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Fluidity
Lynn, How fortunate you are to have a bidet. They are very, very rare in
the USA. Where, may I ask, do you live? Thanks for the report.
Fluidity
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Philippe
No doors on the two stalls of a Ladiesroom that is also visited by
men…They must be doing it purposely…Lucky you. I hope you have a very
very good time indeed and that you report your sightings for the benefit
of all of us. Thank you for having tried to pinpoint the exact location
of The Vampire Bar. I am going to check my City Atlas after my Internet
session and check the place out at my first opportunity. It might not be
tonight though, for we had our first (and early) wintersorm today and
there is 8 inches of white stuff on the street.
Regards and Enjoy Yourself.
To Lynn…Welcome back. Believe me, we are a small community of
Cyber-friends enjoying the same things that nobody here would dare say
publicly but that we all express freelay here. So, please, be a fearless
and regular contributor. Thank you for your precise description of your
sitting position. The only thing missing was actually your average
sitting time. I kinow that some girls here have clocked themselves not
too long ago. Actually, Lynn, I am reacting to something very interesting
that you said about the interest of men for women with their pants down.
Thankfully, my interest for women is not limited to these very situations
when they are sitting on the toilet, but I am sure that a psychoanalysis
would reveal that my interest for women bathromm habits is more or less
connected with a feeling of superiority that some men enjoy because they
do not have to lower themselves to pee (the only girl that I “know” who
does not sit or squat is Jilian who has posted something to this effect
yesterday). To New Guy… I do not think that you have to fear somebody
in a public bathroom looking at your penis while you’re sitting on the
toilet. When a man is sitting, the penis is below seat level and in the
dark, making it absolutely invisible to anyone who would try and who
would have to come so close to the crack in the hope of seeing anything
that you would notice his presence. To Steph and Jodi: I am soooo..glad
to hear from you, because the last time you posted was quite some time
ago. I thought that using dorm bathrooms would increase your chances of
pooing together with other girls and that we would get good stories
here.. Well, just be patient I suppose. Love to all of ya.
Philippe
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Saturday, November 15, 1997
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Lynn
It takes me a lot of courage to put my contribution into here, hence the
gap since my last post. Thanks Cory and Susan for your reassurance. I
think my interest in others ‘going’ is because my own performances are so
run of the mill. I usually go after breakfast each morning. My mode of
operation is much like Cory’s friend, I don’t push and grunt, just sit
there and let it come out naturally. I do fart before hand sometimes and
can pee at the same time. I haven’t noticed any change in consistency
through the monthly cycle. I do occasionally need a second go later in
the day, especially if I have been eating fruit or other roughage. I sit
with my feet flat to the ground and fairly upright, usually reading a
magazine. I find reading helps relax the bowel muscles. It is usually a
satisfying experience. When I have had a big one, then I feel really
satisfied. I wipe from the side, and since I almost always do this at
home, I then use the bidet to thoroughly wash my bottom (! front and
rear).
It may be sexual that men are turned on by women sitting with their pants
down dropping their waste, perhaps they like the thought of us in a
disadvantageous situation. I believe my embarrassment and secrecy over
this is probably down to having something happen over which I only have
partial control, and I would not want to be seen that way.
Sometimes I get the urge for a mid day BM particularly like now when I
have been looking at posts and writing this which I regard as very
daring. The feeling is building and a little gas has just escaped so must
hurry away to let it all out.
Just finished. If you want to know I was wearing a short skirt and black
tights. I lifted my skirt lowered my tights and black lace panties before
sitting. The BM’s came quite quickly, before the pee started and with
little gas. There was not a lot but it was quite soft and deep brown.
Odour there but not strong. Five wipes and a wash completed the mission.
I feel quite refreshed now.
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Jodi
I’ve started taking a Beano (anti-gas medicine) pill every morning to see
if it helps make me “regular.” I had a few slices of pizza the other
night- the next morning, when I took a crap, it was soft, but I hardly
passed any gas (I’ve said before that I usually pass a *LOT* of gas when
going after consuming Lactose). Some guy, I wouldn’t say *most* of us are
LI, but then again, I didn’t even realize it until a couple of months
ago. Steph, my friend, I pull my pants down to my knees before going,
regardless of the weather [the bathrooms at my school are not drafty – HA
HA :-)]. Jodi
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Pooping girl
Steph: In response to your question,I usually pull my pants and
underpants down to just past my knees when I just have to tinkle, but
they are usually down around my ankles when Im doing jobbies, just more
comfortable for me when pushing. When wearing dresses with pantihose I
dont push them down as far as it is inconvenient as Im sure you know.
