and
actualy said hi to me and as i was replaceing my pad she let out a couple
of loud farts gigled and said excuse me,i was holding that forever and i
replied belive me i know how it is.(and now i really really do)

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Jason
I have been reading this site for ages and I love all the stories.I
especially like reading the diarrhea stories I find them the most
amusing.Although I like reading them I hate having it myself,give me a
good solid BM anyday of the week!I also agree with Scott UK some of the
stories are boring but it’s each to their own and on this forum I feel
everyone should get on with one another!!I will post some of my BM
sometime when I get up some more courage!!Until that time keep the
stories coming!!……..

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Ode to GoldGirl~
When I was a wee wee tot,
They took me out my wee wee cot,
And put me on my wee wee pot,
To see if I could wee or not.
When they found that I could not,
They took me off my wee wee pot,
And put me in my wee wee cot,
And there I did the whole damn lot !

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Fizz
It is often said on here that ‘urine is sterile’. I know that it is when
passed, but afterwards?

I aak because (alas!) I care for my elderly Mum who frequently has weeing
accidents on the carpet in her room in our house. When freshly passed,
there is not much odour, tis true. But the smell is truly obnoxious after
a day or so. It seems to fill the whole house. I am frequently having to
scout around on all fours, sniffing to try to find the offending patch so
I can clean it – quite a funny sight!

If it’s sterile why does it smell so bad?

Fizz

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John(VT)
Hi, everybody!

Lisa: Loved your most recent expedition! Great lead-up descriptions… I
was imagining being there with you, and would have really gotten excited
by those booming farts,
foreshadowing what was to come… did you suspect THEN it would be a
record-breaker? The 13 1/2 incher was a great story a couple of months
ago, but that one was in the toilet, so this one gets full preference…
don’t you agree?
It seemed to me you found this one thoroughly enjoyable- it
came out so slowly, stretched you so far open, and hit the
ground(!)before it was finished… Whew! REALLY wish I could have been
there!

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Rick
Hi folks,
I was wondering if there is any one in the forum who has suffered from
the condition called “Crusted Ass”? Now let me explain how this
phenomenon occurs. It happens with men with hairy buttholes, but I guess
it could happen with a woman also, although I would think there are not
as many hairy women around as men. I will also explain what you can do to
avoid this situation. This began to happen to me back when I reached
adulthood and I started to grow hair in my rear end. After a large,
rather mushy early morning shit at a friends house, I was unable to wipe
myself real good because of the lack of toilet paper. Now being a very
clean and hygenic dude, I was mad but I just had to pull up my pants and
live with it. As the day wore on, I could smell a faint odor coming from
my pants, so I dashed into a drug store, snagged some deodorant, and
sprayed it in my drawers. I finally arrived home late that evening. As I
got undressed, I put my hand on my but crack and it fe! lt as though
someone had cemented my ass shut. I mean, there was a layer of brown hard
crust between my cheeks. I tried spreading my legs but that hurt like
hell as the hairs in my rear end were being pulled apart, like pulling
the hair out of your scalp only it hurt twice as worse. Finally, I got in
a very warm tub until the stuff melted off and I could see the brown
water in the tub. I then went to the mirror and spread my cheeks and I
could see a jungle up in there, all of this hair! From that point on, I
always carry extra toilet paper or wet wips in my bag so if I use a
bathroom where there is not adequate TP, I can wipe up properly. Also,
about once a month, I take a double edged safety disposable shaving razor
and lightly shave the ass hair away from between my butt hole. You know,
it works, and I no longer suffer from that problem. Has anyone else
suffered that condition? P.S. – please I do not recommend anyone use a
razor unless they have a lot of confidence in their ! shaving abilities.
Have your boyfriend or girlfriend shave your hole for ya. Chow for now.

