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SanityQueen
Hi, all, this is my first time posting here, so before I proceed, I will
introduce myself. My real name is Mary, but SanityQueen is the name I’m
using here, since I think it’s more creative. A good friend of mine, and
a frequent poster here introduced me to this site, so I decided I’d come
here and see for myself. I love it, this site is very unique and has an
individuality all to itself – I didn’t even know a forum about going to
the bathroom existed on the web! Now, for a physical description of
myself, so you can get a mental picture of what I look like, I have
blonde hair about 6″ past my shoulder, blue-green eyes, a fair(but not
pale) complexion, about 5’6″ tall, medium frame, and a toned(but not
buff) body.

Alright, that’s enough about me, let’s move on to the topic of this forum
– going to the bathroom. I remember one time, way back when I was 8 years
old, and had moved into a new community in a new state(I moved quite
often during my childhood), I had met this girl and we instantely became
best friends. One day when we were playing with stuffed animals in my
living room, she suddenly announces that she needs to use the bathroom.
So, she gets up and walks toward the bathroom, and then asks me if I want
to come with her. I followed her into the bathroom, as she pulled her
pants down and sat on the toilet. She kept on farting, and I kept on
talking to her, pretending not to notice, but I never knew anyone who
farted more during poop than she did! Then she giggled and said, “I’m
farting.” I said, “I know, so what?” Then we started talking about Ace
Ventura Pet Detective, and she said very loudly, “I’m pooping now!” I
heard some more farts. She started smiling, as if very conten! ted with
the act, and I heard a loud PLOP plunge right into the toilet. Then she
proudly said to me, “Want to see my poop?” I looked in the toilet, and
saw a turd about 6 inches long and 1 in diameter – nothing special, but
she took forever to do it.

I also remember back in first grade, I followed this guy I would flirt
with into the boys’ bathroom(he went in there so he could hide from me).
I saw all these guys pooping(as well as peeing) in the urinals. Then, I
decided I’d pee in the urinal. I pulled my pants down, and sat on the
urinal, just like you do on the toilet, as the pee came out. I pulled my
pants up and flushed. All these guys were looking at me, but from what I
remember, they were not uncomfortable. Most likely since there were a
bunch of 8th grade guys there(it was an elementary school that had grades
K-8)and I was just a little girl. Then, the guy I liked told on me to the
assistant principal, who was literally named Mrs. McMean(she was plenty
mean). She then called my parents and reprimanded me. I continued to
follow that guy I liked into the boys’ bathroom and I eventually got
detention. He never peed or pooped in there, he only went in there to
escape from me, but he never could.

Where else do I pee besides the toilet?(that was asked)
…In the pool
…In my bathing suit, regardless if I’m wet or not
…After I’ve gotten wet in the rain, if I’m wet enough
…After I’ve been in the snow and gotten wet from it(but now I live in
the deep South, so no snow for me any more, as I said, I moved around
quite a bit in my childhood, was born in Louisiana, moved to
Pennsylvania, then to Illinois, Arkansas, Mississippi, Virginia, in that
order and then back to Louisiana)
…Outside if I need to go bad enough(in a private place where nobody
will catch me, of course)
And, CUWET, that answers your question, I pee in my bathing suit as long
as it is wet.

Also, JEFF FROM NY, most of the time, the toilets in the Ladies’ room are
moderately clean, but sometimes someone does leave their job in there,
which I really dislike seeing spontaneously when I walk in. I’ve been in
a mens’ bathroom before at the mall, my friend and I walked in there out
of pure curiousity as to what it looked like. It smelled much worse than
the women’s room, and was much more unkempt.

I’ll have more stories later, if y’all want to hear, just say so.

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Teresa
This happened to me last week and its true.
I was riding down the road and I had to use the bathroom. It was like a
deserted road and I had to use it. Well I saw a sign for a rest area and
I was happy to see it. But to my misfortune, there was a terrible car
accident up ahead and I saw that traffic was totally backed up. I was
sitting in traffic fidgeting and crying little. Then it got to the point
where I couldn’t hold it anymore. Now the bad part about it was that it
was that time of the month and since I couldn’t hold it anymore, I ended
up having my period all over myself. After a while, traffic had let up
and I didn’t even bother going to the bathroom. I just drove home crying.
When I got home, my pants were a mess(I was wearing white pants) and I
took them off and jumped in the shower. It was the worse thing I went
through.