When I go to the toilet just wearing underpants under my skirt they
always seem to end up on top of my shoes around my ankles whateverI am
sitting there doing.
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New Guy (L.I.)
Some Guy — Most asians are lactose intolerant. Something like 80-90% of
them.
I was watching TV with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and started to
snore. She awoke with a start when she realized she was snoring and she
accidentally cut a fart at the same time. It was pretty wicked. I was
actually suprised. I wonder if there is a relationship with how pretty a
girl is and how bad her farts smell. You would think that a pretty girls
farts wouldn’t be that bad.
As far as peeing in the trough is concerned, I haven’t done that since I
was a little kid, but the other day I went into this tourist dive of a
restaurant and instead of having a urinal, there was simply a tub and a
toilet. Above the tub was a pipe that was draining water to was the pee
away. It also had a sign saying that you were supposed to pee in the tub.
I looked at the other guys in the restroom and then proceeded into the
stall. I really don’t care to pee in front of another guy without a
partition. I’ll pee in the shower, but its my shower and I’m usually by
myself.
As far as pulling my pants down, if I’m in a public toilet, I’ll keep my
pants high enough so that no one can see my penis if they are peering
thru the crack in the door. If I’m at home I pull then down past the knee
so that my pants don’t touch the porcelain of the toilet itself.
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Billy
To Art: In junior high our boys locker room stalls had no doors since
nothing else in the locker room had anything near privacy. I remember
seeing guys taking dumps with their gym shorts pulled just below their
butt cheeks and their jockstraps still up, but have no clue how they
pissed unless they just pulled the jockstrap aside. One other event was
on the football team there was this guy named Chuck who was a real good
player and who shit himself in his football uniform twice on the practice
field. I am pretty sure it was an accident the first and he couldn’t stop
himself, but he filled his uniform with a big load during practice. You
could smell shit but you couldn’t tell from looking because the field was
so muddy that everyone’s uniforms were brown. But when we went back to
the locker room to change out after practice, he went into the stalls and
pulled his pants down and did a lot of wiping of his butt and wiped the
crotch of his uniform before hitting the showers.! I guess he took his
uniform home and washed it like the rest of us and got all the shit out.
It must have felt wierd to play with a load of shit in his pants but he
never let on. His locker was in the same row as mine and his underwear
was always brown stained in the rear so I guess he just was real relaxed
about shitting and wiping. The second time I think he knew he had to shit
because he tried to go before practice but no luck and then when the urge
hit out on the practice field in the middle of practice he just let it go
and took a shit in his pants like before figuring he could just clean it
up later. Everyone smelled his shit this time really bad and I don’t
think he ever did it again after that.
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redneck
Mathew, I saw that you have an interest in pinching a loaf at a college
or university. I take great pleasure in that as well. Before I left
Indianapolis to move to Colorado, about once a week, I went to Butler
University’s library to look at newspapers and magazines that I couldn’t
find anywhere else. I usually went downstairs to take a big crap as well.
The mens room had two stalls, side by side. There was usually someone in
there and it was kinda’ fun to joke and make noise with each other.
—
Another item, the high school I went to had no doors in the bathrooms and
I always enjoyed taking a crap there in my H.S. days. The bathrooms were
frequently used.
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Friday, November 14, 1997
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jillian
In response to Hank’s posting of a few days ago, I have often *had* to
use the trough in the boys room. I am the only girl in the family and I
learned to pee standing up early on like my brothers. First, I found out
with a few simple tricks I can hit any target. (Just spread the legs and
spread the lips, tilt, and push, if you must know!) Also I found I can
shoot it farther and heavier than my brothers can, though I dont know
why. Alex- I find that during my period the smell of my dumps gets a
little nastier, is all. Softer, too. Keep posting!
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Steph
Hi guys! It’s gotten very cold in my corner of New England, especially
during the mornings. I don’t get cold easily, but the bathrooms at my
college can be drafty. When using the toilet, I usually pull my pants (I
very rarely wear dresses, as you recall) down below my knees before
going. Since it’s been very cold, I’ve kept my pants down just far enough
so my butt’s exposed to the toilet. When taking a dump, I’ve been pushing
into my abdomen more than usual since it’s not as easy (for me) to put my
head between my knees.
Question for everyone, male (taking a dump) and female: how far down do
you pull down your pants before sitting on the toilet? I remember this
being a survey question, but I’ve seen very little actually written on
here.
Peace, Steph
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Some Guy
I’ve been reading the posts and I realized that most of the people in
this forum are lactose intolerant! A few of you have wrote it in a post
but could people who are lactose intolerant just write something like ”
L.I.” at the end of their next post? I’m lactose intolerant and maybe
there’s some connection between being L.I. and finding the bathroom
experience erotic….