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Peter
A week ago a friend invited me to an amway meeting. I was one of 65
guests. Ealier that day I consumed 3 bean buritos and a McDonalds
chocolate shake. During the presentation, I began to feel some pressure
and a gurggeling noise erupted from my bowels. It was audible but no one
said anything. I nervously looked around and pretended it was someone
else. Then the speaker selected me for a demonstration. He asked me what
my goals were, and instructed me to come to the front. Just then an
uncontrolale cramping and gurggeling came from my abdoman. But I did get
up and slowly walked with my ass cheecks clenched tightly. I was feeling
horibly sick, and like I was about to explode. Suddenly durring the
demonstration I lost control of an explosive fart. I only had seconds to
react. I knew diarrea was imminent. I looked for an exit, and found one
at the other end of the room, however there was 64 people in the way. By
now the entire assembly was rolling on the floor with ! laughter. I had
to make a break for it. I scrambled for the door, when my pant leg got
caught on the table leg, causing me to fall, at which the impact cause my
bowels to erupt. Projectile diarrea launched 3 bean burritos and a shake
approximatly 4 feet onto the overhead projector and the speaker. The
projector ofcourse had been on for the entire presentation and was
extremely warm. The fan also carried a large portion of it into the
audience. So, the shit burned onto the over head and further enhanced the
stench causing several memebers of the audience to vomit. When the
janitor was called, he stated “In my 32 years as a janitor at at develop
mental center, I come across many horrendus messes of bodily fluids, but
nothing, nothing even comes close to this. I quit.” Anyway, I ran out of
the meeting and never talked to my friend again.

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Linda
Aw poor JW. I feel bad that you are having poop trouble. Believe me if I
could, I’d be there with pompoms doing a cheer for you. Hee hee. Can you
imagine me cheering going Go JW go.. grunt and shout.. push and strain
until it’s out!! Yeah then I’d jump and do a split. Hee hee. Sorry I’m
just in a silly mood today.But then you’d probably be not able to poop
with me there huh? Anyway yeah trust me I only made it look easy. I was
sweating and breathing hard when I was done.. and it took forever. Well
let me tell you all.. having huge poops can be something good. Let me
tell you a story about me getting even. well it was like this.. me and my
cousin (Elena too)and well I had to go pee.. really really bad. Oh we got
to this resturant and well the people there were mean.. they had one
bathroom but they wouldn’t let me use it unless I bought something. Talk
about mean!! My cousin gave Elena money to buy something while he hurried
me to the bathroom. I didn’t mind him there.. actually! the bathroom was
in the back down a dark hall and TV tells me bad things happen to little
girls who go to places like that. Anyway he shut the door and splashed
water on his face while I whipped down my shorts and green pampies and
crashed on the potty. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh man my pee made so much
noise. My cousin giggled and said had to go bad? I said yes.. still
peeing. I peed for like 2 minutes without stopping.. I could not stop..
it just kept coming. Oh I felt good when it was all done. So much that I
didn’t feel a familiar feeling till it started to poke out. I thought
great I have to poop.. then I thought GREAT.. I HAVE to poop. I giggled
and grunted and it started coming out. My cousin said Linda.. you’re
not.. I said yup.. He said but it might clog the toilet.. you haven’t
gone in 4 days. I strained and said.. I know.. that.. will unnnnnggg
teach them. My cousin laughed and said go for it. He cheered me on as I
fought grunting.. straining.. feeling this scratchy d! ry poop slide out
of my hole..it felt good and I kept whispering come on out.. heh this
time I won’t fight you.. clog these dumb peoples toilet. After a while it
came out with no noise.. then I pushed out 6 more balls that made loud
plops. Oh I wiped and flushed.. and sure enough. The water started rising
and we giggled and left. Elena wondered what we did since we were
giggling.. we told her and she laughed and said you go girl.. and I said
yeah.. and boy did I go!! Heh well hope you enjoyed the story.
XOXO
Linda

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LISA
BUZZY– Sorry to hear of your accident but it does happened to the best
of us.

I had a nice shit at the mall today. I had been walking the mall when I
felt the need to crap. As I was making my way to the bathrooms I got a
severe cramp & let out a loud long fart. I don’t think anyone even
noticed as it was to loud in the mall. I went into the bathroom & had to
wait in line behind 2 other girls. I was getting kinda desperate & let
out another fart. The girl in back of me asked if i had to take a shit. I
said yes & she said me too-hope the others don’t take long. With that she
too let out a fart. As I waited I could hear a grunt & a few plops into
the toilet as someone else was also shitting. I was next to get a stall
but as I waited I got another cramp & could feel the turd poking out my
hole. I finially got into a stall & the girl behind me got one at the
same time. (she was in her early 20’s & dressed in shorts–for those
interested) I ! quickly undid my shorts & pulled them & my black panties
down to my ankles & sat just in time for my turd to fall into the water.
Ipised like mad for about 30 seconds & farted twice. I then dropped 3
golfball sized turds & farted again. I had another cramp & felt the next
turd coming slowly out my ass. It was coming out & relxed so it wouldn’t
break off. It hit the toilet & continued to slide out my hole. It
finially tapers off & slided silently into the water. As I wipe my ass I
look to see a 12″ log about 1 1/2 inches around. As I’m shitting I could
hear the girl next to me going at it too. Right after she sat on the
toilet an explosive fart left her ass & I knew she had explosive diarhea.
She began to piss & farted several more times before I heard another bout
of liquid shit come from her stall. she rolled off some tp & wiped then
flushed. I thought she was done but she never moved. I heard her fart
again as I was wiping. As! I was washing up she finially flushed again &
came out jusst as I was finishing up. She said she’d hadn’t shit that bad
in ages & wondered if she’d eaten something bad. I said that was possible
& wished her luck for the day. The odor from her stall far exceeded mine
& was drifting into the rest of the bathroom.