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Amy
Althea: Your post about your young cousin accompanying you to the
bathroom while you crapped was just great! How old is he? It reminds me
of my experience with my sister’s kids. The elder, Mike, is 12 and the
younger, Jason, is 10. Sis is divorced and often “entertains” guys at her
apartment during weekends. If I’m free, she drops Mike and Jason at my
apartment for the weekend. They are real nice kids, both blond with blue
eyes and Mike is already going thru puberty. About three months ago, I
noticed that he would often come into the bathroom without knocking while
I was showering or on the crapper. I don’t lock the door usually because
I am accustomed to living alone. Last weekend, he came into the bathroom
and pretended to do something. I was taking a dump in the nude before
showering and I knew that he was probably turned on by seeing me, but I
don’t mind – its best if a kid can learn these things thru a relative.
Anyway, I started to talk to him and when he saw! that I was not worried,
he watched me carefully. I am usually constipated and it took me some
time to expel my logs and these hit the water with loud plops. He seemed
most intertested when I pissed after squeezing out each turd. Eventually,
I started to wipe my pussy and then my butt and he watched carefully. He
was wearing a pair of satin shorts and I could see a bulge in them. Later
I told my sister about it and she thought it was real funny. I guess he
is not really interested in the toilet side of things, but is just a
horny young dude who enjoys seeing his aunt naked. Sis and I think thats
healthy – what do you think?

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Frank
I have a question for the guys:
when I go to shit, I always have an erection. do you think I´m weird, or
is it normal for guys to have an erection while shitting?

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Pico Tamale (mariposa)
Hey, Jeff a:

Loved your story, about the neighbor-lady, man. It ranks right up there
w/ the stories that Roger posts about Angela and himself, as well as all
the others lucky enough to see a hot-woman dump! Tell me, Jeff: now that
you are a man, thinking-back, could you picture her beckoning you over to
the toilet, to wipe her butt? How shocked/surprised would you have been?
Would you have taken her up, on the offer? Or, would you have been scared
that she would have told your parents how her son is a
“hopeless-pervert”, @ least as far as this prudish (American) society
is-concerned. Isn’t it hilarious, how violence and sex are so promoted
(over-promoted, actually), and how this most interesting of bodily
functions is “swept under the rug”? (Now that’s a disgusting-thought,
huh? I mean finding a bm under the rug :)) Pretty messed-up, if you
ask-me. Do any of you on this board feel that society will ever be as
open as we are, on this subject? Exciting to think about the ! day, huh?
I’m prayin’ for it, believe you me!

later,

Pico

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Billy & Kevin L.
Last night the diarrhe that Josh had spread. Jeremy got up at about 12:00
to tell me that he did not feel good. He then threw up on me about 4
times. I said, feel better? He said yeah. Kev heard him and took him to
the bathroom where he brushed his teeth, got him a buckey and then he
went back to bed. Kev had to poop and pooped while I took a shower. He
almost never does that in the middle of the night. He had some solid
turds and then diarrhea. About two hours later, kev had to get up and
poop again. While he was on the toilet I had to poop. I got up and had
diarrhea. I did not want to wait until Kev was done, so I sat on the
little potty. All of a sudden, I felt sick to my stomach and puked.
Fortunately, the tub is next to the little potty and I just puked in the
tub. I puked like 3 times. we pooped about 5 more minutes. I wiped, and
emptied the little container of poop in the big toilet. Then Kev flushed
and washed his hands. I rinsed the tub out and all the puke went down !
the drain. I got a bucket (our last one) and went back to bed. So did
Kev. Kev said are you going to tell mom? I said, why? All she will do is
make us stay home from day camp. This morning we got up. Jeremy had
diarrhea when he got up. I had some diarrhea too. Kev was dry. We told
mom what happened. None of us, except jOsh, were that hungry. I ate some
toast and applesauce and Kev ate some applesauce. Our little brother ate
a little cereal. Mom said that if we drank some more and felt ok, we
could go to day camp. our little brothers want to go to their day camp,
so we are going to go in about 10 minutes.

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Sid
Yo, Sid here, and someone was talking about green shit(Jeff from NY), and
I can tell you it happens to guys and girls alike. Some of my female
friends and male friends were recently hanging out at a lakehouse and for
breakfast all we bought was BOOBERRY cereal which has a lot of blue
artificial colouring. We were joking about it because it turns your shit
green and everyone confirmed it because for most of us it is our favorite
cereal and we down it often. So if you want some green shit, go get that
cereal if you can find it. Sometimes it’s hard to get.

Roger, dude, I am with you on your comment about watching a significant
other having a BM is more of a turn-on than sex. Watching Lucy do her
stuff totally does it for me, and she knows it. And hey man, it’s cool
dealing with her crap, and shouldn’t be a prob for anyone with a
significant other if they have been together for a while and have gotten
close, you know?