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jamie (11)
Today after school dad picked us up in the car with a girl who lives a
few streets away because her mum was going to be late from work and she
was in our class. Near the end of the last lesson she was beginning to
figet and cross her legs. When the bell went we rushed over to her and
told her to get her bag because dad would be waiting and had to out that
night. We rushed to the gate and sure enough dad was there. Simon and me
got into the back seats and we let her get into the front. On the way
home there were some new road works and the was a big que of traffic.
Jannet was beginning to hold her skirt and said to dad that she had to go
toilet. Dad said it was not far to go till we got home and it would not
be long. We moved forward a few feet and stopped again. This went on for
what seemed ages. Jannet was really beginning to wriggle and was going
red. “I have to pee now” she said. Dad said she would have to hold it
till we got to some toilets because there was nowhere to go here. “I
can’t she said. “If I wet myself my mum will get real mad and smack me.”
she said. “Alright dad said, but you will have to pee on the seat, but
don’t tell amyone or they will all want to do it.” Simon and me were
watching her real close as she lifted her skirt above her waist showing
us the top of her legs. She was not wearing any knickers! (later she told
us they were in her school bag because they got a bit dirty after lunch
when she went to the toilet for a poo.) She opened her legs wide and sat
back in the seat like it was a toilet. Just then we could hear the hiss
of her pee and saw a bright yellow stream shoot out and soak the car
seat. At first it made a long narrow dark patch then it spread into a big
round puddle as she finished and lowered her skirt carefully over her
legs but not touching the seat. We promised not to tell and dad cleaned
up the seat when we got back home. We both got so excited that both of us
peed in our shorts at the same time. We did not change them till we went
to bed and it was good feeling the cold wet cloth next to our skin and
the smell of the piss as it slowly dried out. Jamie.
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Simon(12)
Last night my brother and me were having a game of rough and tumble with
our dad. My brother is 11 and I am 12. We were getting really excited and
my brother was sitting on top of dad. I started to ticke him and he
started laughing and wriggling. “Don’t” he said, “I want to go wee.” But
I continued and then he said “Stop it I’m going to go. I mean it.” Just
after that a little damp patch appeared on his shorts. Between fits of
laughter he said “oh no stop its coming.” I said I didnt believe him, but
then he completely lost control and did a big wee. The front of his
shorts now had a really big wet patch on them and he was really pissing
them. I stopped tickling him and said “sorry Jamie” but it was too late
he could not stop the flood which went all over dad’s track suit bottoms.
You could smell the wee and he started to cry, but dad said it was okay
and didnt really mind. Sometimes he wet himself anyway he said. We
finished the game and dad went and got changed. Jamie and me then played
schools and it finished with me having to stand in the corner for being
naughty. He made me stand still with my hands behind my back. That was
the worst part because I now really wanted the toilet. I really needed to
wee but what was worse I felt like a poo was beginning to come. I had to
stand there in the corner to the end of school which was not for another
five minutes. I tried to pull back but my bladder was beginning to go
wild and I could not stop the feeling. The pressure built up to much and
a little pee came out. I triedto stop it but it just came and I let go.
The front of my shorts went all wet and it spread down the font of the
legs. As I kept weeingit ran down my thighs as I lowered my head and saw
the wee run down both my legs. It was all warm and felt really great. My
socks went all warm as I filledmy slippers and made a little puddle in
the corner. But worse was to come, just as the wee was stopping. I had to
go poo and I just let it come out. What the hell my pants were soaking
and would have to be washed so what difference did a little poo make?
Only it wasn’t a little poo. It was a really big soft poo and we could
all smell it. Dad took me into the toilet and cleaned me up. Jamie had
got his own back and we were now both in pyjamas and ready for bed.
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Art
In our high school, the boy’s bathroom next to the locker room had very
short partitions between the toilets, so you could see guys sitting there
right out in the open. I remember seeing one guy sitting on the toilet
taking a shit with his jock strap on. The strange conflict between
modesty (not taking his jock down while he was shitting) and lack of
modesty (he didn’t seem to mind sitting there taking a shit in front of
everybody) seemed odd at the time (and still does).
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John-Ohio
To Philippe: I believe the name of that place was just “The Vampire Bar”.