LISA

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AJ
Recently i was in bed and i had a DREAM that i was at my friend Simon’s
house and we got locked in his room and nobody else was home. After a
little while Simon had to piss real bad and so did i. After another half
hour Simon told me he was almost pissing his pants, and i wasnt far
behind. Simon was squeezing himself real hard and dancing around but it
wasnt enough. I heard a hissing sound and Simon was pissing his pants,
making a huge wet mark on the front of his pants, and by this time i had
to go so bad that i just gave up and pissed my pants too. So Simon and i
just sat there in our piss-soaked pants pants until his parents came
home, and then Simon explained that we just couldn’t hold on.

Then i woke up to find that i was pissing my jammies in real life. I
tried stopping it but it was really tough so i just finished peeing
there. This ever happen to anyone else?

-AJ

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kim & scott
hello all! scott and i have no new stories now but we would like to
congradjulate joe from ny on your marriage to melissa. and joe and
melissa-may you live as long as you want and not want as long as you
live.and to SCOTT (UK) -scott and i apologize to you and to joe fron ny
if we criticized you too harshly in our letters to you weeks ago! well
thats all for now .goodbye all!take care of yourselves and each other.
love, Kim & scott!

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Jenny
Hey! Just to let you guys know that last night I got out the camcorder
and set it up in my garage. I stripped and spread my bum cheeks a little
towards the lens and farted (the mic was on). I love letting the shit
start to poke out of my anus then not let it out and tease the shit – I
then let out a procerssion of 4 VERY long and formed shit logs. They
landed on the garage floor in a nice pile! There was an amzing aroma of
sex and shit yesterday. I then turned around and pissed for the camera.
You have no idea how sexy it is to watch it and strangely enough it makes
me want to shit even more!
I have had the video converted for MPEG files and anyone wanna see it,
email me!

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Jeff A.
Peter London UK: That’s a harsh story my friend. I dont want to offend
you, but I think that the woman you were married to was completely
unreasonable, and uncaring. Sitting down and discussing it would have
been the logical thing to do. I can understand what it must have been
like for her to discover those files, but still she should have
confronted you intelligently, not with anger. It is best to be honest
with your partner, but it is very difficult, I admit. I had to do it
myself. My wife now understands my tastes, but she dosen’t condemn me for
it. She even allows me in the potty room with her if I want. Once, I drew
a picture of a girl on the toilet for the masthead of this site. I showed
her the original drawing of the girl pooping. Once it was all out in the
open, she was able to be more objective. She said that it was ‘well
done’. (Of course, I have the greatest wife in the world too!)

I personally feel that there is no such thing as “normal” por! n, and you
are not abnormal, or a freak, or a pervert. You just have different
tastes like the rest of us in here. People who don’t understand fetishes
tend to want to label the people who possess them as being ‘evil’ or
‘perverted’. That’s ludicrous! To me, the only thing that is perverted is
anything that exploits children, animals, or is harmful without another
persons consent. Otherwise, it’s all so unbelievably “normal”! I’m hoping
that your wife calms down a bit, and comes to her senses. If not, then
maybe she wasn’t really for you. I hope my opinion doesn’t offend you,
but having the interest that we all share in here involves taking a risk
with a partner. My wife knows all about this site, in fact she marked it
for me a long time ago. She just smiles and calls it “the poopy site”. I
think a woman’s biggest fear is that her husband may be secretly cheating
on her, dreaming about other women doing things she cannot. It’s a shock
to discover hidden files, or photos, as! they threaten the intimacy of a
relationship. Try to imagine finding a hidden file of your wife’s that
contained shots of explicit sexual activity, or whatever else she might
like. In the end, you’d really have wanted her to tell you about it. So
it really is best to be as up front as you can. I know, it’s easy for me
to say, so I’ll shut up now. I am however, concerned about you. Are you
doing okay? It must be a real difficult time for you. Don’t worry, you
didn’t really do anything horribly wrong, it was just bad timing, and she
just didn’t understand. Hope everything works out good for you in the
future. J.

