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The Toilet
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A few days ago I was driving to the university for a night class, about an hour or so after dark. I parked near a corner of the nearly empty lot, near some snow piles that the plows had made.
As I was getting out, this car comes flying into the lot at about 60 miles an hour and screeches to a halt near a snowbank in a corner of the lot. The door flew open, and this really hot chick, very slim, with real long hair ran out. She is in my calculus class. She was wearing jeans and a heavy jacket. She ran over to the snowbank, went up it a couple of feet, yanked down her jeans and panties to knee level, squatted, and started peeing a torrent that I could hear from 20 feet away onto the snowbank!
Well gee, this was practically a dream come true for me. I sat back down in the car (the passenger side of my car was towards her, she couldn’t see me) and got my watch out since I figured this was a pee worth timing and watching. I started the stopwatch, Indiglo is really useful for times like these 🙂
So this girl’s still hissing away with no sign of stopping. I could see some splatters flying around off of her, her shoes must have gotten soaked already. She wasn’t even looking around, I guess when you’re that desperate you aren’t even thinking of privacy. I was watching my stopwatch in amazement as a minute went by. She finally started slowing down. She shifted position a bit. I could just barely see her face from the side in the dim light from some buildings on the end of the lot. Then her face got this look of concentration, almost like she was pooping. Her stream started hissing madly again, and went back up to full blast!
Her stream made a sound like HISSSSsssshh….HISSSSSSssssshh… she kept pushing and relaxing and her pee sped up and slowed down. This continued on for another minute and a half. I know it sounds unbelievable to pee that long and hard, but if you had been there you would have believed it!
After about 3 minutes of constant peeing, her stream slowly tapered off and stopped hissing. It didn’t stop though, it kept dribbling out at a more normal rate. Her face had the priceless look of relief. She tried to push again to speed things up but then her face turned into that of pain. Her pee stream didn’t change. Her bladder must have been aching so much it was painful to push. She then closed her eyes and seemed in bliss. Her stream was still dribbling out.
After four minutes, her stream had slowed down more. It had changed to a very slow dribble. She tried to push again, and again it was too painful.
A crazy 5 minutes and 37 seconds after I had started my watch, the dribble turned into fast dripping, then slow dripping, then a final drop. She reached into her pocket, pulled out a kleenex, and wiped herself once. She dropped the kleenex on top of the snow, sauntered into her car, and drove away.
I was kind of mesmerized for a few minutes. When I got out of my car I went over to take a look at what she had left.
She had peed so much it should have been in the Guinness book of World Records. The yellow area on the snowbank was about 3 FEET across, ran in a 2 foot swath all down the side of the snowbank, and the snow on the ground at the bottom of the snowbank was also yellow for a circle 3 feet across. At the very top was a melted yellow hole a foot wide from where the pee originally hit the snow, between her two footprints.
The thing was, the snow wasn’t just tinted yellow, it was a really dark yellow, nearly orange. It looked like she had let off about a 5 gallon bucket worth of very concentrated pee.
When I got close enoguh to bend over it, the smell hit me. This was the raunchiest pee I’ve ever smelled. It smelled like what you’d get if you took a big bucket and peed in it without emptying it for a month at home. It was definitely very concentrated pee. I was wondering how she had gotten pee this concentrated – it smelled like she hadn’t drank any fluids for a week and held her pee all that time, although that is definitely impossible.
The kleenex in the middle of the area, in a wad, and the side that was ponting up was colored the same dark yellow.
I went to my class late, and drifted through it thinking about this girl… wow.
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Let me go on with my former next door neighbors daughter who was with me when I stayed at my grandmothers and we used the old wooden cane bottom chair in the pine trees as a toilet at my grandmothers house. Janet was going to come over in the morning and we were going to use our chair toilet again.
Well I slept soundly and was still sleeping soundly when Janet showed up. She had come inside the trailer which I didn’t hear her knock on the outside screen door when she did arrive. So she had come inside and given me a shake to try to wake me up. She had to give my shoulder a harder shake twice saying Dave wake up! before I did wake up.
I opened my eyes and Janet said to me; Come on get out of bed. I have to go right NOW! Janet had a very desperate tone in her voice and she really said now loudly to me. I started to get out of bed but stopped. I almost forgotten that I had taken off all my clothes before getting in bed. I told Janet to hang on just one moment. Can you hand me my jeans or boxers?
Janet let out a short quick loud giggle knowing now I was naked under the sheet. But she was in such a hurry she said to me; There’s no time for that! No one will see you Dave! Janet already was heading for the door as she talked back to me. No ones around any way for your grandmothers already left. Her car is not here. Janet was at the screen door now and was opening it to go outside.