I am looking at my map of Toronto and I think I have its location
circledd as being at Queen St. and Claremont. This is a storefront
building with a regular bar on the first floor facing the street. The
Vampire Bar entrance is in the back of the building. You go down a
stairway and in a basement entrance. There is no sign and it looks kind
of spooky. I found it on the Internet by setting my search engine for
Toronto Bars and Nightclubs. Someone asked if there are two Johns here
and I believe there are. I will refer to myself as John-Ohio to
distinguish which is which. Also, Philippe asked if I still go into the
lesbian bar in Ohio and the answer is no as it closed about a year and a
half ago. I have recently found another gay bar in a big city that is
mostly male but gets a couple of dozen females on Friday nights. It is a
dark dance club. The “women’s room” is effectively unisex and there are
no doors on the two stalls in it. I am going there tomorrow night so
should have more to report next week.
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Thursday, November 13, 1997
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Philippe
To John: evidently, we share a common interest for unisex bathrooms in
gay bars. It is too bad that you cannot recall the location of the place
in Toronto that you are describing, because I would chech it out first
thing. Do you remember if it was close to a major artera, and if yes, a
north-south or east-west ? There is one place that I thought of upon
reading your brief description, but it was in the downtown core, by Yonge
Street. It was a pretty big dark place, with two unisex bathrooms.
Unfortunately, and to my utmost chagrin, the place (That used to be
called Comrads), closed 2 years ago. So, it cannot be that one. It could
have been a place called “Colby’s” on St. Joseph, but the washrooms were
downstairs and the place was not really fit for advanced voyeurism,
although some girls would occasionally use the boys room. I loved your
description of that other place in Ohio. Do you still go there?
Regards.
Philippe.
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not tellin’
It seems like there are two John’s in here..am i right? Too chicken to
post now maybe later.
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New Guy
To Some Guy- I hate trying to pee while sitting down and having morning
wood. Usually if the stream splits I lean at a 45 degree angle with my
hand against the wall above the toilet. I just had to take a couple
dumps. Both while I had guests. I hate that they know that I’m shitting.
It must have been all the dairy products in the meal. I’m still crampy.
Lots of gas. I don’t mind the crampiness and the gas as long as a lengthy
fart can pick up a few passengers on the way out so its not a total loss.
I still feel like I want to shit, but there’s nothing in there for my ass
to really grab a hold of to push out. As far as going in a public
bathroom, I usually tend to find a public toilet stall that like and
stick with it. I’m very faithful that way. There was a hotel where I used
to live that had the BEST toilets. It had that commercial seat that
really hugs your ass and spreads your cheeks just right for that maximum
shitting experience that we all love so much. I would drive out of my way
just to shit in that stall. My friends all thought I was crazy. I think
they have yet to experience a truly satisfying crap session.
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Matthew
This is in response to Traz’s post about going in public restrooms. I too
love to go in a public bathroom, especially in a college. If I am within
five miles of a college, I detour, go to the student union or the
library, and sit in a stall in the mens room. I love to sit there and
listen to other dudes come in and drop their loads, smelling the
different odors, listening to the farts plops etc. and watching the feet
as they wipe. One bathroom has a mirror in front of the stall. If I sit
in the middle stall, I can peak out through the crack and actually see
the guy as he enters the adjacent stall. Then there is a shiney tile wall
in back, and you can watch the guy as he wipes after he finishes. It’s
very exciting.
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Wednesday, November 12, 1997
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Ralph
I’m a 20 y.o. guy and I remember when I was 5-6 y.o. I wanted privacy in
the bathroom. When I was 7-8, I didn’t really care. I have 2 sisters and
a brother. We were always rushed in the morning getting ready for school
and got tired waiting for our turn in the bathroom. We decided to all use
the bathroom together. So I never had any qualms about going in front of
others after that.
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Matthew
This is in response to Traz’s post about going in public restrooms. I too
love to go in a public bathroom, especially in a college. If I am within
five miles of a college, I detour, go to the student union or the
library, and sit in a stall in the mens room. I love to sit there and
listen to other dudes come in and drop their loads, smelling the
different odors, listening to the farts plops etc. and watching the feet
as they wipe. One bathroom has a mirror in front of the stall. If I sit
in the middle stall, I can peak out through the crack and actually see
the guy as he enters the adjacent stall. Then there is a shiney tile wall
in back, and you can watch the guy as he wipes after he finishes. It’s
very exciting.
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Jamie
I remember one time when I went to play in the woods with my girl friend
we had been playing hide and seek and she needed to go toilet because she
was holding her pants. “What’s wrong I said?” “I need to go pee pee real
bad.” she said “But theres no toilets.” “You will have to do it in you
pants (she was wearing cycle shorts) then.” I said. “But mum will kill
me.” she replied. “Well do it there then” I said pointing to a bush.
“Will you keep guard” she said. “Yes, okay” and I had to stand with my
back to her and keep watch, but there was nobody else there in the woods.