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Bryian
To Lawn Dogs Kid: You and your girl friend have great stories!! I love
your story. How old r u? How old is Kendal? Do u have any other stories?

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In the movie Flirting With Disaster there is a scene with Patricia
Arquette sitting on the toilet in a robe talking to Ben Stiller. You
don’t hear any noises so you arent sure what shes doing but it is still
good. Also in that movie theres a scene where they are all driving on a
road of nothing when the car stops and Patricia Arquette gets out w/ baby
wipes and Ben stiller asks where shes going and shes just says “pee” and
he says (while he is looking off in a field where Pat went) “what…oh ur
juss gonna squat” Those are a few ok pee scenes.

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ME
DLM
I too remember having constipation prob’s as a kid and I think it did
start back up in my late teens. I usually use a glycerin suppository.
They tend to work very well, and quick too. Also are much more
comfortable than an enema or oral med., I think. Give them a try.

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Winnie-the-Pee
Has anyone else here watched Wimbledon this last two weeks, and seeing
these big, fit amazonian women – Davenport, the Williams sisters,
Capriati etc. wondered if they have a massive dump before they go on
court? Does this happen or is it just my imagination?

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George
DLM, rather than take Sennokot I suggest Liquid Parafin (mineral oil)
which is far gentler and doesnt usually cause cramps nor the runs. Ensure
you drink enough fluid, take enough exercise, and perhaps change to
eating brown bread, pasta, rice etc instead of white. If your problem is
that your stools are too hard and difficult and painful to pass then the
use of a glycerine suppository or inserting either vasaline (petroleum
jelly) or KY jelly into the back passage may help. Stimulamt laxatives
such as Sennokot should be avoided , (despite the advert on British
Television with the rather feckless looking blonde woman), as they are
habit forming and usually a bit drastic in their operation. Only take
these if a Doctor advises.

Question, it might be a good idea to see a Doctor as flattened tape like
stools can sometimes indicate a problem, so better to be safe and have it
checked out.

Peter – London. Im surprised that you didnt password your computer or
only k! eep such files on floppies or other removable media. British
people seem to be very lax about computer security compared to the Yanks.
Luckily Moira and I have the same outlook so no problem but we do not
save anything to hard disk not even copies of the postings to this well
regulated and strictly run website. Im afraid that what’s done is done
and if your wife has left you because of the pictures she saw on your
computer I dont suppose she will change her mind. Im only suprised that
you didnt know her well enough to make sure that you took precautions to
avoid her seeing such material.

Lawn Dogs you have discovered the fact that a really long jobbie often
makes very little or no sound when it goes into the water but a smaller
one can make a loud “ker-splonk!”. I first encountered this when I was a
kid of about 7 or so and my Aunt Helen came into the toilet as I was
having a bath. As I have said previously, she had a very progessive
attitude to natural functions, ! nudity etc for 40 years ago and had no
inhibitions about having a motion with me present in the bathroom. She
came in, told me to stay in the bath and hitehed up her skirt and pulled
down her white cotton interlock briefs to the top of her thighs. She did
her wee wee which I heard hissing and tinkling into the pan then remained
sitting and went “OO! AH! NNN!” By the sounds she was doing a motion, the
crackling as it came out and the straining, “UH! NNN!” but she went
“AHHH!” and let out a sigh of relief but there was no “KUR-SPLONK!”
Bewildered I said “didnt you do a jobbie then?” She laughed and as she
pulled up her knickers replied, “Didn’t I do a jobbie? it was so big it
didnt make a “plonk!, here have a look if you want. I did and saw this
big long fat jobbie of about 14 inches long with a good 4 inches sticking
up out of the water. Fixing her skirt and washing her hands Aunt Helen
continued in a matter of fact way “See, it was so big that the start of
it was already in th! e water while it was still coming out of me.” she
pulled the flush but it took 4 flushes to get it to go away. After that I
got used to really big turds not making any sound except perhaps a quiet
“floomp” as they slide into the water and when I got older and did
similar big jobbies myself I found this happened with me and similarly
when Moira does a big panbuster at home. A lot of course depends on the
type of toilet pan you are using. The old style high pans, usually plain
white found in old houses and public toilets etc and in retro bathrooms
in the Victorian and Edwardian style that many people now fit the sound
effects are usally first class given the long drop from the seat to the
deep water filled bottom of the pan. The worst for “kersploonkability” as
one correspondent put it are the low level syphonic pans with the water
coming up high almost to the brim. Both Moira and I have often blocked
one of these when our big jobbies just wouldnt go away. Although I
obviously ! like to see the jobbie I can agree with Lawn Dogs that
hearing the ker-sploonk! as a good solid turd plunges into the water of
the toilet pan is a real turn on whether you are doing it yourself of
listening to someone else. I have found that the best sound effets come
from a fat firm jobbie of about 8 or 9 inches long which makes a nice
deep “KUR-SPOOL-LOOMP!” sound as it falls into the pan, the fat balls
passed in constipation usually go “KAPLONK!” or “KERPLOONK!”.