I quickly threw back the sheet off of me. I did reach down grabbing my boxers and stepped into them as I headed for the door. I reached the door and I pulled up my boxers as I opened the screen door and started down the steps. Janet was already starting to slip into the pine trees where the old chair was as I stepped off the last step. I ran over and slipped into the pine trees a few seconds after Janet had.
When I came through the pine tree branches Janet was already standing in front of the chair just starting to yank down the dark pink shorts she was wearing.The dark pink shorts must have not been tight for when she had them pulled down and she had let go of them they slipped right down her legs going right down to her sneakers. Janet was not wearing any panties and she started to sit down on the old chair.
Even as Janet was moving to sit down she started to pee! Her pee shot outward as she was moving to sit down which her pee did wet the cane of the chair. Having done this when Janet did sit she sat right on the pee whetted cane seat of the chair. It seemed not to matter to her for she was peeing so hard and had come so close to wetting herself!
Then after only a few seconds Janet’s pee stream settled down going straight down, hissed loudly, but she was still peeing hard so her pee hitting the pine needles on the ground made a pretty good splash as her pee hit the pine needles. Then as I watched Janet peeing she also began to poop too!
I saw a dark brown poop moving very quickly start poking out from under her. It crackled as it was moving. It was a smooth very fat one that quickly reached six inches in length and then broke. It made a soft thud hitting the ground.It fell right behind where her pee was wetting the pine needles but with her pee splashing her poop did get wet with her pee.
Then more poop poked out which was moving even faster then before. This one too broke away after reaching several inches in length. It fell joining her first poop on the ground and another piece showed sliding out as fast as the other two poops. This one reached longer in length then the first two. It was softer for when it broke it hit the ground with the other two and it hardly made a sound and it also crumpled up some.
Then what would be the last poop slid out which was the longest one reaching I would have guessed eight inches.(?) It stretched but didn’t break and it flopped over when it did hit the ground. Janet peed all the time that she pooped. But her pee had let up a lot when the last one had come out. She only had a thin pee stream coming out that no longer was hissing. She went on peeing for a good ten seconds or more after she had stopped pooping. Then Janet dribbled and dripped as far as her pee. Then she stopped. Janet was done.
Janet went to reach to take the toilet paper roll from the branch that was on the pine tree branch. There was not a roll there. We had used the last of it the other day and I had forgotten to get another roll from the house. Hey there is no paper! Janet said to me. Sorry I forgot to get one. I said back to Janet. She then told me she would have to go in the house and wipe.
Janet then stood up and took off her dark pink shorts. I’ll just run up to the house when your done Dave! Janet said to me and she was giggling hard when she said it. Are you going to poop too? Janet asked me. I told her I was and she then stepped aside to let me sit and go. I moved over to the old chair and I pulled my boxers down letting them fall like Janet’s dark pink shorts had. Then I sat down on the old toilet chair.
Janet let out a giggle as I sat down. The giggle could have been for I was in a erect state. I also didn’t reach down and push myself down to have my penis under the cane of the seat. Seeing me this way Janet still giggling did step off to the side. Right after she had stepped off to the side I started to pee.
I set a strong arcing pee stream right across the small clearing and my pee hit the low branches of the pine trees and splashed. I like Janet only peed for several seconds then started pooping. Like Janet when I started pooping it came out quickly. Mine felt like a fat one as I felt it moving. Janet after she saw it coming out told me it was a big one. It was a light brown chunky one too. I could feel the chunks as they passed so I knew it was too.
While I was pooping my pee stream had slackened so it was not hitting the pine tree branches anymore. Instead it was only making a short high arc landing in the clearing about two feet out in front of the chair. After several seconds more had passed Janet said to me; Your poop has reached the ground! That’s a long one! Its still coming out! I had to giggle for there were times I did take very long poops and this was one of those times!
A few seconds later I felt my back hole close right up and I heard a good thud on the ground under me. At the same time since I had stopped pooping my pee stream shot out hard again making its high arc through the air and again it splashed off from the pine tree branches across the clearing again. Janet let out a loud giggle seeing me peeing again on the branches.
I peed for a good ten seconds or more and then my stream eased which made its high arc fall and it came back wetting the pine needles as it came back on the ground. Then I stopped peeing but it was only a pause. I did three very short spurts and then I was done peeing. I stood up turned around and looked down. There were the three pieces of Janet’s poop laying there in the pine needles with my long fat poop laying over her three poops.
Janet then told me we better get up to the house. I need to wipe. I bet you do to! I told Janet it felt like that I didn’t have to. You better any way she said back to me. Then she told me I had to take my boxers off and go like she was! I dare you she said first. Then she doubled dared me! So I did remove my boxers and we then slipped out of the pine trees and ran like heck together up to the backdoor of the house and ran inside. We did wipe ourselves in the bathroom and after that I got a shovel and buried our poop under some pine needles for now. I wound up later digging a hole in the ground and buried it.
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