I heard a hissing sound and wished I could watch her. After a few minutes
she got up and we started playing again. A little later we got on our
bikes to go home and as I started pedling. I felt I had to poo and wee
real bad. I said ” I have to go toilet now as well.” She said cant you
wait till you get home and i said “no I need to go wee wee and poo poo
real bad.” She pointed over to the bush where she had gone before and
said “Go there!” “Okay” I said “but will you watch out for me?” “Yes” she
said, so I got off my bike and went over to the bush and looked for the
damp grass where she had done her wee. When I found it I pulled down my
swim shorts and they dropped to my ankles. As I bent over the poo started
to come and I was also doing my wee wee. I couldnt help it and I couldnt
stop even if my girlfriend was watching me go toilet. When I had finished
she found me some dock leaves and said “Use these” “thanks” I said and
pulled up my shorts when I had finished. She looked at the little plops I
had just done and smiled. “I have never seen a boy go to the toilet like
that before.” She said. “Ithought you were real cute.” and she gave me a
little kiss on my cheek. I blushed and thoght I was going to catch fire.
then I said “Ive never seen a girl pee.” “I might let you look next time
then” she said. We went home for lunch.
Jamie
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John
I left work in a rush today after a busy day forgetting to go to the
toilet. I picked up the kids from school by which time I was needing to
pee. As I fought through the traffic the urge to pee was getting real
bad, but I managed to hold on. We parked the car as usual just round the
corner and hurried home. The pee was just starting to come as I opened
the garden gate and a little squirt went into my undies. I fumbled
through my pockets to find the key ring. In my eagerness to open the door
I dropped the keys on the path and let go a little more pee as I bent
down to pick them up. The bladder muscles were really beginning to
contract now and I could not hold back. I put the wrong key in the lock
and had to find the right key on the ring. By this time I was really
peeing my pants and could not stop it. Finally I got the door open as the
pee started running down my legs and was making a big puddle on the
floor. You could hear the hiss and the splash as the pee made a puddle.
My oldest boy 11, said “Dad I think your wetting your pants!”, to which I
replied “Yes, Simon I know I AM wetting my pants.” I stood there for a
minute whilst I finished peeing and we went into the house.
As usual I had to change both boys diapers (they wet and poo themselves
and need to wear diapers at school). They had both pooed themselves and
it had squashed round their legs and made quite a mess. I put them on a
baby mat and used baby wipes to clean them up. Their diapers were also
very wet as usual. I think they really like being treated like little
babies and being cleaned up. By the time I had done this I was needing a
poo myself and it was building up. One of their friends had come round by
this time and had gone into the toilet so I had to wait and I was getting
really desperate by the time he said he’d finished. This meant he had
pooed and wanted his bottom wiped. I went in, stood him up and turned him
round. As he bent over I felt my poo beginning to poke out. I cleaned his
bottom and pulled up his undies and shorts for him. As I stood up I felt
the first log in my pants, and by the time I had dressed him I had filled
my pants.
There were two short thin logs in the toilet before I started. I dropped
my pants and carefully took then off. I slowly lowered my briefs and
tipped the mushy poo into the bowl. They were really messy and I must
have used half a role of toilet paper in cleaning them and in wiping the
worst off my bottom and legs where it had spread. Finally I used some
baby wipes to clean off the rest of the poo. I had to flush the toilet
twice to get rid of all the mess, and put everything into the
washer-dryer.
Does any one else haveaccidents like this and do they have any boys who
pee and poo themselves?
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Hank
Hey John, I read your post about the girl in school who you wanted to use
the urinal. It reminded me of a similar time, sort of. I’m 18 and in my
first year of college, but a few years ago in high school this girl (a
friend, not a girlfriend) of mine had to pee real bad. I’m mean
desperately. It was afterschool and the girls’ and boys’ toilets were
being clearned. The boys’ was much closer to where we were (rehearsing a
school play). She was holding her self through her skirt (sort of short),
and I suggested the boys’ room. We walked, she actually ran, in, but
there was a clearning guy in there washing out the stalls. (Only two of
them)
Anyway, she stopped, looked around, and said, “Shit, if guys can use
these so can I”. She walked to a uninal, pulled up her skirt (God, I was
turned on looking at her ass…she had on white tight panties). She
pulled her panties to one side and began to pee massively. Her aim wasn’t
that good, however, and she was peeing in the urinal, down her legs, on
her panties, as she tried to get it in the urinal. The cleaning guy and I
just stared at her. She finally finished and manged to keep her skirt
dry…but her panties were pretty wet.
She laughed about having to practice more. She was great.
Hank
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John
To Philippe: I live in Ohio and was just in Toronto in May for a seminar.