I heard the greatest thing today, there was this girl I used to work
with, and she is still a good friend of mine, plus we used to flirt alot,
Lucy doesn’t know this of course, but I assure you it was harmless.
Anyway, a mutual friend somehow brought up how we would probably all have
to take a dump after the lousy food we ate from some awful cafe, and one
friend said how the girl I flirted with always told her when she needed
to take a dump that she was going to go build a cabin. I thought that was
great and was taken by surprise and I admit a bit turned on that this
girl, my friend as I said I flirted with, spoke openly like that, and my
other friend said she always spoke about having to go take a good dump
and build cabins. This really makes me want to call her and talk with her
more since she is like this. I remember going into the unisex after her
one day, and I could smell her stench which made me excited, and the
normal level of water in the bowl was a lot lower,! and there was a huge
skidmark, plus the water was sort of off-colour due to this poop which I
gather must have been BIG. Man, it was cool! Damn, I should just go hook
up with her for a pooping session and build some log cabins together!
Later-Sid

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Randi
Hi all:
I just saw in a newspaper that there are open air urinals in
France and the Netherlands. Where are they located at?
My poops have been normal except I got to see a young woman
hover over a outhouse type reatroom in park and I got to
see a woman’s “landing strip” as she peed inn a bathhouse
restroom.
Keep the stories coming. And where is Sandra this summer?
I miss her stories of pooping with here short skirts on.

Randi

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Buzzy
hello,all-been busy with work and haven’t posted-just no time,i guess!
had a few good dump sessions in the last few days-the weather hrer in the
N.E, has been HOT to say the least and boy between the fiber thing and
the hot weather,i’ve been really unloading-Had a great woods dump on sun
morning(8/7) the nite before I had a big ceasar salad and some watermelon
and when I got up the next morning,i right away got on my bike and headed
for the woods as I biked I felt my insides starting to bloat a bit and
some cramps and i got to the woods and as i’m going to a spot,i run into
my friend “Donna”whp I haven’t seen in quite a bit and she
said”hey,stranger,haven’t seen you in a awhile,how are you? I said” i’m
Ok,what are you doing out here on a weekend?”She said”Just finished
jogging and was heading home,you just get here?”I said ” yup” and smiled
slightly and she said” Oh you have to do-do now?” and i nodded my head
yes and I said” how about you?”she said”Sorry,I went yesterday out at the
beach,but can I watch you now?”I said “sure,lets go” and we ! found a
spot deep in the woods and I got undressed and for some reason,so did she
and I wnet over to this log and sat on it as she went around to get in
position for a good view and then as she perched behind me in position,i
said” man i really gotta go’ and let out a loud fart as I looked back at
her and saw her just transfixed on my doming anus.I just relaxed my
asshole and the turd started snaking it’s way out slowly with some
THhhhhitting farting sounds along with it and as it’s coming out she
says” hey did you have a salad or lettuce for dinner?’ and I grunted ”
yeah,why?” and she said “boy you have a lot of leaves in your do-do” and
the turd kept coming out and I wasn’t pushing at all and she was in back
of me and said” Atta boy -bet it feel good,cause honey this looks like a
good one”as i let the turd finally drop on the ground and we both looked
at it curled on the ground and she was right-there was all kinds of
leaves and bits of tomatoseeds in this 12-14 inch smooth,! grainy
log-then without any warning,she just squatted and started to pee along
side me like a racehorse,and needless to say I enjoyed that a bunch-this
girl pees as much as anyone i’ve seen-then I saw her anus push out a few
times as she said” nope,sorry no do-do form me today,but she kept on
peeing and then I said “hey i gotta go again’ as she was peeing and I
farted again as i started to pee too and at the same time, another long
turd came out as she watched it again-this turd came out fast and got
loose at the end with 2 wet farts as I graoned in relief and she did the
same thing as she watched and then she said” are you done.can I wipe
you?” and I nodded and she did an A-1 job and she said” nice
pile,honey,you really did have to do-do,huh and then we frolicked for a
bit and got dressed and she said “great to see you ,next time it’s mt
turn,OK?” I said” sure,whatever,i just enjoy your company even if i’m the
only one pooing” she smiled and we said Bye and I rode home a happ! y
guy-that was fun-i did a good pile too-I have a few other stories,but i a
bit time constrained at the moment,so i’ll post about them later-It’s
going to be a really hot one today and I fella poop starting to build up
soon and i’m heading for the great outdoors once again to unload my
morning excrement,so to all her in the N.E.-Stay cool and drink lots of
water and enjoy some good beach weather!BTW-TO PAMELA-Another winner with
you and Connie,i just keep printing your great stories and reading them
as i poop my own morning loads along with you guys along with JANE”s and
CARMELITA”S and the rest of you good poopers!Good stuff! BYE

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