Lisa, that 14 incher you passed in the woods was some turd.

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Monday, July 10, 2000

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Bill
Hi Everyone!

For those who havc been posting here for a long time, you might remember,
about a year ago on a camping trip I was treated to a buddy dump with my
sister in law.

Well, I have great news! for the past several days our family has been
camping at the same campground as ylast year. We all met and set up camp
and had a great evening drinking and telling stories. In the past year I
have often thought of the experience with my wife’s sister, but we have
never spoken of it. I wondered if she thought about it too.

Well, the next morning i recieved my answer. I awoke early as usual,
needing to go to the bathroom. Quietly, I dressed and made my way towards
the outhouse, which had been the scene of the crime last year. When I
reached the clearing where the outhouse is located, I hears a familiar
voice call ” I thought maybe you weren’t comming” It was My wife’s sister
Barbara. I hesitated for a moment, then confessed that I was hoping we
coul! d repeat our experience fo last year. She smiled, and said ” well,
I have to go so lets not stand here talking”.

We both entered the dark smelly outhouse, which like before had two holes
in a primitive bench seat over the pit below.

We both dropped our pants and underwear, and sat on the hard seat. She
was right about having to go – she quickly released a thundering, hissing
spray of pee, which splashed loudly on the bottom of the pit. I nad the
need too, so I joineed her in pissing, though my own stream was not
nearly as forceful.

Then, it became silent for several minutes. I could tell from Barbara’s
breathing, she was trying to push. She turned toward me and said she was
having a little trouble, so go ahead if I has to poop. I concentrated on
relaxing my anus, and soon I felt the opening enlarge and a smooth thick
turd begin sliding out with that familiar crackling sound. This was
answered by Barbara’s loud fart and some crackling of her ow! n. We just
sat there farting and dropping shit into the pit. each one landinf with a
flop, not like in a toilet where you hear water splash. With each of her
pushes, I heard a little pee trickle then another crackling and FLOOP.
We were both pretty full i guess because it went on for several minutes.

When we finished, she stood up first and wiped her ass, and dabbed at her
pussy. I lifted a cheek and wiped, and quickly stood to fasten my pants,
trying to hide my rather obvious condition. We quickly escaped and walked
together back to camp, giggling all the way. I ampleased to say we met
every morning for the three days we camped there.
It is just our little secret, which I share with all of you.

Have a great day!

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DLM
When I was 3 years old, I had a problem. I would get constipated really
easily. SO my parents would give me Senakot liquid to make me poop. IT
would get so bad that they would have to give me and enema to help
relieve the pain and make me go. Well here I am, 16 years old, and the
problem is back!!! I took Senakot last night, still can’t poop… the
craps have subsided for now, but I expect them to return anytime. I tried
to go; it just hurts too bad. Any advice??

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melissa
hey, i was wondering if anyone ever shit there pants.
i had the worst accident ever yesterday i had the diarrhea and i was just
gettin up out id bed. and i had to run well i didn’t quit make it i had
shit my pants bad. i had shorts on amd it ran down my legs. well share
your accidents with me. i gg run again to the toilet diarrhea.it sucks

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po0hbear
Ryanh i’m from aus as well… what part of aus r u from
?????

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question
I’m an 18 year old guy. For the last couple of months I’ve noticed that
my turds are rather flat in shape… they’re not smaller really but they
are distinctly flat shaped, not round. Anybody know why this could be?

Thanks

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