I enjoy finding gay bars where the restrooms are unofficially unisex so
that is how I found the one at 501. I did ch3eck out one other bar in
Toronto that loked like it had possibilities. It was a vampire bar on the
west side of the downtown area (I don’t remember the name but the
entrance was at the rear of a storefront type building and it was
downstairs). This place was quite large and cavernous. It was painted
black and the restrooms were out of the way and looked like they got
cross use. The place was quiet the night I was there but they said
Saturday night was there busy night. The people who were in there were
wearing black.
There used to be a lesbian bar in Ohio that I frequented. It had two tiny
restrooms down a short corridor. One said “women” on the door and the
second had no label on its door. This one had a sink, toilet and two
person urinal trough in it. All were close together and there was no
stall. Later on Saturday nights, when the place was crowded and the line
for the “women’s room” was long, the girls freely used this restroom. I
often would just walk in while a girl was squatted over the stool
andwatch her stream as she peed. Once I walked in and a girl was on the
toilet and a second lady had just finished using the urinal trough.
Another time I walked in and a girl was just standing there. When I came
in, she pulled down her jeans and peed in front of me. Another time, it
was late and I was standing in line and a tall attractive woman was in
line in front of me. We started talking and when the restroom opened up
she andI went in together still talking. She sat down and peed in front
of me. When she was done, I said “I have to take one last pee before I
leave”. I took it out and peed for about 45 seconds into the trough. This
girl stood right next to me and looked down watching me pee the whole
time. Since it was almost closing time, we wished each other “a good
night” and left.
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Steve
Hi everyone,it is wonderful to read stories about guys taking dumps
together. I love to talk to other guys when they are going. I have a
story similar to Redneck. I was watching my friends boys over night for
them. They were 8 and 11. They would think nothing of walking into
bathroom ,drop pants and go. They did it while I was shaving one morning.
I could hear the grunts,splashes and gas. I love to go to places where
the stalls have no doors. They are hard to find. Hey guys keep up the
great stories. I will relate more stories later.
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Coprologist
I was interested in what Jay had to say about the sexual excitement of
shitting for men being to do with the proximity of the prostate gland to
the rectum. I’m sure he’s right. But in general, as far as I can tell,
most men seem to have to work much harder when they take a dump than
women do. I think that could be due to the muscles in the lower half of
the body. Women’s muscles must be better adapted to pushing things out of
the lower half of their body than men’s muscles. Like Jay too, I would
love to hear whether women do take advantage of the dump stall to
masturbate. It’s fairly standard practice with a lot of men (myself
included).
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Some guy
Here I am again. I wanted to say a few things. First- New Guy,
unfortunently, I have split streams about 25% of the time, especially in
the mornings when I’ve got morning wood. If you don’t have an erection
(or if you do wait till it goes down a little) and sit down on the
toilet. I think that for all men it is nearly impossible to pee sitting
down with an erection. Another thing I do is kneel before the toilet,
making my penis just above the bowl where it’s impossible to miss. I’ve
got to try pinching to make the hole circular. I also wanted to share
some bathroom stories. A few years ago, one of my friends (a guy) had to
poop real bad. We were in my backyard and I went in the house because my
mom called me or something. I came back out and my other friends told me
he just took a dump in the back yard because he didn’t know where my
bathroom was.
At my school there are almost no doors on any guys bathrooms. Sometimes I
REALLY have to go so I wait for the bathrooms with doors to become empty.
Near my science class, there is a girls bathroom and the door is kept
open for some reason. You can see about three stalls without going in. I
like to look in and I’ve seen a few girls shoes below the door, but I
never stare or look to long in case anyone sees me. There are too many
people around that area to hear anything. I wish those girls stalls had
no doors. I think the sexiest thing a woman can do is go to the bathroom
(both #1 and #2).
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Tuesday, November 11, 1997
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John
I read some of the old posts and I was fascinated. I was always overly
interested in toilets ever since I was a small child (I’m 16 now). I
spend a lot of time sitting on the toilet and enjoying bowel movements. I
always get an erection when I shit. I also like using urinals at school.
I liked the posts about females using urinals in men’s rooms. In my
school, girls sometimes come into the boys restroom to be with their
boyfriends and watch them go. One chick was interested in the urinals and
stood there looking at them, at all the pee in the bottom and I heard her
say: “Don’t you guys ever flush these things?” I burst out laughing. Two
other guys came in and demonstrated the use of the urinal for her. She
had to go and we tried to get her to piss in a urinal but she didn’t want
to, so she used one of our toilets, with the door shut. We got to hear
her tinkle though. Maybe some day we will get to see her use one of the
urinals. I will keep everyone posted.
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Traz
I’ve been reading the posts here for quite awhile and thought it was time
I posted my own thoughts. I am a 29 year old male who has had a
fascination with the bathroom for as long as I can remember. I knew I
liked bathroom experiences before I knew I was gay and used to talk the
neighbor girl into letting me watch her.
I have often thought I was the only one turned on by listening to or
watching another guy use the bathroom. It’s great to know that others are
interested in this as well. I particularly liked Drew’s memorable
experience in the library john. Talking to the guy in the next stall is
great!
My high school did not have doors on the stalls either. In fact, many of
the johns had the mirror directly in front of the stalls. I would
sometimes spend my lunch break waiting for someone to come in and sit
down so I could leave, sneak a peak and then spend a lot of time combing
my hair. Many times, if we were taking a dump together, they would
comment on each splash, either theirs or mine. Something like, “Boom”,
“That was a big one” or ‘What a relief”. The more they talked, the more I
liked it. Closed doors, don’t allow that kind of interaction.
Johns without doors on the stalls are hard to find, usually only in
parks, so I don’t get to see as many people as I’d like. But I do like to
listen and look at their feet to see how far they pulled down their
pants. I’d rather take a dump in a public restroom than at home. The only
downside is the smell.
I thought I’d tell you about my last three dumps. They have been huge and
extremely satisyfing without a lot of wiping. They’ve all come out very
slow which makes it even better. Drew, you would have been impressed with
these dumps! I’ll try and relay some of my high school memories later.
I’d love to hear from Drew, Jeff, David and Paul. Later.
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Poop (act. nickname)
lately, everone of my poo’s havebeen very soft and consisted of the old
ten minute wiping sessions. Sometime’s they’re alright but man oh man
have they been bad. My girlfriend leaves the apartment every time I go to
the john. My buddy Squinnie is bad for them too!
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Alex
Hi guys. Andre, interesting point- I may “dream” about shitting in my
pants, but at least I’ve never done it 🙂 My shits are “normal” (meaning
they usually don’t look or smell different) when I have my period,
although my visits to the bathroom are a little longer during that time
of the month (pads, applicators, that sort of thing). I will confirm this
during my next menstruation. Love always, Alex 🙂
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And for those of you who have been asking for Cat Chaser info we just got
this in:
My band, Cat Chaser cellebrates the WettyGurl ie. females who wet and
mess their pants and females who are Adult Babies. We are located in
Tacoma WA. We are currently interviewing female musicians who are
WettyGurls. We have upcomming tv spots to do, recording of 2 albums and
video’s. There is no sex, pornography or smut in the stage show or
video’s. We will accept interviews with guys who meet our criteria.
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Monday, November 10, 1997
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Jay
Jill is correct, there is a direct correlation between water content of
one’s shit and its softness, girth, and consistency. It’s always a good
idea to answer the urge as soon as is practical, otherwise, there is
uptake of water through the walls of the rectum causing what would
otherwise be a highly satisfying turdlog to shrivel into a rather
constricted form that is not as esthetically pleasing. And as long as
I’ve gotten back on the subject of the anatomy and physiology of
shitting, perhaps it isn’t widely known why men can potentially enjoy a
good dump better then women. The reason is the anatomic proximity of the
prostate gland to the rectal wall. Taking for granted that everyone here
accepts taking a shit as creating some magnitude of sexual pleasure for
either sex…think of how a man feels when there is a sudden, profound
buildup of pressure in his rectum as a fully finished turd arrives to the
terminus of the assembly line! The prostate is a sex gland! So naturally,
the feeling a man experiences as a large lumen-filling log slides by and
compresses the gland is thrilling…enhancing the overall experience.
Men, just soap up your anus during a shower and digitally examine your
own prostate…it’s only a few inches inward…just make sure your nails
are well-trimmed to avoid any chance of mucosal abrasion. You’ll detect
the bulge of the gland through the wall of the rectum. Girls…please
tell us guys how you break down taking a good shit as a sexual
experience. And I just wonder if women take the same full advantage of
the privacy of sitting on a well-sequestered toilet to combine excretory
functions with masturbation. My guess is VERY OFTEN! Why should they be
any different than men in this area?
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kelly
Anyone here go to the bathroom, and after a really painful session, not
“close” all the way for a few minutes. That just happened to me and i’m a
little worried about it…
Jill, when i have my period, my poop seems to be harder. a LOT harder. i
dont take the pill so maybe thats the difference? also mine seem to smell
way different too
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Jeffrey
The September issue of Penthouse should be interesting to this group. In
magazines of this sort, the featured lady appaers in the middle of the
issue. In this case, the lady is, as you would expect, extremely and
attractive. What is different is that she pees into an urn. In fact, the
entire set of pictures in the article have to do with her peeing. She is
quoted as saying it is taboo to talk about bodily functions, but they
seem so natural to her and her husband. She doesn’t mention shitting (I
doubt Penthouse is ready for that) but from what she said, I would guess
that is another bodily function that interests her and her husband.
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redneck
Another pooping memory. A co-worker of mine had me babysit his kids for
several nites while he was off on a business trip. At the time, his kids
were 8, 13 and 15. When they went to the bathroom, they never shut the
door or sometimes, have it half way shut. When I got up in the morning
and after I had my shower, the 13 year old ran in and went and sat on the
toilet with the door wide open and proceeded to crap with all sorts of
farts and water splashes. All of us were talking. After he got done, then
the 15 year old went in and half way shut the door and you could hear
some farting and splashes as well. What was funny was I could see his ass
on the toilet with him leaning over. I didn’t need to crap since I
usually crapped in the afternoon. I would have liked to walk right in and
drop my drawers and shit just like putting on a show.
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pooping girl
Hi folks, Im sitting on my camping toilet right now with my jeans and
blue underpants around my ankles getting ready to poop. I also have a
roll of toilet paper and wet wipes on my computer desk. The toilet is old
and looks like a stool with a toilet seat and a plastic bag is attached
to catch everything. Im tinkling now and just let go a fart. Take a deep
breath and huuuuungh huuuuungh another fart and a large jobbie is
starting out Im pushing again huuuuuungh its coming out now and fell out
of my fanny more poop is coming out now as i lean forward to type 2 more
jobbies have come out, more gas and pee also. I lifted up a little and
looked between my legs and see 4 fairly good size jobbies sitting in my
pee, just waiting now for mor to come, just thumbing through some
magazines as I sit and wait. I think its time to start grunting again
Huuuuuungh wet smelly fart, I pushing out some softer poo right now with
alot of gas and Im tinkling a little more. I grunt one more time to make
sure Im done, I think I am for now. Im have just wiped my vagina and
fanny, pretty messy load this time used alot of paper and 4 wet wipes to
get myself clean. I have pulled up my underpants and jeans and looked at
my work, I went alot as I look at my jobbies sitting in a puddle of pee
with all the paper on top. Time to dispose of my effort in the real
toilet and flush it away….see you all later
I forgot to mention time elapsed from pants down to pants up was 16
minutes, for those interested
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New Guy
I’m usually happier when I have a big log to pass as long as nothing
tears. I’ve noticed that when I use herbal products that my turds are
bigger and drier. Any one else do anything special to affect the size of
their turds?
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PottyBoy
While I cleaned a girl’s restroom yesterday I came upon a collection of
SEEDS in one of the toilets. This was weird because there were at least
THREE different types of SEEDS. One type was definitely WATERMELON seeds
although they were YELLOW in color after passing through some girls
system. Then, there was, what looked like CANTALOUPE seeds and some other
type I couldn’t identify. There were individual seeds scattered in the
bowl and chunks of shit containing seeds. I counted at least 30 seeds. I
wonder if the girl who shit out this collection knew what she was doing.
I wonder if any of these seeds will grow once they hit the treatment
plant and the sludge is carted off to some landfill. I’ve heard that
tomato seeds sprout after undergoing a trip like this.
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MKT
HEY I’M BACK!! I was upgrading my PC to WIn95 and my modem didn’t work .
anyways , i have a story that happened like 9 years ago .
In 5th grade , after school , we had this fort in the woods at our bus
stop . And after school , me and a few other ( wish to remain anonymos )
would go back there and wait for all the mothers and kids to clear away
from thhe bus stop . of course , this was after schooland we all dranks a
lot at lunch , so we would have our daily piss thingy . We all gathered
around and organized ourselves . Then we would go to our spots , on the
count of 3 , we would unzip our zippers, pull it out , and let loose for
about 1 minute. Boy did the woods smell good after that ( steamy urine )
. Once one of them ( he few kids ) waited till we got offf the bus , but
couldn’t make to the woods so he ran and took a piss in the pond right
next to the woods . We were all watching him like he was wierd, but oh
well, ( i bet the fish weren’t too happy ) .
Then another story I have is once , in that same fort, i was alone . Then
i felt it , the urge to crap . I didn’t know what to do , so it ran
deeper into the woods, pulled down my pants and let loose . Then after
leaving this monstrous turd on a tree , i used leaves ( which crinkled up
cause it was autumn ) . So until I could Change, I had a scqooshy felling
for a while !!
– MKT
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